/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.11022337]

Math tells three of the saddest love stories: of parallel lines, who will never meet; of the tangent, who kissed a curve once and then left forever; and of asymptotes, who come closer and closer, but can never truly be together.

[Anonymous No.11022340]

Calling all units

[Anonymous No.11022341]

>>11022337
lol philosophy and artistic expression being applied to math. I like you OP. But you're still a faggot, no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.11022343]

>6th grade maths
I didn't think, /sci/ could sink any lower. I mean, what's next? Threads like "have you noticed that the left digit increases by one and the right digit decreases?
09
18
27
36
45
56
..."

[Anonymous No.11022345]

>>11022343
Have you noticed their sum is always 9?
zOmG!!1

[Anonymous No.11022350]

>>11022345
How come seven is the only number with two syllables? So weird right?

[Anonymous No.11022353]

you seriousbitterfags need to lighten up. sure that ur favorite mavericks of science would smile at this op. Why? cuz they weren’t insecure little r/sci regulators

[Anonymous No.11022362]

>>11022343
Lmao I first noticed this in 3rd grade. It was in 7th grade when I realised that the decrease in the right digit depends on how small a number is compared to 10 and how big when compared to 5, next day I realised if the number is smaller than 5 then it actually increases and that if it's 5 then it just keeps alternating between increasing and decreasing. I literally thought that I was THE shit in that moment.

[Anonymous No.11022387]

>>11022350
>ze-ro

[Anonymous No.11022406]

>>11022337
>tangent of a sin curve at pi/2

[Anonymous No.11022426]

>>11022337
>parallel lines, who will never meet
>tangent, who kissed a curve once and then left forever
>asymptotes, who come closer and closer, but can never truly be together
what is projective and elliptic geometry lmao

[Anonymous No.11022434]

>>11022387

[Anonymous No.11022436]

>>11022434
Kek, 4channel censors emojis. I sent the MIND=BLOWN emoji

>>11022362
In 7th grade...

[Solivagus (Polynomial Philosop(...) No.11022455]

>>11022337
Hello, Thomas Hite.

>>11022341
Tru dat!
>Faggot: A bungling of shoots and leaves that believe themselves to be sticks being chewed on by a panda

>>11022353
Well, it is more that I am forcing you all to 'wake up' and appear in the news so I can have some lolz. Seriously, you could all kill Donald J. Trump and there would be a massive parade in your honor. Someone become king of America so I can have someone worth fighting ffs. Presidents are EASY to control.

[Anonymous No.11022479]

>>11022426
>what is projective and elliptic geometry lmao
Math also tells one virgin studing Do Carmo - he didn't even have a love story.

[Solivagus (Polynomial Philosop(...) No.11022482]

>>11022479
How could I when even my own parent's love didn't protect me from dropping this deep?

>Because all you faggot tech-users/spirit shamans/FBI cucks really don't get that I just talk whatever comes into my mind. Nobody can punish their source of communication, because we live in an 'information universe'.

[Anonymous No.11022507]

>>11022343
Well that explains THAT thread

[Anonymous No.11022518]

>>11022341
>implying math isnt a philosophical expression.

[Anonymous No.11022522]

>>11022350
>he doesn't know about thirteen

[Anonymous No.11022525]

>>11022343
>56

[Anonymous No.11022993]

>>11022518
ANON IS KING

[Anonymous No.11023828]

>>11022337
Parallel lines cross in homogeneous coordinates.

Tangents and curve can cross for most polynomials of order 3 or higher

Horizontal and vertical asymptotes always intersect.

Conclusion OP is a nigger

[Anonymous No.11023841]

>>11022337
*in euclidean space
*In general at most in a bounded space
*in non-extended spaces

[Anonymous No.11023998]

>>11022337
>tfw me kissing for the first time is an asymptote. From time to time I get closer and closer and closer to it but never actually kiss

[Anonymous No.11024007]

>>11022337
>he's never heard of projective space
ah yes, the high schoolers are here.