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[ERROR] No.18581094 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow (well technically today now as it is 2am) and I am bored. Entertain me with a "this is how I..." thread, if you will indulge me.

I go first, this is how I warforged monk

>> No.18581107

This is how I Necromancer

>> No.18581109

This is how I Dark Heresy.

>> No.18581116

what is your paper over anon?

>> No.18581117

Do the paper, you lazy piece of shit.

>> No.18581118

>>18581094
This is how I Dark Mechanicus

>> No.18581123

this is how i do my school work

>> No.18581147

This is how I comedic duo.

>> No.18581156

>>18581109
elaborate. anything that can be likened to the battle scene in hot fuzz must be truly glorious.

also this is how I tech priest.

>> No.18581180

This is how I Rouge Trader.

>> No.18581188

>>18581116
The McDonaldization of society and comparing McDonalized places of business with "irrational" independent places. Really its just that it's required we have a soc credit.

>>18581117
I am, just have this in a tab to look at whilst I work.

anywho
>this is how I Jet Set Radio

>> No.18581199

>>18581180
... They specialize in trading rouge things? I suppose bullets are rouge after they've killed someone.

>> No.18581202

>>18581188
>McDonaldization
This is the sort of shit that kids in their twenties think is a real thing these days?

>> No.18581209

This is how I guardsman

Or try to at least

>> No.18581210

>>18581094
I recently finished Big O.

The ending on a scale of ME3(1) to Greatest Ending Ever (10) with a 2 being RUINED FOREVER.

I'd have to say its a 5... MAAAAAYBE a 6.
I didn't really like the ending, but I can't say I disliked it either.

>> No.18581212

>>18581202
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldization

Whatever you may think of it, the term has existed for almost two decades. Coincidentally, it's as old as the people you denigrate.

>> No.18581214

>>18581188
I can help if you would like, at minimum help fluff up the paper a bit for the page length if you want to send me a copy of what you have done so far. I'm bored and have nothing else to do. my email is attached

>> No.18581216

This is how I sorcerer.

>> No.18581221

>>18581202
i'm in my twenties and i have never even heard this word before, please explain what it means

>> No.18581222

This is how I inquisitor. Work suprisingly well.

>> No.18581227

>>18581210
I walked away thinking they're stuck in a time loop.

>> No.18581228

>>18581202
apparently? I just want to get my degree so I can not get a job and pretend journalism is worth something anymore.

this is how I punch mage

>> No.18581230

>>18581222
I said come in, don't stand there!

>> No.18581231

>>18581210
It's not supposed to be an ending. Unfortunately, the third season never materialized.

>> No.18581236

>>18581227
I got the impression that they're a TV show and the 4th wall had been thoroughly dismantled

>> No.18581237

this is how I punch mage>>18581228

and I forget the image. fuck.

>> No.18581239

>>18581222
"Whats a magical throne agent?"

>> No.18581242

This is how I Kobold.

>> No.18581253

>>18581202
So true it burns

this is how I gm

>> No.18581265

>>18581094

This is how I Death Knight

>> No.18581268

>>18581230
You pervert.
>>18581239
More like "I'll grant any wish you might have but in return you're going to serve the Throne until the day you die or turn into the enemy of the Imperium".

>> No.18581270

>>18581242
Aaaand my next party is totally going to run into a squad of these guys.

>> No.18581286

This is how I Barbarian.

>> No.18581294

This is how I Monk

>> No.18581302

>>18581294

>> No.18581304

'This is how I' threads are fucking terrible and terribly pointless.

>> No.18581305

>>18581294
>>18581302

Feebleminded.

>> No.18581314

This is how I Mutants and Masterminds

>> No.18581318

This is how I fighter.

>> No.18581319

This is how I SAN loss.

>> No.18581324

This is how I artificer

>> No.18581328

This is how I warforged bard

>> No.18581339

>>18581324
this is how i artificer

>> No.18581347

>>18581304
I actually get some fun ideas from these bro.

>> No.18581350

This is how I Ranger.

I'm not well-liked by the animal companion.

>> No.18581353

This is how I Necromancer.

>> No.18581366

>>18581222
That's how I Goblin Vendor in Changeling.

>> No.18581367

This is how I Inquisitor.

>> No.18581368

This is how I metagame

>> No.18581371

This is how I Tsuruchi Archer.

>> No.18581373

This is how I paladin

>> No.18581375

This is how I Khorne Berserker

>> No.18581379

this is how I will Only War.

>> No.18581380

This is how I Investigator.

In fact, could you take a bonus to SAN checks if your character was baked all the time?

>> No.18581383

This is how I GM Dark Heresy

>> No.18581387

This is how I Fail a Spot Check

>> No.18581399

this is how I arbitrator.

>> No.18581403

this is how I charm

>> No.18581405

>>18581380
This is how I Investigator

>> No.18581407

This is how I Malconvoker.

>> No.18581418

This is how I pirate.

>> No.18581422

This is how I Monk

>> No.18581435

This is how I sorceress

>> No.18581440

>>18581403
This is how I put my game face on.

>> No.18581448

This is how I Alienist

>> No.18581452

This is how I arbites

>> No.18581456

This is how I Paladin.

>> No.18581458

This is how I Tech-Priest

>> No.18581460

>>18581452
>>18581440
this is how I beserker rage.

>> No.18581463

this is how I don't work on my paper either.

Damn you John Milton, damn you and your poetry..

>> No.18581464

This is how I fighter.

>> No.18581467

This is how I investigator.

>> No.18581472

This is how I Solar. Zeniths FTW.

>> No.18581487

This is how I Abberation Wild Shape.

>> No.18581490

>>18581463
amen.

