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No.4930586 [Reply] [Original]

Are you excited for a live stream of a landing to another planet? I know I am

Click <A href="http://spaceindustrynews.com/where-to-view-the-mars-curiosity-landing-online/420/">here</A>
for resources.

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h2I8AoB1xgU?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed>

>> No.4930587 [DELETED] 

lol how did you get bold text? xD

>> No.4930590

That feel when no BBCode for regular users.

>> No.4930594

>Deleting the old thread because some lazy faggot was incapable of copy-pasting the link.

>> No.4930595

>>4930586
Nicely done mod... Isn't it like "Day 1: Learning how to sticky a thread"?

>> No.4930597 [DELETED] 

Space landings are engineering and not science or math.

>> No.4930599

here's some semi related videos to calm the nerves about the skycrane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Xiq3dYJlM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL2suXb4Ddo&t=19s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA1e33lRNs4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wOpYlaqrk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxWE8GuICPo

>> No.4930601
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4930601

Alien life or lost Russian probes.

>> No.4930602

>mod deletes/modifies my comment in this thread
>doesn't give a shit about the rest of the board

>> No.4930609

>>4930597

Fuck off.

>> No.4930611 [DELETED] 

>>4930597
Conrats on potentially turning the sticky into another "my major is better than your major" dickwaving thread.

>4930587
http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/thread/4930586#4930587
>xD
Are you responsible for this? Be glad you he didn't perma b& you.

>> No.4930615

>>4930611
Yes I am. How is my post any different from >>4930590? It is essentially the same response.

>> No.4930615,1 [INTERNAL] 

JESUS CHRIST MOD, STOP DELETING SHIT YOU DON'T LIKE.

>> No.4930621

>>4930586
Am I watching the right thing if there's an old man talking?

>> No.4930628
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>>4930630
>not using Google reverse-image search to find high res.

>> No.4930637

>>4930636
thx
deleting mine

>> No.4930643

somebody should be taking bets on whether it will crash or not

>> No.4930669

>>4930643

I predict that Martians will destroy it before it can report back to its alien overlords.

>> No.4930683

This is going to be awsome if it works, btw what is the difference about curiosity and spirit/opportunity?

>> No.4930713

>>4930683
I haven't paid super-close attention, but IIRC this one is bigger, nuclear-powered (radioisotope thermoelectric generator), much bigger, and have a freakin' laser for vaporizing rock and seeing what it's made of, among a bunch of other analysis equipment.

Also, the video at PhD Comics is great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSpfJeVpZSg&feature=player_embedded

>> No.4930714

>>4930713
>bigger
>much bigger
LOL. Well, it *is* big.

>> No.4930719

EIGHTEENTH


EIGHTEEEEEEENTH

>> No.4930793

When are we going to finally build spacecraft that don't rely on big booms for all their propulsion?

>> No.4930799

Holy shit, that's complicated.
You'd think there'd be a simpler way to land

>> No.4930805

>>4930799
They explained why all the other options won't work by themselves. I guess you could just use rocket descent the whole way with the skycrane or airbags at the end, but that takes a lot more fuel, and payload mass to Mars is very expensive. The parachute saves a lot of fuel.

>> No.4930811

>>4930805
How much does the rover weigh?

>> No.4930818

>>4930811
Let's check.

Wikipedia says 900 kg (2,000 lb)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Science_Laboratory

>> No.4930829

>>4930818
Well that certainly makes it more complicated.

>> No.4930836

>>4930818
Should have made it out of toothpicks.
Would have been lighter.

>> No.4930845

Yeah but, if it takes [however long] to send message back to Earth, how does one control the rover, is it a delay or something?

>> No.4930847

why cant someone jsut link to where theyre going to stream it

>> No.4930849

Stupid

>> No.4930852

>>4930845
The landing is a program that runs by itself, and most of the exploration will have to just deal with the time delay. I'm not sure to what degree other actions are automated, like whether there's a "go here" command or they just need to input manual commands and wait to see what happened. Some of the sample-collecting might be semi-automated. "Drill here 2cm", "Put sample in analysis doohicky A and run test C, report results".

>> No.4930859

>>4930852
You don't know shit, you aren't a Scientist. stfu

>> No.4930862

>>4930859
My, aren't we cranky! Is it past your naptime?

>> No.4930875

>'watch' the landing.

We're gonna see jack shit. The time delay means the controllers can't do anything, so we're just going to be sitting watching a control room of people waiting.

The experiments sound interesting, but this is no more than a gimmick to get the general public interested in the science. LOOK GUISE ITS LIKE AN ACTION MOVIE! 7 MINUTES OF TERROR!

It's kinda sad we have to dumb it down like this to get people interested, but I guess it's worked. I've lost count of the amount of news sites I've seen with "7 minutes of terror" as a main headline.

>> No.4930879

>>4930875
We're in a world where Fox News is actually successful, and you fault NASA for trying to present something that is legitimately awesome and important in an interesting fashion?

>> No.4930888

>>4930879
Just suggesting this landing is slightly overhyped. It will be incredible if it works, don't get me wrong. I just don't think there's going to be an awful lot to watch.

>> No.4930892

>>4930888
> I just don't think there's going to be an awful lot to watch.
You're right, there won't be. I don't know if that diminishes the terror or not. Like that part of Apollo 13 on the reentry where they necessarily lose radio contact and don't know if they're dead or not.

>> No.4930909

>we're just going to be sitting watching a control room of people waiting.
You mean they won't show footage from the rover as it reaches here? That's the impression I got. It'd just be the Martian surface below slowly getting closer and closer, but it'd still be different that just looking at a control room like watching the NASA channel often is. Speaking of which, does anyone know if they'll be showing this on the television too, or just online for some reason?

>> No.4930916

>>4930909
I'm not sure, but I won't be surprised if they don't even have any photos until it has already landed.

>> No.4930931

>>4930909
nigga their steaming the landing live in time square

>> No.4930934

So does anyone know what information this rover's sending back as it's landing? Are we going to be getting a video feed from the rover or the crane, or will it just be a stream of position data and an "I'm ok" at the end?

>> No.4930935

>>4930916
Well obviously not until it already actually landed due to delay, but why would they wait until the signal of it already having landed to release anything from it's descent? I'm sure they'll be watching it land, I think they'd have the sense to let us watch it with them instead of watching us watch them watch.

>> No.4930954

hey faggot mod

quit spamming those daniela titan threads

>> No.4930970

>>4930954
How about you stop being a cancerous shitposter? Many of us enjoy her videos and they are about scientific contents. If you don't like them, just ignore them.

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4930972

>implying a stream from Mars is "live" by the time it gets to Earth

>> No.4930983

>>4930972
It's as live as any other stream.

>> No.4930988

>>4930970
>saging a sticky

>> No.4930995

Just so everyone knows what to expect and not to expect:

>NASA’s coverage of the event is scheduled to begin at 11:30 p.m. Sunday night and go until 4 a.m. Monday morning. The landing itself is scheduled for 1:31 a.m. Monday. Unlike the hour-by-hour video coverage of SpaceX’s historic docking with the international space station, don’t expect gorgeous panorama shots of the planet surface immediately after landing. Curiosity will not feed back video as it goes through its “seven minutes of terror” landing sequence. Instead, NASA’s live coverage will center around non-video telemetry. The first images to reach Earth will be low-resolution black and white images after the rover has landed. The high-resolution, color images are expected to be beamed back 48 hours later, after the main mast deploys.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/innovations/post/c79c20ac-dd77-11e1-af1d-753c613ff6d8_blog.html

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sage

>> No.4931015

Hey mod, bring back the stickied Putnam Problem of the Day problems please.

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>>4931006
Saging with a photo on a stickied thread.
>mfw

>> No.4931035

>>4931033
>photo

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>>4931035
gotcha

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4931052

Thank you mods for stickying the thread.


>>4930793
>When are we going to finally build spacecraft that don't rely on big booms for all their propulsion?
At the moment we really only have three options for spacecraft propulsion available (and which have been proven feasible)
1. Traditional rocket engines - bring the vehicle up to speed quickly over a short period of time, then coast
2. Electromagnetic/ion propulsion - bring the vehicle up to speed gradually over a long period, these can reach faster speeds but needs traditional rocket engines to get into space.
3. Solar sails - still a work in progress

Everything else, from railgun launchers to nuclear pulse propulsion might as well just be sketches on diner napkins at this point. Like it or not, those are the only feasible options available to us for the foreseeable future.


>>4930799
The size and mass of the new rover prohibits the airbag approach used on Sojourner, Spirit, and Opportunity. Use of a massive chute (the largest ever built in fact) to quickly bring the vehicle down from reentry speed, followed by a powered landing (thrusters) to slow it to landing speed was determined to be the best possible approach. Since they can't risk the thrusters damaging the rover as it nears the ground (or kicking up dust that could damage instruments) they opted to lower the rover the last few meters with the skycrane approach before cutting the line and getting the thruster harness out of the way.

NASA spent eight years working on this project, it's exactly as complicated as it needs to be - no more, no less.

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Thank you mods for stickying the thread.

>>4930793
>When are we going to finally build spacecraft that don't rely on big booms for all their propulsion?
At the moment we really only have three options for spacecraft propulsion available (and which have been proven feasible)
1. Traditional rocket engines - bring the vehicle up to speed quickly over a short period of time, then coast
2. Electromagnetic/ion propulsion - bring the vehicle up to speed gradually over a long period, these can reach faster speeds but needs traditional rocket engines to get into space.
3. Solar sails - still a work in progress

Everything else, from railgun launchers to nuclear pulse propulsion might as well just be sketches on diner napkins at this point. Like it or not, those are the only feasible options available to us for the foreseeable future.

>>4930799
The size and mass of the new rover prohibits the airbag approach used on Sojourner, Spirit, and Opportunity. Use of a massive chute (the largest ever built in fact) to quickly bring the vehicle down from reentry speed, followed by a powered landing (thrusters) to slow it to landing speed was determined to be the best possible approach. Since they can't risk the thrusters damaging the rover as it nears the ground (or kicking up dust that could damage instruments) they opted to lower the rover the last few meters with the skycrane approach before cutting the line and getting the thruster harness out of the way.

NASA spent eight years working on this project, it's exactly as complicated as it needs to be - no more, no less.

>> No.4931064

>>4931054
>Thank you mods for stickying the thread.
Yeah a mod faggot that stickies his own thread and delets replies he doesn't like. THANK YOU, OPRESSING OVERLORDS!

>> No.4931082

They just said in the news conference that they're going to try to capture a picture on the way down. Didn't mention if it would be shown live.

>> No.4931093

2000 bits/second
Guess that's why we don't get live video.

>> No.4931095

>>4931064
Dude just get the fuck over it. A thread got deleted, it's not the end of the fucking world.

>> No.4931114

>>4931093
Correction: Apparently they're going to be doing better than that around landing time via relaying through some satellites they've got up there.

>> No.4931134

>>4931114
Even then, best we'd get would be a super low res image once every couple of seconds.

>> No.4931179

how long can this robot last on mars given oxidation effects and what not

>> No.4931186
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>>4931179
What oxygen?

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>>4931033
that was a joke

i call it: "/sci/s peak summer"

>> No.4931199
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4931199

Low-res stuff from the surface should arrive Monday
Pictures of the descent (color, taken at 4 frames/sec) planned to get here Tuesday
Color images from the surface Wednesday and Thursday

if communications go according to plan

What we'll see live is an animated representation of telemetry data. Things like the spacecraft's position and velocity.

>> No.4931217

>>4931186
>what oxygen

I dunno, the video said its atmosphere is thinner than earths

i assumed it had some sort of atmosphere than can cause corrosion, also from dust damage and wind storms

>> No.4931221

Skipping uni for this.

>> No.4931225
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4931225

Sit in control room during 14 min waiting phase
Having a critical piece of code on the screen
With obvious programming error in it
Scream loud "Oh shit, do you see the misstake here?"
Watching&filming terrified faces and putting it on yewtube
EPIC IRL Trolling

>> No.4931228

http://www.moonlandingday.com/

This thing was on the countdown site. What's your guys' opinions on this? I think it would be reasonable.

>> No.4931242

>>4931228
Not a bad idea, needs a better name though

>> No.4931244

>>4931242
How about "the day we landed on the fucking moon"?

>> No.4931246

So apparently the earth sets from the spacecraft's point of view shortly after the parachute deployment. They'll be relaying data through satellites, but it's not guaranteed this will work. So if there's no signal back, it's possible we may have to wait a while until we know if the landing was successful or not.

>> No.4931264

>>4931242
Apollo Day?
Tranquility Day?
Armstrong Day? (sorry Buzz)

>> No.4931270

>>4931228
One day, every single day of the year will be remembered as the anniversary of something momentously important.

>> No.4931277

>>4930636

>Japan
>missed planet

How the fuck do you even do that.

>> No.4931283
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>>4931264
Fuck everything.

>> No.4931287

I'm nervous enough about this myself, I can't even imagine how stressful it would be sitting the control room having spent years working on this thing, especially if this is true >>4931246

>> No.4931286

>>4931277
Haha, oh wow, I didn't even see that. Poor Japan.

>> No.4931292

my body is ready

>> No.4931311

>>4931277
During its mission Nozomi was hit by a solar flare and it fucked up a lot of the communication and power systems. As I recall it was going to use an Earth flyby to send it on its way to Mars and they weren't able to make the proper adjustments during the flyby to get it on a Mars trajectory

>> No.4931325

IT LANDS DURING MY FUCKING TEST ON MONDAY MORNING. I'LL BE TAKING A FUCKING BIOLOGY TEST WHILE THIS THING IS LANDING. SO MUCH I DON'T EVEN WANT

>> No.4931335

>>4931325

The transit of Venus occurred during a three-hour physics exam, fuck my life also

>> No.4931339

>>4931335

Transit of Venus was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. The Observatory people were having an orgasm and I was stunned by how little I cared.

>> No.4931391

>>4931339
I'm amused by how much I agree. What's the big deal, it's just a rock passing over a ball of gas. Don't get me wrong, I'm very much into science and I'm not one of those ignorant shits who would rather discuss temporary affairs on Earth such as fashion or politics, but I honestly don't see the point. Probably because I'm a chemist.

>> No.4931406
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4931406

GET HYPED

TAKE THE HYPE TO LEVEL 99 RIGHT NOW!

WE MARS NOW!

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>>4931391
>>4931339
>Solar eclipses are the biggest shitshow I've ever seen. I mean, what's the big deal? It's just a big rock passing in front of a ball of gas! Who fucking cares!
>Meteor showers are the biggest shitshow I've ever seen. I mean, what's the big deal? It's just a bunch of little rocks falling through the atmosphere! Who fucking cares!
>Haley's Comet is the biggest shitshow I've ever seen. I mean, what's the big deal? It's just a big ball of ice and dust with a tail! Who fucking cares!

>> No.4931469

>>4930636
>climate orbiter
>crashed due to imperial/metric unit mixup
haha, oh wow. why did i find that so funny.

>> No.4931476

>>4931469
Because it's something so trivial that you wouldn't think it'd be an issue.

NASA designed everything in metric and one of the contractors (I don't remember which) did everything in imperial. The whole thing failed as a result of bad units.

>> No.4931485

>live stream
I haven't looked at your recources yet, but I from previous stuff I have read + common sence I know that a live stream isn't possible.

>> No.4931490

>>4931033
>2012
>still thinking you can't sage with a picture
ISHetc

>> No.4931494

>>4931410
Honestly, I don't see the big deal in any of those.

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>>4931485

>> No.4931503

>>4931501
>>>/b/

>> No.4931512

>>4931503
what?
>live stream isn't possible
how am I supposed to respond to that?
I suppose watching the olympics live isn't possible either, because the signal has 1 second delay.

>> No.4931511

anything happening anytime soon?

>> No.4931526

>>4931512
>>4931512
I think we can all agree that with 'watching an event live' one means watching something that is going on at that moment. Curiosity will already have landed/crashed when earth will be thumbing for it.

>> No.4931545

Forgive me for being thick but
>Currently en route to the planet, it is scheduled to land in Gale Crater at about 05:31 UTC on August 6, 2012.

is that am or pm or is this military time?

>> No.4931552

Those resources are horrible.
You suck in every way imaginable invisibro.

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>>4931545
>05:31
>am or pm

>> No.4931564

>>4931557
Oh, I missed that. Thanks.

>> No.4931574

Balls, I have to work monday morning and will probably miss it

I might get lucky and the BBC will cover it.....ow wait, OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS

>> No.4931578

>>4931526

I think we can't. It isn't a recording, so it's a live feed.
It's as retarded as saying "I can't really say this building in front of me exists right now because for all I know it might be blown up as we speak as light moves at a certain speed". Just don't do it.

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>this sticky

i'll just come right out and say it

MODS=GODS

>> No.4931657
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>Are you excited for a live stream of a landing to another planet?
>live stream
>with 14 minute delay

>> No.4931655

>>4931391
Yeah, but get this: I got to take a pair of binoculars, put them over my head, and point the projection of Venus transiting the Sun at my shadow such that it looked like my shadow had googly eyes.

>> No.4931670

>>4931657
pretty sure everyone means a livestream of mission control

>> No.4931683

>>4931670
>implying telescopes can't zoom in on it and record it
>implying nearly every satellite isn't watching
>implying we won't see it land
>right???

>> No.4931687

>NASA Curiosity Cam

>Look inside the clean room at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., to watch the next Mars rover being built. The camera is located in a viewing gallery above the clean room floor. There is no audio on this video feed.

>watch the next Mars rover being built

Can someone explain?

>> No.4931691

>>4931683

That's not how telescopes work?

>> No.4931739

6:31AM landing for me, probably going to miss it.

>> No.4931741

>>4931683
actually the MRO will be watching from overhead, but i'll probably be one or two images at most

>> No.4931745

Lol these reporters aren't the brightest people.

"Will there be a beep or a ping or a flashing light to let us know it has landed?"

>> No.4931752

>>4931739

Thank god you included a timezone or else your post would have been absolutely worthless.

>> No.4931756

>>4931745

This video needs saved for later. The journalists are gold.

"What should we listen for from the narrator to know everything is ok?"

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>mfw they asked about the beep again

>> No.4931771 [DELETED] 

>>4931752

>Complains about worthless a post
>Makes a worthless post

>> No.4931815

>>4931687
was wondering this myself

>> No.4931829

>>4931815
>>4931687
90% sure they just fucked up, and are talking about working with curiosity's twin rover in the lab

>> No.4931838

NASA JPL @NASAJPL

When @MarsCuriosity lands, it'll be 5:31 UTC Aug 6.

>> No.4931844

also
>mfw the plutonium 240 RTG is referred to as "the new power source", because the stupid ass hippie would get their knickers in a knot if they knew it was actually nuclear in origin. Nevermind that solar panels always dust over and require specific windows of operation, it's not nukuler!

>> No.4931860

>>4931844
Nice face, bra.

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>>4931860
whops, my face fell off for a second there

>> No.4931952

>Instead, NASA’s live coverage will center around non-video telemetry. The first images to reach Earth will be low-resolution black and white images after the rover has landed

Good, this means that after about 15 minutes all the plebs and SUCHANERDs will leave and let those really interested have some good discussions. I'm looking forward to the graphs and data streams.

>> No.4931967

>tfw most of the posters here are too young to remember Pathfinder and Sojourner

>> No.4931970

What's the time on this for EST? It's supposed to be -5 from UST. So -5 from 5am UST would be 12am EST?

>> No.4931972

>>4931970
1:31am est

>> No.4931999

>cool thing i hope they do
modify the 7 minutes of terror video (the cgi video of the full EDL), to actually be 7 minutes long, make it a series of videos that reflect the length of those actual stages of the rover's descent, timed to reflect when things will actually happen

for instance; as mission control says stuff like "parachute deployment", the video editor quickly switches to the parachute deployment video section.

so it's basically as close as you can get to realtime video, but with a nice dramatic flair (plenty of shakeycam and different camera angles for effect)

i think that would be cool as all fuck

>> No.4932073

It sounds very exciting and an awesome engineering masterpiece...

... Which is why I'm not getting my hopes up, 10 to 1 it fails.

>> No.4932097

Call me, maybe? All the ways I could phone home after landing on Mars

[video] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7p08hcQzs

>> No.4932236

>>4930636
Shit, China, get your shit together

>> No.4932250

>>4932236
China is in no rush to get it's shit together. Their space program's main goal is propaganda, not science and exploration.

They launch a manned mission into orbit once every 3-4 years for appearances and that's about it.

>> No.4932266

>>4932073
lyl u jerk :U

>> No.4932289

>>4932250
>Their space program's main goal is propaganda, not science and exploration.
Tired old nonsense.
China is launching it's first space-based astronomy mission next year and it is a very nice addition to out x-ray observatories. It is pouring vast sums of money into astronomy. It is building the largest single aperture telescope ever build (66% larger than arecibo) and intends to build 30 arecibo class telescopes. It has built it's first major optical observatory which is now the largest spectroscopic survey telescope in the world (The last one lead to 4000 publications in 10 years).
China is very serious about physics and astronomy research.

>> No.4932295

>>4931683
Wouldn't the light need just as much time to reach us?

>> No.4932374

>>4931186
>What oxygen?

Going to be all sorts of peroxides and oxygen radicals formed by UV cracking of water vapor. Probably some perchlorate salts in the soil, and such.

>> No.4932393

>>4931186
Do you seriously not know what oxidation is? Oxidation doesn't necessarily involve oxygen, moron.

>> No.4932420

>>4932289
>It is building the largest single aperture telescope ever build (66% larger than arecibo) and intends to build 30 arecibo class telescopes
It also said it was going to build a maglev rail launcher and go to the Moon by the early 2020s.

How did that one turn out?

>> No.4932425

>>4931972
>1:31am est
1:31 on aug 6th?

>> No.4932434

>>4932425
no shit

>> No.4932454

>>4932420
>It also said it was going to build a maglev rail launcher and go to the Moon by the early 2020s.

The US too said they would get back to the moon by the 2020s and have had numerous failed attempts to build reusable vehicles. This does not mean that everything the US aims to do will not happen.

FAST has already started construction. This is a formal project with assured funding unlike those obviously unrealistic goals which were never formally adopted.

>> No.4932467

>>4932425
1:31 A.M. Eastern Standard Time (United States East Coast- Atlantic Ocean) Monday, August 6th, 2012.
Which is also
10:31 P.M. Pacific Standard Time (United states West Coast, Pacific Ocean) on Sunday Night, August 5th, 2012.

>> No.4932519

If anyone is curious- this is how they "Drive" Spirit (R.I.P) and Opportunity=

The rover would send a picture of what was directly in front of it. A tech at JPL would "plot" a course through the picture, avoiding rocks and loose sand. He would then calculate what the rover would have to physically do and write a program like-
"Rotate tires forward 3 revolutions, turn wheels 5 degrees left, Rotate tires forward 15 revolutions, turn wheels 9 degrees left, rotate tires forward 12 revolutions, turn wheels 8 degrees right, rotate tires forward 22 revolutions, turn wheels 6 degrees right.... etc etc etc" and then send that program to the rover.
The rover would execute the program, then send a new picture of what was in front of it.
Sometimes they'd move 3 feet to a rock that they wanted a better look at, sometimes they'd move 30 feet if they were done with an area and wanted to move on.

>> No.4932531

>>4932519
Wow.
How tedious

>> No.4932532
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4932532

Such an historic event. The last Mars mission not launched by SpaceX.

>> No.4932537

>>4932519
sauce?
shit sounds like the most awful thing to endure

>> No.4932550

>>4932531
Ya it's- program, send, wait 15 minutes for a response, program send, wait 15 minutes for a response,program, send....

What's even worse is that Mar's days are off by a couple hours from earths- since the rovers are solar, everyday the tech would go to work an hour or 2 later (I forget the exact numbers).
So monday- goto work at 9 am
Tuesday, goto work at 10:30 am
wednesday goto work at noon
thursday goto work at 1:30 pm
Friday goto work at 3:00 pm
Monday goto work at 7:30 pm
tuesday goto work at 9:00 pm

Wasn't such a bad idea when they were only suppose to work for 90 days. But opportunity just keeps going 8 years later later.

>> No.4932559

>>4932519
Is there ever going to be a faster way to communicate with rovers? Or even people someday if we manage to venture out? This seems incredibly inefficient.

>> No.4932563

>>4932537
I watched a NASA special after the first landing. They'd grid the picture and slide rule it to death. I'm sure over the years they've gotten pretty good at looking at a pic and writing the plot on autopilot almost.
>>4932550
This was part of that special too.

I wish I had a link or something, was a cool piece on JPL.

>> No.4932577

>>4932559
I'm not a theoretical physics major, but right now we're just stuck with the speed of light/radio waves.

They have to be careful and go slow since you can't screw-up, and then just walk over and dig it out of the sand. (EVERYBODY that has had an R.C. car knows what I'm talking about here).

Curiosity should be a little more forgiving/faster moving since it's so much larger.

I'm still curious if it's possible to go and dig Spirit out of the sand with Curiosity and send him on his way again.

>> No.4932578

>>4932532
More spacex fanboyism. SpaceX are not the be all and end all of space.
MAVEN launches next year and will not be launched by spacex.

>> No.4932629

Can someone tell me what time it's landing in central time?

>> No.4932642

>>4932629
it's in 27 hours, you do the math

>> No.4932686
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4932686

I am curious what the imaging equipment will be like on Curiosity.
I would love to see some really high resolution, color photos from Mars.

Obviously they must take into concern weight/durability of their cameras, and I am sure data transfer is a bitch but the photos are really what I find to be the most interesting part of any Mars mission.

>> No.4932734

Fuck, and it's so late here that I have to sleep.

>> No.4932738

>>4932629
Central Time Zone (United States of America)
00:31 06082012
12:31 A.M the morning of Monday the 6th, 2012.
Or half an hour after midnight tomorrow night.

>> No.4932739

So are we actually gonna get to see HD footage from mars?

>> No.4932742

>>4932686
I haven't read specifics in awhile, but original plans for the cameras blew away Spirit's and Opportunity's. And some of the panoramas from the little guys are quite spectacular.

>>4932734
Dude, take a nap, set an alarm, make popcorn.

>> No.4932744

>>4932742
>Dude, take a nap, set an alarm, make popcorn.

nah, rtmpdump saves my life in this case. Night.

>> No.4932745

>>4932744

If anyones interested:
rtmpdump -r "rtmp://cp39920.live.edgefcs.net:1935/live" -a "live" -f "WIN 10,3,183,7" -W "http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.rsl.755.swf" -p "http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ustream.html" -y "nasahd@55196" -o nasahd@55196.flv -v

>> No.4932808

>>4932686
me too, i just really like seeing the ground-view. That alone makes me want manned missions. I don't care that much about finding life, I am just extremely interested in the Martian landscape. I know it would be very dangerous to try and land a rover near one of the enormous cliff's or perhaps caldera rims, but getting a picture from the top of one of those would be brilliant. Would make the grand canyon look like a joke.

