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My dick aint big enough. Is there a scientifically proven way to permanently embiggen it?

>> No.10124184

>>10124179
Give me your girlfriend's phone number and I'll help you out buddy.

t. 6.5 inches

>> No.10124187

>>10124179
You take a vacuum cleaner, and out it on highest SUC.
Then you take a hairblower.and put it on STEAMING.HOT.

Then you chug 2liters of bleach. Garuanteed to work.

>> No.10124215
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>>10124187
Bleach will kill me fren.

>> No.10124290

Spend more time upside down and gravity will do the rest

>> No.10124294

don't masturbate when you are a teenager

>> No.10124295

>>10124179
shrink the rest of you

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>>10124294
THIS

>> No.10124564

>>10124179
Statistics show that homosexuals have a larger penis on average... just sayin.

>> No.10124594

>>10124184
that’s not big you stupid fuck
>>10124187
go back
>>10124294
there’s no connection at all

>> No.10124599

>>10124294
How so? Any link? Have been masturbating since 12, now I'm 22.

>> No.10124606

>>10124564
Why can't I find a big homo dick to suck on then, huh?

>> No.10124613

>>10124599
No, this is bullshit. I’m fact the opposite is probably more true. There is a cardiovascular disorder that I can’t recall the name of, but essentially it causes the penis to be constantly filled with blood resulting in enlargement. I’m extrapolating here, but I imagine the more often one’s cock is filled with blood, the larger it will end up being. This is probably minor in cases where the disorder isn’t present but it would still have some effect.

>> No.10124625

>>10124179
There was a study of African tribes , and one of them to elongate their penis tied rocks to their genitals.

What you need is a device that is designed to stretch your dick, like tying rocks to your genitals

>> No.10124634

>>10124594
>that’s not big you stupid fuck

Yes it is. It's more than an inch above the average Joe in my country (13.77 cm vs 16.5 cm) You just jelly.

>> No.10124646

>>10124179
1) find a nigger with a big dick
2) kill said nigger
3) prepare the corpse
4) remove the big dick from the dead nigger
5) freeze and preserve the nigger dick upto 12 hours (if you fuck up here, repeat steps 1-4)
6) find doctor willing to mutilate genitals for monetary compensation (its 2018 so thats the easy part)
7) have them attach the nigger dick to your pelvis ( hard part )
8) ????
9) Profit!

>> No.10124700

>>10124179
Not really , but unless you have a micro penis you should be fine . Then again I'm just above average , first thing I learned was to be good at oral / foreplay and with words . You can't just rely on the size of your peepee to please a woman / man . If it was the case , the divorce rate would be lower but it's not . Then again some woman only care about the size of your snake , try to find love not a wench .

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>>10124179
PDE5 inhibitor fren

>> No.10124811

>>10124294
i pulverized my dick as a teenager and im 8 inches, pls go

>> No.10124830

>>10124634
>jealous of someone with a smaller dick than me
>an inch above average
lol

>> No.10124865

/petg/ - penis enlargement technology general

>> No.10124887

>>10124613
I asked cause I'm 6.5inch and since I've been masturbating for so long I thought that it could have reached 8in+ lol

>> No.10124900
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>>10124634
Going to be honest bro, 6.5 inches is not that big, let alone big enough to brag about. It's slightly above average. I'm 8.5x7 and I've still met guys bigger than me even though these country averages should place me in the 99.99%

>> No.10124908

>>10124830
>>10124900
Not only do you guys have 8+ inch cocks, but you're also managers at Wendy's, making 300k+ per year.

>> No.10124922

>>10124908
Funny how when asking these faggots for proof they never respond or deflect by calling us gay, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. It's not as if you can dox a dick ffs.

>> No.10124940

>>10124922
>>10124908
feel free to add my kik planitiaDK, you cute dorks

>> No.10125096

>>10124179
>scientifically proven way to permanently embiggen it
A magnifying glass could work. Just make everyone wear them.

>> No.10125100
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Put gold rings around it like those negroes in Africa with the floppy necks do,

>> No.10125854

>>10124179
Unless it's smaller than 4.5 or so inches, you're fine.

>> No.10125855

Pro-tip: women don't really care about dick size as long as you don't have a micro-penis

>> No.10125862

>>10124940
Sorry, I only add kiks for 9 inch and up.

>> No.10125872

The ideal funcitonal dick size is ~6 inches. Enough to fill most women pretty well, but not so much that you can't fit all the way or have her have difficulty taking it.

To my recollection the vaginal canal only has dense erogenous innervation in the first 3 inches or so, and the rest senses pressure and expansion to various degrees anyway.

>> No.10125883

>>10125855
You've never been with a negroid or a spic have you?

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Update! I ordered the big dick pills from the late night paid programming commercials. I'll come back in one month and let you all know if it works. When I find the real big dick pill I'll let you all know so we can be virile with big dicks.

>> No.10126484

>>10124564
A-are you calling OP straight?

>> No.10126493

>>10124625
African tribes also blow on a cow's ass with their mouth to extract milk. Why on earth would I do anything they do?

>> No.10126500

>>10124625
The same was done in China and to my recollection there are also mentions in Ayurveda.

I wouldn't do it, but that would be the best source and research lead.

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>>10126493

>> No.10127018

Look up jelquing; it may not be great but its the best chance you've got

>> No.10127043

>>10127018
Fuck. I read through this whole shit. And you finally mention. That's what I was gonna say bro.
I would have totally spelled it wrong. Jelquing.

>> No.10127051

>>10124634
Where the fuck do you live?
Japan?

>> No.10127077

>>10127051
Finland