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I'm Elena Camellia di Marconetti, and I'm eight years old!

After a bunch of scary stuff happened, Papa decided to send me and my brother Emilio and my big sister Luciana to stay in Granache... Uncle Gregory and Reinhold and the others killed all of the bad guys who attacked us, but Papa said that they still don't know who sent them so it'd be safer down here.

And then Papa made Andreas stay back in Marconetti... Rana and Reya are nice and all, but I still miss Andreas.

At least Inaba got to come with me.

I got Rana to fly me to the castle so I can give Reinhold the cinnamon rolls that I made! I still haven't tried them yet, but they smell soooo good and they're huge so I just KNOW that they'll taste like super awesome!

Oh yeah, Guillaume's here too. He brought some cinnamon rolls for Sylvie. but I dunno why he's going out of his way like that.

Boys are weird.


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>> No.32850537

"Hi, Reinhold!" I say, putting on my best smile. "Hi Marianne! I made some cinnamon buns for you!"
"...oh," Marianne says, trying her best not to smile. "So that's what I'm smelling from that bundle that you're holding.

Marianne tries to act all cool and stuff but I know that she likes sweets. Luciana likes to tease her about this stuff all the time.

"Umm," Reinhold smiles nervously. "wow, you really didn't have to go out of your way like that."
"I did it 'cuz I wanted to," I say as I put the tray on the table and start unwrapping it. "Plus I got to show Luciana that I'm better at making sweets than she is!"
"Oh?" Marianne says, looking kind of surprised.
"Yup!" I nod. "Ask Guillaume, he was there!"

Both of us turn to him... he looks kind of annoyed. But he always looks kind of annoyed so eh. Nicolette says that he gets it from Uncle Gregory.

"They had a cooking battle," Guillaume says. "And Elena won."
"I suppose I'll have to tease Luciana about that the next time I see her," Marianne says, smiling in that evil way that she does sometimes.
"Speaking of Luciana..." I say, crossing my arms. "I saw you first so that means that you have to let me see your sword before she gets to!"


>but they can eat my awesome cinnamon rolls first
>sword first, foods later!

>> No.32850538

Yea, PGQ time. Where everyone's waifu a shit.

>> No.32850563

>>32850537
>but they can eat my awesome cinnamon rolls first

>> No.32850578

>>32850537
>but they can eat my awesome cinnamon rolls first

>The cinnamon rolls put Reinhold and Marianne into comas due to the sweetness and goodness

>> No.32850589

>>32850537
>>but they can eat my awesome cinnamon rolls first

>> No.32850605

>>32850537
>but they can eat my awesome cinnamon rolls first

>> No.32850647

>>32850537
>>sword first, foods later!

>> No.32850648

>>32850537
>but they can eat my awesome cinnamon rolls first
fuck captchas, seriously

>> No.32850748

>>32850537
>>sword first, foods later!
also, did rein remember to call off training with arnaud

also, damn you arch for leaving me on a cliffhanger in fdend

>> No.32850824

regardless of which route we go here can we also tell rana she can take guilliame to see sylvie since we have rein to guard us

>> No.32850980

>>32850748
>also, did rein remember to call off training with arnaud
That's up to you to do when you get control of him again.

>also, damn you arch for leaving me on a cliffhanger in fdend
Hey it was either that I stop at the Archibald death threat or at the Irene reveal.


>writing

>> No.32851040

>>32850980
Damnit, Turtle. Why do you do this to me? Why can't I quit you?

>> No.32851221

"Oh yeah," Reinhold says as he looks down at the sword hanging off his belt. "I guess I did kind of promise that..."
"You don't have to bring it out now," I say, shaking my head. "First, let's eat these cinnamon buns!"

After unwrapping the trays, I take the top one that has the ones that Guillaume and Aunt Ariane made off and place it on the table...

...and then I get an idea.

"Hey Guillaume," I turn to him.
"What?" Guillaume replies.
"Here's the ones that you made," I say, handing him his tray. "You and Rana can go and find Sylvie if you want, I'll stay here with Reinhold and Marianne."
"Huh?" he looks at me like I'm stupid. "Isn't Rana supposed to be your bodyguard?"
"Reinhold can be my temporary bodyguard until you two get back!"

Then I turn to Marianne, who looks kind of confused.

"You don't mind sharing him, do you?" I ask.
"Er..."


>[1/?]

>> No.32851239

>>32850980
>That's up to you to do when you get control of him again.
does that mean we did nothing in the morning when waiting for mari, or when we get control of rein we get to retroactively say what happened in the morning

>> No.32851261

>>32851221
damnit guillaume stop cock blocking yourself, we're trying to set you up here

>> No.32851289

>>32851261
You say that like he has a chance.

>> No.32851295

>>32851221
c'mon Guillaume go sacrifice yourself to the craycray chick already

>> No.32851308

>>32851289
You never know.

>> No.32851330

>>32851289
oh he has a chance
He's probably got Raquel lusting for him ever since he kissed her

>> No.32851348

>>32851330
I thought that was the other brother

>> No.32851384

>>32851221
>[2/2]

"Sorry, Princess," Rana pats me on the head. "I trust Reinhold and all, but you father -is- kind of paying me to look after you while you're here..."
"Aww..." I mumble.
"Besides," Guillaume sighs, "-I- don't need a bodyguard, remember?"

Great, now I feel stupid.

"Then you go over to the library," I say, "and we'll meet up with you after we get done here."
"Eh, I dunno," Guillaume shrugs. "You've been going on about Reinhold's new sword for a while now, and now I kind of want to see it myself."

I still get to see it before Luciana does (and I'm totally gonna rub it in her face when I get back), but I dunno...


>sure, stick around if you want
>go away, guillaume

>> No.32851400

>>32851384
>>sure, stick around if you want
we just have to stand in front of him to make sure we see it first

>> No.32851405

>>32851384
>sure, stick around if you want

>> No.32851419

>>32851384
>sure, stick around if you want

>> No.32851423

>>32851384
>"You've been going on about Reinhold's new sword for a while now, and now I kind of want to see it myself."
i was wondering why he didn't just wander off in search of sylvie when we first got here

>>32851348
i thought we swore never to talk about that

>> No.32851425

>>32851384
>sure, stick around if you want

>> No.32851434

>>32851384
>sure, stick around if you want

>> No.32851443

>>32850980
>Hey it was either that I stop at the Archibald death threat or at the Irene reveal.
or you do another 17 hour marathon

>> No.32851476

>>32851423
I swore nothing.

>> No.32851488

>>32851384
>>sure, stick around if you want

>> No.32851514

>>32851384
>>sure, stick around if you want
Do what you want bro.

>> No.32851540

>go away, guillaume

>> No.32851591

>writing

>> No.32851756

Oh boy princess guard!

Let's talk about false dendrite. Can we shoot lasers? I want to shoot lasers.

>> No.32851797

>>32851756
Pedicabo Te

>> No.32851821 [DELETED] 

"Meh, I guess you can stick around," I say to Guillaume. "But you have to stand BEHIND me when Reinhold shows of his sword, you got it?"
"As you wish, Your Bossiness," Guillaume bows.
"I am not bossy!" I shout.
"I don't know," Marianne laughs. "You're seeming pretty bossy to me..."

Gaaaaaaaah now she's doing it too I am not bossy!

"Sooo!" Reinhold claps his hands. "You two wanted to see my sword!"
"N... not yet," I mumble. "You can have the cinnamon rolls first, I know that Marianne's been eyeing them this whole time."
"Erm," Marianne looks away from me and clears her throat, "how thoughtful of you..."

With that out of the way, I go about using the proper ladies' manners that Mana taught me and get to serving them my pastries. A plate for REinhold, and a plate for Marianne...

"Do you want one too?" I turn to Rana.
"Oh, so I'm included in this party?" Rana says, a big grin on her face. "If so, then yes please!"

Okay, so she gets a plate too. And one for me since I'm the one who made them.

>[1/?]

>> No.32851838

>>32851756
No, after last thread let's never shoot lasers ever again.
Ever

>> No.32851852

>>32851797
PEDICABO EGO VOS IRRUMABO

>> No.32851860

>>32851821
>Mana taught me
is this the same mana from false dendrite

>> No.32851876

>>32851838
Burning a guys arms nearly off. Pff, childsplay. Wait till we vaporize the fools.

