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Live from Rooswell !
The Stratoslaunch 2 hours left
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MrIxH6DToXQ

>> No.5150979

bump

>> No.5151293

we narration now

>> No.5151311

WE HAVE LIFDOFF

>> No.5152367

nearly 100.000 ft

>> No.5152407

Almost 100,000 ft.

>> No.5152436

Does anyone else not care about this at all? Some asshole got a huge balloon to go incrementally higher than the previous record and jump out. So? Nothing really new, no real suspense.

>> No.5152456

>>5152436
He has a 25% chance of dying

>> No.5152468

There are camera\s on him, right?

>> No.5152473

>pushing the bounds of science

Yeah nobody gives a fuck get the fuck out.

>> No.5152476

>>5152436
>highest ballon record
>longest jump record
>sonic speed record
>highest jump record

yeah nothing new

>> No.5152492
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5152492

We have this to look forward to next year too, more science pushing.

I hope they stream live

>> No.5152496

>>5152468

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/36096/felix+baumgartner+is+headed+up+for+his+23-mile-high+skydiv
e/

plenty of em. Watch live now.

>> No.5152498

>>5152476
The only interesting thing is the numbers, everything else is the same and you're not going to notice a difference if you're up there

>> No.5152517

>>5152476
>sonic speed record
is kinda cool, but...

>highest balloon record
>longest jump record
>highest jump record
are all effectively the same thing, you chode.

>> No.5152540

boy... assholes on the Internet will hate on anything.

We get it. You're TOO COOL to experience curiosity, interest or joy anymore.

So why haven't you an hero'ed yet?

>> No.5152557

Why aren't any of the streams working worth a damn?

>> No.5152558

>>5152540
They're gay
This is why I'm against Gay Rights

>> No.5152553

I'm watching from here because it has a black background and all this data that I can pretend is cool to monitor

http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

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>>5152492
>mfw that engine is just the fuel pump

>> No.5152583

>everyone says he's going to be the first person to reach super sonic without an aircraft
Except someone's already done that.
In the 60's.
This exact experiment was done before by the government to test high altitude suits and stuff.

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>>5152540
If you wanted backslapping circlejerking you could've stayed on reddit

>> No.5152599
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http://www.jumpjumpjumpjump.com/

>> No.5152600

>>5152583

Pretty sure he didn't go super sonic.

>> No.5152602

ok so what speed is he breaking exactly? in space sound travels 0 mph, so its not a big acheivement

>> No.5152613

112k feet
getting sweaty hands just watching this

>> No.5152620
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>> No.5152624

Where's the fucking ETA?

>> No.5152633

he said he couldn't see any stars at the point when he reached the edge of space, during his previous jump...why is this?

>> No.5152627

This is more /sp/ related than /sci/.

>> No.5152629

1st record

>> No.5152638

I wonder how badly he'll shit himself when he's falling.

>> No.5152639

>>5152627
/sp/ is the /b/ of sports

i like the nice quiet library feel you guys have here.

>> No.5152654

>>5152627
>>5152639
someone should actually post it to /sp/, it'd be kinda interesting, like going to the zoo

>> No.5152651

>>5152639
This, im here because of the trap and hentai porn being posted in the /sp/ thread

>> No.5152655

i'm here hiding from the fag /a/ trap spammers

plesae keep me safe

>> No.5152657

starting to level off

>> No.5152665

>>5152654
>>>/sp/26883902

>> No.5152675

>>5152651
same here.
>>5152654
/sp/ is a zoo

>> No.5152684

Bump

>> No.5152685

what is his final jumping height? i heard somthing like 129,000

>> No.5152689

>He get's caught in a wormhole and transported into the year 1947
>Then he crashes in Roswell

>> No.5152706

>redbull

What is redbull getting out of this? Are Americans really rushing off to buy Redbull after this?

>> No.5152697

>>5152689
O_o

>> No.5152698

>>5152675
How big of a faggot does someone have to be?

>> No.5152703

>>5150925
a finnish tried to make a thread about it on /int/, deleted in some minutes, that janitor cannot into space

good to know that /sci/ still mantain the curiosity

>> No.5152704

>>5152685
120,000 - 130,000

>> No.5152710

1000 MORE FEET LOL IMEEXCIETYED

>> No.5152722

>tfw you will never jump to your death from 120k feet

>> No.5152725

>>5152706
I dunno, I probably will now

>> No.5152730

>>5152706

I am sitting here watching the stream drinking my Redbull™. It is very good, and suggest everyone else get one after the stream.

>> No.5152740

>>5152706
IT GIVES You WIINNNNNNGS
Unless it doesn't, then you fall to your death

>> No.5152743
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>>5152706

brand recognition

>> No.5152750

5 minutes to jump and they STILL haven't figured out the visor heat issue

>> No.5152754

is the youtube stream on delay? if so, is there a real time broadcast/stream available?

>> No.5152777

So I woke up, turned on the tele.
Now I see this dude trying to go to space with a big ass balloon.

wat.

>> No.5152761

WE JUMPING NOW

>> No.5152762

Why are only 5,5 million people watching this?
It's quite and iconic and awesome moment + live to follow from behind your fucking computer.

>> No.5152763

>>5152750
Whats wrong with the visor?

>> No.5152766

the youtube stream just crashed for me
any other streams?

>> No.5152773

HE WILL JUMP

>> No.5152776

>>5150925
JUMP ALREADY, FUCK

>> No.5152784

>>5152763

It's not getting heat, which means it'll fog up when he exits the capsule

>> No.5152785

>>5152766
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/9584804/Watch-live-Felix-Baumgartners-jump-from-space-in-sk
ydiving-record-attempt.html

Best music to go along with this jump.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKw5mbcE7VY

>> No.5152792

>>5152762
more people than the VP debate last week

>> No.5152793

holy shit he's gone higher than the highest toy train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMN-zg7r3M&feature=player_detailpage#t=40s

>> No.5152800

>>5152784
That sounds kinda bad

>> No.5152812

>>5152800
It's not like you need to see where you're going though.

Considering you're just going straight down.

Right?

>> No.5152821

can someone explain why it accerlated again?

>> No.5152823

YouTube lagging for anyone else? Keeps buffering and shit.

>> No.5152825

We're jumping!

>> No.5152826

inb4 he becomes a natural satellite

>> No.5152827

Hanging in there, buddy?

>> No.5152829

>>5152812
How is he going down? Pop it?

