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>> No.78030909

>not being an Elder God and Conceptual Jumper while also visiting Comfy and Slice of Life settings to relax and have fun

>> No.78030920

The net happiness people experience balances out to an equilibrium, always swinging between boredom and misery.

>> No.78030924

Either Evolving Skills, Blessed By A God, Recorded God, or Maxed Stat should be what you’re looking for.

>> No.78030925

>not doing both
literally jumping incorrectly

>> No.78030937

Schopenhauer pls go and pay the medical bills for that woman you crippled. And stop sucking off the pajeets too.

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78020848 No.78020848 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

It’s time to serve your Emperor.
>d10 for regiment classification

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>> No.78023456

> Adherent: Hold fast to the Creed and His will.
d100 for special equipment

>> No.78024568

Rolled 25 (1d100)


>> No.78024683

>Specialized Lasgun Pattern
A custom toy just for us

>> No.78024685

>Specialized lasgun pattern

D100 for regimental creed

>> No.78024830

Rolled 42 (1d100)


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78020798 No.78020798 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>"you know what? I need rare ores more than money, find some in that dangerous dungeon and I will make full gears for your party"

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>> No.78021263
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>"But what if the skeleton consents?" interjects the saint.

>> No.78021270

Do not lay a hand upon me, for my brothers and sisters have followed me into the city as well. We plan on compensating the adventurer with good ore and treasures in return for our saint's bones, most especially his skull and claw.

>> No.78021294

Just any "rare ores", old man? Anything more you want to tell us?

>> No.78021443

Gold is a rare ore. Shut up, make me a sword, and I will give you money.

>> No.78021567
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Our saint speaks! Forgive me for letting your holiness be taken from our place of worship, we should've been more vigilant when we were guarding your resting place.

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78020783 No.78020783 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Why haven’t you embraced age of Sigmar yet?

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>> No.78045532

Because, while I admit I never played a proper game of WHFB, my interest in the lore and world was rooted in the Old World.
I hate that it was killed for the sole reason of doing something new and different and totally-not-Magic tier realmshit. I hate that they made Ground Marines. I hate that they out and out eradicated the Brettonians and the Tomb Kings, even though I know neither of those two factions saw much sale. I hate that they got rid of Slaanesh in a blatant attempt to make it so parents wouldn't screech about tits, then decided that they would bring him back later. I hate that it took them something like 5 years to getting around to making new Chaos Warriors - if Chaos even matters then it should have been the second thing made after Grund Mareens.
In my opinion the entire thing was an abortion that failed to die like it should've, and now lives on with the scars from the coat hangar while aping its dead father.

>> No.78046222

His model is. 1e lore had that unit specificly be a distorted daemon form of Kroq Gar. 2e went back with the whole order daemon lore, so it's probably not the case any more, but the model is still the same.

>> No.78046273

>everyone you see has some small feature from whoever killed you last
Good way to turn into a paranoid shizo.

>> No.78046275

What's with all the terrible wojack and frog threads?

>> No.78048523


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78020719 No.78020719 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>you can buy a set of five six-sided dice for $1
>a seven-die set can cost $10 or more
Are games that use pools of d6 more democratic?

>> No.78020765

You can use a random number generator for free

>> No.78020766

>tfw you want to play narrative systems and it's bullshit proprietary dice

>> No.78020792

No, they’re more economical.

>> No.78021903
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Yeah that's a better term, because democratic implies some class dynamic that shitheads used to push their agenda.

That being said most system that solely uses d6 are also free... or Japanese...

>> No.78024076

Buy a $1 knife and carve unlimited dice sets out of wood.

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78020635 No.78020635 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]


>OFFICIAL Commander website, where you can learn the rules, see the current banlist, and read the format philosophy, laid down by the rules committee:

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.

>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.


>How do I proxy cards?

>Thread Question
Tell us about your LGS. Do you ever play there?

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>> No.78024081

why you so triggered, nigga? HRT making you moody again?

>> No.78024091

3a 3b and 3f seem to be entirely ignored here, and if you weren't a tranny shill invading on company dime you'd know that.