>> No.32851884

"Meh, I guess you can stick around," I say to Guillaume. "But you have to stand BEHIND me when Reinhold shows of his sword, you got it?"
"As you wish, Your Bossiness," Guillaume bows.
"I am not bossy!" I shout.
"I don't know," Marianne laughs. "You're seeming pretty bossy to me..."

Gaaaaaaaah now she's doing it too I am not bossy!

"Sooo!" Reinhold claps his hands. "You two wanted to see my sword!"
"N... not yet," I mumble. "You can have the cinnamon rolls first, I know that Marianne's been eyeing them this whole time."
"Erm," Marianne looks away from me and clears her throat, "how thoughtful of you..."

With that out of the way, I go about using the proper ladies' manners that Mama taught me and get to serving them my pastries. A plate for REinhold, and a plate for Marianne...

"Do you want one too?" I turn to Rana.
"Oh, so I'm included in this party?" Rana says, a big grin on her face. "If so, then yes please!"

Okay, so she gets a plate too. And one for me since I'm the one who made them.


>[1/?]

>> No.32851892

>>32851860
She's a busy girl

>> No.32851908

>>32851876
No, no no no no no, That's probably Irene's brother and we just hurt him badly.

So no more lasers, ever.

>> No.32851929

>>32851908
He deserved it. I regret nothing. Fool should twice. Ever know hows gonna put in a cap in your ass for steppin' without thinking

>> No.32851966

>>32851908
Don't be stupid. We're playing a dangerous game with dangerous people, trust only goes so far, and when someone is threatening to slit your throat you do not regret burning their arm off, or even exploding their head.

He started shit, we ended it. We shouldn't go out of our way looking for fights, but we aren't going to throw away a useful tool, there's all sorts of stuff lasers can do, and a valuable weapon because you're squeamish.

>> No.32851979

>>32851852
sigh no thanks.

>> No.32852011

>>32851908
the guy started with holding magic knives to our throat and threatening our life before we even got a look at him or said a word. he posed an immediate and real threat to our lives and we had every right as a (mostly) human being to defend ourselves through any means at our disposal

>> No.32852022

>>32851966
>>32851929
>>32852011

Murderhobos out in force tonight

Flashbang was the 'correct' option, and probably the best one for every fight from here on out. But I doubt we'll remember this lesson even three threads from now and we'll burn some guy's head off by thread 10 because of this "We gotta kill all the bad guys" mentality.

>> No.32852035

>>32851884

"'Kay, so now everyone has one," I nod as I doublecheck to make sure that I put a cinnamon bun on all four plates. "There's enough for everyone to have seconds too if you want."
"Everyone except me, I guess," Guillaume says.

...crap, I forgot about him.

"Sorry, I'll give you a plate too," I mumble. So much for proper lady manners, I forgot about the guy who's standing right next to me!
"Nah, it's fine," Guillaume shakes his head. "I have my own, and I'll have some when we find Sylvie.
"Then why'd you-"

Nicolette was right, he just likes messing with people.

"So that IS everyone," I sigh. "Now let's eat!"


>[2/?]

>> No.32852088

>>32852022
if we don't bad end then we chose the correct option. you not agreeing with it does not make it wrong.
and never confuse self defense with murder

>> No.32852172

>>32852035
Well played Guilaume, well played.

>> No.32852195

>>32852022 I don't participate in said quest, but holding back when somebody is about to slit your throat sounds stupid.
Unless you're playing batman

>> No.32852267

>>32852035

Marianne looks at the huge cinnamon bun on her plate and then glances around... I guess she's looking for a knife to cut it up with first? But there aren't any, and it's all I can do to keep from laughing as i watch her start blushing really hard while chomping into it.

And then she gets that look on her face that Chiara gets when I sneak her one of the cookies that I get from Andreas sometimes.

"W... wow, Elena!" Marianne gasps. "This is VERY good, you should be proud of yourself!"
"I came in late so the taste is really thanks to Aunt Ariane and Guillaume," I say.
"And Luciana," Guillaume chimes in.
"And her," I mumble. "...so I can't really take credit for -everything-," I say. "Just the hard stuff."
"I see," Marianne nods. "Either way, thank you for sharing these with us."
"Mmhmm," Reinhold says with one still in his mouth. "These're really good!"

Rana finishes eating the fastest and goes for seconds right away, then Reinhold does the same. Seeing how much everyone's enjoying stuff that -I- made makes me pretty happy... maybe I'll try doing something like this again some time.

Now I understand why Aunt Ariane likes cooking so much.


>[3/?]

>> No.32852295

>>32852267
Time for sword?

>> No.32852303

>>32852267
>still losing at eating
god damn it

>> No.32852333

>>32852295
Reinhold should totally show off, Elena and Guillaume would probably both love that.

He could try making the blade shift and move, and also go through some basic swings and movements.

>> No.32852436

>>32852333
Can we still do that?

>> No.32852455

>>32852436
iirc we can still reshape it and whatnot, just with far less finesse, so making our sword thicker or shaping it like one of taka's katana should still work

>> No.32852475 [DELETED] 

>>32852267
>[4Everyone finishes off their seconds off pretty fast, but I'm nice so I hold off on eating mine and give it to Reinhold instead. I can tell that Marianne want it too, but she's trying to not look greedy or whatever so meh. Her loss, I would've given it to her if she asked first.

Anyways, It's not like everyone here doesn't already know about her sweet tooth.

"I guess sweets time is over with," Reinhold says as he gets up and uses Aqua Suspend to wash the sugar goo off of his hands. "Thanks, Elena."
"No problem!" I say, jumping up and down 'cuz I know that IT'S TIME FOR SWORDS!
"So, uh... you just want to look at it or have me swing it around or what?" he asks. "Luciana'd kill me if I actually let you hold it though, so that's out of the question."
"Why aren't we the cautious brother-in-law," Marianne says, smirking at him.


>what should I ask him to do?

/4]

>> No.32852490

>>32852267
Elena is a good girl. I bet she will make some swordie very happy one day.

Just not us I guess.

>> No.32852493

>>32852475
you might want to fix that

>> No.32852505

>>32852475
>Marianne want it too
i'm guessing wanted or wants

also, that 4

also, make it change shape

>> No.32852506

>>32852267
>[4/4]

Everyone finishes off their seconds off pretty fast, but I'm nice so I hold off on eating mine and give it to Reinhold instead. I can tell that Marianne want it too, but she's trying to not look greedy or whatever so meh. Her loss, I would've given it to her if she asked first.

Anyways, It's not like everyone here doesn't already know about her sweet tooth.

"I guess sweets time is over with," Reinhold says as he gets up and uses Aqua Suspend to wash the sugar goo off of his hands. "Thanks, Elena."
"No problem!" I say, jumping up and down 'cuz I know that IT'S TIME FOR SWORDS!
"So, uh... you just want to look at it or have me swing it around or what?" he asks. "Luciana'd kill me if I actually let you hold it though, so that's out of the question."
"Why aren't we the cautious brother-in-law," Marianne says, smirking at him.


>what should I ask him to do?

>> No.32852510

>>32852506
Show use a couple of moves!

>> No.32852520

>>32852506
aren't there training swords around?... i bet he could teach us a few things
"i'm not touching yours so it doesn't count, right?~"

>> No.32852527

>>32852506
>Anyways, It's not
it's should not be capitalized

>> No.32852532

>>32852506
Does he still have both swords with him? In that case...

>Compare swords

If not then

>Ask if it does anything freaky

>> No.32852541

>>32852506
>finishes off their seconds off

>> No.32852547

>>32852506
"I'll get some training swords so you can break them!"
Reinhold then realizes that, to blacksmiths and onlookers, he'll be just like Volker! That dick who keeps breaking peoples swords.

>> No.32852548

>>32852506
Show me your moves!

>> No.32852551

>>32852506
Show us the new things it can do

>> No.32852567

>>32852547
Fragment.

Blader.

>> No.32852577

>>32852506
>uses Aqua Suspend to wash the sugar goo off of his hands
fuck yeah mundane magic

>> No.32852601

>>32852567
We are become death, destroyer of worlds.

>> No.32852630

>>32852506
"Have you tried doing any cool tricks with it?"

I just want him to flex it.

>> No.32852639

>>32852022
"Oh no. I am blind. Shit, there goes my memory and spacial awareness"
If we blinded him, what would he do on reflex? Close the ring around our neck, most likely. That's the sure-fire way to get good end.

>> No.32852655

>>32852639
Lewd end

>> No.32852658

>>32852630
We haven't really tested it out yet have we?

