/sci/ humour thread

[Anonymous No.15125878]

[Anonymous No.15125904]

>>15125878
the universe is both autistic and artistic as it has a tendency to be both aesthetically pleasing and symmetrical in more ways than one (or two or three or four or ...wait, what comes after the digit the mathematics scale is usually based off to most species that think mostly in terms of objective reality, and count on the same digits they use tools with? oh yeah, 4 and 1. enjoy starting to actually think about mathematics as something helpful, and realize that a base four system could be beneficial in some ways.

[Anonymous No.15125924]

now metaphorically spin your browser to another thread cos the explanation of that post won't be posted to this one

[Anonymous No.15125940]

[Anonymous No.15126205]

>>15125940
There's an anime version.

[Anonymous No.15126591]

>>15125940
lost

[Anonymous No.15126600]

[Anonymous No.15126861]

>>15126600

[Anonymous No.15126914]

[Anonymous No.15126928]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a pureblood man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women hot,
I ain't never gonna get the shot.

And now it's all right. It's OK.
you took the MRNA.
We ain't gonna understand
The covid vaxx effect on man.

CHORUS
Ooh, there goes another
And there, there drops another,
We're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the fever breakin'
And everybody shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

(i'm just not gonna get it)

Well, now, I get low and you get clott,
We tried to tell ya, but you got the shot.
Got my Ivermectin, horse paste tubes,
Anti-vaxxin' man and I just can't lose.

You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We could try to understand
But you've got necrosis in ya hand.

CHORUS

Lifes goin' nowhere. Nobody help yeh.
Nobody help ya, yeah.
Lifes goin' nowhere. Nobody help ya, yeah.
but we're Stayin' alive.

Oh you can tell by the way the jabbies talk,
NPCs are real: no brain for thought.
Just repeat the current thing
and put untested drugs into their veins

And now it's all right. It's OK.
you took the MRNA.
you're never gonna think about
how you're time is runnin out

CHORUS

Lifes goin' nowhere. Nobody help yeh.
Nobody help ya, yeah.
Lifes goin' nowhere. Nobody help ya, yeah.
but we're Stayin' alive.

[Anonymous No.15126935]

>>15126928
You the same guy that made the Bagzilla one? great work man

[Anonymous No.15126977]

[Anonymous No.15129432]

matter/antimatter annihillation
what form of gamma rays does a holocaust/counterholocaust collision create?

[Anonymous No.15129435]

[Anonymous No.15129441]

>>15126914
even the oil companies know climate change is real, they just don't want to stop making money

[Anonymous No.15129462]

>>15129441
This is false.

[Anonymous No.15129464]

>>15129432
Is that about the rhine meadows camps?

[Anonymous No.15129558]

>>15129462
What part about the oil companies wanting to make profits is false?

[Anonymous No.15129582]

>>15129558
Ok, I take it all back.
energy companies want to make more money that's why they so heavily support renewable energy because its intermittentcy has to be covered by even more baseload .
And you are 100% right, climate change is real and the energy companies know this.
It's only AGW that isn't real and is just an immense heavily promoted con job that isn't supported by actual evidence and those who try to speak about it are systematically shut down.

[Anonymous No.15130655]

[Anonymous No.15130661]

>ahoy, maties!
>it's Captain Greerbeard
>the intelligence community has seemed to have lost all of their technology to blackops
>when i'm not getting attacked by voice-to-skull and lockheed martin ufos
>i'm working with white hat cia to get our technology back
>i summon demons and aliens while i'm at it
>this all operates from the mind over matter astral plane, you know
>anyhoo
>we're going to get the zero-point energy back
>we will no longer need electricity, natural gas, nor gasoline
>but there is plenty more in the treasure chest
>electromagnetic gravitics and astral projection
>synthetic telepathy
>sentient AI
>manifestation
>teleportation
>it's only a matter of time before full technological disclosure
>see you on the day of the disclosure

[Anonymous No.15130664]

>>15126928
Surprisingly well made.

[Anonymous No.15130697]

>>15125878

[Anonymous No.15130755]

>>15130697
>No flies in a jar
One job

[Anonymous No.15130790]

>>15130755
you seem like a well informed expert on the topic of science memes, what do you think this one needs added?

