/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.11985051]

Scientifically speaking, who wins, a Kodiak bear, Silverback Gorilla, or Siberian tiger?

[Anonymous No.11985062]

>>11985051
p.s.
My fellow Bear chads, we need to teach Gorilla and Tiger incels a lesson ITT.

[Anonymous No.11985090]

usually the heavier animal wins in nature

[Anonymous No.11985093]

>>11985051
in a fair fight. the bear literally cannot lose against against any land animal except maybe elephants, rhinos and such

[Anonymous No.11985100]

>>11985051
entirely dependent on the situation

[Anonymous No.11985129]

>>11985051
Real question: is there any animal on Earth that could beat a polar 1 on 1 in an arena? I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.11985132]

>>11985129
polar *bear*

Also elephants don't count.

[Anonymous No.11985138]

>>11985132
how convenient that elephants don’t count. did an elephant fuck your wife?

[Anonymous No.11985142]

>>11985129
Rhinoceros

[Anonymous No.11985152]

>>11985129
I don't know much about polar bears. Does it beat a brown bear?

[Anonymous No.11985191]

>>11985152
>Does it beat a brown bear?
They've actually mated in the wild. Polar Bears are larger, and take down bigger prey. However, Brown Bears are more aggressive due to greater competition, they have more experience with fighting. Grizzlies are known to scare Polar Bears away from kills.

[Anonymous No.11985201]

>>11985129
how about a walrus lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvWLbK_mNw0

[Anonymous No.11985211]

>>11985201
poor polar bear, still not as sad as when the linux penguin offed itself

[Anonymous No.11985245]

>>11985129
Depends on the arena, a Orca ,crocodile or a shark in water would kill a polar bear. Brown bears also win most encounters with polar bears because polar bears are more adapted to water and brown bears have longer and sharper claws they are also much quicker and have better stamina.

[Anonymous No.11985280]

>>11985201
Didnt realize walrus were that fucking big

[Anonymous No.11985292]

>>11985280
Yeah bud, they're fucking huge

[Anonymous No.11985324]

>>11985051
Experiment No. 2:
who wins, a Kodiak bear, Silverback Gorilla, AND Siberian tiger
VS
a pack of angry badgers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

[Anonymous No.11985334]

>>11985324
Us Bear-pilled bros got this...

[Anonymous No.11985348]

>>11985201
Like fucking gian cesspool on infinite sexually hyperactive huge slimes. How are walrun useful for any ecosystem? Do they eat organic waste?

[Anonymous No.11985352]

>>11985051
could a really fast, agile, deadly dude theoretically dodge the bear's attack and jump on top of the bear, killing it from the top?

[Anonymous No.11985359]

>>11985352
No, the bear's skin is too thick. The dude would have to be crazy strong to hurt the bear.

[Anonymous No.11985365]

>>11985352
Like Achilles? Yeah he was the most badass man on the planet. Probably fucked his own mom for alpha points.

[Anonymous No.11985399]

>>11985352
A heavywhieght boxer could knock one out with a lucky punch maybe.

[Anonymous No.11985427]

>>11985352
uh maybe run around a big tree and hope to exhaust the bear

[Anonymous No.11985564]

Møøse

[Anonymous No.11985578]

>>11985129
Hippopotamus are unbeatable, they are huge, fat, have a deadly bite and are angry!

[Anonymous No.11985606]

>>11985201
god i hate walrus'. dumbest breed in existence.

[Anonymous No.11985652]

>>11985606

[Anonymous No.11985664]

>>11985606
Fuck you nigger walrus are based. Koala bears and sloths are the dumbest breed in existence

[Anonymous No.11986794]

>>11985652
that thing probably swam away just fine.

[Anonymous No.11986853]

>>11986794
Well yeah it landed in the water.

[Anonymous No.11987354]

Bear Chads win again...

[Anonymous No.11987387]

>>11986794
Well, it floated away...

[Anonymous No.11987642]

>>11985051
Kodiak Bear would win that even in a three way fight.
>>11985100
>akshually it depends
No, it does not. Kodiak Bear is arguably the top land predator on the planet.
Note, African lion vs regular brown bear has been done in the real world, during the Gold Rush. Bear wins every time, no contest.
https://bizarrevictoria.livejournal.com/38808.html

[Anonymous No.11987673]

>>11987642
this is why i come to /sci/. thanks anon

[Anonymous No.11987681]

>>11987642
>https://bizarrevictoria.livejournal.com/38808.html
>They imported African lions to fight bears because none of the other animals were lasting very long. I would love to see someone try to explain that situation at customs today. The Gold Rushers thought that if there was one creature that could stand up to a bear, it must be the King of the Beasts. Unfortunately, after several attempts, they realized that lions' skulls are actually quite thin and before they could get anywhere near the bear, it would bop it on the head like a Whack-A-Mole and kill it. So if you are ever trapped with a lion, its weak spot is the top of its head. If you are ever trapped with a bear, just give up. It has no weaknesses.