>> No.32852677

>>32852658
we don't know if rein did since we aren't rein now

>> No.32852688

>writing

>> No.32852793

>>32852688

Hey, Arch, got a couple of questions.

1. What happened to Thierri and Gregory's respective parents? I suppose it's not unusual for middle-aged adults to have their parents ded, but you said aristocrats typically live longer lives than unusual.

2. What's Andreas' element? Last I checked, Star wasn't one.

>> No.32852800

>>32852793
>2. What's Andreas' element? Last I checked, Star wasn't one.

Light

>> No.32852854

>>32852793
>What happened to Thierri and Gregory's respective parents?
i'm more interested in vincent's parents

>> No.32852868

>>32852854
Killed by bears?

>> No.32852878

>>32852854

They got mauled by a panther. After having been shipwrecked.

>> No.32852958

>>32852793
>1. What happened to Thierri and Gregory's respective parents? I suppose it's not unusual for middle-aged adults to have their parents ded, but you said aristocrats typically live longer lives than unusual.
Thierri's mother was pretty sickly, she died when he was around twelve years old.
His father died of a plague that was making the rounds shortly after he and Raoul returned from their second adventuring outing, which signaled an end to his happy times roaming the countryside with his bro.

Gregory's father was an example of the worse side of arranged marriages, a right asshole who treated his wife poorly (but not openly enough for the rest of the family to intervene). Gregory HATED him and pretty much latched onto Arnaud as his rolemodel of what a real man should be.
His mother died of the same illness that tool the previous King, though she did live just long enough to see both of her children get married.

>2. What's Andreas' element? Last I checked, Star wasn't one.
Andreas's affinity is Light. His family actually split off from the main Di Marconetti line early in the country's existence, and is one of the only families to share that lineage that consistently produces people with that affinity.

>> No.32853041

>>32852958
Did we ever learn anything about Citrine's parents?

I can't remember

>> No.32853086

>>32853041

She's got a Tragic Backstory which hasn't been revealed yet.

Only thing we know is she joined the brothel at roughly 14 following a shipwreck.

>> No.32853096

>>32852878
>>32853086
...mother of god...

>> No.32853117

>>32853096
>Reinhold's parents are panthers

It all makes sense now

>> No.32853149

>>32853117
Precisely! The cat like reflexes, the animal magnetism, how he licks himself clean every morning, everything!

>> No.32853157

>>32853117
>>32853149
>final Guard Rank is Panther

IT FITS.

>> No.32853179

"Umm... umm..." I start hopping up and down 'cuz it's finally tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. "...can you do any cool tricks with it?" I ask.
"Cool tricks?" Reinhold looks at the sword at his hip. "I haven't really tried much of anything with it just yet... but now's as good a time as any to try, I guess."

Taking a couple of steps back so it's safe, Reinhold draws his sword and twirls it around a few times.

"It handles pretty much the same as before," Reinhold says as he holds it out to his side. "It'd really suck if it didn't, so I really owe Niklaus for that."

Showing off a bit, Reinhold does a few quick slices at the air to show that he's telling the truth. I really want to be able to do stuff like that one day...

"So yeah, it's a sword. And as you can see," Reinhold walks up to me and Guillaume and shows us the flat of his sword, "it's nice and shiny now like it's supposed to be."
"You mean it wasn't before?" Guillaume asks.
"Nope," he shakes his head. "Up until this morning, it looked like this.

The surface of his sword starts rippling like a lake when it's raining... and then poof! It stops, and it's back to being all dull and weird-looking like it was when he showed it to me yesterday.

>[1/?]

>> No.32853192

>>32853157
Do panthers even exist in this setting

>> No.32853199

>>32853157
WE PICKED THE WRONG ROUTE

>> No.32853200

>>32853179
Ask him to make it red and have bunnies engraved along the handle.

>> No.32853212

>>32853192

Only the pink kind.

>> No.32853283

>>32853179
Huh, so we can control it to that degree already? Nifty. Doesn't seem like there will be to high of a learning curve for us to be able to do stuff like quickly extend the blade's length when we are in an opponents guard.

>> No.32853298

>>32853283
"Luci! Reinhold showed me how he makes his sword get bigger!"

>> No.32853300

>>32853179
So any updates on the PGQ VN? Or even the fluffy tails one?

>> No.32853316

>>32853300
or how about that model that one dude was making?

>> No.32853334

>>32853298

Maybe Rein should just make it penis-shaped so that everyone quit it with the jokes.

>>32853316

This one?

>> No.32853337

>>32853298
Oh god we have to use that like when Elle meets Luci again.

>> No.32853341

>>32853298
yes, let us turn elena into the bossy anti racquel

>>32853300
or the false dendrite one for that matter

>> No.32853351

>>32853179

"Whoa!" Guillaume staggers back a few steps. "How the heck did you-"
"Niklaus used some crystal parasite things," Reinhold replies.

And then Guillaume starts to look REALLY scared.

"...and it hasn't stabbed you in the hand or anything?" Guillaume asks, looking like his eyes are gonna pop out of his head.
"Huh?" Reinhold seems pretty confused. "No, why would you think that?"
"Me and Bernard were visiting him one day and he made a giant metal spike bust through his hand and-"

What the heck is he talking about?

"I dunno what kind of experiment he was showing you," Reinhold says, "but my sword's completely safe. As safe as a sword can get, anyways."
"Scaredy-cat," I stick my tongue out at him. "Umm, Reinhold! Can you make it do other stuff?"
"Haven't tried," he replies. "What were you thinking of?"
"Umm... a bunny!" I jump in the air. "Turn it into a bunny!"

I can hear Rana behind me laughing. And Marianne too. C'mon, it's not funny!

>[2/?]

>> No.32853352

>>32853212
What a magical place
>>32853334
I repeat

>> No.32853356

>>32853334
nah nah the Marianne one.

>> No.32853381

So is Elena like, *interested* in Reinhold?

>> No.32853383

>>32853341
Huh haven't really checked out False Dendrite yet. I read a few lines but the 1st person style hust bugs me a lot of the time. Good so far?

>> No.32853402

>>32853381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdJDuezY4Xc

You're going down a dark path anon

>> No.32853403

>>32853383
>Good so far?
yup

>> No.32853412

>>32853381
No just being a swordie

>> No.32853421

>>32853351
And then reinhold shows off his new bracelet, and turns it into a bunny.

>> No.32853426

>>32853383
so far yes, it's only like 7 threads in and already has lots of happenings and plenty of route options for actually turning it into a VN since i know one of the things arch was worried about with pgq was all the routes being similar

>> No.32853434

>>32853383

MC is a bit bland and nobody has any idea what the fuck the NPCs want.

It's shaping up to be pretty cool.

Pic related in progress, I started this new tree but didn't had the time to add Charlotte's branch.

>> No.32853446

>>32853426
>arch was worried about with pgq was all the routes being similar
Less work?

>> No.32853458

>>32853381
See is 8. She likes swords, swordie, Inaba, and bugging her sister. At best it would be a "Raise a Wife" situation.

>>32853403
Alright, I suppose it was a forgone conclusion, since one of my favorite QMs was writing it, but I will check it out.

>> No.32853473

>>32853446

No, if you think about it, we could have chosen any other girl and it would have like zero impact on the overarching plot (Monique being an ass and the kidnapping attempt, mostly.)

>> No.32853475

>>32853381
She is interested in riding on his shoulder and learning all his super secret sword moves and playing with him as a super cool big brother who isn't a weird jerk (Giancarlo) or busy most of the time. (Alberto).

>> No.32853480

>>32853458
eight year olds can crush on people hard. hell it's the entire point of hanamaru kindergarten

>> No.32853490

>>32853475
>learning all his super secret sword moves
yes, let us forge a new generation of sword breaker

>> No.32853509

>>32853480
I don't think arch is interested in writing hanamaru or kojika though.

>> No.32853516

>>32853480
Because people like the writer presumably don't recall what it was like being an 8 year old? Besides, I imagine she is pretty set on Rein and her sister getting hitched so she can have big brother swordie on call 24/7.

Actually arch, are days, weeks, and months set up like they are IRL?

>> No.32853527

>>32853434
>marcus is just mina with a stache and a goatee
10/10

>>32853381
bet she is/will be more interested in Andreas...

