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I'm looking for some help picking out a gift for a gynecologist. I was paired up with a gynecologist friend of mine for secret santa. He lives in a different city now as he's in school so I don't know him as well as I used to.

The most I can spend is about $100. Any help would be appreciated. pls no ban

>> No.9326899

>>9326890
buy a nice rope and kill yourself

>> No.9326906

>>9326899
What type of rope would you recommend?

>> No.9326920

Gynecologists love bulb syringes. Get him some of those.

>> No.9326930

>>9326920
I dunno, friend. They come with complications:
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S002234768880338X

>> No.9326935

Nice, science and math. My favorite!

>> No.9327007

>>9326930
Gynecologists also like colonies of bacteria. I don't see the problem.

>> No.9327075

>>9326890
Buy him some remote controlled fart noise box so he can use it at work or gloves made of sandpaper

>> No.9327114

A fleshlight?

>> No.9327348

>>9327075
Op here. Remote controlled fart noise box is an inspired idea, especially if it comes with mounts for under the obstetrics chair. Now, if I could find one that releases a small puff of trimethylamine with every simulated flatus....

>> No.9327355

>>9327007
Good point. They're also cheap and gaudy. I'll buy a few, ejaculate into them, rub them on my asshole, then tie them to the wrapping paper with brightly coloured ribbons.

>> No.9328044

>>9326890
Chastity belt, with plugs? Should be quite disturbing. Can pic be posted here?