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This is how I Bard.

>> No.21603940

This is how I Warlord.

>> No.21603990

This is how I barbarian.

>> No.21604043

This is how I gunslinger

>> No.21604050

This is how I vampire.

>> No.21604073

This is how I Dwarven Reproduction

>> No.21604089

This is how I mage.

>> No.21604105

This is how I DM

>> No.21604119

This is how I masturbate as a wizard.

>> No.21604125 [SPOILER] 

>this is how I DM

>> No.21604135

This is how I paladin.

>> No.21604147

This is how I trap my dungeons

>> No.21604151

This is what I legendary artifact

>> No.21604188

This is how I adventure practically.

>> No.21604193

This is how I fall.

>> No.21604194


This is what I... legendary artifact

>> No.21604196

This is how I Dark Heresy.

>> No.21604210

>that file title

>> No.21604214

This is how I plot twist in 1940 mystical campaign.

>> No.21604233

This is how I pun.

>> No.21604248

excalibur pls go

>> No.21604263

This is how I dodge

>> No.21604288

This is how I diplomacy check.

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>> No.21604322

This is how I morale bonus to AC

>> No.21604339


So you somehow managed to get into negative modifiers?

>> No.21604340

This is how I party

>> No.21604342

This is how I Cloud Walk

>> No.21604354

You just don't get how I do diplomacy.

>> No.21604374


Very aggressively by the looks of things...

>> No.21604409

This is how I human.

>> No.21604427

This is how I no longer team leader.

>> No.21604430

Worked pretty well.

>> No.21604437

This is how I transhuman.

>> No.21604439

This is how I underpaid and overworked.

>> No.21604449

This is how I monk

>> No.21604450

everyone is having such fun!

>> No.21604460


That does not look practical or better in the slightest. Also, WHERE'S ALL THE COOL ROBOT LIMBS?!?!!

>> No.21604477


You watch the sage too?

>> No.21604483

This is how I deal with being underpaid.

It is also how I get cursed by Zeus.

>> No.21604485

>qui sentiunt cum populus vobis invadere doleat tibi

>> No.21604497

I bet you don't like how I transhuman evening robe either.

>> No.21604510

This is how I deal with being conquered.

>> No.21604511

Sage? I saw it on Chip and Ironicus.

Sage, off topic, etc etc...

>> No.21604512

This is how I soldier

>> No.21604525

And how I days off.

>> No.21604532

And finally this is how I vacation.

>> No.21604546

This is how I finish.

>> No.21604561

This is how I Earthbound

>> No.21604563


Fool! My legend dates back to the 12th Century.

>> No.21604566

My nigga!

>> No.21604574

Off the charts!

>> No.21604577


>> No.21604609

This is how I wizard

>> No.21604615


HOLY SHIT look at this badass motherfucker!


>> No.21604778

This is how I Tax Collector.

>> No.21604790

This is how I Cleric of St. Cuthbert

>> No.21604805

This is how I bard

>> No.21604828

This is how I roll on Mutation Tables

>> No.21604835

Shit, motherfucker.
That's something that I thought NOBODY would remember.

>> No.21604874

This is how I nobility

>> No.21604895

Those are castanets, not maracas.

>> No.21604899

This is how I bard

>> No.21604919

The thread called them maracas.
It all started with the image posted by >>21604805, and we made some amusing things.
Then a writefag came along and gave Julius Bard an origin story.
It was a fucking awesome thread.

>> No.21604928

This is how I Updog.

>> No.21604932

castanets make it better

>> No.21604945

I only ever vaguely remember the thread but the picture has stuck with me and I post it when I have the chance.

>> No.21604958

Nope, Jullian is a vague part of the collective memory. Not so long lived to be a meme, but he did have sex with it.
+10 to memory.

>> No.21605261

This is how I supersoldier with powered armor.

>> No.21605495


This is how I do Wolverine Style.

>> No.21605617


This is how WE bard


>> No.21605638

>Flour atomized all over the air in the room
>Holding a torch
Deadlier than you think.

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>> No.21605665

This is how I Barbarian.


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>> No.21605704

I like the part where Vol gets turned into fucked up Tezzeret at the end.

>> No.21605712

This is how I DM

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>> No.21605723

With a biting satire that flies over your players' heads?

>> No.21605735

Yes actually. Its actually a bit of Machiavelli and Vetinari.

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>> No.21605769

This is how I do your mom.

Every friday...

>> No.21605777

This is how I USA

>> No.21605782

This is how I Constitutional Monarchy

>> No.21605784

I think this country would have been better in its own monarchy. Fucking founding fathers, trying to be innovative and making a new government. Fuck em all.

>> No.21605787

This is how I enjoy work.

