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Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:13:45 2011 No.3778505 [Reply] [Original]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k&t=0m6s

Who won /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:16:45 2011 No.3778508 Please kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:18:45 2011 No.3778527 Einstein.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:22:45 2011 No.3778549 what the fuck am I watching

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:25:45 2011 No.3778558 Hawking wins for name dropping Carl Sagan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:26:45 2011 No.3778561 Kill yourself, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:26:45 2011 No.3778566 This piece of shit has over 2 MILLION hits, yet videos regarding both their accomplishments and theories are untouched. Just goes to show Youtube is full of children and the mentally deficient.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:27:45 2011 No.3778570 >>3778566 >Why did Albert Einstein got Nobel Prize? >Oh, for e=mc2

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:30:45 2011 No.3778578

>>3778566
22* million and have you ever noticed that not only do shorter videos have more views, but documentaries have to be put into pieces on youtube and since they would be illegal some are taken down. So this wouldn't be an indicator

But yeah your point is most likely valid and ironic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:31:45 2011 No.3778581 File: 78 KB, 311x311, You-must-be-new-here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3778570 Oh yeah, and sage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:37:45 2011 No.3778603 I enjoyed it. In a guilty kind of way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:38:45 2011 No.3778607 >>3778558 /thread.

::AUTOSAGE:: ::AUTOSAGE:: Thu Sep 22 00:41:45 2011 No.3778614

>>3778505

Sage. Reported. E-mailed the mods. E-mailed Moot. Repeated with a different ip and different email.

OP is a glorious winged faggot. bit map

Also, the fact that this video has so many views makes me weep for humanity. Science is not a fucking game you god damned hipsters, science is a tedious fucking process and it is not what you fucking hipsters make it out to be. I hate how fucking everyone now is so hip & cool for being nerdy. Shut the fuck up, please, and leave it to the people who actually deserve it, the people who you used to call nerds and geeks who you didn't care about 10-12 years ago, he people who will cure cancer. We don't want to be recognized, just leave us alone and you can all go and prositute yourself yo the concumerism running rampant while not understanding the joy that comes from truly knowing something, NOT just what it is called. If you know what something is called in 225 different languages, you know NOTHING about the thing, so shut the fuck up with this hipster bullshit about hurr durr gravitons and hawking radiation are so fucking cool and hip. You don't know shit.

Also, I will try to autosage this thread like I am posting on krautchan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:41:45 2011 No.3778619 >>3778570 wasn't it for explaining the photoelectric effect?

>>	::AUTOSAGE:: ::AUTOSAGE:: Thu Sep 22 00:43:45 2011 No.3778623 File: 10 KB, 202x249, HAHA FAG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't mine me, just autosaging this shit thread. Fucking OP is a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:44:45 2011 No.3778626 >>3778619 Yes.

>>	::AUTOSAGE:: ::AUTOSAGE:: Thu Sep 22 00:44:45 2011 No.3778627 File: 23 KB, 288x499, why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is OP such a fucking faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:44:45 2011 No.3778628 File: 21 KB, 303x305, 0.0.2312312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3778614

>>	::AUTOSAGE:: ::AUTOSAGE:: Thu Sep 22 00:46:45 2011 No.3778637 File: 78 KB, 680x560, uber why ubv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me why, OP is such a fagg-got, tell me why, I don't ever want to hear you say, OP swings thaaaat way.

>>	::AUTOSAGE:: ::AUTOSAGE:: Thu Sep 22 00:47:45 2011 No.3778647 File: 6 KB, 251x210, op is fag spid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP is a faggot . mp3. avi . jpeg . jpg . gif . com . org . bitmap

>>	::AUTOSAGE:: ::AUTOSAGE:: Thu Sep 22 00:48:45 2011 No.3778653 File: 16 KB, 320x220, faggot detector spid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3778505

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:49:45 2011 No.3778658 >>3778505 >50 year old video NICE FIND OP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:52:45 2011 No.3778665 >>3778614 You upset, son. Want a kitten that glows in dark?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 00:57:45 2011 No.3778687 File: 12 KB, 249x213, 1315682236023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >22 million views.

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:00:45 2011 No.3778703

For the extremely retarded, who don't belong here, here's my analysis of this terrible video.