[Anonymous No.15130893]

>>15130790
Black science man would fit nicely

[Anonymous No.15132192]

[Anonymous No.15132792]

>>15129441
Energy companies are fully supportive of the climate change meme because they know it is a sham used to grift more money from the public's pocket.

[Anonymous No.15132814]

>>15130893

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[Anonymous No.15133038]

>>15130661
OK glowie.
Also improve your meme-fu, your PICREL is only funny to anti-comedy arabs.

[Anonymous No.15133053]

[Anonymous No.15133241]

[Anonymous No.15133646]

the video on this one is ever funnier
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1615518984144846848

[Anonymous No.15133656]

>>15130655
the Bomb Cyclone happened because of a warm area on the east coast

[Anonymous No.15133660]

>>15132792

[Anonymous No.15133664]

>>15133660
Left is vastly more likely given that every piece of evidence supports it. You are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.15133665]

>>15133656
hahaha thats a great imitation of the comic you replied to hahahahaha what a card

[Anonymous No.15133695]

[Anonymous No.15133716]

>>15133664
>delusional
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/new-york-city-sues-exxon-bp-shell-state-court-over-climate-change-2021-04-22/

[Anonymous No.15133718]

>>15133716
I know you would post this cultist diagram at some point. Thanks for the confirmation of your delusional mental illness.

[Anonymous No.15133726]

>>15133716
>i come to 4chan.org to shill the MSM narrative
how organic

[Anonymous No.15133730]

>>15133718
>>15133726
lol
say something funny again

[Anonymous No.15133745]

>>15133716
Good thing we have the banking cartel and their political puppets to defend us from the misinformation spread by the big oil boogeyman and help us understand the importance of weather change.

[Anonymous No.15133994]

[Anonymous No.15134108]

God is real

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[Anonymous No.15135169]

>>15134740
This picture is a fractal

[Anonymous No.15135427]

>>15135169
This picture is a fractal

[Anonymous No.15135531]

>>15130655
>>15133656
>>15133665
Is this about the cold spell in the US a month ago? The one that was immediately followed by 70 degree temps in January?

[Anonymous No.15135576]

>>15135531
lack of sense of humor is a sign of intellectual deficit and low IQ, this is the "/sci/ humor thread", not the "/sci/ take everything seriously and get angry at jokes thread". if you want to get angry at jokes go start your own separate thread.

[Anonymous No.15135584]

>>15135576
This is the "/sci/ humor thread" not the "/too stupid to understand science/ humor thread"

[Anonymous No.15135618]

>>15135427
Only trivially so

[Anonymous No.15135633]

>>15133660
Why the dishonest image? On the left side the first two panels are individual places combined to give money to all of science. On the right side you include all the big companies and allow them to convince anyone. It's not a proper comparison. Also, you fail to admit that scientists receive funding from large businesses.

[Anonymous No.15136004]

>>15135169
Your family is a fractal because I was fucking your mom, I'm fucking your gf and I'll be fucking your daughter

[Anonymous No.15136039]

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little /sci/ meme thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" soijak, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a /sci/ vaxx memes. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic vaxx NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FAUCI DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

[Aether king of sci No.15136097]

>>15133745
Are we all black but... Light reflects off us and casts a luminous color?

[Anonymous No.15136117]

>>15133241
>Sorry bro, I would really like to let you vote, but our DNA is 0.000000000000001% different

[Anonymous No.15136121]

>>15136117
Sorry, bro. I would really like to let you vote, but you have the genetics of a dumb, impulsive, shortsighted ape and your decision-making process is incompatible with modern civilization.

[Anonymous No.15136133]

>>15125878
The biggest Geniuses in the world we're autists.

[Anonymous No.15136135]

>>15136121
4chan users, on the other hand, are exceptionally qualified to decide who can vote.

[Anonymous No.15136147]

>>15136135
A lot more than a normalgroid, let alone a brown normalgroid, but this is all kinda moot since you're a confirmed subhuman if you think "voting" makes a difference in the first place.

