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[ERROR] No.30012813 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Create a character to be your waifu in your favorite system.

>> No.30012834

But why?

>> No.30012850

>>30012813
But I've already created waifus for my least favorite systems.

>> No.30012862

Only ever played one game where my character had a waifu. She was a tiefling oracle he saved from being burned as a succubus then decided to follow him instead of being dropped off at the nearest cathedral.
Shit was kawaii as fuck.

>> No.30012870

Tiefling trained in athletics, acrobatics and diplomacy, if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.30012921

One of my characters already has a waifu.
And the other has explicitly dedicated his life to his cause and forgoes romance.

>> No.30012971

I already created my waifu in VtM. Loli Malkavian.

>> No.30012977

>>30012813
Wait, to be MY waifu, or to be my character's wife? It's a rather important distinction.

>> No.30013031 [SPOILER] 

>>30012813
Barbarian/Monk

18 Strength
16 Con
8 Int
10 Dex
14 Cha
12 Wis

>> No.30013032

>>30012813
Sister of Battle for Dark Heresy. I'm a Grey Knight. We slay daemons and heretics by day, make passionate love in the presence of our life sized Imperator statue by night.

>tfw it is our pure love for each other and absolute hatred for the enemy that revive the Emperor

>> No.30013045

>>30013032
When it's 'that time of the month' do you anoint your armor with her blood?

>> No.30013057

>>30012977
You the player, not your character. she will appear in your world and love you unconditionally

>> No.30013061

>>30013045
You better believe it. You'd think the bloodthister would appreciate it, but all it did was kill it dead.

>> No.30013078

>>30013045
My sides. I just cant find them anymore.

>> No.30013089

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq21DDIVfKg

>> No.30013092

>>30013045
I seem to be missing my sides.

>> No.30013109

I totally would, but I don't have my Neuroshima rulebooks at hand, not even mentioning the supplement with European ancestries.

>> No.30013119

>>30013089
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nncKE12Ni4s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq21DDIVfKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jZ5oI1DmQ

>> No.30013128

>>30013119
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzVjOkVBerA

>> No.30013130

>>30013089
yeah, but can she do long division?

>> No.30013142

>>30013128
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvrMCat_6Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5iJIDIoiuI

>> No.30013167

>>30013119
there are 3 unique bins into which my mind processes female imagery.

1) Women who would never sleep with me in real life but I can wank it to
2) Women I can convince myself might sleep with me if they were drunk or exercising bad judgement
3) Women I could actually sleep with, hidden deep within the primal recesses of my brain next to the time when i got beat up by a girl

>> No.30013178

>>30013142
Dude, I could animate 8-32 hit dice worth of undead with all the negative energy you're emanating.

>> No.30013189

>>30013167
Don't feel too bad, in 4th grade I got in a fight with a girl and it ended up being a draw. She was older and larger, but I think I had an aggressive edge. Was broken up before it could be settled.

>> No.30013227

seriously, its not that shes too pretty or not smart enough, stranger things have been known to happen. Its that she is just not my type...

>> No.30013233

>>30012813
You what? Waifus in gaming? That's not possible!

>>30000000

>> No.30013248

>>30013167
>>30013189
It's like /tg/ is a board full of Mark Corrigans...

>> No.30013578

>>30013233
What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, what's so important about that post?

>> No.30013597

>>30013578
Wow
so oldfag
such low post numbers
many nostalgias
wow

not that other guy btw

>> No.30013604

>>30013578
GETS are always important, it's like the New Years.

>> No.30013608

>>30013604
>GETS are always important
They really aren't. >>30013578
got super duper out of proportion mad, but most posters on /tg/ tend to get annoyed by get celebrations.

>> No.30014009

>>30012971

Oh come one seriously, she's a vampire and a loli allright, but still a nerd?

Me: Apocalypse World

Varying degrees of want (Brainer, Skinner, Battlebabe)

>> No.30014386

>>30012813
Done.

>> No.30014409

High level aristocrat, with a lot of ranks in ride, if you know what I mean.

>> No.30014420

>>30013608

If this didn't make you smile, you have no soul.

>> No.30014424

>>30014409
>with a lot of ranks in ride, if you know what I mean.
Not really. Care to elaborate?

>> No.30014446

>>30014409
>aristocrat
>not cavalier

It's like you don't even want your waifu to be at least semi-useful, Anon.

>> No.30014489

>>30014446
I'm rather poor, I plan on marrying into her money.

>> No.30014514

>>30014489
But a cavalier waifu could have all the manner of land and title-based wealth too, Anon, plus she'd be much better at charging things and running them through.

Which would you rather have defending your home while you slay dragons, a soft aristocrat waifu or a fearless cavalier waifu?

>> No.30014526

But I already got a waifu in my favorite system.

She's the wife of my character that stays at home and keeps the kids and household under control while he's off on adventures.

>> No.30014569

>>30014514
In my fantasies, I'm capable enough to protect the people I care about myself.

Not the I'm belittling you, I'm sure your waifu is lovely too.

>> No.30014575

>>30014569
My DM won't let me be in that many places at once, Anon. I'm still bound by Unity of Place and all that jazz.

>> No.30014590

Since they took out the "they have the faces of wise and beautiful children" description of halflings, are halflings fair game for waifus or still icky?

>> No.30014603

>>30014575
DM? I thought we were going by this >>30013057

>> No.30014614

>>30014590

Halflings were always fair game, anon.

>> No.30014677

>>30014603
But if we are, your waifu's DnD money is meaningless anyway. All she'll do is ruin the value of gold forever. You may as well pick a waifu with awesome skills instead.

>> No.30014692

Goetic Demon Familiar (MtAw)
Influence: Lust (my Vice)
Numina: Manifest, Transform Self, Transform Higher Life (as Life 4 effect)

>> No.30014821

>>30014614
Then I'll take a chubby halfling paladin who's always in a good mood.

>> No.30014853

>>30013031
>8 Int
Pansy... surely you can go lower than that.

>> No.30014912 [DELETED] 

>>30014526
[spoiler[Why don't any of them share your hair color or look anything like you?

>> No.30015678

>>30014853
Brick isn't that stupid. Impulsive yes, stupid no.

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