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>look up John Winkler
>cops saw him and another guy with a bleeding neck flee the building
>thought he was the assailant and opened fire
>shot Winkler four times
>shot the OTHER guy once
O~OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>>77851331
>I died when the ranger pushed me down the stairs of a crypt to save the fighter
>Wisps killed us all except for the ranger.

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>>73942473
How do ayys take all this?

Well as mentioned earlier ayys fall into two main groups.
Those with no real contact with humans who think they can't possibly exist because they violate every law of nature.
And those who know they exist and are absolutely terrified/horrified by the fact.
There are those who have a touch more personal experience with humans and have come to sort of accept them and associate with them. But these individuals still prefer to keep humans at the other side of a screen. Mainly for fear of disease or oxygen exposure. Which if you believe the galactic media are the two most dangerous things going.
Either humans will kill you by their very presence courtesy of bacteria/viruses or exposure to the dangerous oxygen they breath. Or they'll deliberately kill you and eat you. At least thats what most sensationalist media says.

This also means most ayy law enforcement is reluctant to deal with humans. Trying to encourage them (at a distance) to kindly go away or just trying to figure out what they want so they'll leave faster.
Which suits most humans just fine as they know how easy it is to scare them and exploit it for either comedic effect (their own amusement not that of the ayys) or to scare them off so they'll be left alone to enjoy whatever it is they're doing.

Human visitors to human worlds or habitats are very rare. Those who survive are often traumatised by the experience.
However the definitive work on human culture and behaviour in the eyes of ayys was written by one who managed to survive a whole six human months living on a human world interacting with humans on a daily basis.
The book was his greatest and final achievement for he went into retirement immediately upon finishing it. In something of a controversial move refusing to take on any students.

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>>73705846
>https://youtu.be/fqX-4snMFG0

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>>73155014
>Just do the math

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>>72669441
>D&D is built for political intrigue

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>>72124209
>Cyclonic rift is blue's only way to protect itself from creatures

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>>71824321
>Tau navy
*laughs in broadsides*

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>>71726723
>Emperor's Children tanks were eventually just black hulls because purple paint was hard to find
it's funny because it makes sense

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>25 USD for a single valhallan heavy weapon team

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>>56161062
>I'm not in your tank's line of sight because it's facing the other way

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>>56032775
I forgot about those. That just makes that picture funnier

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>>56032558
>do a campaign where Chaos just shows up on the T'au homeworld's front doorstep

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Rolled 2, 5, 1, 3, 4, 1, 2, 4, 5, 2, 6, 3, 6, 6, 6, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 5 = 80 (25d6)

>>55778272
can I even roll that many dice on this board?

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I had a hilarious game today. Me with scions vs Dark Angels, 1500 points.
Tempestor prime, Inquisitor Greyfax, 30 scions, crassus armored assault transport, knight Acheron, stormhawk interceptor, vs Azreal, Asmodai, 5 deathwing knights, 6 aggresors, a redeptor, land raider crusader, and darkshroud speeder thing.
I got wiped but it was great. The crassus ran over a terminator, the tempestor prime killed Asmodai in close combat, the scions all got gimped, but the knight was the funniest thing and the center of the game.
Turn one I walked it up and blew up the darkshroud because it worried me, but that was a mistake. The knight took the entire army's shooting square in the face, easily a thousand points worth, rerolling misses from Azreal and getting +1 rend for ever wound roll of 6. It went from 27 wounds to 8 in that one phase. Then it walked over and engaged the redeptor dreadnought and was reduced to 4 wounds in overwatch. It smacked a couple more wounds off the redeptor but didn't finish it. The redeptor got to attack and it had to do 4 damage to the knight, but it only managed to do 2 wounds to my raucous cheering, so the knight killed it then made a charge against the last aggressor and Azreal, killing the former but died to the latter.
The stormhawk did nothing.

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>>54906569
I'm going to laugh at you for a long time.

The illumnati are completely immune to chaos.

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Had a game of footslogging SM vs Shooty AM. It did not go well but it was funny.
Iron Hands venerable dreadnought survived a deathstrike missile, 11 mortal wounds became 4 thanks to two 6+ saves, that was hilarious.
And it was after it had jumped 3" up to a balcony and punched a sentinel.

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I got squished in a AM+SM game vs Salamanders today. A thousand point Scion army with an extra thousand points of space marine characters, Greyfax, an eversor assassin, and a chimera against an actually coherent 2k army.
It was fun, especially the part where the crassus got blown up and I had to try to fit 30 scions out of the wreckage without losing more to model placement, while losing two librarians to the vehicle's explosions and killing two of his terminators and almost killing his captain.
Then the captain walked into a chainfist after wiffing all his relic blade attacks, then the two techmarines couldn't manage to take four wounds off a land raider.
But by god not all the scions got wasted



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