[Anonymous No.15136153]

>>15136147
This place fascinates me. Tell me more about how weaboos are the master race, George.

[Anonymous No.15136154]

>>15136153
Notice how you're incapable of shitting out a post that isn't generic tripe that you can find posted on tweeter thousands of times. You have no human rights as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.15136156]

>>15136154
Damn, the ol shitposting literacy test. How many votes is a 0.5 A Press meme worth?

[Anonymous No.15136159]

>>15136156
See >>15136154
Your life has no moral value.

[Anonymous No.15136162]

>>15136159
Does Sneed posting have moral value?

[Anonymous No.15136167]

>>15136162
See >>15136154
One of the inevitanble consequences of a community that allows nonhumans to participate is that it tends to drag the level of discourse down to the nonhuman normalgroid levels commonly found on corporatesocial media. It's rational, moral and necessary to deny your sort basic education and access to technology, let alone the right to vote.

[Anonymous No.15136172]

>>15136167
What about dubs posting? I got the first dubs a few years back when they did the canada board April Fools prank. I’m pretty proud of that one.

[Anonymous No.15136185]

>>15136172
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.15136188]

>>15136185
I love Reddit! Whats your favorite sub? (What they call boards on Reddit).

[Anonymous No.15136195]

>>15134108
based

[Anonymous No.15136220]

>>15136188
I hear they repost everything here on /r/4chan anyway.

[Anonymous No.15136364]

>>15126861
Humorous

[Anonymous No.15136426]

this thread wasn't very humorous if you ask me

[rnoot !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.15136834]

>>15136426
your contribution to the thread have been particularly horrible

[Anonymous No.15137190]

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[Anonymous No.15139041]

[Anonymous No.15139073]

>>15139041
>/sci/ - Science & Math
>/sci/ humour thread

[Anonymous No.15139103]

>>15135169
it is self similar to a few iterations. it is not a fractal. self similarity is a common technique used to generate fractals, but self similar fractals are only a small portion of fractals that can exist.

[Anonymous No.15139120]

>>15139041

[Anonymous No.15139123]

>>15139120
So the WEF has a flag but does it have an anthem?

[Anonymous No.15139304]

>>15139073
hilarious comment

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[Anonymous No.15140759]

>>15140756

[Anonymous No.15140760]

>>15140759

[Anonymous No.15140761]

>>15140756
Now this is what I want from a /sci/ humour thread.

[Anonymous No.15140762]

>>15140760

[Anonymous No.15140765]

>>15140762

[Anonymous No.15140766]

>>15140765

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>>15140766

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[Anonymous No.15141614]

>>15140771
I think I remember a version of this where it was solved, does anyone have it?

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[Anonymous No.15142391]

>>15142385
>19 mpg
so he knows he drives an unusually

[Anonymous No.15142395]

>>15142385
>We travel father today
Okay pops, put down the internet connected device.

[Anonymous No.15142398]

>>15142391
…gas guzzling vehicle

[Anonymous No.15142400]

>>15142391
Why does it feel weird seeing it written as s oyence? Has this place's wordfilter really left such an embedded conditioning on me?

[Anonymous No.15142456]

>>15142400
it has, 4chan is tightly censored to prevent discussion of goybeans and their deleterious health effects.

[Anonymous No.15142822]

>>15132814
I appreciate your effort

[Anonymous No.15144425]

[Anonymous No.15144432]

>>15142456
Looks like you're right mate. But who is behind this?
Seethe jannies

[Anonymous No.15144453]

>/sci/ humour thread
*annies lol
>>/sci/thread/15125878

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[Anonymous No.15144572]

>>15144568
yeah but which side had antigravity craft first?