>> No.4932821

What makes this different from the previous Mars probes?

>> No.4932827

>>4932821
Curiosity still has the same basic "blueprint"- as in it has 6 wheel and the suspension works the same- so if you just saw single pictures of each, they would look like the same "series".

Spirit and Opportunity are about the size of one of Curiosity's wheels.
Curiosity is nuclear instead of solar. Has more advanced analyzing equipment and cameras.

>> No.4932829

>>4930601
> implying Russian probes ever made it to Mars.

>> No.4932833

>>4930636

>Crashed due to imperial/metric unit mixup

HAHAHAHAHA

This is a troll right?

>> No.4932835

Can't fucking wait

Gonna stay up and watch the whole thing live.

>> No.4932919

>>4932454
>maglev orbital launcher
wait, what? china is making a Startram?
gunna need a source

>> No.4932922

where are the aliums?

>> No.4932926

>>4932833
nope, multiple members of the team used different measurement standards, and assumed the others were using the same
kilometers became miles and...well...it wasn't good

>> No.4932972

>>4932821
It's like comparing a go-kart to an SUV

>> No.4932974
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4932974

>that feel when we'll never make decent progress in space travel because we're limited by the speed of light

>> No.4932987

All this space engineering things are really surreal ... the precision is just inconceivable to me.

a feel everyone has the right to conjecture that man has not gone to the moon without being considered nuts

>> No.4932999

>>4932987
actually it's not that hard. because there is no friction in space (or extremely small levels of it), being very precise over EXTREME distances is pretty easy, you could bang out the exact speeds and burns necessary to complete an orbital flyby of saturn basically overnight with a physics major buddy....in 1965. most of the trouble is all the logistical stuff, making sure nothing goes wrong, and if something goes wrong, knowing exactly what to do about it

>> No.4933005

where the fuck is the stream?

>> No.4933007

lol crashed already

RIP FAILsa

>> No.4933014

>>4933005
Tomorrow night

>> No.4933021

>>4933014
So we're going to be streamless tonight?!?

>> No.4933024

>>4933021
well, yeah, there's nothing to stream yet

>> No.4933035

None of this really matters. Spirit already proven everything there needs to be proven, anyway.

>> No.4933133

>>4932833
thats what happens when americans refuse to use IS units

Seriously, if the general population wants to use retarded shit like ounces and yards its one thing, but when doing science use the fucking standard.

>> No.4933210

>>4933005
Tomorrow at 8:30pm, mark your shit!

>> No.4933239
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4933239

The funniest way for this to go wrong is if the flying thingy isn't cut from the rover before it flies away.

>> No.4933261

>>4933210

5:26 AM UST

>> No.4933303

CROSS YOUR FINGERS

>> No.4933355

>>4932577
>I'm still curious if it's possible to go and dig Spirit out of the sand with Curiosity and send him on his way again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_landing_site_of_each_Mars_mission.ogv

It's probably too far.

>> No.4933376

>>4933239
I doubt the skycrane is powerful enough to lift the rover, it's probably just strong enough to hover with it

>> No.4933379

Could we please stop using solar-day-from-earth nonsense with all the annoying time zones and leap days/seconds and date lines and daylight saving stuff and just work like this?

NOT: "the landing will begin around 1:30 am EDT"

INSTEAD: "the landing will begin around (unix epoch) 1344249000"

Please?

>> No.4933380

If the rover has cameras right now on it, why can't we see a livestream of it in space traveling towards mars?

>> No.4933382

>>4933380
You'd see the pitch black of the inside of the aeroshell

>> No.4933383

>>4933382
>not having cameras outside
You'd think civilization had progressed that far, but nope. The most we can get into that shit is a fucking shitty 4 frames/second camera.

>> No.4933387

>>4931179
a long time, one of the two rovers launched nearly a decade ago is still operational.

>> No.4933388

>>4933383
I'm guessing the extra weight/power/other issues weren't considered worth it

>> No.4933389

>>4933383
waste of weight, why would they add a camera to the outside with all the necessary equipment to transmit a stream back when that weight could be used on the rover

>> No.4933390

>>4933389
and even then, mankind won't have solid video footage of mars

>> No.4933392

>>4933390
what's the difference between solid video footage and photos, why do you need solid video footage of a rover driving around

>> No.4933395

>>4933394
I'm not going to see anything more in a video than I would with photos

>> No.4933394

>>4933392
you're saying you would prefer photos over videos of a planet that you've never been to?

>> No.4933398

>>4933395
suit yourself

>> No.4933397

>>4933387
well, only operational after wind storms can blow sand off the solar panels long enough for it to run

the operating time of an RTG (the thing powering curiosity), is basically the decay time of plutionium 238. considering it has an 88 year half life...

i fully expect curiosity to still be fully functional over twenty years from now, perhaps longer, depends on what very long term dust exposure can do.

>>4933355
hell, they'll probably do it anyway since you can feasibly spend a few months getting across mars with an operating time this long

>> No.4933410

>>4933397
I read somewhere the reactor can supply optimum power for at least 14 years, and when taking into consideration the death knell of Spirit and the ailment of Opportunity was/is maintaining power supply through the use of solar panels, I'd say your prediction of 20 year operational history for MSL is very reasonable.

>> No.4933412
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4933412

I think the coolest part of this project was the international cooperation that went into creating it.

One can hope that as humans explore our place in the universe, we will make a place for each other in our hearts.

>> No.4933416

>>4933412
hah, what a gay fag

>> No.4933418 [DELETED] 

>>4930590
,

>> No.4933424

I've got a feeling the sky crane won't fly away and will end up landing on the lab.

>> No.4933490

This is a simple guide to what time to watch it.

http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=NASA+Curiosity+Mars+Rover+Landing&iso=20120
805T2230&p1=137

>> No.4933502

>>4933412
Obviously a girl

>> No.4933524

okay where is the live streaming link. why couldn't OP just posted the link.

>> No.4933540
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4933540

>>4933524
http://eyes.nasa.gov/launch2.html?document=$SERVERURL/content/documents/msl/edl.xml

>> No.4933544

Meanwhile in Congo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlKWtkce5I

It's even better if you speak french

>> No.4933561
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4933561

Playing Kerbal Space Program to get in the right mood

>> No.4933601

>>4933561
>Playing Kerbal Space Program to get in the right mood
Do you expect it to crash and explode horribly?

>> No.4933642

I hope we get to see a stream similar to this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWk-umZm86U

>> No.4933658

>>4933601
>Not enough fuel to decelerate appropriately
Jebediah Kerman, hero of kerkind.
Never forget

>> No.4933659

>>4932821

It's an entire lab mounted on a fucking tank.
It weights almost one ton. If anything, the simple fact that we can put such a huge payload on Mars means a lot for future missions.

Well, it's not on Mars yet

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4933693

>>4933658
>>4933601
>>4933561
I lol'd.

>> No.4933701
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4933701

>Use retrorockets to land probes, then use bouncing balloon capsules to land rovers, now using retrorockets and a crane to lower rovers to the surface
The Martians must think we are just showing off at this point.

>> No.4933708

>>4933701
I'm waiting for the big musical number.

>> No.4933713

>>4933701
I love how every single martian landing used procedures that no science fiction author would ever dreamt of before it.

>> No.4933714

On a scale of 1-10
Where 1 is spilled chocolate milk and 10 is nuclear war, how bad would the crash of MSL be?

>> No.4933719

>>4933714
if you mean Curiosity crashing
I give it a 3
cruumples down into a pulverized wreck, looks loike a carcrash.

>> No.4933729

>>4933714
11
The orbit sends it back to earth and it lands on NASA parking lot.

Right into the the disabled vacancy.

>> No.4933730

>>4933561
>jeb_gently_arouses bob legs
That's a completely different kind of curiosity.

>> No.4933739

Is it happening in like 10 minutes, or can't I into time zones?

>> No.4933742

NASA Livestream: "WE HAVE DISCOVERED TWITTER, YOU GAIS, ARE WE COOL YET??"

>> No.4933743
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>>4933739
http://www.timeanddate.com/library/abbreviations/timezones/na/pdt.html

Curiosity touchdown 10:31 PM PDT
August 5 2012

Current Time :
Sunday, 5 August 2012, 07:28:45 PDT

>> No.4933748 [DELETED] 

Sorry guys, it's going to crash and burn. All because americlaps can't let go of their precious imperial units.

>> No.4933751 [DELETED] 

with millions struggling to feed there families at home, obama decides to waste huge sums on an expensive car that will do nothing useful for the hard working taxpayers who had there wallets sucked up to pay for this piece of shit

makes sense to the ivory tower egg heads that stole our money, just not to me, the average joe

>> No.4933756

>>4933748
wow, that's like really mean to say
The rover team has put in like so many hours, how can you say that?

>> No.4933761

How much longer to go?

>> No.4933760

>>4933751
>with millions struggling to feed there families at home, obama decides to waste huge sums on shooting sandniggers that will do nothing useful for the hard working taxpayers who had there wallets sucked up to pay for this pieces of shit

>makes sense to the ivory tower generals that stole our money, just not to me, the average joe

fix that for you, Joe.

>> No.4933764 [DELETED] 

>>4933760
hey, jackoff, those people fight for our freedom. If it were up to you we'd end up wasting more because all the other nations would beat us up for our lunch money

defense matters, sending a chunk of cameras and wheels that costs far to much doesn't

>> No.4933770

Did they landed on the moon by now?

>> No.4933773 [DELETED] 

>>4933751
6/10

>> No.4933775

>>4933714
It won't be the end of robotic missions but it could well be the end of Mars for NASA, at least for a while (after MAVEN of course). The Mars scout program which aimed to send small missions to Mars as often as possible has already been cancelled. A follow up rover like MSL was axed last year and no mars missions made the down selection of one of the mid sized missions.
In the event of a failure it would likely be worse, not the death of NASA robotic missions altogether but more likely the death of NASA's flagship missions. NASA currently only has 2 large missions (flagships) on the board MSL and JWST, WFIRST is next in line but there is no room in the budget for it. The decadal survey is the document which essentially selects NASA's large missions, the 2010 one saw the demise of 3 joint ESA/NASA missions (an x-ray observatory, a gravitational wave detector and 2 spacecraft to study Jupiter's moons). It put WFIRST (a mission with similar goals as ESA's Euclid, to study the expansion of the universe) in first priority and put the explorer missions in second.


Con..

>> No.4933776

>>4933742
Some people have spent their lives accomplishing things. But at least you've had a twitter account longer than them, amirite?

>> No.4933777

>>4933775
..tinued

The explorer program is older than NASA and is now NASA's smallest class of missions, putting this in the large mission selection was a clear statement that large missions are dead. ESA are continuing their spacecraft of Jupiter but the other 2 missions and the NASA spacecraft are dead, the next ESA selection (when one of the 2 missions could be picked up) won't launch for 15-20 years. This badly hurt the ESA/NASA partnership which has been so successful, to add to this NASA pulled out of exomars which was to include an orbiter to investigate Mars' methane and a rover in 2018, ESA will continue both with new partner Roscosmos. The strangest thing is that while pulling out of their 700 million dollar contribution they have opened the floor for a 700 million dollar NASA mission, which many believe will never happen but it shows it wasn't about money. With the end of this partnership and the follow up rover any hope of moving onto a Mars sample return, what the Mars missions were supposed to lead up to, is dead.
Before I scare anyone when I say large missions are dead I mean the really big ones, missions like Juno are not flagship but new frontiers class and will continue as will the smaller discovery class and explorer missions.

For all this many would blame the shrinking budget but most of this happened before the cut, some would blame JWST which is probably closer to the truth but SLS takes some of the blame too.

>> No.4933779
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4933779

Like hell it's on the way to Mars, here's a photo taken 5 days ago of it still on Earth.

>> No.4933783

>>4933776
no, I don't have a twitter account and am rather bemused this stupid pandering to public whims

>> No.4933790

>>4933783
Fucking this. Why try to impress the people who pay your salary? I always act like an aloof cunt towards my boss because that's what he deserves.

>> No.4933792

If MSL is a complete success, do you think NASA will start sending more missions meant to continue for several years? If Spirit and Oppy were able to last this long on just solar panels, and MSL and its nuclear power source work without a hitch, it seems logical that NASA would feel confident enough to try for more long lived surface missions.

>> No.4933798

http://eyes.nasa.gov/index.html
^Live position of the rover in space

>> No.4933800

>>4933751
So, finding other lifeforms in the universe isn't important to you?

>> No.4933799

>>4933792
depends on the budget, and the budget looks - well...

>> No.4933816

>>4933756
you are pathetic

>> No.4933817

If they manage to pull that descent off, I'm gonna applaud them, even though I'm not americlap.

>> No.4933819

>>4933790
>>4933783
>Public outreach is a waste of time.
You two aren't that stupid. So either get some coffee or go to bed.

>> No.4933821

If it finds life, what is the primary directive? Does it analyze and hold it in a paper bag for future missions? Does it send back to Earth?

>> No.4933820 [DELETED] 
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>>4933817
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.4933825

>>4933821
It's pretty much a laboratory on wheels, so no need to send anything but information back here.

>> No.4933827

>>4933792
Fist off going using a nuclear power source doesn't guarantee longevity. Power is not the limiting factor on spirit or opportunity, when the wind cleans the panels they have to be shut down for an hour each day because they generate too much power.

And no, NASA already build missions that last far longer than MSL will. Cassini is approaching it's 15th year in operation and will reach the grand old age of 20 before it is sent for controlled destruction.
Some missions cannot last very long, the cancelled Europa orbiter would only last 6 months in orbit of Europa before it would have to leave orbit to be destroyed after significant radiation damage.
Other missions simply cease to be worth while, the cost of supporting a mission after launch is many millions of dollars, after it's decided it isn't worth continuing it will be switched off or in cases where contamination is an issue, destroyed.

You simply don't build more mission than you need, Juno will only spend one year around Jupiter after 5 years getting there because it's all it's science objectives require.

Spirit and Opportunity were examples of short missions, most planetary science missions already last this long.

>> No.4933834

ARE YOUR ROBETS READY?

>> No.4933838

MY BODY IS READY...FOR IMPACT!

>> No.4933839

>>4933825
That's not true. MSL may carry the most advanced experiments sent to Mars but it is a long way from state of the art labs on earth.
For a long time the goal for Mars missions was clear, a sample return mission. But since the loss of the Mars Observer in 1993 it was realised that there needed to be lots of intermediate steps as it was far too complicated. So the Mars program as we have today was established. It was originally thought that MSL would be the last big in-situ explorer before the sample return which would be followed by a similar rover sent to cache samples for later return (dubbed MAX-C). MAX-C was to be sent with the ESA exomars rover and the sample return was to be a joint ESA/NASA mission. unfortunately MAX-C was axed as was the NASA exomars participation leaving Mars sample return (MSR) as good as dead.

>> No.4933869

Any cool livestreams?

>> No.4933894

>>4933827
>try for more long lived SURFACE missions
Cassini isn't a surface mission.

>> No.4933899

was that Kube in the audience???

>> No.4933901

>>4933899
>Kube
Who the fuck is that?

>> No.4933902
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4933902

>>4933901
the dude from Parker Lewis

>> No.4933909
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4933909

>>4933902
>Parker Lewis
Right.

>> No.4933918

>>4933909
you may now stop bathing in your undage ignorance.

>> No.4933921
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4933921

>>4933918
I'll just pretend I know who that is. It usually solves everything.

>> No.4933929

None of the damn streams seem to be streaming anything that would suggest they will be streaming the landing!

Where are the fucking streams?!

>> No.4933944

>>4933894
I didn't say it was. There's never been a surface flagship surface mission so there's nothing else to compare it to.

>> No.4933980
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4933980

>>4930892
"Opportunity, this is mission control, do you read?"

Fuck, I'm gonna go watch that movie now. One of my all-time favorites.

>> No.4933981

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

IT JUST WENT LIVE

http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl

>> No.4933982

>>4933869
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/

>> No.4933984

So how far from now is the thing actually landing?

>> No.4933986

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2010-239

Apparently we'll get real video of the landing eventually, just not live.

>> No.4933993

I've been looking forward to this day ever since the thing launched.

I'm nervous as fuck and worried that they will make a huge fucking stupid mistake like they did with the Mars Climate Orbiter.

>> No.4933997

>>4933984
11 hours 40 minutes.

>> No.4933999

>>4933984
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/index.html has a countdown

>> No.4934008

so what is this rover hoping to find? ubiquitous water ice underground? fossils of extremophiles?

>> No.4934010

>>4934008
Oil and natural gas?

>> No.4934011

It can also be seen at http://www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv

>> No.4934022

>>4933999
Well shit, I thought it was happening in half an hour, not 12 and half hours.

>> No.4934028
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4934028

>>4934022

>> No.4934039

>>4934008
It could detect subsurface ice, but we already know that's there. It has no instrument capable of detecting living of fossilised micro-organisms.
One of the thing it aims to do is carefully measure methane on Mars. The methane seems to be regularly replace, isotope ratios would prove this, and it could point to geological activity or life.
The main focus is the geological and climate history of Mars.

>> No.4934083

>>4934008
It's got a laser on it to fry Martians and they won't dare attack it because it's loaded with several pounds of plutonium.

>> No.4934105
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4934105

SPACESEX

>> No.4934109

>>4934105
Story of my life.

>> No.4934152

this entry strategy blows my fucking mind

i hope it works

>> No.4934190

>>4932974
>implying there isn't tons of interesting shit in our solar system to explore

>> No.4934192

>>4933779
That's only the mainframe tho

>> No.4934193

>>4934105

>implying you have experienced sex on Earth

>> No.4934203

>>4934152
Just think about it, that crazy part with the descent stage hovering on rockets is the safest way to land a 2000 pounds rover according to NASA scientists.

I don't even want to imagine what crazy other stuff they might have imagined. Hell, the two previous rovers were BOUNCING off the surface of the planet during landing

>> No.4934211

>>4934008
They are basically looking for rocks that only form in conditions suitable for life as we know it. This crater is one of the lowest points on Mars and the thought is that running water should have formed a paleolake in the crater and it's the most likely place for evidence of rocks formed in conditions friendly to life. Should be cool as shit.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Gale_crater_layers.JPG
That pictures is a HiRISE topographic map of the deposits they want to sample(about a foot per pixel, I think).

>> No.4934240

>>4933642
>Americans clapping when their robots land on extraterrestrial grounds

casuals

>> No.4934251

>>4934240

Nigger

>> No.4934256

>it breaks
>nuclear shit all over mars
>tjernobyl is nothing compared to this
>mars is now forever unobtainable

>> No.4934255
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4934255

>>4933980
FUCK YEAH apollo 13 ,best movies ever

>> No.4934265

>>4934256
There isn't enough of an atmosphere to spread it.
There isn't very much material. And the pieces would stay intact.
Mas is already bathed in cosmic radiation.

>> No.4934262

>>4934256
could this happen ?

>> No.4934270

>>4934256
Because of ONE basketball-sized radioisotope thermoelectric generator? Mars is getting much worse shit every day from the sun itself

>> No.4934281

>it lands safely on Mars
>and its fully functional
>when suddenly an alien
>fucks up the rover
>all when they're live streaming

>> No.4934290

>>4934256
If it was really possible do you seriously think we would have launched it from our own atmosphere?

>> No.4934306

>>4934281
>little gray guy climbs it
>takes a shit on the lens

>> No.4934308
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4934308

Is there a stream with a chat we can hang out?

inb4 we chat here
inb4 make it yourself

>> No.4934336

Can someone tell me how when Spirit/Opportunity landed with the bouncy airbag system that they were able to land upright?

>> No.4934339

>>4934336
It was like a pyramid wasn't it? It'd either fall on its bottom or one of the side panels of the platform that could just push it upright upon opening.

>> No.4934340

>>4933540
woah shit
mars is looking pretty fucking big in the window there

does this use the Space Engine code as a backbone? the camera behavior is almost identical

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>> No.4934383

>>4934364

Relax, its just one graphic designer's bad idea.

>> No.4934390

> getting excited over wasting billions on sending boxes on a air-less, waterless rocks far away

idiotism is common

>> No.4934391

>>4933777
>when I say large missions are dead I mean the really big ones
>translation; no Europa probe for a while
:<

really wish congress would pull their heads out of their fucking asses, but, well, it's congress. they are perfectly positioned to make bad, uninformed decisions about things

>> No.4934448

>Don't watch the stream because you feel guilty if the mission doesn't succeed
Anybody know that feel?

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4934451

>>4934448

>> No.4934469

>>4934448
>dont watch the stream because you wont see anything other than a bunch of fagets in a room being nervous as fuck for the entire stream

>> No.4934463

>>4934448
Gotta see 'BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY' as it occurs realtime, yo.

>> No.4934464

>>4934256
i hate you so much

>> No.4934510

>>4934256

>mars is now forever unobtainable

Well, uranus is still available.

>> No.4934523

>>4934510
No it's not, its occupied by niggers already.

>> No.4934529

>>4934523

Its evil! To have an anus up your rectum! Its evil.

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>>4934469

>> No.4934549

>>4934540
Please be right. But I wouldn't be surprised if you turn out the retard.

>> No.4934592

>>4934463
Confirmation of failure will take days

>> No.4934655

>>4930643
Bettting 1000 euros it will crash.

>> No.4934725

>>4934256
>break out the radioisotopes in a smoke detector
>the whole universe is uninhabitable
>from now to timelike infinity
>some faggot in /sci/ actually thinks this is plausible

>> No.4934737

>>4934655

This mission is better studied than a number of other missions that actually landed, so my money is on safe landing.

>> No.4934749

live stream + chat

channel9000.net/nasa
channel9000.net/nasa
channel9000.net/nasa

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I am so excited guys.

>> No.4934858

Oh shit are you guys watching the stream? Apparently the probe is gonna miss Mars because of an electrical problem.

>> No.4934867

>>4934391
The cancellation of that program happened long before any cuts, as I said. The bigger problem is that we are short an x-ray telescope. We have a vast number of facilities coming on line over the next decade but an x-ray observatory is noticeably absent. XMM-Newton and Chandra are alrady 10 years old. They can't last to 2030 which is the next ESA large opportunity launch date. Even if they did they would be so very out of date and ill equipped to compliment other facilities.

>> No.4934943

When is this thing supposed to crash and burn? Today?

>> No.4934948

>>4934943
10:30 PM-ish, PST, today. Or, 5:30 AM-ish, UTC, tomorrow.

>> No.4934958

>>4934948
What about GMT?

>> No.4934962

>>4934958

http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=NASA+Curiosity+Mars+Rover+Landing&iso=20120
805T2230&p1=137

>> No.4934989
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4934989

>mfw they're still using inches

>> No.4935005

>>4934958
GMT is old-school. UTC is the current standard, since 1961.

>> No.4935004

peanuts time

>> No.4935042

>>4935005
GMT=UTC

>>4934958
05:31 GMT, 06:31 UK time since we're on BST if that's what you meant.

>> No.4935049

>>4935042
Slipped a second there.

>> No.4935059

>>4935042
fuck getting up that early

>> No.4935083

>>4935059
I was planning to, then remembered all we're going to hear from it is an "i'm here" signal. We won't get any kind of image back for hours.

>> No.4935104

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_iPvUWyzhE

>> No.4935115

>>4935083

Is it not really worth getting up for it if you're in the UK then?

>> No.4935120

>>4935083
I am planning to get up that early. Was going to get up at 5:00 thinking it was at 5:30 so will get up at 20 to 6. Have a brew, something to snack and watch it

>> No.4935123

>>4934867
as in; we're making lots of budgeting decisions due to nasa getting less than one quarter of one percent of the federal budget

>> No.4935161

I humbly request this song be played in this thread come 12 AM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKE3FSPJu-4

May God's love be with curiosity ;_;7

>> No.4935178

>>4935161
you mean 12am central, 1am eastern, 10pm pacific

>> No.4935183

>>4935115
Depends how interested you are and what you're expecting. I'll get up for it, sicne I usually get up pretty early anyway. If you're expecting to see some kind of video or imagery you'll be disappointed. All it's going to be is a few lines of text appearing on a screen then a load of scientists going mad for a bit.

6:30 isn't exactly early to get up to see a bit of space exploration history though, especially the most batshit crazy landing plan used so far.

>> No.4935186

>>4935178
I'm a texan, i should stat watching the stream at about 11pm then?

good to see you again nuka. I've been staying away from here for a while. heard about china's 2020 nuclear plan? naval anon still around?

>> No.4935187

>>4935178
12AM EST for maximum anticipation and hype.

>> No.4935197

>>4935186
>heard about china's 2020 nuclear plan?
sadly, yes
sucks because they're basically just cold copying our design, and will claim they built it

>> No.4935200

>>4935197

Why does this suck?

>> No.4935202

>>4935197
did we follow through with that plan though?
and by we, you mean america or EU?

>> No.4935217

EVERYONE in this thread needs to have this open on their systems (link in email field)
run that in the background, and have it open during EDL, since it's synced with the nasa master mission clock. it's as close to real time video as we'll get

>>4935200
US will get out-competed in another market. it sucks because, well, we built the damn thing

>>4935202
our current nuclear plan is "don't mention the N word, we'll lose votes. build more wind farms and pretend they can meet baseload electricity requirements"

>> No.4935272

>>4935217
That link is incredible, thank you so much. I can't believe my computer can run it.

>> No.4935291

Why did OP post a link to some spaceindustry site and not the NASA site?

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/participate/

>> No.4935302

>>4935123
It's actually about half a percent.

>> No.4935325
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>>4935217
hey Nuka Cola

all i got from that link was some 3D program. pic related

are you sure it's in real time?

>> No.4935338

>>4935325
yes, the mission clock is synced, but it's a simulation.

>> No.4935346

>>4935338
so i will actually see the landing in 3d?

>> No.4935349

so what happened with the old curiosity river
why give they not new names? but they give the same name all the time? why?

>> No.4935352

>>4935346
yup, with a free-look camera to boot
there's actually a button to skip the clock ahead to EDL time and watch the entire thing

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>>4935217
I checked the link and had a look in the future.
Everything's gonna be fine

>> No.4935387

>>4935349
rover*

>> No.4935394

>>4935387
Was there a old one? The ones I remember is Spirit and Opportunity

>> No.4935404

>>4935394
OH FUCK sorry
youre right

>> No.4935418

>>4935404
No need for sorry. We are all friends in /sci/

>> No.4935416

>>4935338
for anyone who doesn't see the link, rightclcik his name, "copy email address" and paste it into a new tab, it's a nasa simulator program.

>> No.4935425

>>4935418
i see.
/x/ i a hell hole compared to you
you would immediatly be called retard if you did a mistake like i did..

>> No.4935431

>>4935325
5 star tabs

>> No.4935433
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4935433

aww yeah baby, shake that big booty

>> No.4935438

are any channels going to stream/cover this?

