/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9167542
Convince her to do an ancestry test for fun

>tfw 5% ashkenazi

Post your cranium OP /sci/ must approve of your PHENOTYPE before we allow you to defile a Jewish womb.

>>9167542
>>ironically shitpost

>dating app

you can say it's tinder

>>9167542
>Are you Ashkenazi by the way? Because you're really smart

>>9167542
The Ashkenazim are a giant clusterfuck of semitic diasporas that made their way into Western Europe and spread further from there. If she looks like a kike, she's probably got those roots somewhere along the line. I'm not sure why this is relevant, unless you got some weird fetish.

>tfw ashkenazim but small head
kill me

>>9168826

you must be a goy. I bet you have blue eyes too, goy.

if she's ethnically Jewish, unless she looks Mediterranean or Arab, she's almost certainly Ashkenazi. if she's got a Slavic or Germanic name, she is.
it's just a large-scale grouping of East/Central European Jews, as opposed to the Sephardim (Spanish and North African/Arab Jews)

>mfw "untermensch"
>too smart to use my brain for anything but shitposting
>tall heada

>>9167542
I haven't been impressed by the melonheads I've met. I suspect intelligence and cranial size are weakly correlated.

>>9168873
sure thing boyo

>>9167556
>TFW fully ashkanazi superior genes with none of the inferior religious sentiment, pursuing a phd in math.

>TFW I will def have 300k starting by end of my PhD because I work with AI abstractly

>TFW my heritage is Jewish but my true religion is abstraction and knowledge representation.

>>9168929
>tfw 1% Ashkenazi on Ancestry test but my mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom was Jewish so I tell cute Jewish girls I'm Jewish

>>9167571
Kek literally anyone can defile jewish wombs. You have the ugliest and most desperate women.

>>9168940
>Imblying

>>9168944
If it weren't for the fake tits she would be a 2/10 and the fake tits only raise that to a 4/10. I would pump and dump her, but never actually love her kek.

>>9167571
Do I have the phenotype? The circumference of my head is 56cm.

>>9168966
Scratch that, I measured again and it's 57. Seems to be pretty average.

>>9168966
Take pride in you European roots, Goebbels. Also, the size of your cranium is not necessarily relevant... Einstein's was only slightly above average, IIRC.

>>9168991
>tfw I realize I look like Goebbels
My Ancestry test said I'm 34% Western European, 33% Irish and 10% British, so I'm not _real_ European.

>small head
I was originally interested in Maths, but the moment I found out that my skull circumference was below average, I switched to Engineering.

Doing great in EE right now, but sometimes I regret the decision, even though Maths would have been LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE with my 20-30th percentile head.

>>9168964
She's actually pretty cute for /sci/

>>9169035
She may be pretty good for you, but speak for yourself. She is ugly as fuck.

>>9168944
Good GAWD. Did not see this earlier.
10/10 jugs, would take to Sodom and lie with, and I would not be unclean before Hashem.

>you will never impregnate an ashkenazi jew
>your children will be brainlet goys like his father

>>9169067

She looks sickly

>>9168964
>fake

any evidence that they're fake?

here's her IG btw

https://www.instagram.com/lior0avidan/

>>9167542
Put it in a delousing chamber and if it dies during operation, it was a jew.