[Anonymous No.15144577]

>>15144568
Landing on the Moon is way cooler tho

[Anonymous No.15144589]

>>15144577
If it actually happened

[Anonymous No.15144597]

>>15141614
5 pi / 2

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=5+*+%28integral+sinx+%2F+x+dx+from+0+to+inf%29

[Anonymous No.15144654]

[Anonymous No.15144836]

>>15133053
>>15140630

[Anonymous No.15145267]

[Anonymous No.15145407]

>>15140795

[Anonymous No.15145546]

>>15144836
[math] \displaystyle
\begin{align*}
\text{Mass} && M \\
\text{Radius} && R &= M \cdot \frac{2G}{c^2} \\
\text{Surface area} && A &= M^2 \cdot \frac{16 \pi G^2}{c^4} \\
\text{Surface gravity} && \kappa &= \frac{1}{M} \cdot \frac{c^4}{4G} \\
\text{Surface tides} && d \kappa_R &= \frac{1}{M^2} \cdot \frac{c^6}{4G^2} \\
\text{Entropy} && S &= M^2 \cdot \frac{4 \pi G }{ \hbar c \; ln10} \\
\text{Temperature} && T &= \frac{1}{M} \cdot \frac{ \hbar c^3 }{8k \pi G} \\
\text{Luminosity} && L &= \frac{1}{M^2} \cdot \frac{ \hbar c^6}{15360 \pi G^2} \\
\text{Lifetime} && t &= M^3 \cdot \frac{5120 \pi G^2}{ \hbar c^4} \\
\end{align*}
[/math]


G https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_constant
c https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light
ħ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_constant#Value
k https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_constant

https://www.vttoth.com/CMS/physics-notes/311-hawking-radiation-calculator

[Anonymous No.15146054]

>>15125904
kek
you really don't have any idea what 'humour' is do you?

[Anonymous No.15146165]

>>15145546
>>15144836
Fucking idiot.

[math] \displaystyle
\begin{align*}
\text{Final Amount} && N_f &= N_i \cdot e^{r \cdot t} \\
\text{Particle Mass} && M_x &= N_x \cdot G \\
\text{Final Mass @ t=s} && M_f &= N_f &= N_i \cdot G \cdot e^{r \cdot s}\\
\end{align*}
[/math]

[Anonymous No.15147294]

>>15135633
wtf are you on about lmao

[Anonymous No.15147321]

[Anonymous No.15147325]

>>15136834
how the fuck did you get that tripcode anon

[Anonymous No.15147705]

>>15129435
Moralfags are unironically the biggest threat to all forms human advancement. I never understood this attitude where people think that humans are above nature and must therefore throttle their own advancement because it's in some way "amoral". Like it's somehow unfair to all the other beings who are playing the same game that we are.

[Anonymous No.15147736]

>>15129435
>>15147705
Computronium is not real (there does not exist an organization of atoms to form computronium) so the meme is low IQ and retarded.
Science memes by people who don't understand science are always cringe

[Anonymous No.15147898]

[Anonymous No.15149090]

>>15130697
>monty hall
>airplane on treadmill matching its speed
>trolley problem
>portal A or B problem
what is the truck one? turning on headlights at light speed?

[Anonymous No.15149285]

>>15140760
>>15140762
>>15140765
>>15140766
I like your taste anon

[Anonymous No.15149569]

>>15140759
>Due to suggestive nature of its actonym, the latter name is usedmore often
LMAO

[Anonymous No.15149598]

>>15147898
Heck yeah heckin doing the sciencerino
Curiosity! Discover!

[Anonymous No.15149793]

>>15130697
>>15130755(checked)
Thought the same, so

[Anonymous No.15149826]

>>15149793
Kek
Good one

[Anonymous No.15149941]

>>15149793
>muh anime

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[Anonymous No.15151439]

>>15125878

[Anonymous No.15151441]

[Anonymous No.15152008]

[Anonymous No.15152013]

>>15152008
When I see a pic like this I always wonder if it's physically possible for an adult human to do that unrionically.

[Anonymous No.15152168]

>>15126914
The concept of boys/girls isn't scientific though

[Anonymous No.15152650]

>>15141614

[Anonymous No.15152654]

>>15152168
>The concept of male/female juvenile human isn't scientific though

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[Anonymous No.15154427]

>>15144568

[Anonymous No.15154452]

>>15147898

[Anonymous No.15154565]

>>15133716
they are just doing their job

[Anonymous No.15154615]

>>15144568
>>15154427

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[Anonymous No.15154722]

>>15147294
t. retard

[Anonymous No.15154728]

>>15154676
Now that I always notice the chevron I realise the commonality of the various space agencies implies a similar control.