>> No.4935455
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>>4935433
why does mine seem so far away.

i pressed the NOW button

>> No.4935454
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4935454

lel

>> No.4935464

>>4935455
mine has the little buttons in the top left, click around and see if you can get those to appear

>> No.4935474 [DELETED] 

What does this start in 4chan time?

>> No.4935475

>>4935464
ok, click the tours and features button on the top right, and click the little "feature" button next to the curiosity EDL listing

>> No.4935484

>>4935474
1:31am 4chan time
but i don't remember if 4chan uses EST or changes based on what ip you're viewing it with

>> No.4935507

EDL begins at;

1:31AM EST tonight (sunday night, monday morning)

12:31AM CST tonight (sunday night, monday morning)

11:31PM mountain time tonight (sunday night)

10:31PM PST tonight (sunday night)


for euroland;

6:31AM British time

7:31AM Berlin/Paris time

you should be able to figure it out for the rest

>> No.4935527

>>4935507

That clears things up.

Thanks.

>> No.4935551

>>4935454
islam :1

atheism : -1000

>> No.4935559
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4935559

>tfw no more space shuttle missions

>> No.4935569

>will wheaton

>> No.4935573

>>4935559
They were outdated to hell and back anyways.

>> No.4935574

guys is there a possibility that we will find evidence of alien civilizations in that crater?

>> No.4935577

>>4935574
>>4935574
Definitely not civilizations, but bacteria and small organisms, possibly

>> No.4935586

>>4935574
there's a miniscule possibility

>> No.4935588

So wait we can watch it happen live on the simulation, then after, watch NASA's stream of it afterwards as the signals from the rover reach Earth?

>> No.4935591

anyone else watching the based treehouse detectives?

>> No.4935592

Apparently there will be a live stream on xbox live.

I'll be watching it.

>> No.4935595

>>4935559
the shuttle was damn iconic, a true starship...

but
>>4935573
yeah..

>> No.4935597

>>4935574
The protheans are there dude, you heard it here first.

>> No.4935605

>>4935592
>having an xbox

>> No.4935638
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4935638

>>4935507
BUT IM IN JAPAN???

No probs Nuka, I got this.
Mfw, "Eyes on the solar system" doesnt uses metric system...

>> No.4935648
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4935648

My body is ready.

>> No.4935652

>>4935638
a note on the NASA:EotSS program
where it says that it's going at about 50,000mph even though it's landing on mars, that isn't the speed of the lander.

That's the speed of Mars.

>> No.4935659

>>4935507
"Sorry for coming in late, but I had to watch the Curiosity landing."

got it all figured out!

>> No.4935690
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4935690

>>4935638
You can switch to metric system

>> No.4935699

Soundtrack for the landing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWMPe3wF9jQ

>> No.4935705

>>4935702

visual controls

>> No.4935702

>>4935690
How?

>> No.4935704

>>4935699
>Do you even lift?
http://lightsdim.bandcamp.com/

>> No.4935707

what happens if it crashes
will NASA get shut down?
will they inmediatly send a back up?

>> No.4935711

>>4935707

we will contaminate the planet with a new element that i suppose hasnt ever occured there

>> No.4935718

>>4935711
aren't we already doing that with all the rovers we send that will never get back?

>> No.4935719

>>4935707
It will be one of the biggest embarrasments of science of all time. But lets hope it doesn't happen.

Also mod would you kindly create a sticky on /mu/ about this?

>> No.4935724
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4935724

Hello? Hello there. Curiosity you say? Are you here to pick me up? I've been waiting so very long. Did I do a good job? Please tell me, are they mad at me? Didn't I do well?

>> No.4935723

>>4935718

i think no other had plutonium with it. but not sure...

>> No.4935729

>>4935724
;_;

why did that make me sad

>> No.4935730

>>4935724
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS ALREADY
FUCK
YOU

>> No.4935731
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4935731

>>4935724
>tfw

>> No.4935734

>>4935724
We sent a bat to tell your new mission
Didn't the bat sent you the message?

>> No.4935735
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4935735

>>4935724

Post of the decade.

>> No.4935737

is waiting for the landing and also fapping to porn disrespect?

>> No.4935738

What the shit is that on the stream? Blabla we're so good at acting blabla.

>> No.4935743

>>4935742

>>4930636

>> No.4935742

What was the first vehicle sent to land on Mars?
I think this one is the most hyped one because of social media and internet stuff

>> No.4935748

>>4935742

its quite big this time...

>> No.4935745

>>4935737
>not fapping to landing

GAY

>> No.4935746

How long? I suck at timezones.

>> No.4935747

>>4935724
>Robots we send to Mars become sentient
>Filled with abandonment-fueled hatred, they build more of their own kind
>Invade earth with massive robot army

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>>4930636
>>4930636
>>4930636
>>4930636
>>4930636
>>4930636
The mixing of units...
My sides!

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4935754

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKGhwz7pNY

This song should be played in this thread during descent

>> No.4935755

>>4935746
Little under 4 hours to entry

>> No.4935756

Why the fuck am I seeing a dog running a news station talking to his fish reporter?
What the hell, NASA?

>> No.4935758

>>4935747
>they build more of their own kind
>implying this isn't the exact reason we built them in the style of a redneck science project

>> No.4935764

>>4935756
>>4935756
>>4935756
LOL just wait until the part about kwh.
Especially the "utility" man. The way he approaches the kids is creepy as fuck.
It's like I'm watching a Goosebumps episode.

>> No.4935765

Someone should make a playlist for all of these

http://youtu.be/Qyh9H6ikiFg

>> No.4935771
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4935771

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ryd_p20XEU

>> No.4935773
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4935773

Thank you NASA for teaching me electricity.
I'll now remeber to check my extension cords

>> No.4935777

WE WAVES NOW
HIGH SCHOOL PHYSICS ALLOVER AGAIN

>> No.4935779

>>4935773
link please, i love seeing technical difficulties occur.

>> No.4935786

>>4935779
Nasa TV livestream : http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html

>> No.4935790

so... what are you guys going to listen on the 7 minutes of terror?

this is my choice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4

>> No.4935792

>>4935779
>>4935779
>>4935779
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMy1ndgQJw

Check out 51:25 it's scary as fuck.

>> No.4935789

>>4935777
My parents paid money to send me to a highschool too shitty to teach conceptual physics. This is bringing back the wrong memories

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>>4935724
>2098
>Mars colony gets its shipment of long range rovers
>They take a 4 Earth day journey to the site of Spirit
>All pose in front of it for a picture before they start to disassemble it
>Suddenly it powers up
>Everyone loses their shit, its impossible
>Take it's storage drive to the rover to review its findings
>Strange bit of data, they view it in multiple programs, it makes no sense
>Someone suggests Ascii
>It spells something out

>I-M SORRY

>Spirit's camera slowly goes dark

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4935800

Done. I don´t give a shit if you want to screw up my youtube channel. Science is for everyone. Now make me proud Curiosity!
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL415339090FA5D1BC&feature=mh_lolz

>> No.4935808
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4935808

>mfw it crashes and explodes with the force of a small nuclear bomb

>> No.4935804
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4935804

what the fuck is it with fucking nasa tv. i want to know everything about this fucking rover. teach me something i don't already know.

Captcha: ousefeel severeal

link very fucking related http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/PIA15279_3rovers-stand_D2011_1215_D521.jpg

>> No.4935809

So I heard rumors that this rover will be able to record and transmit movies of the surface down to us, is this true?

>> No.4935810
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4935810

>>4935804

>> No.4935816

It's going to switch from shitty computer rendition to real cam when it lands, right?

>> No.4935812

I don't know why everyone has their panties in a twist about the sky crane. It doesn't look that unsafe.
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/interactives/edlcuriosity/index-2.html
>>4935809
IIRC it can record 720p video at 10fps.

>> No.4935813

HOLY SHIT TUPAC

>> No.4935821

>tfw learning about ozone with 2pac.

>> No.4935819
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MOTHER FUCKING TUPAC! HOLY SHIT

>> No.4935824
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>>4935795

>> No.4935826

>chlorofluorocarbons
Sucks that one of the coolest words has to be the name of one of the worst things mankind has ever created.

>> No.4935828

what the fuck is this cfc shit

>> No.4935830
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4935830

>Rover lands
>Living organism pops out of the sand and destroys it
>5 seconds of static
>OFF AIR

>> No.4935835

>were based on theories

>> No.4935836

BASED SHATNER

>> No.4935837

OH SHIT WILLIAM SHATNER

>> No.4935834

>>4935786
my god the shit they're playing is from the 80's, unless i'm seeing the wrong thing abotu ozone.

>>4935826
>chlorofluorocarbons
also some of the best, especially for human longevity and health.

>> No.4935838

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clG_1sqOsBs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw

>> No.4935846
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4935846

>2Pac
>now William Shatner

who's next? Terry Crews? Please let it be Terry crews.

>> No.4935854

>>4935846
a robot, apparently.

>> No.4935857
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4935857

when they say "500 lines of COD3" It's safe to assume they're not talking about Call of Duty right?

>> No.4935861

>that feel when everyone in the ustream chat are fucking retards

>> No.4935865

>>4935857
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrr a durrr durrr hurr i'm 12 a durr durr durr.

>> No.4935869

>>4935861
>not just watching it on the NASA site and chatting here

>> No.4935872

Is there any audio right now or have I fucked up something?

>> No.4935879

>>4935872
Nope there wasn't. They were just burning sometime with the simulations.

>> No.4935882

I can't wait for the Mars dune buggy, these rovers are damn slow.

>> No.4935886

Rovers gonna rove

>> No.4935889

why did he say i'm witnessing history? this has been done before, why should i be excited for this?

>> No.4935894

where ya'll niggas watchin' this at?

>> No.4935895

>>4935889
because of how huge it is.
and because it's the last American mars rover.

>> No.4935897

>>4935894
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/nasatv/
It doesn't start for another 50 minutes.

>> No.4935900

>>4935897
Thank you.

>> No.4935911

test

>> No.4935916

If this thing is designed to deal with Martian sand and dust, and basically bungee/parachute/jetpack miles down onto Mars' surface like a robot James Bond, how come all the guys testing it are dressed like surgeons or science ninjas, as if breathing on this thing will convert it's inches into centimetres and send it hurtling into the sun?

I bet the Russians test their shit by bouncing a spanner off it, and clean it with spit and an oily rag.

>> No.4935918

When they showed the scientists testing the second stage release system it looked like the most unstable piece of chinese crap i've ever seen.

I give the landing 30% chance of success.

>> No.4935925

>>4935916
as if breathing on this thing will convert it's inches into centimetres and send it hurtling into the sun?
>science ninjas
Made me chuckle

>> No.4935929

Is that Frank Welker talking on the Mars Live channel?

>> No.4935932
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4935932

>>4935916
I didn't see anyone dressed like a science ninja.

>> No.4935931
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4935931

>mfw that's Optimus Prime

>> No.4935935

>>4935929
Shit, I mean Peter Cullen.

>> No.4935939

>Clare Grant

>> No.4935938
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4935938

>> No.4935948

I could probably code all of that in a few minutes, I use Python.

>> No.4935950

>>4935916
Safety reasons. When you're on a lab, you have to follow protocol so you know you're shit isn't the cause of the problems occurring. That said, they have handled it without the bunny suits before, outside the labs.

>I bet the Russians test their shit by bouncing a spanner off it, and clean it with spit and an oily rag.

And that's why they don't have a rover in mars.

>> No.4935955

Hey guys just entering this thread, wondering if there's been any updates on the rover?

has in gone down in a glorious ball of fire yet?

>> No.4935960
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4935960

2.5 HOURS

GET

FUCKING

HYPED

>> No.4935963

>>4935955
http://getcurious.com/

The countdown.

>> No.4935964

>>4935955
No

>> No.4935958

>>4935955
It's still 2 hours away from Mars

>> No.4935968
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4935968

>>4935960

>> No.4935969

>>4935958
>>4935963
>>4935964

why thank you anons

>> No.4935970

>>4935963
Great link for a young gay association

>> No.4935971
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4935971

>>4935963
>http://getcurious.com/

>> No.4935972
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4935972

23 minutes till live commentary

>> No.4935976
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4935976

repost time

>> No.4935977

>>4935975
I'm sure they're waiting to see if it actually works the first time.

>> No.4935975

So do you think they'll end up using the Sky crane method again for any future probes with a similar weight?

>> No.4935978

>>4935968
>>4935971
Source

>> No.4935979

>>4935975
If it's successful, then why not? It'll probably be improved too, you know how NASA is with their SCIENCE! and everything.

>> No.4935980
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4935980

>30000 people watching the live stream
>three hours from landing

>> No.4935981

>>4935978
Hyouka

>> No.4935984
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4935984

>>4935975
>implying NASA will have the budget to send future probes
>>4935976
pic related

>> No.4935985

>>4935932
The whole team were wearing white surgical masks while their remote control science droid was crawling up and down those blue mats, as if it's main weakness was human contact.

There's an R9K joke in there somewhere but I'm too drunk to find it.

>> No.4935987

Link?

>> No.4935989

>>4935987
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ustream.html

>> No.4935982

>>4935978

hyouka

>> No.4935994

>>4935897
>it starts in 50 minutes
why did you lie to me? that was mean and totally uncalled for :(

>> No.4935990

>>4935980
And it's just boring people sitting in a control room with no audio right now.

>> No.4935991
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4935991

We need to build hype. Let's fight about what man's first words on Mars should be. I vote for:

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."

or

"We remember those who prepared the way, seeing for them also."

>> No.4935992

2 hours 11 minutes until cruise stage separation. If everything performs nominally we will know very soon if it's alive or dead on the surface when it lands. That is unless a 10 year old spacecraft (Odyssey) decides not to point in the right direction to beam the signal back.

>> No.4935993

I'm gonna listen to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM_txL43iFM

>> No.4935996

>>4935991
"It's red"

>> No.4935997

>>4935989

Thanks, anon.

>> No.4935998

>>4935991
"This planet is super gay."

>> No.4936000

>>4935991

"WOOHOO I'M ON FUCKING MARS YEAH BABY"

>> No.4936002

>>4935991
"Watch out for snakes"

>> No.4936004

>>4935996
>>4935998
>>4936000
>>4936002
>/sci/ in charge of momentous occasions

>> No.4936005

>>4935991
Mars has [spoiler]no water.

>> No.4936006

For 7 minutes it will be like Schroedinger's Cat
We won't know if it made it or not

And there is a saying where I'm from:

CURIOSITY killed the CAT!

>> No.4936008

>>4935991

One small step for a man or woman, one giant leap for man- and womankind.

>> No.4936007

>>4935991

"This is it?"

>> No.4936010
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4936010

>>4935996

>> No.4936009

>>4935991
"Shit, where is the john?"

>> No.4936011

>>4936006

>>>/gizmodocomments/

>> No.4936015

>>4935991
"Whoops, I hope they didn't see that see that rock was just a prop."

>> No.4936016
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4936016

My countdown already hit zero and started counting up. What the fuck is going on?

>> No.4936017
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>>4936006

>mfw someone said something about the rover landing on a cat
>mfw I didn't understand
>20 minutes later
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4936019

>>4936016
The probe bounced off

It happens

>> No.4936018

>>4936008

Cis scum.

>> No.4936022
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4936022

>>4935991
MFW people will deny we've landed on Mars

>> No.4936021

>>4935963
Guys
scroll down the page
you'll laugh

>> No.4936023

>>4935991
"As we stand here, on the surface of an alien world, we remember the millions of lives that have made this possible.
Through their selfless sacrifice, and endless courage, humanity has finally left the womb of our earth, and become a child of the stars"

>> No.4936025

>>4935991
"Now we moonwal... oh wait."

>> No.4936027

>>4935991
"I give this planet a 8.7/10 best new planet"

>> No.4936026

>>4936011
>implying I'm not zubie7a and visit other sites than 4chan

>> No.4936030

There are just people walking around. Where is it?

>> No.4936031

>>4935991

Watch it be some stupid catch phrase from pop culture or someshit.

I can see it now, "Bazinga!"

>> No.4936032

>>4936027
>no liquid water
>little atmosphere
>any life it had is already dead
0/10 would not colonize

>> No.4936033

>>4935991
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

>> No.4936037

>>4935991
We mars now

>> No.4936046

>>4935991
"nailed it" then hop back in the shuttle and go home.

>> No.4936043

Okay, so, what exactly is going to be on the stream during the landing? live video of the rover or...what?

>> No.4936044
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4936044

>>4935991
"DICKS EVERYWHERE!"

>> No.4936045
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4936045

>>4936030
Space

>> No.4936042

>>4935991

Every great bound is born of one brave step.

>> No.4936041

>>4935991
"It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine
Salt 'n' Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl"

>> No.4936049

>>4936046
You forgot planting a flag. We gotta do that so we can brag about it for decades.

>> No.4936050

>>4936046

>go home

ho ho ho haha

>implying they will be able to lift off that rock

>> No.4936051
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4936051

So far the radiation experiment on Curiosity has been turned on the during the whole cruise. Aside from normal background cosmic radiation it's detected at least 5 spikes the coincide with solar storms. This does not bode well for a manned mission unless we figure out a way to shield spacecraft from radiation.

>> No.4936055

>>4936051

just load up on rad-x

>> No.4936053

>>4935991
what the fuck , control!? you spent how many billions on this shit and couldn't throw in one box of condoms?

>> No.4936057

>>4936045
Why didn't they send a cameraman with it?

>> No.4936056
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4936056

>>4935991

Dedicated to the god of war, the conquest of this is just the beginning of the terran empire.

>> No.4936054

>>4936043
>during the landing
Nothing at all, the plasma sheath created by reentry will cut off all communications. The best we have would be someone with a high powered telescope watching it.

GUYS
WE HAVE GOT TO GET HUBBLE ON THIS SHIT

>> No.4936059

>>4936054
>HUBBLE

Isn't that thing currently dead in space because of some malfunction?

>> No.4936060

>>4936051
we already know how to fix that, use a layer of water around the spacecraft

>> No.4936061

>>4936032
>being a closed minded twat
planet's 2experimental4u dwi nerd

>> No.4936063

>>4936054
Could Hubble actually see that?

>> No.4936065

>>4936056

this world*

>> No.4936067

>>4936055
Or vodka.

>> No.4936071

>>4936057
well we were at first, but someone let Dmitri sober up. He got wise and bailed.

>> No.4936074

>>4936063
Maybe if it exploded and left a mark.

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>>4936057

I wish they sent this motherfucker.

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4936073

>>4936063

>> No.4936077

>>4935991
"As the first president of the Interplanetary Nation of Mars, I hereby declare war on the planet Earth and all of her satellites."

>> No.4936078

>>4936027
8.7? Why do you hate Mars? You gave the Moon an 8.8/10, are you saying the Moon in better? I bet the developers of the Moon paid for this fucking review, fucking unsubscribed, you are the cancer killing planet reviews, fuck you Carl Gerstmann

>> No.4936081
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4936081

My hard earned tax payers money going to a bunch of atheist Jew scientist to send some cheap hunk of fucking metal RC car to a dead planet

Yeah I'm happy

>> No.4936079

>>4936021
It doesn't land it
what a bummer

>> No.4936076

>>4936059
Nope, it's still live, and we have other space telescopes too.
>>4936063
it's Hubble.
It showed us the edge of the universe
It can see mars

>> No.4936084
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4936084

>>4936051
fun fact; the planet with the massive mass accelerator grazing shot in the first Mass Effect was actually Mars; they literally just used a map of mars for the planet. The Valles Marineris actually is that massive of a feature

>> No.4936083

>>4936076

the known edge of the universe and the edge of the universe are NOT the same things.

>> No.4936085

>>4936076
Only because it's so large that Hubble can view it. It can't view any of the Kuiper Belt objects since they're too small.

>> No.4936086

>>4936081
now thats what I call edgy

>> No.4936088

>>4936063
>>4936073
>>4936074
best you can hope for is something like this shot:
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080530.html

( which is really amazing )

>>4936076
This is not true. Hubble can't even see landing spots on mars. Hubble is not some super telescope. It's a bit outdated. it's usefull for its main target - watching far away stuff. Closer, not so much.

>> No.4936090

>>4935991

>"We remember those who prepared the way, seeing for them also."

That's actually pretty damn good. I'd vote for it.

>> No.4936091

>>4936086
don't feed the trolls.

>> No.4936095

>mfw when it crashes
All dat monmon gone to waste. Could be helping starving niggers in Brazil, or something like that
Dumb ass niggas

>> No.4936096

>>4936085
>>4936088
well shit.
Probably a gov. spy satellite that would do the trick though.
Maybe Google could lend a hand?

>> No.4936097

Shits going live on Xbox, this is awesome!

>> No.4936102
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>>4936081
MFW people actually think this is a valid argument

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>>4936088
errr, sorry, might aswell attach image

Phoenix descent on mars, pictured from mars orbit by MRO's HiRise camera.

they'll try to get a similar shot for MSL, but it's very very tricky.

>> No.4936105

It's started

>> No.4936106

HA HA WE SOUND NOW

>> No.4936109
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4936109

>Gay Yee Hill
There's a pun in there somewhere

>> No.4936110

Hi /sci/ I'm from /sp/ and I'm dumb. Will they be showing a live feed from the rover actually landing?

>> No.4936113
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4936113

She wants the black cock

>> No.4936111
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4936111

>>4936085
>>4936076
Hubble's optics also aren't right for viewing planets. In fact, getting good images of planets is surprisingly harder than doing so with deep space objects like star clusters, nebulae, and galaxies.
You can take a week or month long exposure of galaxy and get a great picture that brings out the detail. You can't do that with a planet; you'd just get a smudge as it rotates. That's why to get a quality image of a planet you have to send a probe to it.
Pic related, it's the best Hubble could do with Pluto.

>> No.4936112

My body is ready. Can't wait.

>> No.4936115

>>4930995
Read.
>>4936110

>> No.4936117

>>4936096
no, that is not how optics and satellites work. There are no spy satellites in martian orbits. Looking from earth orbit where the spy sats are towards mars would produce a picture worse then what we see through hubble - satellites are not all-purpose objects - they are specialised for their very narrow mission objective with focal lengths, pointing and following ability, light collection etc.

also, google does not own satellites.
>>4936110
no, there is not enough bandwith. It might even take a day or so to be sure they''ve made it, in some scenarios.

>> No.4936116

>>4936110
No. Read the damn thread.

>> No.4936114

>>4936078
Wow shut up nerd I bet you cried like a bitch when your mother told you you couldnt suck her breasts anymore and you were like 15 years old when this happened making it even more pathetic fuck you kid you dont know me

>> No.4936122

>>4930636
wtf is up with those rover names?? How did we go from Viking to Sojournor or Spirit and Opportunity? How gay are we?

They should all be named after explorers. We don't need to make space any gayer than it already is.

>> No.4936121

>>4936114
are you happy with that post? it wasn't a troll and it wasn't a joke it was just shit and you should regret posting it.

>> No.4936123

>>4936114
>doesn't give her mom an orgasm by just nibbling on her tit

Do you even 4chan?

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>>4936086

>> No.4936118

>One of our favorite people
It's a black guy she's interviewing... anyone else find this quote odd?

>> No.4936120

>>4936116
yeah read a 600 post sticky instead of asking a simple question

>> No.4936132

Awkward.

>> No.4936131

>>4936122

the names are sound very american to me.

>> No.4936133

Fucking Julie Chen is hosting everything these days.

>> No.4936134

>>4936118
>NASA
>awkward when talking to others
what did you expect?

>> No.4936127

>>4936115

thanks /sci/

>> No.4936126

I WANT SCIENCE NOT BULLSHIT NASA

>> No.4936139

>>4936121
it's copypasta :U

>> No.4936138

"It's like the lowest...surface on Mars."

>> No.4936140

>nignogs planning our space colonies
welp we're fucked

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4936136

Guten nacht /sci/

frequenter of /lit/ and /mu/ here.

glad to be experiencing this with ya'll

>> No.4936144

Their UStream is dying a hard, hard death.

>> No.4936145
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4936145

Fuck this bullshit it's not important
Furby is back, a more important feat in science.

>> No.4936146

>>4936086
>>4936091
i'm p sure he was joking

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4936147

DA PLANTS = Weed

>> No.4936148

Is the Hubble or other telescope able to monitor the landing, even if it is delayed? Since if it does crash, wouldn't it be valuable to know what caused it?

>> No.4936142

>>4936136
>frequenter of /lit/ and /mu/ here
hipster go home

>> No.4936141

>>4936138
NIGGERS DOIN SCIENCE

>> No.4936152
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4936152

have this real-time simulation :3
Includes orbits

>> No.4936154

>>4936148
Scroll up a bit

>> No.4936155

Why would they let these people play fucking civilization mars the video game, where are the experts?

>> No.4936158
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4936158

Fuck this, I'm watching a breaking bad stream then coming back. It's not actually going to land for 2 hours right?

>> No.4936149

>>4936142
these days it is seeming that enjoying anything makes you a hipster.

>> No.4936150
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4936150

the stream chat

>> No.4936164

>>4936162
You aren't very smart.

>> No.4936160

>>4936148
This has literally been answered 5 minutes ago. No, Hubble won't be able to monitor it.

>> No.4936165

>>4936149

now you're getting it!

>> No.4936166

What if google just turned all the google maps sattelites around for a few hours so they look out into space? We wouldn't have google maps for a few hours but we could see the mars landing.

>> No.4936162 [DELETED] 
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4936162

Why is it going the wrong way?

>> No.4936175

Oh boy some pop culture guy

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4936176

>will.i.am on the NASA stream

>> No.4936177

>>4936076
Hubble's optics aren't right for viewing solar system objects. To use an analogy, it'd be like using a long-range telephoto lens to take a picture of something two feet away.

>> No.4936178

>>4936142

Will.I.Am

is this /mu/ yet?

>> No.4936167

Well shit it's william

>> No.4936179
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4936179

>Will.I.Am

>> No.4936173

ahaha oh god he looks so awkward

>> No.4936168

>>4936152
OH SHIT THEY'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY

>> No.4936169

>WILL-I-AM

>> No.4936170

>will.i.am

>> No.4936171

FUCK OFF NASA

FUCK OFF

>> No.4936172

>>4936162
its solar panels are pointing to the sun. Front and back dont matter in space - it's not like it's accelearting with thrusters at one end or something. it will reorient itself when it gets close and no longer needs power.

>> No.4936185

Is there a stream for people who aren't retarded?

>> No.4936186

>dat pawnshop tuxedo

>> No.4936188

>>4936154
Ah, thank you.

>> No.4936187

>Supporting obama

>> No.4936190
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4936190

>> No.4936189

>Supporting Obama

>> No.4936184

>Will-i-Am

Wut.

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4936180

>>4936145
Why would they do this?

>> No.4936181

>>4936166
google does not own satellites
that is not how light and optics work
that is not how satellites work
that is not how google maps works
you are retarded

>> No.4936182

>>4936081
dummy
your hard-earned cash came from the jews in the first place.

