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How do I make everyone fat using science?

>> No.11870670

>>11870657
just look at what us is foing with their food industry and copy that

>> No.11870677

>>11870657
Make yourself as thin as possible
now everyone is fat in your eyes

>> No.11870680

>>11870657
redefine fat to everyone

>> No.11870713

>>11870657
Put high fructose corn syrup in everything
Use propaganda to convince people it's not bad for them
Change government guidelines to allow 3 cokes a day

>> No.11870801

Make healthy food too expensive, so that people can only buy fast food.

>> No.11870805

>>11870657
Make a big array of numbers and perform operations on it. Works every time.

>> No.11870824

>>11870713
you typed out my fucking answer before I could even read the board today

>> No.11871064

>>11870805
but how do I do it in C#?

>> No.11871300

>>11870657
be america

>> No.11871335

>>11870657
post titties

>> No.11871351

>>11870657
A diet of fructose, other simple sugars and starches, while adding with as much seed oils as possible.

>> No.11871355
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>>11870657
Clone Brosnan for every man, woman and child

>> No.11871643

>>11870657
what j*ws are already doing

>> No.11872112

>>11870657
by making yourself thinner than everyone.

>> No.11872203

>>11870657
slip butter into the water supply

>> No.11872349
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>>11871643
What? Oh you sexy little Nazi you can’t blame us for e v e r y t h i n g

>> No.11872541

>>11870657
Post threads like this

>> No.11872546

>>11870657
>How do I make everyone fat using science?
give them the Green Card