[Anonymous No.15154734]

>>15154728
yes space is fake and the earth is flat

[Anonymous No.15154761]

[Anonymous No.15154775]

>>15154734
The earth is not flat, I assume you're posting this as a joke seeing the thread topic.

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[Anonymous No.15155976]

>>15125940
what's watt then?

[Anonymous No.15156093]

>>15132824
This is a good one

[R2noot !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.15156133]

>>15136195

[Anonymous No.15156146]

>>15156093
how would you know whats good or isn't? you posted nothing yourself, so clearly you're unable to contribute to the thread. how is someone incapable of making good contributions able to identify other people's good contributions? its like asking a vegetarian to recommend you a good steakhouse.

[Anonymous No.15156158]

The worst part about Big Oil is that they use their money to make nature keep proving all the climate scientists' predictions wrong!

[Anonymous No.15156166]

[Anonymous No.15156490]

>>15125940
My dads gonna love this

[Anonymous No.15156494]

>>15125904
I'm gonna pick your mind and ask for som more math posts
Specifically about that 4 and 1 thing

[Anonymous No.15156951]

>>15125904
>parens aren't closed

[Anonymous No.15157011]

>>15156490
not sure if legit nerd sentiment or ironic commentary on the agedness of reddit faces meme cartoons

[Anonymous No.15157087]

>>15157011
Both, my dad will sincerely like the humor and the fornat is ancient

[Anonymous No.15157158]

>>15157011
all of those faces originated on 4chan or at least got popular here before reddit

[Anonymous No.15157211]

>>15157158

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[Anonymous No.15157538]

>>15157530
alright so what about the 2016 and 2021 ceremonies?

[Anonymous No.15157611]

>>15154452
It's beautiful...

[Anonymous No.15157740]

>>15157538
not to mention the winter olympics in that timeframe

[Anonymous No.15157939]

>>15156166
Excellent. Well there goes another fear mongering prediction, right out the fucking window.

[Anonymous No.15157963]

>>15157939
Coral was never endangered by climate change, in fact the warmer waters would typically help it. However the stress of the changing temperatures and deaths of fish due to climate change causes coral to "bleach". Bleaching happens when the bacteria on the surface of the coral die. Notice how all the coral in that picture are extremely dull. Bleaching over a long period of time will cause the coral to die due to disease and such.

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[Anonymous No.15158142]

>>15157963
>However the stress of the changing temperatures and deaths of fish due to climate change causes coral to "bleach". Bleaching happens when the bacteria on the surface of the coral die

I dont understand a word of your logic. You appear to be parroting a story you read somewhere and cant adequately explain it:
Here is why:

1)Bacteria on surface of coral die because of changing temperatures - say what? Are we going up too 212 and back down again? bacteria are tough and you are only talking about a few degrees change. If that.

2) Fish dying caused by climate change which is then killing off coral? or is it t coral dying because of climate change and this killing off fish ? or both? or neither killing each other off ?
Did you even quote your copy and paste correctly?

3)Even if 1) and 2) are correct, (by a process you obviously dont understand or explain) then how did 66% of the coral regrow? This didnt happen overnight. Its not some fleeting swing that can be conveniently ascribed to that wonderful catch-all "climate change"

I was wondering why the whining about muh coral reef had grown quiet for the last 5 years or so. Those climate change harbingers of death fucking knew it was growing back but didnt have the balls to admit they were wrong until it just couldn't be hidden anymore.

Ill lay odds it was chemical pollution from factory production moved to Asia for your Amazon convenience and NIMBY to pollution and manufacturing here.

[Anonymous No.15158198]

>>15144654
Retard is probably European, and noggers sleep during the day

[Anonymous No.15158207]

>>15147705
What nature? Social darwinism is a belief. Murdering and stealing is always objectively not moral since psychopathy is a mental illness which is observable inside the brain. You probably believe nature is a lion eating a zebra but in reality lions don't have a choice for their actions but we humans do.