>> No.4936183

>>4936162
>2012
>Still using Vista

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>>4935724
>>4935795

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4936197

>>4936169
>>4936170
>>4936176
>>4936179

>> No.4936195

>>4936185
you follow fora, watch nasatv with sound off for when it'll get close to go time, and follow the forums where people involved in the programs post.

>> No.4936196
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4936196

I appreciate what will.i.am is doing but it's still incredibly silly to see him in a NASA video room.

>> No.4936198
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4936198

>Will.I.Am
>In my efforts supporting Obama

>> No.4936192

>obama

>> No.4936193
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4936193

WAIT

What does he mean by..."YOU PEOPLE"?

>> No.4936201
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4936201

>>4935808
>mfw people actually believe this
>mfw most of the world has absolutely no idea how nuclear chemistry or radiation works, but leaders make public policy on it every day

not today
NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.4936202

>Dat text message

>> No.4936199
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4936199

>This stream sponsored by: Reelect Barrack Obama

>> No.4936204

Meh, seems like a pretty cool guy that genuinely cares about this shit.

>> No.4936205

>>4936201
I know that feel
fuck I get mad at the consequences of anti-nuclear people protesting a fucking RTG to explore some planets
the nuclear = BAD meme is so stuck in with everyone...

>> No.4936211

>>4936204
yeah, he does a lot for STEM

>> No.4936213

>EVERYTHING IS TECHNOLOGY

It's like im really in 1985 again

>> No.4936215

Who is the gay black guy?

>> No.4936214

>Shoutout?

>> No.4936207

>white males build the spacecraft and rover, and make sure everything works perfectly
> nasa shows some black rapper and an asian woman
fucking diversity bullshit

>> No.4936208

I think i just realized will.i.am is a homo? Amirite?

>> No.4936209

>The city of technology

>> No.4936219

like omg art science art technology marriage art

>> No.4936220
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4936220

Did he say Steam?
Valve ad placement.

>> No.4936222

>MFW WILL.I.AM JUST ANNOUNCED HE WAS COMING OUT ON 'CURIOSITY'

>> No.4936223

>>4936214

John Wraith

>> No.4936224

10:32pm SPECIFIC

>> No.4936225

>WHY IS MARS RED

It's like I'm really a pleb or something

>> No.4936226

>10:32pm specific

>> No.4936216

>Will.I.Am
>In charge of knowing anything.

>> No.4936217
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4936217

>STEAM

I think he has good intentions.

>> No.4936218
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4936218

So is this guy a singer or what?

>> No.4936231
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4936231

>I wrote a song for Curiosity
I'm curious to hear it

>> No.4936232

>butterscotch
Mars confirmed for Delicious

>> No.4936233

>>4936207
Someone clearly hasn't been watching the interviews.
This shit is seriously multi-cultural.
Stop being a whiny bitch.

>> No.4936234

>>4936205
history shows its sketchy. Chernobyle , three mile , fukushima, BORAX - 1 , etc.

>> No.4936229

time for some quality info and updates

ESA Operations @esaoperations
Final pre-#EDL commanding of #MarsExpress is complete. #MEX will now follow the pre-programmed commands until after EDL #MSL

EDL means Entry Descent Landing
MSL is the mars science lab, also known as the rover Curiosity.

>> No.4936239

>Glorifying some Asian women because she thought of the word "curiosity"

Jesus Christ the liberalism hurts.

>> No.4936238

Two asian waifus

>> No.4936240

THIS GIRL DOESNT LOOK LIKE MY CHINISE CARTOONS

>> No.4936242

>>4936233

>>>/reddit/

>> No.4936244

>>4936225

Why is it red? Iron oxide or something if i can remember correctly from those cool science books i used to read as a kid.

Fuck, i'm old enough to be nostalgic about my own life, how the fuck did that happen.

>> No.4936243

OMFG ALL THESE ASIANS!

>> No.4936235

>>4936220
Yes, VALVE decided to port their platform to Mars instead of Linux.

>> No.4936236

dat loli

>> No.4936245

>>4936208
he's yet to admit it, but yeah, probably. IIRC he got in a feud with some rapper who called him gay and made a much bigger deal out of it than warranted, it didn't help his case.

>> No.4936247

>>4936234
yeah, because RTGs sure are connected to those things.
And coal plants don't kill as much people as all those accidents together every few years.

sigh.
but let's watch this rover, and hope NASA can get some more RTGs so they can continue sending stuff to the outer solar system.

>> No.4936248

>>4936236
Too old, nigga. Step your game up.

>> No.4936250

>azns everywhere

>> No.4936249

>>4936244
I've been feeling nostalgia for all my life.
I feel nostalgic about yesterday.
I'm only 21.

>> No.4936251

I would be a lovely husband to her

>> No.4936253

>>4936242
Someone has trouble processing rational thought..

>> No.4936254

Ich will nur mal mit einem süßen Knaben schmusen dürfen. Wenn Curiosity erfolgreich landet, dann behalte ich die Hoffnung, dass mein Traum in erfüllung geht. Wenn nicht, dann begehe ich Selstbmord ;_;

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>>4936232
>Cheese from the moon
>Butterscotch in mars
Man, we are guna have a planetary feast

>> No.4936257

>Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Bullshit you were just following the Spirit and Opportunity naming convention you wordy bitch.

>> No.4936258

>>4936239
>interviewing the person who named the rover
christ the journalism hurts

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AH SHIT, SHE ACTUALLY GOT CLOSE TO THE DAMN THING.

>> No.4936260
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4936260

>copypasta

EDL begins at;

1:31AM EST tonight (sunday night, monday morning)

12:31AM CST tonight (sunday night, monday morning)

11:31PM mountain time tonight (sunday night)

10:31PM PST tonight (sunday night)


for euroland;

6:31AM British time

7:31AM Berlin/Paris time

you should be able to figure it out for the rest


RIGHT CLICK MY NAME AND USE "COPY EMAIL ADDRESS", paste it into a new tab
it'll lead you to the JPL's eyes on the universe thing, it's a simulation of the landing process, but set in realtime and synced with nasa's mission clock. you can pan the camera around and everything. it's the closest thing we're going to get to realtime video of the entry descent and landing stage.

>pic related

>> No.4936256

I wish this live stream was more like a science conference and less like a publicity stunt. Now the higgs stream, that was fun to watch.

>> No.4936264

>NASA using OSX

fuck, fuck

FUCK

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>>4936234
i want to strangle you so hard

>> No.4936266

Average age of audience of livestream:

18 years old

Targeted age of audience of livestream:

8 years old.

>> No.4936268

>>4936256
>I wish this live stream was more like a science conference and less like a publicity stunt.

you're tellin me

>> No.4936267

>>4936253
>>4936258
mods need to start banning people who are so overtly redditfags.

>> No.4936262

>>4936234
>history shows its sketchy
>Chernobyle
Shitty Soviet engineering
>three mile
Quickly contained and no casualties
>fukushima
Took the combined aftermath of an earthquake, a tsunami, and a prefecture-wide power outage

Modern nuclear power is safe and efficient - fucking deal with it.

>> No.4936263

>>4936247
i'm not saying i agree with the fear, but you shouldn't be suprised to hear people remember and think about those things when the conversation comes up.

>> No.4936272

>3D
It's over guys, NASA's jumped on the bandwagon.

>> No.4936273

>>4936266
ikr

>> No.4936274

>>4936264
YO I CAN LAND ON MARS ON MY XBOX! IT'S GONNA BE TIGHT!

>> No.4936270

>>4936262
Except for all those friggen uranium rods leftover...

>> No.4936269

Why is this being so publicly announced, anyway?
It makes it a little harder to watch...
I miss NASA conferences that presented science at a higher level.
By the way, ho much time until the hover is actually deployed?

>> No.4936278

Mars, It's all about publicity

>> No.4936280

>>4936254
gb2krautchan
>>4936263
I am not surprised - just frustrated. I want me some evidence-based policy.

>>4936264
herp derp
>>4936268
you should have read up earlier bitch, I know everything and ill be following this live on multiple streams and fora.

>>4936270
fun thing, nuclear refreshing of the material would give more fuel and reduce the waste
it's just forbidden in the US. europe does it all the time.

>> No.4936281

>>4936265
>>4936262
what's with the hate? those things happened and it's what the average person thinks about when talking about nuclear power. as i said, i don't agree with the fear, but it's not suprising why people dislike it.

>> No.4936282

IT'S OVER 9000(mph)!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4936283

>>4936256
>I wish scientific endeavors were less accessible so they'd have less public support and receive less funding
That's you. That's how dumb you are.

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4936284

>>4936256

>> No.4936285

>>4936264
They probably use it just for social networking as it costs too much time and money to train the people who do that shit to use GNU/Linux.

>> No.4936276

>>4936266
Except the majority of people are at the mental maturity of an 8 year old

>> No.4936275

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN football

>> No.4936289

NECKBEARD ON TV!

>> No.4936288

>British man at my American NASA
Dat Multi Cult

>> No.4936290

>>4936287
aeiou

>> No.4936291

>VISUALIZATION WIZARD
I wish I had wizard in my job description

>> No.4936292

>>4936269
because it's a bit project - 2.2 bn dollars or so.

>By the way, ho much time until the hover is actually deployed?
1:38 till touchdown, perhaps a few more hours after that for movement on the rover.

>> No.4936287

>>4936275
ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbrbrb i smoke rocks

>> No.4936295

>>4936276
Stop it we're all mature ad-
>>4936275
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

>> No.4936298

>>4936292

1 hour and 38 minutes until it's worthy watching? (just checking)

>> No.4936299

>>4936275
SNAKE!? SNAKE!? SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4936300
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>> No.4936293

>>4936281
>and it's what the average person thinks about when talking about nuclear power
that's the damn problem
one of these days i'm going to get un-lazy and make those e-z nuclear chemistry videos
and every day i get more motivation

>> No.4936294

>>4936290
aeiou

>> No.4936307

>>4936285
that or apple said "hey nasa, heres a few million free computers, make sure people can see them in the background of every press event" and then nasa said "ok, osx isn't that bad we'll do it"

>> No.4936308

>>4936264
>>4936264
>>4936264

You know what hurts more?

The engineers use thinkpads with Windows 7. Nothing rustles me more than that

>> No.4936310

If you read this thread closely you can pinpoint the exact moment /v/ found out about it

>> No.4936311

>>4936293
Just fucking do it, already.

>> No.4936303
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4936303

>The best my country ever did was load rockets with lots of poor people and watch it explode

>> No.4936304

>im going to be in an exam during the landing
I fucking hate everything

>> No.4936312

>>4936306
>us
*US

>> No.4936313
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4936313

Good job on spamming the chatbox!

http://www.ustream.tv/nasa

Imagine the chat existed when the moonlanding happened...

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4936306

>>4936081
if it lasts only half as long as spirit, it costs us taxpayers half a cent per day.
you are the jews!

>> No.4936315

>>4936298
no, 1 hour till you'll get data. There is a big chance you might not see anything at all for 2 days or so. don't get your hopes up. The event is PR, the actual rover is not - getting pretty pictures in colour up to earth is not high on the list of things to do.

>> No.4936318

>>4936313
It would just be Russians shitposting

>> No.4936317

>>4936299
I'm laughing for real right now

>> No.4936314

A more interesting bet to be making is not if it'll fail, but in what stage of entry it'll fail. I'm betting on the hover-mode lowering down stage being where it fails.

>> No.4936326

>>4936310
I want them to go away

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4936322

Augmentation?

>> No.4936323

Any pictures of the rover compared to a person or a car?

>> No.4936324

>>4936308
>>4936308

Every engineer worth his shit uses THinkpads

>> No.4936325
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4936325

>iPad AR demo on NASA stream

>> No.4936327

>herp herp Ipad they sold out so plebeian

>> No.4936328

Trying to remember the name/author of that short story where a father and son are walking around on Mars in their space suits, and the father keeps telling the boy they're going to see some Martians.

The boy gets all excited, and they keep walking and talking until they get to a lake, and they look down at their reflections in the water, and the father points down to their reflections and says "There are your Martians..."

And then John was the Martians. Anyone know that story?

>> No.4936329

>>4936306
Spirit and Opportunity was only suppose to last six months. The fact they lasted this long is just because of the amazing engineering.

>> No.4936331

>>4936235
It'd probably run shit better HEYO

>> No.4936320

>>4936267
Mods need to start banning people who can't think coherently or rationally.
I'm no "redditfag", the UI burns my retinas.
Just stop trying to be so edgy.

>> No.4936337

>>4936283
>The populace is retarded so instead of better educating them lets just dumb down the important stuff in the hopes they'll be interested for 5 minutes.

>> No.4936339

>>4936311
but i gotta graduate...
>people think the Pu238 will undergo a fission critical reaction if the lander crashes and vaporize mars
FUCK
guess i'll start writing the scripts

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4936332

>>4936081
>>4936081

hey buddy, I thought your trolling was funny so I reposted in a place where there could be more lulz.

if you're interested, i'm currently the dumb redneck in that thread.

>> No.4936340

>>4936317
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>> No.4936336

IT'S NOT MAGIC, BITCH!

IT' SCIENCE

>> No.4936333

>>4936318
5 star post

>> No.4936334

>Dat Apple ad placement

>> No.4936335

>AND IT'S MAGIC

>> No.4936344

>>4936313
>assgraspington
>The small people on my dads balls just formed a space program & sent a rover into low scrotal orbit.

>my sides

>> No.4936343

/v/ plz leaf.

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4936346

>>4936323
fucking google how does it work?
"mars rover comparison" attached.
>>4936329
and unexpected cleaning events

>> No.4936342

>>4936332
>>4936332

SHIT

forgot links

>>4656380

>> No.4936349

>>4936343

I think it's /sp/

I welcome anyone taking an interest in science

>> No.4936350

my connection is slow.
what do?

>> No.4936351

Actual /sci/bros

come

>> No.4936352
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4936352

OH BOY OH BOY...
Listen to that small talk

>> No.4936348

>>4936340
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8uLT_EIJjs

big american TTS

>> No.4936354

>>4936313
"lol one small skip for man"
"FAKE FAKE FAKE"
"shiiiit nigga i'd be slappin' rims on that shit"
"ummmm, ok maybe i sound dumb but this totally just looks like a rock, why are we even doing this"
"jesus, you're all dumb, this is clearly fake"
"what now, you commie faggots?"
"nigger nigger nigger nigger"
"any hot boyz wanna fawk? www dot naughty hippy school girls dot com"

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>>4936328
Of course I know J'onn's story.

>> No.4936359

>>4936349
>I welcome anyone taking an interest in science
This

Stop being elitists and embrace the way 4chan discusses things.

>> No.4936360

holy crap that chat

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4936362

>>4936303

>> No.4936363

>>4936357
what do you want to know?

>> No.4936356

>>4936332
>Rustling

/v/ plz go.

>> No.4936357

>>4936283
Ok I agree with this. But for my own interests I'd still rather have a technical talk.

>> No.4936358

>>4936303
Which country is that?

>> No.4936370

>Gay Yee Hill

Poor woman.

>> No.4936369

we invaders now

>> No.4936371

GAY YEE HILL AHAHHAHAHA

>> No.4936372

>>4936367
no you fuck

>> No.4936373

>>4936337
i think this is designed to be a hook, not a full lesson

>> No.4936374

>all these imperial measurements
I know it's for PR reasons, but come on NASA. You guys are supposed to be scientists, try and act like it.

>> No.4936375

>>4936367
Yes

>> No.4936376

>>>/n/381730

>> No.4936367

Did I miss it? IS it on the planet?

>> No.4936365

>>4936329
>six months
That was probably low on purpose because it's easier to beg for less funding and then ask for extensions later than to ask for it all at the same time.

>> No.4936366

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZKITq_2ORw

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4936368

I think it'd be a very good idea to DDoS nasa when the time is nigh. Do it.

>> No.4936383

>>4936367
>1.5 hours until entry

>> No.4936384

>>4936360
I wonder how many of those retards realize their facebook is there username.

>> No.4936385

>>4936359
Elitism is a way we discuss things.

>> No.4936378

>>4936367
Not yet, but it will be soon enough. In pieces, most likely.

>> No.4936377

We are all /sci/ now.

>> No.4936386

>Museum Sleepover
Is that a thing?
Why didn't anyone tell me? No one ever tells me.
I would have baked muffins for everyone.

>> No.4936379

>>4936368
No.

>> No.4936380

>macs everywhere

>> No.4936381

>>4936367
Not yet.

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>>4936368

>> No.4936390

>"clean feed" of just mission control chatter
oh fuck YES
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/mars/curiosity_news3.html

>> No.4936391

>>4936384
very few

>> No.4936388

>>4936374
>You guys are supposed to be scientists, try and act like it.

translating jargon and foreign measurements so the common man can understand seems pretty scientist-like to me.

>> No.4936398

>>4936386
I would of ran down to the Science Museum in Manchester if they was doing something ;-;.

Woke up 20 minutes ago after sleeping for only an hour. 5am and feel awesome

>> No.4936397

Mods, save sticky please.

;_;

>> No.4936399

>>>4656380
>>>4656380
>>>4656380
>>>4656380

>> No.4936394

>>4936386
I went to one of those when I was a kid.

So much fun.

>> No.4936395
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>>4936386
I...

I never got to do a museum sleepover as a kid.

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>>4936386

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>>4936390

http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2

attached - current situation

>> No.4936406

>watching the stream with commentary
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/media_flash.html

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4936407

So after the rover touches down and the jetpack has done its job, it flies off and crashes somewhere and forgotten?

;_;7

>> No.4936408

>>4936390
>Ustream feed ahead of nasa.gov
wat

>> No.4936409

>>4936390
Stream is dead or what?

>> No.4936415

>theres been a lot of talk about the sky crane lander
>in order to explain it lets watch mars in a minute
>all landers but the current one

is this bitch serious?

>> No.4936401
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4936401

ASIANS EVERYWHERE

>> No.4936403

>Allan's sexy voice

>> No.4936404

>Friction causing heat

Motherfucker what..
It's compression, not friction.

>> No.4936419

>>4936404
Compression is caused by friction.

>> No.4936420

>>4936363

They're using lasers right? What wavelength? What information does it receive?
They have a microscope? What magnification? What do they expect to see?

I guess I just want a technical elaboration on everything listed here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Science_Laboratory#Instruments

>> No.4936421

Normal feed for those who don't want the terrible commentary:
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/media_flash.html

>> No.4936422

if the atmosphere ca slow down the vehicle, why not mae it glide a few more km so it can drop it safely?

>> No.4936416
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4936416

it's getting really close

>> No.4936417

>EVery guy using a MAcbook

>Lone Asian girl using a THinkpad

>> No.4936418

i''ll annotate
currently doing checklist for uplink antenna of the cruise stage shutdown
after this MSL is on its own

>> No.4936427
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4936427

CLEAN MISSION FEED
NO PR BULLSHIT
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2

NO CASUALS ALLOWED

>> No.4936428

Go is go.

>> No.4936430

>>4936390
thanks
also first stream works fine for my internet connection

>> No.4936434

>>4936406
go here and mute the police radio stream
http://youarelisteningtolosangeles.com/

>> No.4936435

anyone else notice the dude in the front row of control with the mohawk.

seriously

>> No.4936425

>>4936416

So if it crashes, will they animate it,too?

>> No.4936436

>>4936422
>a few more km
I don't think so Tim.png

>> No.4936437

Best quality stream with almost nothing else on the page: http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/nasatv/

>> No.4936438

>>4936420
lasers are for sintering particles of rocks. The reflected light shows in its wavelength the material which was pulverized.

microscope, not really. just a really good camera, 1600x1200 pixels, on the arm. rock details mostly.
>>4936422
because there isnt enough atmosphere to do that. it'll crash before it slows down enough. There is 1/100th earth atmosphere on mars.

>> No.4936439

>>4936435
He's Spacepunk

>> No.4936440

Why are we watching people sit at computers? Are we going to be able to see the actual landing itself?

>> No.4936442

OH SHIT IS GETTING REAL

>> No.4936441
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>>4936425
No, just this picture.

>> No.4936447

Did he just say iChat?

>> No.4936445

>>4936440
no
because of data. this is real life, not some sci-fi movie. There isnt the bandwith. They'll call milestones when they see them on their screens. that's all.

>> No.4936446

>>4936440
As soon as we get news cameras up there.

>> No.4936444

>NASA using iChat

>> No.4936452
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4936452

I am excite

>> No.4936455

>>4936447
Typical NASA, behind the times. iChat is old news. Macfags use Messages now.

>> No.4936453

>she's on her own

>> No.4936454

>>4936440
how exactly would that work?

>> No.4936457

Man, that soundoff was so cool.

I'm glad they really do that.

>> No.4936451

>>4936439
Good play, sir

>> No.4936450

>Not listening to ambient music with Nasa chatter

>> No.4936460

FUCK! WHERE SHOULD I WATCH THIS FUCKERY!?

>> No.4936461

>>4936454
Magic obviously.

Highschoolers don't understand exactly how difficult it is to transfer data over the vast distances of space.

>> No.4936458

>>4936444
>>4936447
NASA just werks™

>> No.4936463

>>4936440
What the fuck do you think? We don't have camera crews behind it or on the surface you fucking moron. Any onboard cameras won't be doing shit because it's falling from the sky. Use your head.

>> No.4936469
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>>4936453
Be safe bitch
good speed

>> No.4936470

I really wish the JPL stream would stop showing all these ugly people and give us a stream of the readouts from the main monitor showing tracking position and other flight data.

>> No.4936464

can we do something about these 'mars in a minute ' things?

>> No.4936465

Why did they have to show the explanation again. It just sounds so.... impossible

>> No.4936466

>On a scale of 1 to 10, landing on Mars is a 20.
Then it wasn't on a scale of 1 to 10 you retard.

>>4936450
Mediocre chiptune for me.

>> No.4936468

dat explanation

how the fuck could this work? it seems overly complicated, they put other rovers up there a lot easier didn't they?

>> No.4936473

>>4936468
The other rovers were much smaller than this one.

>> No.4936474

>>4936468

this rover is much larger and much heavier

>> No.4936476

>>4936470
you're so much smarter than us. i respect you.

>> No.4936477

>>4936468
The other rovers were much lighter.

>> No.4936478
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4936478

Shut up and show me the data!

>> No.4936479

>>4936470
I would be okay just for the flight sim

thank whoever is post screens, java chokes my pc everytime

>> No.4936480

>>4936468
Holy fuck. This thing weighs like 4 times more than previous rovers.

Also the system isn't "novel". How the fuck do you think a Harrier goes VTOL?

This is VTOL tech refined.

>> No.4936481

dem cheekbones

>> No.4936471

womin confirmed for better than men

>> No.4936472

MSL now within the orbit of Deimos

uplink channel shut down - no more comms with MSL from now on - robot power on its own.

>>4936460
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2 for people who know something

http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/ustream.html
for nabs
>>4936468
it isnt, its the only thing that works. This is real life- there is no easy solution.

>> No.4936483

>>4936460
here nigger
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/mars/curiosity_news3.html

>> No.4936482
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>>4936427
Best stream by far. No bullshit indeed.

Hope she get's down their safe and sound.

>> No.4936486

>>4936482
"Their" is not a place, but I hear ya.

>> No.4936487

>>4935991
Red rover Red rover

>> No.4936489
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>>4936466
>yfw you first hear chipset sunset

>> No.4936490

>>4936480
lol why you mad though?

>> No.4936491
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4936491

>2012
>BEING IN CHARGE OF THERMAL AND NOT PROPULSION

>2012
>BEING IN CHARGE OF THERMAL AND NOT PROPULSION

>2012
>BEING IN CHARGE OF THERMAL AND NOT PROPULSION

>2012
>BEING IN CHARGE OF THERMAL AND NOT PROPULSION

>2012
>BEING IN CHARGE OF THERMAL AND NOT PROPULSION

>> No.4936492

>Dooru looks like he needs a shirt
>Yeah he's currently in possession of one
>Roger that
What the fuck

>> No.4936485

>>4936481
dem droopy dog eyes.

>> No.4936496
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4936496

"dude looks like he needs a shirt"

>> No.4936497

>>4936495
Shit's fucking on now, chaps

>> No.4936498

I've been doing nothing but sit in this chair and wait for the last 3 fucking hours. This better work, goddammit.

>> No.4936499

So, mature milf or student loli /sci/?

Or rover drones?

>> No.4936495
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4936495

have some more screens

as I said before, now within the orbit of Deimos

>> No.4936504

>>4936501
Switch to this http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2

>> No.4936506

Damn, this is making me wish I majored in aerospace engineering.

>> No.4936500

>>4936492
Thought the exact same.

>> No.4936501

>>4936482
Wait when you say bullshit what do you mean? Because the livestream is pretty good but it's a bit blurrier. should I switch?

>> No.4936511

>>4936497
have one looking back
earth in the upper right
also note timestamps on the lower left.

>> No.4936510

>>4936504
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/nasatv/ is working fine for me.

>> No.4936513

>>4936489
That looks more like my Slime Girls face.

That might have to do with that you generally run across it when looking for porn.

>> No.4936515

HE SAID IT IS GAY.

>>4936506
good luck getting a job

>> No.4936514

EAGLE STREAM IS WHERE?

>> No.4936508

>>4936499
Rover drones.
Why even bother to ask?

>> No.4936517

>>4936499
student loli

I have many a fetishes that she fulfills >.>

>> No.4936518

>>4936486
It's fucking late. I should be in bed for work tomorrow but I want to see a 2 billion dollar rover hopefully not crater. My apologies for shitty grammar.

>> No.4936519

>Just fyi using iChat on my Macbook Pro

>> No.4936516
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4936516

>>4936511
fuck forgot picture

>> No.4936522

>>4936515
Aero majors don't have trouble getting jobs

>> No.4936523

Oh shit they're climbing a mountain?

Alluvial fans have to be made by flowing water. I thought they only found sub surface water evidence on mars?

>> No.4936520

>"it is Gay"

>> No.4936525

How long to go? An hour?

>> No.4936521

we explorin' way cool stuff? i'm fucking sold.

>> No.4936527

>>4936525
51 minutes until cruise stage seperation

I assume it'll get interesting around that time

>> No.4936528

>>4936523
actually present water is only subsurface yes, but they're looking at how it was, a few million years ago.

>> No.4936529

>>4936522
Yeah, but you're more likely to wind up working for the fucking automotive industry than you are aeronautics or aerospace.

>> No.4936531

>>4936525
Yep. About 1.30 pm ET

>> No.4936530

guize guize, did you know mars is spinning just like da earfs? i'm lerning all kinds of interdasting faks here.

>> No.4936526

>just fyi my chair is squeaky can we get engineering over here

>> No.4936534
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4936534

>>4936499
>Wah, what are we going to do on the Martian surface?
>Kabloom!

>> No.4936537

Anybody notice the old hippie and the queer with the mohawk in there?

>> No.4936536

Goddammit there are too many of coverage here

>> No.4936532

>space olympics
>america #1
>no one else in the competition

lol rest of the world are you even trying?

