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Do other lifeforms commit suicide? Why do humans commit suicide? Is this a flaw in our evolutionary programming? I also want to contribute to the male suicide rates.

>> No.11314313

Imma kill myself too bro, you won't be alone.

>> No.11314324

Humans have evolved to the point of being able to be self aware and perceptive of the futility of life, the only thing holding most of us back from just ending it is the lizard portion of our base brain that screams "I need to stay alive"

>> No.11314344

>>11314324
Maybe one day I can stick my dry dick in a vagina or asshole and when I pull it out it will be wet!

>> No.11314463

There was a case in China were a black bear being held in shitty conditions for bile extraction (used in Chinese traditional medicine) managed to break its restraints, killed its own cub that was held nearby, and them killed itself.

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>>11314463
Bears are the GOAT

>> No.11314691

>>11314463
that's pretty fucking metal

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>>11314324
>the only thing holding most of us back from just ending it is the lizard portion of our base brain that screams "I need to stay alive"
GOD DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT, THAT'S THE ONLY PART OF MY BRAIN I LISTEN TO FUCK DEPRESSION

>> No.11314704

>>11314272
I don't know, but let me hijack this thread
How the fuck can I find a proper building to jump off from? None of them have accessible windows where I live (some cuckold Europe country, I can't even get a gun there) and they even then they all have these shitty code to enter kind of stuff, so I can't even easily just check whether rooftop access is locked or not

>> No.11314708

>>11314463
>>11314691
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/319024

>> No.11314710

>>11314704
fucking travel somewhere dipshit. grand canyon will probably do it for ya get to it.

>> No.11314713

>>11314704
we live in such a boring feminized nanny state world, don't we?

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>>11314713
you always got the option of not being a little bitch

>> No.11314724

>>11314710
I live in Yuropoor. I am a poorfag.

>>11314713
We seriously do, I mean in Europe, not in the US, you have plenty of opportunities there. Your average joe probably doesn't notice but society has really made it difficult to reliably end oneself nowadays. Even products like helium have been declawed by adding oxygen so that they don't kill anymore. Fuck leftists and cucks

>> No.11314726

>>11314720
sorry your penis isn't even 7" :\ anything i can do to make you feel better?

>> No.11314730

>>11314720
Being a slave of the jews for 40 years is not being a little bitch? Dumb submissive cunt

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>>11314724
>I live in Yuropoor. I am a poorfag.
holy fuck im sure there is somewhere you can fucking walk to to get this done.
>>11314726
>sorry your penis isn't even 7" :\ anything i can do to make you feel better?
continue being a little bitch and kill yourself please. and dont you fucking dare make it a pathetic little cry for help you coward.

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>>11314730
>Being a slave of the jews for 40 years is not being a little bitch?
Is this the only lifestyle your halfwit brain can envision?

>> No.11314744

>>11314732
>holy fuck im sure there is somewhere you can fucking walk to to get this done.
You've just perfectly illustrated what I wrote a minute before
>Your average joe probably doesn't notice but society has really made it difficult to reliably end oneself nowadays.

I used google maps in 3D to find where the tallest buildings are in my area, went there, and couldn't for my life find anything worthwhile. Even stairs that stood outside are protected with metal grids, and you can't enter without somebody getting the code first. And it's a shitty, cheap neighborhood too. Even they can afford suicide protection everywhere.

>> No.11314745

>>11314744
hang yourself
shoot yourself
slit your wrists
overdose
suicide by cop
there's lots of choices here faggot, i dont think you want to kill yourself nearly as much as i want you to.

>> No.11314748

>>11314744
Suicide is a luxury now too ;(

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the fucking prevalency of depression man god damnit

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i'll continue this dump after i pick up my mother fucking weed and toke

>> No.11314842

>>11314272
Don't Rabbits literally starve themselves to death if lonely?

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I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY QUEST FOR WEED WITH GREAT BOUNTY

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I SHALL NOW SOOTHE THE SOULS OF AILING ANONS

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PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY HOSTILITY AND BELLIGERENCE ARE SIMPLY PROPER CHAN ETIQUETTE

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MY DESIRE FOR YOU TO KILL YOURSELF IS INTENDED TO MAKE YOU STRONG WITH HATE

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DON'T LET THIS UNIVERSE WIN. DON'T LET GOD WIN. DON'T LET FATE WIN. FIGHT

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>>11314744
Where I live there are these tall cell tower/masts, sure they have fence arouns them but its not that high.

