/med/

[Anonymous No.10726947]

"Finnish Frogs" -edition

Old:
>>10716028
>>10700533

We discuss research, offer advice (Just see your family physician), make fun of premeds, discuss residency and different specialties but we mostly shitpost.

If you want to discuss vaccines or clamping, please make your own thread because it takes a lot of replies and the discussion degenerates.

>What's the best specialty for research?
Path, clinical lab, onc, rad/onc, anesthesia

>What are the best specialties lifestyle wise?
Optho, derm, psych and rads

[Anonymous No.10726958]

Why does everyone in these threads hate neurology and neurosurgery?

[Anonymous No.10726968]

>>10726958
I can't say I hate them, I just didn't have neuro classes yet and I don't respond to those kind of replies.

>>10726947
Nice edition, OP. Comfy.

[Anonymous No.10726972]

Most important field of 2020s?

[Anonymous No.10726975]

>>10726972
Psych easily

[Anonymous No.10726986]

>>10726972
Panaceas the jews are hiding from (you)

The AMA and its lies

Phathogenic cell oscillation and destruction.

This very healthy root powder the pajeets have used to treat e. coli infections for millenia
(ship NOW)

Cancer is bad. Or is it?
(read MORE)

The great 5G genocide

[Anonymous No.10726991]

>>10726947
y is pepe wearin thos

[Anonymous No.10726993]

>>10726947
I just really fucking hated job interviews.

[Anonymous No.10726995]

>>10726972
read >>10726975

Literally the best field to go into this century.

[Anonymous No.10726997]

>If you want to discuss vaccines or clamping, please make your own thread because it takes a lot of replies and the discussion degenerates.

We are going to end up having a long ass OP

[Anonymous No.10726998]

>>10726991
>pepe

[Anonymous No.10726999]

>>10726995
> the best field to go into this century.
Care to elaborate?
In a lot of countries, psychiatry has a good lifestyle but is not paid very well compared to other specialties.

[Anonymous No.10727009]

>>10726975
>>10726995
Not him but psychiatry is freaking boring in comparison to like oncology or hematology

[Anonymous No.10727014]

Gimme your opinions /med/? Should I reappear for an exam next year to get into med school or join dentistry this year?

[Anonymous No.10727019]

>>10727014
I'd do both. At least here, the early modules for med and dent are exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.10727020]

>>10726997
Just noticed it. Based OP.

>>10726999
First of all, nice trips.

Second, psych is the spec of the century because more and more people suffer from psychiatric disorders. It should be easy to figure out imo. New medication, plenty of research to do, etc.

>>10727009
Depends, I prefer psych because I find onc and heme boring.

[Anonymous No.10727021]

>>10726999
Look up the following;
>number of psychiatric hospitalizations
>usage of psychiatric medicine
>the incidence of depression
>the incidence of various addictions

All skyrocketing in the young. Add to that the general psychological landscape and the economic future of a normal person.

[Anonymous No.10727025]

>>10726972
Immunology.

[Anonymous No.10727027]

>>10727009
How so?

[Anonymous No.10727034]

Don't know how it is in other places but in my country, Emergency Med. isn't something you can specialize in. Instead, it is sort of a further education you can get once you already finished your residency in something else.
What would be the most fitting residency to pursue if I wanna do Emergency Med? Anesth. and Intensive Care?

[Anonymous No.10727039]

>>10727034
IM or FM prolly good too.

[Anonymous No.10727042]

>tfw young guy who wants to help as many people as possible thats why im going into med

Is this a bad idea? A friends mother warned me that I would get sick of people if I worked at a hospital for a year

[Anonymous No.10727049]

tfw no evidence based gf

[Anonymous No.10727058]

How come all the attention seekers who used to claim they had "chronic fatigue syndrome" or "chronic lyme disease" are saying they have Ehlers Danlos syndrome now? I thought EDS was a real disease

[Anonymous No.10727062]

>>10727042
Do you actually want to help people or feel like you are helping them?

[Anonymous No.10727064]

>>10727062
Actually help

[Anonymous No.10727086]

Anyone own microscopes or other equipment they use at home outside of school/work? I'm considering buying a decent microscope

[Anonymous No.10727093]

>>10727049
>working in a lab for summer
>med cutie-pie working there too for summer
>ask about her research
>she keeps coming to talk to me constantly, smiles, plays with hair all that, laughs at my stupid shit
>apply my internet knowledge and figure out she is into me
>ask her out
>mfw she said yes and we agreed on monday

Wish me luck guys, I have no idea what I’m doing.

[Anonymous No.10727097]

>>10727093
god I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.10727104]

>>10727064
Then you have to realize that there is no shortage of people willing to go to medicine. Will you be a better doctor than they would be? Are you willing to work hard to be?

[Anonymous No.10727113]

>>10727104
>Will you be a better doctor than they would be?
Not him but that thought keeps me awake sometimes. How do I know that I didn't snatch one of the spots in med uni away from someone who would've been an infinitely better doctor than me.

[Anonymous No.10727117]

>>10727104
I am willing to work hard, I've worked other jobs for 3 years now and I'm definitely a workaholic. I can't know if I'll be a better doctor than someone else

[Anonymous No.10727122]

>>10727093
That's literally how I met my wife. Just bee yourself, it'll be fine.

>>10727086
Obviously a lot of medical instruments, I have a microscope too but that's just for shit and giggles. Try to look up instrument suppliers and don't fall for any kids stuff, stereo all the way.

[Anonymous No.10727128]

>>10727093
Good luck, anon. I hope you won't fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.10727129]

>Hundreds of frogposters in /med/ every thread
>Not a single spurdochad

[Anonymous No.10727142]

>>10727117
>I'm definitely a workaholic

That's a risk though. You are not helping anyone by getting a burnout or working too tired. That's another aspect of this shit, the people who don't know their limits stretching themselves too far in their perverted sense of duty or the need to "help people". You also need to be able to realize when you are not cut out for stuff or when you are sacrificing too much pursuing some hero image in your head.

[Anonymous No.10727146]

>>10727113
You just have to apply yourself, that solved it for me.

[Anonymous No.10727154]

>>10727129
I was thinkin of making some med spurdos in the spirit of the excellent intti spurdos, but honestly they would be extremely limited in their audience, so I have been drawing Apu's instead.

[Anonymous No.10727159]

>indian doctors have to wear helmets so they don't get beaten to death by patients
wtf is wrong with pajeets?

[Anonymous No.10727170]

>>10727159
They get farthagged and have to wear the helmet.

[Anonymous No.10727174]

>>10727159
Tell me about Pudoo Patel, why does he wear the helmet?