>> No.78024129

Not that it matters since none of the posts are breaking the rules anyway, since they're all on topic, and not even racist.

>> No.78024139

White flag accepted.

If you had an IQ over 70 you would know that claiming the rules aren't enforced is admitting you're breaking them. Thanks for contradicting your cowardly friend.

LOL, why don't you retards get your stories straight?

>> No.78024265

oh i get it you're just an anon seeing if you can bait people into getting this autosaging thread up to like, 500 posts or some shit to use as an example against the people you think are making threads too early. well memed, sir, we might still make it there yet. post milker edits of cards instead if you want to get a bunch of posts in here, though

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78020524 No.78020524 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>I know it’s not popular but Tau should have leaned more into more into have xeno auxiliaries the robots suck!
>I still won’t buy them
>I buy primaris models but the lore sucks
>age of Sigmar is shit 40k is better than ever
>black library sucks
>alfabusa ruined the online community

Why are opinions here repeated so much?

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>> No.78020595

I do want to see more of the Tau auxilaries, but I also want them to double down on the robots.

>> No.78020597

GW needs to you keep buying product

>> No.78020638

This has been the norm for /tg/ for the last five years. Welcome to the homogenized internet.

>> No.78020639

This is what happens when you get an echo chamber of people who really think they're hot memers, but who's idea of a meme spreading is through spam exclusively.

>> No.78020641

The Tau auxiliaries thing is repeated so much. GW only doubles down on robots since it’s what Tau players wanted.

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>> No.78020809
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Ultramarines are incredibly over-represented in a faction that is already over-represented. Of course we're tired of them.

>> No.78021020

Is your stance is that UMs should be allowed to dominate all media because if other chapters had more of the spotlight it would somehow be equally bad?
Because that really doesn't make much sense.
The whole point of having loads of chapters is the diversity of it.
There's no good reason why werewolf viking space marines needed to exist or any other bizarre permutation of what a standard astartes force should be.
But it's the most popular faction and it makes sense to let people choose their flavor.

There's literally 1000 chapters and most media focuses on the 1.
1, which I might remind you, is no bigger than any other of the 999 chapters.

>> No.78021851

>protagonist get more spotlight than others

>> No.78023433


>Ultramarines are "protagonists"

u wot m8

>> No.78024237

>t. Clueless retard

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78020252 No.78020252 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Why worry about what alignment your character is? Why not just create a character, and then let your DM decide what alignment you are, and continue to play the same way regardless?

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>> No.78036938

How can you roleplay your character without knowing their alignment? That's like making decisions without having the DM rolling your int to see if your character would do that. It's basically cheating.

>> No.78038458
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if you are not going to play the alignment game why the fuck are you playing the game at all? why would you bother with D&D if you hate it so much?

>> No.78038699

Based. I keked.

>> No.78039021

Why are these threads still made
no one uses alignments
No on ever used alignments.
This is all just made up stories to make others mad

>> No.78039080

Law and chaos axis is more straightforward than good and evil axis.

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78020245 No.78020245 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to TSR-era D&D, derived systems, and compatible content.

Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons as played in the game's first decade - less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching meta-plots and a greater emphasis on player agency.

If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about. We'll be happy to help you get started on this playstyle.

>Previous Thread

>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:

>Need a starter dungeon? Here's a curated collection:

>Being called a FOE (False OSR Enthusiast)?
Report, hide, and ignore. Don't give those people (You)s - but likewise be mindful of whether you deserve it or not.

>Thread Question
Is the Rules Cyclopedia the best way to play Basic for someone who's never played before?

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>> No.78057586

>The Floundering Cog
He did indeed! PDF related.

>> No.78057669

It is arty farty bullshit. PStu is a wildly overrated OSR creator. The Void Phoenix is the height of pretension. He’s a decent writer but gaming material is not in his wheelhouse.

>> No.78057677

Is there a procedure for chasing the party back through the dungeon with a big ass monster? Or even the dungeon is collapsing kinda way, I'm not picky, though my limited mechanical experience is getting the best of me.

