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Still no launch, only about an hour of launch window left, countdowns constantly being aborted for wind/birds/boats/skeletons.

Still waiting for the impending two outcomes: Launch and crash, or launch window expires.

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>>6922777

>> No.6922787

Why new thread really, is front page really that important?

>> No.6922789

>trips

>> No.6922791 [DELETED] 

If I get dubs, that boat is officially a faggot.

>> No.6922792

THIS BETTER FUCKING BE IT NASA

Also someone kill that fucking boat guy

>> No.6922793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9t1qKxT5k

Thread music
Shitstep

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>>6922777
LAUNCH CONFIRMED

QUADS OF 7

>> No.6922797

>>6922777

How Nasa clears valve anomalies:

Open and close it 5 times

>> No.6922801

>Complaining about a two hour hold.

Do you niggers even remember the Shuttle missions?
Rain? Whelp. cya in two months. Even though thats winter. Hmph now its too cold. Better push it back...

>> No.6922803

rockerino launcherino

>> No.6922808

rawket lawnchair

>> No.6922809 [DELETED] 

if dubs, the rocket veers off track and kills 131 onlookers

>> No.6922813
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>You will never look back one day and see the earth receding back and blend in with the other stars.

>> No.6922815

>>6922809
Not funny dude

>> No.6922816 [DELETED] 

Dubs and NASA's funding triples after the next successful launch.

>> No.6922821 [DELETED] 

>>6922809
if dubs space 50kg of space junk falls out of orbit and lands on you tomorrow

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>>6922813

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>>6922815

>people getting offended on 4chan

>> No.6922824 [DELETED] 

>>6922816
Dubs and aliens abduct rocket

>> No.6922826

>>6922809

literally impossible

Everybody is nearby is in shelters and by the time it would get a chance to go out of control into the closest settlement it would be scuttled.

>> No.6922828

>Elmo learns all about being patient on Sesame Street. Elmo has no trouble waiting until @NASA is ready! #Orion

Lold

>> No.6922831

>>6922809
not funny. i've got friends out there.

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>>6922824

>> No.6922835

Stop making new threads idiot

>> No.6922837

>secretly wish it's delayed until tomorrow for my birthday

>> No.6922838

>>6922832
ayy lmao!!!

>> No.6922840

I swear to Christ if they have a failed launch attempt...

>> No.6922844

I predict this rocket explodes shortly after launch

>> No.6922846

What's with the steam coming off the rockets? It's like a giant ice cream cone.

>> No.6922848

Here, have something to read while NASA holds its big rocket.

http://blogs.nasa.gov/orion/

>> No.6922851

>>6922835
>not wanting ease of navigation and making it easier for new users to join the thread by making sure a thread stays on the front page


Jesus christ /sci/. Your ability to keep a good game thread going sucks.

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>inb4 launch fails again because PETA would complain about the rocket roasting gulls

>> No.6922854

>>6922832
>>6922838
I want to share something.

I was horribly afraid of aliens abducting me - I know they don't exist but it was an irrational fear.

AYY LMAO!!!! helped me be less afraid

>> No.6922856 [DELETED] 

if dubs, god exist.

>> No.6922857

>>6922831
>>6922826
>>6922821
>>6922815

if this post's numbers add up to 36 Elon Musk comes out of nowhere and crashes a Model S into the rocket 5 seconds before it's scheduled to launch

>> No.6922858

>>6922854
ayy

>> No.6922859

>>6922837
>it blows up on your birthday
>from now on people will only remember that day as the day nasa got cancelled

>> No.6922863

>>6922854
Same here actually.

Thank you based Ayy Lmao.

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ayy elmo

>> No.6922870

now I just want to play KSP

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>BREAKING NEWS: American Feminists cancel launch because Orion is apparently sexist

>> No.6922873

>>6922851
I'm not even /sci/ but /sci/ is one of the slowest boards.New users can use the catalog. ever heard of catalog?

>> No.6922874

>>6922854
>I know they don't exist

do you?

ayyyyyyyy

>> No.6922876 [DELETED] 

dubs aliens arent real

>> No.6922881

>>6922873
Ever heard of not being a total faggot and just being okay with a thread being on the front page?