[Anonymous No.10727178]

>>10727154
please do make some spurdos based finnanon

[Anonymous No.10727191]

The post antibiotic era is coming
The end is near

you didnt listen
you took amoxiclav for that flu
now it is too late

goodbye...
nobody will remember us...

[Anonymous No.10727197]

>>10727191
>amoxiclav
>for flu
What did he mean by this, anons?

[Anonymous No.10727203]

>>10727197
That's the joke

[Anonymous No.10727204]

>>10727203
Oh, I'm retarded then.

[Anonymous No.10727205]

>>10727197
too late
no going back now
it will happen
bodies piling up again
el peste extinguido...
la malo bubonico...

we will see eachother again, in the other side
old friend...

[Anonymous No.10727219]

How big would you say is the difference between the preclinical and the clinical part of studying?
Is it really that much of a difference?

[Anonymous No.10727222]

please rank the following professions from most cringe to most based:

>n*rse
>paramedic
>pharmacist
>respiratory therapist
>lab tech
>rad tech
>physical/occupational therapist
>social worker

[Anonymous No.10727232]

>>10727222
Social workers are a weird thing, they either work themselves to a burn-out to provide the best possible care for people or they are absolute idiots that bog down the entire system.
Worst was that one hospital that required the head postion of their social worker department to have a Masters in Sociology of all things. That woman was beyond fucking worthless and every time she took one of her extended trips, efficiency went through the fucking roof.

[Anonymous No.10727244]

how do you not get tired of memorizing boring shit
all day?

[Anonymous No.10727249]

Why don't you just pick the specialty that is most likely to guarantee you the highest income?

[Anonymous No.10727260]

>>10727244
>diseases
>medication
>boring
???

>>10727249
Because high income comes with a ton of work.

[Anonymous No.10727261]

>>10727249
Because if I was only focused on money, I sure as shit wouldn't have gone into medicine.

[Anonymous No.10727263]

>>10727244
But anon, once you're done with bone anatomy the boring shit is over.

[Anonymous No.10727276]

>>10727222
>Social worker
>N*rse
>Pharmacist (in (((their))) pocket)
>Physical/Occupational therapist
>Lab tech
>Respiratory tech
>Rad tech
>Paramedic

[Anonymous No.10727285]

>>10727261
Easy to say, for me the easiest route to guaranteed 200K+ income was medicine.

[Anonymous No.10727322]

How do we convince the american population of the benefits of genetical engineering?
China doesn't seem against it and their population is already more intelligent on average

[Anonymous No.10727335]

>>10727322
That chink's CRISPR study was fake, and their higher average IQs have nothing to do with genetic engineering.

[Anonymous No.10727338]

>>10727260
>high income comes with a ton of work.
>derm
>ophto
>rad
not really

[Anonymous No.10727342]

>>10727322
Tell them about the mass of quality memes that a high iq population could make.

[Anonymous No.10727347]

>>10727260
Fuck off premed

[Anonymous No.10727374]

I never quite understood what pre-med is.
Over here, we just got this fuckhuge exam done by all universities every year.
Is it basically just everyone trying to bolster their resumes to look better?

[Anonymous No.10727385]

>>10726958
>>10726958
>everyone in these threads hate neurology and neurosurgery?

Generally, and I'm not speaking for the entirety here but, as physicians they aren't known for the ability to fart early and often and the resulting drama associated with doing so.

[Anonymous No.10727387]

>>10726972

Corn, Wheat, Basedbean, etc.

[Anonymous No.10727392]

>>10727197

augmenting the influenza exposure risk via augmentation of antibiotic resistence.

[Anonymous No.10727394]

>>10727222
>>10727222
>>10727276

>please rank the following professions from most cringe to most based:

1. You. Faggot ass, you.

[Anonymous No.10727404]

>>10727394
T. nurseoid

[Anonymous No.10727427]

>>10727394
Keep seething nurse

[Anonymous No.10727439]

>>10727374
In some countries, medicine is a graduate degree ie. you have to already have a degree(bachelors?) before you apply to medschool. Pre-med is a person doing this degree. So aspiring to be a doctor, but not in medschool.

[Anonymous No.10727455]

>>10727439
This, basically a premed is some fag doing a biology degree who tells everyone he's going to be a doctor.

[Anonymous No.10727462]

>>10727404
>>10727427

pathetic samefag poster. also, reject.

[Anonymous No.10727465]

>>10727462
Seething.

[Anonymous No.10727467]

>>10727439
That's odd, so if I have completed high school in Europe and would apply to say an american university, would I have to study something else before going to med school? Wtf then it's better 99% of the time to stay in europe

[Anonymous No.10727469]

>everyone tells me chinks have high IQ

My chinese classmates werent that smart, smartest guy I knew was black. I went go to a top 10 school.

[Anonymous No.10727470]

>>10727439
>>10727455
Ah, okay. So it's basically the previous form of that one faggot that keeps saying shit like "us medical professional" once they spent their first 5 minutes in a lecture?

[Anonymous No.10727472]

>>10727467
I'm a euro and as far as i understand it, most euro high school equivalents do college level stuff.
For example, with the school I went to, I have the equivalent of a bachelors in biochem. engineering.

[Anonymous No.10727473]

>>10727467
European doctors are paid like garbage compared to US docs.

[Anonymous No.10727478]

Is this accurate?

[Anonymous No.10727481]

>>10727342
>According to Vanhanen
>Finland highest iq

[Anonymous No.10727482]

>>10727478
Yes. Wiping arses and swanning around the ward like you own the place is godly work.

[Anonymous No.10727490]

>>10727478
Any profession that has enough of a demand for shirts like this to actually sell disqualifies themselves from anything written on those shirts being true.

[Anonymous No.10727529]

>>10727478
That isnt even the right rod

[Anonymous No.10727535]

My 68 year old dad always falls asleep while watching tv. Today i am going to wash teeth, door to his room is open so i look up... There is fucking porn on tv on full volume, while he is sleeping in chair. Just imagine... Mom may come to room mumbles "what the fuck are you watching pig", then he wakes up and asks "what??", not knowing whats going on. It makes me laugh just thinking about it.
But seriously whats wrong with him? He dont fall asleep during day so its probably no narcolepsy, he is taking lithium afaik tho. Or maybe its normal for old folks?

[Anonymous No.10727547]

>>10727535
That's why he has no job. He can't even get up to go to the bathroom with a cup he has been using all night so he cant even wash his hands. He never goes to the bathroom except for bathroom and kitchen only to get his morning cup. Mom wants a job, he can't even start a job. He cant even get the money his father has, but he works with a guy and that guy is his boss. What the hell is wrong with this guy? But thats why hes lazy, its like a joke, maybe a joke he cant stop laughing because he cant stand watching porn all the time and its all of his fault. What a horrible person.

