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This is how I Bard.

>> No.21603940

This is how I Warlord.

>> No.21603990

This is how I barbarian.

>> No.21604043

This is how I gunslinger

>> No.21604050

This is how I vampire.

>> No.21604073

This is how I Dwarven Reproduction

>> No.21604089

This is how I mage.

>> No.21604105

This is how I DM

>> No.21604119

This is how I masturbate as a wizard.

>> No.21604125 [SPOILER] 

>this is how I DM

>> No.21604135

This is how I paladin.

>> No.21604147

This is how I trap my dungeons

>> No.21604151

This is what I legendary artifact

>> No.21604188

This is how I adventure practically.

>> No.21604193

This is how I fall.

>> No.21604194

>>21604151

This is what I... legendary artifact

>> No.21604196

This is how I Dark Heresy.

>> No.21604210

>>21604193
>that file title
>mysides.gif

>> No.21604214

This is how I plot twist in 1940 mystical campaign.

>> No.21604233

This is how I pun.

>> No.21604248

>>21604194
excalibur pls go

>> No.21604263

This is how I dodge

>> No.21604288

This is how I diplomacy check.

>> No.21604315

>>21604233

>> No.21604322

This is how I morale bonus to AC

>> No.21604339

>>21604288

So you somehow managed to get into negative modifiers?

>> No.21604340

This is how I party

>> No.21604342

This is how I Cloud Walk

>> No.21604354

>>21604339
You just don't get how I do diplomacy.

>> No.21604374

>>21604354

Very aggressively by the looks of things...

>> No.21604409

This is how I human.

>> No.21604427

This is how I no longer team leader.

>> No.21604430

>>21604374
Worked pretty well.

>> No.21604437

>>21604409
This is how I transhuman.

>> No.21604439

This is how I underpaid and overworked.

>> No.21604449

This is how I monk

>> No.21604450

>>21604340
everyone is having such fun!

>> No.21604460

>>21604437

That does not look practical or better in the slightest. Also, WHERE'S ALL THE COOL ROBOT LIMBS?!?!!

>> No.21604477

>>21604050

You watch the sage too?

>> No.21604483

>>21604439
This is how I deal with being underpaid.

It is also how I get cursed by Zeus.

>> No.21604485

>>21604430
>qui sentiunt cum populus vobis invadere doleat tibi

>> No.21604497

>>21604460
I bet you don't like how I transhuman evening robe either.

>> No.21604510

>>21604485
This is how I deal with being conquered.

>> No.21604511

>>21604477
Sage? I saw it on Chip and Ironicus.

Sage, off topic, etc etc...

>> No.21604512

This is how I soldier

>> No.21604525

>>21604510
And how I days off.

>> No.21604532

>>21604525
And finally this is how I vacation.

>> No.21604546

This is how I finish.

>> No.21604561

This is how I Earthbound

>> No.21604563

>>21604248

Fool! My legend dates back to the 12th Century.

>> No.21604566

>>21604511
My nigga!

>> No.21604574

>>21603908
Off the charts!

>> No.21604577

>>21604563
faggot

>> No.21604609

This is how I wizard

>> No.21604615

>>21604233

HOLY SHIT look at this badass motherfucker!

>FUCK YOU SPEAR I WILL CHOP YOUR SHIT

>> No.21604778

This is how I Tax Collector.

>> No.21604790

This is how I Cleric of St. Cuthbert

>> No.21604805

>>21603908
This is how I bard

>> No.21604828

This is how I roll on Mutation Tables

>> No.21604835

>>21604805
Shit, motherfucker.
That's something that I thought NOBODY would remember.

>> No.21604874

This is how I nobility

>> No.21604895

>>21604835
Those are castanets, not maracas.

>> No.21604899

>>21603908
This is how I bard

>> No.21604919

>>21604895
The thread called them maracas.
It all started with the image posted by >>21604805, and we made some amusing things.
Then a writefag came along and gave Julius Bard an origin story.
It was a fucking awesome thread.

>> No.21604928

This is how I Updog.

>> No.21604932

>>21604895
castanets make it better

>> No.21604945

>>21604835
I only ever vaguely remember the thread but the picture has stuck with me and I post it when I have the chance.

