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>Hey Einstein! About time you left your lil' cave. Invented anything useful yet?

>> No.6823952

>>6823948
yeah, a brushless DC generator that doesn't need an integrated inverter.

>> No.6823958

>mumble something incoherently
>walk quickly to the kitchen, grab a soda
>walk back to my room and lock the door

>> No.6824006
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6824006

>tfw your PhD will remain your only thing you could call a 'contribution' to science

>> No.6824185
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6824185

>>6823948
Oh, nothing. Just cold fusion, mom.

>> No.6824190

*sigh*

Maybe someday.

>> No.6824192

>>6824185
First any star can't be cold, or it wouldn't be a star.
Second the cold in cold fusion mean room temperature, which relative to stellar fusion is cold.

>> No.6824200

>>6823948
What kind of a door opens directly to the dining room from 4 feet high?

>> No.6824207

>>6824200
An even better question yet: what the fuck are they eating?

>> No.6824209

>>6824200
its a shoop genius

>> No.6824215
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6824215

>>6824209
I didn't know we had a professional shoop analyzer here, faggot.

>> No.6824220

>>6824207

Literally everything in this picture is tacky and awful, I feel a bit sick.

>> No.6824222

>>6823948
Why is the doorknob like 8 feet in the air?

>> No.6824225

>>6824209
Oh really?

>> No.6824231

>>6823948

holy shit it must suck so bad being that poor

>those chairs
>that furniture
>those clothes
>that tiny room
>paper fucking plates

lmao

>> No.6824232

>>6824215
its an old as fuck picture that has floated around for years.

also, if you would just use your fucking brain you'd have figured it out.

>> No.6824234

>>6824231
they're probably happier than you are

>> No.6824237

>>6824231
>>6824234
#rekt

>> No.6824239

>>6824234

the more intelligent you are the more miserable you become

>> No.6824248

>>6824239
Any statistical proof of that correlation?

>> No.6824254

>>6824231

One of the guys has a digital watch.

>> No.6824261

My life

>> No.6824264

>>6824261
You invented your life?

>> No.6824282

>>6824231
>extra folding chairs because not enough regular chairs
>furniture isn't that nice but its not terrible
>nothing wrong with their clothes
>its just a fucking dining room, table is also probably extended outward for more people
>paper plates on top of real plates to make serving and cleaning easier for large group
>Everyone enjoying the company of their family and friends

OP is a fag

>> No.6824287
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6824287

>>6823948
>tfw how bittersweet when you become the next mark fuckerberg because you used your brain and knowing that these people will never be remembered or have high qualities of life because of their stupidity and contempt with mediocrity

We're gonna make it, you guys.

>> No.6824290
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6824290

>>6824287
Your name isn't Kevin Chang by any chance?

>> No.6824307

>>6824287
>tfw when i cant even know whether this is bait because people who actually think like this have been showing up here

>> No.6824312
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6824312

>>6824287
It's funny because even if you just go the STEM route and end up being top of the bell curve(average), you'll make more than anyone in this picture directly out of college because you're more intelligent and harder working than they are. You don't have to be the next Mark Fuckerberg to leave these niggers in the dust.

>> No.6824316

>>6824312
And you'll still be on the path of Midas.

>> No.6824325

>>6824312
stop

this isn't funny and it's not even good bait

>> No.6824331

>>6824325
Why is that bait? It's fact.

>> No.6824338

>>6824325
>obvious liberal arts major
are you posting using the free wifi at your starbucks?

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>>6824338
>Fucking rekt

>> No.6824385

>>6824338
It is a good place to meet with people to study when you don't want them to go over your house

>> No.6824400

>>6824312
>>6824287
The sadness is stronk here fella's

>> No.6824401

>>6824239
What smart people tell themselves because they cant cope with the fact they are usually just assholes.

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6824404

>>6824325
>bait

>> No.6824412

>>6824401
wot u say nigr?

>> No.6824416

>>6824239
Actually intelligence positivly correlates with happiness.

>> No.6824743

>>6824416
>intelligence positivly correlates with happiness [citation needed]

>> No.6824753
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6824753

Red = fuck silly
Blue = Blowjob
Purple = avoid

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6824759

>>6824753
>Blue
I think you need to see a doctor, mate

>> No.6824761

>>6823948
the longer i try, the greater my chances of doing so

>> No.6824764

>>6824209
/r/ing someone to shop a penis coming from the door jizzing on the closest girls face.

>> No.6824766

>>6824753
someone can't be a pilot

>> No.6824772

>>6824766
>>6824759

Is this trolling?

>> No.6824773

>>6823948

all those chicks are fuckable except the old one, OP.

Did you even realize this??

>> No.6824776

>>6824772

its a green circle not blue you cross-eyed twat

>> No.6824785

>>6824264
muh sides

>> No.6824787

>>6824772
No, you colorblind freak

>> No.6824807

Invented? No...stole, yes. Why do you think the Zuck is my idol?

>> No.6824824

>>6823958
/thread

>> No.6824827

>>6824290
top kek

>> No.6824841

>>6824773
is her vagina sealed shut?

>> No.6824844

>>6824006
why even go into science if youre worthless at it?

