/sci/ Humor thread

[Anonymous No.12127972]

Let's have a laugh at people who inject woke politics into science.

[Anonymous No.12128036]

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.12128041]

>>12127972
Religion.

[Anonymous No.12128068]

>>12127972
/pol/ trolls btfo

[Anonymous No.12128151]

I would immediately know any and all work in this lab are totally meaningless. Not even because I personally disagree with the bullshit posted but because the lab is more concerned with politics than science.

[Anonymous No.12128181]

>>12128151
Absolutely this. Everyone in this lab is expendable and I would shed a tear if they were all made redundant in the coming depression.

[Anonymous No.12128194]

>>12128036
>It doesn't matter what they do over in the humanities department, I'm STEM it will never affect me.
>Yes Mistress Gender Studies, I will lick your boots. Please let me cower before you as penitence.
Truly pathetic. Science is under attack and you run away, hoping they'll come for you last.

[Anonymous No.12128206]

>>12128068
Says the kike. People who believe wether explicitly or implicitly they are chosen by god to rule over others

[Anonymous No.12128207]

>>12128181
t. Undergrad

[Anonymous No.12128209]

>>12128194
This. If you run away and let this virtue signaling false reality trample you and everything else, living in the end result, you will only have yourself to blame. You're dealing with a religion. They have embraced the destructive impulse, and so much you if you want to survive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2zNYkeYUM

This song was made 2 years before covid-19 by the way. I've suspected the author has some access to inside information. Or he's simply figured out what to pay attention to better than I had.

[Anonymous No.12128255]

>>12128068
>An australian aboriginal is exactly like a white european bro, it's just the difference in light

That tranny fucker has never been a scientist, he's a popsci journalist

[Anonymous No.12128267]

>>12127972
>science is real

Unless science goes against their insane politics like when AI systems figure out the reality that black people are more prone to criminality.

[Anonymous No.12128578]

>>12128255
That's no way to talk about the super hero SPEED WALKER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYyLSzPNgg0

[Anonymous No.12128613]

>>12128068
If only both sides believed this. We could get to killing each other over what really matters - ideology.

[Anonymous No.12128761]

>>12128068
Is this real? Why would he agree to have his name and face on it?

[Anonymous No.12128814]

>>12128068
>We all are of the same stardust
SCIENCE IS SO FUCKING COOL!

[Anonymous No.12128820]

>>12128267
um sorry sweaty but white supremacists invented technology so obviously all technology is racist :^)

[Anonymous No.12128834]

>>12127972
Tbf, it is easy to support immigration when all the immigrants you see are educated, well spoken ppl that are experts in the areas that help you publish 2 articles a year.
Same with queers.

It is just selection bias.
Noone opposes immigrating well behaved smart people. It is the thousands of dirtbags that get through for every gem that is the problem.

Now, have your funny pic.

[Anonymous No.12128860]

>>12128834
is this loss

[Anonymous No.12128882]

>>12128834
So they rather have these gems over the local dirt bags they grew up with, who remained in mediocre professions despite living in higher standards than most.

Immigration at its core is all about humanist elitism over national well being, and that's all right. Better be global than a commie.

[Anonymous No.12128919]

>>12128068
>we all come from africa
I mean, thats just outdated since new evidence points to the contrary but okay, yeah most ethniticies can breed with others and give birth to fertile offspring so by definition humans are one race.

[Anonymous No.12128929]

>>12128882
The immigrants that end up in academia are a totally different breed and arrive via different ways.

If you meet a pakistani girl in a german lab, she is probably there thanks to a scholarship from the university. Or she was recruited from another lab after padding her cv with some legit achievements.
Pergaps, her parents sent her there to study 10yrs ago and she just stayed.
Talk to her and shell tell you how horrible ppl bavk at her place were and that she always wanted to get away.

If you support immigration unconditionally, you are not importing ppl that youd prefer over the local rednecks. You are importing the ppl she ran away from.