>> No.21604958

>>21604835
Nope, Jullian is a vague part of the collective memory. Not so long lived to be a meme, but he did have sex with it.
+10 to memory.

>> No.21605261

This is how I supersoldier with powered armor.

>> No.21605495

>>21603908

This is how I do Wolverine Style.

>> No.21605617

>>21603908

This is how WE bard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-qhj3sJ5qs&

>> No.21605638

>>21604147
>Flour atomized all over the air in the room
>Holding a torch
Deadlier than you think.

>> No.21605646

>>21604151
glorious

>> No.21605665

This is how I Barbarian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver-Eating_Johnson

>> No.21605697

>>21604615
>NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKER I WILL CUT YOU

>> No.21605704

>>21604928
I like the part where Vol gets turned into fucked up Tezzeret at the end.

>> No.21605712

This is how I DM

>> No.21605718

>>21605697
>ALLOW ME TO AXE YOU A QUESTION

>> No.21605723

>>21605712
With a biting satire that flies over your players' heads?

>> No.21605735

>>21605723
Yes actually. Its actually a bit of Machiavelli and Vetinari.

>> No.21605765

>>21605697
>>21605718

>> No.21605769

This is how I do your mom.

Every friday...

>> No.21605777

This is how I USA

>> No.21605782

This is how I Constitutional Monarchy

>> No.21605784

>>21605777
I think this country would have been better in its own monarchy. Fucking founding fathers, trying to be innovative and making a new government. Fuck em all.

>> No.21605787

This is how I enjoy work.

>> No.21605789

>>21605617
We as in you and your homofaggot boyfriend

>> No.21605792

This is how I /co/. It really is.

>> No.21605794

>>21605769
God damn it, I've hit the point in my life where I have read the source to every hentai based reaction image.

>> No.21605801

>>21605792
This is how I /co/

>>21605794
Fakku is a terrible (sexy) beast.

>> No.21605802

>>21605777
this is how I USA

>> No.21605804

>monocle denotes magic
>So this is how I wizard

>> No.21605813

This is how I horror

>> No.21605822

This is how I kill rebel scum.

>> No.21605823

This is how I beastmaster.

>> No.21605832

>>21605822
This is how I Star Wars

>> No.21605842

This is how I diplomacy

>> No.21605845

This is how I Female Fighter

>> No.21605847

This is how I DM

>> No.21605849

>>21605847
Mah nigga.

>> No.21605850

This is how I Paladin of Tiamat

>> No.21605852

This is how I Limit Break

>> No.21605854

>>21605847
This is how my friend GMs

>> No.21605870

>>21605854
Fuck you.
I thought that was a real thing for a moment.

And now I'm sad.

>> No.21605881

This is how I Rogue Trader

>> No.21605889

>>21605870
Would that it were, my friend.

>> No.21605897

How I DM when I'm good

>> No.21605898

This is how I LARP

>> No.21605906

>>21605897
How I DM when I'm not.

>> No.21605907

This is how I dwarf

>> No.21605912

>>21605881
This is how I Rogue Trader

>> No.21605918

>>21605852
What is this?

>> No.21605929

>>21605912
Will you rule better?

>> No.21605931

>>21605912

This is how I Rogue Trader

I'm not very good at rogue trader

>> No.21605936

>>21605929
I ruled like Pic Related.

>> No.21605938

>>21605918
It's a pretty solid movie about a suburban working middle class guy who just one day gets walked on a little too much and breaks down.
He doesn't go on a postal rampage or go looking for vengeance really. He just wants to go visit his daughter for her birthday, but he's constantly stopped for multiple reasons and by multiple people, the former he often solves via baseball bat, and the latter he often solves via intimidation.
It's pretty cool all things considered.

>> No.21605941

This is how I inquisitor.

Everything was heresy.
EVERYTHING

>> No.21605944

>>21605938
It's also possibly Joel Schmeauer-idon'tfuckingknow's only good movie
he's the one that made Batman&Robin

>> No.21605952

>>21605941
Jesus...where the hell is this from?

