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Only morons believe in global warming

>> No.14639633

We have a moral duty to stop man made climate change.

>> No.14639642

lol

>> No.14639655

>>14639633
best way to fight it instantly is to commit suicide
just think about it
killing yourself would mean
>no flat has to get heated for you
>no fluel has to be used for you
>no farmer has farm land to feed you
>no service-employee needs a job to serve you
>no co2 will get exhailed by you
suicide is THE solution for all problems of life
we have to make this fact clear to these "muh world ends in 2weeks" faggots

>> No.14639658

>>14639617
So we turn into Europe?

>> No.14639692

>>14639617
>lansing becomes constantinople
>milwaukee becomes edirne/adrianople
the only good thing about this map is chicago is under the sea.

>> No.14639711

>>14639692
But you can go to Southern Ita-- I mean Nebraska, and get spaghetti.

>> No.14639727

>>14639655
What if I kill you instead? Wouldn't that serve the same purpose?

>> No.14639746

>>14639617
See, this is one of those claims that are so retarded it makes /sci/ regulars want to argue for global warming.

>> No.14639766

>>14639617
>Utah underwater
I now unironically support the acceleration of climate change.

>> No.14639853

>>14639617
The people of Phoenix will soon afterwards migrate to the Virginia/Carolina coastline, thus creating the Phoenician dynasty.

>> No.14639889

>>14639727
no, because i am not a climat cuck
also, i have a clingy turtle too feed

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>>14639655

>> No.14640003

I saw OP's image posted on /pol/ the other day. most anons didn't see the joke and took it as a serious prediction.

>> No.14640028

>>14640003
Liar

>> No.14640032

>>14640003
Yea /pol/ does that often. Uneducated sheep doing what cucker Carlson tells them to.

>> No.14640042

>>14640028
No lie. It was funny.

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>>14640042
>>14640003
Hmm I didn’t see it

>> No.14640055

>>14640003
It's the type of joke pol would make

>> No.14640056

>>14639617
I really dont know what to believe anymore. The climate predictions from 2010 to now are largely false, countries GDP relates directly to their energy outputs, it all seems a bit (((subversive))) to me

>> No.14640061

>>14639617
the only problem with this are the open, potentially toxic resources ruining the water and running industrial plants.

otherwise that looks neat, but you forgot Florida breaking in half

>> No.14640060

>>14639658
Yes

>> No.14640316

>>14639633
Why tho. Ops pic looks great. We could all have coastline property

>> No.14640320

But OP! All it takes is a 3 second google search and I can prove to you that the climate will kill us all soon!!!!!

>> No.14640329

>>14640316
Kinda like how Obama bought a house on Martha's Vineyard despite telling everyone that NYC would lose coastline by.... Well now actually

>> No.14640339

>>14640329
For the longest time I thought Martha Stewart owned that, and that it was in fact a vineyard.

>> No.14640344

>>14639655
nah, removing one human just makes room for an extra human to be bred, which will happen inevitably

all suicide would do would be remove the feeling of personal responsibility and pass it along to someone else (who doesn't care)

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>> No.14641802

>>14639633
Sure, but we also have a moral duty to eradicate poverty and disease. I suppose you want us to slow AI and bioweapon gain of function research too because it's dangerous? That would be bad for next quarter's profits so it won't happen. Life on this planet will wink out and the universe will be dead again.

Play your videogames and watch your porn. Just try to enjoy the ride while you can.

>> No.14641873

>>14639617
>Ohio untouched
No problem for me, then.

>> No.14641879

>>14639895
That was a double slit experiment, used to show the light acted like a wave
The famous one we know now took place in the early 1900's to show electrons acted like waves and particles

>> No.14641891

>>14641873
Nobody cares about you being untouched faggot, stop seeking attention

>> No.14641894

>>14641891
Seething, drowning Michigander.

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>>14639617
And that's a good thing.

>> No.14644129

>ice melts in water glass
>water level goes down

>ice melts in arctic
>water level goes up

what did climate cultists mean by this?

>> No.14644130

>>14639617
Correct.

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>>14644129
>not even trying
land ice vs sea ice, retard

>> No.14644135

>>14644132
>Not being a doomsday schizo is a Republican think tank plot
Go dye your hair faggot

>> No.14644141

>>14644132
Tell us who created that, Dr. Shillberg. Either you know and you hide it (why?) or you don't know and you shared it anyway (why?)

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>>14644132

>> No.14644230

This was posted on /pol/ this morning in an attempt to manufacture proof that they believe in this crap. It backfired, with everyone calling out OP on his stupid image.

>> No.14644241

There are people in this thread who don't realize this is the Mediterranean Sea superimposed over the us.

>> No.14644266

>>14644132
>land ice vs sea ice, retard
Nowing the antartic (average) temperatures makes whom a retard?

>> No.14644272

>>14640032
Fox News lives rent free in your head.

>> No.14644635

>>14640003
And then everyone clapped

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uhhh climate change bros??? how do we deboonk this?

>> No.14644650

>>14639633
There is no such thing.

>> No.14644752

>>14644638
easy, the amount the oceans have risen in the past 150 years is still only 1/3rd of the height of an average tide

>> No.14644964

>>14644752
Based maritime anon. If I photographed low tide with the caption, "Climate change is causing islands to appear out of the ocean!!!" 99% of people would believe it

>> No.14645083

>>14639617
even though I am probably the king of /sci/ when it comes to insulting you stupid little shits for not using the brain you were born with to be able to think for yourselves, I wouldnt say they are morons. They are just misinformed and trust that corrupt institutions are telling them the truth. You werent much different not so long ago

>> No.14645094

>>14640003
No cap?

>> No.14645096

>>14645083
no one knows who you are

>> No.14645099

>>14645096
I never said they did moron. You do now though dont you stupid fuck?

>> No.14645100

>>14644132
Now show the key components of climate change shilling in america (all the NGOs, open society, WEF, UN, fact checkers, etc)

>> No.14645161 [DELETED] 

>>14645096
Sorry, I am gay and trans so I can't help how much of a faggot I am.

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