>> No.18581496

>>18581463
>>18581094

I know how both of you feel.

Thesis paper on Vaccination Policies in Developed Countries. Fucking hell.

Incidentally, this is how I Arbites.

>> No.18581502

>>18581464

FUCK YEAH NEPHENEE YOU ARE THE BEST UNIT EVER!

>> No.18581506

>>18581496

Trade?

You wanna write 2500 words with 10 citation sources on Milton's Paradise Lost: How Satan is portrayed as a Hero?

This is how I Rook.

>> No.18581507

This is how I Adepta Sororita.

>> No.18581508

this is how i GM deathwatch

>> No.18581512

This is how I Wizard

>> No.18581524

This is how I Paladin.

>> No.18581531

This is how I teamwork attack.

>> No.18581535

This is how I mahjong.

>> No.18581537

this is how I neighborhood watch

>> No.18581541

>>18581506

ONLY 2500 words and 10 citations? That's adorable.

This is how I Drive Check.

>> No.18581542

This is how I bard.

>> No.18581551

>>18581542

and this is how I miraculous shapeshifter.

>> No.18581556

This is how I barbarian

>> No.18581558

This is how I Monk.

>> No.18581566

This is how -I- Mutants and Masterminds.

>> No.18581571

>>18581541

>adorable

Well watch out for captain badass over here. I am just expressing my displeasure at the act of writing this shitty essay. I'd be complaining if it were 100 words probably. Last paper of the year, last day of classes until the exam period starts, its basically summer, there is all kinds of shit I'd rather be doing than writing this fucking paper.

This is how I mad.

>> No.18581574

This is how I fighter.

>> No.18581576

This is how I Monk..

>> No.18581582

This is how I cleric.

>> No.18581584

>>18581571

Sorry dude, I know how you feel, I'm just bitter over the same reasons for my paper, disregarding length.

>> No.18581593

>>18581464
This is how I fighter as well, fellow Anon.

>> No.18581612

>>18581535
Level up, man.

>> No.18581621

This is how I enchanted armor.

>> No.18581645

>>18581584

It's okay bro, just a little on edge. I'm a History major, I ain't one for all this creative writing and writing about how this shit makes me feel. I would gladly take a dissertation that was like, 5000 words about something I like over goddamn John Milton and his anti-monarchical heaven and hell bullshit.

This is how I druid.

>> No.18581649

This is how I GM

>> No.18581671

>>18581645

Yeah, I would actually take you up on that trade because my other field of expertise is Religious Studies. Shit, I wrote an analysis on the Apocalypse of Isaiah last semester (Gnosticism all up in this bitch). Milton I can handle.

And this is how I Druid.

>> No.18581676

This is how I troll bait.

>> No.18581678

This is how I GM

>> No.18581688

This is how I Bard

>> No.18581695

>>18581676
i think you mean masterwork retard magnet

>> No.18581698

>>18581671

Why I am taking a Literature minor I have no idea... I should switch to a Classics minor...

Fucking Poets.

This is how I noble

>> No.18581705

>>18581695
Masterwork tank slicer.

>> No.18581712

This is how I half-orc alchemist.

>> No.18581717

>>18581698
Your assistant doesn't look all too pleased by your boob poke.

>> No.18581728

>>18581698
>that forehead
she's been taken over by babidi, kill her now

>> No.18581729

>>18581717

It's not their place to care whether the boob poke happened are not.

Noble > Servent

>> No.18581738

>>18581695
its working already!

>> No.18581743

>>18581728

Also, thats a Prince.

>> No.18581762

>>18581743
technically since his father died and he is the sole surviving heir, his official rank is king

>> No.18581784

>>18581496
>>18581463
Four-pager on gravity's role in astronomy here.

Actually kind of enjoying it, though I did have to cut the stuff about gravitational lensing as we've apparently discovered fuckall with it.

>> No.18581788

>>18581762

Fair enough sir. Doesn't matter though, Frida Mofette is the real leader.

This is how I berserker

>> No.18581814

>>18581571
>thisishowijaegermonster.jpg

>> No.18581833

You poor fellows. 10 page paper on the Seven Years' War here, all done, now sitting back on /tg/. Feels fantastic.

>> No.18581845

>>18581833

Awwwww, god damnit. That was an interesting war too... I wish could write about the seven years war and not shitty Milton...

481 words so far. I predict I'll be done at 6 am, 2:38 right now. Especially if I keep checking the thread.

This is how I Druidette

>> No.18581897

OP here. I can't sit through this. I'm like an exciteable puppy, just taking any chance to LOOK AWAY from this damn thing. it's a nightmare. I have all the notes and the book in front of me but I can't force myself to write this thing.

this is how I stare at a blank screen.

>> No.18581903

>>18581897
you look like a sex doll/cantalope

>> No.18581953

>>18581897

I know that felling OP, I am officially past the 1/5 mark, hooray. It's not that it is difficult, its just my 17th Century Lit prof loves the metaphoric stuff. The hardest part is thinking of all this shit to inject into my writing. If this was a thesis or summary History paper, I wouldn't need to do all that junk.

This is how I lack of sleep

>> No.18581957

>>18581953

>felling

It begins, the downfall of my typing ability...

>> No.18582337

I don't know if any of the paper-bros are still around, but I am halfway done... 1,216 words...

>> No.18582367

not a current paper, but last semester my English final was a research paper on the effect of the internet, video games, and social networking cites on college students. needed to have 15 sources and it needed to be 15 pages long, started the whole thing at 11 P.M. the night before it was due, stayed up the whole night and turned it in at 9 A.M.

didn't help that i had a calculus final later that day

>> No.18585452

This is how I barbarian

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