>> No.4936541

I'm going to try to cum as close to touch-down as possible.

>> No.4936542

>>4936532
>USSR

you shit america. RUssian won this shit

>> No.4936543

2 questions:

1) Whats the battery life on this bad boy?

2) did the japanese presence on the design team make sure to give it a little face?

>> No.4936544

oh! i get it now! they call it rocket science because it's the science of rockets.

wtf, this is some discovery channel shit.

>> No.4936545
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4936545

One hour till entry

>> No.4936550

>>4936532

>Space Exploration
>Not collaborative

The plasma drives were made in Costa Rica

>> No.4936546

sorry i wasn't paying attention - are they using a directional antenna on the rover? Not enough power for an omnidirectional one?

>> No.4936547
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4936547

>>4936532
I WISH other countries would get their brand into space. We wouldn't have to wait years between major missions.

>> No.4936548

>>4936537

You'd think NASA would have a stricter dress code. That dude's haircut is crazy

>> No.4936539

An hour to entry guys.

>> No.4936554

>>4936543
>1) Whats the battery life on this bad boy?
>Boy
IT'S A GIRL AND SHES MAI WAIFU.

>> No.4936557
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4936557

>>4936303
>The best my country ever did was load rockets with lots of poor people and watch it explode
I wish MY nation did that.

>> No.4936555

>>4936543
>1) Whats the battery life on this bad boy?
Infinite. It has a nuclear reactor onboard.

>> No.4936556

>>4936543

1) Not sure.

2) Sadly, no. The moe rover is still a few years away.

>> No.4936558

>>4936499
Spirit and Opportunity = Twin Lolis
Curiosity = Huge Musclegirl

>> No.4936560

>>4936534
fuck I chortled

>>4936542
USSR failed as soon as N1 became a money hole

>> No.4936551
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4936551

>>4936518
> I should be in bed for work tomorrow
iktf

>> No.4936565

>be kind of a nerd
>watch this stream
>see what i'm going to look like one day
>god no pls

>> No.4936569

>>4936548
You can't put rules on genius. Only plebs follow the rules.

>> No.4936563

>>4936532
could you stop shitposting please
>>4936527
don't forget the lag.
also, its not exciting because its on tv
it's exciting because we're landing a rover on mars
>>4936537
not all engineers wear pocket pen protectors
>>4936543
no battery, radioactive thermal genarator. 10 years or so.
>>4936546
both
>>4936548
why would they. it doesn't help with space missions.
>>4936555
decay time is 10ish years.

>> No.4936561

>>4936547
How do I build a space center in my country? My country is shit though....

>> No.4936562

>>4936544
And you got to give it commands starting with "onnii-chan, not like I like you or anything"

>> No.4936577
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4936577

>>4936565
>be kind of a nerd

>> No.4936578

That's one bitch ass wheel

>> No.4936579

>>4936560
>first object in space
>first man in space
>first spacewalk
>first spacestation
>first object to leave Earth orbit

>failed

>> No.4936580

>>4936548
As long as he's good at his job I don't see why it would matter in a job like this.

>> No.4936581

>>4936565
XD. Le I le know that le nerdy feel.

>> No.4936584
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velocity 9,497

>> No.4936582
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>>4936534
Curiosity 5 is alive
>>4936528
I see.

Inb4 curiosity lands in a puddle and fails.

>> No.4936576

>>4936516
How did you get your units to change to metric?

I'm stuck on miles and don't even understand.

>> No.4936570

>>4936543
>>4936555
Supposedly at least 2 Earth years.

>> No.4936571

>>4936544

"discovery channel shit"

jesus christ i almost pissed myself with laughter.

>> No.4936572

>>4936543
>1) Whats the battery life on this bad boy?
it's powered by the decay of plutonium, which has an 88 YEAR halflife.
it'll be at optimum power output for roughly 14 years
no need to worry about solar panels dusting over, this motherfucker will probably still be rolling and digging TWO DECADES from now

i seriously want them to spend a month or two down the line going to rescue opportunity

>> No.4936573
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4936573

How long until we develop warp technology?

>> No.4936574

>>4936563
wat r u da internet polise

>> No.4936588

WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THE CONTROL ROOM FAGGOTS STARING AT?

>> No.4936590

>>4936582
>liquid water
>on Mars' surface

>> No.4936592

>I was just about to call you. How you guys doing?
This guy sounds so awkward

>> No.4936593

>>4936573
At this pace, never

>> No.4936595

>>4936573
warp drive was invented the year 2064

>> No.4936598

>>4936579
they were doing fine and winning until the N1

don't even fucking pretend they didn't become a joke after the 4th failed launch

>> No.4936597

>>4936565
Oh yes, we're all nerds here.

Lets NERD IT UP

>> No.4936585

>>4936572
>no need to worry about solar panels dusting over, this motherfucker will probably still be rolling and digging TWO DECADES from now

>that feel when wheels jam after a year.

>> No.4936586

>>4936565
>watching space mars nasa stuff on the internets im such a nerd lol xD

>> No.4936602
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4936602

>>4936576
options somewhere on the dashboard, click on the arrows.
>>4936588
real data

mars getting bigger

>> No.4936603

question, are we going to see the actual landing point of view video? or just mission control cheering on?

>> No.4936604

>>4936588
Data. They are sending something to another fucking planet and are monitoring the progress. Don't be such an ignorant faggot.

>> No.4936605
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4936605

dat tight ellipse

>> No.4936606

>>4936588
your soul.

>> No.4936607

>>4936581
>>4936586

But this is actually a really nerdy thing to do.

>> No.4936600

How will they bring the rover (or at least the samples it collects) back to Earth?

Also, how long can it operate? Isn't energy consumption quite a big of an issue?

>> No.4936612

dat beard

>> No.4936613

>>4936603

Cheering

We'll be lucky if we even get pics

>> No.4936615

59 MORE MINUTES.

>> No.4936614

>>4936603
There is no landing point of view video. Why would the cameras be operational while it's hurdling through the sky?

>> No.4936618

>>4936615
WOOHOO

>> No.4936610

>>4936600
never
its gonna stay there and die. all it will send back is data.
>>4936600
10-14 years, nuclear power. assuming nothing breaks.

@esaoperations Both @ESA's #NewNorcia & @NASA's #DSS-5 stations are listening to #MarsExpress as it runs its final pre-#EDL preparation #MSL

>> No.4936608

so how many of the people in control are just filling up a chair and fooling around on their 'puters

>> No.4936609

>>4936600
1. They're not going to.
2. Scroll up.

>> No.4936624

>>4936621
exactly
that's part of the reason for the size.

>> No.4936625

>>4936621
yes.

>> No.4936626

>>4936621
Exactly.

>> No.4936627

>>4936615
58!!!!!!!

>> No.4936629

>>4936598
no, the N1 failed but the Soviets still made great strides in other areas, such as the aforementioned first space stations and the exploration of Venus.
Just because one of their programs failed horribly doesn't mean that the entire Soviet space program ground to a screeching halt

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4936628

>>4936534

>> No.4936619

It starts on 7:31AM not 5:31AM
fuck you Xbox! I should sleep instead of watching alien girls and some weird niggas.

>> No.4936620
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>>4936565

I can tell this is how you look like right now.

>> No.4936621

>>4936609

>They're not going to.

So, the samples are analysed inside the rover?

>> No.4936634

>>4936621
That's the point of the rover and why it's so large. It has instruments onboard to analyze samples by itself and send back the data.

>> No.4936631

>>4936607
No, it's history. No one watching the 1969 moon landing went "lol im such a nerd xD"

Stop acting like a retard.

>> No.4936632

>>4936621
No fucking shit. This is how we've done this for every single mission.

Did you notice the return vehicle with spirit and opportunity?

>> No.4936633
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4936633

>>4936499
Rover drone

But beyond that, busty, older, mature scientist woman that was too preoccupied with SCIENCE during her younger years and is still a virgin and completely love-inexperienced.
Best of both worlds.

>> No.4936636
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>>4936597
BRING IN THE NERDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrj9Wc2L84

>> No.4936637
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4936637

Mars is getting big in the window.

>> No.4936638

>>4936614
actually, a feed yesterday said that there will be a very small video of its landing rendered in a few days. assuming it doesn't crash, that is.

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4936639

>>4936537

>> No.4936630

>>4936621
yes.

>> No.4936641

>>4936593
>>4936595
>>4936573
but we still need a man god emperor

>> No.4936642

lol at guy in front. "dude, enough with the camera this is serious shit here." mohawk dude "YES! so much attention i hope they don't see my boner."

>> No.4936643

>>4936607
lol so le edgy and nerdy xD xD it's good to be a geek lol

>> No.4936644

>>4936621

Are you retarded?

>> No.4936646

>>4936577
>>4936581
>>4936586
>>4936597

Jesus. You guys make it so easy.

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4936648

>>4936628
Johnny Five gonna demand a fuckton of input from dis planet.

>> No.4936655

>>4936639
looks about the same.

>> No.4936656

>>4936646
LOL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED XDXD
LE EPIC TROLL.

>> No.4936658

Do you guys wanna wtach Wall-E instead?

>> No.4936651

>>4936614
I actually think they have a single camera running that runs at about 4 FPS to capture the landng

>> No.4936659

>>4936646
>i was only pretending lmfao trolled hard im not retarded i swear

>> No.4936653

Watching the old Disney Mars and Beyond thing in the meantime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEg7dF5rg8Y&feature=player_embedded

>> No.4936668
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4936668

Guys
Guys
We're landing a car on another fucking planet
Absorb that for a second

>> No.4936669

>director giving off instructions
>no one taking notes

does NASA can't afford paper or something?

>> No.4936670

is it gonna be a real live stream?like we'll see the landing in real time?or some simulation

>> No.4936672

>>4936646
master troll 10/10 post this on le reddit xD

>> No.4936673

nerds?
NERDS?
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEERDS

>> No.4936674

>>4936662
>i'm 12 heres a bullshit story am i cool now?

>> No.4936661

>>4936646
>just kidding, I was trolling all along! *le memeface*

>> No.4936662

>>4936639
WHAT THE SHIT
I SEE MY DAD IN THAT IMAGE
HE NEVER TOLD ME HE SAT IN THE FUCKING CONTROL ROOM
WHICH MISSION WAS THAT IMAGE TAKEN?!

>> No.4936664

>>4936658
i still haven't seen that...

>> No.4936666

>>4936565
u watchin big bang tery at da ame time on ur alienware computer bro?

>> No.4936678

Flight here.

Keep up with the launch coverage at MCC.ocs.nl Sorry for not stopping in earlier.

>> No.4936679

WAIT, IS THE MOHAWK ROOM JPL? THEN WHAT'S THE OTHER ROOM?

>> No.4936680
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4936680

Is it going to kill all the cats on Mars?

>> No.4936675

>>4936664
You should man. It's pretty good.

>> No.4936681

>>4936631

That was a different generation and a far more momentous event than this.

>> No.4936683
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4936683

>>4936673
NUEERRRRDDS

>> No.4936676

>>4936565
>see what i'm going to look like one day
>god no pls
Casual fuck
you picked hard mode, YOU GOT HARD MODE

>> No.4936691

>>4936674

8kbit

>> No.4936693

>>4936620
fukkn saved

>> No.4936694
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CuRIOSITY IS ALIIIVE

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4936695

>>4936565
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>> No.4936696

>>4936689
Tonsssss

>> No.4936697

too much shitposting here.
Have some inside info:

>Hey everyone.
>Rob here. I am in the CMSA at entry minus an hour. We have asked the DSN to turn off its transmitter and we are in listen-only mode right now.
>I will be seated with Gay Hill on NASA TV just after 9 PDT tonight until Entry (and perhaps again jsut after landing). I am feeling a tad anxious. I can hear my heart beating in my voca headset.
>There is a real party feel at JPL and around Pasadena right now. Our team in in a good but a bit surreal mood. This is my 5th time and it is always surreal.
>I keep saying that we no longer need luck. If it works, we have already made it work. If it fails, we have already made it fail. No one to blame but ourselves.
>Our nav estimate indicates that we will be only 250 m off from our projected target that we programmed in last week. Amazing.
>I hope you have fun.
>breeeath. smile.gif
>-Rob

now im off, I'll be following it myself instead of trying to answer retards here

>> No.4936685

If you didn't understand at least 90% of the words he said, literally get the fuck out. Even Engineers should know this.

>> No.4936686

>>4936669
you see those computers in front of them? they make those things unnecessary.

>> No.4936687

45 mins? fuck that man i have to sleep

it's not like man is stepping on mars or anything

>> No.4936688

>>4936668
>We're

you had no part in this. "We" aren't landing a car on a "another fucking planet", they are. Congratulate them.

>> No.4936689

WHAT THE FUCK ARE TONES?
HE SAYS WE CAN SEE TONES WHILE IT'S LANDING

>> No.4936690

>>4936680
a bloo bloo bloo bloo

>> No.4936703
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>>4936674
No, really, Here, I'll circle him out for you.
I'm only surprised because the implication I got was that he was stuck ina side room watching all this happen while he talked with whoever needed to confirm stuff about the payload balance.

He's private as hell about everything though, so I can't tell what mission that would ave been.

>> No.4936702

>>4936685
>guize i'm so fucking smart please love me!

>> No.4936707

lol nerdz

>> No.4936700
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4936700

i want /v/
to leave
>or at least be more quiet

>> No.4936701

>>4936688
My tax dollars made this possibru.

>> No.4936712

>>4936688

Not the person you are responding to, but due to the fact that everyone in that control room is likely human using "we're" is perfectly valid.

>> No.4936713

So... Best case scenario, when will we see a pic of it?

>> No.4936714

>>4936688
Exactly how I felt throughout the Olympics.
"We" didn't win anything, the Olympic medallists did.

>> No.4936716

dont mess around

>> No.4936717

DONT MESS AROUND

>> No.4936708

>>4936655
>wearing professional white shirts and ties vs wearing bowling team-like shirts
>clean cut vs unkept long hair, beards, and mohawks with red splotches dyed in
>looks the same

>> No.4936718

>>4936703
whats his name? i'll look him up.

>> No.4936719

>>4936668
fuck me what movie is this?

>> No.4936720
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>>4936700
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r I smoke rocks

>> No.4936711
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4936711

What's really near is that we might be able to find out if life on Mars is made of DNA, which may mean the basic building blocks for life have some fundamental parts, or could even be something completely exotic.

>> No.4936709

>>4936697
>Gay hill
lel.

>> No.4936710

>>4936639
Why are they all wearing scrubs now

>> No.4936725
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4936725

>>4936688

MUH TAXES,

>> No.4936728

I just KNOW this crazy bitch who has been sleeping on my couch is gonna be all "hi can you pick me up plzzzzzz in 37 minutes". I'm gonna be all not answering my texts.

Chinese announcer guy looks nervous.

>> No.4936723

One of those guys are slacking off and he's keeping an eye on this thread instead.

>> No.4936724

>>4936711
It's nothing but rocks and dust.

>> No.4936734

>>4936728
Shit, when did I step into blogspot.com?

>> No.4936735

Viewers here are nearing the 67,000 mark.
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl/theater

>> No.4936738

>>4936718
I he's unemployed now, trying on private entrepeneurship. Have his linkdin.
http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=113652321

>> No.4936742

>>4936725
will you stop posting already
fucking christ
>>4936723
no, there are forums where actual people who work on this post. That's where the info is at. This thread is retardedly dumb. Never been this bad, not even with the first SpaceX launch.

>> No.4936731

>>4936708
fashion changes. everything else looks about the same. beards, long hair, and mowhawks are pretty standard faire these days.

>> No.4936732
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4936732

SEVEN. MINUTES. OF. TERROR.

>> No.4936733

>>4936711
this is actually quite exciting for me, because it means one of two things
1) panspermia. live began on mars and migrated here
2) DNA is sort of a "lowest energy state" for encoding organic data. basically a organic inevitability

both are EXTREMELY interesting.

>> No.4936746
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4936746

>>ZERO margin for error

>> No.4936748

>>4936719
species 2

>> No.4936751

>>4936646
>>4936646
LE TROLL!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4936755

>>4936711
Too much chance for interplanetary contamination to support that hypothesis. Would be endless debates about Mars-Earth seeding.

Don't Mess Around.

>> No.4936756

>>4936738
no account. if he's unemployed how did you see him in the video?

>> No.4936745

>>4936719
A horrible movie.
Rocket Man

>> No.4936743

7 MINUTES

FUUUCCCKK

>> No.4936760

>>4936742
I thought you said you were leaving.

>> No.4936761
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4936761

>>4936719
Rocketman

The Harland Williams movie about 3 humans and one monkey landing on Mars

If I had the DVD on hand I'd Livestream it after this is over. It's a classic.

>> No.4936762

Shut. Down. Everything.

>> No.4936763

>>4936756
Because that's clearly an old picture.
Only way it's possible.

>> No.4936758

>>4936713

U GUYSE, SRLSY

Too many people blabbermouthing on /sci/

>> No.4936767
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4936767

taylor swift tweets about msl

https://twitter.com/taylorswift13

BASED TAYLOR SWIFT

>> No.4936770

We inception now.

>> No.4936765

Aerojet send me some stats (not a press release):

Aerojet propulsion is a part of every stage of the MSL mission:

Launch:

Four LARGE solid motors out of Sacramento

Eight small separation motors out of Gainesville

Twelve MR-106 5.0 lbf class Centaur thrusters on four Rocket Engine Modules out of Redmond
Cruise:

Eight MR-111C 1.0 lbf REAs out of Redmond
Landing:

Eight auxiliary control system (ACS)/lateral MR-107U 68 lbf thrusters out of Redmond

Eight 700-7 throttling descent engines (MR-80B) made in Redmond and tested in Sacramento
· MSL carries eight Aerojet MR-111C 1.0 lbf thrusters, eight Aerojet MR-107U 68 lbf thrusters and eight Aerojet MR-80B 800-lbf thrusters with a throttleable thrust range of >100:1. The 68 lbf and the 800 lbf thrusters support the actual landing.
· Aerojet has provided propulsion on every U.S. Mars mission - the first being Viking 1 launched in 1975. The propulsion being used for MSL landing evolved from the same engines that we used on Viking mission.
· Our propulsion helped secure success with the only other propulsive landing on the Red planet - NASA Mars Phoenix in 2008
· Company is 70 years old and we’ve been supporting U.S Mars missions for nearly 40 years.

>> No.4936771

>We have now disabled windows phone

>> No.4936778

>>4936765
ah flight - stop copying L2 info ;)
>>4936760
didnt see retarded questions for a few posts

>> No.4936779

>>4936763
>>4936763
that pic was from this launch.

>> No.4936780

nononono don do dat it no workin

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>>4936756>
>4936763
>no account
here, have a partial picture.
i wonder when he last updated this.

>> No.4936775

>>4936767
>OMG IM LIKE SUCH A NERD XD

>> No.4936776

who's the black dude sitting next to elachi

they look like buds

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>>4936742

>will you stop posting already
>fucking christ

/v/e are here. deal with it,

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4936782

>viral
>youtube
>2 million "Downloads"
...

>> No.4936783

everyone with sex hair

no homo

>> No.4936793

Can any of you /sci/borgs see Mars outside? its in the sky next to Saturn in the east.

>> No.4936794

>>4936776
Greasy Forehead

>> No.4936786

>>4936778
You know that's what I do to fill up time.

Besides, I introduced you to L2 =D

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4936784

>>4936777

>> No.4936785

>>4936714
>>4936688
>"We" didn't win anything, the Olympic medallists did.

They are representatives of s country yes?
Also, our species has accomplished something it's ok to be excited about that. cunts

>> No.4936787

dat chapstick

>> No.4936788

>two millions downloads in youtube

>> No.4936800

Oh shit NASA got Elvis

>> No.4936801

>>4936785
>mfw americunts clap at achievements of their species

>> No.4936802

Elvis came back

>> No.4936803

Jesus christ this guy's hair. Elvis is alive and he's working for NASA.

>> No.4936804

>>4936793
No, my area is too bright.

http://www.jshine.net/astronomy/dark_sky/

>> No.4936805

>>4936800
lel I was thinking the same thing

>> No.4936797

Must be tough to maintain zero margin for error with assholes sticking cameras in your face every goddamned second.

>> No.4936795

>>4936779
what the shit
that makes no sense.
I'll show it to him, see if he can make sense of this.
It's possible it just looks alot like him
even the bald spots.

>> No.4936796
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4936796

>You dress well and have a normal haircut and you'll still never work at NASA

>> No.4936814

>>4936796
NASA has gone full blown gay.

>> No.4936815

This guy talking at the camera instead of with the woman. It feels so awkward.

>> No.4936806

This guy knows his shit about haircuts

>> No.4936807
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4936807

>>4936588
They're playing LANDER

>> No.4936817

She touched him. SHe totally wants him.

>> No.4936810

This all just seems like a massive convoluted way to gain hype around NASA.
I mean the landing method of using a "sky crane" of a vehicle suspended by fucking rockets tethering down the rover? You're telling me they couldn't of thought of a.single.thing less risky/eccentric than that?
Come on , Nasa

>> No.4936808

>>4936797
they're not flying it, its all preprogrammed.

>> No.4936809
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4936809

>dude talking right now.

>> No.4936821

>>4936814
Since when is a mohawk homosexual?

>> No.4936822

>>4936810
It's the size of a fucking car you faggot. It has to be slowed down more than any other rover in the past.

>> No.4936824

>>4936817
he's licking his lips. they bangin' tonight, nigga.

>> No.4936825

>>4936808
Indeed, they're mostly monitoring the delayed telemetry and making certain that the final trajectory is good.


Also, we are now in EDL move. A lot of this will be pre-programmed but there are a number of network switches.

>> No.4936826

STRAMS

PR laden babby mode stream (informative, but kind of simple)
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl

Clean feed form the control room. lots of jargon and acronyms
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2

Check my email for a link to a little simulation app of the spacecraft, synchronized to the mission clock. closest thing to realtime video

>> No.4936829

>mfw americans clapping in the control room

>> No.4936830

>>4936820
Smart peeple only please.

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>>4936810
If there's one thing in this world that needs and deserves hype, it's NASA.

>> No.4936820

Can someone fucking translate all the shit that they're saying in the jpl stream? Or maybe give an explanation on few of the terms.

>> No.4936841

>Americans Clap

>> No.4936842

>>4936810
>This all just seems like a massive convoluted way to gain hype around NASA.
FUCKING
GOOD

>> No.4936843

>>4936810
there isnt you fucktard.
you try landing a 1 tonne rover on mars.
>>4936820
should have started reading up a few weeks or days ago man, no time to type it all out.
suffice to say they're walking through milestones now to configure MSL for final descent - everything is automatic, no input from earth anymore.

>> No.4936844

>>4936810
but nasa deserves all thee hype faggot

SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE!

>> No.4936846

>>4936818
Don't get me wrong, I think it's a fucking awesome idea. But if they try and tell me this is the only way they could have done it...I'm not buying that shit.

>> No.4936832

>>4936796
I usually look like that homeless guy that hangs out near Walgreens.
>I still have a chance of working for NASA
Sweet.

>> No.4936833

>>4936822
can't into terminal velocity

>> No.4936837

You! Get a haircut!

You! Cut off your damn mohawk.

I swear people.

>> No.4936838
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4936838

>>4936801

>mfw yuropoors don't

>> No.4936839

>>4936776
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_F._Bolden,_Jr.

head of nasa

>> No.4936855

>>4936833
Yes I can, it has to be slowed down TO A LOWER SPEED THAN ANY OTHER ROVER is what I was saying. Retard.

>> No.4936856

NASA gave me money once to go to a meeting. True story.

Now I'm here though.

>> No.4936857

How long has Carl from An Idiot Abroad been sitting next to Asian control room reporter guy?

>> No.4936858

>>4936837
>they have modern, decent looking hair
>you don't
>they work at NASA
>you don't

>> No.4936847

>>4936841
Soon.

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4936849

Did everyone from /b/ fucking migrate here or something? Fuck.

>> No.4936850

>>4936810

>couldn't of

/k/ Plz go.

>> No.4936852

>>4936810
Not without sacrificing precision.
And no, they wouldn't waste that much money on a publicity stunt just to risk failure and see funding cut.

>> No.4936853

>>4936833
>Mars
>terminal velocity

Hop into the NASA stream and learn some shit

>> No.4936860

>>4936856
:(

>> No.4936861
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4936861

Mohawkbro is so dreamy

>> No.4936862

>tfw you will never have your haircut judged by thousands of jelly nerds

>> No.4936863

LOL That guys hair. You'd think they'd be strict about that.

I wanna work at NASA now. kinda

>> No.4936865

>>4936779
>>4936795
dad's asleep, which makes sense considering the time.
21 years old and living at home, it's a bit of a surprise to see things like this.

>> No.4936866

Cruise stage separation in 20 minutes.

>> No.4936859

>>4936849
This is the most active /sci/ has been since moot created it

Don't forget what website you're on, at any rate

>> No.4936869

>>4936861
He's banging the black-haired dude next to him.

>> No.4936870

>We are in Windows disabled mode

Suck it!

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4936871

>mfw someone misplaced a decimal point and rover goes crashing into the surface

>> No.4936876

>>4936846
Actually, this IS the most reasonable course of action. When you consider the Mass of the Curiosity (The size of an SUV for petes sakes) the energy required to get the craft onto a fast Mars trajectory, the overall velocity, the atmospheric dynamics of Mars, and the Delta V that would have been needed to bring the Craft into a slower orbit, yes, this is the most reasonable way for something this big.

>> No.4936873

That sure is a fancy looking control room

>> No.4936874
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4936874

based anon

>> No.4936867

>>4936846
>Don't get me wrong, I think it's a fucking awesome idea. But if they try and tell me this is the only way they could have done it...I'm not buying that shit.

righto.

First, you need to get through reentry.
You need - heatshield.
Then you need to slow down. Supersonic parachute is the best.
Not slowed down enough - now what?
Rockets is all that works reliably.

But

you dont want to fire too close to the ground, because rocks, contamination and backblast injure science mission.

Too heavy of a rover to land on bouncy airbags.

solution: skycrane.

>> No.4936882

>>4936871
if some one misplaced a decimal point shit would have been fucked up a long time ago.

>> No.4936883

inb4 imperial/metric unit mixup

>> No.4936885

>>4936881
>What's "EDL Main"?

EDL is the room that can't afford lights.

>> No.4936887

>>4936881
Entry Decent Landing

>> No.4936888

>>4936881
entry descent landing main office / speaker / guy in the room

>> No.4936877

hngggh so much shitposting

>> No.4936878

>>4936863
That's Los Angeles for you.

>> No.4936879

>>4936849
No, this is still /sci/ but with real time excitement added in. You may appropriately condescend.

>> No.4936881

What's "EDL Main"?

Anyone?