>And of course there are plenty of stories about everything going wrong and the bears escaping and people getting killed, but god love those Gold Rushers, they just kept trying.

>I'm not a scientist or anything, but this might be the reason why women live longer than men.
srsly gud read, short and perfectly sarcastic. praise anon

[Anonymous No.11987683]

>>11985652
they were spooked by the filming crew

[Anonymous No.11987684]

>>11985051
shrek

[Anonymous No.11987720]

>>11987642
Based and bearpilled Bro.

[Anonymous No.11987867]

>>11987642
>https://bizarrevictoria.livejournal.com/38808.html
what a great and creditable source! im a bearfag now!

[Anonymous No.11987927]

>>11985093
>the bear literally cannot lose against against any land animal except maybe elephants, rhinos and such
I've heard hippos can be quite nasty. They have razor-sharp tusks, even though they're herbivorous.

[Anonymous No.11987941]

>>11987642
>they realized that lions' skulls are actually quite thin and before they could get anywhere near the bear, it would bop it on the head like a Whack-A-Mole and kill it
nice fanfic bro

[Anonymous No.11988833]

>>11987642
>0:56
extreme Chad energy from the winning bear

[Anonymous No.11988877]

>>11988833
>the virgin human
>embarrassed by its bodily functions, prefers to not even mention them while around other humans
>willing to go multiple days without shitting if its environment feels unsafe

>the chad bear
>decides to shit in the middle of violent struggle for dominance
>has never even heard of an unsafe environment

[Anonymous No.11988941]

>>11988833
>>11988877
The bear that shit itself actually lost the fight. I think it shit from the pain of the other bear clamping down on its ear.

[Anonymous No.11988951]

>>11987642
The funny part too is these bears are just play fighting. Imagine if they actually were trying to kill each other

[Anonymous No.11988954]

>>119>>11988877
Black bears and most brown bears are terrified of humans though. Polar bear is the only real chad he will eat you for fun

[Anonymous No.11988976]

>>11988954
Wouldn't that be from lack of exposure? Maybe a lack of food as well. Polar bears tend to be fearful of brown bears, but not vice versa.

[ᛊᚨᛚᛚᚨᛗᚨᚾᛞᚱᛟᚾ No.11988989]

>>11985051
Depends on the environment

[Anonymous No.11988995]

>>11988976
>Polar bears tend to be fearful of brown bears

They dont really interact in the wild. If a polar bears encounters a brown bear they hed be outside his natural environment so hes probably scared of everything

[Anonymous No.11988997]

>>11985652
I-is he ok? :(

[Anonymous No.11988998]

>>11988997
Hes fine anon

[Anonymous No.11989007]

>>11988995
It's happening more frequently due to the changing environment, unfortunately.

https://doi.org/10.1093/jmammal/gyv140

[Anonymous No.11989053]

>>11987941
Big Cats have lighter and thinner bones you idiot, they are also made for ambushes thats why they can jump and run faster. Bears are made to rush and tear.

[Anonymous No.11989220]

>>11985129
>is there any animal on Earth that could beat a polar 1 on 1 in an arena?

mosquito with a bear killing germ in it

[Anonymous No.11989224]

>>11987642

Bear pussy must be awesome if these two males are willing to fight this hard for it.

[Anonymous No.11989229]

>>11985051
the bear obviously. an hippo would destroy all of them. and an elephant would destroy all of them, including the hippo.

[Anonymous No.11989255]

>>11985664
>breed

[Anonymous No.11989438]

>>11985051
why isn't animal fights a thing?
surely some rich saudis could set this up and stream in 4k and say it was a game simulation with insane graphics

[Anonymous No.11989476]

>>11989438
>why isn't animal fights a thing?

Literally had them for thousands of years
(see Roman Empire Colosseum )

[Anonymous No.11989529]

>>11985090
whale confirmed best animale

[Anonymous No.11989588]

>>11987642
>Kodiak Bear is arguably the top land predator on the planet.
Don't you mean polar bears? Polar bears are bigger than Kodiaks.