>> No.78057758

New Thread!

>> No.78059408
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>He lurks osrg?
/his/, he made a fairly successful youtube series https://youtu.be/9EOzr15h8S8?list=PLp5VE4P1YBhc05cDqiOazzTTu1WSh8MHg
I mainly want the more out-there elements from corum, stuff like the complete genocide in the first few pages, the weird conspiring wizard without overt magic so much as a collection of weird bullshit. but most of all I want the writing style, short, punchy books with a solid plot and characterization. I hate the fluff of modern fantasy

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78020208 No.78020208 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

What board games should everyone have in their collection?

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>> No.78023697

>its shitposting in real life, and why would you fucking do that?
why would you do it anywhere?
why would you come to 4chan?

>> No.78023927


It's a game that doesn't have a lot of replay value. Best you play it sparingly before moving on to a party game that's got more replay value.

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Had lots of fun with this one, shame it's collecting dust now.

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>> No.78024691

A deck of playing cards. Compact, and everybody knows at least one game you can play.

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78020126 No.78020126 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

In class oriented games, each class is heavily tied to one of the standard 6 attributes, strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, and charisma with a minor focus on a couple others depending on the role you want to play. However, normally, the Divine classes such as Priest or Cleric are the ones that rely on Wisdom as their main attribute.
In a setting without a Divine presence or origin, what class takes over the mantle of “the Wisdom class”? Do you just split that typical Magic user class between the mental attributes? If so, what are the classes and what exactly differentiates them?

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>> No.78032178

What a boring fucking faggot you are. How much did you pay for your copy of Chainmail?

>> No.78032190

You either never interacted with an engineer in your life, or you are one.

>> No.78032460

Do not lump OSR with that kind of faggotry. The most hardcore of us use Fighting Man, Cleric, and Magic-User.

>> No.78034802

Reddit hates them because they say Western atheists are dumb unwashed plebs and science is Christian.

>> No.78035951

>In class oriented games
If you want to say D&D, just say D&D.

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78019976 No.78019976 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

True Hopelessness Edition

Tell us about your horror settings, games, etc. Share inspirational art, prompts, etc.

>List of games:
Call of Cthulhu, Chill, Cold and Dark, Degenesis, Delta Green, Don't Rest Your Head, Dread, Esoterrorists/Fear Itself+Book of Unremitting Horror, Fall of Delta Green, GORE, Into The Shadows, KULT, Little Fears, Mothership RPG, Nemesis (free on Arc Dream's website), Nights Black Agents, Silent Legions (Mostly for the tables), Stalker: The SciFi RPG, Symbaroum, Ten Candles, Trail of Cthulhu, Unisystem (All Flesh Must Be Eaten, Witchcraft, Conspiracy X, etc.), Unknown Armies

>Inspirational stuff:
Caitlin R Kiernan, Castlevania, Doomwatch, Fear & Hunger, George Romero, Ghostwatch, House of Leaves, I Am In Eskew, John Carpenter, Kolchak the Nightstalker, Laird Barron, M.R. James, Nick Cutter, Old Gods of Appalachia, Quatermass, Ramsey Campbell, Remedy Series (Alan Wake, Control), SCP Foundation, Scarfolk Council, Shaun Hutson, Silent Hill, Stand Still Stay Silent, The Evil Dead, The Magnus Archives, The Secret World, The Stone Tapes, Thomas Ligotti, Twin Peaks, Vault of Evil forums, toomuchhorrorfiction

Questions for the Thread:
>How hopeless do you like your games, if at all?
>What's the 'right' way to present inescapable hopelessness in a game?
>Is there a point where something can be *too* bleak?

Questions for Horrorverse refugees:
>What is your favorite bleak setting?
>What do you think is the most hopeless setting you've ever seen?

Previous Thread:

Please try to keep arguing to a minimum. Don't respond to bait/drama posts.
And as usual, try and keep it alive, or at least undead.

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>> No.78120103
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Can we get links?