>>32853490
nah, our forms are fucked beyond repairs, Agnes should be the one teaching her (but we can totally show her the basics)

>> No.32853548

>>32853509
i can see not wanting to do kodomo no jikan due to the lewd and sadness, but hanamaru is totally innocent

and while we're on the topic of kodomo no jikan
fuck episode 6. i went in expecting a slightly grown hanamaru and got stabbed in the chest with a triangular knife that was then twisted around like a dreidel on hanuka

>> No.32853551

>>32853527
But Andreas was interested Luci.

>> No.32853587

>>32853475
>riding on his shoulder
>l-earning all his super secret sword moves
>playing with him
>super cool big brother who isn't a weird jerk or busy most of the time.
Did we just win the little sister olympics?

>> No.32853612

So when is Reinhold going to buy a ring/get a ring from grandma so he can propose to Luciana?

>> No.32853621

>>32853548
Son, Kojika was all about the sadness, that's kinda the point.

Now if you want fun times, go with something like Astarotte, as long as you don't think about it too much. Though that is a show that opens with its most explicit scene.

>> No.32853625

>>32853551

Plus he's three times Elena's age. Not that that stops some Kings, but y'know how it is.

>>32853587

We have Citrine as big sister, plus Karel, Elena and Chiara as imouto. You're damn right we did.

Unless you preferred Tsundere Maximus and Yaoi Fangirl.

Or the pair of awesome little bros and Best PGQ Parents.

>>32853612

Likely in a few months/years.

>> No.32853633

>>32853612
never
in all seriousness though, rein needs to take shit slow, which luci agreed to, so there's a very real chance we'll end the quest with them still just in the courtship stages of their relationship

>> No.32853634

>>32853587
With her and Karel? Yes. Yes we did. I really with we could get some scenes with Rein playing up that role with them, since it kinda fits his characterization.

>> No.32853643

>>32853625
>Likely in a few months/years.

time skips soon?

>> No.32853655

>>32853643
More like an epilogue i think.

>> No.32853661

>>32853351

"But I -can- do this," he says as his sword starts to ripple again and... the edge goes all wavy? It only grew a little bit, but I know what I saw.
"Wha?" both me and Guillaume gasp. I think I just heard Rana whistling, too.
"So it's like a magic stretchy sword now?" Guillaume asks.
"Kind of," Reinhold replies. "I can make it do little things like that, but I'm worried about screwing up its balance so I don't want to push it too far."
"That makes sense," I nod.

Andreas would always complain about stuff like proper sword balance.

"So yeah, that's my newly-fixed sword," Reinhold says, putting his sword back to normal before sheathing it. "Not horribly impressive as far as how much I can make it change shape, but I'm just glad to have it back, you know?"
"Uh-huh," I nod.

I remember how sad he looked when that stupid jerk broke it.

>[3/?]

>> No.32853663

>>32853643
>time skips
>PGQ

Happened once, won't happen again.

We got a few days at most in-universe before the end.

Maybe we'll get >>32853655

>> No.32853667

>>32853633
>courtship stages of their relationship

cop out of all ages confirmed.

>> No.32853676

>>32853633
>end the quest with them still just in the courtship stages of their relationship

Please no.

>> No.32853685

>>32853667
sorry, it's so he can due his new quest

>> No.32853718

>>32853685
Didn't arch once say PGQ was his baby? So... so we aren't good enough any more?

>> No.32853728

>>32852601
>We are become death, destroyer of swords.
FIFY

>> No.32853744

>>32853718
Apparently

>> No.32853753

>>32853625
>Plus he's three times Elena's age. Not that that stops some Kings, but y'know how it is.

Celestino is what, like, five, six times his current wife's age?

>> No.32853757

As if arch could resist writing the wedding day

>> No.32853759

>>32853718
Even Arch agrees that Luciana a worst girl

>> No.32853760

>>32853516
>Besides, I imagine she is pretty set on Rein and her sister getting hitched so she can have big brother swordie on call 24/7.
That's like her #3 priority at this point.
#1 is going back home an #2 is getting Andreas ack as her bodyguard

>Actually arch, are days, weeks, and months set up like they are IRL?
I thought about doing it differently, but it just seemed like a lot of effort jut to make things more complicated.
So yeah, it's more or less the same as in the real world.

>>32853527
Hush.

>>32853718
>Didn't arch once say PGQ was his baby? So... so we aren't good enough any more?
I'm still running this, aren't I?

>> No.32853766

>>32853625
>Unless you preferred Tsundere Maximus and Yaoi Fangirl.
>
>Or the pair of awesome little bros and Best PGQ Parents.

We must acquire more siblings.

>> No.32853786

>>32853760
Were you planning on offing Andreas when that triple crit happened?

>> No.32853789

>>32853766
Reinholds dick would unite two nations...

>> No.32853796

>>32853753

I'd say Lisette he's at least 35 and Celestino between 100 and 150.

Remember that Luciana is 15.

>>32853766

Too bad, they're getting married to each other.

>> No.32853803

>>32853759
>Luciana a worst girl
She's middle of the pack at worst, I mean, she's not Sylvie after all, so she cannot be worst.

>> No.32853825

>>32853796
>Luciana is 15
Sometimes i forget how young they are.

>> No.32853833

>>32853625
>three times Elena's age.
so like a tenth her dad's age?
Yeah, he can't break out the "I could be your father for gods sake"

Oh man... if she learns seduction from Giancarlo and hunting/tracking from Vincent while she's here... Andreas has no hope...

>> No.32853843

>>32853803
Everybody bullies Sylvie man

>> No.32853851

>>32853803

Sylvie is perfect in a lot of ways, she's just too much like a normal awkward teenage girl. Can't compete with muh trauma, muh knighthood, and muh arranged marriage.

>> No.32853852

>>32853759
Lies and slander.

>>32853760
Yes.Yes you are. And I appreciate it. Thank you for the fun quest. Just a bit warry about the end game, as it were.

Luci iterlewd please.

>> No.32853854

>>32853825
15 isn't THAT young
it's really old enough to break someone's heart

>> No.32853877

>>32853843
That's because she deserves it.

>>32853851
>perfect
Spoiled brat.

>> No.32853908

>>32853851
>perfect
she's the only one crazy enough she has the potential for a "Spinelle turn"

>> No.32853934

>>32853877
You really don't like her do you.

>> No.32853940

>>32853661
>[4/4]

"Reinhold?" Marianne gets up from her chair. "It's time for us to go."
"Aww, already?" I pout.
"Sorry, but I have classes to get to," she says, patting me on the head the same way that Mama does. "I'd -much- rather just idle around here with you, but I have reponsibilities..."
"'kay..." I mumble.

While Guillaume walks over to the table and starts cleaning up, Marianne and Reinhold start towards the door.

"Thanks for showing me your sword, Reinhold," I say, waving goodbye to him.
"And thank you for the cinnamon rolls," Reinhold replies.

He's staring at a weird-looking bracelet that he's wearing... but I dunno why.

"Something wrong?" I ask. "Is that thing itchy or something?"
"No, that's not it," Reinhold replies, laughing like he's trying to change the subject. "Just got an idea for something but I guess it's gonna have to wait."
"What kind of idea?"
"You're gonna have to wait and see," he laughs.

And while I stand there wondering what the heck he's talking about, Reinhold and Marianne walk out of the courtyard.


>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now
>let's do something else before we go bug her

>> No.32853951

>>32853940
>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now

>> No.32853954

>>32853940
>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now

>> No.32853956

>>32853940
>>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now

>> No.32853957

>>32853940
>>let's do something else before we go bug her
"Let's go paint our nails and talk about boys!"

>> No.32853959

>>32853940
>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now

He waited long enough.

Also I can't wait for Elena to learn about his crush so that she can tease him aaaaaall day.

>> No.32853964

>>32853940
>>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now
also fuck yes we're getting her a tina bracelet

>> No.32853970

>>32853934
I really don't.
I know I am being somewhat unfair, she just annoys me quite a lot every time we see or even discuss her.
She is my anti-waifu.

>> No.32853981

>>32853959
>she can tease him aaaaaall day
at least until she gets a magic crystal bracelet and gets more mesmerized by it than an angel by a watermelon

>> No.32853983

>>32853964

There are dozens of way this is a bad idea.

>> No.32853988

>>32853940
>>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now

>> No.32854003

>>32853940
>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now
We've gave you an opening, take it now young Foodie!

>> No.32854011

>>32853940
>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now

>> No.32854012

>>32853970
i don't like sylvie on the grounds that i find her boring, not that i find her particularly annoying. it's luci i find annoying since she basically threw herself at a guy she's spent only a couple hours even within 20 feet of, most of which time she was either reading or talking with her friend

>> No.32854017

>>32853964
>prone to night terrors
>bracelet that can impale you
He wants to make it into a bunny dude.

