/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10700912]

Biggest lie ever told by NASA is that astronauts are celibate for months out in space.

[Anonymous No.10700914]

I guess most of them are married.

[Anonymous No.10700922]

that's why women shouldn't be allowed in space.

[Anonymous No.10700927]

>>10700912
Okay. How would you know this?

[Anonymous No.10701070]

>>10700912
Are you implying, that they are having, dare I say it, must I do this, don't make me go there, stop this at once, oh no dear lord almighty gods don't do it or I'm going to go insane, last chance...............................................
SPACE-SEX?

[Anonymous No.10701078]

>>10701070
nobody?

[Anonymous No.10701080]

>you will never have space sex
why even live

[Anonymous No.10701114]

>>10701078
would've been better with about half the effort

[Anonymous No.10701121]

>>10700912
It's hard to fuck in free fall, you;ll tend to drift away from eachother.
You don't want a lot of unsecured fluids drifting around either.
On top of that, there's no fresh air you're going to be getting up there, so that habitat pod is going to smell like my dorm room, forever.

[Anonymous No.10701135]

>>10701121
1 - hold on tight! limited positions you can do
2 - use condom
3 - I think they have air filters but yeah probably

[Anonymous No.10701141]

>>10700912
Zero-gravity/free-fall (at least for male bodies) makes it difficult to experience arousal.

>>10701135
t. clearly has never had sex

>2 - use condom
You can still have fluids slide out of the condom when pulling it off. Not to mention that vaginal juices get everywhere during sex.

[Anonymous No.10701180]

>>10701141
Damn, how can I go to space?
I would do nothing but study and learn and think.

[Anonymous No.10701181]

>>10701141
Are you telling me we're sending a bunch of vatniks and burgers up there all the time and nobody has had sex in space yet?

[Anonymous No.10701184]

>>10701141
>Zero-gravity/free-fall (at least for male bodies) makes it difficult to experience arousal.
In space you will need body-stockings like thrombosis socks with just a hole cut for your wiener and a cock ring just to keep it up.

[Anonymous No.10701186]

>>10700922
>only hetero sex exists

[Anonymous No.10701188]

>>10701184
False.

[Anonymous No.10701221]

>>10701188
Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

[Anonymous No.10701227]

>>10700912
In space, nobody gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.10701231]

>High iq disciplined organized and high social intelligence engineering/medicine/aeronautics geniuses in confined space for a long period of time
Its like the Olympic village in Space.

[Anonymous No.10701233]

>>10701184
Sounds highly orthodox.

[Anonymous No.10701244]

>>10701184
have boners in space been tested?
let me rephrase, have the results of this test ever been publicly disclosed?

[Anonymous No.10701398]

>>10701221
As am I.

[Anonymous No.10701406]

>>10701135
>3 - I think they have air filters but yeah probably
Before the Mir died, it allegedly smelled like the inside of a gym shoe mixed with ass.

[Anonymous No.10701423]

>>10701398
A cock doctor.

[Anonymous No.10701460]

from what i’ve read it is true that astronauts get it on. they deny it because it’s against the rules, so they stay hush-hush about it, but come on. they’re fit young people cooped up with slow internet and not much to do besides read. nobody has got pregnant though so i bet they send the female astronauts up there with the pill. i bet if you search public records you could find evidence of paying for the birth control pill (and of course they can justify that with “some women take it for medical reasons” but we all know “medical reasons” are how the majority of STEM students hop up on adderall for exam season)

[Anonymous No.10701467]

>>10701423
Proper name is a urologist, loosely anyways and encompasses more than just the penis.

[Anonymous No.10701641]

>>10701460
this is the current ISS crew

who is fucking who?

[Anonymous No.10701669]

>>10701641
That chick from the Big Bang Theory on the far left is getting double railed by the two gopniks and all the burgers. Butch cassidy on the left rubs one out as she watches.

[Anonymous No.10701679]

>>10701641
frens

[Anonymous No.10701685]

>>10701641
Russians don't have female cosmonauts?

[Anonymous No.10701694]

>>10701685
first woman in space was russian, comrade

[Anonymous No.10701702]

>>10701135
>2 - use condom
Cum isn't the only fluid that shows up during sex.