Nobody says it wasn't an extremely harrowing or difficult experience.
I hope you finished it at least so you could get something out of it.
Pic related is what broke me and shit like that, and moments like that are why I still defend Crossed even though I completely understand everyone who hates it.

It takes really good writing to make something that hurts as much as the original Crossed miniseries does. Moments like this or the black guy saying "I don't want to live anymore" and you listen to what he says and it all makes total sense having followed this character and what he's been through... but it's not just there to be bleak or to kill him off.
Or Thomas' sacrifice... or many of the other genuinely amazing moments from the miniseries.

This is why I say it's what the Walking Dead wishes it was. It has the balls to go there and in the original series (but not much else) it has in places the writing to back it up.
If you're reading anything else you have nobody but yourself to blame. It's basically all we've said since the start.

it also serves a purpose that none of you seem to notice which is... it makes pointless edge in other comics more obvious and despicable.
Violence/gore excess in other comics becomes less palatable and clearer when something is just trying to be shocking and failing at it. Think of Gordon Jr's victim in The Black Mirror, or the two little girls that get beheaded in the prison in Walking Dead.
I see it and I think "they're trying to be Crossed". If you hate edge you have to value that.

>There's nothing mentally fragile about hating Crossed. It's one of the worst comics ever written by one of the most overrated and least talented comic writers in the industry.
That's Crossed:Psychopath which nobody with a brain defends.
There is far, far worse than Crossed in the industry.

There's also a spectrum of quality in Crossed works from worth it to irredeemable.

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I hope you're reading the miniseries or Wish You were Here. There's a list of "Where to start" with crossed on the subreddit I might post here for the curious. Not all of it's good, but it's a decent list of stuff worth tango-ing with.

Pic related is another absolutely brilliant moment and I love the chick who ends up with the short stick. It's something I'm considering stealing for an eventual apocalyptic survival game I'd like to run.

It's also rare in that unlike a lot of similar stories, every major member of the group has some level of use, and even the douchebag characters get a fully fleshed out personality. There's also rare moments of beauty in there when they manage to get away, stuff like the arctic wolves later in the winter chapter. Even one off dick characters like Brett, there's a reason they stick with the group or are allowed to.

I do consider the original miniseries-arc a... remarkably humanist work despite its reputation. A big focus on the series is people and their value, even if it's understated. The party feels every depth and nobody who sticks around is entirely useless. The characters feel each death or loss and grieve when they have time to grieve. They never relish in killing anyone they don't have to, which is why when the Brett thing happens it's a big deal and forces the MC to stop and think.

Fuck, Crossed Dead Or Alive, which was written by Ellis himself is literally about a piece of shit "survival at all costs" edgelord type who tries to screw over the survivors he's with "out of survival" and suffers greatly for it.

In any nihilistic goreporn edgelord story that story probably wouldn't end that way, or have that moral.

I ran something semi-similar once in a dead island type setting with friends during a game of Ten Candles. The prompt for the Threat I got was "They eat each other".
The players managed to save a family by setting them on a boat before the final scene though, so that was good.

>> No.78120414

New thread. Move on when ready.

>> No.78120861

And it's ruined because they have to have one carrying a severed penis because HURR HURR EDGEE NOTZAMBIEZ "oi m8 im a gr8 wroiter ye offened yet m8? >:3"

Fuck Ennis so hard.

>> No.78120928

I'm the guy you responded to, I'm just following the chronological reading list and going through everything. Again I don't have any excuses for enjoying pointless miserable stories, even if it is sometimes frustrating when genuinely sympathetic characters get killed (and some of it so absurd in its grimderpness its even comical). I even liked Psychopath and I think crazy Amanda is a fun character. Some shit in Badlands is legitimately atrocious though, terrible art and story line, literally how the fuck these guys even managed to get published (boat captain arc and one where the art looked like wikihow instructions).

