Antidepressants tier list

[Anonymous No.10664925]

God tier: Tricyclic
Good tier: Other cyclics
Acceptable tier: SNRIs
Shit tier: SSRIs
Meme tier: MAOIs

[Anonymous No.10664929]

>>10664925
Trascendental tier: No pills because you can't get depressed. Understand the nature phenomenom around you and maybe one day you will get along with the existence.

[Anonymous No.10664933]

>>10664925
>yeah bro the class with the worst and most frequent side effects is gawd tier lol why don't they prescribe them anymore lol dumb fda lmao dey know nothin

[Anonymous No.10664940]

>>10664929
>implying antidepressants are only used for depression
humans never adapted genetically to modern society, the hunter-gatherer genome is ill-suited to today's world. the reddit meme of "pill bad, meditation good" needs to day already. by taking them you're getting the edge that evolution hasn't had time to give us yet getting rid of anxiety, negative symptoms, insecurity, etc.

[Anonymous No.10664945]

One problem with almost all anti depressants is they nuke your fertility while you are taking them. Thankfully your fertility returns to normal about 3 months after you stop.

I think what future depression related reserach should look at is gut gut-brain axis. It is amazing just how much one's microbiome affects all aspects of health.

[Anonymous No.10664971]

>>10664945
Microflora is definitely an area that needs some more research - even autism may have links to it.

[Anonymous No.10664981]

>>10664940
you sound like a weakling
stop being weak

[Anonymous No.10664989]

>10% of Iceland/USA is on antidepressants
This doesn't make any sense bros.. Iceland is like a cold paradise, they've lived there in complete bliss for untold generations and there's plenty of outback, even if it is largely a frozen wasteland.
The U.S. is in dire straits regarding community and a feeling of belonging, but it's a large empire and there are many possibilities. Still, it makes considerably more sense than Iceland.
>Denmark 8.5%
At least this one can be explained by their metropolitan hellhole.
>Australia 8.9%
I just don't get it bros. There's no discernable pattern here, excepting that all of the previous anglo colonies are now in the top 5.
I admit it, I suspect that foul play is afoot.

[Anonymous No.10665034]

>>10664981
You sound like a retard
stop being dumb

[Anonymous No.10665047]

>>10664989
white people really like self medicating

[Anonymous No.10665048]

>>10664945
No

[Anonymous No.10665091]

>>10664945
That's a good thing because you shouldn't be conceiving kids while taking med anyway.

[Anonymous No.10665156]

>>10664989
Seasonal affective disorder. Countries with extreme climates (Iceland, US, Canada, Australia, Denmark, Sweden, Portugal, Finland...) populate the top of the list.

[Anonymous No.10665187]

>>10664925
Bupropion is the shit. Zoloft fucked me up for a bit though. Bupropion is a little kick in the ass and doesn’t fuck with ur dick or anything. If you’ve tried ssris and they don’t work bupropion + vitamin d helped me a ton. Once it kicks in you’ll have the energy to do all the meme shit like exercising and eating well that people always think will cure depression

[Anonymous No.10665189]

just go outside and get some fresh air

[Anonymous No.10665374]

>>10664945
>Thankfully your fertility returns to normal about 3 months after you stop.
That's not always the case. It sometimes never returns to normal. Look up post-SSRI sexual dysfunction. My cunt has never been the same after antidepressants.

[Anonymous No.10665910]

Psyloscibin microdoses

[Anonymous No.10666034]

Ketamine

[Anonymous No.10666053]

>>10664981
Are you the same guy who claimed people with ADHD taking adderall was "cheating"?

[Anonymous No.10666124]

>>10664989
Korea has the highest suicide rate in the world and the lowest antidepressant usage in the world.

Maybe they should try taking some for fucks sake. Netherlands at least makes sense they are the happiest first world nation so it's natural they take relatively little antidepressants.

[Anonymous No.10666127]

Elder God tier : Amisulpride

[Anonymous No.10666247]

>>10666127
Don't know if amisulpride feels the same as sulpride but the latter fucked me up real good. I've taken TCAs, SSRIs, stimulants and even the worst ones were mildly effective at worst and easily tolerable (despite what beta pussios on Reddit claim) but goddamn sulpride felt like the chemical equivalent of being handcuffed, didn't even have the energy or will to stand up but my mind was racing with thoughts all the time, felt kind of "locked up", creepy shit. Don't fuck with antipsychotics kids, don't know how people with schizophrenia honestly cope with meds and their condition, must be fucking exhausting

[Anonymous No.10666290]

>>10664940
Enjoy your permanent erectile dysfunction.

