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>"Anon, let's skip today's Metaphysics lecture and spend the day in earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe with our large boisterous friend group, spend the afternoon perusing the city's museums and parks, catch that film at the indie cinema, spend a few hours writing the essays for our enjoyable college majors, and spend the night passionately fucking."

Why isn't or wasn't this your life? It's easily within reach.

>> No.11469865

I don’t remember life before the Coronavirus, is that a female?
Curse my swollen balls!

>> No.11469869

>>11469839
Because,
am ugly
stupid
retarded
sexist, and a worthless engineer;

>> No.11469872
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11469872

>this thread again

>> No.11469873

>>11469839
6" wrists + can't build muscle, that's why

>> No.11469996

>>11469873
eat more bro

>> No.11470019

>>11469839
6" tall and can't reach to kiss bellies, that's why

>> No.11470117

>>11469839
kys

>> No.11470141

>>11469839
>skips philosophy of bullshit lecture
>spends the day doing bullshit, wasting money on the hipster cafe, museums, and cinema
>only 3 hours for a major essay
>liberal bullshit is the major
Congrats, you are now unemployable and 300k in debt.

>> No.11470246

>skipping metaphysics lecture

Never gonna make it brah

>> No.11471001

>>11469839
Ahahah it's you!
You haven't killed yourself yet?
How?

In case you guys weren't aware, this faggot has been spamming this thread for apparently years. At least since 2017, but probably longer.
I recognize it from /lit/ but I guess he's moved to /sci/ now too.

Are you looking for advice or something?
Literally just be yourself and have some confidence, damn son.

>> No.11471091

>>11470141
This. Sure, it sucks having a useful degree that too many people have, but it seems lots of the people who've complained about not being employable have done shitty meme degrees

>> No.11471161

>>11469839

That sweater is probably close to $1000. It's Versace.

>> No.11471530

This thread was moved to >>>/r9k/57168927