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ANYBODY ELSE WATCHIN THE KANSAS CITY GAME? THAT MILITARY GUY JUST FUCKING KILLED THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. TOP LEVEL SHIT

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>>11314938
holy fuck i remember this now does this happen every year?

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>>11314272
I was drinking alcohol and wanted to hero,
then I almost accidentally smoked weed and changed my mind. Though it took me a couple more years to stop drinking liquid jew.

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>> No.11314960

>>11314745
I read this and it was funny.

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>> No.11314968

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autothysis

Pretty interesting.

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>> No.11314977

>>11314745
Do you live in a Hollywood movie?
>hang yourself
Only "serious" answer, provided you can find anything that supports a grown human in a remote or private location where no one may interfere with your death.
>shoot yourself
Not feasible in 1st world countries (USA isn't a 1st world country btw)
>slit your wrists
Unreliable method. Likely to not die, be found by family and become physically restrained making further attempts harder.
>overdose
Unreliable method, see above.
>suicide by cop
Not feasible in non Anglo countries, because normal policemen do not shoot to kill.
>there's lots of choices here faggot, i dont think you want to kill yourself nearly as much as i want you to.
Edgy internet commentary is not a fatal method either.

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>>11314948
I suppose to one group or another. People used to wonder why lemmings commit suicide but now, science tells us that they are just fucking stupid. You think there's a correlation with humans?

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>>11314978
that is certainly a gif worth saving thanks /b/ro

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>>11314977
>Edgy internet commentary is not a fatal method either.
it better not be LOL

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>>11314977
You're killing me. Here, this grows all over the place.

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>> No.11315006

Thank you, gifanon.

>> No.11315007

>>11314990
Aw shucks.

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>>11314996
>You're killing me.
Pls reciprocate, anon.

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>> No.11315014

>>11315009
I gave you the hemlock. What else can I do?

>> No.11315016

>>11315014
Hemlock doesn't grow here. And i don't really want to die, im just tired of being alive

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LOL CURVEBALL

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SHADY'S BACK TELL A FRIEND

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Just get drunk and act a fool in when things get rough.

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>>11315016
>>11315056
Oops.

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>>11315056
holy shit that's epic

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>>11315098
lol hell ya.
this is the end for now

>> No.11315106

>>11314977
You pretty much summed up what I meant to respond, but ended up not to because it's obvious he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about. Indeed, hanging is the only proper solution, but not that good. It can still go wrong if you don't break your neck immediately but instead just suffocate (in which case it is pretty painful). I know it is a method which usually works but I'd rather avoid it as it is not quite peaceful

>> No.11315115

>>11315106
>peaceful
the only peaceful way to go is at the end of a healthy full life anon no matter how short or long

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>>11314977
>Not feasible in 1st world countries (USA isn't a 1st world country btw)
if the fucking sandniggers can get whatever they want in the sandbox you better bet your ass there's a way to get a powerful firearm in whatever shithole you reside. i mean, if you're really living in a shithole and hate your life i'm 100% confident you can get your gun powder flavored candy

>> No.11315183

>>11315176
>gun powder flavored candy
i need a chemist anon to translate this into something even moar badass pl0x

>> No.11315938

>>11314463
so fucking sad, humans deserve extermination

>> No.11315957

>>11314704
You would be amazed how many "locked" doors are open

>> No.11315984

>>11314708
>>11314463
>highest IQ.
>Look on my works ye mighty and despair!

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>>11314272
>>11314324

>> No.11316312

>>11314272
>Do other lifeforms commit suicide
Ask lemmings and whales.

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>>11314748
suicide isn't a way out, it's just a reset button.

>> No.11316333

>>11314704
Take an axe and smash through the door

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Sheep sudoku by jumping off cliffs, whales beached themselves en masse that one time. Monkeys and parrots will voluntarily refuse food and starve when kept in miserable conditions

>> No.11316446

>>11316345
Animals are based.