[Anonymous No.10727600]

>>10727597

[Anonymous No.10727611]

>>10727535
was he in rugby or some shit? guy might have become retarded after a damage in the head that takes a lifetime to develop or smth

[Anonymous No.10727645]

>>10726947
They clamped your umbilical cord.

>>10726876
Uh, what? I said magnetic fields and malaria, not wormwood and cancer.
https://www.washington.edu/news/2000/03/30/magnetic-fields-may-hold-key-to-malaria-treatment-uw-researchers-find/

The observation that sub-AM band frequencies destroy certain cell types and microorganisms is well established.

>>10727599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioelectromagnetics
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/journal/1521186x

[Anonymous No.10727655]

>>10727535
Flicker rate manipulation. Refer to Hendricus G Loos' patents.

[Anonymous No.10727729]

>>10727473
But they don't owe any debt and desu I wouldnt mind having a comfy $150k a year job as a GP with no debts

[Anonymous No.10727789]

I just wanna be done with the pre-clinical, I'm getting kinda sick of dead people.

[Anonymous No.10727838]

Least traumatic specialties?
Most traumatic specialties?

[Anonymous No.10727898]

>>10727838
Least traumatic is neurology or psych
Most traumatic is trauma surgery

[Anonymous No.10727922]

>>10727838
Dentist here, so I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here, but my maxillofacial trauma rounds were pretty wicked. We were in Chicago and were trying to make mouths work again after assaults, car accidents, bullets through the oral cavity, etc. Often worked together with plastics and ortho for le fort fractures, dislocated jaws, and other mangled faces. It was something.

[Anonymous No.10727958]

>>10727838
>Least traumatic specialties?

Radiology. Look! It's a fuzzy thing!

>Most traumatic specialties?

EM with EMS fellowship. Ride the box, see how men really work. Crit Care Surg/Trauma is mostly fast cutting and stop the bleeding in a controlled environ. No comparison.

[Anonymous No.10727962]

>>10727465

type when you have a license, scribe. you're literally a fucking shadow. now be gone.

>>10727478

cringe. nursing is a way out of poverty for a lot of chronic care RNs that apply themselves. the culture lingers. let them have their fun. that helicopter that just flew over your house 20 minutes ago with a CFRN in it transfusing a trauma patient does not wear this.

[Anonymous No.10728031]

>>10727962
Why are nurses so insecure?

[Anonymous No.10728050]

Im very sick and i dont give a shit. Is there name for patients like me? If i wouldnt go to surgery i would die. But now i dont care. I want to die. Can doctor convice police to arrest me and treat me?

[Anonymous No.10728056]

>>10728050
No one can live you but you. I don't know what the solution to your limbo is, but ultimately, you're on your own. I'm in a similar boat.

[Anonymous No.10728071]

>24
>Got into Medschool in 2014 (here you enter after doing a year of entrance courses)
>Next year I'll graduate
>Then it's an 8 month unpaid internship.
>After that I have my residency exam.
>Planning on going to neurology so it'll be another 4 years of residency.

I graduated from HS at 17, does this shit never fucking end? I already feel old as fuck and the years since 2014 feel like the blink of an eye. Did I just wasted my early 20s?

Also, in my country %75 of medical graduates are women; I'm fucking tired of their be already, I can't imagine working with these backstabbing, gossiping whores.

[Anonymous No.10728072]

>>10728071
>he fell for the medicine meme

[Anonymous No.10728107]

Can any opthofag tell me why when my eyes focus on text the image in my eyes flashed white/grey for a second and then goes back to normal ? Can't be retina tear...

[Anonymous No.10728254]

I’m applying for a comsci + bio double major so I can go to the field of bioinformatics. will this be a waste of time? I’m good at programming but I love med.

[Anonymous No.10728316]

>tfw ur job is taken over by AI

https://gut.bmj.com/content/early/2019/02/27/gutjnl-2018-317500

It's happening bros

[Anonymous No.10728319]

>>10728254
good choice m8, u will have lots of work automating most of what doctor's do with AI

[Anonymous No.10728362]

FUCK NURSOIDS

[Anonymous No.10728366]

I can't visit a doctor and have to fly to another country for a month tomorrow and this shit hit me out of nowhere.
5 days ago suddenly I got 38°C temperature, headaches and slight discomfort swallowing, I thought it was a regular flu so I was just drinking ibuprofen once or twice a day. On a day 3 every symptom was gone, except for discomfort swallowing. I decided to look at my throat and found these little bumps at the back of my throat(as you can see at the pic I took).
What do? Right now I'm gargling it with salt+soda+iodine and chew propolis.
A little background: I had a strep throat couple of weeks ago, took antibiotics, had shit fatigue and loss of appetite afterwards, perhaps this is all due to my damaged immune system.

[Anonymous No.10728442]

>>10727342
>tfw Romania 91 IQ
Just end my life already.

[Anonymous No.10728450]

>>10727729
Yeah but in the long term they earn less
Paying back med school debt isn't too hard when you make >350k in the USA
Though physicians in Europe still have a very good quality of life, don't get me wrong

[Anonymous No.10728453]

>>10728362
based

[Anonymous No.10728458]

>>10728450
But as a family physician how much would an EU doc be paid compared to an US doc? Isn't 150k-200k the standard pay?

[Anonymous No.10728461]

>>10728458
No, family physician salaries in western Europe fall in the 7k-10k bracket generally, so about 90k euros per year on average. Consider the taxes, and it's even less.
150k-200k is the average for the most well-paid specialties. Of course, docs can break 200k or even 250k in big cities, but it's uncommon.

[Anonymous No.10728468]

>>10728461
Oh, I forgot to mention that I was comparing EU doc with US doc, both working in the US. Would there be a difference in payment?

[Anonymous No.10728471]

>>10728468
>both working in the US.
I guess you already know but moving to the US with a European MD is really fucking hard, and you have to do a US residency so your income will be on the lower side for at least four to seven years.
But once that's done, I don't think there's much of a difference. If anything you'll be better off than your peers since you won't be in debt.
But if you want to leave Europe, I think Australia might be a better alternative as it's easier for European MDs to practice there, and the pay is similar to the US overall. Don't quote me on it though, just something I read.

[Anonymous No.10728473]

>>10728442
remove the gypsies and it's 110

[Anonymous No.10728474]

>>10728471
I don't really want to move out of EU, was just curious about it. Thanks for the reply

[Anonymous No.10728572]

>>10728473
Well..on Wikipedia from the last census it's 3% of the pop but I doubt that. More like 30% and that's reasonable.

Also, now that you mention them, haven't seen a gypsy as a doctor or something that requires a degree in my life.