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78019690 No.78019690 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>the fleshmolder is protected by the nobles because he works for them as a magical plastic surgeon

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>the fleshmolder is protected by the nobles because they all have hideous genetic deformities from being inbred

>> No.78019846

>believing the ill conceived reports of jealous gossips

>> No.78020116

I dunno man, seems kinda unnatural for the Queen of England to have taken an absolute nosedive in appearance like she did.

>> No.78021272

>their fleshmolder LOOKS LIKE THAT
How good can he be, really.

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78019664 No.78019664 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

What created the races in your setting, or what myths elude to it? Surely they didn't evolve from fantasy monkeys, right?

In mine:

>Extradimensional alien crashlanded in a ship thousands of years ago
>The ship is impossibly, incomprehensibly powerful, but the being is trapped inside
>Decided to create a bunch of fucking retards to help him get out, but no matter what he created they couldn't free him
>Throughout hundreds of generations they spread into the overworld and forgot about him, becoming the mortal races
>Now that they've advanced, the original being, still trapped within the ship deep under the earth, is luring them back to break it free
>This has created a huge escalation in conflict as the region is now subconsciously desired by every faction
>Also kickstarted several asymmetrical wars with the tribals who never left the region like their ancestors

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>> No.78131457

What factors determine what Ouroboros' mortal incarnation is like? Has anyone ever tried to keep these incarnations ignorant and delay the death and rebirth of the universe? Are races like humans and Orcs constant throughout the cycles?

>> No.78134348

Bumpfag, please, just fuck off. Your inane questions and lack of any contribution aren't wanted.

>> No.78134762

That's it, life was a cosmic mistake? What happens to the soul after death then?

>> No.78135046

Jesus fucking Christ, look at how blatant all these bumpfag posts are, and people fell for them. Now all he's going to do is still shit for his YouTube channel.

>> No.78136723

I miss the days when 4chan wasn't mainstream. Nowadays we've got tourists, phoneposters, and youtube screengrabbers.

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78019519 No.78019519 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Wizard schools


Wizard schools are like industrialization and mass production
>We can just teach a fuck ton of kids without any personal lessons
>quantity over quality
>Is probably a corporation or government funded
>Only have one process for success

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>> No.78042607

You know what’s kinda funny?
Rothfuss himself noted that NOBODY should ever have romantic views like his main character when a fan told him that she “wanted to have a romance like his”, because his views on romance were incredibly myopic and self-serving and rarely if ever took into account the reality of the situation or the other person’s circumstances.

A big reoccurring theme of the stories is the numerous ways that he was being a huge hypocrite on many subjects, which is probably why at the end of the stories he’s a sad man who failed at life.

>> No.78042609

Anything that brings fantasy closer to industrialisation or 'real world' borefests makes fantasy suck shit.

>> No.78043187
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huh, the setting with the best magic system I've ever seen does the apprentice route (pic).

although the genre's groundbreaking work (Earthsea) features a school without any of the problems you mention. and also has one of the best ever magic systems.

>> No.78044431

I think it's more that a wizard university will churn out knowledgeable and well-rounded spellcasters who have some in-depth knowledge of their particular field of focus. A wizard apprentice in comparison will have a an incredibly deep pool of knowledge regarding magic, but an equally narrow focus as well. However, it wouldn't be uncommon for university wizards to heavily specialize and take on apprentices, nor would it be uncommon for an apprenticed wizard to attend an university to broaden his knowledge.