>> No.4936896

>name on one guys computer

>fuk li

oh nasa

>> No.4936897

WATCH TONIGHT, ON /SCI/:

SHIT-POSTING EVERYWHERE.

>> No.4936898
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>> No.4936899

Very big in the window indeed.

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>>4936871
>mfw they use imperial units again

>> No.4936889

>>4936877
Shitposting gives you cuteness heartattacks?

>> No.4936890

>>4936874
what's BASED anon?

>> No.4936892

>>4936861
On the right of his head.
Did he shave in little star shapes on his head?

That's actually pretty cool.
7.5/10 would pet lovingly.

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4936909

>>4936899
38 degrees, have a picture

>> No.4936910

27 fucking minutes til entry. 33 minutes til touchdown. Holy fuck.

>> No.4936911

THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU

>> No.4936912

>elvis gives a pep talk

>> No.4936914
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4936914

>you will never be as cool as mohawk science dude

>> No.4936903

>>4936888
>>4936887

Thank you

>> No.4936904

>>4936876
>>4936867
I dunno bros. I understand what you're saying. But to bank all of your hard work, effort, and money (something NASA is clearly lacking at the moment) on a massively risky and "dramatic" device such as the skycrane....I just don't know.

>> No.4936905
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4936905

>MFW everything related to landing works, heat shield, parachute, rockets, then the rover has a malfunction and dies just sitting on the surface of Mars.

>> No.4936906

>>4936890
An epic meme.

>> No.4936907

>>4936890
based god. it's a stupid meme based off of some stupid rapper named Lil B the Based God. Look it up.

>> No.4936908

>>4936899
>Mac

>> No.4936923

90k

>> No.4936924

>sappy speech before it fails and it's all their fault

>> No.4936925
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4936925

WE'RE ON A HIGHLY DEVELOPED AND RIGOROUSLY PLANNED ELEVATOR TO HELL

>> No.4936926

>print screen
>zoom in
>enhance
>zoom in 10 x a3 quadrant
>enhance
Save the nasa control girl as wallpaper

>> No.4936927

CLAPPING

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4936931

>>4936450
>not listening to numbers stations

>> No.4936929

clap clap

>> No.4936934
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4936934

>bottle of penis

>> No.4936936

>>4936912
I knew he was just working on the inside

>> No.4936915

>>4936904
Please don't speak of things you can't comprehend.

>> No.4936916

>Americans clapping before anything is a success

>> No.4936917

Elvis breaks his headset

>> No.4936918

http://io9.com/5932038/best-haircut-of-the-jpl-mission-control-team

>> No.4936919

>>4936882

We'll see about that.

>> No.4936920

And not one TY for /sci/. Not one.

>> No.4936921

>clapping

>> No.4936946

>mfw americans clap receiving peanuts

>> No.4936947

>BREAKING OPEN THE PENUS

>> No.4936949

>>4936931
Too creepy for me

>> No.4936950

>dem space peanuts

>> No.4936952

>>4936914
GO TEAM! USA USA USA! PEANUTS FOR USA!

>> No.4936953

DEES NUTS

>> No.4936954

Dem views skyrocketing

>> No.4936961

>good luck peanuts getting passed around
oh man, i want to hear the story behind that

>> No.4936955

>honorary bottle of penis
>uh, honorary bottle of peanuts

>> No.4936956

here have some nuts; you're going to need them

>> No.4936957

THEY ARE BREAKING OVER THE PEANUTS. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

>> No.4936958

That would be the Go speech that all head leads give during launches, docking interphases, landings, and so on. I always like hearing the little speeches. They always contain a nice little gem of a well thought out speech.

Too bad the rest of my affects are packed up as I am getting ready to move back to the states. Otherwise I would be at 100% with the old equipment. Oh well.

>> No.4936959

HAHA TIME FOR PEANUTS

>> No.4936960

>nasa uses iphones

>> No.4936965

>good luck peanuts

>> No.4936937

>>4936925
Perfect. lol

>> No.4936964

before anyone asks - Peanuts are a good luck charm used on all martian missions.

Also, the Cruise team is now finished - they have looked over MSL from its launch till now, doing course correction, thermal management, etc.

>> No.4936938

>>4936904
It's just being lower down on ropes. The music and editing in the videos made it dramatic. It's not a fucking movie.

>> No.4936939

What happened to that Asian guy that used to wear the American flag shirt during other Mars missions?

>> No.4936940

>peanuts
Yeah now I'm pissed being I ahve a jar of unsalted peanuts I bought by accident
are they even edible

>> No.4936942

>americans clap before completing their landing

>> No.4936943

THANKS MISSION. LEMME SUCK THAT DICK AND BUST DEES NUTS

>> No.4936944

BREAK OPEN THE PEANUTS

>> No.4936945

dawww...

*clap clap clap

>> No.4936974

>tell you a little bit about the penis

>> No.4936975

>break open the peanuts
Cruise team can't afford champagne.

>> No.4936978

OH SHIT PEANUTS
WE'RE IN IT NOW!

>> No.4936979

>Tell us a little about the penis!

>> No.4936980

>Penus

>> No.4936986
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4936986

>>4936821
When you have a star dyed into the side of your head, and faggy color highlights.

>> No.4936983

Wow they got serious about their nuts.

>> No.4936984

>guy taking a picture of jar of peanuts

>> No.4936990

Someone fucking explain the peanuts

>> No.4936992

>peanuts
>PENIS

wat

>> No.4936967

peanuts

>> No.4936968

>americans clap after opening a jar of peanuts

>> No.4936969

>AMERICANS SAYING GAY SHIT ABOUT TEAM SPIRIT

Fuck it's like they want it to be a movie

>Now they're eating peanuts

HOW EXCITING

>> No.4936970

>Cute science redhead

God I love NASA

>> No.4937002

>tfw i was already eating peanuts

>> No.4937003

>NASA
>Giving in to retarded superstitions
>ISHYGDDT

>> No.4937004
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4937004

Peanuts = new idea of reference.

>> No.4937005

>>4936990
It's good luck

>> No.4937006

>>4936974
>there's a lot of munching
>let you partake here
>somebody must be eating penis

>> No.4936993

OH BOY GOOD LUCK PENIS

>> No.4937007

i JUST ATE SOME PEANUTS

>> No.4937008

>we dare mighty things by munching penis.
>we about the missions that go wrong.

WHERE ARE YOUR PEANUTS NOW

>> No.4937009

>>4936986
He's sexy, deal with it.

>> No.4937010
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4937010

>NASA's scientists having superstitious beliefs based around a jar of peanuts

>> No.4937011

>>4936990
they increase brain function

>> No.4937012
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4937012

THE SIMULATION JUST SEPERATED

IT BEGINS

>> No.4937013

>>4936959
Machinist! It's been a while you old bastard!
Man, we have Herpo me and you here. How have you been man?

(Further, spaceflight now has telemetry data up. Mcc has the SFN link under "other streams" if you want to see it)

>> No.4937014

so will we have actual footage?
is this the event which starts the BETA invasion?

>> No.4937015

Please help, need a live stream and all I have is an iPhone 3G at the moment. Audio only would be acceptable

>> No.4936995

>>4936940
>tfw you're allergic to peanuts

>> No.4936996

lel at ppl w. lag XD

>> No.4936998
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4936998

now stare at those screens and for chirssakes don't press any damn buttons

>> No.4936999
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4936999

Evening gentlemen, looks like another big crowd tonight.

If the discussion after the successful landing of Curiosity (fingers crossed) is half as civil and intellectually stimulating as the discussions we had the night of the CERN boson announcement a few weeks ago, it promises to be a fantastic night.

30 minutes and counting, best of luck to everyone on NASA's MSL team.

>> No.4937017

>>4936983
>>4936990
>>4937005
>>4937010

since Ranger 7.

>> No.4937018

Dad guy here, I don't see the guy who was in the image in the stream, are you SURE that was from this mission?

>> No.4937021

Huh... I was actually snacking on peanuts while I was watching this. I had no idea there was some peanut tradition. MAYBE I GAVE THEM MORE GOOD LUCK

>> No.4937024

DARE MIGHTY THINGS BRAND

Will look for these peanuts in a Walmart near me

>> No.4937026

>>4937015
HAHAHAHA

Faggot.

>> No.4937028
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4937028

>Mars rover lands on a tourist alien, kills it.
INTERSTELLAR WAR

>> No.4937029

>>4936964
see
>>4936990

>> No.4937032
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4937032

What anticipating background music are you listening to right now /sci/?

inb4 Space Oddity or Life on Mars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3XiM7oGj0

>> No.4937033

Asian woman says herro. Soldier boy. Good ruck. Penis

>> No.4937034

you guys are making this so much fun.

I love you guys.

>> No.4937016

Crazy bitch on my couch hasn't texted yet. She's going to leave it until EDL, I just know it.

>> No.4937044

>>4937028
How can it be interstellar when we're in the same galaxy?

>> No.4937043

Somebody choked on a peanut and coughed. That's a bad sign.

>> No.4937045

>>4937032
http://youarelisteningtolosangeles.com/ minus the police radio.

>> No.4937047
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4937047

>>4937034

>> No.4937048

>>4937032
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>> No.4937049
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4937049

MUNCHING PENIS

>ohboyherewego.jpg

>> No.4937035
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4937035

>mohawk nasa dude with little stars on his head
>pep talk

>> No.4937051

>>4937015
mcc.ocs.nl

Also, there IS a NASA app for your Iphone...

>> No.4937052
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4937052

>mfw I legit had a jar of Five Alarm peanuts and I'm now eating them

>> No.4937053

>>4937040
Manage your time
study afterwards
>Studying last minute

>> No.4937036

>>4936986
>red, white, and blue with stars
>gay

>> No.4937038

>>4937016

Turn your fucking phone off.

>> No.4937039

>>4936990
well you see anon, the peanuts have alot of salt. which super charges your ions in your body and let your nerves perform up to 85% faster. all scientists eat this before something important.

>> No.4937040

Goddammit I have a chemistry final tomorrow /sci/ and this shit has to happen the night before.

>> No.4937041

>>4937015
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html
There is a Mobile iOS link next to the stream here

>> No.4937042

Gobble that penis for luck.

>> No.4937068

>>4937038
True enough but I'm waiting on a couple of important texts too (actual IRL important re relatives).

>> No.4937062

its robin williams!

>> No.4937063

>>4937012
It has? Mine still has 11 minutes til separation.

Flight, please confirm.

>> No.4937064

everybody sign in to the stream with their troll gmails and spam "WE MARS NOW"

>> No.4937065

>>4937013
which stream in MCC exactly? SFN just shows a copy of NASAtv here?

>> No.4937066

>>4937036
>mfw the hairdresser clapped dying his hair

>mfw i have no face

>> No.4937069

>>4937044

WHAT?

>> No.4937055

This better be good NASA. I'm missing McKayla Maroney for this shit.

>> No.4937071

>>4937058
It's for luck. The ranger missions failed until some guy brought peanuts with him.

>> No.4937072
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4937072

>2012
>not doing science with a mohawk

>> No.4937073
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4937073

Is it safe to assume we are going to get some cell-phone video quality out of a equipment that cost millions and millions of dollars?

>> No.4937054

Is anyone else kind of surprised the video simulations and shit are actually kind of like what you see in movies, and not huge walls of code?

>> No.4937057

>>4936986
>Red and Blue
>The sides of the spectrum of the stars, against a black background
>stars
Most importantly though, his confidence. Every single old scientist and engineer wearing a suit and crunching numbers looks at that kid and respects him as an equal.

I'm pretty jelly.

>> No.4937058

I missed it. What is the reason for the peanuts?

>> No.4937060

Shit guys I'm getting nervous.

BUT I'M ROOTING FOR YOU, CURIOSITY!!!

>> No.4937085

>>4937032
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

Obligatory.

>> No.4937074

>>4937051
fuck dont share that fucking link
I hope its protected

>> No.4937086

>>4937072
Very well drawn

>> No.4937087

>>4937032
Try the Vangelis soundtrack done for the 2001 Mars Odyssey called Mythodea.
Planning to listen to Time by Pink Floyd for the SmoT.

>> No.4937088

is there a stream for the live-simulated "prediction"?

>> No.4937089

>>4937058
It's a tradition to eat penis right bef-
Honorary peanuts.

>> No.4937090

>>4937082
YEAH, SO SORRY

>> No.4937091

>>4937082
about twenty minutes to landing

>> No.4937081

>>4937069
NO.

>> No.4937075

>posting a 4chan link
fuck off Han Geerligs

>> No.4937077

>>4937058
scroll up
they explained it in the stream

>> No.4937079

>>4937034

._.

>> No.4937080

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhSYbRiYwTY

relevant

>> No.4937082

GUYS
GUYS I JUST WOKE UP
DID I MISS IT?

>> No.4937098
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4937098

>102,000 viewers
>climbing by like 500 a minute

SHIT YEAH, SPACE

>> No.4937099

>>4937082
Yeah. They found aliens.

>> No.4937100

>>4937032

Nice suggestion, I'm listening now

>> No.4937101

>>4937082
Yeah. It crashed into Mars and blew up the whole planet because of its nuclear reactor. Chunks of the surface are heading towards us right now. We have only a few weeks left to life.

>> No.4937102

am i the only one who wants to bone that asian interviewer

>> No.4937103

>>4937080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

>> No.4937104

>>4937099
The looked like Whoopi Goldberg.

>> No.4937105

Kneegrows not playing this song as the rover lands:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

>> No.4937106
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4937106

>mfw there is no element zero in this planet

>> No.4937093

>>4937044
Yah but Mars is on the same solar planet though.

>> No.4937094

>>4937034
OH YEAH!? WELL you're okay too

>> No.4937095
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4937095

>> No.4937113

>>4937102
Ew, what a gay homo.

>> No.4937115

Are we getting a camera view or anything of it?

>> No.4937116

>>4937101
>A few weeks left to life

>> No.4937117

"guys I'm allergic to peanuts"
"there's some yogurt in the fridge"
"well that's all the way in the break room"
"everyone has to eat something to celebrate, just go get the yogurt"
"I don't want to miss the landing though"
"dude just get the yogurt it'll take two seconds"
"well alright but come get me if I'm not gonna make it back in time"
"yeah sure whatever"
-30 minutes later, holding a plastic spoon and some yoplait, our hero gets back to the control room-
"guys did I miss it"
-no one responds just clapping and hugs around the room celebrating successful landing-
"dude you said you would come get me"
"just eat your fucking yogurt jesus I don't know why you wanted to get it so bad"
-at the other end of the room, our hero holds back tears at his desk eating strawberry banana yogurt while everyone else in the room is making plans for a party afterwards-

>> No.4937118

>Rover lands on Surface
>A Few weeks from now they find penut shells on the surface

>> No.4937119

>>4937102
We already know she loves to eat penis.

>> No.4937107

>>4937054
>implying this is the control room that is actually in charge of the mission
>implying this isn't simply the media friendly interpretation of mission control

>> No.4937120
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4937120

So what's everybody drinking tonight during the countdown?

Blue Moon, standing by

>> No.4937122

>>4937107
>WAKE_UP_SHEEPLE.txt

>> No.4937111

>>4937087
I'm listening to this atm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLL7SXbF3kA

>> No.4937110
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4937110

SPACE

>> No.4937128

>>4937120
Chocolate Milk

>> No.4937129

Mars circa 1979.
How did they send an analog photograph via radio waves?

>> No.4937133

how about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhVM930YXY

>> No.4937132
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4937132

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

>> No.4937134

>>4937125
Yuuko pls go

>> No.4937136

EMAIL
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.4937137

Wow. Ever since Apollo 13 NASA has gotten a whole lot azn.

>> No.4937138

SHIT NIGGA THEY PLAYING THE SIMS

>> No.4937124
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4937124

Hey this thread got crossposted over in /co/, decided to drop by and watch it with you all.

FUCK YEAH SPACE

>> No.4937125
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4937125

>> No.4937127

Mars is filling the screen fast now.

>> No.4937149
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4937149

>>4937085
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I


Nice, I totally forgot about Holst.

>> No.4937150
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4937150

>>4937129

>> No.4937151

EDL? Earth Defense League?

>> No.4937152

>>4937127

>Mars is filling the screen fast now.

Wheres the link to that simulation?

>> No.4937153
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4937153

>>4937110

>> No.4937156
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4937156

5 MINUTES TILL CRUISE STAGE SEPARATION

>> No.4937158

Beautiful faces

>> No.4937159

>>4937117
dude, being not allergic to peanuts is a requirement for working for NASA.

>> No.4937160

>>4937129
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow-scan_television
This might work

>> No.4937161

buch of fags over nasa

>> No.4937148

>>4937120
My nigga. Their winter seasonal ale is fucking good.

>> No.4937141

>>4937124
welcome /co/ bro, I hope you like peanuts.

>> No.4937142

>>4937063
17 minutes until entry.
Now less actually but you get the point. My streams are going kinda nutty.

Heat regulation system seperation coming up..

>> No.4937143

Guys guys
listen to me
what
what if
what if they sold
NASA PEANUTS
they would be rid of every budget problem, like forever!

>> No.4937144
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4937144

Dad guy again, I think I solved the mystery.
Amazing, the guy is almost identical to my dad, just needs a rounder face and scrawnier hair.

>> No.4937145

>>4937032
The Tron Legacy Soundtrack and the Metroid Prime Soundtrack

>> No.4937146

>>4937120
underdog lager

>> No.4937147

>>4937115
Nope.

They said we "might" get a few pictures when it lands. Worst case scenario it could take up to 3 days before we get anything. But they hope that immediately we will at least see pictures.

>> No.4937175

>>4937168
3.5 mins to go

>> No.4937173

>>4937151
Entry Descent Landing

>> No.4937174

>>4937124
>inb4 INFANTILE CARTOONS

>> No.4937176

>>4937032
A compilation of B52s tracks:

>Moon 83
>53 Miles West of Venus
>Planet Claire
>There's a Moon in the Sky (Called the Moon)

>> No.4937178

>>4937152
google "eyes on the solar system"

>> No.4937179

Will they be landing on daytime?

>> No.4937180

>>4937120
I'm eating my breakfast. Got up at 6am for this shit.

>> No.4937181
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4937181

>>4937149
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I
>>4937085
>mfw the movement is almost exactly 7 minutes long

>> No.4937164

>>4937144
no one cares.

>> No.4937166
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4937166

>> No.4937167

I want some Mars Bars.

>> No.4937168

Vaya con dios, Curiosity!

>> No.4937169

110,000 viewers and rising

>> No.4937170
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4937170

>>4937120
Had some earlier. This is what i got now. Gonna down some tequila at touchdown/crash landing

>> No.4937171

>>4937120

BAGAÇO, STANDING BY

>> No.4937172

>>4937143
Fuck, NASA should sell a ton of different shit to solve their budget problem
Space toothpaste

>> No.4937184

>>4937124
Welcome /co/mrade.
Just don't expect a giant sentient Abraham Lincoln to hold a court and pass judgement on Martian traitors.
Or Romans.

>> No.4937186

3 MINS UNTIL CRUISE STAGE SEPARATION

>> No.4937187

ALMOST THERE ALMOST THERE

>> No.4937188

listening to Eno's apolllo. Seemed fitting

>> No.4937189

>>4937147
We'll get a picture once it lands after 2 hours at least, when the sat passes over.

>> No.4937190

>>4937172
Too bad they don't get a royalty on sales of that dehydrated "space" ice cream.

>> No.4937192

>>4937179
yes

>> No.4937193

I hope this goes nominally.

>> No.4937194

Got some Metroid Metal rocking right now.

Let's do this shit.

>> No.4937195

>>4937183
FUCK YOU

>> No.4937196
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4937196

>not listening to Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space album

>> No.4937197

>>4937117
He could still go to the party. He'd just have to drink all the harder later.

>> No.4937198

Seperated.

Waiting on confirmation signal now. Which is the tone. Which is meant to cut down on data.


The confirmation data will arrive in 4 minutes.

>> No.4937199

>>4937032
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSwoOegSM2w

>> No.4937183
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4937183

WE SCIENCE NOW

>> No.4937205

OMG where will they bury the survivors?

>> No.4937206

>>4937183
holla holla get $

>> No.4937207
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4937207

14 MINUTES YOU COCK LOVING NIGGERS

also

>You will never be smart enough to work in that room

>> No.4937209

>>4937183
mod pls go

>> No.4937210

Pretty sure mohawk dude will end up trending on Twitter soon.

>> No.4937211

>>4937183
Where;s your mohawk Sagan?

>> No.4937212

Guys, I'm going to get some food.

>> No.4937214
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4937214

>>4937110
>>4937153
MSPAINT

>> No.4937215
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4937215

So much fucking science. I'm hard as diamonds.

>> No.4937216

>>4937183
FUCK YEAH

>> No.4937217

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXOr1CcZsk

>> No.4937218
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4937218

>my feet hurt
>the cameramen are annoying
>the announcements are too loud
>I wanna go gome

>> No.4937219
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4937219

>>4937120
Enjoying a Stella


... and a bag of peanuts.

>> No.4937220

>>4937194
>Metroid metal

wot

>> No.4937204

>>4937183
>posting as mod
get over yourself pls

>> No.4937202

anyone with the simulated stream?

>> No.4937203

>>4937178
Gives me an error.

>> No.4937225

Guy was so stressed he was growing a zit while we watched.

>> No.4937226

>>4937198
hrm, looks like the eyes on the universe thing isn't quite synced

>> No.4937228

>>4937120
Wild Blue Standing by

my second fav beer next to blue moon

too bad wild blue has bad reviews

>> No.4937229

>>4937032

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRO8Bd1OnmI

Space Opera across 8 albums. This album takes place after a war has wiped out all humans on earth and mars except for one man. This last man on mars starts using a machine that lets him re-experience past events in history through the perspective of individuals. This track is about him re-experiencing the moon landing from the perspective of a small boy.

>> No.4937230

>>4937207
>tfw aerospace engineer major
>tfw space is considered the easiest (over fixed wing and rotorcraft)
>tfw doing space is considered pleb

>> No.4937231

>NOMINAL
DIDNT HEAR THIS WORD SINCE SPACE FUCKING X

>> No.4937232

>americans clap before cruise stage separation

>> No.4937233

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvwxvCOSH4

>> No.4937235

Are we getting any visuals at all before the landing/during the landing?

>> No.4937222

>>4934190
So much interesting shit.

For the love of fucking god, I want to shotgun the Jovian system with probes and manned missions. Give NASA more money, I want a Europa or Io base before I die.

>> No.4937236

>NOMINAL

>> No.4937237

>Americans clapping
Typical

>> No.4937238

>steam lagging

>> No.4937242

1 minute to separation!! WOOOOOOO

>> No.4937243

the simulation it alredfy entered atm!!!

>> No.4937244

>all systems are nominal

HELL YEAH

>> No.4937245

OMEDETOU

>> No.4937221
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4937221

>>4937183
It's glorious, isn't it Mod-kun?

>> No.4937223

>>4937203
Yeah maybe there are too many watching, I dunno.

>> No.4937254

Please someone update Eyes on Solar System

>> No.4937258
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4937258

After 10 minutes in Photoshop

>> No.4937259

WHERE FIND SIMULATION I

>> No.4937260

Seperation confirmed.

>> No.4937261

prepare for EDLfail

>> No.4937262

>we are seeing heart beat

OH MY GOD THEY DISCOVERED LIFE ON MARS

>> No.4937263
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4937263

>>4937196
All I want in life is a little bit of love to take the pain away...

>> No.4937265

Fuck yeah, receiving heartbeat tones

>> No.4937267

>>4937258
>>>/b/

>> No.4937247

IM SO FUCKING HYPED

>> No.4937248
File: 54 KB, 425x384, mars_exploration_rover_clip_art_9962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937248

lel

>> No.4937249

le clap

>> No.4937250

DAMMIT STOP CLAPPING !

>> No.4937251

THIS IS MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL, IM STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR..

>> No.4937252
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4937252

>mfw Americlaps clap after landing rover on Mars

>> No.4937253

>>4937235
NO!

>> No.4937275

Guys.

Guys.

Is the simulation in real time or from the data we are recieveing right now? Because there's a 14 minutes difference there

>> No.4937276

>>4937258
>Still smarter than you.

>> No.4937277

>>4937120
Vodka, in memory of all our forgotten Russian comrades who died in the pursuit of the great black unknown that is outer space...

Gonna pour some on the curb after touchdown. Get on my level.

>> No.4937279

>More clapping
Seriously, Americans. Get it together

>> No.4937278
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4937278

okay, the money's safe. let's take her down

>> No.4937281

>>4937258

Not funny or clever in the slightest.

>>>/b/

>> No.4937282

>>4937267
>upset that you have a crush on the mohawk kid

>> No.4937283
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4937283

>>4937254
just seperated cruise stage

>> No.4937284

What does all the clapping signify?

>> No.4937285

Man I thought that americans clapping thing was just a joke

>> No.4937288

Eating penis gave them the clap

>> No.4937289

oh shit

>> No.4937268

>>4937262
MARS IS PREGNANAT

>> No.4937270

WE SEPARATED NOW

>> No.4937271
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4937271

>>4936940
>>4936995

>tfw eating peanuts from now through landing for good luck and to keep from chewing finger nails

>> No.4937272

stream died! wtf!

>> No.4937273

>SEPERATION

>> No.4937274

>That science high five

>> No.4937296

Oh god stream, please don't die!

>> No.4937298

>>4937275
It's the idealized synced version, not from data, not live, just premade to be in sync with the lag accounted for.

>> No.4937299
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4937299

HERE WE GO!

>> No.4937300

interdasting.

>> No.4937301

>>4937262
That indicated cruise stage separation which is needed for proper entry.

>> No.4937302

THERE ARE NO PEANUTS IN MY HOUSE. TOO LATE TO GET SOME. WAT DO.

>> No.4937303

T MINUS 8 MINUTES TO LANDING GUYS

>> No.4937304

What do you think will be found, what would a game changer?

>> No.4937306

>we did see the heartbeat drop low as it passed by the donut of the cruise stage
Okay they're just making shit up now.

>> No.4937308
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4937308

>YFW this whole mission fails

>> No.4937290

>>4937262
>>4937265
fucking wat? i walk in and find this out.
oh god its the BETA.
welp, time for buying a kurata

>> No.4937291

>>4937248
IT'S OPPORTUNITY YOU FUCKING DUMB SHITPOSTER

>> No.4937292

>>4937183
good job sagan, made science cool.

>> No.4937293

>>4937251
..AND I'M FLOATING IN A MOST PECULIAR WAY..

>> No.4937294

>>4937275
If I'm not mistaken the real time simulation is about 1 minute or more ahead.

>> No.4937314

byebye donut

>> No.4937315

I bought Mars bars to eat while watching this.