Too bad so many ppl in the academia do not draw the line between the good natured immigrants, who want to integrate and feel it is their duty to adaprlt to the local norms, and the brainlet entitled assholes, who'd prefer violence as their main occupation and feel it is their right to dictate their norms to the people who had been here long b4 they arrived.
The first kind is always welcome, but is an abysmally tiny proportion to hoards of mediocrities, freeloaders and straight up criminals.

And plz post funny pics as in the oppost, thqu

[Anonymous No.12129216]

>>12128068
>despite all these clear visual differences, and the fact that our species has spread out to all corners of the earth and adapted to different climates, and thus responds differently to things such as weather, and sunlight, and foods, and physical activities, yeah we're like all the same, yeah.
Ok dude, glad I wasn't raised on this guy

[Anonymous No.12129614]

>>12128882
>Immigration at its core is all about humanist elitism over national well being, and that's all right. Better be global than a commie.

The problem is that being in favour any form of immigration control is considered racist because it's current year™. You can't just accept intelligent, highly-educated/skilled people; you have to have completely open borders to prove you aren't a xenophobic bigot.

[Anonymous No.12129624]

>>12127972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14

[Anonymous No.12129636]

>>12128834
immigration is there to flood the labor market and keep wages low. it's simple supply and demand economics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8WyBa1e2g8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CCde6TAKdw

[Anonymous No.12129653]

>>12127972
the bell curve tho...

[Anonymous No.12129856]

>>12128834
>>12128929
>Tbf, it is easy to support immigration when all the immigrants you see are educated, well spoken ppl that are experts in the areas that help you publish 2 articles a year.
This.

It's easy to support immigration when you live in an insulated bougie whitebread world where the few brown people you interact with are the creme da le creme. It's hard to understand why anyone would oppose immigration when you're not the downtrodden person stuck living in a lower income area (or even a ghetto) surrounded by the imported brown masses who you now have to compete against, while simultaneously being told by the media that *you* are the problem simply for existing.

t. used to live in such an area and escaped via a combo of hard work and happenstance

[Anonymous No.12129884]

>>12129624
At least if they're successful, we can stop accelerating

[Anonymous No.12129890]

>>12128834
>Noone opposes immigrating well behaved smart people
I don't oppose it, but I recognise that the West deprives those peoples' peoples of intelligence and sabotages our own peoples when we do that.

[Anonymous No.12130016]

>>12128068
t.

[Anonymous No.12130067]

>>12128255
Abos aren't really a race, they are just a local surviving remnant of the archaic homo sapiens population.

[Anonymous No.12130082]

>>12127972
>Mass Spectrometry is cool
Are there people that don't believe in MS or something?

[Anonymous No.12130107]

>>12130082
It's a joke.

[Anonymous No.12130154]

>>12130107
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.12130278]

>>12130082
I don't believe in MS and I thought it was funny

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anonymous No.12130450]

[Anonymous No.12130471]

I've been on the opposite end of migration and watched the absolute worst my country had to offer emigrate as the EU opened its borders for us. I shit you not my country became markedly safer as a result of that decision.

I oppose the right (in my country, which is pretty much 100% white the absolute worst people I have ever met always had extreme right wing views) but on this they are sadly right, we need to great care selecting people we want to let in.

[Anonymous No.12130475]

"Piper Herron made headlines when she published a blog post for the American Mathematical Society entitled “Get Out The Way”. In the article, she argued that white men should either quit or be demoted from their jobs. In part, she wrote “not to alarm you, but I probably want you to quit your job, at least take a demotion. Statistically speaking, you are probably taking up room that should go to someone else.”[1]

Additionally, Harron argued for men to “get off your hiring committee, your curriculum committee, and make sure you’re replaced by a woman of color or trans person.” Harron advised universities to “stop hiring white cis men (except as needed to get/retain people who are not white cis men) until the problem goes away. If you think this is a bad or un-serious idea, your sexism/racism/transphobia is showing.” She concluded her argument by stating, “not to alarm you, but statistically speaking you are the problem. Your very presence. I can’t tell you what is the best strategy for you to stop blocking my path. I can just ask that you please get out of my way.”[2]

[Anonymous No.12130480]

I just wanna do science man

[Anonymous No.12130481]

>>12130480
> a wild Piper >>12130475 appears and blocks your way

[Anonymous No.12130517]

>>12130471
Romania?