Puns in the video that I've noticed after watching it twice: (once pausing to write these down)
>Hawk-ward (self explanatory)
>Albert E = M.C. Squared (MC--get it?)
>p-brane (m-theory)

Non-pun references to physics
>minds are relatively blown (relativity)
>stretching out the rhymes like gravity stretches time (general relativity)
>dropping mad apples on your head (reference to issac newton, apple falling from a tree)
>from the shoulder's of giants (another reference to issac newton: If I have seen further it is only by standing on the shoulders of giants.)
>brief history of pain (ref to hawkin's book, brief history of time)
>can't destroy matter (conservation of mass-energy)
>the hole in your black hole theory (information paradox)
>10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
00,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe (self explanatory)
>bring the heat with the mushroom clouds your makin (ref to atomic weaponry, related to E=mc^2)
>bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan (If you wish to bake an apple pie form scratch, you must first invent the universe. -- Carl)
>while it's true that my work is based on you (hawkin's work is based on einstein's theory of general relativity)

That's all the (painfully) obvious ones that I noticed. Probably missed some.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:07:45 2011 No.3778716 Youtube drains my faith on humanity more and more...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:25:45 2011 No.3778786 >>3778603 Agreed, /sci/ needs to remove the stick up it's ass. This is the science equivalent of junk food and there is nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:27:45 2011 No.3778795 Two rappers does not equal rapper^2. Einstein's math doesn't work so Stephen wins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:36:45 2011 No.3778824 >>3778786 Yet obesity is a first world epidemic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:43:45 2011 No.3778843 >>3778824 That's the fault of the consumer and not the product.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:49:45 2011 No.3778871 >>3778843 Well I'm not saying we should ban shit like in OP. Just actively discourage it. Maybe education campaigns against it, expounding the value of healthy science.

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:51:45 2011 No.3778878
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ok so im just gonna list the winnarz of the ones ive seen and why..
hitler; "also dope on za mic"
hawking;
"ive got 12 inch rims on my chair, thats how i roll yall"
chuck fucking norris; "i am chuck fucking norris" and because lincoln was a bitch irl
and finally,
macho man randy savage; "when midgets step up, i stomp midget asses"

Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:51:45 2011 No.3778879

>>3778795
Bullshit.

Let W denote the # of words a single rapper speaks, and R the number that rhyme. Rapper 1 rhymes R_1 times, rapper 2 R_2 times.

The number of non-rhyming words spoken by rapper 1 is then (W_1 - R_1). The number of non-rhymes rapper 2 makes is, similarly, (W_2 - R_2).

The number of new rhymes formed by the combination of the two rappers is then:

P_r * (W_1 - R_1) * (W_2 - R_2), where P_r is the probability that any given pairing of words will rhyme (and depends on the relative skill of the two rappers).

If einstein is both rappers, then W_1 = W_2 = W, R_1 = R_2 = R, and thus, the total number of rhymes spoken is:
2R + P_r * (W^2 + R^2 - 2WR)

As you can see, the number of rhymes spoken by two rappers goes like the square of the number of rhymes a single rapper would produce, as the R^2 term dominates for R->inf

Therefore the rhymes of two rappers goes like the square of the skill of the rappers, assuming they are equal. So einstein's statement is correct.

Seriously, are you guys retarded or something? This is supposed to be a math and science board...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:52:45 2011 No.3778884 >>3778871 I don't see a problem with it as long as people who just stick with this kind of junk food science don't pretend to be intelligent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:54:45 2011 No.3778889 >>3778884 I don't see a problem with Nazis as long as they don't genocide Jews and start world wars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 01:58:45 2011 No.3778905 >>3778889 Agreed, as long as they don't mess with other people they're alright by me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 02:01:45 2011 No.3778917 File: 55 KB, 800x595, sage lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3778614 >>3778623 >>3778627 >>3778637 >>3778647 >>3778653 pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 02:12:45 2011 No.3778950 I thought it was funny and I'm a physics doctorate. I guess what they say about lowly engineers having no sense of humor is true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 02:15:45 2011 No.3778956 >>3778950 it says more about the low intelligence of /sci in general. oh noes you're contaminating my super serious science :'(

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 02:17:45 2011 No.3778965 how the hell can they do this without hawking's permission

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 05:15:45 2011 No.3779449 File: 48 KB, 319x243, 56sd4f65as6989w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3778614 >>3778614

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 05:19:45 2011 No.3779456 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 >>3778614 Self-important undergrad detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 05:38:45 2011 No.3779470 >youtube account about silly rap battles between historical personalities make one about Einstein and Hawking >BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW DEY DON TAKE SIENS SERIOUSLY THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HUMANITY FART FART FART This is even funnier than the video.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 05:40:45 2011 No.3779471 Stephen Hawking

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 05:45:45 2011 No.3779478 this is glorious, favorited and will post this as /sci/ daily dose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 05:47:45 2011 No.3779480 >>3778879 You're so stupid it hurts. captcha: the outlaw

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 22 08:13:45 2011 No.3779670 I admit it, I smiled when they named Sagan

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