>> No.32854034

>>32853940
>okay guillaume, we can go and find sylvie now
We've had our fun. Time to find someone else to bug.

>> No.32854038

>>32854012
To each his own I suppose, I like Luci and hate Sylvie, everyone gets an opinion and no-one is wrong.

>> No.32854045

>>32854017
>>bracelet that can impale night terrors
fixed. it's like anti monster spray

>> No.32854058

>>32854038
>everyone gets an opinion and no-one is wrong
since when did 4chan work like that?

>> No.32854078

How many dangerous ideas can Reinhold have in a single day?

>>32854058

Since other Anons won't actually bully you for having a different opinion. They'll just bark impotently.

>> No.32854084

>>32854045
I enjoyed that.
>>32854058
since the last waifu war, only the PGQ Illuminati survived the purge.

>> No.32854086

>writing

>> No.32854098

>>32854058
Since PGQ lost 90% of its audience and became a place of casual discussion and cheer.

>> No.32854182

>>32854098
It's kinda sad

>> No.32854195

>>32854098
>90%

That's /qtg/ propaganda for you.

>> No.32854198

"Alright, everything's all together," Guillaume says, walking up to me with the trays wrapped back up.
"'Kay," I reply. "We can go find Sylvie now if you wanted."
"Great!" Guillaume says, his eyes all perked up. "Nico said that she was in the library before, so let's hurry there before she goes somewhere else."
"You can lead the way then," I nod. "I don't really know where anything is in this place."

I really don't want to be stuck here long enough to learn that, either. Everyone's nice and all, but I hope Papa finds those bad guys really soon and blows them up so I can go back home.


>talk to Guillaume about something as we walk?

>> No.32854205

>>32854084
>>32854098
>>32854195

薔薇が咲く、薔薇が散る。
それがこの世界の理だ。

>> No.32854213

>>32854198

"I find Reinhold cool because he's nice and because I want to be a swordie. Do you like Sylvie because she's nice or because you want to be a mage?"

>> No.32854220

>>32854195
Too true.
5-6 people at most came in and shit on everything, making a couple other people leave.

I think a lot of people still participate or atleast archive dive through.

>> No.32854223

>>32854205
GOMEN-NAZI, ARIGATO-SAMA

>> No.32854225

>>32854205
speak English not moon runes, you just force me to open google translate.

>> No.32854231

>>32854198
oh, this one is nice: >>32854213
but i feel like something is missing...

>> No.32854246

>>32854225
A rose blooms, a rose withers.
That is the rule of this world.

>> No.32854250

>>32854225
Google says
Rose blooms, rose is scattered.
That is the sense of this world.

Don't know what the fuck that means.

>> No.32854254

>>32854250
Welcome to poetry.

>> No.32854271

>>32854246
>>32854250
It means we should have picked Marie route

>> No.32854272

>>32854250
"That's just the way things go"

>> No.32854274

>>32854250

He means that everything is fleeting. Which is the message of like 40% of every poem in existence.

>> No.32854275

>>32854254
>Welcome to the problem with machine translation.

FTFY

>> No.32854287

>>32854274
>>32854272
He couldn't just say that?

Poetry can go suck a dick.

>> No.32854295

>>32854275
No, the translation is fine.

It's just that poetry is generally just incomprehensible pretentious shit.

>> No.32854297

>>32854287
>Poetry can go suck a dick.

An excellent poem. 8.3/10

>> No.32854302

>>32854287
>>32854295

I smell STEM majors.

>> No.32854303

>>32854295
Incomprehensible if you're dumb maybe.

It didn't take a lot of thought to get that one.

>> No.32854308

>writing

>> No.32854312

>>32854287
he could've but then what's the fun in that?

>> No.32854326

>>32854302
Really? Because I smell a mad Liberal Arts major.

>> No.32854333

>>32854303
>>32854302

Sad that your worthless degree is only getting you a job flipping burgers, Liberal Arts Major?

>> No.32854336

>>32854302
Excuse me for doing something useful.

>> No.32854341

>>32854302
I smell a mad barista with 20 thousands dollars in student loans.

>> No.32854345

>>32854326
>>32854333
All glory to the STEMind, I guess.

>> No.32854352

Please cease arguing and admire this relaxing skydiving gif.

>> No.32854371

>>32854333
I never gave any indication that I was majoring in Liberal Arts.

I just said that you'd have to be pretty dumb to not get that poem.

>> No.32854385

>>32854371
And only Liberal Arts Majors with their Poetry and literature courses would think that.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre of student debt and bad decisions.

>> No.32854398

>>32854326
>>32854333
>>32854336
>>32854341

Works every single time.

Let's get back to PGQ rather than pursuing the time-honoured tradition of taking cheap shots at each other's career.

>> No.32854427

I dunno why Guillaume's so focused on Sylvie... might as well ask him.

"Umm... Guillaume?" I call out.
"What?" he turns back to look at me. "You want something?"
"I was just wondering... I mean, I think Reinhold's cool 'cuz he's really nice and I wanna be a swordie like him. Is it the same with you and Sylvie?"
"Huh?"
"I mean, do you wanna hang out with her 'cuz you think she's nice and you wanna be a mage like her?"

Quit laughing, Rana. I didn't say anything funny.

"I don't want to be a mage," Guillaume shakes his head. "...well I'm gonna take up magic eventually, but I'm doing it like my Dad. Swords first, then magic."
"Oh," I nod. "Then why-"
"'Cuz she's really pretty and really strong and like the nicest person I know after my Mom."

...oh. I get it now.


>[1/?]

>> No.32854442

>>32854427
Do you really?

>> No.32854450

>>32854442
it's all about Oedipus complex and fresh milk

>> No.32854453

>>32854427
Rana has spent ninety percent of these last two threads in the background, laughing. This is what makes her best girl.

>> No.32854483

>>32854385
Man what is it with STEM majors being the biggest spergs?
It's like you niggas constantly feel the need to validate yourselves.

All modern spheres of thought are legitimate in their own right. Some will get you a means of employment, some will get you absolutely nothing but the content of their course.

And yeah, that's not lettered out for kids, so they get scammed into believing college doesn't have any downsides and that a job is guaranteed for them when they graduate. But that does not mean you can be a miserable little shit and handwave years upon years of academia merely because it doesn't appeal to your salary you mongoloid.

It also doesn't mean you can just sum up something you obviously have no understanding of as "indecipherable shit". Especially when the work in question takes about 3 seconds for anybody with an analogous level of thought to get.

>> No.32854488

>>32854453
She's got the best job ever.

>> No.32854502

>>32854483
>It's like you niggas constantly feel the need to validate yourselves.

No, but pointing out how worthless everyone else is is fun.

>> No.32854505

>>32854453
But shes not

>> No.32854506

>>32854483
>reviving an argument that was thankfully left for dead

>> No.32854522

>>32854505
I respectfully disagree with your opinion.

>> No.32854527

>>32854483
Given that this was happily dead and *you've* resurrected it, I think that you may well be the one who feels the need to validate himself.

>> No.32854529

>>32854483
>All modern spheres of thought are legitimate in their own right.
No, some of it is just wank.

>> No.32854536

>>32854522
And i respectfully disagree with yours

Good day sir.

>> No.32854540

>>32854505
your opinion a shit

>> No.32854549

>>32854427

He LIKES Sylvie.

"So you have a crush on her?" I say, grinning at him. "Trying to do the same as Luciana and using sweets to win her heart over?"
"...shut up," Guillaume glares at me. "Nico said that she was feeling crappy so I thought that this'll cheer her up. Unlike CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE, I don't have any ulterior motives."
"Suuuuure you don't," I say. "You're just like Giancarlo, you see a girl with big boobs and then you fall over yourself trying to give her presents and stuff."

Oh wow, now his face is almost the same color as my hair.

"...oh my..." Rana laughs. "I guess I should watch out for myself while I'm staying over at your place, Guillaume..."
"Huh?" I turn to her. "Why?"
"You see, my boobs are -just- as big as Sylvie's, I even borrowed ne of her bras back while we were in Marconetti."
"You..." Guillaume stares at her with his mouth hanging open. "You were... Sylvie's br- br-"

And then she leans in close to his face.

"Braaaaaaa..." Rana whispers in his ear.

Wow, I think he's about to faint.