[Anonymous No.10728574]

>>10727093
Good luck fren

[Anonymous No.10728575]

>>10727129
>no gondolas
The only true doctor

[Anonymous No.10728577]

>>10728575
Gondola is a doctor of the soul

[Anonymous No.10728578]

>>10727191
Have my faith in bacteriophage

[Anonymous No.10728583]

>>10727285
The time/money/brain/energy investment that goes into becoming an actually good doctor would make you way richer in any other field if invested there

[Anonymous No.10728590]

>>10728583
Untrue. No other field guarantees such a high level of income.
Software eng/data science/ML? No, unless you live in one of the three or four areas on the planet that pay their programmers 250k
Law? Definitely not, most lawyers don't have a very high income, and the stress and required effort is pretty much just as bad as in medicine, if not worse.
Niche fields such as petroleum eng, exploration geology or quant finance? Just as competitive as the top specs in medicine if not more, work life balance is utter garbage and job stability is vastly inferior to medical professions.

For a guaranteed upper middle class lifestyle, medicine is still the best option.

[Anonymous No.10728601]

>>10727645
They clamp the cord when the pulsation ceases and there is no more bloodflow in it

[Anonymous No.10728608]

>>10728316
Wont happen in medicine for a long time we have been over this dude

[Anonymous No.10728611]

>>10728601
They should leave the cord alone until all pulsations have ceased, it lies flat, and has turned white. But they do not. They clamp it arbitrarily, often <= 1 minutes after birth. A practice that obviously falls to whim.

That's why:
...
>*Clamp*
:^)
:^)
:^)

[Anonymous No.10728617]

>>10728366
Do you have joint aches or any other symtoms that started after infection?

[Anonymous No.10728618]

>>10728608
I think we should add automation to the OP. We've been trough this subject a couple times and it gets boring real fast, especially when the person that starts the AI discussion is a pre-med that has second thoughts about medicine.

>>10728611
>clamps your lips to STFU

[Anonymous No.10728626]

>>10728618
C L A M P E D

[Anonymous No.10728630]

>>10728617
Had, plus mild muscle pain, now don't, right now I don't feel sick at all except for those fucking bumps in my throat.

[Anonymous No.10728631]

>>10728626
>tfw each one of us ITT got clamped

[Anonymous No.10728651]

>>10728031
Not all are, but like that anon said at least with male nurses, nursing really is a career that saved them from endless retail or unemployment and gives them a decent middle class life.

[Anonymous No.10728659]

>>10728631
Feels very suboptimal.

[Anonymous No.10728670]

Feels like, we're back again.

[Anonymous No.10728699]

>>10728659
This feels better.

[Anonymous No.10728720]

>>10728670
This is the medical system. This is what you hand your newborn to, bow down and turn your head away ignoring you common sense and its screams in Molech's white hot hands. And you wait until it gives you back what's left, whatever the machine spat back out. Grateful your child will survive its passage through the flame, you take them in arm and pay those who stoke the fire, as even now it has begun for the next one.

Then come the vaccines, which in section 13 of the insert in all , it states as its sole content:
"[Vaccine] has not been tested for mutagenic potential, carcinogenic potential, or impairment of fertility." It's right there, in their own words.
Though they're incapable of an immune response, they are given the first of the hepatitis B series shortly after birth. It causes immune mediated brain damage, primes the brain for developmental disruption, and long term inflammatory neurodegeneratation. It also mangles parts of the parasympathetic system, weakening the child and its ability to withstand stress. Its damaged paraympathetic induces leaky gut and alters antigen expression, disrupting the microbiome. And who knows what else. We don't really know what was in them.

Many things. Close kiddo, but no cigar. As they drown out its screams in Molech's hands with the circus, and reverie, the parents sink down in silence and self delusion.

We need not even speak of what lies in store later, with Gardasil.

[Anonymous No.10728724]

>>10728720
Incapable of building lasting immunity, that is.

[Anonymous No.10728748]

Oh god, the guy talking about umbilical cords from last thread made me really mad. I'm reading his comments right now and it just screams Duning-Kruger. He talks as if he's an expert, but I can bet he hasn't even been in a delivery room. Prosecuting the medical profession and what not. Fuck people like him.

[Anonymous No.10728750]

>>10728748
>have no arguments
>get mad

You sure you okay?

[Anonymous No.10728756]

>>10728748
Take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.10728768]

I saw the umbilical cord guy in the pharmacy yesterday. I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about umbilical cords.

Then he said "They clamp the umbilical cord in less than a minute!"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving an umbilical cord in my face. I shut up and continue to wait in line patiently. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the pharmacy with twenty umbilical cord clamps in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the clamps and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each one of them individually and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by clamping the umbilical cord from his pocket really loudly.

[Anonymous No.10728770]

>>10728720
Can you just start your own thread? You are not going to make any difference here.

[Anonymous No.10728772]

>>10726947
What happened to the old /med/ pepe?

[Anonymous No.10728773]

>>10728768
>not "to prevent any bioelectrical interference"
Wasted opportunity anon

[Anonymous No.10728774]

>>10726958
Not that we hate them, but they're overrated.
>>10726972
I second immunology.
>>10727058
It is, but isn't it rare as fuck?
>>10727093
Aww, that's cute.
>>10727129
>>Not a single spurdochad
>mfw
>>10727535
Have you not seen old people, lol?
>>10728366
It's just pharyngitis, chillax.

[Anonymous No.10728776]

>>10728773
Anon...I...pls stop.

[Anonymous No.10728779]

>>10728768

[Anonymous No.10728785]

>>10728772
There it is.

[Anonymous No.10728787]

>>10728768
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.10728788]

>>10728772
He got too clamped.

[Anonymous No.10728790]

>>10728254
As a doctor who works mostly in applying meme learning and has a stake in a couple of fairly succesful startups related to it, I can assure you, doctors won’t be replaced for a long time and we will be the last ones to go.

[Anonymous No.10728791]

>>10728790
Fuck meant for>>10728316

[Anonymous No.10728795]

Are you people all trying to go to med school / become a doctor. Because I would be REALLY CONCERNED if I found out my doctor posts on this site..

[Anonymous No.10728798]

>>10728795
I would be concerned if he clamped umbilical cords, circumcised, or vaccinated. They try to get him to circumcise during the residency to cap off the trauma programming ritual, making him complicit and dirtied.

[Anonymous No.10728801]

>>10728795
I think that we have some doctors here. There is the IM resident bro, a psych and a family physician from what I remember.

[Anonymous No.10728813]

>>10728795
Why do people keep saying that like it's some kind of abomination? Doctors do more wicked shit than goin on 4chan.
>>10728801
Honorable mentions are an urologist, anesthesists and a neurosurgeon.