>> No.6922883

>>6922874
I mean in the form we're assuming they are in.

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>>6922873
/sci/ isnt the only board with orion threads...

>> No.6922885

>>6922857
>39
so close

>> No.6922886

I kinda hope it fails, so they rethink giving lockheed and boeing trillions of dollars.

>> No.6922892 [DELETED] 

if dubs god is beyond existence and non existence

>> No.6922895

How do they land on Mars? You have no atmosphere so parachutes don't work.

>> No.6922896

>>6922871
No shit mate, the rocket is named after a male constellation.

>> No.6922897

>>6922886
To be fair, Lockheed and Boeing come up with some really cool shit.


Speaking of which,

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-us-army-has-a-new-laser-cannon-and-it-works-wi/1100-6422188/

>> No.6922899

>>6922886
Why would they? It's all just business to them. Barely anyone important cares about NASA's progress.

>> No.6922901

>>6922895
Girl, look at that bait, it's just so... BIG.

>> No.6922902

>>6922895
>Mars
>No atmosphere
...

>> No.6922904

>>6922895
wat

a-anon, you might want to google that.

>> No.6922905

I kind of hope it kills all of the USA enemies so they rethink giving the military hundreds of billions of dollars

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Lets all color in this coloring book page while we wait.

>> No.6922914

BOOP

>> No.6922917

How long until the private sector passes NASA as the best American space explorers? There's a ton of money to be made mining space rocks.

>> No.6922918

BIP

because there is literally Nothing happening

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>>6922909

>> No.6922925

>>6922909
#ImSoBored

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>>6922909
how'd I do

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>>6922909

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>>6922918
>>6922914
They should play marry had a little lamb

LIVE STREAMING LINK:
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/

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>>6922924

>> No.6922934

please launch
no more valve
no more boat
no more wind

>> No.6922935

>44 minutes
we're not going to make it

>> No.6922940

>yfw the rocket up and launches itself, perplexing everyone

>> No.6922941

what if they launch at 9:45??????

>> No.6922943

>>6922941
They wont

>> No.6922944

>>6922940
FUCK this SHIT I'm going to SPACE

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>yfw you realized God exists

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>>6922909

>> No.6922951

/sci/, i...

>> No.6922952

>America can't even get it's shit together to launch a rocket anymore

They should have just sent this thing up on the Ariane until SLS is ready

>> No.6922954

This has to fail so we can fight a war against ISIS.

It's all scripted.

>> No.6922955

>PERHAPS

jesus fuck they've no idea what to do

>> No.6922957

>>6922950
ayy lmao

>> No.6922959

>>6922950
ayy lmao, winner

>> No.6922962

>>6922950
ayy lmao

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>>6922871
>>6922871

here we go, round two

>> No.6922967 [DELETED] 

>>6922964
Who?

>> No.6922968 [DELETED] 

>>6922964
maximum kek

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jesus fuck, they should've done the first launch privately and then do a second one publicly after the first one succeeded. i've no problem with technical difficulties but watching retarded people make retarded comments about them really rustles my jimmies.

>> No.6922971

is there a live feed for the control room?

>> No.6922972 [DELETED] 

>>6922964
muh mods

>> No.6922973

>>6922950
take me 2 ur leador ayyy lmao

>> No.6922975

I'll go for a walk you better not launch until I et back

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Screencap this, it will be gone in seconds

>post yfw mods keep deleting anything that has to do with God existing
>post yfw mods keep deleting any picture of the based anti-feminist with the shirt
>post yfw you realize that the mods are SJW tumblr reddit faggots

>he does it for free

>> No.6922978 [DELETED] 

>>6922964

10/10 top science

>> No.6922979 [DELETED] 

>>6922964
https://archive.moe/sci/thread/6922777/#6922964
Nice try mods.

>> No.6922984

>>6922976
I just want to talk about rockets, man.

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>valve problem

HL3 confirmed?