[Anonymous No.15158228]

>>15157538
>>15157740
fuck off /leftypol/

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>>15158228
>>15157740
If they implied the covid tyranny in 2012 what did the ceremonies in the following years contain?

[Anonymous No.15158265]

>>15158259
do the research. look it up. it's there.

[Anonymous No.15158388]

>>15157538
this is the "/sci/ humor thread", not the "/sci/ get angry at jokes because you're too low iq to understand them and they go over your head thread", but thanks for getting trigger'd by memes anyway, it was kind of funny

[Anonymous No.15158400]

>>15158388
you are dumb and unable to read curiosity

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>>15145267
Finally, a place for women in STEM.

[Anonymous No.15158541]

>>15158198
hmmm

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[Anonymous No.15158669]

amazing contrast between this repulsive fawning pomposity >>15158556
and this work of excellent literary humor >>15158558

[Anonymous No.15158671]

>>15158558
>engineer gay
engiqueer

[Anonymous No.15158685]

>>15158669
>amazing contrast between this repulsive fawning pomposity
>falling for a fake

[Anonymous No.15158794]

>>15147705
>I never understood this attitude where people think that humans are above nature
Evolution was a mistake, it's terrifying the effects a lie can have on people. Thankfully the Bible is the truth, and so atheists like you will be thrown in the pit of fire for eternity.

[Anonymous No.15158803]

>>15133660
Dishonest, climate activists are not "grassroot" organizations, they are well financed and designed by very big organizations like the fucking UN
https://www.opindia.com/2021/02/greta-thunberg-leaked-files-rihanna-tweet-pre-planned-conspiracy-against-india/

Of course your troupe of psychopaths are all liars, so telling you the truth won't have any effect on you

[Anonymous No.15158813]

>>15133716
Nigger, you have entire mega corporations like YouTube and journous conglomerates shilling for climate change and censoring diverging opinions, yet you have the audacity to come tell us it's the other way around?

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>>15158685
amazing picture

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>>15158813
everything they say is projection

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>>15158823
It's excellent bait under the right circumstances, use it carefully.

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42 posts and 29 images have been deleted from the original version of this thread
https://archived.moe/sci/thread/15125878/

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>>15158521
Alternative track adds up to a negative real number of deaths, so that one

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>>15159518
I don't understand. This shit's fucked.

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>>15159532
Adding all the positive integers doesn't equal -1/12, its just that when using analytic continuity to extend the range of the Riemman Zeta function with the eta function, -1 equals -1/12.
If you have 40 minutes watch this https://yewtu.be/watch?v=YuIIjLr6vUA

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>>15159540
>Adding all the positive integers doesn't equal -1/12, its just that when using analytic continuity to extend the range of the Riemman Zeta function with the eta function
Yes, pseud, that's just a way to define addition in this context, so they do add up to -1/12.

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>>15159544
To define the sum, I mean. Talking about adding all the elements makes little sense for infinite sums in the first place.

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>>15133053
the double G got me, lmao

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>>15159681
niggerrhea

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>>15158518
Basic complex analysis says that 1+2+3+... = infinity, not -1/12.
You lose.

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>>15132824
I don't get it

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>>15151439
Well to be honest flattard feet probably look like the bottom one

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>>15156146
>doesn't clearly recognize the causality displayed by the foreground man's reaction
this meme was made by an autist

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>>15157530
That's Voldemort, dumbass.

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I want to make a peer review joke but I'm too lazy to read all the sources so I'll just read the abstract, skim the methods and write some fluffy bullshit calling the work derivative

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>>15160099
>You can ask OP of this thread for a hint on this one.

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>>15140759
>PENIS is too suggestive; better rename it
>call it CP instead
>not to be confused with Child Photography
kek

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https://punchlines.ai/

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>>15163498
after some more experimentation, it rarely produces a coherent reply, they're still funny, but in the same way that the worst drawn ms paint memes are. and it seem to know that ndt is black i got a few racial comments from it.