>> No.21605956

>>21605918
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUdakrP52E

check it out

>> No.21605964

>>21605952
World War 2

>> No.21605977

>>21605941
>be Inquisitor
>first time out of monastery you were trained in
>wander the planet you are sent to
>all heretics
>ALL
>HERETICS
>ignite planets atmosphere from orbit
>fortheemprah.jpeg

>> No.21605985

>>21605936
>Royal guardsmen
Uh, okay.

>> No.21605989

This is how I Paladin

>> No.21605991

>>21605941
That's how I woman's right to choose.

>> No.21605994

>>21605977
>Inquisitor
>first time out of monastery
But that's not how it works. At all. Inquisitors don't just go to a school. To become an Inquisitor, you have to first be an Interrogator, the personal apprentice of an Inquisitor. And that takes years.

>> No.21606001

>>21605952
Looks like the rape of Nanking.

>> No.21606008

>>21605994
I went to school for it. I got in on an athletic scholarship. I majored in purging with a minor in heretical studies.

>> No.21606011

this is how I Beastmaster

>> No.21606013

>>21605994
my bad, I'm mixing my knowledges up. If you wish, you can post a correct green text.

>> No.21606016

>>21605985
sigh

fine

I meant like Assyrians, but here's a clearer picture.

>> No.21606021

This is how I Bard

>> No.21606025

>>21605789
That is motherfucking Genki Sudo, the guy who has a martial arts style consisting mainly of showboating. Dude is a fucking champ.

>> No.21606029

This is how I magic weapon.

>> No.21606036

This is how I Summoner
>Shoggoths. Shoggoths everywhere

>> No.21606049

>>21605941

That is some fucked up shit, what movie?

>> No.21606067

>>21606016
So you ruled like Ashurbanipal, then. Excellent in all things and noteworthy for literacy, with substantial military achievement but ultimately leading to decline, to succession wars and the fall of the empire. I reckon Heraclius was by far the better ruler in the long term, but perhaps not as fun to play.

>> No.21606086

>>21606049
Maybe Wind Talkers? All I remember from that movie is the historical "Japs can't into Injun" thing, some bloody and brutal melee stuff, and every time an American threw a grenade they seemed to hit an ammo dump stored next to a propane tank on top of an near-surface oil deposit.

>> No.21606097

>>21606086

Nah I don't remember that from Windtalkers at all, and it seems like it's something I would remember. Thanks though.

>> No.21606099

>>21606067
More or less.

With the occasional pillar of skinned foes and a good amount of burning rebellious family members during said succession wars, with the fall coming as I flee from my family's ancestral homesystem as my fascination with Xenotech bites me in the ass.

Obviously it is a slight stretch. Possibly I should have used Muhammad Ali of Egyptian fame instead.

>> No.21606110

This is how I Shadowrun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Osz5WjTLuQ

>> No.21606116

>>21606099
>Muhammad Ali of Egyptian fame
Pretty sure he's more famous for his time in the ring than anything else.

>> No.21606120

This is how I battle between a Sanctioned Psyker and a pair of Chaos Sorcerers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fILLl9UsWKA

>> No.21606131

>> No.21606137

>>21606036
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtYWdNUV0ik

Yay!

>> No.21606141

This is how my group plays /tg/'s most excellent game

>> No.21606145

This is how I fighter.

>> No.21606150

This is how I Monk

>> No.21606153

>>21606116
This fellow. Look him up, he was pretty interesting. His policies (and moreso the policies of his children, which my sleep addled mind attributed to him) lead to increasing debt and reliance on the cotton trade. Unfortunately, this began to be less profitable as time went on (which I cannot remember but I believe had to do with the American Civil War and Indian cotton as a growing industry) and debts mounted. Eventually Britain more or less took over to repay the current ruler's (not Ali, but instead a fairly distant descendent) debts.

So a better way of putting it would be 'possibly I should have referred to Muhammad Ali's dynasty'.

>> No.21606156

This is how I roll a 20 on an athletics check

>> No.21606160

>>21605769


>oreadwe double-breasted
Captcha, we need to talk.

>> No.21606166

>>21606145
Ah, Mitsudomoe. I expected Kodomo No Jikan and instead got my spleen exploded from too much laughter. I'm weak against comedy based on misunderstandings.

>> No.21606197

>>21606160
This is how I husband and wife team.

