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>>57211113
forgot the pic

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>>56956299
>we get superpowered necromancer dominatrix girls!
What a bunch of dumb schlock.
What actually happens is every single of those girls is rounded up by the agencies from the childhood, brainwashed and used in order to make industrial conveyor lines powered by the dead.
And what I really mean is, they are scouted from birth, raised in a controlled environment (ranging anywhere from simple suggestions and shit like "corporate culture" to actor parents and MiB tailing their every move), drafted into the necessary positions and used as machines.
Because that what exceptionally talented people are good for - being drones.
Oh, don't worry, they are going to care for you. After all, who wants their main tool of trade (i.e. you) to be unhappy and go out of control?
Maybe they'll just satisfy your whims, or maybe they'll keep you permanently drugged and in the state of ecstasy - who knows?
If the only thing that is exceptional about you at is sucking dick, then your life is being basically decided from the beginning to be a supreme fellator.
If the only thing that is exceptional about you is necromancy, then you better believe you are going to waste away raising the dead for the profit of someone else.

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>>56167928

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>>55599284
>And I don't intend for it to do so in the future.
That is what this guy thought too, I unfortunately do not have the 2nd half of it to show you.

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>>54986218

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>>54964402
You're just jealous

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How has this not been posted yet

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>>54739942

Curses are no joke, anon.

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Behold the curses of inconvenience:
The weapon will insist on telling you about it's amazing legend that began in the 12th century whenever drawn, in the voice of Fran Drescher.
The weapon yells racial slurs at anything not <wielder race>.
The weapon will tell your most embarassing secret for everyone to hear when drawn.
The weapon needs 2 minutes of rubbing before it's sufficiently strong to attack.
The weapon has a 1/20 chance of some bullshit happening.
The weapon requires the player to make a particular stupid facial expression whenever they attack, or they miss.
The weapon glows, all the time.
The weapon instantly falls off any scabbard or knot.
The weapon requires that you cast your spell backwards.
The weapon requires that you resharpen it after every hit.
Your balls fall off.

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>>53917199
As always, Oglaf has the answer.

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>>50913949
>>50918652
>>50922379
tyg

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>>49641731
Each tooth gives a bonus to various skills such as improved hold breath and resistance to bludgeoning.

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>>49468871
straight men, anon. Having an ability doesn't mean you have to be interested in using it.

You might be the world's best cocksucker, but you'd never know.

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>>48991067
Oglaf has some great curses.

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>>48157657
>Not anatomically correct
>allows for more expression.

Or he could just study facial anatomy to learn the actual underlying mechanics of human expressions, then modify the anatomy of what he's drawing to allow for expressions without compromising overall quality.

As opposed to just drawing floating cartoon features.

and then realize you just spent months learning how to be a really really good furry artist.
... the beeessssst.....

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>>46308531
While the idea of receiving demonic power is appealing, I can't be 100% certain he wouldn't just fuck-off with the soul.

Then again it's not like he can go anywhere without me.

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>>43866529
You're in for a treat.

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>>43362577

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>>41589745
Only if you really don't want to be.

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>>41409568
>>41409576
>>41409594

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>>38766745
>gifted

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>>38591339
>>38591549
>this



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