Pseud statements you are forced to tolerate in science and math

[Anonymous No.15233305]

I'll start
>Mathematics is the language of the universe

[Anonymous No.15233310]

>>15233305
>God made the integers, all else is the work of man

[Anonymous No.15233313]

>we need a theory of everything

[Anonymous No.15233318]

>>15233305
Dark matter

[Anonymous No.15233448]

>>15233305
>Space time

[Anonymous No.15233454]

>>15233310
People repeating this have no idea what Kronecker meant by this.

[Anonymous No.15233459]

Professor of ethics says a thing

[Anonymous No.15233464]

>>15233454
What did he mean?

[Anonymous No.15233489]

>>15233464
That set theory is fake.

[Anonymous No.15233495]

>>15233464
Just copes of a Delta Male

[Anonymous No.15233517]

>>15233305
Language is another name for structure.

[Anonymous No.15233543]

>>15233517
Mathematics is not the structure of the universe

[Anonymous No.15233561]

>>15233543
The universe don't need a structure cause it sustains us all anyway

[Anonymous No.15233570]

>>15233543
Its a bijection of sensory replications. The validity is relative to the definition of universe.

[Anonymous No.15233586]

>>15233543
Its a bundle of experiences we treat as landmarks. Define universe.

[Anonymous No.15233790]

>>15233543
Mathematics is the structure of the language of the universe.

[Anonymous No.15233820]

>>15233305
>Trust the science
>The science is settled.
>Believe in science
>Law of averages

>Voltage leakage
>Voltage flow
>Using energy/power/work as synonyms.

[Anonymous No.15233833]

One of the worst traits of the pseud is to stuggle with X and then once they finally get it, pronounce to the world that X is easy.
>Well X is actually very easy, you've just got to put the work in!

[Anonymous No.15233928]

>>15233305
>the elegant solution
most efficient, best, fastest, easiest are all better descriptive terms if you're not a preening faggot.

[Anonymous No.15233958]

philosophy and humanities are gay dont care about """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pseuds"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.15234074]

>>15233305
>It all started to click

[Anonymous No.15234086]

>>15233305
>correlation is not causation

[Anonymous No.15234113]

>>15233305
>I find ___ fascinating
Especially when the blank is filled in with something obviously extremely complex and involved with every facet of our reality:
>I find the human brain fascinating
>I find the universe fascinating
>I find mathematics / physics / language fascinating
If you are a human and don't find these things fascinating, you are a dullard. The only reason you announce these things is signal that you aren't a total dullard, but only someone insecure about their dullard status would feel the need to say it. It's like someone that says "I love you" too often, or those guys that get hyper insecure about being perceived as gay so they need to talk about how hot every other girl is. As a runner up,
>the uncertainty principle shows
>the godel incompleteness theorem shows
followed by things that have nothing to do with physics or formal systems.

[Anonymous No.15234211]

>>15234113
*Some paranormal thing* can be explained by Quantum

[Anonymous No.15234229]

>>15233305
Propose speeding up something which it actually a bottle neck.
>Premature Optimization is the root of all evil!!!!!
Write a custom function which solves a problem a built-in library is unsuited for
>You're reinventing the wheel!!!!

>Muh bike shed!!!!!

Basically anything from hacker news.

[Anonymous No.15234240]

[Anonymous No.15234290]

>>15234113
>find topic fascinating
>get laughed at by neckbeards
this is how you create science hitler.

[Cult of Passion No.15234298]

>>15233543
Physics is Geometric, which is the math of "sidelength 1".

Yes, my son, it is....

[Anonymous No.15234307]

>>15233305
>>15233928
Cope. Math is the language of God and Elegance is a good thing. Start with Plato, pseud.

[Cult of Passion No.15234319]

>arbitrary shapes

[Anonymous No.15234541]

>>15233820
>>Using energy/power/work as synonyms.
Seems less "pseud" and more "layman".

[Anonymous No.15234547]

>>15234541
I meant to add "Terms that just annoy me," but for some reason forgot to add it. Anyways, that's the reason for the split.

[Anonymous No.15234559]

>Professor forces laughter when asked a hard question

[Cult of Passion No.15234560]

>>15234541
Define entropy.

[Anonymous No.15234625]

qualia

[Anonymous No.15234632]

>>15234625
qualia is real. see colorblindness

[Anonymous No.15234715]

"Photons have no mass." GRRRR!

[Anonymous No.15234748]

>>15234560
Life

[Anonymous No.15234997]

>>15234211
To give some examples, I'm talking about stuff like
>the uncertainty principle shows that free will is possible / that there are parallel universes
>godel's theorem shows that bible can't contain all truths / we can never have a complete theory of physics
>

[Anonymous No.15235001]

>>15234997
>post drivel
>no one cares
>reply to your own post 10 hours later
>ramble like a drone about shit no one cares about

[Anonymous No.15235005]

>>15234290
>science hitler.
That would be preferable to the totally idle dorks on /r/science. But more seriously, I'm specifically talking about when the topic is so incredibly broad that it's more a way to look superficially smarter and deeper to your redditor friends.
>I find quantum physics fascinating
vs
>I find the Quantum Hall effect fascinating
One of these statements required actually opening a book at some point.

[Anonymous No.15235009]

>>15235001
I'm responding to real people and am very much on topic in a very slow thread. I find your annoyance with this fascinating.
>inb4 someone accuses you of also being me

[Anonymous No.15235026]

>>15235005
This guy is gatekeeping science.

No one is allowed to be fascinated by these things because he will be angry. I am scared. I wish I could appreciate life, the universe, and science, but now I feel like I'm not allowed.

[Anonymous No.15235056]

>>15235009
>To give some examples, I'm talking about stuff like
You replied to your own post. Are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.15235059]

>>15235026
Gatekeeping IS the topic of the thread, right? A careful rereading of my posts will reveal I said nothing about appreciating anything, but rather loudly announcing that you find some incredibly broad topic fascinating. It's not the fascination itself but the need to announce it.

[Anonymous No.15235078]

>>15233928
Sometimes most elegant solutions are not the easiest

[Anonymous No.15235110]

>>15235056
Wasn't my post pal. Though it IS odd someone would seethe this hard either way. I'm convinced at this point that 50% of 4channel board activity is a handful of tranny jannies samefagging and projecting hard when a thread doesn't go exactly as planned.

[Anonymous No.15235182]

>>15235110
to be honest after all this years they just react like a trained youtuber

we make the reaction faces before hand

[Anonymous No.15237375]

>>15235005
Thats because those people are noobs. If they end up learning more they find something they find particularly interesting and stick with it. Everyone starts somewhere, you had a childhood right?

[Anonymous No.15238934]

>>15233790
No, math is just an extension of human language to help us describe the universe. The universe doesn't have a langue. That's nonsense.