>> No.5152830

>>5152785
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/9584804/Watch-live-Felix-Baumgartners-jump-from-space-i
n-sk
>ydiving-record-attempt.html
thats the youtube stream DOH

>> No.5152836

oshit, he is speeding up. He is going to SPACE

>> No.5152840

>>5152793
my sides have split
>that trains face when the ballon popped

>> No.5152841

>>5152743

Also consider how fucking cool it is to have your brand associated with this. A lot of guys out there realize they can afford to fund bad ass missions like this, so they go for it. Virgin Galactic, SpaceX, SETI, etc...

While they still aim for profits, it's also a real desire to leave a legacy and a permanent mark on history.

>> No.5152842

>>5152812
It would suck to go through that and not see anything.

>> No.5152845

>>5152826
Would his body ever decompose? Since lack of everything up there? Or would he just orbit earth until infinity?

>> No.5152850

>>5152829

He's got a BB gun he's gonna shoot it with

>> No.5152856

>>5152812
He gotta know when to pop the parachute, without vision he'll rely on the radio only.
And radio has latency delay

>> No.5152858

POSTING IN LE EPIC MEME

>> No.5152859

>>5152845
Would orbit forever and become new low orbit ion cannon

>> No.5152863

felix please respond

>> No.5152864

128k now...

>> No.5152866

Is he going to dive or go feet first??

>> No.5152868

HEAT CONFIRMED

>> No.5152869

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>> No.5152889

EGRESS CHECK MOTHER FUCKER

>> No.5152891

OH FUCK HE IS NOT RESPONDING

ABORT ABORT ABORT

>> No.5152892

Hes not responding, niggers dying

>> No.5152870

Redbull confirmed for best company of the 21st century

>> No.5152871

> De-pressurization of the capsule
ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit

>> No.5152876

>>5152859
You would probably be able to see him with a scope, right? Would be funny as fuck to just see a body drifting along high up in the sky.

>> No.5152877

>Venting helium

Why dont they let the balloon go as high as possible before he gets out?

>> No.5152878

Jesus Christ that balloon is fucking massive

>> No.5152879

Please respond.

>> No.5152883

FELIX PLEASE RESPONS

>> No.5152886

shit, did they just lose radio

>> No.5152887

>please respond

>> No.5152888

>>5152877
Because they have to slow it down for his jump.

>> No.5152893

I thought the radio died for a second there

>> No.5152910

>>5152845
>orbit infinitely
laughinggirls.jpg

>> No.5152894

>implying he didn't just shat his pants

>> No.5152895

>>5152877
It'll burst.

>> No.5152897

I'M A COWBOY ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE

>> No.5152900

Both youtube and ustream are lagging like hell for me... Do you know any other place where i can watch the stream?

>> No.5152901

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR FELIX?

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR FELIX?

CAN YOU HEEEEEEEERE AM I FLOATING IN MY MYLAR BALOON~

>> No.5152902

fucking hell man

fucking hell

>> No.5152903

>>5152895
...and?

>> No.5152904

>>5152893
> implying he isn't to busy browsing /sci/

>> No.5152906

>I need you to respond to me.

EASY OLD MAN I'M GETTIN' THERE.

>> No.5152907

Is that a red light flashing on his screen?!

>> No.5152911

>>5152895
No. He is already as high as possible. The balloon will simply hover at the equilibrium altitude.

>> No.5152912

>>5152901
XD

>> No.5152913

Anyone else hope he dies? It would be an awesome way to go.

>> No.5152914

>>5152907
It's green, actually.

>> No.5152915

>item 6
>log off facebook

>> No.5152916

hes gonna die and he knows it

>> No.5152917
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>> No.5152918

How far could he travel if he was an angle, length wise

400km?
Lower
Higher?

>> No.5152920

can felix sound any more unmotivated?

>> No.5152921

>>5152845
>Orbit
>In atmosphere
>at nowhere near escape velocity

You have no idea how orbits work do you?

>> No.5152940

IT'S GO TIME

>> No.5152941

AAND ZZZZZZIP

>> No.5152923

>>5152762
I'm watching this on Discovery Channel, like many others. That is why the number is low.

>> No.5152924

His voice doesnt sound... normal.

>> No.5152925

>>5152900
A little device called Tee Vee.

>> No.5152927

>>5152920
HE CRAPPED HIS PANTS AFTER THE "PLEASE RESPOND"

>> No.5152928

>>5152920
He's probably drugged up.

>> No.5152929

>>5152920
Better to be unmotivated than nervous/scared shitless.

>> No.5152931

>youtube stream
>balloon launched!
>buffering...
>buffering...
>balloon at 120 000 feet
>bufering....
>buffering...
do anyone have a competent restream? I can't watch this shit

>> No.5152933

>>5152901
FAR ABOVE THE EARTH

PLANET EARTH IS BLUE

OLD MAN IM COMING DOWN TO PUNCH YOU

>> No.5152934

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

Just something to ponder over while he's floating around.

>> No.5152935

Shit's getting serious now.

>> No.5152936

>his dad is calmly reading a book

Lel.

>> No.5152937

>>5152915
>Item 10
>down a can of Red Bull

>> No.5152942

>>5152920
Hes probably scared out of his mind right now and just trying to stay calm

>> No.5152954

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1959
Soon.

>> No.5152943

>>5152845
>Direct vertical ascent
>orbit
Leave.

>> No.5152944
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fuaaaaaaaaaaark this guy is for real

>> No.5152945

>>5152921
Nope, I don't. I'm just a visitor on your board, coming from /trv/. Just looking to learn something, mate.

>> No.5152946

It totally sounded like he mumbled "Fuck this shit" for a moment

>> No.5152947

>I'd like to send a shout to RayRay and Tyrone. Over.

>> No.5152948

if red bull gives you wings by did he does need a ballon?

>> No.5152949

>item 10
>did you remember to drink your redbull?

>> No.5152950
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>>5152762
>maybe a tenth of that watched the curiosity landing

>> No.5152951

>something will go horribly wrong

>> No.5152952

>>not listening to this

SERIOUSLY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGK8Ugae-zM

>> No.5152955

>that position change
>that cut to earth

oh my fuck

>> No.5152965

Seat is in position! LETS DO THIS SHIT!

>> No.5152966

Reminds me of Contact

>> No.5152960

Any other live stream but youtube?

>> No.5152961

Old man cant count

>> No.5152962
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>>5152952

>> No.5152968

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.5152969
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5152969

Fucking my palms are sweating.