[Anonymous No.12130645]

>>12128919
interbreeding isn't even the criteria for a different species, let alone a different race
it's also well known that humans (homo sapiens) interbred with neanderthals (homo neandertalensis), a different subspecies, and produced fertile offspring

[Anonymous No.12130647]

>>12130645
*different species, not subspecies, my mistake

[Anonymous No.12130815]

>>12127972
KUMBAYAA MELOR COOM BAYA

[Anonymous No.12130840]

>>12129636
How did that sailboat get past these bridges ?

[Anonymous No.12130846]

>>12129856
>the creme da le creme
la crème de la crème

[Anonymous No.12130916]

>>12130840
Leprechaun magics.

[Anonymous No.12131017]

>>12128068

Yes and dog breed is just a 'social construct'. Pitbulls are as docile as labradors, and are only aggressive because they were once oppressed many generations ago.

[Anonymous No.12131338]

>>12130475
>published a blog post

Privileged black woman writes blog post - give her academic tenure immediately!

(BTW her thesis is embarrassingly poor - clearly the university wanted to get rid of her).

[Anonymous No.12131348]

>>12130475
While she was doing all of that, the white cis men she hates were busy doing actual mathematics.

[Anonymous No.12131352]

>>12130840
They just pump some water out.

[Anonymous No.12131364]

>>12130475
http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/blog/

Holy kek

[Anonymous No.12131824]

>>12130475
American born Africans are the most entitled people I've ever worked with. I've worked low paying jobs with African immigrants, and, while they may be a little bit slower in the head, they were relatively nice humble people that worked hard. But the African's that I've worked with that were born in America are so fucking privileged and stuck up it's amazing.

[Anonymous No.12131833]

>>12130475
>get a trans person to replace me
>they immediately kill themselves from pressure

[Anonymous No.12131849]

>>12130645
>>12130647
Then by definition of species, they are same species. Same species=ability to produce fertile offsprings.

[Anonymous No.12131858]

>>12131017
>Yes and dog breed is just a 'social construct'.
They're all considered the same species, though.

[Anonymous No.12131860]

>>12127972
My worst nightmare honestly. About to apply to phd in chemistry and im honestly afraid of political bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12131917]

>>12131364
>>12130475

Her thesis must rank as the most over-rated cringe worthy thesis ever to have been submitted. She openly admits to not understanding half the references she cites. A thesis some have euphemistically described as 'artistic'. I see it as an indelible stain on the academic reputation of Princeton and I can only assume she got her PhD to shut her up and get rid of her.

It's worth reading, because you'll never see the like of it again (hopefully).
http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/PiperThesisPostPrint.pdf

[Anonymous No.12132522]

>>12128919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_(human_categorization)
Race is not species, subspecies, or even something more specific than that. Race encompasses more than just physical traits and it being used to describe purely things determined by genetics is a fairly modern phenomenon.
>>12128929
This. My mom has a Chinese friend that came to America to escape the worsening state of China yet my mom still points to her as an example of why we should let loads of Chinese people immigrate to America.

[Anonymous No.12133003]

>>12131824
They've been conditioned from birth to believe that their every failing is due to white people. They'd all be rich and famous but white people are keeping that from happening. As a result, they have no ability for introspection. Everything bad that happens to them is the fault of white people. They can't improve themselves because they have no feedback mechanism for correcting their actions when they are self destructive.

[Anonymous No.12133047]

>>12128209
lol this is obviously you and its awful. Like next level awful.

[Anonymous No.12133359]

>>12133003
I honestly just feel bad for Africans. Like actual Africans. The native born Africans I've met have been very nice people, and the ones that get here to America seem to put in their best effort to make some sort of living. Their whole people gets dragged through the mud because of these stuck up Americans.