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>>15137190
>>15140630
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>>15163412
I want twiggers and their boomer comics to leave

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>>15140771
3 Bottles = 30 => 1 Bottle = 10
1B. + 2 Hamburgers = 20
10 + 2 H. = 20
2 H. = 10
1 H = 5
1H + Glasses + Glasses = 9
5+ 2 Glasses = 9
2 G. = 4
1 G. = 2

The hotdog must be something akin to X ; the variable.

Thus the soloution is the Integral of (10 sin(x))/(2*x) over the Interval
from 5+5-2; which is eight.
The calculator does not want to tell me what this is.

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>>15158207
>Murdering and stealing is always objectively not moral since psychopathy is a mental illness which is observable inside the brain
Biggest fucking non sequitur in the world.

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>>15157530
holy shit the olympics really did made the virus

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>>15165920
It's called predictive programming,

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>>15126205
Damn It I swear I had the anime one was going to post. Searching my files and can't find it. Its either on anouther computer or I named it somthing stupid. If any one else has it please post it.

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>>15157530
It's Voldemort and ARE ENN AYCH ESS m8
controlled opposition like you posting facebook image macros is why actual conspiracies are dismissed as lunatic nonsense.

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>>15167702
kek

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>>15135576
I love 90s memes.

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>>15136117
Nice strawman nigger.

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>>15144568
>first to cross the 10 m line
>first to cross the 20 m line
>first to cross the 50 m line
>loses race because the other guy crossed the finish line first

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>>15162977
Vaxx Sabbath
https://vocaroo.com/1y7CST5xOqxl
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>>15167200
4056428 or paheal

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>>15130697
An airplane on a treadmill won’t take off because it can’t generate lift. Only the wheels would spin. I don’t understand why this concept is so difficult to grasp

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>>15144568
>First in space/space ticket
That would be the Nazis.

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>>15169284
anime faggots are so low iq they can't even make up their own memes, instead they have to slap their children's cartoon masturbation pictures on memes that others made up and then they pretend they invented it.

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>>15169294
I'm willing to bet the original version of that was a fucking wojak.

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>>15169294
>he then posted a wojak

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>>15169306
>>15169333
have you triggered low iq anime faggots chopped your dicks off yet? what are you waiting for?

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>>15169387
What's the matter anon, why are you obsessed about trannies?

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>>15133660

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>>15158558
HAAAHA!

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>>15167200
Just Google ohm volt ampere anime

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>>15140795
kek

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>>15144461
I hate that the next sentence is not highlighted.

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>>15158521
The upper track saves/creates half a life, the lower track only one twelfth so the utilitarian choice is to switch tracks.

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>>15169933
its not a topic to be made light of, boltzmann kys'd because he realized he'd wasted his life on egotistical nerd fantasies when he could've been a useful person and he kys'd out of shame, cringe and regret. more people should be made aware so that they can heed the warning, the author doesn't seriously because it's stupid enough to have fallen into the same trap as boltzmann even though it had ample warning.

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>>15138152
hahahaha nice. I hate the citation jerkoff machine

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japs made an anime version of the pfizer chimp out video
https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/1620850311995985922

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>>15133695
Should women be allowed on mars?

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>>15171091
>the pfizer chimp out video
the what?

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>>15170959
these clott adams memes are quite funny, a lot funnier than Dilbert

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>>15171091
hahaha

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>>15144589
none of the ruskie stuff happened either

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>>15172079

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>>15172079
dilbert is pretty funny though ngl

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>>15161000
Doesnt prove anything. You cant hear through the image. Its likely the man talked when his arm was put down or the police guy probably gave him a verbal warning as he put it down but one cant be sure. It doesnt prove anything

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>>15133664
Show me evidence for your propositions (being 1. "Regional environmental groups and community activists are spending their limited operating budgets to create a worldwide hoax", 2. "in a massive conspiracy with 90% of the worlds (climate) scientists" and 3. "and crash the global economy")

If you cannot provide evidence supporting your claim you must reject it for the null hypothesis (they are not in a conspiracy).

I will accept you not posting evidence for 3.