>> No.5152970
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5152970

THIS IS HAPPENING

>> No.5152971

DAT VIEW MAN
MY BODYS NOT READY

>> No.5152972

>right before opening the door
>"wait a second control, I need to drink this can of redbull"

>> No.5152973

>>5152952
oshit
im listening to that
FUCK

>> No.5152974

>>5152960
ustream

>> No.5152975

>>5152952
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw

>> No.5152977

MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY

>> No.5152978
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5152978

Dont die now Felix.

>> No.5152979

>almost 39 000m

>> No.5152980

>>5152931
>>5152900
http://rt.com/on-air/stratosphere-skydive-felix/

>> No.5152982

>>5152968
MY BODY IS NOT READY FOR THIS BUT I SURE HOPE HIS IS

>> No.5152983

>>5152960

German streams.

http://www.servustv.com/cs/Satellite?pagename=Stratos/Layout#

http://www.n-tv.de/mediathek/livestream/

>> No.5152985

HOLY SHIT I AM SO GODDAMN NERVOUS

>> No.5152986

Item 39: Verbalize snarky one-liner
Item 40: Jump

>> No.5152988

GETTING SERIOUS NOW FELIX

>> No.5152989

Item 30 drink your redbull

>> No.5152990

did anyone else's sound go mono?

>> No.5152991

>>5152979
What will happen if he hits 40?

>> No.5152992

WE'RE GETTIN SERIOUS NOW FELIX

>> No.5152994

>>5152986
>Item 39: Verbalize snarky one-liner

I'm actually fucking curious about this one.

>> No.5152999
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5152999

IT'S HUMPERDINCK!

>> No.5153000

HERE WE GO

>> No.5153001

>we're getting serious now
because all the other safety measures were just play play

>> No.5153002

REDUCING PRESSURE!

>> No.5153003

Haven't used this meme in about 7 years

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.5153004

DAMMIT FELIX TURN OFF THE SINK WHEN YOURE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH

>> No.5153005

>dat sound

>> No.5153006

god damn my capillaries in my head hurt just imagining that shit

>> No.5153027

>>5153010
this.

>> No.5153028

I'm getting nervouse

>> No.5153007

>>5152980
It's two minutes late but thanks anyway

>> No.5153008

>>5152986
Dis nigga gotta be out of his mind, ya'll.

>> No.5153009

HE'S VENTING!

HELP!

>> No.5153010

Is anyone recording, we'll need gifs, plenty of gifs.

>> No.5153011

>>5152952
>Implying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugY6HNLOCo

>> No.5153012

>>5152992
Oh god my sides are depressurizing.

>> No.5153013

>"dats right nigga"

>> No.5153017

>>5152990

Yes

>> No.5153018

Fuck that balloon is huge now

>> No.5153019

>mfw his oxygen supply doesnt work and he'll suffocate while freefalling

>> No.5153020

>>5152991
He will turn into a lizard-like creature.

>> No.5153021

He'll die

You heard it here

>> No.5153022

he's going downward! they need to hurry!

>> No.5153023

>>5152991
he dies

>> No.5153024
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5153024

JUMP

>> No.5153025

I'm half expecting him to just suffocate in his seat or something when they depressurize the capsule

and we get nothing but a videofeed of him just slumped there

>Felix, I need you to respond
>Respond, Felix

>> No.5153026

>>5152994
"Red Bull gives you wings!"

>> No.5153029

>head explodes

>> No.5153032

THIS IS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!

>> No.5153040
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6,7 million viewers

>> No.5153041

He sounds nervous as fuck.

>> No.5153033
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5153033

>mfw the size of the balloon now

>> No.5153036

COMMENTATOR YOU FUCK, YOU BROKE THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE OF PEACE

>> No.5153038

>>5153010
Recording from jump that's all.

>> No.5153043

>open can
>drink redbull
>acquire wings

greatest commercial of all time.

>> No.5153046

Didn't realize Bane was jumping.

>> No.5153047

FROM NOW ON IT GETS REALLY SERIOUS

>> No.5153048

NOW it's really serious guis

>> No.5153049

l'm about to fall asleep, is this going to happen today?

>> No.5153050

Ohshit

>> No.5153051

>>5153040
>,

>> No.5153052

>our guardian angel will take care of you

>> No.5153053

That guy needs a belt

>> No.5153054

>mfw taking his helmet off would be instant suicide

>> No.5153055

If he goes spinning out of control when he jumps off i'm gonna lol...

>> No.5153056

>>5153020
>>5153023
Undead lizard falling from space at the speed of sound? I don't think im ready anymore.

>> No.5153057

Shepard survived it, so will he.

>> No.5153058

FUCKING SHIT WHY DO THE STREAM LAG. NOT NOW HOT DAMN SHIT

>> No.5153060

>>5153049
Yes it's about to stay with me Felix

>> No.5153071

>>5153058
Confirmed for staged and a hoax!

>> No.5153072

>>5153062
DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK

>> No.5153061

>>5153041
can you blame him?

>> No.5153062

>>5153054
Everyone's face when his helmet gets stuck in the door

>> No.5153063

>>5153041
Full depressurization with no visor heat.
I'd be terrified too. He's gonna be blind behind a layer of ice

>> No.5153064

>>5153043
I'd love to see him open his helmet and drink out of a can.

>> No.5153065

BaumgartnFelix
RT if you're watching me right now

>> No.5153066
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>>5153051
Too excited!

>> No.5153068

>28,000 more to go

wat

>> No.5153070

ODST!

>> No.5153073

>>5153056
And then get transported back in time together with the balloon, crashing in 1947

>> No.5153086

28000 more? fuck that

i got shit todo

>> No.5153074

Im really sick of these fisheye lense shots... cant we see what it looks like naturally?

>> No.5153075
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5153075

Fucking awesome

>> No.5153076

THIS INANIMATE CARBON ROD!

>> No.5153077

>>5153068
In terms of pressure

>> No.5153078

Can't even imagine how the guy feels right now.

>> No.5153079

>>5153072
Well then he's gonna go meet Laika in Jupiter

>> No.5153081

Why exactly is this exciting?

>> No.5153082

>DOOR WONT OPEN

oh shit nigga what are you-

>> No.5153083

>>5150925
just a skip, a hop and a jump, sing the music, felix

>> No.5153084

>>5153062
That would be actually quite funny.

