most prestigious brain bank in US

[Anonymous No.11570110]

I discovered something very odd about my brain after I got an MRI in the 12th grade, I was taking measurements of various parameters and I discovered that the cross section of the corpus callosum is extremely enlarged similar to certain genetic disorders, and diseases.

It is also known that albert einstein had a very lard corpus callosum at I believe 8.5 cm^2 my corpus callosum was 9-11cm^2 which is very strange.

many neurologists have commented that it is unexplainable and i contacted the UCLA brain bank which is eager to take my brain.

I don't trust UCLA doctors to do research on my brain because I know they are intellectually mediocre, UCLA health has been ranked one of the worst hospitals in the united states.

I think If there is any hope of research to be done on my brain it should be at the best university in the country because no other scientists would probably be capable of making new unique scientific discoveries.

It seems like a horrible waste to send my brain to a mediocre university.

[Anonymous No.11570115]

>>11570110
>I don't trust UCLA doctors to do research on my brain because I know they are intellectually mediocre, UCLA health has been ranked one of the worst hospitals in the united states.
Why would you contact UCLA if you think they're mediocre and don't trust them?

[Anonymous No.11570186]

>>11570115
So he could make this thread.

That's the difference between a normal brain like ours and a supreme brain like OP's.

[Anonymous No.11570202]

[Anonymous No.11570283]

>>11570110
>my brain so bigg hurr i am fuken supreme
fucking retard go wave your lack of self-worth somewhere else

[Anonymous No.11570349]

>>11570283
shut the fuck up fucking retarded this is about advancing medical research!medical knowledge is being advanced!

this is a scientific discovery you facking nogger! WTF!

this is actual science right now!!!

I have an extremely rare condition my brain could assist scientist but only a very gifted scientists can understand something at the bleeding edge of medical discovery.

this is exactly why the brain bank exists so that individuals with rare conditions can be studied.

[Anonymous No.11570351]

>>11570115
because I live at UCLA other hospitals are in different cities

[Anonymous No.11571351]

Do you have an intuitive feel for musical instruments?

[Anonymous No.11571394]

>>11570349
Yes, you are indeed showing yourself to be some specimen with a rare condition

[Anonymous No.11571662]

>>11571351
I am not the same person that I used to be as a kid before the disease.

I barely remember anything about my identity, and neither does anybody else the truth about my identity is lost forever.

[Anonymous No.11571685]

>>11570351
>living in socal

Kys anon

[Anonymous No.11571692]

>>11571685
I know it’s so horrible amirite

[Anonymous No.11571703]

>>11570110
>large corpus callosum
Uhh... quick question OP: Are you male or female? How's your finger digit ratio and your anogenital distance?
Also, does your family have any history of Schizophrenia?

[Anonymous No.11571715]

>>11571703
Male, my index finger is a little shorter.

There is no schizophrenia in the family, my aunt had auditory hallucinations as a teenager but it stopped as an adult and she is now extremely rich and successful

[Anonymous No.11571727]

>>11571715
Well that's indeed interesting then.

[Anonymous No.11571941]

>>11571662
Okay so you know nothing which suggests that this development wasn't really planned, perhaps a medfag would give you a more developed hypothesis but it just sounds like it's enlarged, for whatever reason. Excess myelination?

[Anonymous No.11572001]

>>11571941
Nothing is the same after getting brain damage, feels like all emotion, fear and love suddenly disappeared and ceased to exist.

I became indifferent about everything nothing matters whatsoever its all a stupid game.

[Anonymous No.11572077]

Have you ever been to space?

[Anonymous No.11572080]

>>11572077
no I wish... I do feel like an alien sometimes though it might have happened a long time ago but I forgot because of memory loss

[Anonymous No.11572656]

Everybody assumes that being a young 21 year old man with dementia must mean that I am genetically defective with some weird mutation which needs to be removed from the population.

I asked the neurologist basically he said that it's non mendelian and that my condition is the result of serious environmental factors like hypoxia at birth preterm birth and childhood TBI.

[Anonymous No.11572774]

why is it that everyone hates me? the only friends I ever had were all profound genius, for example my best friend in highschool was the valedictorian, my next best friend was the valedictorian at a different highschool, and then my friends from middle school were applying to yale, my childhood bestfriend was also in the gifted program.

most people in my life were always disrespectful and condescending, the only people who were ever genuine friends were all genius.

is this just coincidence? it seems the people who were most hateful towards me were always the least intelligent?

[Anonymous No.11572861]

>>11570110
>be brain in jar
>humanity has progressed far enough to hook brains up to computers
>be forced to shill for eternity as human brains are still better at it than bots

[Anonymous No.11572879]

>>11572774
Maybe you're condescending or arrogant? Normal people hate that shit and it drives them away. If someone you don't know makes fun of you they're probably just playing, make fun of them back and make friends with them.

[Anonymous No.11572998]

>>11570110
You haven't done anything of note to correlate your large corpus c with.... There is no scientific or historical value at all. I'm surprised UCLA wants it. Make sure to have some basic physiological testing done so there is at least a glimmer of functionality to correlate structure with. In general, btw, woman have larger CC'

[Anonymous No.11573056]

>>11572998
well I have a disease so medical researchers should theoretically be able to use it to study my condition and document their findings for the advancement of medicine.