Bald Men Have Higher IQs, Study Says

[Anonymous No.15139261]

>bald men mean cooler brains
>the brain consists of neurons
>electresity moves faster in low temperatures
>faster action potential means more IQ
Is this legit?
>https://rock929rocks.com/2022/04/28/bald-men-have-higher-iqs-study-says/

[Anonymous No.15139274]

Baldy cope

[Anonymous No.15139275]

So IQ is essentially vaporwave. It's an anti-brand. It's a real shame that Bernays fucked things up so bad that ordinary folks don't understand
- Crystallizing Public Opinion
- The Engineering of Consent
- "Desires" marketing vs. "Needs" marketing
and I can just carry on like JC himself with
- Growing Up Online
- The Merchants of Cool
- Edelman's "Political Language and Political Reality"
there's a fuckin' machine gun in here
it's WW I copypasta style
it goes like this:
it's essentially black-white racism
white people make IQ tests, and they lynch negroes with 'em
white people make vaporwave albums, and they desecrate the work of negroes with 'em
to say that the IQ-vaporwave front continues what the British colonial empire left behind with Heart of Darkness and Nineteen Eighty-Four is fair, appropriate content for the European intellectual tradition
by the way
I highly recommend a Buddhist attitude towards hair
you can't really appreciate how much work hair does for you until you cut it all off
Buddhism helps you get through looking like a cancer patient
it really does
now I have long hair and prance around like a rock star all over town

[Anonymous No.15139299]

>>15139275
Oh, and Orwell's "Shooting an Elephant" is about a bunch of Buddhists getting whitey to kill a lumbering tower of sandwich meat, producing what I can only assume was a nutritional bonanza for the local population...there's some business about letting others climb mango trees to shake the mangoes while others collect them below
It's a story about Buddhists in Burma getting whitey to climb that mango tree and shake it
People get lost in the metaphorical content
That's bullshit
Those Buddhists were hungry when Orwell was assigned his post AND THEY'RE STILL FUCKIN' HUNGRY because they don't have our traditions
it isn't that the Buddhists are smarter
THEY'RE JUST HUNGRY AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.15139568]

>>15139274
no u

[Anonymous No.15139827]

i would rather have my hair back and lost a few iq points. high iq is a curse anyway. anything over 115 isn't worth it

[Anonymous No.15139921]

>>15139827
>i would rather have my hair back and lost a few iq points.
Same. My IQ (whatever the fuck it is) has done nothing for me anyway.

[Anonymous No.15139961]

>>15139261
Grass does not grow on a busy street

[Anonymous No.15140307]

>>15139961
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.15140338]

>>15139961
Busier streets = more dirt and ickyness

[Anonymous No.15140399]

>>15139274
Came here for this

[Anonymous No.15140400]

>>15139261
All the 1%ers I know irl have full heads of hair. They are also the most accomplished men I know irl, so I doubt that study is anything more than confirmation bias.

[Anonymous No.15140414]

>>15139261
>bald men mean cooler brains
Implies that all women are dumber then bald men. No way this is a real study that got publushed.

[Anonymous No.15140462]

>>15140414
undoubtedly true just not for that reason.

[Anonymous No.15140599]

>>15140414

[Anonymous No.15140696]

>>15139261
Lol no. Eurasians broadly have the genes that predispose to male pattern baldness. When compared with subsaharan Africans, hairloss will obviously weakly correlate with IQ.

[Anonymous No.15140722]

>>15139261
Fraud in psychological and sociological research is common and widespread so you should basically ignore any paper such as this.
"X has higher or lower IQ than Y" papers, these are all made up.

[Anonymous No.15140995]

>>15139261
holy mother of cope

[Anonymous No.15141180]

>>15140599
Dis is dumb. Brain-body mass ratio is the most important factor

[Anonymous No.15141184]

>>15140995
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[Anonymous No.15141297]

>>15139274
Op clearly has hair

[Anonymous No.15142101]

>>15140995
kek

[Anonymous No.15142119]

>>15140995
wolfram is bald(ing)

[Anonymous No.15142473]

>>15141180
cringey simp beta

[Anonymous No.15143101]

>>15139274
fpbp

[Anonymous No.15143209]

>>15140599
You missed the point. Academia will never admit this in 21st century. Study is misogynst and would never get published. Its fake. Also, just google highest IQs in the world ,almost all the males have hair. Can you even name one bald gigagenius (iq >170)?