[Anonymous No.10701705]

>>10701641
these two totally got some fun in the private quarters

[Anonymous No.10701714]

STS-47 had a married couple on it. No way they resisted the temptation to join the 186 mile high club.

[Anonymous No.10701792]

>>10701641
>This is the true story, of seven strangers, picked to live in a space station, work together, and have their lives taped.
>Find out what happens, when people stop being polite, and start getting real… The Real World!
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.10701798]

>>10701467
>mfw the professor benis inspector is testy

[Anonymous No.10702335]

>>10701641
5. f*cking 6.
3. f*cking 2.
1. f*cking 4.

[Anonymous No.10702347]

>>10701714
Married couples dont have sex

[Anonymous No.10702351]

if my dad can be celibate for 11 years some trained astronauts will have no problem with a few months

[Anonymous No.10702605]

>>10702347
kek, it's the best way to ensure no sex, send up a married couple

[Anonymous No.10702606]

>>10701792
now you're thinking with Commercialized Space!

[Anonymous No.10702705]

>>10701078
I liked it

[Anonymous No.10702717]

>>10701078
(You)

[Anonymous No.10702759]

>>10701121
>smell like your dorm room
Sex doesn’t just smell like dried semen slowly rotting in t shirts.

[Anonymous No.10702766]

men value sex and claim to be good at sex (which they are not, especially with virgin girls) only because they know it is on sex and harmless fun that a woman bases her decision to let men continue to care for her.

If a woman was able to acknowledge a man in a non sexual way, then men would care more about this way than sex. But that is not the case, women center their life on sex and they love to let compete for them, take only the men who show how well they can entertain women.

The blow back for women is that repulsive, poor men continue to try to be noticed by women and men do not know when to stop.

Another problem for women, is that once a man is chosen by a woman for the fucking and caring, the man thinks he no longer competes against other men, and that woman no longer has any orbiters. The man thinks his victory is perpetual. Then the woman gets less and less harmless fun that she craves, so she choose a few other disposable orbiters. Then the current provider no longer feels acknowledged and begins to seek the validation of another woman.

Also, women do not have babies because ''muh genes'' muh evolution.
Women have babies because
-they love to spread their legs
-their parents push them for grand children
-they get bored and they see the family as a way to keep the relationship alive
-they see other women having babies and being okay with it

This stuff about ''tough healthy males'' comes from the male love to interpret anything through their fantasy of dominance and submission, but this is because they love to confuse dominance with being active and submission with being passive so that they delude themselves that they are not the weaker sex by being so active, whereas their activities turn out to be only making women comfy and make life harder for men.

[Anonymous No.10702770]

>>10702766
Women know this male clinging to power fantasies by heart and they have no problem using it to avoid being as destitute as a men can become, while still thinking that those women realize the female fantasy of intimacy, of going beyond passing for and knowing to be slutty goldiggers, by being devoted to the realization of the fantasy of grandiosity of a few men or more commonly by having children and creating a family.

What women want the most is harmless fun and intimacy. THey get to realize their fantasy first when they are young with men, by trying to let their ''ego'' on the side and realize the sexual fantasies of the men who fuck them. WOmen quickly learn that the only healthy way to relate to men is to be capitalistic on the male market.

Women know this male clinging to power fantasies by heart and they have no problem using it to avoid being as destitute as a men can become, while still thinking that those women realize the female fantasy of intimacy, of going beyond passing for and knowing to be slutty goldiggers, by being devoted to the realization of the fantasy of grandiosity of a few men or more commonly by having children and creating a family.

What women want the most is harmless fun and intimacy. THey get to realize their fantasy first when they are young with men, by trying to let their ''ego'' on the side and realize the sexual fantasies of the men who fuck them. WOmen quickly learn that the only healthy way to relate to men is to be capitalistic on the male market.

But The fantasy of being intimate is realized with having children. THis is what men do not understand. Women love ''to be selfless'' by caring about children and they delude themselves that their compassion and unconditional love for the children is a good thing. Childless women direct their retarded compassion towards animals and children they do not know.
So women love children for the intimacy. Women rely on men for the sex and care they give.