>[2/?]

>> No.32854553

>>32854527
>>32854502
Honestly I didn't even care about the argument itself I just wanted to start shit.

Because I know Arch feeds off of our anger.

>> No.32854555

>>32854540
>>32854536
>>32854522

I cannot tell whether this is in response to Rana or the STEM-hater

>> No.32854567

>>32854553

>> No.32854573

>>32854549

>"You were... Sylvie's br- br-"

commence the jokes

>> No.32854578

>>32854549
>borrowed ne
>you were...

Post deleted!

>> No.32854582

>>32854549
Rana. Best. Girl.

>> No.32854590

>>32854582
Indeed.

>> No.32854593

>>32854567
Doesn't change the validity of the statement. And by modern spheres of thought I don't mean everything offered at your local community college like African studies or whatever.

>> No.32854603

>>32854549
It's a shame that doujin was mediocre

>> No.32854612

>>32854582
No

>> No.32854615

>>32854593
Actually it does invalidate it.

That aside, your point would be legitimate if not for the fact that Ivy League and other major universities all offer patently useless courses, degrees and specializations, almost exclusively in the Humanities and Arts schools. It's not just shitty little community colleges.

>> No.32854618

>>32854593
A lot of it is still wank.

>> No.32854620

>he's not deleting it

confirm canon

>> No.32854623

>>32854603
the MEGA MILK one? at least it had a fun ending

>> No.32854626

>>32854549
>"Braaaaaaa..." Rana whispers in his ear.

Sides, orbit, etc.

>> No.32854627

>>32854612
I will fight you anon.

>> No.32854628

>>32854612
Who do you think is best girl? I shall judge you and your taste accordingly.

>> No.32854630

>>32854549
Poor Guillame. He doesn't deserve this.

>> No.32854640

>>32854628
Nico.

>> No.32854644

>>32854627
Bring it on

>>32854628
Mari

>> No.32854664

>>32854549

"And now that you know that me and Sylvie are best BRA buddies, I'm worried that you might turn your eye towards me..." Rana says, backing away with a worried look on her face.
"I- I wouldn't-" he stammers. "I- I mean, you're pretty and all, but-"

This is really really funny.

"Oh no, he's already trying to seduce me!" Rana hides behind me. "Princess Elena, whatever is a young lady like me to do!?"
"I dunno," I shake my head. "If he's like Giancarlo, not even getting married will make him quit chasing after girls with big boobs..."
"Oh my," she turns to him. "So you're a philanderer in the making!"
"Sh..." he closes his eyes. "SHUT UP! MY LOVE IS PURE, DAMMIT!"

Crap, I think we teased him too much. Now he's running off... we better go after him.


>[3/?]

>> No.32854675

>>32854664
>BRA buddies
That's not a thing.

>> No.32854679

>>32854664
Rana, stop pretending to be a shotacon.

Actually being one would be a lot more fun.

>> No.32854687

>>32854640
Second best, you're alight.

>>32854644
Sixth best, you're somewhat off, but not terrible.

These rankings don't include unromancables like Raquel or Elena or Citrine, otherwise almost everyone would plummet.

>> No.32854700

>>32854687
>>32854664

Rana and Racquel should hook up.

They can spend their time flying around being lewd and motorboating each other.

>> No.32854701

>>32854687
>Mari
>6th best
Your list a shit.
Mari 3rd best.

>> No.32854707

>>32854687
>unromancable
>Raquel
Just because you don't WANT to romance her doesn't mean it isn't possible

>> No.32854711

>>32854701
No, Karel is 3rd, silly.

>> No.32854714

>>32854707
Son, I very much do, but I'm pretty sure she's not a player in the Reinbowl.

>> No.32854722

>>32854707
>implying any "romance" involving Raquel wouldn't end with Reinhold running off to citrine crying "it's her reincarnation, she's the same but smaller!"

>> No.32854735

>>32854687
>>32854701
>>32854711
God your opinions are so bad i think they just gave me cancer.

>> No.32854748

All girls are best girls.

>> No.32854756

>>32854748
But some are more best than others.

>> No.32854760

>>32854722
Please, She was a shitty /ss/ rapist, Raquel is a pure-lewd good-girl.

>> No.32854764

>>32854756
>But some are more bust than others

FTFY

>> No.32854775

>>32854664

Guillaume runs REALLY fast... we don't catch up with him until he's already inside the library. Actually, I think Rana ran slow on purpose.

When we walk inside, he's leaning on a table to catch his breath... and Sylvie and her sisters are there too?

"Sylvie!" Guillaume shouts. "Don't listen to them, okay?"
"Huh?" Sylvie blinks a few times. "Listen to who?"
"Th... they're lying! I'm not like them!"
"I dunno," Rana says as we walk up to the table. "Just a few minutes ago, he was-"
"Exposing himself?" Racquel asks.

And then Sylvie bops her on the head.


>[4/?]

>> No.32854788

>>32854775
>"Exposing himself?" Racquel asks.
Best girl. Would romance.

>> No.32854797

1. Rana
2. Karel
3. Marianne
4. Racquel
{Power Gap}
5. Nicolette
6. Tina
{MEGA Power Gap}
7. Luciana
8. Melanie
9. Spinelle
10. Spy chick
11. Those two guards we talked to in thread 1
{MEGA ULTRA Power Gap}
11.Sylvie

>> No.32854801

>>32854797
I disagree.

>> No.32854822

>>32854797
Close but the correct rankings would be thus;

1. Rana
2. Nico
3. Karel
4. Luci
{power gap}
5. Melanie
6. Marianne
7. Spy chick
8. Tina (penalty due to non-existence)
{power gap}
9. A particularly pungent turd
10. Sylvie

Now the unromancables get their own tier system somewhere else.

>> No.32854835

>>32854797
>>32854822
I will never understand the Sylvie hate

>> No.32854840

>yfw sylvie doesn't wins the reinbow l

>> No.32854845

>>32854775


"Th... they're just trying to mess with me, don't listen to them," Guillaume says as he hurries to unwrap the tray with his cinnamon buns in it. "Here, I made these with my Mom and I brought them here just for you!"

He slides them across the table towards Sylvie. She seems kind of confused.

"Umm, thanks?" Sylvie says as she looks at the sweets in front of her. "You didn't have to go out of your way to do this for me, you know."
"No, I wanted to!" Guillaume stammers. "Nico said that you were feeling sad so I thought that maybe some homemade sweets would cheer you up!"
"Ehehe... that's really nice of you, Guillaume," she pats him on the head while smiling. "Thanks."

That look on Guillaume's face... wow, he must REALLY like her. Now I feel kind of bad for helping Rana tease him.

But only -kind of- bad.

"G... Guillaume, can I have one?" Valerie asks.
"I want one too," Racquel joins in. "It's not fair that only one sister gets all the Guillaume love."
"Ugh..." he scowls. "...I brought them for Sylvie but I GUESS you can have one if she's okay with it."
"Go ahead," Sylvie says."

They don't last long, Sylvie eats almost as fast as Reinhold does.


>[5/6]

>> No.32854856

>>32854840
Iknoright?

>> No.32854861

>>32854845
Why are all these kids so great?
I'm cheering for you Valerie!

>> No.32854874

>>32854845

You can do it Valerie!

>> No.32854886

>>32854861
>>32854874
Valerie worst sister

>> No.32854891

>>32854861
>>32854874
Should we become matchmakers?

>> No.32854896

>>32854886
No, Valerie middle sister, not as based as Racquel, but not as worthless as Sylvie.

>> No.32854897

>>32854891
Do we have a choice?

>> No.32854905

>>32854886
Sylvie worst sister. She doesn't want him so she should set him up with her sister who obviously wants him.

>> No.32854932

>>32854897
Clearly Elena, Racquel and Rana should band together to play matchmaker for these two idiots.

>> No.32854968

>>32854549
You have that picture as one or your screen savers, don't you ecchi turtle?

>> No.32854976

>>32854968
Nope. Google search all the way.
I prefer them smaller

>> No.32854985

>>32854976
MINI MILK

>> No.32854988

>>32854976
me to

>> No.32854990

>>32854976
>I prefer them smaller
Based turtle.

>> No.32855004

>>32854976
Small is olev. I'm glam my faith has held strong in you testudines-san.

