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>>74585204
>The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun is shining! What a beautiful morning! I feel like doing something good today! I know, I'll help out in the local soup kitch-
>*BOOM BOOM CRASH* WHY AREN'T YOU SOLVING THE ISRAEL CONFLICT, ENDING WORLD HUNGER, ENDING CORRUPTION IN SUPRANATIONAL INSTITUTIONS AND PROVING TO THE WORLD THAT EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF?

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>>74105851
>firearms/magic wand firearms
Regular firearms are on the rise around the world, but they've become commonplace only in a few places in the world, and even then they're handgonnes and/or arquebuses mostly. Magic wand firearms are not mass produced anywhere, but some wizard surely has come up with the idea.
>airships
Airships are used at least in one far-off archipelago by dwarfs.
>magitech
Magitech is a pretty loose term, but I guess the dwarven rune magic can sometimes come close, eg. in the above example of airships.
>non-evil necromancy
In my setting there are different kinds of necromancy, each treating the souls of the dead in a different manner; black (enslavement), grey (paid service), white (consenting aid) and red necromancy (non-interaction with the soul, desecrates corpses).
>snooty elves with super strong magic that they just keep to themselves
Elves don't share their ancestral magic because the non-fey can't use it, but can use it for the good of other races too.
>corrupt churces
Clergy can be corrupt, even a whole church, but is not so by default.
>gods aren't necessarily real
Gods are real in the setting, but it can be debated by mortals, and gods can die or cease to exist.
>shapeshifting dragons
A staple ability of many dragons and their main way to interact peacefully with humanoid races
>non-evil orcs and drow
My setting doesn't use FR race stereotypes, no race is bound to a specific set of morals.
>modern-day attitudes
These can't be avoided in part because of our own cultural surroundings, partially because my group doesn't enjoy constant racism, sexism and whatnot. It is a fantasy world, not our history.
>tieflings
I like the trope of tainted bloodlines.
>psionics
A rare thing on the material plane, but exists.
>adventurers' guilds
Not a real guild, rather a loose organization in my setting, mostly in frontier regions.
>banker dwarves
They have shitloads of valuables so why not. Others do it too though.

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Unless that blood is from innocents, you have committed no sin.

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>>56298196

this asshole just called us elves

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>>56289983
>The paladin keeps crashing through peasant huts to force rebellious children to eat their vegetables

>The paladin publically flogs teenagers who talk smack to their parents

>The paladin breaks and enters the rooms of pupils to help them with their math homework (the resemblance between the + and the crucifix inspired him to study mathematics in his free time)

>The paladin harasses little girls in the streets
>"WHY AREN'T YOU CRUSADING FOR THE GLORY OF CHRISTENDOM?"
>"Templar, I'm only six!"
>"YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD OR TOO YOUNG TO TAKE UP ARMS FOR THE LORD! DEUS VULT"

>The paladin volunteers at a local orphanage in his free time
>The children love him for his many fun activities, including but not limited to reading such beloved classics as "the little Hospitaller who could" or "How Saladin stole the Nativity Church", Gregorian chanting, jousting lessons and the ever controversial reverse-circumcision classes

>The paladin crashes through the bedroom ceilings of masturbating adolescents
>"HEY KID, BEATING YOUR MEAT FEELS NICE BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT FEELS EVEN BETTER? RESTORING JERUSALEM FOR THE MOTHER CHURCH"

>The paladin publically preaches about humility, the need to liberate the Levant from Saracen oppression and the importance of filing your tax reports on a yearly basis so you can use your savings to buy a sword and armor

>General opinion about the paladin is overwhelmingly positive, but everyone wishes he'd fix all the property damage he causes

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>>55778183
>Old Testement
>God slapping man's shit for their douchebaggery and imperfections
>New Testament
>God forgiving man's shit for thier douchebaggery and imperfections
I dunno man, the only the only douchebags I see are us

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>>55631793

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>>55481412
>Some planes could care less(primus, the hells, limbo, the void, the far realms, the abyss)
If you're justifying something based on whether or not it's allowed in hell, you're probably doing something wrong.