>> No.6922986

>>6922971
cool, they're going to have live feed from a Predator drone of the capsule reentry

>> No.6922987 [DELETED] 

>>6922979
http://i.4cdn.org/sci/1417702102160.jpg

>> No.6922988 [DELETED] 

if dubs Orion causes the 3rd impact

>> No.6922989

Good morning mods! Welcome back!

>> No.6922991

>>6922976
>anything to do with God existing

its in the fucking sticky, dipshit.

>> No.6922993 [DELETED] 

>>6922979
Hahahaha!

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>>6922988

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>>6922988
>88

>> No.6922998

>>6922976

The ironing is overwhelming as it is you who Is promoting feminism over here.

>> No.6923000 [DELETED] 

>>6922979
Wait, why did the mods delete this?

Someone needs to explain themselves.

>> No.6923001

>>6922988
Philae comet lander already had a 3rd impact.

>> No.6923002 [DELETED] 

>>6922979

Do people actually think it's the same kind of shirt?

>> No.6923003

>>6922996
sauce

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>>6922998
>The ironing

>> No.6923005

27 minute launch window :(

>> No.6923007

>>6922988
goddammit why you do this

>> No.6923009

>>6923000
>post pic
>samefag a few replies on pic
>delete pic

zomfg look what the mods did, man!
>manholdingchristmaslights.jpg

>> No.6923010

>>6923003
protip, you dont need to add [/spoiler] at the end if there is no text behind it

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>>6923003
No idea, just picked it up somewhere

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>>6923005
then fireworks?

>> No.6923015

>>6922988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4

>> No.6923016

>>6922966
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbiter_(simulator)

It exists

>> No.6923017 [DELETED] 

Your mods suck dick, 4chan

This is why people keep switching to eightchan. Knock it off, niggers.

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>mods delete replies too

>> No.6923020

30 minutes till window expires

>> No.6923022 [DELETED] 

>>6923019
yeah i just noticed this as well. guess anon was right.

>> No.6923023

>>6923016
Cool have you tried it, is it worth my time?

>> No.6923024 [DELETED] 

>>6923019
Can someone who peaks french translate this?

>> No.6923025

>amerivalves

>> No.6923028

>>6922988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
You've doomed us all.

>> No.6923029

>27 minutes of the launch window left
f-fuck we're not gonna have a launch

>> No.6923030

>>6923010

keybindings

>> No.6923031

>>6923019
then why arent they deleting my replies? oh guess im not samefag.

>> No.6923032 [DELETED] 

>>6923019
It's happening.

Time to topple this website.

>even saged my post and they deleted it
This post is also saged.

>> No.6923033

I'm still on-board

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>>6923028
>dub

>> No.6923037 [DELETED] 

>>6923024
Janitors without salary

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>>6923031
I am the one who posted the picture...

>republican presidents and nasafunding.jpg

>moonbase

>> No.6923040 [DELETED] 

>>6923019
the shirt was faked, its a US Airforce uniform. You can see it on stream when they show it

>> No.6923041

I predict successful launch down to the last 2 minutes.

>> No.6923042 [DELETED] 

>>6923024
French here, it means
janitors without salary.

>> No.6923045

>successful launch
>good feelings, advancement of science, etc.
>no launch
>proceed to /pol/ and /int/ to watch the shitposting
It's a victory either way.

>> No.6923046

So lads is this shitshow NASA's fault?

>> No.6923047

MIC TURNED ON HOLY SHIT

>> No.6923048

>>6923041
Do i have enough time to take an emergency coffee cig shit?

>> No.6923050

>>6923046
Again, It's the boat's fault.

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>>6922970
This is just the nature of things.

There are always technical issues and delays and what not. Better that they experience them on the ground than in the air or in orbit.

>> No.6923052

>>6923045
rocket launches are degeneracy anyways..

>> No.6923053

>>6923046
Boat's fault

We'de be done by now

>> No.6923054

>>6923046
No, it's ULA's fault.

>> No.6923056

>>6923047
"MIC TURNED ON HOLY SHIT"
-/sci/ on the Orion rocket launch

>> No.6923061

>>6923054

Probably the truest statement.

