/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10143705]

I AM a stupid human, an evolutionary peon, I am the human equivalent of a bee drone or a worker bee, I am a slave, I have a role, a goal, I am manipulated, controlled, violated, destroyed, abused by biological imperatives

I am nothing! Society is an accident! I'm an upgraded bee! I'm an experiment! I'm a fucking peon! I'm a gug-danged re-tard (spoken with a southern accent)!

[Anonymous No.10143708]

Monky See...
Monky

Do

[Anonymous No.10143716]

Yeah that's true.

The only escape is the AI revolution in the next 100 years and transhumanism

[Anonymous No.10143719]

ok so basically im monky

[Anonymous No.10143723]

Peasant reporting in

[Anonymous No.10143810]

Damn! These are some sexy monkeys >>10143705
>>10143708
Also a peon.

[Anonymous No.10143977]

>>10143708
>>10143705
My ancestor :)

[Anonymous No.10143983]

>>10143719
can science explain the "ok so basically im monky" meme?

[Anonymous No.10144012]

>>10143983
Look in the mirror

[Anonymous No.10144020]

>>10143708
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.10144087]

>>10143719
>ok so basically im monky
yes... monky see... monky doo
you saw my monky post... now you think ur monky... hahahahahhahahah! see, monky? monky see monky do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10144095]

>>10143723
yes, peasants, we need more of you!

[monky-man No.10144101]

>>10143977
wrong, monky, WRONG! it is actually...

you

[monky-man No.10144102]

>>10143983
stupid monky, for you put the banana behind your back and claim you are not monky!

you hide the banana, but you bring out the science! WRONG, monky, WRONG! you are a monky, listen to me! why listen? because... monky see... monky... DO!

[monky-man No.10144105]

>>10143810
good, peons are good, monkys are good, peasants are good, everything else is bad, science is bad, banana is good, monky is good, muscle is good, monky strength is... superior! the monky brain is... amazing

[monky-man No.10144107]

>>10144020
no, monky, no, WRONG WRONG WRONG! WRONG! redpill is bad, bluepill is bad, banana is good, monky is good, science is bad, pussy is bad, pills are bad, monky is good, see, monky? understand, monky?

[monky-man No.10144111]

monky see... monky

do...
...have you ever thought about this, monky? huh?

[monky-man No.10144114]

>>10144012
good monky! GOOD! you deserve all the banana in the world monky! all the hairy monky pussy, just for you monky!

[Anonymous No.10144116]

>>10144111
NO MONKY
no think..
Monky see? .
monky do

[monky-man No.10144120]

the best monky: muscle and brain
monky punch
monky insult
monky win ALL the time, see? monky see, monky do

[monky-man No.10144121]

>>10144116
yes, good monky, it was a monky test
you deserve ALL the banana in the world monky!

[Anonymous No.10144123]

>>10143705
>not being orangubro masterrace
Sucks for you I guess.

[monky-man No.10144124]

"monky see... monky do"
-Anonymous 11/16/18(Fri)02:14:23 No.10143708

[monky-man No.10144127]

>>10144123
hmm, that's not a good monky, no no no no no

THIS is a monky

[monky-man No.10144131]

monky see... monky do...

monky strong, this monky is the best
YOU are a worse monky! this monky would kill you and eat your bananas

why live?

[monky-man No.10144133]

monky see... monky

DO!

[monky-man No.10144134]

in pursuit of banana

[Anonymous No.10144145]

>>10144127
>has actual language
>uses and makes tools
>understands object permanence
>does nothing but be based and check in
>all day erry day
Greatest Ape.

[monky-man No.10144148]

Please let's have some smart monky quotes to help the stupid monkys in this thread!