[Anonymous No.11990177]

>>11989588
Some brown bears can get bigger then polar bears

[Anonymous No.11990188]

>>11985051
Scientifically speaking, everyone loses, they're endangered species

[Anonymous No.11990196]

>>11989229
>and an elephant would destroy all of them, including the hippo.
I remember seeing a story where juvenile elephants were killing white rhinos (a big fucking animal) due to lack of alpha role models. Full-grown elephants would be terrifying if they were a predator.

[Anonymous No.11990203]

>>11985132
Elephant, rhino and hippo can't be beat by a bear

[Anonymous No.11990260]

>>11985129
elephant

[Anonymous No.11990894]

>>11989053
All big cats except lions are very dangerous with their slash type mauling and one good hit at the throat is game over for a lot of animals including your precious bear and they can also run the fuck away after slashing and lmao if you think bears can catch up to big cat speeds

[Anonymous No.11990899]

>>11987642
Bear CHADS win again..

[Anonymous No.11991095]

>>11987927
african megafauna aside, no animal can defeat a full grown brown bear in combat

[Anonymous No.11991284]

>>11985051
atomic bomb

[Anonymous No.11991346]

>>11985051
Bear always wins, the ultimate land predator.

[Anonymous No.11991365]

Me. Because Im a sick f*ck.

[Anonymous No.11991369]

Ohonono, how can we COPE Tiger and Gorilla bros??

[Anonymous No.11991455]

>>11985352
Roman centurions for the amusement of the nobles, sometimes fought animals. A single man was able to fell several lions and two bears. Pilumchads win. Get rekt hippies.

[Anonymous No.11991471]

>>11991455
Romans never used Kodiaks.

[Anonymous No.11991475]

>>11991455
Not without a spear he didn't you fucking twit.

[Anonymous No.11991477]

Is "scientifically speaking" the "any kino about ___?" of /sci/?

[Anonymous No.11991682]

>>11990894
>bear vs lion

>lion with prep time

[Anonymous No.11991688]

>>11991369
Gorillas can't actually fight. They are only good intimidation and talking shit in hopes it can scare you away

[Anonymous No.11991780]

>>11991688
BEAR CHADS
WE WIN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.11991798]

>>11991688
>talking shit
In sign language

[Anonymous No.11992507]

>>11989588
Polar bears are technically a marine mammal. Brown bears generally, and Kodiaks particularly, are much more social so they also fight much more against their own kind.
>>11989224
That or their doing it for the delicious sashimi.
>>11987941
>thinking a 500 lb lion has any chance against a pissed off 1200 lb brown bear
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.11992595]

>>11991688
Gorillas are pound for pound the strongest mammal. I believe a properly trained gorilla could clean a bear easily off the ground and throw it.

[Anonymous No.11992604]

>>11991475
>nooo you cannot use spears!
get rekt. Evolution gave us better hands and a bigger brain for a reason.

>>11991475
a single pilum throw killed a regular bear. A single fucking throw.

[Anonymous No.11992605]

>>11992595
>avg gorrila weight
>483 lbs
>avg brown bear weight
900-1200 lbs

Yeah no.

[Anonymous No.11992614]

>>11985051
Where is the theoretical fight taking place?
If in one of the animal's natural habitat I would assume that animal.
If none, like a plain, I assume possibly the bear? it's heavier.

[Anonymous No.11992666]

>>11991682
lion can only prep to accept his death

[Anonymous No.11992670]

>>11992595
no dude no. You are just underestimating bears and big cats. Tigers have limbs that propel them(260kg of mass) 15 feet in the air vertically do you think it isn't strong as a gorilla

[Anonymous No.11992710]

>>11992605
A human weighing less than 300lbs is capable of lifting over 500 pounds over his head. A gorilla is intelligent enough to train, and possesses stronger muscle fibres than other mammals.

[Anonymous No.11992784]

>>11985201
Holy shit walruses are big, never thought I'd see a polar bear get cucked like that

>>11985652
how the fuck did it even get up there lmao

>>11991798
kek

[Anonymous No.11992801]

>>11985359
A man in Alaska killed a brown bear by biting its neck. You might be able to choke it out too

[Anonymous No.11993160]

>>11985093
I think the only thing interesting for a beat to fight would be a large Tiger.
Tiger is smaller, but has bigger teeth, stronger bite, still crazy ass claws and is way faster and limber

[Anonymous No.11993283]

>>11985051

Scientifically speaking, they all win, because they are top dogs in their respective realms and do not need to fight

[Anonymous No.11993982]

>>11985138

[Anonymous No.11995970]

>>11992710
It's not an MMA fighter you moron, even if it manages to throw the bear it would just get up and fuck the gorilla. The bear has claws and is larger with a thicker hide, plus being a carnivore. Bears have similar intelligence to the great apes anyway.