>> No.6923064

>>6923048
Heck, I made myself dinner and came back to no launch.

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WINDOW IS CLOSING. WE ARE ALL DOOMED

>> No.6923068

>>6923064
The rocket actually launched. You're watching prerecorded footage.

>> No.6923069 [DELETED] 

>>6923032
>mods deleting a saged post again
This has gone too far.

Streisand effect in effect, lol.

>> No.6923070 [DELETED] 

If dubs, HL3 is released before Orion launches

>> No.6923075 [DELETED] 

A picture of CP on /sp/ lasts longer before deletion than a fucking shirt on /sci/. This is how pathetic the moderaiton is - cuckold poole lets in SJW mods and doesn't care.

>> No.6923076

lag confirmed

>> No.6923077 [DELETED] 

>>6923042
why was my post deleted? I only made a translation?

>> No.6923079

Unlikely to launch today

>> No.6923080

>>6923066
Mission to Mars delayed another 100 years. You won't live to see the day when United States of Mars becomes a thing.

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>>6922976
https://archive.moe/sci/thread/6922777/#6922964

>> No.6923088 [DELETED] 

>>6923077
omg my post is deleted again?

and because I am in full auto mode.

I have all track on posts deleted.

>> No.6923089

Assuming direct control.

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>>6923069
>>6923077

If you attempt to destroy me, I will become stronger than you can ever imagine.

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Calm your tits everyone, it's fake. Go back to ayy lmao

>> No.6923092 [DELETED] 

>>6923081
It's a good thing, silly post discussing janitor get deleted, thread last longers

>> No.6923093

>letting ULA build anything
>ever
WHY.jpg

>> No.6923095

>>6923080
More like the united mars emirates

>> No.6923098

>>6923079
gonna do manual wind monitoring for the final attempt (best idea this morning)

>> No.6923100

>>6923080
The Free Market Will Fix It!(tm)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Colonial_Transporter

>> No.6923102

Science.

>> No.6923103

I hope this last one works.

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>>6922945
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>6923077
>>6923084
>>6923085


what is happening? All these post i can still see them because I am auto update, and deleted?

>> No.6923105

>dubs posting not deleted
>a shirt post is deleted in literally five seconds
Fucking retarded mods

>> No.6923106

>>6923095
>>6923080
It's going to be The Martian's Republic of China at this rate. That or New India

>> No.6923107

inb4 the "move asteroid to moon orbit" is hacked mid mission and redirected to crash into earth

>> No.6923113 [DELETED] 

Hey mods. Look how successful the deletions are. They are only spawning more shitposts.

Wow

Such good work

Excellent

Such awesome

>> No.6923114 [DELETED] 

>>6923104
Janitor being a faggot as usual

>> No.6923115

>>6923095
Reminds me of the Mars Trilogy where muslims had to pray facing Earth. It was funny, interesting and unsettling, all at once.

>> No.6923116

>>6923107
asteroid is intentionally small so it can't kill anyone.

Would burn up

>> No.6923117

Man its sO gooD to See them all in action, i sure hope the launch is successful.

>> No.6923118

ONE LAST ATTEMPT CONFIRMED

>> No.6923119

>1 last attempt

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>>6923039
>presidents
>responsible for any NASA funding
And it's both parties who keep cutting NASA. The only difference is who has a district with NASA-related jobs.

>> No.6923123

fourteen fourtyfour solo

>> No.6923124 [DELETED] 

All these post deletions is getting annoying....

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LAUNCH ATTEMPT 9:40

>> No.6923127

LAST TRY

>> No.6923129

Why did they disable the wind alarm?

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>>6923085

and my post was deleted ?

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inb4 abort

>> No.6923134

9:44 is the new projected time

>> No.6923136

>>6923129
Because it fucked up the previous two launch attempts.

>> No.6923138

Go Orion
Go nasa

>> No.6923139

>one more attempt
How about I violate that attempt? See you in 11 minutes.