[Anonymous No.10728820]

>>10728813
Read that as ufologist.

[Anonymous No.10728823]

>>10728820
We probably have a couple of those too

[Anonymous No.10728829]

>>10728813
Because I would question WHY they are on this site. I know why I'm here. I don't want my doctor to be.

[Anonymous No.10728830]

>>10728795
Maybe it’s just my warped Finnish perspective, but I fail to see why that would be such a terrible thing.

[Anonymous No.10728834]

>>10728830
Whoops, wrong version.

[Anonymous No.10728851]

>>10728829
>Why
Maybe to shit post and chill? They have free time too, you know?

[Anonymous No.10728858]

>>10728795
Im already a 4th year. Also most of my classmates are alcoholics, I lost all respect for doctors since becoming one.

[Anonymous No.10728859]

>>10728858
Most of us are alcoholics and smokers, fren. Even I smoke a ton especially during the exam session.

[Anonymous No.10728880]

>>10728858
>>10728859

Add rampant MDMA and alprazolam use to the list

[Anonymous No.10728885]

>>10728774
>they're overrated.
How?

[Anonymous No.10728888]

>>10728880
>>10728859
But why
I don't smoke and I don't drink, I thought med students would be a bit more health-conscious (though not drinking at all might be a bit extreme for most)

[Anonymous No.10728892]

>>10728888
You obviously don't know many med students. The vast majority of the ones I know are goth/emo (appearance wise) who loves MDMA and weed. And they embrace nihilistic philosophy.

[Anonymous No.10728907]

>>10728888
what a waste of digits.

Now, to answer your question. Before all, we're people too and we do have vices, some of us use drugs, some of us drink and some of us smoke. There are also doctors that gamble a lot, fuck prostitutes and so on. I don't know why you think we should be more health conscious just because we're med students/doctors and this shows that you either have no med friends or you just don't hang out with them.

[Anonymous No.10728913]

Hungary WTF. I thought we're the ones with shitty hospitals, kek.

[Anonymous No.10728960]

Henlo? Yas? Dis iz kidny, watz da prublem?

[Anonymous No.10728971]

Don't ban pls mods. Just medical stuff. Also make spoiler images for /sci/, that would be nice.

Knife to the heart, still beating, still conscious.

[Anonymous No.10728997]

>>10728888
Med school students are waaaay worse than anything I saw in undergrad. Then they cry about hard life is.

I think the alcoholism and drug use is a cope

[Anonymous No.10729004]

I fucking hate nurses so much, bros...

[Anonymous No.10729006]

>have to come up with a PhD thesis idea and it has to be something something gene polymorphism in some gastroenterology related disease

just end my life fampaitachi

[Anonymous No.10729007]

>>10729004
Have sex and be tall. They will treat you better if you assume your role.

[Anonymous No.10729010]

>>10729007
I have had sex

[Anonymous No.10729056]

>>10728885
Neurologists are just smartasses that just wait for stroke patients to either get better or die, or just spend a shit load of resources to diagnose an untreatable desease. Neurosurgeons aren't the Tony Starks of medicine, but are actually overworked zombies.
>>10728960
dat polycystosis
>>10728971
Good thing some retard didn't try to get it out

[Anonymous No.10729074]

>Teacher quoting his own book in his own class
is this considered peak masturbation?

[Anonymous No.10729083]

>>10728254
bump. I’m growing surer about this everyday but I don’t know how the field will look like years from now.

[Anonymous No.10729098]

>>10729010
Then be tall. Or huddle in groups of manlet doctors if you're not. Most nurses are short anyway. Tfw 6ft and towering over most other nurses except this one amazon of a nurse who makes me look like a manlet.

[Anonymous No.10729108]

>>10729074
>Good thing some retard didn't take it out
We could say he has...a broken heart!


Pls no bully.

[premed No.10729151]

>>10727093
good for you, senpai

[Anonymous No.10729272]

>most of the students like wearing the white coat
Am I the only one that hates white coats? I dislike even scrubs, I feel like with a pair of chinos and a polo shirt + a steth would be enough. Maybe a bit too dadcore but enough, not all that white coat shit.

[Anonymous No.10729283]

>>10729272
Here most of students dislike wearing anything but i personally enjoy white coat and love scrubs too. I think theres gotta be some distingushing factor between patient and doctor something that gives patient feeling of benign authority and paternalism, theres even a sayin ‘treatment starts start when patient sees the doctor’.

[Anonymous No.10729289]

Medicine is not a real science. Get your shit out of here

[Anonymous No.10729296]

>>10729283
Just a stethoscope is fine imo. Surgeons and anaesthesia in scrubs only.

[Anonymous No.10729410]

I’m a med student, and our country white coats are not mandatory. I wear one in the hospital anyway. It gets some cynical responses from doctors and other students, but I know the patients I see find it comforting, so why wouldn’t I wear it?

[Anonymous No.10729419]

>>10729410
Depends, my man. From where I'm from, they're mandatory but I simply dislike it, especially in the summer. I just finished my exam session and had to choose between gen surg and peds. I chose peds and they're very fucking strict, even the stethoscope is mandatory. After wearing it all the year, now I really started to dislike my white coat.

[Anonymous No.10729444]

>>10729410
So you, a mere medical student, turn up to the hospital in a white coat when nobody else is wearing one?

[Anonymous No.10729449]

>>10729444
Trips of truth.

Now you have to reply, anon...that's exactly what I was thinking, kind of a dick move.

[Anonymous No.10729559]

>>10729444
Yes. My patients benefit from it, so I don’t care what others think.

[Anonymous No.10729577]

I hate white coats.

It makes people look like lab technicians. In the UK we don't wear them

[Anonymous No.10729582]

>>10729559
>Caring what patients think
Loser mindset, you should care what the doctors and your supervisors think. They make your career

[Anonymous No.10729616]

>>10729577
Based.

[Anonymous No.10729617]

>>10729559
>your patients
>med student
You must wear a fedora and trench coat too

[Anonymous No.10729632]

>>10729617
Keep on being average.

[Anonymous No.10729641]

>>10729632
>excelling
>at being an autist
Talk shit when you’re out of med school kiddo

[Anonymous No.10729752]

>>10729632
What's so bad about being average? Most doctors are average, especially future doctors that think highly of themselves, like you.

[Anonymous No.10729830]

>>10729632
We laugh at people like you. So eager yet always score shit in exams. Whilst we fuck about, make jokes and still score 250+ on step.

[Anonymous No.10729836]

>>10729830
>Whilst we fuck about, make jokes and still score 250+ on step.
I've noticed the guys who party all the time and fuck around get the highest grades. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.10729838]

>>10729752
What's with eager students being complete retards? Is it compensation for their lack of pure IQ?