>> No.32855008

>>32854845
>[6/6]


"Those were delicious!" Sylvie says, licking the leftover frosting off her fingers. "Thanks so much, Guillaume!"
"A... anything to see you happy!" Guillaume says with a nervous laugh.
"Really though, I'm shocked at how good a cook you are..." she sighs. "Makes me kind of jealous that I can't cook anywhere near that well."
"Yes," Valerie nods. "You have a real gift!"
"Yeah, thanks," he mumbles.
"Makes you kind of want to take him as your wife, eh?" Rana says, nudging him on the shoulder. "Even though he's a bit of a perv."

Guillaume turns to Rana and glares at her JUST like Uncle Gregory does. It actually gives me chills.

"Eheh, just kidding!" she slaps him on the back. "So... what now? Our pastry delivery is done with."
"Maybe you can come over and play, Princess Elena?" Valerie asks. "Daddy was just about to give us a ride back home, but I'm sure that there's enough room in the carriage for you!"
"Sorry," I shake my head. "I gotta go back to Uncle Gregory's place and feed Inaba, and then I need to get some sword practice in..."

Girls in Granache are allowed to be swordies so I think it should be okay to talk about that in the open.

"...you do swords?" Guillaume turns to me.
"I'm just learning, but yeah," I nod. "Why?"

Guillaume takes a deep breath before slamming his hand on the table.

"Princess Elena!" he shouts. "For causing me such shame on the way to this library, I demand satisfaction!"
"Satisfaction?" Racquel starts laughing really creepy-like. "I'd be happy to give you some-"
"Shut up, Racquel!" Valerie elbows her in the side.


>I accept!
>what no I can't duel you I haven't even really learned the basics!

>> No.32855041

>>32854797
Wow. That is just terrible.

>> No.32855045

>>32855008
I really wanna accept but
>what no I can't duel you I haven't even really learned the basics!

>> No.32855050

>>32855008
>what no I can't duel you I haven't even really learned the basics!

nooooooooo fighting

>> No.32855057

>>32855008
>>what no I can't duel you I haven't even really learned the basics!
Besides duels are for poopyheads and jerks who break swords.

>> No.32855070

>>32855008
>Racquel sounds like she's up for it, I need to learn the basics first

>> No.32855072

>>32855008
>>I accept!
On the condition that he knows that.
>I haven't even really learned the basics!

>> No.32855074

>>32854905
I can't disagree. Then again I haven't been very fond of Sylvie ever. Regardless, Raquel best sister.

>> No.32855080

>>32855008
>I accept
We must channel Rainhold.

>> No.32855081

>>32855008
>>what no I can't duel you I haven't even really learned the basics!
Guillaume bullying little foreign princesses will not earn you Sylvie's favour. Probably. It will however earn you Racquel's fanfiction of you 'taking your winnings' if you know what I mean.

>> No.32855103

>>32855080

Maybe we can channel the power of imagination.

Changing vote, let's accept.

>> No.32855104

>>32855081
I understand its a stupid thing for him to try but I don't see how its bullying. He'd probably assume she knows the basics.

>> No.32855106

>>32855008
>I accept!

What is the worst that could happen?

>> No.32855119

>>32855103
>Changing vote, let's accept.

Then quote your post and the prompt.

>> No.32855137

>>32855119

Whoops. My bad.

>>32855103
>>32855050

Changing vote to:
>I accept!

>> No.32855141

>writing

>> No.32855155

>>32855041
Its not completely awful, but look, you've got the correct rankings right here >>32854822.
No need to be upset.

>> No.32855180

I just understand now how important it is to Gregory to be a good dad after the shit one he had.

>> No.32855193

>>32855180
Do you think Rein will be a good dad?

>> No.32855197

>>32855141
Its 4 to 4 with the vote change.

>> No.32855203

>>32855193
He has good role models at least.

>> No.32855206

>>32855197
In that case, I accept as well

>I accept

>> No.32855216

>>32855155
Not as bad but the lack of Marie in the top three, even if she isn't your waifu, makes the entire thing worthless.


>>32855193
The best. He knows what it is like not having that kind of figure in your life vs. having one, if only for a little while. I kinda think of him as reg 2.0, but with all the warmth the original lacks and more bad jokes.

>> No.32855217

Bah, FINAL DESTINATION time.
Repiy to this post with blah blah blah

>1: accept
>2: decline

Timelimit is five minutes.

>> No.32855218

>>32854976
>arch loves the dfc
yay for pure love that guilaume will never feel

>>32855193
maybe, but he'd be a kick ass fun uncle

>> No.32855219

>>32855217
>Accept

5 minutes is a bit long, make it 3, or 2

>> No.32855224

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855226

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855229

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855231

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855232

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855233

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855237

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855240

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855241

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855243

Please lets not have Elena ignore everything everybody has told her about playing around with swords, even practice ones.

>> No.32855244

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855249

>>32855243
Let's instead do exactly that.
Fuck the rules.

>> No.32855250

Why is everyone always shitting on Sylvie like that?

What did she do to deserve such hate?

>>32855193

Maybe, but I sure as hell pity his kids come the teenage years. Reinhold + Lucie = maximum overteasing

Also, you know Luciana is totally gonna wear the pants in that family.

>>32855203

Dunno, before he got here his role models outside of Citrine included a drunk pimp who beat him up, an emotionally manipulative shotacon and two murderhobos who more or less died/disappeared because they put their adventures just a bit ahead of taking care of him.

>> No.32855252

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855253

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855256

>>32855219
arch's rules for final destination voting are based on 4chan's posting rules. you can't repost the same exact comment for 5 minutes, so by making the rule of "only link and number for 5 minutes" he prevents samefagging. also, by arch's rules your post doesn't count

>> No.32855258

>>32855217
1

>> No.32855260

>>32855219
Come on, please learn how final destination votes work.

>>32855231
>>32855232
>>32855233
>>32855237
>>32855240
>>32855241

Man, I voted for 1 but these seem kinda strange.

>> No.32855262

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855264

>>32855250
Probably just people exaggerating their vague dislike for her.

>> No.32855265

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855272

>CLOCK OVER

>> No.32855273

>>32855217
2

>> No.32855278

2 won, surprisingly.

>> No.32855283

>>32855217
>Return with food and sit down
>Vote ends
>Everyone voted 1

>> No.32855284

>>32855224
>>32855226
>>32855244
>>32855252
>>32855253
>>32855262
>>32855265
2

>>32855229
>>32855231
>>32855232
>>32855233
>>32855237
>>32855240
>>32855241
>>32855258
1

>> No.32855291

>>32855250
Eh, some people find her irritating, or just don't like her, and she has, well had, a very vocal fanbase who rather over reacted to anyone not liking her and especially to the routelock which probably contributed.

>> No.32855320

>>32855283
Same as me, go eat and miss vote damn.

>> No.32855337

>>32855272
I was the anon who got the other anon to change his vote (or atleast the one who he replyed to saying he changed) aswell as the one who pointed out the tie. Now having won I find myself filled with dread. I promise now if this goes horribly wrong I will never vote in an Elan pov again.

>> No.32855338

>>32855283
>>32855320

I'm sorry, I tried.

>> No.32855347

>>32855320
>not having a food tube installed for questing
>mfw

>> No.32855351

I voted 1.

What's the challenge about, anyway?

Something cute like another cooking contest?

>> No.32855356

>>32855351
We're going to beat the fuck out of him

>> No.32855357

>>32855351
Nigga he's gonna sword fight us

>> No.32855361

>>32855351
Elena exaggerating her swording skills and she's about to get stomped.

This is a good thing. Girl is way too overconfident and Guilliame won't hurt her too badly.

>> No.32855366 [SPOILER] 

>>32855351
Swords.
To the boo-boo.

>> No.32855370

"Guillaume, you're actually trying to challenge her to a duel!?" Sylvie gasps. "You can't do that, you're just little kids!"
"I- I didn't mean a REAL duel," Guillaume replies, "just a sparring session like how Nico and Reinhold did. A- and only if she wants to, I'm not some bully!"
"I know you're not," she says, looking at me, "but Elena's just a little girl, and-"
"I'll do it," I say, crossing my arms.
"Wha?" Valerie gasps.
"Are you sure?" Guillaume asks. "I don't want you to go into this and start cr-"
"I -said- that I'll do it," I say, staring him down. "If I'm gonna be a swordie, I'm gonna have to learn how to go against someone else eventually. That's the best way to learn."

That's what Karel told me.

"Umm..." Rana looks around. "I guess I'm okay with this? But we're gonna have to ask your aunt or uncle first, I don't want to have both of you getting in trouble for doing something stupid. Or for me to get in trouble for LETTING you do something stupid."
"Fair enough," Guillaume crosses his arms. "We can do this back home, we can even ask my Mom to referee."