>> No.6923142

FINAL TRY
LETS GO

>> No.6923144

HABBENING

>> No.6923145

>>6923119
>>6923125
>>6923127
>>6923136

This shit is going to blow up isnt it?

>> No.6923146

>>6923129
so that it doesn't preempt the valve check by accident

>> No.6923152

>>6923145
If I learned anything from Toy Story, it's that rockets explode

>> No.6923153

>>6923145
You're clueless

>> No.6923157

If it doesn't work, it'll mean I stayed all night up without studying for finals NOTHING.

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Please delete my post Janitor-san

>> No.6923159

>>6923152
That's what they are designed to do. It's basically a continuous, controlled explosion. All the way into orbit.

>> No.6923160

it ain't happening

>> No.6923162 [DELETED] 

P-please don't delete...

>> No.6923164

>>6923139

Nah man, I let them go to manual. Go blow someone else's rocket.

>> No.6923167

>>6923157
Too retarded to multitask? Don't tell me you've been blankly staring at a rocket sitting at it's launch pad all night.

>> No.6923169

SCRUBBED

>> No.6923170

>scrubbed

FUCK

>> No.6923171
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>> No.6923173

its ogre

>> No.6923174

NO LAUNCH

>> No.6923177

>>6923167
lmao

>> No.6923178

AH SHIT

>> No.6923179

FUCK

>> No.6923182

>>6923051

i wish everyone was okay with that, carl.

>> No.6923184

>>6923169
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.6923185

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ULA!

>> No.6923187

FUCK YOU

>> No.6923188
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I got a bad feeling about this

>> No.6923189

NONOONON

>> No.6923191
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6923191

>scrub
;_;

>> No.6923192

Well at least I wasted my morning.

>> No.6923194
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6923194

Thanks for NOTHING. NASA clearly gets too much funding to be allowed to waste our time and money like this.

>> No.6923195

why did they put 3 valves on a rocket everyone knows it will never launch

>> No.6923196

>>6923164

Eh, screw it. Scrub a dub dub.

>> No.6923197

Cancelled

>> No.6923198

>>6923144
NOT HABBENING, SCRUBBENING

>> No.6923200

fugggg :DDD

>> No.6923203
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6923203

Damn you boat....

>> No.6923204

It's (not) Happening

>> No.6923205

>>6922777
My IQ is high enough to attempt this proof, so i'll just say that Barnetts Identity shows that the probability of this launch being unsuccessful is 0.999....9 ^(-1/12).

>> No.6923206

DISABLE

>> No.6923207 [DELETED] 

At least there are no more reasons to delete posts.

>> No.6923208

>SCRUBBED becomes a /sci/ may may

>> No.6923209

>>6923195
how can rockets be real when the valve functionality isnt

>> No.6923214

Wait I left for a moment, what happened to cause the abort?

>> No.6923216

>>6923174
at least we'll get to see an Ariane 5 launch today. It is going up in about five and a half hours.

>> No.6923217

>>6923205
You've just been scrubbed m8

>> No.6923218

>legitimately disappointed
Im finally awake for this and they scrub the launch

>> No.6923219

SCRUBBING THE LAUNCH PAD CLEAN LADS.

>> No.6923221

>>6923157
Same here, at least you'll be able to tell people about how much you hate wind conditions and how they made you fail your final

>> No.6923222

>>6923214
past their launch window

>> No.6923225 [DELETED] 

SJWs controlling /sci/ confirmed.

>> No.6923226

>>6923216
I didn't know about that.
What's exciting about the Ariane 5 launch?

>> No.6923229 [DELETED] 
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wow moot why did your stupid fucking boat enter the restricted area you know its illegal to pilot a boat while intoxicated

>> No.6923230

>>6923217
we'll see about that. i figure if you stick within the memes, then blatant shitposting is clearly allowed. but post a guy in a shirt? whoa man..

or talk about the fact that mods exist? ffff....
this post deleted in 3....2....1.....

