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Checkmate, /sci/.

>> No.11218719

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GRANT MONEY!!!

>> No.11218722

>>11218717
the jokes on her. nobody cared to begin with.

>> No.11218735

>>11218722
maybe step outside your safe space snowflake

>> No.11218885

>>11218717
But it's true.
>>11218722
That's right pathetic rightie, stay in your comfy little room and jerk off. The world doesn't exist! The world doesn't exist!!! Hahahaha.

>> No.11218889

>>11218717
>needing to use a child as the spokesperson for (((climate change)))
I look forward to being told that we have 2 years left to save the world in 30 years' time

>> No.11218895
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>implying climate change even is a bad thing

>> No.11218900

>>11218717
/sci/ is a board of climate change is actually real but the solution is building nuclear reactors not eating bugs. the only people here who deny climate change are /pol/trumplican idiots

>> No.11218935

>>11218889
>Da Juice!!?

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>>11218717

>> No.11218997

I bet greta lurks on here.

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>> No.11219016

>>11219006
Thanks for this, Tooker. Very cool.

>> No.11219025

>>11218717
she's probably just too afraid to stay in her own country, so she pretends to love the environment in the safety of her enterage.

>> No.11219028

>>11218722
>nobody cared about her
yet you know her name. even my grandparents who dont speak english or know how to turn on a tv know her name

>> No.11219037

>>11218717
Imagine being such cuck parents that you listen to the ramblings of a menstruating teenager. On second thought, there seems to bit of a transgender going on in that child too. Typical Time magazine shitpost. Parents didn't do their job and now they have sold its soul to the media because they can't make a living anymore. Being an ever cruel and gluttonous monster, they hide sinister ideas behind the innocence of a child.

>> No.11219041

>>11219037
>>>/pol/ is around the corner and to the right.

>> No.11219084

>>11218997
I can confirm she does. Greta not only lurks on /sci/ and /n/, but is an active poster on /an/. I don't know if she browsers other boards, though

>> No.11219090

>>11219084
sauce?

>> No.11219108

>>11219090
Trust me, bro. I've know her for quite some time before all the climate change shitstorm. Not that we're close friends or anything, though

>> No.11219121

>>11219108
yeah also sabrina pasterski lurks sci and posts all the witten threads

>> No.11219126

>>11219121
At least we have tooker

>> No.11219130

>>11219126
well we used to legitimately have yukari-poster but i think he got scared off, haven't seen him for a while

>> No.11219135

>>11218722

this.

corporations are too busy rolling in profits.

>> No.11219206

Based Gretta triggering the worthless boomers.

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>>11219016
Thanks for stealing my semen to try to cuck me instead of asking me to fuck your wife and cum inside her pussy until she got pregnant. </s>

>> No.11219216

>>11219212
My my tooker, That's no way for a """scientist""" to conduct himself.

>> No.11219227

>>11219216
jon worships feynman, and it would be fitting for feynman. scientists are supposed to be a bit more "modern" than feynman was nowadays, so you are right. however, i don't object to the idea of reviving the scientist culture that allowed feynman to be feynman: the widespread belief that theoretical physicists had their only productive years between 20 and 30, general support for the cult-of-personality for successful theoretical physicists, the acceptance of "ego" that came along with these customs, the tolerance for womanizing that came along with great respect for such men, etc etc

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>>11219216
And regarding your own actions, that's no way for a """""""good or God-fearing person"""""" to act. You're evil, and you're going to die for crimes, and the rest of your family too.

>> No.11219247

>>11219232
Oh my, are you by any chance threatening me?

>> No.11219261

Untold thousands of Hong Kong residents went to the gulags. To protest against beijing and for democracy. Time picks the rich blonde white girl parroting her wealthy parents' eco fringe group.

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>>11219247
If you are one of the people involved in my enemies' attempts to cuck me, then you and your family will surely die. As surely as the Lord lives, you will die, your share in the tree of life will be taken away, and your name will be stricken from under the heavens.

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>>11218717
Oh look, another shit thread.

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>>11219130
Did, did Yukariposter really leave?
Please don't say so. This board will decay to nothing without his wisdom.

>> No.11219458

>>11219436
He was a fucking faggot my dude.

>> No.11219467

>>11219458
so what. gay dudes can be smart and post good shit if they want.

>> No.11219600

>>11218997
>I bet
there is no wagering at 4chan, Grandpa

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>>11219037
>the ramblings of a menstruating teenager
There is no cause for concern about that, Mister President.

>> No.11219605

>>11218717
Admittedly she's kinda cute

>> No.11219613

>>11219028
yeah because she's constantly being advertised, just because you know her name doesn't mean you care, everyone knows Kim Kardashian's name too

>> No.11219625

>>11218889
We've probably already passed the point of no return. We've bought in to 4 degrees warming already. However each year we get worse so it's still prudent to stop.

>> No.11219637

I can't believe they unironically wanted to give her the nobel peace prize too.

Her gig isn't even original, why didn't this girl get any prizes? Because she wasn't white?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJJGuIZVfLM

>> No.11219646

>>11219637
>I can't believe they unironically wanted to give her the nobel peace prize...
...bcoz it's not true?

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>> No.11219650

>>11219613
>not knowing the difference between advertising and reportage
The absolute state of edgy-macation.

>> No.11219653

>>11219646
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/14/greta-thunberg-nominated-nobel-peace-prize

she was a nominee, so yes it was.