>> No.5153085

Austrian .. dude sounds just like Ahnuld


captcha: you stagedA

>> No.5153088

>>5153068
They were talking about pressure equivalents. The cabin had the pressure of what the outside had at 100,000 feet.

>> No.5153104

do a barrel roll!

>> No.5153105
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>>5153073
Well, won't he be traveling way over 88mph?

>> No.5153090

oh shit door stuck

>> No.5153092
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>>5153063

>> No.5153093

>>5153072
I beg you...

>> No.5153094
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>>5153075

>> No.5153095

MISSION CONTROL LYING TO FELIX
YOUR DOOR IS STUCK NIGGA

>> No.5153096

>>5153072
Five star post

>> No.5153098

>>5153086
Hes talking about the interior air pressure

>> No.5153099

>>5153078
Probably about the same way it feels to wait for a girl's late period.

>> No.5153101
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>>5153073

HOLY SHIT

>> No.5153103

>BUNNYHOPPING CONFIRMED

VIDYA RELATED

>> No.5153107

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiN6t7K7txw

this makes this so much more epic

>> No.5153109

WHY IS THE SKY DARKER THE HIGHER YOU GO UP?

>> No.5153120

Capsule air pressure lower than outside air pressure, ofcourse door is gonna be stuck.

>> No.5153121

Do you think he can see? They haven't said anything and they've been keeping all the visor shit on the down-low most of the time.

>> No.5153119

DOOR IS OPEN

THIS IS HAPPENING

>> No.5153111

DO A BARREL ROLL

>> No.5153112

>>5153086
They're talking about capsule air pressure. He's got the equivalent of 100,000ft in his capsule.

>> No.5153113

>>5153103
>DOOR STUCK
>BUNNYHOPPING

RED BULL PROMOTING CS:GO CONFIRMED

>> No.5153114

>>5153109
SPACE

>> No.5153116

>>5153081
And then there is THAT guy!
You want attention? It's your lucky day, I feel generous. Here, have attention.

>> No.5153117

Are there any options other than him jumping

>> No.5153118

fuark man, that view

>> No.5153122

>>5153107
Nothing is fucking happening it's a guy sitting a pod how the fuck is this music appropriate

>> No.5153123

>>5153086
>American detected

>> No.5153124

Just beautiful

>> No.5153126

The balloon dropped more than 500 ft already

>> No.5153150

JESUS FUCK I SHAT MYSELF JUST WATCHING THAT

>> No.5153151

DOOR IS OPEN!

>> No.5153152

OH GOD ITS HAPPENING

>> No.5153153

>>5153130
He's at the edge

>> No.5153155

>>5153141
That heavy breathing...

>> No.5153156

DOOR OPEN

>> No.5153128

OH SHIT, THE DOOR IS OPENING
ITS HAPPENING

>> No.5153129

HERE WE GO. MY BODY IS SO FUCKING READY FOR THIS.

>> No.5153130

>>5153114
BUT HE'S STILL IN THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE, RIGHT?

>> No.5153137

>>5153117
it's okay, if he just floats a bit higher he'll get on the iss

>> No.5153138

IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN

>> No.5153139
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5153139

Doors open!

>> No.5153141
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5153141

>Might tumble a bit
This nigga

>> No.5153142

oh fuckkkkkkkk

>> No.5153131

HOLY FUCK

>> No.5153132

>>5153109
NOTHING TO REFLECT ON

>> No.5153133

HERE WE GO

>> No.5153134

>>5150925
it's time, say hello to Luna, Felix

>> No.5153135

OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

>> No.5153136

DOOR IS OPEN

>> No.5153143

>>5153128
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

>> No.5153144

ITS HAPPENING!

>> No.5153145

oh fuck

>> No.5153146

shit just got real

>> No.5153147

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

>> No.5153149

hoyl shit door open

>> No.5153183

AND HEERREEEE WE GOOOOOO

>> No.5153185

I'm nearly choking on my own spit. I forget to swallow

>> No.5153186

FURTHER FORWARD DAMMIT!

>> No.5153187

>slips

>> No.5153157
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5153157

>that shot of him looking out over the curvature of the earth
:0

>> No.5153158

FHDIOASFHAOIFSDANIOPFSDAOJIFSADJIOFJIOSDAFJIOFAJIOASDFJIOFSDAOJISDNIOGAOIAGSGASSDA

>> No.5153159

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

>> No.5153160

IT'S HAPPENING!!

>> No.5153161

HOLY FUCK THIS IS BALLS FUUUUUUCK

>> No.5153162

>>5153142
I'm fucking super pumped!!!!

>> No.5153163
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5153163

>that view

>> No.5153164
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5153164

RELEASE SEATBELT.

>> No.5153165

SHHIIITTTTT

>> No.5153166

>>5153086
hahahahha really hope you're trolling right now

>> No.5153169

>REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS

>> No.5153170

HOLY SHIT DAT VIEW

>> No.5153171

OH SHIT NIGGAS

>> No.5153172

ITEM 234980729834, INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B

>> No.5153173

Won't opening the parachute when going the speed of sound hurt like hell?

>> No.5153174

>That feel when you forget to release your seatbelt

>> No.5153175

Ataboy, Felix.

>> No.5153176

>that feel when you will never open a door in your life that will give you such emotions

>> No.5153178
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FUCk

>> No.5153179

>>5153159
Oh my god this is amazing.

>> No.5153180

30 seconds until door stuck.

>> No.5153181

COS MOMMA I'M COMMING HOME

>> No.5153204

He's choking. lol

>> No.5153188

THE DOORS HAVE OPEN! THE DOORS HAVE OPENED!

>> No.5153189

>INB4 BOILING AMERIBLOOD

>> No.5153203

I think now is a good as any time to start playing major tom.

>> No.5153190

FUGG YEAHHH SCIENCE BEGINS

>> No.5153191
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Oh god now I'm nervous

>> No.5153193

>tfw his suit rips

>> No.5153194
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...

>> No.5153195

TEN MINUTES OF OXYGEN

IT BEGINS

>> No.5153196

The knife is actually so he can slit his own throat if the parachute fails

>> No.5153197

THAT FUCKING VIEW

>> No.5153198

Felix, you are magnificent

>> No.5153199

SHIT NIGGA HES MOVIN OUT OF HIS CHAIR

>> No.5153200

FELIX YOU'RE SHAKING

>> No.5153201

>>5153191
He's gonna go meet Anti-Spirals

>> No.5153206

DAT TOP DOWN VIEW HOLY FUCK

>> No.5153207
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>>5153176

>> No.5153208

OH SHIT WHATS HAPPOENING

>> No.5153209

Daaaamn.