[Anonymous No.12133394]

>>12127972
>...and this is our child's lab

[Anonymous No.12133430]

>>12130082
The vast majority of people don't believe mass spectrometry is cool, dork.

[Anonymous No.12133501]

>>12133003
Blanon here : this is only true for the very entitled, unwise ones.
They are too narrow minded to see that a world where Jay Z,Michael Jordan, Samuel L Jackson,etc exist might not have as much prejudice as they think...
(in short, it's easy to blame it all on X people instead of fixing your own community's issues)

[Anonymous No.12133568]

>>12133501
>only true for the very entitled, unwise ones
That's like 90%.

[Anonymous No.12133593]

>>12128206
you need to go back, faggot

[Anonymous No.12133659]

>>12130016
>>12128814
you can hate nye if you want but i can't imagine what a bitter little shit you'd have to be to be not at least a little bit fascinated by the "stardust" quote

[Anonymous No.12133690]

>>12130840
the first bridge (most distant in the >>12129636 picture) opens
the second bridge was built after the boat was already there. the boat is a museum and hasn't actually sailed anywhere for years

[Anonymous No.12133757]

>>12133593
Back where?

[Anonymous No.12133924]

>>12128181
"made redundant"
Can someone please translate this into a non-bastard form of English?

[Anonymous No.12133931]

>>12131849
Not strictly. For example, many canids can interbreed between species and produce fertile offspring, but their genetic distance warrants classifying them as two different species.

[Anonymous No.12133962]

>>12133931
Then define species.
I've learned that species is group of organisms that can interbreed to produce fertile offspring.

[Anonymous No.12133997]

>>12133047
mind.in.a.box is not me, no.

[Anonymous No.12134000]

>>12127972

[Anonymous No.12134064]

>>12128068

[Anonymous No.12134077]

>>12128068
>

[Anonymous No.12134090]

>>12128068

[Anonymous No.12134123]

>>12133924
According to my Bong-to-Burger dictionary, redundant is the same thing as laid-off.

[Anonymous No.12134132]

>>12131917

Kek, back in grad school I trained a GAN on 4chan shitposts and ArXiv papers. This is exactly what it reads like.

[Anonymous No.12134535]

>>12133659
this

[Anonymous No.12135339]

>>12133962
Species are defined by genetic distance. The same why genus and family are.

[Anonymous No.12135371]

>>12133659
Trash is made of stardust too, it's meaningless in its goal to make us feel special.

[Anonymous No.12135406]

>>12128036
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.12135411]

>>12128194
this

[Anonymous No.12135416]

>>12133659
underage b&

[Anonymous No.12135420]

>>12133659
If everything is stardust I don't give a shit. Oh wow, did you know that a big nasty shit is made of stardust, that's epic!

[Anonymous No.12135422]

>>12128068
>we all come from Africa
So does malaria, but I don't want that in my country either.

[Anonymous No.12135425]

>>12135406
>>>/cm/

[Anonymous No.12135427]

>>12131858
not the same sub-species and they have different behaviors and temperaments. This applies equally to humans from Africa vs. humans from Europe.

[Anonymous No.12135429]

>>12128068
Lol everyone knows racial anatomy goes way deeper than skin.

In the medical field this is just assumed as fact. In my job race of the patient is a factor when interpreting ECG waveforms and predicting Spirometric norms (FVC, FEV1, etc.). If race is just skin color why don't white people ever get lupus? Why don't non-whites ever get Khrons?

[Anonymous No.12135438]

>>12128068
BIlly Nye has never talked to a non-white it seems

[Anonymous No.12135447]

>/sci/ Humor thread
>No math jokes
>No troll physics
>Not even any science
When is /pol/ going to stop shitting up this board?

[Anonymous No.12135623]

>>12135447
This is the future you chose.

[Anonymous No.12135691]

>>12129884
holy fucking shit boiii you win the internetz

top funny

[Anonymous No.12135713]

>>12135623
You have to go back
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.12135727]

itt /pol/ "midwits" absolutely triggered

real science takes empathy

[Anonymous No.12135762]

>>12135727
Social sciences aren't real science.