>> No.21606205

This is how I Paladin

>> No.21606211

>>21606197

>A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

>> No.21606223

>>21605802
THIS is how I USA

>> No.21606229 [SPOILER] 

>>21606211
Isaac and Miria aren't actually maried.
This is how I checkmate.

>> No.21606251

>>21604119
>dat filename.
haha

>> No.21606263

>>21603908
I need stats for this.

Captcha: compromising dndersh

>> No.21606268

>>21604119
A wizard's staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end. A wizard's staff has a knob on the ennndddd! What he does with it is magic!

>> No.21606276

This is how I surprise attack

>> No.21606280

>>21606276
On Christmas? You have no honor.

>> No.21606282

>>21606110
That's pretty much how i Senechal in Rogue Trader.

Shitloads of Commerce and Barter coupled with heavy ordinance. It's amazing how people gets cooperative when you drop a 50 kilotonne macrocannon warhead in their backyard.

>> No.21606286

>>21606280
tis the season

>> No.21606291

This is how I Chastener.
Chastener is a rank within the Adeptus Arbites roughly analogous to the real world rank of "Inspector".

>> No.21606295

>>21606291

>> No.21606312

>>21606295
Domo.

>> No.21606313

This is how I Monk

>> No.21606328

>>21606280

u mad, hessian?

>> No.21606335

This is how I thief.

>> No.21606362

This is how I Catachan teaching Hiveworlders.

>> No.21606383

>>21606362
don't you mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecpKdI4M4zM

>> No.21606487

This is how I Star Wars SAGA bbegs

>> No.21606543

This is how I most dangerous thing in America.

>> No.21606562

>>21606543
childhood obesity?

>> No.21606569

>>21606562
Nigger with a library card.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRCyZydgqdc

>> No.21606588

This is how I Lawful Evil.

>> No.21606610

This is how I Chaotic Evil.

>> No.21606662

>>21606610
this is how I Chaotic Evil

>> No.21606672

>>21606569
>he`s got something in his hands!

genius

>> No.21606677

>>21606662
What is this from? I keep seeing it here and there...

Reminds me of that shitty Crossed or whatever comic.

>> No.21606690

>>21606677
No Hero

it's alright

>> No.21606697

this is how I paladin

>> No.21606701

This is how I Lawful Evil.

>> No.21606705

>>21606662
This is how I Chaotic Evil.

>> No.21606740

this is how i hobo

>> No.21606771

>>21606740
This is how I Hobo

>> No.21606785

>>21606701
WWAFD...
What Would Agent Franks Do?
Is that right?
Oh, and if it is, he'd shoot the witnesses.

>> No.21606920

>>21603908
That's odd, it's how I Psion.
And how you thrall.

>> No.21607221

This is how I pilot

>> No.21609701

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LsQs6u4k60

This is how I AdMech

>> No.21609836

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd6dtkuKvao

This is how I bard.

>> No.21610503

>>21606263
I'm thinking put a lot of points into perform: dance and perform: sing.

>> No.21610583

This is how I monk

>> No.21610631

This is how I cleric

>> No.21610682

This is how I Paladin

>> No.21613263

This is how I DM.

>> No.21613677

>>21604151
>made in Spain
Europe Fuck Yeah! Toledo wins again

>> No.21613725

>>21613677
Toledo steel is the best steel.
I heard they've the license for damascus teel, not sure if true.

>> No.21615408

>>21613263
What show are the Aquabats on on Hub?

>> No.21615461

>>21615408
Aquabats Super Show! bro! Watch it!

>> No.21615506

>>21613263
This how I summon

>> No.21615608

>>21613677

>> No.21615823

>>21605723
A biting satire that no one recognizes as such, cannot be said to be satire at all.

It is but a failure on the part of the author.

>> No.21616065

Rolled 88

>>21604196
Wat

>> No.21616228

This is how I monk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXv8Dk78r0k

>> No.21617108

>>21606036
This is how *I* summoner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g

>> No.21617551

>> No.21617611

>>21604194

>> No.21617638

>>21604194
This is how I react to annoying mongrels.

>> No.21617909

>>21606011
Skarner, the Sad Scorpion.

>> No.21618149

>>21604512
Mah nigga.

>> No.21618194

>>21604512
funny, that's how I troll

>> No.21618240

This is how I helpful NPC.

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