>> No.5153223

FELIX HIT THE SKYBOX IRL

>> No.5153225

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING

>> No.5153212

I'M GONE, OVER AND OUT.

>> No.5153214
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5153214

He jumped!

>> No.5153215
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5153215

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.5153216

HE JUMPED (i have the images one minute in advance of the stream umad?)

>> No.5153217

THERE WAS NO GOD

>> No.5153211

about to shit emyself

>> No.5153220

AND HERE...WE..GO!!

>> No.5153221

>>5153173
it would rip his arms off. the atmosphere will slow him back down before he opens his shoot. back to about 130mph when he's much closer to the ground. good thing he has a heat suit.

>> No.5153222
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JESUS H CHRIST

>> No.5153226

Famous last words:


Mfmfff mfmmmffff mfmfmmf ckkc mmmff

>> No.5153242
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5153242

>I'm going home now

How often to simple words hold such gravitas

>> No.5153227

HE DID IT

>> No.5153228

PLUMMET

>> No.5153229

shiiiiiit

>> No.5153230

Oh my god.

>> No.5153232

I'm going home now...

>> No.5153233

I'M GOING HOME NOW
>confirmed for better than neil

>> No.5153234

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.5153235

All I caught was "I'm going home now"

>> No.5153236

Wow Glad I didn't stick to CNN fucking fagggots cut away the moment he jumped

>> No.5153239
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5153239

>I'm going home now

>> No.5153240

oh god I thought he was dead holy fuck

>> No.5153241

SHIT HE JUST STARTED TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.5153243

He will fucking explode, just wait.

>> No.5153244

>dat breathing

>> No.5153245

SHIT CAN YOU FEEL IT????

>> No.5153260

>>5153236
Welcome to American television, it really is one of the most pathetic things you can witness

>> No.5153261

STABLE DECENT!STABLE DECENT!STABLE DECENT!STABLE DECENT!STABLE DECENT!STABLE DECENT!

>> No.5153247

>>5153181
>>5153181
>>5153181
>>5153181
>>5153181
>181
>COS MOMMA I'M COMMING HOME
>>5153181
>>5153181


I FUCKING CALLED IT

>> No.5153249

700mph....dear god

>> No.5153251
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5153251

post screenshots

>> No.5153252

>>5153241
He's tumbling rapidly.


STABILIZING!!!!

>> No.5153254

that fucking breathing

>> No.5153255

I thought there was cameras on his suit?!

>> No.5153257
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5153257

OH SHJIIIIT

>> No.5153258

>30km/h from mach 1

>> No.5153259

dat spin to recovery!

>> No.5153271

hasdfavadsf huuheeee adfslhdadh huuuheeee alsdfhfgah huuuheeee

>> No.5153263

he has become more than a man

>> No.5153264

D-did anyone catch all his speech thing?

>> No.5153265

>Those jugs on the mom.

>> No.5153269

>>5153264
I only caught "....very high.." and "I'm coming home now"

>> No.5153272

>>5153247
>IM A SHOOTING STAR, LEAPING THROUGH THE SKIES

>> No.5153273

why is HE NOT BREAKNIG THE SPEED OF SOUND

DID HE FUCK UP

>> No.5153284

visor is icing up

>> No.5153285

CHUTE DEPLOYED CHUTE DEPLOYED!!

>> No.5153274

I actually cried


Visor fogging up

>> No.5153275

fuck he was moving.

>> No.5153277

>>5153264
I did.

"Sometimes you need to be really high up just to see how small you are.

I'm going home now."

>> No.5153279
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5153279

VIDEO STOPS BUFFERING!

>> No.5153280

I MISSED THE FUCKING JUMP AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

>> No.5153281

MY VISOR IS FOGGING UP

>> No.5153283
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5153283

Something about passing out

>> No.5153300

Did he break the sound barrier?

>> No.5153301

And he doesn't even beat the record.

Kittinger should be pleased

>> No.5153303

CHUTE OUT

>> No.5153286

MY VISOR IS FOGGING UP

>> No.5153287

MY PARACHUTE ISNT WORKING


OH FUCK

>> No.5153289

>>5153281

did he just say "pass out"

>> No.5153299

dat parachute

>> No.5153290

>>5153277
>I'm going home now.
Sounds almost ominous.

>Your face when he doesn't pull his chute

>> No.5153291

He's 2.30 into freefall.

He just said he almost passed out for some reason i think.

Something about his visor.


It's fogging up oh shit he can't see.

>> No.5153292

did he died?
why is there no helmet cam?

>> No.5153293
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5153293

>visor fogging up
oooooh shit

>> No.5153294

VISOR FOGGIN UP OHSHIT

>> No.5153295

oh shit its fogging up

>> No.5153296

>mfw visor ices over

>> No.5153297

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Strangely fitting.

>> No.5153298

CHUTE DEPLOYED

>> No.5153305

He didn't make the record?
Oh man ;(

>> No.5153306

So did he break the sound barrier?

>> No.5153325

Did he reach the speed of sound?

>> No.5153326
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He's coming home.

>> No.5153307

>>5153297
6k feet and dropping!

>> No.5153308
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>>5153296
SHOOT DEPLOYED MFW

>> No.5153309

He's at 6,600 feet, watching Discovery on tv.... is the stream lagged?

>> No.5153310

>Joe's face when his record isn't broken

>> No.5153311

CLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

>> No.5153312

>>5153292
gotta pay for that

>> No.5153313

>>5153277
awesome

WE CHUTE NOW

>> No.5153314

FUCK he did not break the sound barrier though

Is that even possible with the pull of gravity alone?

>> No.5153315

Someone make a gif of him jumping off.

>> No.5153316

>>5153300
>>5153301
He started gyrating rapidly and I think that caused him to go slower.

>> No.5153318

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLlJD7EAsYg
fitting as fuck from 1:14 onwards

>> No.5153319

>>5153301
Thats the record for longest freefall time... he spent less time freefalling, because he fell at a faster speed

>> No.5153320

He broke 2 records but how fast did he go?

>> No.5153322

>>5153306
We need the instruments. We thing he did though.

>> No.5153324

Did he pull the chute early?

>> No.5153338

>>5153333

Speed of sound changes with density of air

>> No.5153327

>>5153292
>helmet cam
There is probably one, but it cannot broadcast in real time.
Bandwidth is kept for communication.
We will see it later.