>> No.6824847

>>6823948
mmm imagine a teenage threeway with those two cute ones (cousins?) at the bottom

>> No.6824854

>>6824847
>>/b/

>> No.6824861

>>6823948
Yes, you!

>> No.6824887

>>6824743
>Your argument [citation needed]
>CITATION NEEDED [citation needed]
>CIT...

Fuck off

>> No.6824891

>>6824844
Why even live if you're a worthless being?

>> No.6824897

>>6824891
do you ask yourself that everyday?

>> No.6824908

>>6823948
As a matter of fact, I am on the brink of a major discovery. I just need to observe the reaction you all have from the desert I made, and then we will all know the true glory of science.

How do you feel, mother?

>> No.6824913

>>6824897
No. In your case I suppose you don't even need to ask yourself, you just know you're worthless shit.

>> No.6824920

>>6824913
must suck your parents tell you stuff like that

>> No.6824924

>>6824913
>>6824920
Both of you know this doesn't happen, so why are you pretending?
Chill, brothers, and type 5318008 in a calculator and turn it upside down.

>> No.6824947

>tfw finished college in political science
>tfw sudden interest in math
>tfw no more money

why.jpg

>> No.6824967

Girl in the green on the right looks like my ex.

God, she was a great fuck.

>> No.6824970

>>6824947
how can one have a "sudden interest in math"?

>> No.6824982

>>6824970
Probably the like of developing a sudden taste for crossword puzzles.

>> No.6824989

>>6824312

gr8 b8

stem shortage is a lie

>> No.6825008

>>6823948
It seems that I have invented being FUCKING MASSIVE

now give me your lunch money, dweebs

>> No.6825010

>>6824743
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22998852
>Happiness is significantly associated with IQ. Those in the lowest IQ range (70-99) reported the lowest levels of happiness compared with the highest IQ group (120-129). Mediation analysis using the continuous IQ variable found dependency in activities of daily living, income, health and neurotic symptoms were strong mediators of the relationship, as they reduced the association between happiness and IQ by 50%.
>Those with lower IQ are less happy than those with higher IQ. Interventions that target modifiable variables such as income (e.g. through enhancing education and employment opportunities) and neurotic symptoms (e.g. through better detection of mental health problems) may improve levels of happiness in the lower IQ groups.

Now give me some citation for your claim that
>the more intelligent you are the more miserable you become

>> No.6825029

>>6825010
So what about above average IQ?

>> No.6825037

>>6825029
As you can see the above average IQ group (120-129) were happier.

>> No.6825044

>>6825037
>129
>above average
pick 1

>> No.6825047

>>6825037
It says nothing about that in what you posted

>> No.6825049

>>6825044
Um.

>> No.6825063

>>6825047
Can't you read?
>Those in the lowest IQ range (70-99) reported the lowest levels of happiness compared with the highest IQ group (120-129).

>>6825044
>How does IQ work
People with an IQ of 129 are smarter than ~97 %.

>> No.6825071

>>6825063
>>6825047
I cited the wrong part, that one says only that those with a below average IQ are unhappier than those with an above average one. Therefore see the 2nd paragraph:
>Those with lower IQ are less happy than those with higher IQ

>> No.6825075

>>6824401
Every time I try to control my assholeness my genius halves to like 50 IQ.

>> No.6825157

>>6824287
>contempt with mediocrity

Yeah, you'll go far.

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>>6823948
>Why didn't you just go into med school, son? You have the brain, the talent.. you could have made it!

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>>6823948
>>6825638
>You could have made it BIG, son.

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>>6825638
>>6825678
>YOU COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF ME, SON. HOW ARE YOUR NUMBER GAMES GOING TO TAKE CARE OF GRANNY?

>> No.6825785

>>6825698
Should have saved up for your own retirement, bitch. I'm not your crutch. Enjoy living off socialist security.

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>>6825785
>FUCK YOU, WHO DO YOU THINK SPEND ANOTHER HALF OF HIS LIFE RAISING YOUR SORRY ASS? YOUR CRACKWHORE MUM AND DRUNKARD DAD SURE DIDN'T. YOU OWE ME. YOU OWE GRANNY! YOU FUCKING OWE!

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>>6825794
I just don't share my 300k starting with you

>> No.6826104

His brother's giving him the troll face.

>"Problem, introvert?"

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>>6826104

>> No.6826294

>>6823948
"Sure did. This plutonium powered ray gun."

>ZE NEXT DAY!

Headline: "Family slaughtered in bizarre case of spontaneous combustion, one member missing"

>> No.6826622

>>6825638
Lol my mother has a similar sentiment.

>> No.6826659

>>6825678
>for you

>> No.6826681

>>6824239
Only if you keep your pride and don't have a sense of humour.

>> No.6826687

>>6824844
aw come on. there's more to "success" than being skilled at what you do and doing it. if you don't know that yet, you will learn it the hard way.

>> No.6826691

>>6825037
120-129 is not incredibly high. It's still reasonable that they can find others in their city who have similar perception as they do.

>> No.6826694

>>6825638
Med school. Not everyone with the brains for it are good at taking care of people...

>> No.6826728

>>6823948
>Invented anything useful yet?
Useful to me and my peers, yes.
Useful to you and your lot, no.

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>>6824989
no we need more physics students especially young girls