[Anonymous No.10729844]

>>10729836
If you're not joking, it's because they study effectively when not seen. They don't put in stupid hours but study what's required well.

[Anonymous No.10729851]

>>10729844
How do I learn to study effectively? I've always managed to get good grades without trying but I can't rely on talent anymore.
Not joking by the way.

[Anonymous No.10729956]

>don't feel ready for an exam that's happening soon
>know it would probably be better to do it in a couple months and properly study everything
>can't get over the fact that it would feel like giving up
What's better, just try to somehow get through the exam like everyone else or to take more time but be properly prepared for it? Can't stop comparing myself to the people around me even though I know it's probably retarded.

[Anonymous No.10730005]

Someone who just finished step 1 told me they wish they could have started zanki earlier, like the summer before m1. I’m going into a systems phases program and figured it wouldn’t be a bad idea?

[Anonymous No.10730043]

>>10729851
Active recall, flash cards and difficult question banks. Cut down note taking and increase repetition.

Questions are most important. People learn differently so don't be bummed out you can't be efficient as some people.

[Anonymous No.10730048]

>>10729956
What exam is it? How much is it worth.

[Anonymous No.10730062]

>>10730048
Posted in here about it yesterday as well, it's a combined exam on the more extensive parts of Patho/Pathophys/Pharma

[Anonymous No.10730077]

>>10730062
Id do it, but I don't compare myself. Rather do shitty now than waste more time studying just so I look better.

Unless it's a really important exam

[Anonymous No.10730517]

>>10727645
CLAMPED.

>>10728798
Genesis of the clamper.

[Anonymous No.10730528]

>>10730005

dont be a retard and study before med school. enjoy your last remaining bits of freedom while you can.

[Anonymous No.10730581]

First I'd like to say my dad isn't a bad person, he's supported me, my mom, and my siblings all our lives and he's been good to us 99% of the time. My dad is also an alcoholic, as much as he refuses to believe it. He'll quit for long periods of time bu eventually goes back to binging on the weekends (I'm talking like 4 wine bottles and a 6 pack that day). It didn't affect him as much physically when he was younger, but lately he's been calling in work after being too sick/hungover and gets wasted until he passes out and drops his head and starts making these choking sounds so I go over to him, wake him up and he goes to bed. It's been sick watching him drink so much, he's going to die from it and he knows that which makes this even more frustrating.

So today is Father's day and we're all planning on taking him out to eat, he knows that. He comes home completely wasted with a bottle of wine in his hand, and another 24 pack in his passenger side. Something inside me triggers and I've had enough (note I probably should have dealt with this differently), so I open the car door, take the bottle and all hell breaks loose. He starts attacking me telling me I think I'm some bigshot now because I was accepted in med school and that I'm an ungrateful punk. He also says he's the reason why I got in and I'm where I'm at today because of him (along with supporting me financially, he's helped me in alot of other ways, he works at a hospital and hooked me up with physicians to shadow who even wrote me a LOR). I go back at him telling him he's an alcoholic and we're all sick of it, and I'm not going to allow him to drink at the house anymore. Long story short, we get into a physical altercation and he ends up packing up and leaving the house. I once heard that the truth comes out when you're drunk, and it hurts that he feels that way about me - that I'm ungrateful for what he's done for me when it's further from the truth.

[Anonymous No.10730585]

>>10730581
And what hurts the most isn't that he actually threw a punch and landed on top of my head, it's that he thinks I wouldn't be where I'm at today without him - and truth be told I'm starting to believe it.

[Anonymous No.10730660]

>>10730581
My father died a few years ago. The first thing I saw were all the things never said.

[Anonymous No.10730736]

C L A M P E D
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[Anonymous No.10730741]

>>10729289
Medicine is an Art so you're right

[Anonymous No.10730743]

>>10730736
C L A M P E D

[Anonymous No.10730753]

>>10730741
Clamping is an art, not a science. Like lobotomy. Everyone has their own way. Their own particularities.

[Anonymous No.10730839]

Has anyone studied at UM? If so is Overtown as shit as they say?

[Anonymous No.10730878]

>>10730741
Based premed

[Anonymous No.10730970]

>>10730753
can you specialize in clamping? if so how long is the residency?

[Anonymous No.10731047]

>>10730970
T-this is bait, right anon-chin?

[Anonymous No.10731098]

>>10731047
Some people who are traumatized will perpetuate their traumas on others. It is a demand for what happened to them to be okay, and a result of the mental blindspots they've created to cope.

[Anonymous No.10731114]

I had again been searching through the night, my hope all but gone and still no end in sight. With no clear vision of what to find, I'd left my confidence long behind.

My troubled sleep saw the sun rise, dreams became a blessing in disguise. I felt safe my fears began to break, I knew it was real, but I was not awake.

[Anonymous No.10731131]

>medicine
not science or maths

[Anonymous No.10731138]

>>10731047
No I'm serious baka!!

[Anonymous No.10731143]

>>10731131
Science has been clamped by math.

[Anonymous No.10731144]

>can cure certain types of cancer
>still an't cure the flu

how is medicine not a sham

[Anonymous No.10731156]

>>10731138
>baka
Kisamaaa!

[Anonymous No.10731158]

>>10731144
You're comparing apples with oranges. One is an infectious disease and the other is multifactorial.

[Anonymous No.10731162]

>>10731144
>The "Cure" is achieved by poisoning, cutting, and irradiating the living fuck out of the host.
>30 units of the cure has a 13,000 price tag
It's not a sham, it's evil. Look into ethnopharmacology and the constituents of various herbs, start looking at their anti-tumor activities. Look at what they did Hoxsey, Royal Rife, and countless others. Cancer is a metabolic and signalling disorder, somatic cell theory is garbage and we've wasted trillions chasing little genes absolutely nowhere. Some cancers are caused by disrupted membrane mediated signal transduction, others are caused by microorganisms. Most likely L-forms, and what Rife called "Bacillus X". Virginia Livingston found the same organism.

Research has been done to carefully remove the "cancerous" daughter cells from the tumor environment, then place them near normal cells. They again differentiate and become normal cells. Yeah, where's your "genetic damage" now? Nowhere, unless there's some stuff like water memory going on where the genes are reconstructed based on the others communicating the correct template.

We think about its genesis and nature incorrectly. We don't bother to prevent it. We lie about it. We make it worse during diagnosis (aspirates and other rupturing of the tumor environment). And we treat it barbarically. It's disgusting, it preys on people's faith, fear, and ignorance (mine included), and it's completely evil.

