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4172830 No.4172830 [Reply] [Original]

don't you think it's been long enough, /sci/?

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You're right. I haven't reported for what, like ten whole minutes now? Oh well. At it again.

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all the /sci/ oldfags gone now?

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>> No.4172896

>>4172891
Is he seriously making the trollface?

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And so began the worst physicist killing spree since chemists discovered chlorine gas.

CAPTCHA: The approxa

>> No.4172917

>>4172896
he always makes the trollface

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>> No.4172980

MOAR

>> No.4172984

>>4172920
Does anyone have the little story that this is from?

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I couldn't stop laughing

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>> No.4173153

>>4172984
It happens everyday.

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>> No.4174939

ITT: Pathetic, unfunny posts by unfunny autists.

>> No.4174948

>>4174939
how many times do we have to tell you, that's not a word

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>>4174939

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>> No.4174962

>>4174955
i lol'd

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>>4174959
>iknowthatfeel.png

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>> No.4174997

I love this stuff; you fags don't post fast enough.

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>>4174995

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>> No.4175039

>>4175013
>CS Lewis
>science

pick one

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This counts as a math joke right?

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>space elevators

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>> No.4175097

>>4175077
i'm not exactly certain what is happening here

>> No.4175111

>>4175097
it took me awile too, the earth has a string atached to it, then it broke, then it falls on the earth on someone who apears to be so fritenghend he has a sesure of some kind in

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>> No.4175139

>>4175128
Oh no? I throw moldy apples away all the time.

>> No.4175145

>>4175121
<span class="math"> Plot[2^(-x), {x, -12, 12}] [/spoiler]
;_;

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>> No.4175149

>>4175097
A space elevator is a proposed method to get to space, basically it's a very durable string attached to a ground base on one side and a heavy object in space on the other along which a cargo can move up. In the image the heavy space anchor breaks lose and this causes the string to "whip" earth.

Protip: This would not happen with a space elevator

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>> No.4175167

>>4175137
Not to rain on your parade, but this is almost certainly fake. Color blindness does not work like that.

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>>4175167
awww...i found it funny before.

>> No.4175175

>>4175167
Never ruin a good joke with the truth. Faggot.

>> No.4175181

>>4175156
What is this referencing?

>> No.4175177

>>4175150
>0^0=1

wats

>> No.4175183

>>4175175
Never ruin a good thread with EK, faggots.

>> No.4175186

>>4175177
see: >>4175175

>>4175181
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%E2%80%93Tarski_paradox

>> No.4175187

>>4175177
<span class="math">0.\overline{999}=1[/spoiler]

>watz

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>>4175150
>0^0=1

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>>4175183
wat? i didnt ruin the thread, im contributing!
you guys suck, pic related.
i'll just go then!

>> No.4175203

>>4175193
>>4175177
the guy is a physicist, not a mathematician. the use the definition 0^0=1 a lot.

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Good times.

>> No.4175208

>>4175200
>>4175200
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
are you guys happy ow?

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>>4172872

>The old /sci/ raff/ruse threads
>The /sci/duck
>When they first posted the video "Steven Hawkings gave us String Theory, all mass in the universe is the size of a bowling ball, everything else is energy, hence homeopathy works!"
>THAT god damn amazing evolution thread

This must be the nostalgia goggles speaking of course, but now when i think about it i do miss the /sci/ oldfags.

>> No.4175219

>>4175213
> been here all summer!!
IMO /sci/ is better now than when it first started. But that's damning with faint praise.

>> No.4175221

>>4175186
thanks

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sciSA > NASA

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>>4172872

Nope

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(Worth the semi-long read)

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>> No.4175352

say what you want about EK, but one thing is for sure: she has no sense of humor whatsoever

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>> No.4175404

>>4175177
0^0 = number of functions from the empty set to itself = 1

>> No.4175411

>>4175357
oh god my ribs

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>>4175207
which plug-in are you using to show linked posts within a post in full?

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well EK posted funny stuff, I am to participate too

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>>4175352
aww, u didnt like my /sci/-joke pics?

:(

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>>4175488

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genius

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>>4175504
>gif
<<<
seriously, what the fuck.

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>> No.4175514

>>4175504
am i the only one that immediately thought about pouring bleach into the trough?

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>>4175514

>> No.4175519

>>4175516
trollolol.
I didn't think about throwing bleach, I really thought it was awesome...

>> No.4175523

>>4175519
lol, it doesn't matter to me, id never bathe in it, you'd have to be the the most fucking skankiest dirty whore in the world to fucking do that.

