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"Before we begin." I stand up, because this is important. "I would like to say that I had an idea that I want everyone to consider."

Everyone's eyes focus attentively on me. Suddenly, I feel nervous.

"Well-, It's about Asai. I was thinking, what if we split Asai in half again intentionally?"

Mom is about to say something, but I interrupt her.
"BUT! This time, we use that same power to bring him back together. Under our terms. He should return to being the being he was before Asai."

"That's really risky." Mom finishes her thought. "For one, there's no guarentee you'll even rip him in half in a way that won't make things worse. What if one of the halves is a complete psycho?"

Okay, that's a fair point.

"Still!" I continue, "I have a card that can do this. The Gemini card!"
"Oh, I didn't know you had that."

"Wow!" Julie gushes, "I don't get it."

"Great! So. Now that's out of the way. I want to hear what everyone has to say about Asai."

"If you're asking us what to do with him, your guess is as good as ours."

"No, no. I mean- What should his punishment be? Should we leave him locked in the card forever? Should we destroy him? Release him? Try to make him a better person? Every person at this table has had him affect their lives in some way or another. I felt it was only right to have you say what should be done with him."

"So, you're putting this off on us." The friendly monster is less than helpful right now.

"No! no no, not putting it off. I thought you would have insight as to what the proper punishment would be."

All of them sit and contemplate the meaning of that statement.
"Beats me."
"No idea."
"Bed without dinner."
"I still say destroy him."

Well, this was a better idea in my head than in practice.

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