>> No.78044589

Watch Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell

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78019518 No.78019518 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Be in highschool
>Teacher notices I'm lurking /tg/ and asks if I wanna join dnd club
>Asks if I have any experience with Pathfinder
>"H-heh of course! I've even GM'd a few games!"
>Have actually played 1 entire session before this
>"Cool, see you friday anon, we needed a second GM!"
>Study harder than I ever did for school
>Three random cool dudes, Gunslinger/Sorcerer/Cleric
>FemAutist, hero of our story, tiefling but looked human outside of horns and bright yellow eyes, bard, self titled 'Enchantress'
>Quest to hunt a large wolf-like creature that have been devouring livestock
>Head into stereotypical misty woods and start looking
>FemAutist says they must find the den
>FemAutist:"Its where the Alpha would be."
>Horror movie mode activates, loud growls, a figure moving in the darkness
>Narrate a massive beast of muscle and claw, fangs and fur standing in the moonlight
>FemAutist:"Is it male or female?"
>Me:"Uh... its male?"
>Weird but whatever, fight begins
>Decently one sided, nobody remembered to bring silver
>Gunslinger and sorcerer get a cool plan, throw a jar of gunpowder at it and set it off with spark
>Deafens the wolf and gives them a few turns to run
>FemAnon stops, and tells the others to keep going and she'll hold it here
>Party is confused, but would rather not stop to discuss this, wish her luck
>Werewolf smashes through the bushes, she gets her readied action
>"I cast unnatural lust"
>You fucking what?
>Werewolf fails
>"I put myself as the target of its lust"
>"I get down on my back and await him"
>Meanwhile, the other group is about 10 feet away at another table
>Desperately look back at the spell
>Realize she never fucking read the actual effect
>"The lycan curiously approaching and plants a few licks on your face"
>"I laugh, and kiss its muzzle, petting its head"
>Hold back vomit
>"End your turn?"
>1 round has transpired, the spell ends
>Pic related

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>> No.78060290

confirmed, drow are pokemon

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>Playing Vampire The Requiem online with a bunch of people I've never met before.
>We're all in Elysium talking and introducing ourselves.
>One of the other people there is new too.
>Her character has a female name, presents female, her player is female.
>I refer to her as a 'she'.
>All holy hell breaks loose, I guess her pronoun was 'they'.
>She starts screaming at me in character - and I think a little bit out of character too.
>She then attacks me with a knife.
>The fight is broken up by the sheriff who's standing right in the room.
>She starts screaming at the sheriff and cussing him out.
>He stakes her and says he'll deal with her later.
>She starts screaming at him out of character now.
>He boots her from the game. Sheriff leaves the character's body out for the sun to burn up.
>A few hours later, one of the players reveals that she's screaming lady's roommate.
>Screaming lady spends the next few hours screaming IRL and trashing their apartment.
>Her roommate gives us live updates the entire time.

>> No.78060708

>not a mental illness

>> No.78062031

>Last I heard he died of a drugs overdose a few months back
At least one thing he did right.
I hope he joins the river of aborted babies, because he should have been aborted.

>> No.78063018

What were some of these updates anon?

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78019485 No.78019485 [Reply] [Last 50] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Have you ever felt that someone doesn't 'get' Warhammer 40k?

The Imperium are not "based", Chaos is not "fun", Tau are not "the good guys", Tyranids are not "cute", Necrons are not "cool"

Virtually every faction in 40k represents some horrible 'bad ending' for humanity, be it decay into a system of every negative political ideology combined, unstoppable alien invasion, invincible robot AI skeletons or the literal forces of hell

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>> No.78043462

>fungal tiddies

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>Tree fiddies, if you will...

>> No.78043894

>second post, best post

>> No.78046721

>scenarios from they still satirized real world political issues in addition to historical events and popular media
1st learn what satire means, also include parody with that.
2nd rick priestly, the guy who single handedly made 40k has said explicitly that it isnt satire but a kitchen sink setting of based on his archeological degree, 2000AD and medieval europe with warhammer fantasy battle miniatures.
> The setting is what you make it so what's it matter if some past writers had their own commentary to motivate their work.
not a single BL writer has made satire but if they did please give examples and what real world event it is satirizing.

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78019414 No.78019414 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Why do gritty and realistic games and OSR get such a bad rap on /tg/?

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>> No.78020051

Personally, I find OSR is mostly a cargo cult. They are copying features from old editions and trying to recapture a feel. Problem is they don't understand those features and the design.

All the interesting games that go for that gritty, underdog feel have their own systems.

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They're fine. It's that nobody likes you faggot.

>> No.78020148

Link for pic related?

>> No.78020162

I think OSR is fine, my problem lies with OSRfags who won't shut the fuck up about how good it is and how everything else is """inferior"""

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No more Shark threads.

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