Wait, really!?


>[1/?]

>> No.32855378

>>32855337
I bet you voted for the route lock too, you monster.

>> No.32855381

>>32855361
Or she will validate my hypothesis that secondary characters always roll better than the MC in quest threads.

Double 20s here we come.

>> No.32855394

>>32855370
>[2/2]


"Sylvie, would you like to come and watch?" Guillaume asks. "I can show you how much better I've gotten since the last time you were over!"
"Umm, sorry," Sylvie replies. "I'm not really up to, umm..."
"Oh," he sighs. "OH. S- sorry, I didn't mean to-"
"No, it's not your fault," she shakes her head. "Just be safe, okay?"
"I always am."

I don't really get what's going on...

"Umm, Guillaume?" Valerie calls out.
"What?" Guillaume replies.
"Would it be okay if I came over and watched?"
"Yeah, it might be fun to watch take a big stick to the face," Racquel says, smiling.

And then Rana smacks her.


>let them come along and be our first audience!
>nope, this is between the two of us.

>> No.32855405

>>32855381
>nope, this is between the two of us.

>> No.32855407

>>32855361
to be fair she does do fucktons of pushups every morning and is probably /fit/ as fuck

>>32855381
>Double
we all know she takes after andreas far more than that, on to trip 20

>> No.32855411

>>32855394
>nope, this is between the two of us.

>> No.32855413

>>32855394
>let them come along and be our first audience!
An audience for Guillaume embarrassing defeat!

>> No.32855414

>>32855394
>to watch take a big stick to the face

also
>>let them come along and be our first audience!

>> No.32855418

>>32855394
>let them come along and be our first audience!

Then they can console us when we lose.

>>32855407

Yeah, that's just a 1/8000 chance. We can totally do it again.

>> No.32855419

>>32855394
That little brat is a masochist...
Also
>let them come along

>> No.32855420

>>32855394
>let them come along and be our first audience!

Someone gonna get humiliated.

>> No.32855423

>>32855394
>let them come along and be our first audience!
We don't really have anything to lose at this point. And if we do fail we can say he beat up on a girl or something.

>> No.32855425

>>32855394
>let them come along and be our first audience!
>racquel will make lewd comments that we won't get but will throw gil off his game
Perfect

>> No.32855429

>>32855394
is there a way we can put this off until dinner time so that rein can watch us sword like he did in that fight against that pretty girl

>> No.32855430

>>32855394
>>let them come along and be our first audience!
An audience will make our victory so much sweeter

>> No.32855431

>>32855394
>>let them come along and be our first audience!
Rana, stop hitting Racquel for being amazing damnit!

>> No.32855432

>>32855394
>>let them come along and be our first audience!

>> No.32855434

>>32855429
>Wanting Reinhold around to taint the dice

>> No.32855441

>>32855434
don't you get it, he'd absorb all the low numbers, making us roll higher

>> No.32855443

>>32855378
I voted to walk her to her room because she was in a bad state, I voted to not go in,I voted not to kiss her. I like Luci but I'm a Karelfag (yes I played on a hunched and was conviced she was a reverse trap from the start).

>> No.32855452

>>32855394
>>nope, this is between the two of us.
Get rid of fujoshit.

>> No.32855456

>>32855429

Nowadays Rein can't spend more than 20 minutes a day with a specific girl. Too popular.

Soon he'll need his own bodyguard to escape the groupies.

>> No.32855471

>>32855456
and then his body guard will be a groupie
pic somewhat related

>> No.32855499

>>32855394
>nope, this is between the two of us.

Honorable comab, bitch. Do you get it?

Ya know, without cocks being involved.

>> No.32855507

>>32855499
i know that pic is meant to be non threatening, but she still has A ranked strength and could probably bench almost as much as chiara

>> No.32855517

>>32855507

how can babby bench with tiny arms

>> No.32855534

Geh...
While I would LIKE to keep going and finish this thing, I'm super tired right now so yeah.
The next thread WILL finish things, and then we can get back to our regularly scheduled Reinhold.

I'll be running something on Wednesday night, but I haven't decided what exactly just yet.


And now for the usual taking questions while I take care of pre-passing out chores.

>> No.32855543

>>32855507
Her form is disgusting.

>> No.32855552

>>32855534
if rein had triple 20d when casting fragment blader, just how good would the sword have been

>> No.32855557

>>32855534
Tell me more of paper animal spirits and enchanting.

>> No.32855561

>>32855534
What would it take for us to develop a sword wing spell?

>> No.32855563

>>32855543
she wants you to think that her form is disgusting so that you lower your guard

>> No.32855572

>>32855534

Will we ever learn anything about Reinhold's parents or are they supposed to be a blank state?

Why did Lisette marry Celestino?

Are all of Celestino's kids of the Light element?

Will we ever learn Nico's element?

>> No.32855575

>>32855534
Thanks Arch

>>32855552
Anduril

>> No.32855581

>>32855534
I figured it would about now. Thanks for running, turtle.

>>32855552
No better there is a hard limit to what a spell is capable of doing, at least in mortal hands.

>> No.32855593

fdend stuff nobody here cares about (go Elena kick his ass)

>>32851908

The problem is not the lasers. The problem is that we went trance-mode to do it. That thing was going to finish him off if Mana hadn't stopped us and we don't have any memories of how to shot laser.

Just say no to letting murderseeds control your body.

>> No.32855597

>>32855534
>Thread ends 5 minutes before I catch up

>> No.32855599

>>32855534

Thanks for the thread, arch.

These two questions are my main ones, really, so I'll just support these two getting answered:

>>32855552
>>32855561

The questions about Rein's parents would be cool too.

>> No.32855602

>>32855581
there's decent, half way decent, shit, SHIT, sylvie
plenty of tiers of sword anon

>> No.32855606

>>32855563
What is she going to do? Force me to motorboat her tits until I collapse?

>> No.32855618

>>32855606
what tits?

>> No.32855651

>>32855618
These.

>> No.32855658

>>32855651
see my last question

>> No.32855666

>>32855618
That's the joke, anon. Her stance is very open and the worst she could do, as a normal person at least, is force your head into her chest. Which isn't all that impressive.

>> No.32855673

>>32855658
They're right fucking there

>> No.32855679

>>32855651
>>32855673
I don't understand

>> No.32855695

>>32855673

>> No.32855699

>>32855666
but she's not a normal person, she's a very highly ranked servant and could probably get into a much better stance the instant i try anything, which would be unnecessary on her part as we're clearly lancer and will die no matter what she does

>> No.32855737

>>32855673
What's with those wimpy fucking arms and entire body? Saber is a muscle girl

>> No.32855753

>>32855534
>>32855572

Also >>32855193

>> No.32855766

>>32855699
Then why don't we just say she can fly and fart laser?

I understand that, in the context of the game, she can probably bust heads like ripe watermelons. However, that form is so bad it could have come right out of a doujin in which she gets her shit kicked in before being raped.

>> No.32855806

>>32855766
because she can't fly and lasers come from her sword, not her ass

>> No.32855811

>>32855552
>if rein had triple 20d when casting fragment blader, just how good would the sword have been
It would have been something that resembled [spoiler[Zangetsu.[/spoiler]

>>32855557
>Tell me more of paper animal spirits and enchanting.
Not enough time right now, remind me later and I'll get back to you.

>>32855561
>What would it take for us to develop a sword wing spell?
Reinhold doesn't have enough knowledge of magic stuffs to do something like that. For the specific thing you asked for, only Niklaus really does.

>>32855572
>Will we ever learn anything about Reinhold's parents or are they supposed to be a blank state?
They are completely unimportant to this story.

>Why did Lisette marry Celestino?
She'd been crushing on him for literally her entire life, and then the opportunity presented itself so she took it.

>Are all of Celestino's kids of the Light element?
Yes.

>Will we ever learn Nico's element?
Maybe.

>>32855193
>Do you think Rein will be a good dad?
bretty gud, I think.


And now I sleep.
Thanks for playing!

>> No.32855820

>>32855811
>Not enough time right now, remind me later and I'll get back to you.
Can do.

Thanks for running, Arch.

>> No.32855862

>>32855811
thanks for running, arch

>> No.32855956

>>32855811
Thanks for running

>> No.32856243

>>32854797
fuck you man, Mario and Arc are bro tier at least.

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