>> No.5153328

>>5153316
The anticipated rolling, though

>> No.5153329

>didnt break mach 1
>opened the chute too early

retard

>> No.5153330

He didn't break the record, what a loser

>> No.5153333

The speed of sound is 340.29 m / s
During the jump be broke 700.00 m / s

>> No.5153334

>>5153300
Yer, he reached about 729mph

>> No.5153335

>that fat american idiot going "couldn't have done it better myself"

>> No.5153336

I NEED DIRECTIONS

>> No.5153337
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5153337

>400 something posts in 20 minutes
i had no idea this many people where on /sci/

>> No.5153339

>>5153330
He's broke like 3 records in an afternoon give the guy a break.

>> No.5153340

Anyone spot the massive diamond earings the mom is wearing?

>> No.5153361

>>5153344
"Sometimes you need to be really high up just to see how small you are.

I'm going home now."

>> No.5153362

>>5153315

http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1350238257750.gif

>> No.5153363

>>5153337
/vp/ here.

>> No.5153364

>>5153337

>implying I'm not posting every 20 seconds

>> No.5153342

Drop some fucking flares!

>> No.5153344

>no one-liner

>> No.5153345

>>5153335


>yfw he holds the record


butthurt yuropoor detected

>> No.5153346

>>5153329
It said he was going an estimated 770 miles per hour at the start.

You only need to go 330 mph.

>> No.5153349

>>5153337

People are migrating from other boards

>> No.5153350

>>5153337
/v/ here. Came here for the jump.

>> No.5153351

>>5153333

No, he went 730 mph... not meters per second. The speed of sound is 800 miles and hour.

>> No.5153352

>>5153333
>700m/s

I think you mean mph

>> No.5153353

that super small parachute
wtf man

>> No.5153354

>>5153333
>>5153334
This. He broke three records. The only one remaining is the one for longest freefall time.

>> No.5153355

"The wind is out of the north"
"EAAAAAAAAAAST"
"I mean east! Sorry"

FUCKING NOOB

>> No.5153358

>>5153339

>He came in third place but is still a winenr!

>> No.5153359

>>5153337
Because there aren't.
You and all your friends right here are probably from others boards

>> No.5153382

>>5153335
Thats the previous record holder dunce.

>> No.5153367

Why are people saying he didn't break the record? He was much faster than 614 mph.

http://www.nationalmuseum.af.mil/factsheets/factsheet.asp?id=562

>> No.5153368

>>5153335
He holds the previous record, so I think he has the right to say that...

>> No.5153369

>>5153337
/m/ here. Thought this would be the most appropriate board to watch the jump.

He Earthbound Now.

>> No.5153370

HE GOING SUPER SAYIAN, ANY MOMENT WHEN HE LANDS. IT ALL EXPLODE.

>> No.5153372

Was I correct in seeing the vapor "cone" form around him, or was I seeing things?

>> No.5153374

>>5153351
761mph*

>> No.5153375
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>>5153335
>yurpoor being this ignorant

>> No.5153377

>>5153333
700 km/s

>> No.5153379

>>5153337
People migrate here temporarily when big things like this and the mars landing happen.

>> No.5153380

>>5153367
he didn't break the speed of sound visibly so it looked like they fucked up

>> No.5153381

>>5153361
Those are two lines.

>> No.5153383

I bet 10 bucks he would die, damn

>> No.5153384

>>5153377
what

>> No.5153386

>>5153337
/int/ here, olá

>> No.5153408

>>5153346

No the speed of sound is 768 mph, he went a little under that. You're thinking of it in m/s, which is 340 m/s

>> No.5153409

>>5153337
/sp/ here, /sci/ is best board :3

>> No.5153389

>>5153337
I'm an /a/non but I came here for the jump

>> No.5153390

DOWN!!!

>> No.5153392

>>5153370
DAMN

THAT LANDING

>> No.5153393

>dat landing

HOLY SHIT DAT FUCKING LANDING.

>> No.5153395

HES DOWN!

>> No.5153396

>>5153346
speed of sound is related to the density of the medium, which means you have to evaluate both local density and local speed to determine whether he broke the barrier.

>> No.5153397

BOSS FUCKING LANDING

>> No.5153398

He's back now.

>> No.5153399

TOUCHDOWN FELIX

>> No.5153394

>he didn't break mach 1
>he opened the chute too early
>biggest disapointment of the year with 7 millions witnesses

I'm dying of laughter

>> No.5153400

If laws of entropy are true, he will destroy all life on earth within 5 minutes.

>> No.5153401

>DOWN ON HIS KNEES, WHAT A SHOT

>> No.5153402

An hero. Outstanding. Excellent. Exceptional.

Felix you rock!

>> No.5153404

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

BORDER PATROL

>> No.5153405

A+ jump, Felix

Welcome home....

>> No.5153406

>>5153381
Pick either.

>> No.5153407
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>>5153337
/vg/ says hi

>> No.5153410

>>5153337
I'm actually from Reddit.

>> No.5153411

>>5153346
It's 330 m/s, 738.2 mph. He still beat it but just for clarification. He wasn't going mach 2

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>>5153393
Touchdown.

>> No.5153428

dat kiss?

>> No.5153424

Touchdown,motherfucker.
Welcome back.

>> No.5153425
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5153425

>> No.5153426

>>5153406
"I'm coming home" sounds nice.

>> No.5153427

I...
It's raining now.

>> No.5153413

NIGGA just STEPPED down gently onto Earth. DAMN. Record for highest jump OWNED

>> No.5153414

This guy is filthy rich isn't he?

>> No.5153415
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Redbull confirmed more useful to humanity than NASA.

>> No.5153416

Holy shit that fucking landing, so goddamn perfect.

>> No.5153419

>>5150925
incredible felix, the world is applauding it

parabéns

>> No.5153420
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>implying this wasn't faked

>> No.5153421

GIRL ON GIRL ACTION

>> No.5153423

>>5153400

I hope he does

>> No.5153429

ITT yuropoors using the wrong measurements

>HE WENT 700KPH!
>HE WENT 700 M/S !

>> No.5153430

And was immediately crushed by his own capsule.

>> No.5153433

Thanks for hosting us /sci/.
Kisses,
/trv/

>> No.5153434

anyone catch those 2 girls kissing

>> No.5153435

>>5153358
He's a winner in my book. ;_;

>> No.5153436
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5153436

>not into wormhole

>> No.5153437

I guess this is what you can call a HALO jump.

