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Anonymous Mon May 13 21:19:12 2019 No.10641934 [Reply] [Original]

>supposed to graduate friday
>have a 400 word essay due thursday night that if I don't get at least a C on I won't pass the class or graduate
>haven't even started
>still just on 4chan
>was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago but still haven't
Help

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:22:02 2019 No.10641942 What's the essay on?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:54:24 2019 No.10641984 >>10641942 What I, as a soon-to-be PoliSci graduate can do to improve the political climate of the US once I graduate. >>10641934 Typo, meant to say 500 words

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 21:59:55 2019 No.10641994 >500 words If you can't get that done in a night you're clinically retarded and shouldn't graduate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:01:41 2019 No.10641999 >>10641994 this i fucking despise english and general education more generally yet even a brainlet like me is capable of churning out 1000 words in a couple hours just start

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:03:43 2019 No.10642003 >>10641934 >>10641984 >PoliSci graduate This board is not for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:04:45 2019 No.10642006 >>10641984 500 words on such a broad topic is literally nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:05:39 2019 No.10642009 >>10642003 Guess reading isn't your specialty, but the board is science and math, and guess what? My degree is political SCIENCE >>10642006 Yeah but I don't know what to write about and I'm procrastinating it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:06:01 2019 No.10642010 >>10641934 You better keep posting more Wojaks on an image board

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:07:43 2019 No.10642013 File: 16 KB, 633x758, 318271da980706f7a18a811c3456a77d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10641994 >>10641999 >>10642006 >200 word school reflection due next week It's just not fucking fair

>>	Good luck next year op Mon May 13 22:10:06 2019 No.10642019 >>10641934

Anonymous Mon May 13 22:11:07 2019 No.10642023
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Holy fucking nigger-tier, batman. I'm taking over 50 credits worth of upper level math and physics this year, and you're telling me you can't bullshit 500 words in 5 days? I could write 500 words about how retarded you are and barely even cover the topic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:12:52 2019 No.10642027 >>10642023 >STEM nerd able to write an essay Yeah right

Anonymous Mon May 13 22:15:44 2019 No.10642036

>>10641934
I'll start for you anon

Dear professor when I leave this institution many things will be different and also many things will remain the same. I might try to make a difference but my effort would be futile. How can a single man change the political climate of the most powerful nation on earth. You might say something the affect of "There have been many people who have single-handedly changed the world that we live in", but what you fail to remember is that those people were all great men. I am not a great man. I am a man who has done what he has been told since the day I was born, and it will remain that way until the day my heart stops pulsing. I do not seek glory in being the one who stood out and "changed" the system. For change to take place in the system requires not just one man, but a multitude of people who simply do what they are told. I will become a cog in an unstoppable machine. While people may hoot and holler at the conductor of this locomotive, there will be hundreds of thousands of moving parts that keep the wheels turning. Without people like me these "great pioneers" of politics wouldn't even exist. The would be nothing but a voice among a crowd of anarchy. Many will say that what I do is insignificant, but that's because they have no understanding of how the world works. Onward we go towards victory. Poopy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:17:57 2019 No.10642042 >>10642036 >249 words

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:19:12 2019 No.10642047 >>10642036 Thanks man, that's a good start but I don't like everything after the second sentence. Doesn't make me sound good and I want a good job after I graduate. Might go into politics or something. Also it's effect, not affect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:21:37 2019 No.10642051 File: 64 KB, 403x448, 1510692292126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10642047 this is now a brainlet thread in disrespect of OP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:22:13 2019 No.10642053 >>10642042 it says "I'll start for you anon" 249 words is nearly halfway there. >>10642047 beggars can't be choosers

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:23:00 2019 No.10642055 >>10642009 It's a misnomer. Polisci is not a science.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:23:57 2019 No.10642058 >>10642013 >two word sentence due 2030 Just fucking kill me now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:25:08 2019 No.10642062 >>10642047 >Also it's effect, not affect. Kek, get called out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:25:26 2019 No.10642063 File: 1.68 MB, 366x275, 1551853482704.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP, just go, you're dignity is completely lost. I'm calling SAGE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 13:42:34 2019 No.10643343 >>10642013 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 14 13:44:30 2019 No.10643345 File: 10 KB, 94x88, panic33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >My face when thirteen word post due by the end of the week

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