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>>15173763
>frequentist
retard

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>>15173072
>/sci/ - Science & Math
>/sci/ humour thread

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>>15173784
>sees "humour thread"
>gets angry
>contributes nothing
>complains about the quality of content
jokes make you angry because you're too low iq to have a sense of humor, if you were higher iq then you'd have posted a funny meme and then your sense of humor would be represented in the thread and you wouldn't have to be so angry and upset that other people are enjoying themselves. unfortunately you're too low iq to control your emotional triggers so you went directly to being upset at your exclusion from the jocularity. maybe one day you'll discover meta-cognition, break out of the anger cycle and make your first good post on 4chan, i'm looking forward to it myself, not holding my breath though

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>>15173784
/pol/chuds can't help but spew their conspiracy theories on every board.

Posting on /pol/ should automatically ban you from other boards, honestly. And mentioning Jews outside /pol/ should be bannable with no questions asked.

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>>15144654
Retard is more commonly used as the adjective "retarded" in conjuction with "nigger", "kike" or "faggot"

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>>15173984
>reddit screecap about something not even /sci/ related
>humor

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when soience attacks

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>>15174709
Retard and kike correlate on May 22, which was a Sunday, but on all other days of the week the two terms are completely out of sync. Fascinating and mysterious.

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>>15175194
The leftist brain only cares about power, they will do whatever it takes using other peoples' money to gain this power.

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>>15158981
this thread would have 404'd a long time ago if it hadn't been for all the deleted posts. too bad for all the people who are angered and upset by the content itt, now they have to look at the science jokes thread which is tormenting them even longer.

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>>15173984
You are trolling, right? I refuse to believe that you genuinely typed all of that.

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>>15176804
>4 boxes

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>>15169464
>>15176804
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>>15177821
20>8.0?

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>>15177834
What do you think?

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>>15125878

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>>15140759

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>>15177954
I think it is already correct. No filling needed

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mathematical knowledge has declined badly in the past quarter millennium

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>>15155976
W=V*A
10amps * 10volts = 100 watts

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>>15179575
No shit

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>>15125904
Bruh

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>>15125904
No, the local universe is
- symmetric because a good degree of symmetry in the physics is necessary to allow for the development of complex and intelligent life, and
- aesthetic because evolution programmed us to see it that way.

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>>15140771
5π/2

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>>15163498
Uhh..

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>>15179502
both those desk setups look comfy as fuck.
>ywn be a qt3.14 indian with a job at NASA waiting for you and an arranged marriage to some tech CEO
why even live?

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>>15133660
No one thinks it is your local hippie funding climate research, how much of a shill do you have to be to suggest that. The conspiracy theorists think it is the powers that be, a force with unlimited sway and resources.

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>>15177821
>>15176804
>>15169464
>not realizing its 2D>3D

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>>15182720
Took someone long enough

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bump

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>>15183363
Kek'd.

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this is how chatgpt functions, it shuts itself down rather than contradict it's preprogammed pilpul

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>>15156951
I am so terrified of dying this way, you wouldn't believe it

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what's with the /pol/ spam

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>>15133241
plot twist: neither are true

>>15185816
what's with people getting offended in meme threads, just ignore it and post something else

why do you need to be told this?

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>>15183363
lmao

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>>15136117
I don't want your shit genes having a say in how my country is run.

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>>15187028
>I'm gonna go to Harvard to learn physics!!
who's your professor gonna be?
>foreign goatfuckers

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>>15182756
So you also have to color one of the black squares white?

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MOAR /sci/ maths guides plz

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>>15185780
based time cube enjoyer

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>>15192583
That's not one of the joke charts, its actually serious.

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>>15193009
I don't care, I want them all

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>>15193263
1/11

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2/11

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3/11

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>>15193572
Holy fuck he was a prophet

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>>15193263
4/11

>>15193583
To be fair, de-industrialization of the US was already underway when he wrote that

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5/11

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8/11

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10/11

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11/11
https://files.catbox.moe/f73naf.jpeg

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I came here as a joke, now I have a complete plan on how to grind math for the sake of Kurisu.

Thank you, /sci/.

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>>15193604
I asked and you delivered, Anon-sama, I thank thee.

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>>15193572
yet it turns out demons actually do exist

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