>> No.5153438

Are you even trying NASA?

>> No.5153439

>>5153412
Imagine for a moment, if he died while flying back in the Recovery helicopter.

>> No.5153442
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5153442

Why the fuck am I crying? I never cry. What the fuck

Anyone else?

>> No.5153443

>>5153428
they are european, its normal there

>> No.5153447

>>5153427

You're such a faggot

>> No.5153448
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>>5153425

>> No.5153449

>>5153382
cameras in his face

>face plate

>> No.5153450

>did not break record
>did not break record

>> No.5153451

>>5153382
>>5153375
I'm the ignorant one? he's still a fat american, at his peak many, many years ago.

>> No.5153452

he got scared and opened the chute early

>> No.5153467

inb4 gets crushed by capsule on its decent

>> No.5153468

He didn't break the longest freefall record.

Still broke two other records though.

>> No.5153469
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GOAT

>> No.5153456

>>5153443
ahahahaha no

>> No.5153457

>>5153429
>KPH
KiloPetrols per Hour?

>> No.5153459

RIP mark

>> No.5153460

>>5153443
Nope

>> No.5153461

So when do they upload the suit cam?

>> No.5153462
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5153462

>yfw he collected space dust while in space and brought back a virus that will kill everyone

>> No.5153463

>>5153442
Of course I got teary-eyed, who the fuck wouldn't. It was glorious.

>> No.5153466
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5153466

>mfw while listening to the 2001 soundtrack
Everything synced up perfectly.

>> No.5153483

Need a gif of the moment he jumped

>> No.5153484

>>5153471

It's an object, it doesn't have feelings, you autist.

>> No.5153471

Look at that poor balloon

>D-did I do good guys?
>G-guys...?

>> No.5153472

>>5153463

Anybody who doesn't cry at sunsets

>> No.5153473

>>5153451

>yuroppors
>in charge of not being cunts

>> No.5153475

>>5153446

>> No.5153476

>>5153442
Yep, i honestly shed tears.

>> No.5153477

>>5153451
inb4
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!

>> No.5153478

> inb4 he gets addicted to this

>> No.5153479

Let's all go out and buy a case of Red Bull!

>> No.5153481

>DAT TRIPPING OVER THE PARACHUTE

>> No.5153486
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5153486

When he started tumbling, i honestly thought he was passed out or dead.

>> No.5153495

>>5153483
see

>>5153475

>> No.5153496

>this shitty music

>> No.5153497

>>5153471

Ballon-kun is the true hero

>> No.5153498

>>5153487
mommy will take care of it,

>> No.5153499

>>5153473
Dear USA. England is not Europe. Don't believe their lies. Ever.

>> No.5153487

This nigga gonna get LAID tonight, you betcha.

>> No.5153488

>>5153452
maybe he went so fast that he reached the point where he needed to deploy his chute before he could beat that record.

>> No.5153489

>>5153467
Ground control to major tom...

>> No.5153490

>>5153471

;_;

never 4get

>> No.5153491

BRB Getting Redd Bull.

>> No.5153493

>>5153483

See

>>5153362

Filesize is too big for 4chan

>> No.5153494
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>> No.5153501

Fucking great guys.

>> No.5153502

>>5153486
Me too I was actually scared for him

>> No.5153503

>>5153486

this. I remember them saying that tumbling was expected, but I forgot about that at the time.

>> No.5153515

>>5153505
They're talking about the longest freefall record, which he did not break.

>> No.5153504

STREAM MUTED

>> No.5153505

>>5153488
He broke the record retards

>> No.5153507

>Twin Atlantic

>> No.5153511

>>5153452
Well considering he had a quicker fall than the previous jump from high altitude I don't think so.

>> No.5153517

>>5153337
/co/ here

We like people who can fly.

>> No.5153518

>>5153466
>Thus spoke zarathustra
Not Wagner's Ritt der Walküren, Nietzsche's daddy.

>> No.5153519

>>5153489
take your protein pills and put your helmet on

>> No.5153532

>>5153487

>tonight
>implying his dick can stand the amount of pussy he's about to get in the rest of his life.

>> No.5153533

>>5153337
Cause /b/ its just a Eurofag/AmeriFag fight

>> No.5153534
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>>5153451
>hurr i was just told for being a fucking retard, let me refute you by being more retarded

Are you french?

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>>5153463
>crying over a guy jumping from really high to advertise a beverage

>> No.5153525

That was special, one of the moments I will never forget

>> No.5153526

>>5150925
I little jump for a man, a giant marketing step for an energy drink...

well, was great

>> No.5153527

YOU CAN TWEET QUESTIONS
What shall we ask together?

>> No.5153528

>>5153505
Not the longest free fall idiot.

>> No.5153538

>>5153526
*a

>> No.5153542
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>>5153471

>> No.5153543

>>5153528
Yet he broke the free fall speed record idiot

>> No.5153545

>>5153527
why you no have helmet cam

>> No.5153546

>>5153511
ngghggh holy crap
He had a shortest FREEFALL, not a shortest fall.

>> No.5153547

>>5153527
>Dear Felix, did you shit your pants?

>> No.5153549

>>5153534
Austria*

>> No.5153550

>>5153534
Isn't Redbull Austrian?

>> No.5153551

>>5153534
austria fuck yeah

>> No.5153553

>>5153534
*austria

>> No.5153560

>>5153545

They're going to upload it later

>> No.5153561

You can be damn sure Red Bull will be the next energy drink I buy.

Then back to Monster.

>> No.5153564

>>5153549
>>5153551
>>5153553
Hive Mind

>> No.5153554

>>5153534
Austria*

>> No.5153555

>>5153534
Good Thing He's Austrian

>> No.5153558

I await the "fuck this thread, im out" specific gif edit.

>> No.5153559

>>5153534
Oh boy, rev up those ironic shitposts

>> No.5153565

can we all stop the international arguments and just agree that no woman could do this?

>> No.5153567

>>5153545
BECAUSE NO STREAMINGS OF THIS FALLINGS POSSIBLE RETARDO. 3 CAMS AT SUIT AND THE FOOTAGE WILL BE UPLOADED LATER PROBABLY:

>> No.5153575

Was anyone hoping he was dead when he was in that spin?

