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>>41949808
Australians. The players are going way down under, right?

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>>41917769
> pre-LotR

> Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
> released December 2001

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
released *November* 2001

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So /tg/ for a less than serious game I'm going to be participating in, just for fun I wanted to make a primary trait of one of my guys a love of terrible puns/dad humor.

So tell me the most terrible puns you've heard! Lewd is okay though I'm looking more specifically for the silly, whimsical, stupid etc.
Also, I've already got more than enough "anti-jokes", so don't post those please

What do you call a bunch of $1 bills in a blender? A Singles mixer!

What did the octogenarian pirate say on his birthday? I'm eighty. (say it in a pirate accent)

What sound do custodial fireworks make? broom!

When is a door not a door? when it's ajar

How many tickles does a squid have? ten tickles

I once dated a tennis player, but she broke my heart. It was like love meant nothing to her.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A duck walks into a bar. He quacked his head open.

Some gold walks into a bar. The bartender yells at it "AY! YOU! Get out!"

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>>41838170
>dont you dare
Buck would definitely Dare, alright

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>>41666005
If commanded by a Dark Jedi, does it become a Joruus Sabaoth?

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>>41268716
Really? I heard the taste varies from person to person

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>>41220823
I guess you were a sucker for thinking that would happen!

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>>41147939
If you put him in a mecha, does he become Amooro Ray?

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>>41115657
I like how you're looking at things from a different angle.

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>>40818458
>hipster dwarfs
They're so underground.

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>>39944853
No, that was Wrath of the Lich King.

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>>39837419
>Kira and Rey
So is she the Heero of the story?

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>>39794902
But Alphabet soup has all of your vitamin needs.
A B C D E...

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>>39745167
What meme?

Dragons are hot, bro.

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>>39667654
>The type of setting Mario is, means that really going into inter-species breeding is not really appropriate
>This needed to be stated.

No need to call Mario.
This shit is going down the drain.

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>>39537358
I thought it was "Don't talk about lightclubs."

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>>39378806
I guess you could say he wasn't very sharp.

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>>39194610
That must get agravaine-ting after a while.

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>>38891008
You have a Pun-ishment Box?

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>>38814263
Man, if that first name was a little more Japanese, your Star Wars name would effectively have been Black Sabacc.

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>>38724247
>jagged alliance style game
Jag works for the Empire, not the Alliance.

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>>38689092
So you could say his build was Platonic solid?



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