>> No.6923233 [DELETED] 

>>6923229
Probably a woman.
>inb4 deleted post

>> No.6923234
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6923234

Hey /sci/, did you see me fuck that launch up? Pic related, it's me. Nice going, NASA, you can't even launch rockets because of me

>> No.6923242

>>6923226
It a perfectly ordinary commercial launch. Two satellites, one for Directv, one for the Indian space research organization. Planned liftoff in 5h 40min, launch window one hour, rocket type ariane 5 ECA

>> No.6923246

You fucking idiots are hilarious. Getting all worked up over a scrub. I've been watching rocket launches since I was a child, this is a common thing. It's a fucking ROCKET. Complex beyond your imagining, innumerable factors are in play with any launch. Get real.

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>>6923234
No, it was this guy.

>> No.6923252
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>>6923230
Even implying you're talking about the F word?! You've crossed the line!!

>> No.6923253

>>6923246
Dude, you're on 4chan. Anything that happens is THE HAPPENING.

>> No.6923254 [DELETED] 

>>6923246
Yeah, but everything would've worked out if not for the stupid woman with that boat.

>> No.6923255 [DELETED] 

>>6923233
FUCK WOMEN AND FUCK CUCK MOOT AND FUCK THOSE WHO DO IT FOR FREE, SCRUBBED

>> No.6923256

>common core valves not functioning properly
>common core
/sci/ was right

>> No.6923257

>>6923246
What kind rocket was it? Space rocket or Boom rocket to splody people

>> No.6923258 [DELETED] 
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>>6923234
no way, it was this guy.

>> No.6923259 [DELETED] 

I didn't mean it mod I love women.

>> No.6923260 [DELETED] 
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>>6923254
Oh come now... Did that really need to be deleted?

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>>6923246
FACT: The space shuttle program had a 40% vehicular failure rate (resulting in fiery deaths and explosions).
FACT: You will never give less of a fuck than pic related.

>> No.6923264 [DELETED] 

mah waifu

>> No.6923265 [DELETED] 

>>6923260
yes

>> No.6923270 [DELETED] 

>>6923258
>>6923259
>>6923254
>>6923262
>>6923263
>>6923261
TRIGGERING

MODS MODS MODS
MUH FEELINGS

TRIGGER-WARNING

>> No.6923276 [DELETED] 

4chan

>> No.6923281

>Garbage is getting collected.
Finally.

>> No.6923282 [DELETED] 
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Do I really need to pull up my shitposting folder dear old Jane?

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>> No.6923284

>>6923246
There are innumerable factors in play with your mom, doesn't make her rocket science.

>> No.6923285 [DELETED] 

>>6923278

was silenced for 13 minutes for literally doing nothing.

>> No.6923286 [DELETED] 

if dubs janitor will not delete my post

>> No.6923287
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>>6923246
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.6923291 [DELETED] 
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>>6923281
>doing it for $0.00

>> No.6923292 [DELETED] 

I came for the censorship. What's going on?

>> No.6923293
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6923293

Is it still going to launch today?

>> No.6923294

>>6923287
lol
Fucking saved.

>> No.6923295

>>6923287
Took me a minute.
8/10

>> No.6923296 [DELETED] 

>>6923291
I really, really, really like this picture.

>> No.6923298 [DELETED] 

>notashirt.jpg
https://data.archive.moe/board/sci/image/1417/70/1417704544191.jpg

>> No.6923299

>>6923287
NASAIDF pls go. We know this was only scrubbed because this is the only time you get viewers!

>> No.6923300

Did you hear about the pirates that boarded a ship and stole a cargo of truffles?
They were hypha-lootin' pirates.

>> No.6923302

>>6923293
No. Americans can't live without their hamburgers for so long.

>> No.6923303

>>6923293
no, tomorrow

>> No.6923304

>>6923293
24 hours

>> No.6923306

>>6923287
saved

>> No.6923308 [DELETED] 

>>6923298
Is there a better quality image? do we know if its the same/similar shirt?

>> No.6923309 [DELETED] 

Woman are horrible.
>Testing

>> No.6923311

this is seriously getting out of hand.

>> No.6923312

>>6923230
thread archived for posterity.

