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Why do my farts smell so bad ?

>> No.10867403

low self-esteem

>> No.10867425

>>10867398
alcohol
too much meat

>> No.10867426

>>10867398
Your insides are rotting, you have a few days to live.

>> No.10867453

>>10867398
Any other symptoms? I thought mine smelled bad. Thought they changed the ingredients in Dr. Pepper. Couldn't stand my regular brand of tobacco anymore. 33mm brain tumor.

>> No.10867476

>>10867398
bacteria in your gut.

>> No.10867487

>>10867398
Maybe because farts are gas emitted by your literal shit?

>> No.10867518

>>10867398
imagine the smell

>> No.10867552

>>10867487
It is, actually, the shit of the bacteria that eat your shit. It isn't even your shit when it comes out of your ass.

>> No.10867562

>>10867398
thot braps smell amazing

>> No.10867579

>>10867552
imagine the smell2

>> No.10867586

Eat only beans and eggs for a week it will make your farts smell better

>> No.10867663

>>10867398
Why do my farts smell so good?

>> No.10867720

>>10867398
It's tiny particles of literal feces

>> No.10867724

>>10867398
Sauce pls m80

>> No.10867726

>>10867720
Yeah and smelling it in one way is similar to consuming it.

>> No.10867810

indigestion

>> No.10867840 [DELETED] 
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10867840

When they finally sent me a good looking prostitute, why did they give her and STD on purpose to make pussy smell like rancid trash?

They
shit
in
every
little
thing
that
i
ever
do
and
there
is
no
avoiding
it

>> No.10867930

Sulfur-rich food.

>> No.10867932

>>10867398
my farts are pretty good, i can give some of mine if you want

just open your mouth OP

>> No.10867951

>>10867398
because you sit on your ass and eat pizza everyday instead of doing something productive