>> No.21605789

We as in you and your homofaggot boyfriend

>> No.21605792

This is how I /co/. It really is.

>> No.21605794

God damn it, I've hit the point in my life where I have read the source to every hentai based reaction image.

>> No.21605801

This is how I /co/

Fakku is a terrible (sexy) beast.

>> No.21605802

this is how I USA

>> No.21605804

>monocle denotes magic
>So this is how I wizard

>> No.21605813

This is how I horror

>> No.21605822

This is how I kill rebel scum.

>> No.21605823

This is how I beastmaster.

>> No.21605832

This is how I Star Wars

>> No.21605842

This is how I diplomacy

>> No.21605845

This is how I Female Fighter

>> No.21605847

This is how I DM

>> No.21605849

Mah nigga.

>> No.21605850

This is how I Paladin of Tiamat

>> No.21605852

This is how I Limit Break

>> No.21605854

This is how my friend GMs

>> No.21605870

Fuck you.
I thought that was a real thing for a moment.

And now I'm sad.

>> No.21605881

This is how I Rogue Trader

>> No.21605889

Would that it were, my friend.

>> No.21605897

How I DM when I'm good

>> No.21605898

This is how I LARP

>> No.21605906

How I DM when I'm not.

>> No.21605907

This is how I dwarf

>> No.21605912

This is how I Rogue Trader

>> No.21605918

What is this?

>> No.21605929

Will you rule better?

>> No.21605931


This is how I Rogue Trader

I'm not very good at rogue trader

>> No.21605936

I ruled like Pic Related.

>> No.21605938

It's a pretty solid movie about a suburban working middle class guy who just one day gets walked on a little too much and breaks down.
He doesn't go on a postal rampage or go looking for vengeance really. He just wants to go visit his daughter for her birthday, but he's constantly stopped for multiple reasons and by multiple people, the former he often solves via baseball bat, and the latter he often solves via intimidation.
It's pretty cool all things considered.

>> No.21605941

This is how I inquisitor.

Everything was heresy.

>> No.21605944

It's also possibly Joel Schmeauer-idon'tfuckingknow's only good movie
he's the one that made Batman&Robin

>> No.21605952

Jesus...where the hell is this from?

>> No.21605956


check it out

>> No.21605964

World War 2

>> No.21605977

>be Inquisitor
>first time out of monastery you were trained in
>wander the planet you are sent to
>all heretics
>ignite planets atmosphere from orbit

>> No.21605985

>Royal guardsmen
Uh, okay.

>> No.21605989

This is how I Paladin

>> No.21605991

That's how I woman's right to choose.

>> No.21605994

>first time out of monastery
But that's not how it works. At all. Inquisitors don't just go to a school. To become an Inquisitor, you have to first be an Interrogator, the personal apprentice of an Inquisitor. And that takes years.

>> No.21606001

Looks like the rape of Nanking.

>> No.21606008

I went to school for it. I got in on an athletic scholarship. I majored in purging with a minor in heretical studies.

>> No.21606011

this is how I Beastmaster

>> No.21606013

my bad, I'm mixing my knowledges up. If you wish, you can post a correct green text.

>> No.21606016



I meant like Assyrians, but here's a clearer picture.

>> No.21606021

This is how I Bard

>> No.21606025

That is motherfucking Genki Sudo, the guy who has a martial arts style consisting mainly of showboating. Dude is a fucking champ.

>> No.21606029

This is how I magic weapon.

>> No.21606036

This is how I Summoner
>Shoggoths. Shoggoths everywhere

>> No.21606049


That is some fucked up shit, what movie?

>> No.21606067

So you ruled like Ashurbanipal, then. Excellent in all things and noteworthy for literacy, with substantial military achievement but ultimately leading to decline, to succession wars and the fall of the empire. I reckon Heraclius was by far the better ruler in the long term, but perhaps not as fun to play.

>> No.21606086

Maybe Wind Talkers? All I remember from that movie is the historical "Japs can't into Injun" thing, some bloody and brutal melee stuff, and every time an American threw a grenade they seemed to hit an ammo dump stored next to a propane tank on top of an near-surface oil deposit.

>> No.21606097


Nah I don't remember that from Windtalkers at all, and it seems like it's something I would remember. Thanks though.

>> No.21606099

More or less.

With the occasional pillar of skinned foes and a good amount of burning rebellious family members during said succession wars, with the fall coming as I flee from my family's ancestral homesystem as my fascination with Xenotech bites me in the ass.

Obviously it is a slight stretch. Possibly I should have used Muhammad Ali of Egyptian fame instead.

>> No.21606110

This is how I Shadowrun


>> No.21606116

>Muhammad Ali of Egyptian fame
Pretty sure he's more famous for his time in the ring than anything else.