[Anonymous No.10702772]

only women know how to love:

love of men towards women = love of women towards children = unconditional love (utopian for men, effective for women)

love of men towards children (= an aid to retire and stop their suffering) = love of women towards men = utility towards more pleasures and less pains now and in the future

[Anonymous No.10702773]

>>10701078
your post would've been much better if it was just
>SPA-SEX
with pic related

[Anonymous No.10702790]

>>10701121
>much u secured fuilds
If this was true, she wouldnt be allowed to have long hair
>>10700912
The men might be jerking off, but most women (especially the nerd type) don’t really get much from sex, so without the accompanying relationship or validation it is easy for them to cost for year without needing sex.
>>10701184
Nah. Don’t forget they do 304 to 6 hours of exercise a day to counter the boneloss. Thier hearts are plenty strong to get it up, btw if you never get hard you get dick damage (this is why you get hard several times a night while sleeping). You need to get hard to avoid damage, if they aren’t getting hard all the long term ones are all coming back impotent

[Anonymous No.10702914]

>>10702790
>The men might be jerking off
Imagine trying to find a quiet corner of the station to fap in without interruption from the ground or the rest of the crew.
>*KSH* "Ground control to anon, are you there anon?"
>"J-just a minute!"

[Anonymous No.10703890]

>>10700922
Lmao you think that if there were no women, nothing would be happening. Have you even heard of what goes on in prisons, dude?

[Anonymous No.10703897]

>>10702347
They were still newlyweds. Hell of a honeymoon.

[Anonymous No.10703903]

>>10702914
>*KSH* anon, we've checked your log and you've been doing nothing but fluid experiments with rigid bodies for weeks.

[Anonymous No.10703912]

>>10703890
bro time. stays bro time.

[Anonymous No.10704055]

>>10701714
>Ever since female space travelers became the norm during the 1980s, NASA instituted rules stipulating that husband/wife couples would not be launched together out of concern over disrupting in-flight morale. However, Mark Lee and Jan Davis had secretly married a few weeks before the launch of STS-47 and NASA was forced to waive this rule as it would not have been possible to cancel the mission or reassign crews at this point.
Heh

[Anonymous No.10704137]

>>10702759

[Anonymous No.10704579]

>>10702766
>>10702770
>>10702772
This is some strange stuff, anon. I enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.10704581]

>>10703903

[Anonymous No.10704806]

You know, not *everyone* is governed by their hormones and pleasure centers. Some are truly into their work and have no distractions because their work is their passion.

That's why none of you sex maniacs is an astronaut. You lack discipline.

[Anonymous No.10704932]

>>10704806
>That's why none of you sex maniacs is an astronaut. You lack discipline.
this

[Anonymous No.10704936]

>>10700912
>Biggest lie ever told by NASA is that astronauts are celibate for months out in space.
>Lie
Dude they're actively trying to make Zero-G sex happen, but it's difficult as hell.
Zero-G gives you pretty bad whiskey dick.

[Anonymous No.10704944]

>>10700912
The thrusting motion would push the spaceships out of orbit retard

[Anonymous No.10704977]

>>10700912
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

[Anonymous No.10705053]

>>10704936
You can easily fingerbang a chick in space

[Anonymous No.10705441]

>>10704806
Surely no anon on /sci/ has gone for months, even years without sex, that'd be ridiculous haha.

[Anonymous No.10705458]

>>10700912
ive been celibate for 10 years

[Anonymous No.10705827]

>>10702790
>most women (especially the nerd type) don’t really get much from sex, so without the accompanying relationship or validation it is easy for them to cost for year without needing sex
imagine actually believing this

[Anonymous No.10706320]

>>10700912
Astronauts fap. No one will confirm or deny it. But when asked about it in a reddit AMA Chris Hadfield responded that the ISS was big and one could find privacy if they needed to.

[Anonymous No.10706495]

>>10706320
I mean there's no way you're gonna not bust a nut somehow when you're up there for six months. Shit's gonna happen one way or another.

[Anonymous No.10706631]

>>10701423
The professional term is cocktor, anon.

[Anonymous No.10706933]

>>10706631
I prefer Testicular Biologist.

[Anonymous No.10707113]

>>10700912
Dat ass

[Anonymous No.10707139]

>>10701070
BA DUM TISh

[Anonymous No.10707163]

>>10700912
Can’t wait for some space tourist rent out a BFR, explicitly bang someone in space and share the results with the world as NASA is powerless to stop them.