>> No.5153586

where wer u wen felix jumpd

i playing nazi zombies when dey call

"felix jumpd'

"no"

>> No.5153587

>>5153575

Yup

>> No.5153579

What about the entropy bomb that was gonna kill everybody uh? Did you lie to me again uhhhhhh?

>> No.5153580

Redbull is flippin' disgusting but I'm going out to buy eighty cans.

>> No.5153581

>>5153561
>Monster
I see you like cancer. And sideways hats.

>> No.5153583

>>5153575
>look at me I'm so edgy and dark

no

>> No.5153590

>>5153575
Nope. Not for a second.

One of the best damn things that I've seen all year.

>> No.5153591
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>>5153580

>> No.5153592

>>5153575
Nope. I was hoping he would come out of it and stabilize, because I'm not a mouth-breathing edgy shitposter.

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>>5153581

>> No.5153599

>>5153565
This

>> No.5153602

>>5153565
i've seen your mom fall lower than this guy for 10$

>> No.5153603

As he's now the greatest diver ever & performs superbly when there's no atmosphere, LFC have made a £47m bid for Baumgartner.

>> No.5153605

>>5153564
That isn't a hivemind you fucking retard

>> No.5153611

>>5153575
Yeah, I listen to Slayer too fuck you Mom and Dad.

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>>5153602

>> No.5153616
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>>5153602

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>>5153602

>> No.5153636

>During ascend and up to 2 minutes after jump
Awesome thread, funny jokes
>After landing
Insta-shitposting, thread turns to bollocks
I'm out!

>> No.5153626

GUYS ITS A CONSPIRACY! The shuttle he was in was really a weather controlling device or a super beam or something!

>> No.5153628

I'm guessing the 502 errors I'm getting on many YT video now is because of this stream.

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>>5153626
No it's not, stop being so paranoid my goyim, here have this burger.

>> No.5153648

Big fucking deal. I'm pretty anyone could fucking do this.

They pretty much told him exactly what to do ffs.

>> No.5153660

All this makes me want to go drink some Monster Rehab.

>> No.5153667

>Red Bull

Fuck Red Bull

Do you guys know that the heir to the Red Bull fortune, this rich kid drove a Ferrari and crashed into a policeman, killing him? Then the family tried to cover it up by blaming it on their lowly housekeeper. This was big news in Thailand about a month ago. It sickens me how these rich and powerful people hold all the levers in society.

>> No.5153669

water anyone?

>> No.5153673

>>5153648
You are seriously an idiot you fags puke when you pull 1.5 g's on a rollercoaster.

>> No.5153676

>>5153648
Yeah, and anyone could've discovered the Higgs Boson but they still fucking did it.

>> No.5153677

>whole youtube crashed
Welp.

>> No.5153681

>>5153677
Oh, it's up again.

>> No.5153683

>Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgart
>Mission accomplished!

>> No.5153685

>>5153667
You think he'll do an AMA on reddit? Id really like to ask him some questions.

>> No.5153687

>>5153676
>>5153673

I could if I was as stupid rich as him

>> No.5153694

Felix's greatest achievements
>free fall for nearly 40 kms
>Biggest ddos attack to youtube ever

A life worth living

>> No.5153701

>>5153667

You just jelly you're not the heir of the Red Bull fortune

>> No.5153702
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5153702

I love youtube.

>> No.5153706

>>5153702
Fuck this gay Earth.

>> No.5153708

>>5153702
Just kill me now.

>> No.5153720

>>5153702
this was literally the least funny joke i've ever seen

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>>5153702
Okay now I am genuinely upset.

>> No.5153726

>>5153702
Why do people care about these celebrities.

>> No.5153733

"I-I'm real T-Terrified"

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>>5153694
>ddos

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>>5153702
dumbass...

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>>5153702

Oh christ. Oh fucking christ

>> No.5153761

>>5153673
He pulled precisly 1G, you do realise that right?

>> No.5153772

>>5153738
jokeoveryourhead.png

>> No.5153776

>>5153761
Rotation adds some slight acceleration, don't you think?

>> No.5153777

>>5153761
realize*
Do you even spelling?

>> No.5153793

>>5153777
>Amerifats in charge of not being ignorant as fuck

>> No.5153796

>>5153777
Not amerifag, so yes I do

>> No.5153799

>>5153777
This coming from the country that butchered the English language. Learn how to not spell like a pleb.

>I find your use of "u' confusing
>We'll replace the "s" in some words with "z" then everyone else will think we're cool, right guys?

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>>5153596

>> No.5153820

>>5153776
Yes I agree, when he spun definatly over 1. Just the way the post I replied to made it sound like he was doing like 5 G's "You can't even handle 1.5"

>> No.5153822

>>5153761
Wrong. Substantial deceleration as atmosphere increases density.
Even larger deceleration (>4 G's)as parachute opens.
GTFO newb

>> No.5153828

>>5153761
Actually he pulled precisely 0g

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5153849

You're all way too happy. Now that he's on the ground, the hard part begins. That nigga's gotta go rescue Sokolov.

>> No.5153856

>>5153822
force on him was only 9.8
Yes when parachute was deployed also high G's so I agree with you on that sir.
Don't see why there has to be strife, correct me like a gentleman if you will at all

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>> No.5153870

>>5153828
I stand corrected

>> No.5153876
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>> No.5153899
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5153899

Witnessing the moment of the jump followed by the wild tumbling and heavy breathing by Felix was one of the most tense moments I have experienced.

Too bad my country will be the worlds laughing stock for a few days because he didn´t break Mach, though.

>> No.5153914

>>5153899
spurdö spärdö

>> No.5153920

>>5153856
>force on him was only 9.8

um.

I think you mean acceleration.

But thanks for proving me right newb.

>> No.5153940

>>5153920
Sorry if this questions seems out of place, but this is the first time I´ve come here for a long time

have people on 4chan started using "newb" again?

>> No.5153946

>>5153899
They just said on BBC news that he did, subject to his instruments being checked.

>> No.5153952

>>5153868
>fuck this shit, I'm out

>> No.5153981

>>5153940
LOL no just me, and just in this thread I think.
I thought it was appropriate given the context.
Perhaps I was wrong.

>> No.5154035

>>5153981
>LOL
>newb
Just leave.

>> No.5154093

IT'S LIVE AGAIN

>> No.5154095

PRESS CONFERENCE STARTING

>> No.5154112

>222
>3333
>44
>555
patrickbateman.jpg

>> No.5154121

ALEINS IN MISSION CONTROL

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I don't even...

>> No.5154300

Press conference