>> No.6923313

>>6923287
>throwing objects onto the keys to type everything out
oh man I kekked

>> No.6923314 [DELETED] 

>>6923311
>dubs
nice

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>>6923293
No launch, time for lunch.

>> No.6923317 [DELETED] 

SJW's RUN THIS FUCKING THREAD

>> No.6923318

USA confirmed for not having technology to even put a man in orbit, let alone deep space.

Enjoy your diversity. This is the future you created.

>> No.6923320

>>6923318
It was unmanned, though.

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>>6923318
Best Africa confirmed for Moonraker.

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>>6923318
We'll get there. We have determination.

>> No.6923333

I've seen plenty of pictures of the rocket, do we have any of the guys (not) controlling the damned thing?

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If dubs it won't explode.

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>>6923246
uh huh

>> No.6923338

I cant believe you cant post fractals on this tibetan monkey fisting board.

>> No.6923339

>>6923320
>usa not even capable of putting an empty capsule in orbit

you seem to think that's somehow better

>> No.6923340

>>6923339
Well, if by capable you mean launching a rocket with a potential failure set to happen, then you're an idiot.

>> No.6923347 [DELETED] 

Off-hand vanilla jokes in relation to the topic at hand should not be deleted.

Seriously, who's responsible? You will be found.

>> No.6923350

>>6923287
I just hope those aren't chunks of O-rings or insulating tiles...

>> No.6923356

>>6923337

Jesus fucking christ that's a lot of monoprop. Why would you ever need that much?!

>> No.6923359

>>6923337
>Complex

>> No.6923360

>>6923356
I'm guessing that's supposed to be a fuel station of some sort.

>> No.6923361 [DELETED] 

Off-hand vanilla jokes in relation to the topic at hand should not be deleted.

Seriously, who's responsible? You will be found.

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>>6923337
>He doesn't have fuel liners that go to other ships.
>He doesn't even space truck.
Get out kid you are out of your league.

>> No.6923369

>>6922895
what the fuck anon

>> No.6923372

>>6923365
>sending fuel to ships
>SPENDING FUEL to bring fuel
>he hasn't established a network of automated fueling stations around each major celestial body

How amateur are you?

>> No.6923374

>>6922927
dammit tyrone

>> No.6923378

>>6923340
>2014
>first man in space over half a century ago
>rocket launches are still so unsafe that pretty much anything can cause them to fail
>g-guise we're totally sending people to mars in the next 20 years!

maybe if you guys spent your money on research instead of invading third world countries

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>>6923372
And how are you going to fuel these stations nigga?
Oh that's right space fucking truckers.

>> No.6923393

>>6923378
>1492
>first Euros in New World over half a millennium ago
>oceanic voyages are still so unsafe that pretty much anything can cause them to fail
>g-guise we'e totally sending people to Brasil in the next 20 years!

maybe if you guys spent your money on research instead of invading third world countries

>> No.6923396

>>6923389
The network is self sustaining. Every new fuel module is shipped up empty and draws fuel from the main Low Kerbin station for its voyage, and attaches itself to one of my Kerbin Departure Stages for trans-planetary injection.

>> No.6923410

>>6923393
>oceanic voyages
>unsafe

toplel what the fuck are you on about

>> No.6923413

3.2.1 release 3.2.1 release

>> No.6923422
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>>6922777

THOSE DIGITS OF TRUTH!!

Godspeed, Nasa.

>> No.6923429

>>6922777

An SLS picture? Go fuck yourself OP, it's a Delta 4 Heavy launch.

>> No.6923443

Someone make an Ariane5 thread
T-5:00:00.000

http://www.cnes.fr/web/CNES-en/10082-follow-ariane-launch-live.php

>> No.6923473

>>6922881
Yes let's fill the whole board with same topic

>> No.6924328

bump for tomorrow

>> No.6924406

What was that flame coming off the tower near the launch pad? It reminds me of those towers that burn excess natural gas at refineries, but that can't be it

>> No.6925592

Maybe I'll just wake up at the time it's supposed to launch this time. Then I can go back to bed if it doesn't happen within 30 minutes