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Why is it that after I pee and pull my pants up some urine always comes out of my weiner without me noticing and makes my undies wet?

>> No.8015616

>>8015614
Osmosis

>> No.8015623

Shitty genes.

>> No.8015634

>>8015616
>>8015623
explain

>> No.8015637

you just squeeze the straw when you cram it back in yo pants and a few drops gets pushed out. its normal

>> No.8015647

>>8015637
but it even happens if I stand there squeezing and shaking for like 5 minutes straight.

>> No.8015651

>>8015647
you're a lying slimy fuck. you know you just cram it back in before you even finish and go back to your videogames

>> No.8015654

>>8015651
no no I swear I shake it like a madman but it still keeps happening

>> No.8015656

>>8015654
try shaking it like a pepperoni pizza

>> No.8015661

>>8015656
This just makes it worse anon, because you are flicking the pee drops all over your shirt and pants

>> No.8015662

Don't shake it, grab your peepee at the bottom then squeeze the pee out.

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8015664

Pissing without making your undies wet /sci/ TUTORIAL:

1: Piss
2: After that place your Hand gently under your balls beween your legs
3: Press upwards towards your stomach, repeat a few times, there goes the drops that would otherwise go into your pants
4: Wipe the rest of the piss from your Wiener
5: Pull up pants

Thank me later

>> No.8015682

>>8015664
I've been doing that for years. Funny others do it

>> No.8015689

>Sage

>Report

>Hide

>> No.8015693

>>8015664
Wow it actually works, thanks!

>> No.8015704

>>8015664
>>2: After that place your Hand gently under your balls beween your legs
>3: Press upwards towards your stomach, repeat a few times, there goes the drops that would otherwise go into your pants

I piss in the sink and I do this.

>> No.8015710

>>8015664
That's fucking disgusting

You're the reason I hate public restrooms

>> No.8015712

>>8015710
But it's more hygienic since you're not dripping all over the floor and your pants.

>> No.8015717

>>8015712
pee is sterile

>> No.8015720

>>8015717
so then why are you saying it's disgusting...?

>> No.8015724

>>8015720
im not the guy you were responding to

>> No.8015727

>>8015664
Cool fact: if you fap and press down really hard on the same place right before you finish, you shoot your boyjuice into your bladder and there's nothing to clean up.

>> No.8015736

>>8015614
It's called "drip dick" and it's a curse. I get it bad.

>> No.8015739

>>8015727
that sounds dangerous!