>> No.11219675

>>11219653
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/14/greta-thunberg-nominated-nobel-peace-prize
>There are 301 candidates for the 2019 prize
...so a 0.332% probability of winning?

>> No.11219686

>Hey, who should we give the honor to?
>I say the Hong Kong protestors. They rose up in droves to protest the malevolent and cruel actions of the authoritarian Chinese government. Eyes were lost, bones were broken, and bills were passed to shut them down. And yet, they persisted. They showed the world that police brutality can never keep a fight for freedom down. The power of the people beats the power trip of a government that imprisons Muslims, censors the Internet, and bans Winnie the...
>Nah we’re just gonna give it to that girl who repeats stuff she reads on Wikipedia.

>> No.11219693

>>11219686

with millionaire parents

>> No.11219695

>>11218735
>>11218885
Take your meds schizo

>> No.11219697

>>11219686
Hong Kong protestors are in the wrong.

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>>11218717
actually it's an epic win for /sci/
her mantra is "Listen to the scientists!"

>> No.11219723

>>11219699
how much is 3.45 billion virtual pounds?

>> No.11219739

>>11219686
Can you name a single person involved in the Hong Kong protests that's not Carrie Lam or Xi Jinping?

>> No.11219779

>>11219723
1.56 billion virtual kilograms?

>> No.11219843

>>11218717
What a load of bullshit. The Hong Kong Protestors had a much greater and important impact on the world. And they actually did something while risking their lives.

>> No.11219867

>>11219779
1.56 billion vkilograms still canna cross it

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>>11219843
>What a load of bullshit. The Hong Kong Protestors had a much greater and important impact on the world. And they actually did something while risking their lives.

>> No.11219945

>>11219843
>Hong Kong Protestors
>Achieve literally nothing
>Make the Chinese government favor Hong Kong even less
>Hong Kong keeps declining in significance because China has other ports to use
>Get annexed by China anyway

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>>11219843
t.

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As surely as the Lord lives.

>> No.11220323

>>11219693
Fuck off you dirty commie, rich people earned their wealth you're just butthurt because you're too lazy and stupid to work for your money and instead beg for handouts.

>> No.11220597 [DELETED] 

>>11220323
They didn't earn that semen of mine that they stole to get Greta's mom pregnant with my genetic material instead of her husband's genetic material which is so inferior that he would seemingly rather steal my semen than get his wife pregnant with his own F grade load.

>> No.11220628

>>11218900
This, so this....also...especially thorium fueled reactors

>> No.11220755

>>11219699
If he didn't believe in gravity, why is he being weighed down so heavily by in and not the people who supposedly believe in it?

>> No.11220787

>>11218717
BRAVE

>> No.11220811

>>11220597
Tooker if your semen is so good how come Greta came out ugly, autistic and flat chested?

>> No.11220823 [DELETED] 

>>11220811
Sometimes when you cross breed dogs, the puppy comes out ugly. Greta's mom is a different kind than I am. I think Greta and Barron are both not so good looking, and it encourages me only to breed with dark haired women.

>> No.11220826

>>11218717
Greta is /ourgal/

>> No.11220849

>>11219675
Don't need to take prob and stat to know that the figure is more than zero, retard.

>> No.11220855

>>11218717
oh wow her picture on a dental office decoration very neat

>> No.11221310

>>11220823
Yeah that makes sense Tooker, thank you.

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>>11218717
>checkmate

oh contraire

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>>11219843
it's no surprise they won the vote, while this propped up underage circus clown with no background in climatology got plastered on the cover who has done nothing to move towards curbing climate change. in fact by putting their weight behind an icon, a little girl with fetal alcohol syndrome no less, the environmentalist movement endorsed a huge vulnerability to their message. the only people that should be endorsed are the >97% of climatologists. it's really pathetic how people here defend her like cultists.

>> No.11223235

>>11223208
*au contraire

>> No.11223270

>>11219697 of course Wei

>> No.11223805

>>11219028
>yet you know her name
I tend to forget it and just call her potato-face instead.

>> No.11225186

>>11219915
>lefties are wojakshitters
VISUALIZE MY SURPRISE

>> No.11225191

>>11219699
why would not believing in gravity make you weigh more?
I don't understand this joke

>> No.11225199

why does her face look like that

>> No.11225275

>>11218717
What is this? I think I've seen this before. Is it one of those "noosepapers" I read about in history books?

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>>11225186
>>lefties are wojakshitters
>VISUALIZE MY SURPRISE

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>>11218717

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>>11225917
Go back to /x/ you fucking mongoloid

>> No.11226914

>>11219028
Huh... funny how I actually never saw any of hear ''speaches'', or ever even heard her voice. Yet I know who she is... fucking social media man

>> No.11227137

>>11226879
kys you psued moron take your climate conspiracy theory to >>>/x/

>> No.11227259

>>11218717
Does anyone here even read TIME magazines?

>> No.11227652

>>11227137
>climate conspiracy theory
What conspiracy?

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>>11223208
that looks like someone jacked off on it

>> No.11227722

>>11227702
Who wouldn't?

>> No.11227836

the people fearing over a little getting btfo. good for her desu.

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>> No.11229074

>>11220811
At least Tooker can build muscle
>tfw Greta can probably build more muscle than me

>> No.11229095

>>11220826
100%

Greta is based and fossil fuel shills are seething.

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>> No.11230046

>>11222222

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>cocks the methane clathrate gun

>> No.11230057

>>11230051

debunked fag

>> No.11230060

>>11220323

bait