[Anonymous No.12135800]

>>12135727
>real science takes empathy
That's riight!!! WOmen and niggers in science!!

[Anonymous No.12135856]

>>12135447
You get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.12135872]

>>12135856
You don't belong here. Go learn something and come back.

[Anonymous No.12135962]

>>12128068
pop science is not a real science.

[Anonymous No.12135976]

>>12135872
>science is for everyone it will make the world a better place
>apart from /pol/ REEEE REEE /pol/ bad, they keep interpreting data in ways I dont like
>REEE go learn something

I wonder why /sci/ is such a boring board now. Maybe if people like you who like to criticise you could make some interesting threads. But I doubt you know any science. Indeed I doubt there are any real scientists on /sci/ apart from third rate college and phd students. Have never actually seen a serious or interesting thread.

Hint: the real scientists have gone elsewhere and its great.

[Anonymous No.12135980]

>>12135447
This. Why escape modern social media if faggots post it everywhere anyway.

[Anonymous No.12135992]

[Anonymous No.12136017]

>>12135976
>Imagine projecting your insecurities on every post you read
You don't belong here. Go learn the order of operations or some basic calculus and think about your life. Then once you've progressed past the highschool level feel free to come back.

[Anonymous No.12136020]

>>12136017
Seethe harder faggot, you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.12136022]

>>12136017
> so insecure replies to my bait
HAHAHAHA.

[Anonymous No.12136024]

>>12136020
Sure /pol/lock, don't you have a thread to astroturf?

[Anonymous No.12136027]

[Anonymous No.12136026]

>>12136022
>He said, relieved that the 20 minutes he spent refreshing the page was well spent

[Anonymous No.12136028]

>>12136024
Post physique

[Anonymous No.12136030]

>>12136028
>>>/hm/
Faggot

[Anonymous No.12136032]

>>12136026
You dont know who's talking it's an anonymous board.
/sci / needs ID tags like /pol.

[Anonymous No.12136037]

>>12136030
Fat incel basedboy I see.

[Anonymous No.12136039]

>>12136032
>my bait
>You dont know who's talking
Very scientific, anon. You've convinced me that you belong here and aren't a dirty immigrant from /pol/.

[Anonymous No.12136041]

>>12136037
Whatever gets you off, my gay. Around here only Tooker post dick pics. I'm sure he'd send you one if you ask nicely and tell him his infinity looks good in a hat.

[Anonymous No.12136045]

>>12136039
You sound like an interesting person

[Anonymous No.12136050]

>>12136041
Ok thanks for the suggestion, was worried I was going to get bored tonight.

[Anonymous No.12136051]

>>12136045
Unfortunately, the sentiment is not mutual

[Anonymous No.12136057]

>>12136050
No problem. Tooker is also a closet gay, so you should get on well.

[Anonymous No.12136059]

You all seem underage.

[Anonymous No.12136065]

>>12136051
That is a shame, what ever shall we do about this predicament

[Anonymous No.12136067]

>>12136057
Do you get on well with him?

[Anonymous No.12136070]

>>12136065
How about you fuck off and come back when you learn something interesting? That seems to me the most practical way to solve all the problems.

[Anonymous No.12136075]

What a humorous thread.

[Anonymous No.12136078]

>>12136070
But i dont want to fuck off, I like it here, it's so easy to wind people up. Just reply in someone else's convo all hell breaks loose, just make obvious bait threads get 100s of replies, it's actually very entertaining.

[Anonymous No.12136079]

>>12136075
All the problems with /sci/ in this thread.

[Anonymous No.12136082]

>>12136067
I enjoy trolling him until he starts posting incoherent babblings about being God's wrath and I've even made him delete a few threads. He doesn't like it when you point out that his "proof" of the limits of sine and cosine as x approaches infinity imply that infinity is a finite value, but I'm sure you know all about that.