"don't be a bad monky... be a good monky!"
-smart monky number 56

"banana is good in moderation"
-smart monky number 32 (check pic)

"banana does not bring happiness"
-smart monky number 124

"only stupid monky like green banana, yellow banana is good"
-smart monky number 552

"idiot monky, weak monky, stupid monky only like black banana, but green banana is for smart monky"
-smart monky number 21

"smart monky knows monky knows no thing"
-smart monky number 32 (check pick)

"smart monky find this obvious, you doubt it? it clear... you are stupid monky! begone stupid monky! go! or I beat you!"
-smart monky number 32 (check pick)

"stupid monky not think like me, yes, perhaps, this is how we can define the <stupid monky> do you agree?"
-smart monky number 21

"stupid monky do the do, but forget to do it like me!"
-smart monky number 5

"many monkys are born, few are good, how are good? monky too different from me, then monky bad, so take a big look at me, stupid monky!"
-smart monky number 552

[monky-man No.10144153]

>>10144145
please, refer to smart monky number 21
your argument is not good monky it is clear to me that you are stupid monky not worth half a banana

"stupid monky is one that reads this quote"
-smart monky number 21

"don't be stupid monky it's bad"
-smart monky number 21

"how to detect the stupid monky? give it banana, if it opens banana from the top, he is stupid monky, forever"
-smart monky number 21

smart monky number 21 was one of the greatest monkys ever, it is clear to me, is it clear to you, stupid monky?

maybe now, after quotes, it is!

[monky-man No.10144158]

>>10144145
WRONG! tool? object permanence?
but no banana, where is the banana?

"Banana good, tool bad"
-smart monky number 124

[monky-man No.10144161]

"there is idea of banana, the perfect banana, abstract banana, ideal banana, yellowest banana... a dream of us"
-smart monky number 32

my favorite monky
almost as smart as me
probably

"for monky to want banana... it is greatest possible as monky!"
-smart monky number 32

[monky-man No.10144168]

"why banana? why... not? stupid monky"
-fun monky number 56

"idiot monky disagree with me, only stupid monky disagree with me"
-fun monky number 56

"i am smartest monky, strongest monky, have all the banana, monkys want to be like me"
-fun monky number 56

"monkys see my bananas and they get sad, they are poor in bananas"
-fun monky number 56

[Anonymous No.10144169]

what is monky position on seeing, hearing, and saying evil?

[Anonymous No.10144172]

>>10144158
>where is the banana?
Why are you asking me?

[monky-man No.10144174]

"nothing big for me, lift everything, sure"
-strong monky number 11

"here, lift this! no, you can't lift? you are weak and stupid monky"
-strong monky number 11

"strong monky is fun monky too"
-strong monky number 11

"strong monky is not smart monky, but smart is bad!"
-strong monky number 11

[Anonymous No.10144176]

secret monky

[Anonymous No.10144179]

>>10144153
>stupid monky
That's not what my phd says.

[Anonymous No.10144180]

>this fucking thread

[monky-man No.10144181]

>>10144169
easy problem for smart monky
hard problem for dumb monky, simple, right? huh!

>what is monky position on seeing, hearing, and saying evil?

suppose we are stupid monky, cant do anything but eat banana

but... monky see... monky do... right?

but monky hear, monky say? difficult problem

"no, don't hear, smart monky number 117 did not prove hearing"
-smart monky number 117

so it looks like monky cant hear... huh? hope that help, stupid monky

[monky-man No.10144187]

>>10144180
stupid monky, forever!

>>10144176
WRONG! not secret, I see the monky! monky see!

[monky-man No.10144193]

We need to show politics and leader skills to stupid, weak monky!

"some monkys is bad"
-boss monky number 88

"most monkys is good"
-boss monky number 18

"our monkys is good their is bad"
-boss monky number 15

"monkys give your bananas to me and you go to monky heaven"
-holy monky number 76

"no, i don't have enough banana"
-bananalord monky number 345

"half monkys are bad, forever!"
-fap monky number 345

"too many monkys, need less"
-smart monky 55

[monky-man No.10144197]

"monky is good, yes, but is banana better or is monky better?"
-smart monky number 4

"banana and bug, good combination"
-food monky number 64

"banana alone is for stupid monky, good monky eat different"
-food monky number 64

"sex exactly 6 times every week is good, less is bad, mre is bad, ok monky?"
-sex monky number 43

"yes, monky fuck in tree, but cave is best"
-sex monky number 43

[monky-man No.10144200]

>>10144179
stupid monky... forever!