>> No.4937316

>>4937279

Seriously, what does every other country do when something goes well, look at their shoes and cry?

captcha: Alban's Entry

>> No.4937317

>>4937304
bacteria not matching any known earth bacteria

>> No.4937319

7 MINUTES TILL ENTRY

>> No.4937322

>>4937302
YOU BETTER HOPE TO FUCKING GOD YOU DONT FUCK IT UP

>> No.4937323

7 FUCKING MINUTES

>> No.4937326
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4937326

>mfw using miles and mph

>> No.4937328
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4937328

>> No.4937329

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>> No.4937330

>>4937310
>not realizing that most aerospace is in english units
wat u know about slugs

>> No.4937331

>>4937301

No I am pretty sure thats means something on mars has a heart beat. Like a humanoid organism with a cardiovascular system.

>> No.4937309

>>4937302
peanut butter, crunchy

>> No.4937310

>miles
>mph
WHAT THE FUCK NASA
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE METRIC IMPERIAL DISPUTE

>> No.4937332

>>4937306
no
its the radio signal from the lander that was obscured for a sec when the cruise stage moved between it and earth


also, entry interface locked, despin succesfull.

>> No.4937334

>>4937323
SEVEN MINUTES.
HEART BEATS!

>> No.4937335

>>4937316
We cheer. Also, clapping now is rather premature.

>> No.4937336

>>4937311
click the "now" button at the bottom
or did you zoom forward to realtime minus time delay

>> No.4937337

Mars is pulling it in

>> No.4937311

>>4937299
In my sim its already in parachute

>> No.4937312
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4937312

>>4937263
What are you listening to for this?

I'm playing Daft Punk's Tron soundtrack.
It's fitting I think.

>> No.4937313
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4937313

We seprate now.

>> No.4937354

>>4937304
Rocks that showed all kinds of evidence of water.

>> No.4937351

>>4937310

>5.9km/s

nigga where are you getting mph from?

>> No.4937352

>>4937311
What, are you in preview mode?

>> No.4937358

>>4937317
Nazi gold

>> No.4937359

In my sim it already landed

>> No.4937360
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4937360

>> No.4937361

>>4937329

le murrican clap face xD

>> No.4937338

NEXT STEP IS ENTRY NIGGAZ. Time to handle the heat

>> No.4937339

Did it land? What the fuck...I shouldn't of been watching anime.

>> No.4937340

SHOW TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.4937366

Entering into silent running mode for the big entry event.

All propulsion systems running. Customary smoke is lit for this.

>> No.4937367
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4937367

>>4937293
And the stars look very dif-fer-ent, todaaayaaayaayy


Cruise stage separation successful!

>> No.4937368
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4937368

HOLY FUCK

HOLY GOD DAMN SHIT

MY BODY ISN'T READY

WHAT DO I DO /SCI/

>> No.4937343

>>4937302

OH GOD I'M SORRY GUYS IF IT CRASHES NOW

>> No.4937344
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4937344

>Muricunts clap before they fail

>> No.4937345

>5.4KM
KM

>> No.4937346

>>4937302
I am paralyzed with doubt. Do I get the ones in my kitchen? They are not salted. Will that make the peanut angry?

>> No.4937349

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

>> No.4937375

6 MINUTES TO LANDING

>> No.4937376

>>4937335

I agree with you on that. I can see just from this stream where the whole americans clapping thing comes from

>> No.4937379

>>4937359
go to "live mode"

>> No.4937381

I am really impressed that the mars rover fits all those nasa employees.

>> No.4937384

Guys i want to give you all a science and engineering hug.

>> No.4937387

>>4937368
Ready your goddamn body because there is no going back.

>> No.4937389

>>4937316
Well, not fucking clap, for one. Just say 'cool, this was a nice run' then get back to whatever we were doing. Like landing a plane, there are places to be, you don't need to applaud the pilot for doing his job, he's paid to do that shit.

I don't see the big deal with this whole thing anyway. Life on Mars? Cool, we can't do shit with it. Even if there was, like the government would leak that to the public, people would freak out and Christians would get jealous.

>> No.4937390

>>4937374
it's good enough for nasa

le xD

>> No.4937391

5 MINUTES TO ENTRY

>> No.4937392

>>4937375
thats to atmospheric entry you noonga

>> No.4937394
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4937394

Unf

>> No.4937395

>>4937381
nice one

>> No.4937396

>dat tense silence

>> No.4937369

HERE WE GOOO!!

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!!

>> No.4937370

>>4937351
>12000 mph

>> No.4937373

>>4937335
They are excited about parts of the landing process working. Jesus fuck, lighten up.

>> No.4937374

>>4937271
>MacBook
Apple is persistent in their marketing schemes

>> No.4937405

Must... Stay... Awake... To witness... awesomeness... DAMN YOU FRAIL BODY!!!

>> No.4937404

5.5 K/s HOT SIGNAL
Everything is going well.

these are things that make me horny.

>> No.4937407

FUCK ME I CAN'T WAIT TO LEARN EVEN MORE ABOUT SOIL

>> No.4937408
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4937408

5 MINUTES NIGGERS

EVERYTHING IS GOOD

>> No.4937409

>>4937194
>Metroid Metal

YES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZZ17snuglY

>> No.4937410

shit is fast nigga

>> No.4937411

It is already crashing or not RIGHT NOW

Of course I'm positing a universal reference frame, but fuck that we all know what's happening right now.

>> No.4937413

And "mohawk" is now trending on Twitter. Congrats punk rock nerds the world over.

>> No.4937423

4 MINUTES TO ENTRY
11 MINUTES TO TOUCHDOWN

PREPARE YOUR BODIES, GENTLEMEN

>> No.4937397

I CANT HANDLE IT IM TOO HYPE
MY BODY ISNT READY

>> No.4937415
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4937415

>>4937308
>mfw I quit Astronomy

I didn't regret my decision until looking at all those scientists today.

>> No.4937416

>>4937376
Yeah geez why are they so excited. It's not like they've poured years of their lives into this mission and are happy to see it all coming together.

>> No.4937420

my simulator already shows the rover on mars, and i hit NOW on it swo it sould be synced?

>> No.4937421
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4937421

>>4937394

>> No.4937399

>nice hot signal coming down from curiosity

>> No.4937401

>>4937379
I am in live mode

>> No.4937431

AHEUEHEUEHUEHEH SHIT POST SHITPOSTHIT POST SHITPOSTHIT POST SHITPOSTHIT POST SHITPOSTHIT POST SHITPOST

>> No.4937432

FAKIN TIMEZONES I ALMOST OVERSLEPT

If I didn't see it live I wouldn't forgive myself.

>> No.4937433

>>4937415
>he thinks any of this is related to astronomy

>> No.4937434

>>4937415
be glad, astronomy is a crowded field with low funding.

>> No.4937435

This just fuckin' blows my mind.

>> No.4937436
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4937436

i seriously hope they find aliens

>> No.4937438

>stream crash LOLOL
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2
get in here

>> No.4937440
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4937440

UCHUU KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB0qolgB-LI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9dStZP-rFE

>> No.4937425
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4937425

>>4937312
>not listening to burial
it fits surprisingly well

>> No.4937427

You think they'll find Tabris up there?

>> No.4937428
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4937428

>>4937326
>Not knowing a probe crashed because they used imperial system before

>> No.4937430

>>4937349
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

>> No.4937452

>iphone going off
lol PCfags are getting stone told tonight

>> No.4937453

>Miss distance 2.23 meters

>ZERO MARGIN OF ERROR

>> No.4937454
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4937454

>Oh gosh dat feel when the video lags and the distance travelled stops.
>"Gosh I hope it didn't just explode"

>> No.4937455

Am I the only one to find it amazing that this thing has already landed NOW but he have no way of knowing because lollightspeed?

>> No.4937456

>>4937436
Very unlikely.

>> No.4937459

>>4937430
BUT NOW THOUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT

>> No.4937460

I'm recording the Java simulation in 1080p with the stream audio in the background.

No image can replicate my face when the module separated and it was announced.

>> No.4937461

2.232 meter possible miss of target.

Not bad.jpg

3 minutes to entry...

>> No.4937462

did you guys just see the guy fapping?

>> No.4937464

WHY IS MY SIMULATION RETARDED

>> No.4937442

>>4937436
you are dumb

>> No.4937443

>hot signals
>heartbeat pickups
martians confirmed, guys we found us a xeno, time for purging for heresy.

>> No.4937444

>>4937438
still working for me

>> No.4937447
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4937447

>>4937405

>he has problems staying up until 1:30

Stay sleepy pleb

>> No.4937448

Why aren't you listening to this in anticipation?
http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=qAoXfAqZQ1M

>> No.4937449

>>4937428
miles and mph is imperial though...

>> No.4937473

GODDAMN I HAVE TWO STREAMS OPEN DOES THAT MAKE ME /SCI/CORE?

>> No.4937475

IS SHIT NOMINAL?

>> No.4937476
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4937476

Two minutes to entry interface... here we go

>> No.4937477

It already landed.

>> No.4937479
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4937479

IN THE PIPE MUTHERFUCKAS

>> No.4937480

T - 60
T - 60
T - 60
T - 60
T - 60
T - 60
T - 60

>> No.4937482

1 MINUTE GUISE SHITS GONNA GET REAL

>> No.4937483
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4937483

>>4937440
Oh fuck yes.

MARS, READY? OKAY!

>> No.4937484

>>4937464
press the "now" button

>> No.4937485

what are heartbeat tones?

>> No.4937486

>>4937454
It's Kerbal Space Program all over again

>> No.4937488

>using imperial units

>> No.4937489

The international community is coming together by posting multilingual profanity in the twitter feed

>> No.4937490

I can see my landing zone from here!

>> No.4937492

>>4937475

SHIT IS NOMINAL.

>> No.4937469

Fapping to the stream with 12000 mph

>> No.4937470

>>4937447
I had an hour sleep from 4am-5am and feel like I been sleep all night.

>> No.4937471

i want to wake the neighbors up.

>> No.4937504

ONE MINUTE GUYS

>> No.4937505

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A SIMULATION?

nasa's site is overloaded

>> No.4937507
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4937507

>not listening to Strauss

What are you doing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqm9jaM5UPA

Seriously

>> No.4937508

25 seconds till entry!!

>> No.4937509
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4937509

PLAY THIS AT START OF ENTRY
ITS EXACTLY 7 MINUTES LONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

>> No.4937510

watching on tv. no lag for me!

>> No.4937512

>>4937496
8 bongs

>> No.4937513
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4937513

>mfw he punts the thing back at earth.

>> No.4937514
File: 71 KB, 931x541, Home Alone 1990 - Catherine O'Hara screams.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937514

OH NO IT'S COMING DOWN !
AND WE FORGOT KEVIN AGAIN !

>> No.4937518

>>4937485
It means it is still alive and didn't blow up.

>> No.4937519

>>4937485
tones that show the spacecraft is still alive, no data, just a steady tone on a certain bandwith

>> No.4937520
File: 13 KB, 344x302, Dissapointed 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937520

Entry!

>> No.4937522

キタ―――――ヽ(´ー`)ノ―――――!!!
キタ―――――ヽ(´ー`)ノ―――――!!!
キタ―――――ヽ(´ー`)ノ―――――!!!
WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW WE ATMOSPHERE NOW
キタ―――――ヽ(´ー`)ノ―――――!!!
キタ―――――ヽ(´ー`)ノ―――――!!!
キタ―――――ヽ(´ー`)ノ―――――!!!

>> No.4937523

13,000mph+

>> No.4937524

>30 seconds to entry
wait, atmosphericc entry, or to land?

>> No.4937525
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4937525

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!!!

>> No.4937526

WE GONNA SEE SOME ALIENS!

>> No.4937527

>>4937473
Fuck yeah brah!
Also,
>giving range in meters when the screen shows miles.

>> No.4937529

20 SECONDS TO ENTRY GENTLEMEN

>> No.4937530
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4937530

WE ENTRY NOW

>> No.4937531

>>4937462

lulz

he's just anxious and bouncing his leg

>> No.4937533

Its THE FINAL COUNT DOOOOOWN

>> No.4937493

over 12,800 mph and it still looks fucking slow. I hate scales.

>> No.4937494

1 MINUTE

>> No.4937496

How long do you think they'll clap for?

>> No.4937497

>>4937460
Please upload when this is all over.

also ONE MINUTE OH GOD HERE WE GO

>> No.4937498

>>4937455
Yes you are because it hasn't hit the atmosphere yet. The 2 minutes to entry are with the lag time figured in.

Note: 232 meters not 2.32

90 seconds from entry

>> No.4937499

i hope people are taking screenshots

>> No.4937500

THIS IS OUR SUPER BOWL, OUR OLYMPICS

>> No.4937501

>>4937473

Only 2 streams? Casual...

>> No.4937541

My heart skipped a beat when the screen flashed blue.

>> No.4937544
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4937544

7 MINUTES OF TERROR

>> No.4937545

>>4937522
That's like the most halfhearted KITAAAAAAA I've ever witnessed.

>> No.4937546

>>4937459
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART

>> No.4937548

I wonder how much this cost the taxpayers?
and I'm going to be real pissed off if they just come back with just some fucking rocks

>> No.4937550

>>4937448
Holy shit, this fits really fucking well and makes everything really dramatic.

>> No.4937551

OH SHIT

IT BEGINS

>> No.4937552

>BSOD

>> No.4937553

>>4937433
I was going to study planetary sciences. Of course, I know the room is mostly populated with engineers. Doesn't matter. I'd love to deal with the incoming data.

>> No.4937534

>>4937497
You bet your ass, but allow time for encoding and upload.

>> No.4937555

WE UFO NOW

WE UFO NOW

>> No.4937556

>>4937536
Ha! Ha! Two monitors and a laptop.

>> No.4937557

/sci/, are you ready to here some old men do fangirl screams?

>> No.4937535

>>4937459
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING

>> No.4937536

FROM HERE ON NO ONE SHOULD BE POSTING BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING WATCHING THE STREAM IN FULL SCREEN

>> No.4937538

>Americans
>clapping during mars landing

>> No.4937572

http://eyes.nasa.gov
LIVE COMPUTER SIMULATION

http://www.nasa.gov/mars
LIVE BROADCAST

>> No.4937573
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4937573

over 13,000 miles per hour

>> No.4937574

SEVEN MINUTES OF TERROR TIME.

>> No.4937575
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4937575

Would you?

>> No.4937576
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4937576

>>4937483
>N MAGNET
>S MAGNET

>N/S MAGNET ON

>> No.4937577
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4937577

THE DEADLY SEVEN MINUTES BEGINS NOW

>> No.4937578

https://twitter.com/MarsCuriosity/status/232346512938655744

>> No.4937579

>>4937556
did anyone else watch that Cruise Ballast just fuck itself up?

>> No.4937580
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4937580

>>4937440
>The guy with the mohawk in Gentaro when he grows up

>> No.4937581

>>4937546
FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO
IS END IT ALL
AND LEAVE FOREVER

>> No.4937583

>11Gs
>peak accelleration and heat
>PROCESSING DATA

GOOD TO GO

>> No.4937584

>>4937548
pls go

>> No.4937585

TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS!

>> No.4937587
File: 109 KB, 420x326, Apollo-11-flight-crew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937587

Why are they wearing shit-tier blue polo shirts? Why can't they dress appropriately?

>> No.4937588

You guys ready for the clap fest?

>> No.4937589

SHIT IS ON FIRE YO

>> No.4937591

Anybody have a just Curiosity feed? These operators are just plain annoying.

>> No.4937592

TELEMETRY ENGAGED

>> No.4937593

Thread soundtrack: http://youtu.be/5eZ_TgE3x_A

>> No.4937594

>All those macs

Mother of God

>> No.4937560

Started my ass its already on the surface.

>> No.4937561

It already landed or blew up. We just don't know yet.

>> No.4937563

dat asian was furisouly masturbating with his left hand.

>> No.4937564

WE DOIN THIS NIGGA

>> No.4937565

>>4937548
They aren't coming back with anything you ignorant fucking retard. Just leave.

>> No.4937566
File: 261 KB, 989x679, entry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937566

It begins.

>> No.4937567
File: 47 KB, 170x242, 1314336924181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937567

fdssfdfds

>> No.4937568

>they use miles
>not metric
Look at them son.
Look at them and laugh.

>> No.4937607

WOOOOOO

>> No.4937608

>>4937594
>that AWW

>> No.4937612

>>4937575
Sure, why not.

>> No.4937613

TERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERR
ORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTE
RRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERROR
TERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERRORTERR
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>> No.4937619

>>4937548
>I wonder how much this cost the taxpayers?
>and I'm going to be real pissed off if they just >come back with just some fucking rocks

plebeian

>> No.4937614 [DELETED] 

What software do nasa use for the simulation?

>> No.4937615

>>4937575

Been thinking about it all stream

>> No.4937616

DON'T SIGH IN DISAPPOINTMENT

>> No.4937618

OMEDETOU MINNA-SAN-TACHI

>> No.4937621

>>4937575
I was thinking the same thing buddy.

>> No.4937622

DIRECT HIT! EAT THAT MARS.

>> No.4937624

Hah what did I tell you crazy bitch just phoned. Didn't answer.

>> No.4937599

More clapping!

>> No.4937600
File: 260 KB, 712x450, Oh Jesus All My Dreams Are Coming True.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937600

FUCK YEAH

>> No.4937601

RELAY IS WORKING

>> No.4937629

>>4937594
Fucking hipsters

>> No.4937630

connection established. No data so far.

Waiting for landing confirmation.


There's telemetry!

>> No.4937636

>>4937566
What's the link to the simulation?

>> No.4937633

>americlap
>americlap
>americlap
>americlap
>americlap
>americlap

>> No.4937634

>>4937581
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING

>> No.4937635

Right on, we get some pics in a few minutes right?

>> No.4937638

HOLD ME /SCI/

>> No.4937639

where is da camera?????? dis is borrringg i dont want to hear ppl talking

>> No.4937640
File: 16 KB, 584x329, carl-sagan_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937640

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4J0MKsG_is
Currently playing Strausses Vienna Waltz... strangely fitting


Telemetry coming in! Looking good so far guys.

>> No.4937641

"I literally cannot stop clapping." - Average American

It's also amusing how they have to say things they wouldn't normally say ("Mars is pulling us in guize") b/c the cameras are on them.

>> No.4937642

MY BODY WASN'T READY

>> No.4937628

1.5 k mph....

COMIN IN HAWT

>> No.4937625
File: 12 KB, 173x176, oooh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937625

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.4937627

>>4937599
speakingf a samerifat we clap because retardation has induced no other way to express joy or happiness but the faliling of the clap
we autist now

>> No.4937650

>>4937580
It's Space Time!

>> No.4937651

>PARACHUTE

shit's gonna make it niggas

>> No.4937653

CLAPS FOR THE CLAP GOD

>> No.4937655

WE HAVE CHUTE

>> No.4937656

PARACHUTE FUCKING DEPLOYED HOLY SHIT

THRUSTERS RE-ENABLED

WE ARE DECELERATING

OH MY GOOOOOOD

>> No.4937658

PARACHUTE DEPLOY

>> No.4937659

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED

>> No.4937661

WE PARACHUTE NOW

>> No.4937663

crap did I miss it?
how much time does it have left?

>> No.4937664

>>4937636
eye.nasa.gov

>> No.4937665
File: 481 KB, 987x677, MARS IS 4 FAGS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937665

O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT

>> No.4937669

SHOOT DEPLOYED

>> No.4937670

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.4937644
File: 111 KB, 247x248, 1308620327994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937644

>mfw the parachute doesn't deploy and it crashes into the ground upside down

>> No.4937647
File: 6 KB, 178x209, 32582385923485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937647

>> No.4937648

Did we meet the clap quota?

>> No.4937649

AW NIGGA I'M SO EXCITE

>> No.4937685

>high fiving

>> No.4937687

>>4937663
ten seconds

>> No.4937688

>>4937634
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
COS NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

>> No.4937689

>AMERICANS CLAPPING

>AMERICANS CLAPPING
>AMERICANS CLAPPING

>AMERICANS CLAPPING >AMERICANS CLAPPING

>> No.4937690

gonna be a bummer when if fucks up now

>> No.4937691

LOL FAILURES

>> No.4937692

THEY ARE LANDING SHIT

>> No.4937693

i'm surious, are these thigns, LIVE or is it AFTER the landing, and they're getting the info and giving it to us as it happens as they observe it.

>> No.4937694
File: 91 KB, 850x1058, 1309693069644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937694

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937695

WILL THE STUPIDCRANE WORK?

>> No.4937698

FUCKING


NOMINALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.4937671

PARACHUTE DEPLOY FUCK YA

>> No.4937672

WE HAVE A LANDING

>> No.4937673
File: 1.68 MB, 200x142, 1328497532850.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937673

FUCK

>> No.4937702

some guy's yelling into the mic and everyone starts clapping oh god what's even happening

>> No.4937703
File: 19 KB, 642x516, kamen_rider_fourze___parachute_by_alpha_vector-d4lrdr7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937703

PARACHUTE ON

>> No.4937704

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>> No.4937706
File: 468 KB, 1087x768, Bob Rae Realises Pat Martin Is More Popular than He Is.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937706

oh god the tension

>> No.4937707

TWEEDLE WARNINGS

>> No.4937674

HOLY FUCK YES!!!!! It is happening

>> No.4937676

AND HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4937678

oh sweet jesus

>> No.4937679

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
WE'RE DECCELLERATING

>> No.4937680

PARACHUTE MOTHERFUCKERS

|DECELERATION NIGGAS

WOOOOOO

>> No.4937682

MY BODY IS STILL READY@@@

>> No.4937717

>>4937693
the latter

>> No.4937719

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937720

>POWERED FLIGHT

>500M

SHITS HAPPENING

>> No.4937725
File: 36 KB, 413x384, CarlSagan19341996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937725

Chute deployed!!!

>> No.4937708

FUCK YEAH AMERICA!!!

>> No.4937709

WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING CUTE INSIDER GIRL STREAM?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wrJT1d1BKhw

>> No.4937711
File: 2.27 MB, 310x314, 1311812941382.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937711

PARACHUTES DEPLOYED!

THRUSTERS ON!

>> No.4937712
File: 15 KB, 107x240, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937712

>> No.4937713
File: 256 KB, 618x352, Clipboard01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937713

>> No.4937716

Why do they use imperial and metric systems?

>> No.4937742
File: 109 KB, 479x349, Mulcair Fuck Yeah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937742

Time to make Mars our bitch

>> No.4937736

Only America could accomplish this, your move Athiests.

>> No.4937737

gaaaah

>> No.4937738

OOOOOOHHH FUUUCKCKK

>> No.4937739

SKYCRANE SUCCESS

SHITS NOMINAL

>> No.4937740

>>4937689
>at home sleeping
european space agency, all of your countries efforts combined are inferior to the majesty and superiority that is MURRICA

my_sides.jpg

>> No.4937741

Michael Madsen there is sure pacing back and forth a lot

>> No.4937743

Too quick there cowboys. Save those claps.

>> No.4937744
File: 482 KB, 256x192, 1315442723665.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937744

OH SHIT WE'RE ALMOST THERE

LOWER THAT SHIT

>> No.4937747

>>4937712

>instrument team


>the people sitting behind computers looking at telemetry


>everyone at CalTech/JPL is LOLMERICAN

>> No.4937748

MAXIMUM CLAPPING

>> No.4937749

MY DICK

>> No.4937751

TOUCHDOWN FUCKING CONFIRMED MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.4937754

USA USA USA

>> No.4937756

anyone else catch the plates of sandwiches in the back?

wooo

>> No.4937758

TOOOOUCH DOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4937727

FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO BED

>> No.4937763

TOUCHDOWN

>> No.4937764

AW YEA WE MARS NOW

>> No.4937765

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937766

PARTY

>> No.4937767

>all this americlapping

>> No.4937768

YEAH

>> No.4937771

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.4937772

WOOOOOOO

>> No.4937773

IT'S DONE

>> No.4937774

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.4937775

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>> No.4937776
File: 14 KB, 497x501, 1269988142908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937776

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.4937777

LOL HE HOVERHANDED THE POOR GIRL

>> No.4937780

TOUCHDOWN BITCHES

>> No.4937781

FUCK YEAH!!

USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937782

>>mfw i have no face when this is 14 minutes delayed.

>> No.4937784

ALL DAT NERDGASM

>> No.4937785

WOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4937786

THEY DID IT
THEY DID IT

>> No.4937728

OH FUCK WE STILL NOMINAL

>> No.4937729
File: 1.56 MB, 2031x1352, msl_20090414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937729

65,000 LBS
65,000 LBS
65,000 LBS
65,000 LBS
65,000 LBS

>> No.4937730

SKY CRANE
SKY CRANE
SKY CRANE

>> No.4937731

SKYCRANE IS ONLINE

>> No.4937733

HOLY SHIIIIIIT

>> No.4937734

IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED IT LANDED

>> No.4937805

HA HA TIME FOR CLAPPING.

>> No.4937807

USA USA USA!
USA USA USA!
USA USA USA!
USA USA USA!
USA USA USA!
USA USA USA!

>> No.4937808

THEY'VE FUCKING DONE IT

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4937810

TOUCHDOWN MOTHERFUCKER YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.4937811

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937812

WOMBO COMBOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4937813
File: 50 KB, 640x480, 1340570781751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937813

TOUCHDOWN

>> No.4937817

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937818

TOUCHDOWN NIGGERS

>> No.4937822

;_;7

>> No.4937828

wooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.4937829

MARS IS NOW 51ST USA STATE

>> No.4937830
File: 43 KB, 231x340, 1321061945769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937830

TOUCHDOWNNNN

>> No.4937846

How does this even help everyone?

>> No.4937831
File: 64 KB, 518x550, yespeanut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937831

>> No.4937832

All that celebration

>> No.4937833
File: 433 KB, 240x180, 1343779194386.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937833

FUCK YEAH

>> No.4937834

TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.4937836
File: 30 KB, 450x299, 1329181753381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937836

so when do we get pictures?

>> No.4937837

GLORIOUS

>> No.4937838

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>Wait, what's this. SOME NIGGA MARTIANS ARE STEALING OUR ROVER

>> No.4937839

TOUCHDOWN MOTHERFUCKERS
OUR CLAPPING WILL NEVER STOP

>> No.4937840

I"M CRYING AND LAUGHING

>> No.4937841

SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

>> No.4937842
File: 118 KB, 1024x765, 82815.max1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937842

We Mars now.

you even trying rest of world?

>> No.4937843

>clapping about putting a robot on Mars
>fucking young NASA

Old NASA would've been like "another day at the beach, when do we send a man up"

>> No.4937845

OH FUCKKKKK

LOL EVERYTHING OWNS

>> No.4937849

TOUCH DOWN! THURMAN THOMAS

>> No.4937850

and then /sci/ exploded

>> No.4937851
File: 206 KB, 751x1057, 1328837611770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937851

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED!!!

FUCK YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

>> No.4937852

Why is everyone so happy?