[Anonymous No.10731169]

>>10731144
TL;DR Blame the petropharna companies and Evolution

[Anonymous No.10731171]

>>10731169
People get it wrong. It's not "big pharma". It's the "medical-chemical complex". Or the medical-industrial complex.

Way older than what we think of as pharmaceuticals. This problem predates penicillin, or even opium.

[Anonymous No.10731176]

>>10731171
The normie-fication of the scientific method and "Evidence based" by ethics committees isn't helping. i.e Painting Natural Medicine as evil and pseudo sciencei

[Anonymous No.10731199]

>>10731162
Also, bacillus X is a pleomorphic organism. As in, much like tuberculosis, when stressed near to death it releases a toxin, in this case a virus. That virus was found to be cultureable on artificial media. It is abundant in eggs, and orchids were found to be an ideal culture media. Rife reported using pig intestine.

https://www.rifevideos.com/scientific_genius_dies_saw_work_discredited.html

[Anonymous No.10731206]

A med student at UCL just told me they have the "craziest sex lives". True or utter BS?

[Anonymous No.10731222]

>>10731206
People who had sex lives before med school will still have them in med school
People who didn't will not

[Anonymous No.10731251]

Finishing fifth year med school and tomorrow is first tine ever ill start volunteer work as a nurse. Didnt go before because i have social anxiety, give me your advice please im nervous as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10731257]

>>10731251
From what I know, you can work as a nurse during medschool after your 4th year. If you know how to draw blood and put in a foley's cath you'll be fine anon.

[Anonymous No.10731283]

Is the rote memorization medfag meme true? It's surprising that such a prestigious degree would be full of retards who can't into stats or critical thinking.

[Anonymous No.10731287]

>>10728790
I was a math/cs major and now I'm in MS1, how can I do what you're doing? What should I learn/keep in mind?

[Anonymous No.10731290]

>>10731283
>critical thinking
You develop that over time, nobody has a talent regarding that, I bet that each and every one of us would have a brain block when they see someone dying in front of them and they're in charge with a patient.

[Anonymous No.10731304]

>>10728790
I was a math/cs major and now I'm in MS1, how can I do what you're doing? What should I learn/keep in mind?

[Anonymous No.10731343]

How much free time do medical students/doctors have? Are you not worried you will change your mind? Also what age is too old to be a doctor?

[Anonymous No.10731348]

>>10731283
their hardest classes are physio, orgo, biochem and anatomy, so yes it is true they’re fucking retarded
>>10731290
shut the fuck up brainlet

[Anonymous No.10731357]

>>10731162
Dont lie anon
Are you schizophrenic?

[Anonymous No.10731368]

>>10731348
>brainlet
kek, jealous much, physics student?

[Anonymous No.10731369]

>>10731357
No.
"yes you are hurr hurr."

[Anonymous No.10731379]

>>10731348
Forgot pathophysiology and pathology. Those are a pain in the ass too. Also clinical rotations are pretty exhausting because we have to combine knowledge with practice.

Now shut the fuck up, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.10731403]

>>10731343
Anyone?

[Anonymous No.10731464]

What should I do about PCOS other than suck it up and accept that I'll never be able to wear short sleeved tops because of severe acanthosis nigricans?

[Anonymous No.10731466]

>>10731283
There are two separate issues. First, medicine inherently requires a lot of rote memorization. It's hard to comprehend the sheer volume of info one has to acquire in med school unless you've done it, but the analogy of drinking from a firehose is accurate. Having done a masters in physics before I went to med school, I can say there is no comparison. Physics is cognitively difficult, but it doesn't begin to approach medicine in terms breadth and volume of information. So instead of learning everything deeply, you learn what you can and memorize the rest to avoid falling behind (and you can't just take extra time like you can in grad school, it's basically career suicide) There are also many things in medicine that simply need to be memorized. Clinical presentations of diseases, drugs and their mechanisms and adverse reactions, causative organisms and their antibiotic sensitivities, protocols, guidelines, scoring criteria, and the like simply can't be worked out from first principles reliably or quickly enough for use in practice or to pass licensing exams.

Second, medical students are for the most part only slightly above average intelligence, but extremely hard working. That predisposes them to academic performance through brute force rather than understanding, which is unfortunate but just as well since it's an essential skill in med school. The highest performing med students have excellent critical thinking skills and find a good balance between deep learning and memorization, but anyone who doesn't do a significant amount of memorization won't make it past the first semester. Average med students develop critical thinking skills during rotations and residency when there's more emphasis on clinical reasoning than pure information acquisition.

[Anonymous No.10731473]

>>10731343
>>10731403
>medical students
Very, very little.
>residents
None.
>attendings
Depends on the specialty.

[Anonymous No.10731488]

>>10731466
I’m starting medical school soon with a background like yours (i.e. high complexity, low rote-memorisation). Do you have any tips for hitting the ground running? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.10731490]

>>10727034
You're going to have to ask someone who knows about your country's system because emergency medicine is a specialty in most (all?) English-speaking countries.

[Anonymous No.10731500]

>>10731464
Lose weight fatty

[Anonymous No.10731512]

>>10731464
Go away

[Anonymous No.10731520]

>>10731473
>Depends on the specialty.
Aside from those mentioned in the OP which don't require you to dedicate your entire existence to medicine?

[Anonymous No.10731524]

>>10731500
I'm normal BMI though.

[Anonymous No.10731528]

>>10731488
Not really, if you're smart you'll probably do fine. The main thing is to just be aware that you will need to memorize to be successful and don't put it off when the time comes. It's not a difficult skill to pick up. Understand that you'll be exposed to more info than you can possibly retain, but you may be tested on all of it, so your scores will largely depend on how much you can recall. So pay close attention to your pace and don't get bogged down trying to study something in too much detail. It'll hurt a lot more if you miss multiple things you could have easily memorized because you were overly fixated on one topic.

Finally, if you're American, remember that your career more or less lives or dies by your step 1 score, and unlike the MCAT, step is primarily a knowledge-based test rather than a test of reasoning skills. The scope of the test should give you a good idea of how much you need to cover in the first two years so you can pace yourself accordingly.

[Anonymous No.10731530]

>>10731528
Are there any specific techniques to increase one's capability for memorization?

[Anonymous No.10731534]

>>10731490
Even Romania has EM so I think he's the georgian guy, that seems right.

[Anonymous No.10731548]

>>10731512
I just want to be ok, anon. I don't know. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.10731550]

>>10731548
How often are you farting?

