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She reflexively squeezes your hand, and you swear you feel your bones grinding together briefly. "N-No!" Nepgear squawks, her back rigid. The ever-present flames surrounding her seem to waver, spiraling up before settling back down. "I'm fine! I'll be fine. This is fine."

Heh. Nepgear would be fucking abysmal at cards. You think for a moment. Empty reassurances aren't exactly your thing. Armok knows you've /tried/, back when you were getting to know Mojang, but for some reason, "it is inevitable" doesn't seem to lift anyone's spirits.

No, that wouldn't be the way to go. You decide to distract her, instead. It seems to work pretty well, and you have the goddess's full attention.

"Huh? Anything I'd like to ask you?" Nepgear murmurs, doing that distinctly anime-esque thing where she repeats something you just said for the benefit of an invisible audience. "Um, let's see..."

As she ponders this with a finger to her chin, you brace yourself for the oncoming barrage of hideously embarrassing questions, because you know damn well how this universe works.

You are not disappointed.

"How was I born?"

... what's worst about this is that Nepgear doesn't even sound /scandalized/ by that question- she's not even trying to drive you up a wall, or embarrass you, or watch you twitch. It's so innocently matter-of-fact that you briefly feel like a terrible person just for screaming internally, especially as she gazes down at you with those big damn guileless eyes of hers.

Shit. Uh-

>CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
[ ] [THE TRUTH, AS PLAIN AS DAY]
[ ] [POETIC EUPHEMISMS LIKE YOU'D TELL A KID]
[ ] [OUTRIGHT UNTRUTHFUL CUTESY SHIT]
[ ] [THIS IS A JOB FOR NEPTUNE, THE POOR SOD]
[ ] [WRITE-IN]



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