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>>55401843
>Cleric, but not the kind that fights
>Cleric, the shooty, zappy kind
>Cleric, but not the super stabby kind
>Any kind of front line martial you'd like, such as Cleric

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>>52271725
SEE? I TOLD YOU!
WE SHOULDN'T KILL THE KNIFE EARS, WE SHOULD CONVERT THEM AND FUCK THE KNIFE EAR OUT OF THEM. THEN WE INVADE ORCISH LANDS, CONVERT THE ORCS TO CATHOLOCISM AND FUCK THE ORC OUT OF THEM. THEN WE GO TO FEY LANDS, CONVERT THE FEY TO CATHOLOCISM AND FUCK THE FEY OUT OF THEM.

I'm fine with Centaur genocide though. Deuteronomy 27:21 and all that.

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>>52187632
My philosophy about "extremists" is that an inherrently evil ideology leads to evil extremists and an inherrently good ideology leads to good extremists. Extremism is just following an ideology to its logical extreme. For paladin this would mean EXTREME goodness.

You end up with a paladin who jumps through an open window during a family dinner, grabs both of the family's children by the backs of their heads, smashes their faces into their plates and forces them to eat their veggies.

You end up with a paladin who rushes into an understaffed orphanage to read stories to the poor and bored orphans ("...and then the noble knight slew all the goblin children and made a nice hat out of the goblin chieftain's skull. The end!").

You end up with a paladin who runs from one end to a busy square to another at full speed to smack a child up the head for backtalking to his mother.

You end up with a paladin who carries two live pigs and an entire basket full of vegetables into a kitchen, followed by horribly violent sounds and loud cries of "DEUS VULT", and leaves with enough food to feed the local poor for the night.

You end up with a paladin who smashes his head through a bedroom wall, glares down to a teenager who's about to masturbate, and tells him "DON'T".

You end up with a paladin who tears apart two quarreling lovers, stares both of them down and doesn't let either of them leave unless they've talked about how they really feel about whatever's causing the conflict.

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>>52037577
DID YOU JUST SAY "DEUS VULT"?
SOMEONE CALL THE POPE!

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>>51905741
>elves got to potatoes first
>used some fey shit to make them horrifically toxic to humans

or

>potatoes are an incredibly recent find
>the petty waring kingdoms have realized how much of a boon it is
>human expansionism is causing the other races to go full Deus Vult on these kingdoms

or

>thanks to there being literal 5 other highly evolved hominids, humanity has no where to explode its population into without igniting the massive powderkeg of war that mutual harmony is teetering on top of

or

>potatoes WOULD work if it weren't for the fact that evil wizards know how to blight whole crops with simple magic
>Irish potato famine keeps happening every time Grimdark of the Wallowwoods can't get his dick wet with a fair maiden from the local castle

It seems I've used fantasy to fix the potato problem. It seems that actual worldbuilding trumps believing that you can't work around things that are life changing in real life.

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>>51682014
Song of Pelinal

He's an inspiration.

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>>51473720
>Implying a paladin isn't loyal to God first, God second, God third and worldly authority fourth

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>>51414990
>Not!God is good guy
>Not!Church that worships him is LE
So there are going to be fanatics who really care about this objectively good God in this church, right? Explain why one of them hasn't gone berserk and purged the entire church leadership.

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>>51217186
How about firewood?

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>>51096904
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Newtonian_Motion_Defiance
IT'S PURGING TIME.

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>>51098354
Paladin UN and jojokes vs magitek Richard Dawkins and friends.

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Gentlemen, I'm having a crisis of faith here!
Is it okay to have sex with the Saracen queen if she converts to Catholocism beforehand?

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>>50804761
DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THEY ADOPTED A HALF-CURSED CHILD READY TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO DEUS VULT LIKE A TRUE CRUSADER, PURIFYING HIS MONGREL SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY, THEREBY GRANTING OUR LORD YET ANOTHER LOYAL AND PURE SOLDIER TO FIGHT THE BLASTED ABOMINATIONS IN THAT DARK PIT IN THE COMING WAR?

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>>50730193
>Implying I'm talking about Chaos
>Implying I don't purge and burn all day errey day when serving Him on Terra
There's a difference between demons and deamons anon

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I HEARD THERE WAS A CRUSADE AND CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

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>>50544192



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