[Anonymous No.10731551]

>>10731464
>acanthosis nigricans
As far as dermatological problems go it's not that bad, it doesn't even look disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10731554]

>>10731530
There are so many I don't even know where to begin. Spaced repetition is essential. The more you work with the info (drawing diagrams, summarizing and restating, etc) the better. Also, it's extremely important to have some kind of structure for the info you're trying to memorize. It's hard to memorize a hundred disconnected pieces of information, but if you can relate them somehow into groups of 3-5, then relate those groups to other groups, and so on with some kind of hierarchical structure, you can work back from there to recall whatever you need. The structure can be completely artificial (method of loci) or based on logical categories, body systems, anatomical location, or whatever. The key is just to relate ideas into some kind of map that will help you navigate back to them later.

[Anonymous No.10731556]

>>10731554
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.10731559]

>>10731551
I got picked on all throughout middle school and high school for it. Two of the dermatologists I've gone to just prescribed topical shit like glyolic acid and Kojic acid. I got Jessner peels from my current one but I got post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation and I'm out of fucking ideas.

[Anonymous No.10731563]

>>10731534
No im the goergian guy that nigga probably from more obscure places lmao

[Anonymous No.10731567]

>>10731559
Good thing the real world isn't high school and anyone who isn't a moron won't give a shit about how the creases in your skin are discolored

[Anonymous No.10731568]

tfw no najeeb gf

[Anonymous No.10731570]

>>10731567
I live in Asia.

[Anonymous No.10731572]

>>10731570
I wish I lived in Asia

[Anonymous No.10731591]

>>10731563
kek, sorry for mixing you up. I thought it's you because it's already weird paying for residency.

[Anonymous No.10731623]

>>10731570
the picking on you at school was Heat of the Moment, they never meant to be so bad to you the things they said they would never do, a look from you and they would fall from grace. And that would wipe the smile right from their face.

[Anonymous No.10731734]

>>10730581
He didn't mean it. Addicts say vile shit when you take their shit away. But I guess you could have talked about it when he was sober.
>>10730736
LUL
>>10731162
Get that shit to /x/. And stop samefagging.

[Anonymous No.10731739]

>>10731568
Ahahahah
BASED najeeb and his class of melonheads

[Anonymous No.10731741]

>>10731568
>najeeb
>not chad canavero
Ok

[Anonymous No.10731767]

I am bald.

[Anonymous No.10731775]

ok lets make thread bit more interesting, whats the diagnosis here?

[Anonymous No.10731777]

>>10731775
The thread is already interesting. Fuck off premed.

[Anonymous No.10731788]

>>10731775
Is that the gall bladder? Stone maybe?

[Anonymous No.10731809]

>>10731777
Checked but fuck you why does everyone call me premed IM NOT

[Anonymous No.10731810]

>>10731788
So close yet so far...

[Anonymous No.10731817]

>>10731810
Have no idea, my man. Cholecystitis? Seems enlarged.

[Anonymous No.10731821]

>enantiomers

AARGH!!!

[Anonymous No.10731822]

>>10731775
>>10731788

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porcelain_gallbladder

[Anonymous No.10731833]

>>10731821
Chemistry is so fucking annoying. Is it really that useful for medicine?

[Anonymous No.10731834]

>>10731833
Shit. Don't trigger the Nuclear physician's autism, please. He went ape shit to explain something to a student in here about the importance of biochemisty.

[Anonymous No.10731836]

>>10731822
Oh...Stones*, then. Done.

[Anonymous No.10731837]

>>10731821
What about it?

[Anonymous No.10731840]

>>10731837
How does this work, isn't carbon supposed to form four bonds
t. retard

[Anonymous No.10731855]

>>10731734
Ah, he was clamped.
...
>*Clamp*
...
:^)
:^)
:^)
He was clamped.

[Anonymous No.10731874]

Any Belgian anons around?
How is med school in Belgium?
German here who is considering studying medicine in Flanders due how to extremely competitive even getting a chance at med school here is.

[Anonymous No.10731904]

>>10731874
"competitive"

how is your TMS score?

[Anonymous No.10731911]

>>10731251
>tfw you can work unsupervised as doc here after the fifth year

[Anonymous No.10731935]

>>10727093

[Anonymous No.10731975]

>>10730839
Yeah it's shit, but some parts are okay
Generally the more north/west you go the worse it gets.

[Anonymous No.10732181]

>>10731911
If the patient had something i studied one semester ago hed be so screwed lmao
My clinical habilities are Apu apustaja tier

t. Finishing fifth year in two days (if allah wills it) (he doesnt)

[Anonymous No.10732188]

>>10731911
I wouldn’t trust myself for now to be unsupervised doc, i don’t think thats good senpai be careful.
Anyways i called up the main nurse that was suppose to give me interview to ask when to meet but she sid her cousin was sick so interview is postphoned till friday.

[Anonymous No.10732384]

>>10731775

it's laying eggs. RUN

[Anonymous No.10732663]

How many textbooks do you guys have?

[Anonymous No.10732694]

>>10732663
Bought a Sobotta atlas and a Feneis illustrated anatomic nomenclature, back when i was a retarded 1st year.

I have 12-13 i have printed and bound in true gypsy fashion.

Fuck elsevier, and fuck jews

[Anonymous No.10732758]

>>10730581

you did good man.

Wait until you see end stage liver disease patients. They're just plain fucked. Especially if theres no hope for a transplant (quite common).

[Anonymous No.10732764]

>>10731343

>free time
Very very little depending. If you just want to skate through school and your career then a surprising amount. If you want to be a good student and get a competitive specialty then zippo, even as staff after training.

>age to start school
Honestly I wouldnt do it past 35, at that point by the time youre done with training you can easily be 43-45. Plus as student and junior resident youll be taking orders from seniors that can easily be 10yrs younger than you. Also its disruptive as fuck so if you have a family and stable career id say dont do it.

[Anonymous No.10732771]

>>10731775
Porcelain gallbladder /thread

[Anonymous No.10732785]

>>10729577
>coat make me look bad so we don't wear them
wew

[Anonymous No.10732799]

>>10732694
Way too fucking many. The only one that looks used is my Waldeyer.

[Anonymous No.10732809]

>>10731534
>>10731563
Austria, is that obscure enough.

[Anonymous No.10732880]

>professor has exam full of negative questions

FUCK it's not even hard, this guy just makes the questions retarded.

[Anonymous No.10733187]

For Australian med school, can you do what burgers do and just skip classes and do premade Anki decks?

[Anonymous No.10733475]

>>10732880
Reminds me of
"The next affirmations are true excepting:"
It really makes them look retarded.

[Anonymous No.10733631]

>>10732880
>Which of the following statements is most correct

[Anonymous No.10733659]

>>10732181
>t. Finishing fifth year in two days (if allah wills it) (he doesnt)
kekd
>>10732663
I print my textbooks. Full jew mode.


Think I'm gonna make a new thread.

[Anonymous No.10733669]

>>10733668
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