>> No.21606120

This is how I battle between a Sanctioned Psyker and a pair of Chaos Sorcerers:

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>> No.21606141

This is how my group plays /tg/'s most excellent game

>> No.21606145

This is how I fighter.

>> No.21606150

This is how I Monk

>> No.21606153

This fellow. Look him up, he was pretty interesting. His policies (and moreso the policies of his children, which my sleep addled mind attributed to him) lead to increasing debt and reliance on the cotton trade. Unfortunately, this began to be less profitable as time went on (which I cannot remember but I believe had to do with the American Civil War and Indian cotton as a growing industry) and debts mounted. Eventually Britain more or less took over to repay the current ruler's (not Ali, but instead a fairly distant descendent) debts.

So a better way of putting it would be 'possibly I should have referred to Muhammad Ali's dynasty'.

>> No.21606156

This is how I roll a 20 on an athletics check

>> No.21606160


>oreadwe double-breasted
Captcha, we need to talk.

>> No.21606166

Ah, Mitsudomoe. I expected Kodomo No Jikan and instead got my spleen exploded from too much laughter. I'm weak against comedy based on misunderstandings.

>> No.21606197

This is how I husband and wife team.

>> No.21606205

This is how I Paladin

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>> No.21606223

THIS is how I USA

>> No.21606229 [SPOILER] 

Isaac and Miria aren't actually maried.
This is how I checkmate.

>> No.21606251

>dat filename.

>> No.21606263

I need stats for this.

Captcha: compromising dndersh

>> No.21606268

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end. A wizard's staff has a knob on the ennndddd! What he does with it is magic!

>> No.21606276

This is how I surprise attack

>> No.21606280

On Christmas? You have no honor.

>> No.21606282

That's pretty much how i Senechal in Rogue Trader.

Shitloads of Commerce and Barter coupled with heavy ordinance. It's amazing how people gets cooperative when you drop a 50 kilotonne macrocannon warhead in their backyard.

>> No.21606286

tis the season

>> No.21606291

This is how I Chastener.
Chastener is a rank within the Adeptus Arbites roughly analogous to the real world rank of "Inspector".

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>> No.21606313

This is how I Monk

>> No.21606328


u mad, hessian?

>> No.21606335

This is how I thief.

>> No.21606362

This is how I Catachan teaching Hiveworlders.

>> No.21606383

don't you mean this?

>> No.21606487

This is how I Star Wars SAGA bbegs

>> No.21606543

This is how I most dangerous thing in America.

>> No.21606562

childhood obesity?

>> No.21606569

Nigger with a library card.

>> No.21606588

This is how I Lawful Evil.

>> No.21606610

This is how I Chaotic Evil.

>> No.21606662

this is how I Chaotic Evil

>> No.21606672

>he`s got something in his hands!


>> No.21606677

What is this from? I keep seeing it here and there...

Reminds me of that shitty Crossed or whatever comic.

>> No.21606690

No Hero

it's alright

>> No.21606697

this is how I paladin

>> No.21606701

This is how I Lawful Evil.

>> No.21606705

This is how I Chaotic Evil.

>> No.21606740

this is how i hobo

>> No.21606771

This is how I Hobo

>> No.21606785

What Would Agent Franks Do?
Is that right?
Oh, and if it is, he'd shoot the witnesses.

>> No.21606920

That's odd, it's how I Psion.
And how you thrall.

>> No.21607221

This is how I pilot

>> No.21609701


This is how I AdMech

>> No.21609836


This is how I bard.

>> No.21610503

I'm thinking put a lot of points into perform: dance and perform: sing.

>> No.21610583

This is how I monk

>> No.21610631

This is how I cleric

>> No.21610682

This is how I Paladin

>> No.21613263

This is how I DM.

>> No.21613677

>made in Spain
Europe Fuck Yeah! Toledo wins again

>> No.21613725

Toledo steel is the best steel.
I heard they've the license for damascus teel, not sure if true.

>> No.21615408

What show are the Aquabats on on Hub?

>> No.21615461

Aquabats Super Show! bro! Watch it!

>> No.21615506

This how I summon

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>> No.21615823

A biting satire that no one recognizes as such, cannot be said to be satire at all.

It is but a failure on the part of the author.

>> No.21616065

Rolled 88


>> No.21616228

This is how I monk.


>> No.21617108

This is how *I* summoner:

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>> No.21617638

This is how I react to annoying mongrels.

>> No.21617909

Skarner, the Sad Scorpion.

>> No.21618149

Mah nigga.

>> No.21618194

funny, that's how I troll

>> No.21618240

This is how I helpful NPC.

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