>> No.4175547

>>4175523
as if it wasn't awkward enough for all men to jizz in the same place...

>> No.4175550

I feel sorry for my white girlfriend in this black dominated shithole.

>> No.4175580

>>4175504
Semen dies as soon it touches air, and mixing with other chemicals (including other mens semen), so this wouldn't work. Awesome thought though.

>> No.4175585

>>4175504
Someone has been reading too much into the Republic

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>>4175580
>Semen dies

>> No.4175591

>>4175586
You know what I meant by it, aspie.

>> No.4175592

>>4175580
da fuck did I just read.

>> No.4175593

>>4175580
>implying it was alive

>> No.4175607

>>4175404
Right, like 0^1 is the number of functions from {0} to the empty set. Wait, 0^1=0. Wait, all these sets are empty and you're a fag.

>> No.4175611

>>4175586
>>4175591
>>4175593
>/sci/ cannot into metonymies and similes

Americans detected

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>>4175580
>Semen dies as soon it touches air,
[sarcasm] yes, because when you're fucking someone, the space between the dick and pussy is an absolute vacuum, no air at all [/sarcasm]

>> No.4175617

>>4175580
no, it wouldn't work because simply dipping your naked body into semen wouldn't be able to get any into a vagina far enough to be inseminated. There's a reason why a penis has to be placed into a vagina like a slot gets you preggors.

>> No.4175618

>>4175613
>space between dick and pussy
>doyouevenfuck.jpg

>> No.4175629

>>4175617
They can use turkey basters

>>4175618
>Cannot into biology

>> No.4175634

>>4175618
They mean the space where the dick and pussy are making contact PLEBEIAN
>captcha: Wiener edbelgi

>> No.4175635

>>4175613
There's chemicals in the vagina, no air or vacuum. How anybody is so low in intelligence enough to assume "vacuum" is beyond me or common sense.

>> No.4175637

>>4175618
i mean further up, not round the sides
...i think were over thinking this. :s

>> No.4175641

>>4175635
...there IS air.

>> No.4175643

>>4175629
Sort of, there are syringes made for such purposes if you want to have a baby via sperm bank. Though they either give you one that goes into the vagina, or from the back like an ordinary syringe.

>> No.4175645

So explain sperm banks. They don't have the guys jizz with a vacuum around their tips. It's an open cup, and air stays in the whole time the jizz is stored, it just gets a light cap placed on top so it doesn't spill.

>> No.4175647

>>4175635
>No air
Do you know what a vagina is?

>> No.4175652

>>4175641
There's no air, only vapors produced by the vagina. And thrusting or penetrating a dick would push whatever air is out of it, since the presence of oxygen would make rapid motion difficult.

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>>4175645
nice, point proven. air doesnt 'kill' semen (and semen isnt even fucking alive anyway)

game
set
match

>> No.4175654

>>4175617
confirmed for someone who does not understand vagina's & bathing/swimming

>> No.4175657

>>4175645
The surface of the sperm only die, and we're usually required to put a cap on the jar we ejaculate into it, otherwise they refuse it.

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>>4175652
>There's no air, only vapors produced by the vagina.
<<<
lol, troll or absolute fucking moron?
and what would be the biological purpose of these 'vapours'?

>> No.4175667

>>4175652
If anything, the thrusting would introduce more air into the vagina. Especially if at any point during the sex it slipped out and left her wide open. But even without that happening, you'd still get air introduced.

>> No.4175669

>>4175652
What the fuck am I reading? Did you fail high school health and physics?

You are right in the fact that the thrusting motion removes some of the air in the vagina (after all, the tip's shape evolved to better remove fluids such as a competing male's semen inside the vagina), however you can't totally push out the air pocketed inside the vagina just by sticking your dick in there.

>> No.4175670

>>4175490
it was odd, seeing some funny ones, and some really not so funny ones, and then noting that all of the not so funny ones were posted by one poster

you and funny should introduce yourself at some point in the future

>> No.4175671

>>4175667
>>4175669
This

>> No.4175674

>ITT: some idiot that doesn't understand how semen reacts with outside environment

Sperm cells can survive up to 20 minutes when in contact with air, they aren't killed instantaneously. Same thing when a drop of HIV/AIDS infected is exposed to air, it still remains there for a little bit.

>> No.4175675

>>4175657
yeh, but theres still air in the cup, presumably, they will give you a big enough cup so you dont completely fill it and overflow.

and by that logic, if only the surface layer dies, why is the same not true for the trough of spunk in the thread screenshot?