[Anonymous No.12136091]

>>12136078
>it's so easy to wind people up
That's because nobody wants you here

hurr_onlypretending.jpg

[Anonymous No.12136095]

>>12136082
No I dont even know who Tooker is. Sounds like my kind of guy tho.

[Anonymous No.12136099]

>>12136091
I thought we were friends

[Anonymous No.12136103]

>>12136095
That's because you don't belong here. Tooker has been our resident schizo since /sci/ put him through college. You are a dirty immigrant from /pol/ with no skills, education, or understanding of our board culture. That's why you should fuck off until you aquire at least two out of three.

[Anonymous No.12136106]

>>12136103
So you're against immigration?

[Anonymous No.12136110]

>>12136099
You just didn't make the cut this time, anon, but if you study hard you can try again.

[Anonymous No.12136114]

>>12136106
Unless the immigrant represents valuable skills or education. Does that sound like you?

[Anonymous No.12136119]

>>12136114
Yeah I've got both those things.

[Anonymous No.12136125]

>>12136119
A GED and a forklift certificate don't qualify as "valuable skills or education", sorry champ.

[Anonymous No.12136128]

>>12136114
But you seem less worried about skills and more about culture>>12136103
. Do you think 2 cultures coming together creates conflict and banality?

[Anonymous No.12136131]

>>12136125
Have you ever worked with a forklift?

[Anonymous No.12136132]

>>12136128
Not if you're educated and have valuable skills. That's why I said you need two out of three.

[Anonymous No.12136137]

>>12136132
Then I've got 2 of the three and belong here. Thanks for the confirmation.

[Anonymous No.12136138]

>>12136131
Yep
>Propane go brrrr
Not that hard

[Anonymous No.12136153]

>>12136138
What did you do? I drive a forklift at a local distribution warehouse during school holidays.

[Anonymous No.12136169]

>>12136137
Surely that's why you're told to leave this board so often. Everyone is in awe of your wisdom and amazed by your skills

[Anonymous No.12136171]

>>12136070
>>12136078
>>12136079
>>12136082
>>12136091
>>12136095
>>12136103
>>12136110
>>12136114
>>12136119
>>12136128
>>12136137
>>12136138
>>12136153
Lol an exchange between an incel and an uneducated highschooler. /sci/ all over. Very funny

[Anonymous No.12136174]

>>12136169
Yeah I get that impression

[Anonymous No.12136180]

>>12136153
Drove carpets around a warehouse for a summer job when I was in highschool. It's not exactly what I would call "skilled labor"

[Anonymous No.12136184]

>>12136174
Well, keep at it champ. Delusions of grandeur are real enough if you believe them, right?

[Anonymous No.12136190]

>>12136180
I know it's not skilled labour. It's boring but pays better than the average warehouse operative.

[Anonymous No.12136193]

>>12136184
It's not a delusion. I am actually very cool and intelligent.

[Anonymous No.12136214]

>>12136190
I feel like you've lost the point

[Anonymous No.12136220]

>>12136193
>It's not a delusion. I am actually very cool and intelligent.

[Anonymous No.12136222]

>>12127972

[Anonymous No.12136227]

[Anonymous No.12136228]

[Anonymous No.12136229]

>>12127972
>woke politics
>woke
Wasn't it our word before they stole it?

[El Arcón No.12136245]

In that lab do they believe that 90+% of adult homosexual men picked up the homosexual fetish after being subjected to homosexual child abuse?

[Anonymous No.12136260]

>>12127972
im happy that china outcompetes that degenerate usa
fuck the usa

[Anonymous No.12136270]

>>12136260
Do those papers have any actual discoveries in anything?
The last time I checked, they repeated some 20-year-old experiment of cloning a mammal and was very proud about it.

[Anonymous No.12136301]

>>12136214
Oh you had a point? Sorry didn't catch that.

[Anonymous No.12136309]

>>12136220
I am tho. My mom said so.

[Anonymous No.12136396]

>>12129216
He wasn't bad to grow up on. But hes changed his view on a lot of the science he taught to us. Pretty sad to watch him degrade.

[Anonymous No.12136590]

>>12136301
See
>>12136125