[Anonymous No.10666295]

>>10664945
>your fertility returns to normal about 3 months after you stop.
>implying

[Anonymous No.10666331]

>>10664925
Based and redpilled: meth

[Anonymous No.10666910]

What about SSRE?

[Anonymous No.10667085]

>>10665187
Does bupropion help with morning fatigue at all? I struggle with fatigue but I particularly struggle with getting out of bed in the morning. It’s embarrassing, I know, and my parents and best friend basically just tell me to grow up when I mention it, but I literally can’t get out of bed if there’s not something super important to do like go to work in 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10667158]

>Not Wellbutrin

[Anonymous No.10667163]

>Not Phenibut
>Not low dose amphetamines
>Not gabapentinoids
unfuck yourself OP

[Anonymous No.10667168]

>>10664925

NMDA receptor antagonists are god tier. Tricyclics are acceptable tier.

[Anonymous No.10667175]

>>10665047

Why do you need to make everything about identity politics you fucking retard? That study surveys NATIONALITY and not even ethnicity. The USA is one of the most multicultural countries in the world and you think it's only white Americans taking antidepressants? You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.10667333]

>>10664925
MAOIs are God Tier though because they make DMT orally active and that pleases The Gods of Rogan

[Anonymous No.10667417]

>>10664940
Your unadaptive kind will get bred out slowly but surely. Pills will only retard the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.10667471]

>>10664925
Where is your god now faggot tier: Derivates of ergotamine alkaloids. Tryptamines.

We don't have to commit to serotonin receptor trough serotonin, noob.

[Anonymous No.10667475]

>>10667168
Can confirm. Also that caffaine causes depression.

The stuff you are talking about made my brain fog from schizo and pills for it go away.

Unfortunatelly I fell back to cafeine loop again.

[Anonymous No.10668050]

>>10667475
Does caffeine really cause depression?

[Anonymous No.10668341]

>>10668050
No, there is no valid data about it.
But I can say that after I quit it, I started feeling more optimistic and hopeful after 2-3 days.
Anyway, if you are depressed, seek psychiatric help: /sci/ memes aside, it works

[Anonymous No.10668346]

>>10667085
Holy shit are you me? Bro I wanna talk more with you.

[Anonymous No.10668352]

>>10664925
>taking antidepressants
>taking any medications
Only bitch boys take medicine. Real men live with the pain until they learn to adapt or die. Either way it's better than living and being a weak faggot who can't handle life. Destined to be a consumer faggot for the rest of his life.

[Anonymous No.10668396]

all of them cause hair loss, shrivelled limpdick and weight fluctuation. don't want those when you already have low self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.10668399]

>>10664925

Cosmos Tier : The SUN and drinking plenty of water and moving your body.

Big pharma KO.

[Anonymous No.10668403]

>>10668346
Sure, what would you like to know? If you’re looking for tips on how to get up I honestly can’t help you. I’ve tried everything: leaving the blinds open at night so my room is full of sun in the morning, sleeping on the floor, numerous phone alarms at one minute intervals, a “sunlight” alarm clock, getting my mom to call me on the phone and talk me out of bed (I just lie and say I’m up until she hangs up). It’s honestly my greatest weakness and I’m ashamed of it.

[Anonymous No.10668410]

>>10664989
Shit, maybe it's as if progress is a meme. Maybe having no community whatsoever and living away from your extended family creates misery. Maybe spending most of your waking hours in competitive surrogate activity to survive--and with a massive gulf of alienation between effort and reward--makes you lose your will to continue. Maybe bombardment with negativity (for negative information is addictive and therefore easy to profit from) gives the impression that the world in general is consistently getting worse... and maybe it is. The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Yes, I posted this from a computer. Well done you.

[Anonymous No.10668413]

>>10668352
>another faggot on the internet who thinks he's special because he lifts

[Anonymous No.10668447]

>>10667475
Caffeine lowers the chance of depression, so it seems to be a placebo for this guy >>10668341

[Anonymous No.10668451]

>>10666124
Dutch people are fucking based

[Sage No.10669056]

>>10667163
Based junkie post

[Anonymous No.10669070]

>>10664925
What does /sci/ think of St. John's wort?

[Anonymous No.10669493]

>>10668451
dude weed lmao