>> No.4937853

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADHADJFAAADFADFARG

>> No.4937787

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>> No.4937788
File: 44 KB, 256x256, 1331686973173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937788

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937789
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4937789

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4937790

TOUCHDOWN

>> No.4937855

Sooo...What now?

>> No.4937856

EARTH 1 MARS 0

>> No.4937857

IMAGES
MY BODY IS READY

>> No.4937859

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>> No.4937860
File: 18 KB, 200x199, 200px-America_album.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937860

AMERICA

>> No.4937861

USA - 6
The rest of the world - 0


TOUCHDOWN!!!!

>> No.4937862

EVERYONE'S GETTING FUCKED

>> No.4937863

TOUCHDOWN

TAKE THAT YOU STUPID DRUNK RUSSIAN FUCKS

USA FUCK YEAH

>> No.4937864

YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAH

>> No.4937866

WE MARS NOW!!!!

>> No.4937792

WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

>> No.4937793

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

FUCK YES

>> No.4937794

SAFE ON MARS
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

>> No.4937795
File: 1.27 MB, 320x240, 1343594347999.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937795

>> No.4937796

AWW SHIT YEAH

>> No.4937799

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937800

>>4937734
Whoa's that ass who forgot to mute his mic!

Also touchdown confirmed, Wooo! also "Proud to see where curiosity could take ius" someone practiced.

Also that lag when so many people posting.

>> No.4937801

IT FUCKING LANDED! THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER! HOORAY!

>> No.4937804
File: 1.58 MB, 574x315, 1343417397113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937804

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.4937868

USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937886

>time to see where our curiosity will take us
Nice.

>> No.4937887

FUCK YEAH!

>> No.4937888
File: 5 KB, 204x228, 23432462342321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937888

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>> No.4937889

IMAGES INCOMING

>> No.4937890
File: 26 KB, 150x213, 1267619738357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937890

You magnificent bastards

>> No.4937893
File: 6 KB, 389x306, Holy Shit 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937893

It actually worked! IT WORKED!!! You fuckign bastards are AMAZING!!!!!!

WOOOOOO, GOO SCIENCE, FUCK YA!!!

>> No.4937894

PICTURES INCOMING

>> No.4937896
File: 99 KB, 600x600, FUCK YEAH DOOM RIDER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937896

JOHN MADDEN TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>> No.4937901

FUCK YEAH! WELL DONE AMERIFAGS!

>> No.4937904

>OUR FACES WHEN WE PUT A FUCKING ROBOT ON MARS

OH GOD YES.

FUCK IT I DON'T HAVE A REACTION IMAGE FOR THIS.

WE CLAPPIN NOW

>> No.4937906

>>4937777

> tfw watching a mars rover landing and thinking more about the hoverhand than anything else

>> No.4937907

TOUCHDOWN!

>> No.4937909
File: 35 KB, 225x376, martian.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937909

we mars now

>> No.4937911

Touch-fucking-down

>> No.4937912
File: 31 KB, 470x400, 470x400castro_cigar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937912

IMAGES

>> No.4937914
File: 132 KB, 600x430, Haganai - ep04 14.15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937914

>> No.4937915

>touchdown confirmed
I CAME

>> No.4937916

THUMBNAILS!

>> No.4937917
File: 70 KB, 387x386, sagan_uc.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937917

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED!!!

>> No.4937919
File: 1.30 MB, 2816x2112, DSCF2334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937919

GOOD LANDING HERE'S A PIC TO CELEBRATE!!

FYI there was a severe thunderstorm as the lander hit ground.

Fuck yeah living in Japan...

>> No.4937920

THUMBNAILS

>> No.4937921

THUMBNAILS WE GOT FUCKING THUMBNAILS!

>> No.4937923

>mfw americans clap for thumbnails

>> No.4937924
File: 78 KB, 500x305, cheers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937924

ALL MY CLAPS

holy shit it actually worked

>> No.4937925

WE GOT THUMBNAAAAAAAAAAAAILS

>> No.4937926
File: 5 KB, 81x100, 1333904220809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937926

THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS THUMBNAILS

>> No.4937928

WE'VE GOT THUMBNAILS

>> No.4937931

ALL HAIL THE PEANUTS

>> No.4937869

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4937870

So it happened aw man
that's really cool

>> No.4937871

THANK YOU PEANUTS

WE MARS NOW

>> No.4937872
File: 44 KB, 480x480, 1341259627909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937872

FUCK YEAH AMERICA!

USA USA USA

>> No.4937873

GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!!

>> No.4937874

>Hard to see where curiosity will take us.

I bet he thought up that line days or even weeks in advance and was just waiting to say it

>> No.4937876

Why is everyone acting like this is the first time we've sent a rover to mars?

>> No.4937878
File: 5 KB, 151x150, Trololololo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937878

liek dis if u cry evrytiem

>> No.4937879
File: 75 KB, 582x385, mars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937879

>ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS >ALL THESE FEELS

>> No.4937880

TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS

>> No.4937881

IMAGES INCOMING

>> No.4937882

>>4937800
it would have been
>curiosity killed the cat
if it failed

>> No.4937883

actors
all of them

>> No.4937884

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSS
I have to give it to you for this one Murrica, Well done, fucking well done.

In a time of war, greed and poverty man can still dare to dream

>> No.4937885
File: 288 KB, 1600x1200, American-Patriot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937885

SUCK ON IT YUROPOORS

>> No.4937951

>Thumbnail

ITS THE WHEEL

THE FUCKING WHEEL

HOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT

>> No.4937952

THUMBNAILS NIGGAA

>> No.4937954
File: 584 KB, 600x600, 1339001542310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937954

BALLIN' EVERYDAY NIGGAS.

>> No.4937955

Mars looks pretty cool

>> No.4937956

That's right, suck it yuropoors. That's how Americans clap. Why can yuro not into mars?

>> No.4937957

YEAAAAAAAH PICTURES OF THE WHEEL

>> No.4937958

WHEEL CONFIRMEDF

>> No.4937959

>>4937876

YOU LEAVE

>> No.4937960

MOTHERFUCKING CURIOSITY / MOTHERFUCKING PARACHUTES / MOTHERFUCKING CRANES / MOTHERFUCKING MARS / MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE!

>> No.4937961
File: 122 KB, 800x657, 1344130885788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937961

USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4937963
File: 5 KB, 292x178, mars2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937963

>> No.4937964

SOOOOOOOOOOO


MANYYYYYYYYYY


ACKWARDDDDDDD
HUGGGGGGGGGGS

>> No.4937965

>black and white
>america

>> No.4937969

CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

;_;7

>> No.4937970
File: 137 KB, 902x1024, Gotta Clap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937970

WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

>> No.4937972

Well I'll be a bitch. I thought this would fail.

>> No.4937973
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4937973

YOU'RE NEXT, MARS!

>> No.4937974
File: 1.05 MB, 300x200, LORD RAPTOR FUCK YEAH.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937974

THEY DID IT

>> No.4937975

>land on mars
>oh my god
>God
>never change ameribros.

>> No.4937976

THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>> No.4937978

>There's more stuff

>> No.4937979

>mfw Americans clap for landing a small car on a planet 400 million kilometers away

>> No.4937933

THUMBNAILS, FUCK YEAH

>> No.4937934

clapathon

>> No.4937935

PICTURESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.4937936

flash breasts

>> No.4937937
File: 89 KB, 386x279, 1316065072353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937937

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO

>> No.4937939
File: 596 KB, 550x712, 1338265207384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937939

SHOW ME YOUR COSMIC MIND!

>> No.4937941

ALL THOSE MANLY TEARS


ALL FOR SCIENCE

USA
USA
USA

>> No.4937942

TOUCHDOWN

AMERICAS GOIN' TO DISNEYLAND

>> No.4937943

>>4937916
THUMBNAILS!

LOOK AT THAT IMAGE!

I CAN SEE THE SUN!

>> No.4937944

WE THUMBNAILS NOW

>> No.4937945

>>4937876
because NASA pr work.

>> No.4937946

WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS WE GOT THUMBNAILS

>> No.4937947

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqW2YaVAnQE


the most appropriate fanfare I can think of

>> No.4937994

IT'S A WHEEL

>> No.4937997
File: 101 KB, 625x382, Picture 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937997

>> No.4937998

start new thread, this one is lagging dead.

>> No.4938000

WE THUMBNAIL NOW

>> No.4938001

>still no pics
calling bullshit

>> No.4938002

>Americans too busy clapping to pay attention to screen
It's going to get serious

>> No.4938014

THUMBNAILS NIGGA

THUMBNAILS

>> No.4938004

MORE STUFF ANY MINUTE NOW GUYS

>> No.4938007

We can sleep safe knowing we haven't nuked any martians.

>> No.4938009
File: 15 KB, 300x237, 1342408762069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938009

CHECKMATE EUROFUCKS

>> No.4938011

Thumbnails show it actually landed right side up...

>> No.4938013

I almost shed a tear, the emotion in that room man some pretty powerful stuff.

>> No.4938015
File: 9 KB, 314x212, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938015

all that for this?

>> No.4938016

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4938018

>>4937885
>being an arrogant cunt
>living up to your stereotype
>not being proud of your species

>> No.4938019

>>4937993
this isnt the first rover we have on mars dumbass

>> No.4938023

>ILLUMINATI

>> No.4938024

How is this going to improve our lives?
We should put money into other things than space travel.

>> No.4937982

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmZBOY6Mczk

>> No.4937983

>yfw americans clap when they got thumbnails

>> No.4937985

>picture of the wheel

xDD

>> No.4937986

Wheel on mars picture makes me far happier than it has any right to. And to whomever suggested the tron music I fucking love you.

>> No.4937989

The girl is ugly. Let's send her to Mars.

>> No.4937991

SSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4937992
File: 644 KB, 1489x1368, 1316658047763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4937992

WE HAVE THUMBNAILS

OH MY GOD

>> No.4937993

Funny really, we always had stories about robots coming from mars, yet we were the ones to send a robot there.

>> No.4938037

256x256 FUCK YEAH

>> No.4938035

>high rez
>256 x 256

>> No.4938036

OH YES, MORE OH YES HIGH RES

>> No.4938044

OH MY GOD

HI RES DUST

HOLY SHIT

>> No.4938040

DAT FUCKING HI RES

>> No.4938042

>hires
>256x256
step your shit up nasa, what's the matter, you can't transmit HD over 400million kilometers?

>> No.4938046

QUIT CUTTING OUT THE SOUND FAGGOTS

>> No.4938027

YEAH, 64x64 THUMBNAIL OF A BLACK SCREEN WITH A WHITE CIRCLE IN IT

TOTALLY WORTH THE $1b

WELL DONE AMERICA

>> No.4938028

pix or it didn't happen

>> No.4938029

What the fuck NASA? Sit your ass down and let's vroom vroom some motherfuckers up in here. Rovers are made for rolling.

>> No.4938033
File: 1 KB, 85x79, wethumbnailsnow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938033

>> No.4938055

Crying so hard

>> No.4938056
File: 70 KB, 220x352, TravisTouchdown.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938056

TOUCHDOWN!

>> No.4938057

>dust on the lens and rover
So much for the skycrane.
WHO CARES? WE MARS NOW.

>> No.4938058

>>4938027
it's 2.5b

>> No.4938059

AWW SHIT 256 PIXELS OH MY GOD

>> No.4938060

>mfw secretly hoping to see a transformer

>> No.4938062

256 256 256 256 256 256 256 256 256 256 256 256

>> No.4938063
File: 17 KB, 650x393, wedustnow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938063

>> No.4938064 [DELETED] 
File: 456 KB, 591x448, murn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938064

Wow, great picture, my 5 year old could've drawn that.

Nice work, Space-cases.

>> No.4938065

>>4938015
Dude! spoiler that shit! this is a worksafe board!

>> No.4938066

BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN

>> No.4938067

Jesus christ people. You're not going to get a fucking 5000x5000 image instantly from Mars. How retarded are you?

>> No.4938068

SUNSET
FINISH

>> No.4938072

>>4938018
>my country sucks dick
>"LOLOL IT'S A HUMAN ACHIEVEMENTT!!!!11!!1"
This only makes my clapping harder.

>> No.4938073

>people trying to get this into another nationalistic debate
I thought I was among intelligent people here

>> No.4938076

THAT'S NOT RED!

>> No.4938078
File: 55 KB, 464x102, this guy looks like a dumb ass now.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938078

lol, now this guy looks like a dumb ass

>> No.4938049
File: 9 KB, 450x424, 1341736123540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938049

I love science

>> No.4938053

dat hi res

>> No.4938090
File: 100 KB, 610x340, marsmarsmars.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938090

*clapclapclap*

>> No.4938091

>>4938015
$2 billion

>> No.4938095

Can someone explain why this matters? Like, we've already sent rovers to mars. What's the point? Why do we care anymore? Does this rover do anything more than the last ones that makes it worth the expenditure and interest?

>> No.4938097

Earth masterrace. Are you even trying, rest of the solar system?

>> No.4938098

I can't believe the crazy ass skycrane worked.

>> No.4938099

>inb4 everybody at NASA party hard and forget how to contact Curiosity

>> No.4938100

Holy shit, the landing succeeded.

>> No.4938103

SCIENCE, FUCK YEAH

>> No.4938105

FUCK YEAH HISTORY IN THE MAKING BABY WHOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4938107
File: 106 KB, 500x400, Moon_Flag-browse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938107

OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING?
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THRU THE PERILOUS FIGHT,
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE.
OH, SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?

>> No.4938108

CONGRATULATIONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

>> No.4938080
File: 13 KB, 308x256, mars3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938080

>> No.4938081

Can the eurotrash even keep up?

>> No.4938109
File: 36 KB, 500x353, amused doctors.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938109

>Being excited about being on mars
>2012

Humans. So simple.

>> No.4938110

>>4938083
65,536 pixels

>> No.4938112
File: 673 KB, 640x480, 1279236739485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938112

This is pretty fucking cool.

>> No.4938113

>>4938095
NOT RIGHT NOW

>> No.4938114

WE THUMBNAILS NOW

>> No.4938115
File: 276 KB, 597x329, wow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4938115

Is that the horizon and the wheel of the Curisosity?

>> No.4938117

>>4938073
Well, stickies attract all kinds

>> No.4938118
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4938118

A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running Mars. But mars left them behind long ago.

>> No.4938120

>>4938027
buttmad jelly yuropoor detected

>> No.4938121
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4938121

MARS CONFIRMED FOR SHADOWS

>> No.4938123
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4938123

!!!!!

>> No.4938082

So where's Martian Manhunter?

I was promised Martian Manhunter, fucking scientists. Can't you do anything right?

Fucking christ, its been 20 years since we've been waiting for flying cars. Goddamn.

>> No.4938083

what is nasa's definition of hi res?

>> No.4938084
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>> No.4938087
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4938087

>> No.4938089
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4938089

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace science

>> No.4938138

>ALL EDITED IMAGES

>> No.4938141

I wish I could be a nasa right now

>> No.4938142

List of countries who have landed on mars:


USA
USSR (not russia)
not a single UK, Japanese, French, Spanish, Brazilian, Italian, Canadian, or even European object.


nothing.

>> No.4938143

>>4938109
>Timelords

>>>/bbc/

>> No.4938144

>yfw with the cost of a couple warplanes you can land a car sized robot on another planet

>> No.4938148

Look at all that emotion.

>> No.4938149

>>4938121
>mount camera on the ass
>shadows shadows in every picture

shit nasa what you doing?

>> No.4938150

>>4938027
>>4938042
>>4937176
This is the piece of shit camera that they put on the outside for this very reason, asstwats. It hasn't fucking deployed yet.

>> No.4938153
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4938153

>clapping and not even ashamed

>> No.4938124

>mfw americans clap when landing on mars

>> No.4938155
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>>4938123
now that's one pretty sight

>> No.4938157
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>> No.4938159

FAKE LANDING, THERE'S NO SHADOWS IN SPACE

>> No.4938135
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4938135

>>4938078
>reading youtube comments
>saving them to post later on an online image board

>> No.4938128

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THE CAMERA 1080P

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY AND WE'RE ALREADY PUTING OVER $1BN DOLLARS IN THIS SHIT

>> No.4938130
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4938130

Holy shit

it worked

it actually worked...

>> No.4938131

So many cute bitches in there.

I want to date a NASA lady.

>> No.4938132
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4938132

Today, I am proud to be human

>> No.4938177

>>4938164
forever

>> No.4938179

>>4938095
Yes you moron. It's an entire automated chemical laboratory. It's not just taking pictures or videos, it's running chemical experiments on samples it collects and is sending that data back. This isn't just to take pictures.

>> No.4938191

This is scripted as fuck.

>> No.4938181

It's a conspiracy. I can tell by the shadows.

>> No.4938182

>generic brand peanuts

>> No.4938183

music and header on random

>> No.4938184

Interesting how there are no black people there huh.

>> No.4938185
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4938185

No way! Thats great!! WE LANDED ON THE MARS!!!!1

>> No.4938187

Well, good landing.

Herp, good seeing ya again,
Same to you Machinist!

That'll be it from me though. I need to finish cleaning up my house since the inspectors are coming by here in an hour or so to estimate how much is being shipped back to the states and I want my place spic and span by the time they get here. Luckily there is only my office left so it won't take long.

Nice thread guys. Herpo, Machinist, give these guys some more science in the future.

>> No.4938188

>>4938128
If they could they would

>> No.4938190
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4938190

Hell fucking yeah

>> No.4938193

HOLY SHIT

>> No.4938196

HOLY SHIT

>> No.4938198
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4938198

>tfw magazines will use a false color image like this

>> No.4938200

>>4938157
Wow, that actually looks really good.

>> No.4938201
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4938201

it's that a sand castle?

>> No.4938203

do the people acting so excited about this rover not realize that we already landed on mars like 20 times

>> No.4938205

Haven't we sent plenty of rovers to Mars before? What's so special about this one?

>> No.4938206

>HOLY SHIT

Hahahahahahahahaha

>> No.4938163

It takes days to send the full HD pics, guys. Come on.

>> No.4938164

ahhhh fuck I missed the moment.

how long will it be operational on Mars?

>> No.4938165

>>4938128
Do you even know how hard it is to send just those images

>> No.4938166

NICE FICTIONAL TELEVISION PROGRAM
NICE FICTIONAL TELEVISION PROGRAM
NICE FICTIONAL TELEVISION PROGRAM

>> No.4938169

>>4938095

Simple.

Curiosity.

We have better tech for finding interesting stuff now that we couldn't look for previously, better cameras, etc.

>> No.4938172

>>4938095
>Does this rover do anything more than the last ones that makes it worth the expenditure and interest?

How long have you been under that rock?

>> No.4938173

>>4938095
Spirit and Opportunity weigh 400lbs a piece and have limited science capabilities. Curiosity weighs about 2000lbs, has 16 cameras, and many scientific capabilities.

>> No.4938175

>>4938132
>>4938132
>>4938132

Same here bro.

Seeing humans accomplish such a feat gives me pride.

>> No.4938217

LOL THEY SAID "HOLY SHIT"!

>> No.4938218

>>4938177
Two years.

>> No.4938221
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4938221

Truly amazing, great job to those at NASA, and this guys mohawk.

>> No.4938223

>>4938138
>Edited images
What do you think this is? The ESA?

>> No.4938224
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4938224

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4938226

>>4938201
it's a scar

>> No.4938232

>>4938142


>inb4 hurrr there are other people on the team


YES. we always let a few token foreigners into the mix to strong arm those countries into giving us money.


your countries are basically paying 10s of millions of dollars for some asshat to come over and contribute 0.01% to the overall project.

>> No.4938234

Where is the military seriousness? Is this a rave? Where's the president?

>> No.4938235

I wonder how many of those guys right now are forced to experience more physical contact that they could ever be comfortable with. But no, if you don't hug Erika because you don't want to panic as you feel her breasts pressed against you you'll be known as the gay guy, and then your Engineer bros will stop inviting you to game nights.
;_;

>> No.4938236

>We will never be as happy as those engineers

>> No.4938239

>>4938078
He already looked like a dumbass

>> No.4938240

>>4938165
Stop feeding the faggots and clap with the rest of us!

>> No.4938241

>yfw normalfags all say HURR DURR WASTE OF MONEY but they don't complain about US defense spending 20x as much annually on bombing sandnigs
Stay brainwashed normies

>> No.4938242

So what happens to the flying crane bit now?

>> No.4938243
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>mfw

>> No.4938244
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>>4938198

>Your face when you're the one who made the image they will use,

>> No.4938246

>HELLO, FLYTHROUGH

pls respond

>> No.4938209
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4938209

Landed.
On it's feet and sending data.
First picture received, with dust cap still on lense.

>> No.4938210

My precious ears! Profanity!

>> No.4938213
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>> No.4938214
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4938214

anyone else hear the guy yell "HOLY SHIT!"

>> No.4938258

>>4938242
it crashes elsewhere

>> No.4938259
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>>4938214
yes i did

and not one single problem
....
crap, i hope all the instruments are working

>> No.4938261

>>4938241
>just because you don't care about space MEANS YOU MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DEFENSE BUDGET!
Both are retarded.

>> No.4938262

>>4938201
Stanton Friedman is already all over it. I expect a book out about it next week.

>> No.4938264

So now that they landed, what are they going to do next? Celebrate for a few more hours and just let the rover sit there? I want to them to drive it around and take more pictures

>> No.4938266

>>4938221
I like you

>> No.4938267

>>4937876
Novel landing system and an awesome probe.

Now it's time for rock collecting my robot geologist.

It's also our first step in militarizing Mars. A high powered laser for rocks, you really bought that? Never trust an American when life is on the line.

>> No.4938268

> OLYMPICS
> ROVER LANDING

WE ARE AT THE PINNACLE OF MANKIND

>> No.4938269

TAKE THE PEANUTS BOY TAKE EM

>> No.4938272
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>>4938244
>mfw

>> No.4938273

>>4938201
I saw that fucking thing too

We need to roll our dune buggy over there and blow those aliens the fuck up, they gave it rockets right?

>> No.4938277

>>4938206

I LOLed. I also particularly liked the guy who had to get everyone to sit the fuck back down when they announced touchdown.

>> No.4938247

>>4938132
>>4938175
fags
fuck off /sci/

>> No.4938250

>>4938095
This is why
>>>20201472

>> No.4938252

>Anyone in the MSA should really keep watching this
>Helloooo?
>Important

>> No.4938254

damn, my internet connection can't load images as fast as a mars rover sends them to earth.

>> No.4938255

>>4938173
>16 cameras
>256x256 resolution
why

>> No.4938256
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>> No.4938257

The rover is going to continue to send pictures over its time on Mars right?

>> No.4938290

>>4938257
Nope, it's done. All we wanted was pictures of this area. Billions of dollars were spent on these pictures, stop being so entitled.

>> No.4938291

STAY MAD EUROFAGS

>> No.4938292

So when does the rover start DOING stuff?

>> No.4938294

>>4938142

In fairness that's just because of the sheer number of probes that the USA and USSR have spammed at the planet. The failure rates are consistently high whichever country you're from.

>> No.4938296
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4938296

OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING?
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THRU THE PERILOUS FIGHT,
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE.
OH, SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?

>> No.4938297

NASA has some pretty hot bitches for real, who would've thought?

Also, YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR COUNTRY OWNS MARS

>> No.4938298

dirt still landed on the camera.
>> the whole reason for the crane technique is now pointless.

>> No.4938302

>>4938268
>Olympics

WHY

>> No.4938304
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4938304

>I clapped
>I'm not even American
>im_ok_with_it.png

>> No.4938309

My in-ear headphones fell out of my ears and I sighed a cloud of cigarette smoke at my monitor.

You beautiful geniuses have done it again. I may not be American but dammit I will clap.

>> No.4938289
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4938289

THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND, THIS LAND IS MY LAND
FROM OLYMPUS MONS, TO THE HELLA BASIN
FROM THE NORTHERN PLAINS, TO THE SOUTHERN HIGHLANDS
THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME

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>>4930586
>>4930586

>Actually thinking NASA only employs Americans
>disregarding centuries of previous scientific discoveries allowing things like this to happen
>shouting USA USA USA like the blind redneck that you most likely are

>> No.4938281

>>4938247
I'm from /sci/ you fucktard. Too happy to care

>> No.4938282

>>4938240
I am not clamping but I am in fucking awe. Well done murrica, Well done.

Had to stop myself from shouting. It is 6:43

>> No.4938328

All this nationalistic pride is disgusting me, such a great thing is achieved and some shitposting niggers have to spam USA USA through the thread for shit you didn't contribute anything of. I though /sci/ was a place for intelligent people.

I'm mad.

>> No.4938330

>>4938243
im gonna need that source

>> No.4938333

how often will we be getting more pictures from this?

>> No.4938335
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>>4938268
>WE ARE AT THE PINNACLE OF MANKIND

>huge class divide
>famine
>trillions of debt
>melting icecaps
>war in the middle-east
>romney for president
>''pinnacle''

>> No.4938337

>>4938268
The Chinese are beating you at the Olympics.

>> No.4938341

>spess mehreen-guy with mohawk

What the shit?

>> No.4938345
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/m/ here, FUCK YEAH WE DID IT!!!!
heres a vid we made for the launch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0uzahERL8

>> No.4938346

>>4938292
We probably won't see anything of substance for the next few days, the technicians need time off for partying, then every single command sent to the MSL will take 14 minutes to do because of the distance.

>> No.4938359

Manly tears were shed this night.

>> No.4938312

>>4938241
Maintaining global military presence it costly. It goes way beyond bombing sandniggers you pleb.

>> No.4938313

Been watching it all night, congratulations

>> No.4938353

>>4938292
In a few days. that's when the mast goes up.

>> No.4938354

>>4938323
>implying there isn't at least three 7/10s there

>> No.4938314

>>4938261
>not caring about space travel
>on /sci/
worst troll ever

>> No.4938316

I'm so glad to be alive!

>> No.4938321

>>4938273
I think they attached that laser guided lightning gun that they made at Picatinny a few months back.

>> No.4938323
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>yfw alot of those old/ugly people are gonna get drunk and fuck each other tonight

>> No.4938324

>>4938298
On one exposed camera

>> No.4938367
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Alright so I think I have a really good recording of the simulation in 1080p, and the stream audio in the background was the quieter, cleaner, "official" stream, so when it landed there was the brief announcement and cheering but then it 's silent for a long-ass time. The other stream has the louder celebration audio. I'll have to rip the audio from the other stream and maybe add it in to my video later. We will see.

>> No.4938370

>>4938337
Nah yuropoor we are number one now.

>> No.4938371
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA

>> No.4938372

>>4938328
mad yuro detected

>> No.4938375
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4938375

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ON THE WHEEL? IS THAT SOME KIND OF MARS BUG? ITS A FUCKING MARS BUG, ISNT IT? QUICK, KILL THAT THING BEFORE IT REVERSE ENGINEERS THE ROVER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE NASA GUYS DOING WHEN WE'RE ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED BY MARS BUGS? DID THEY EVEN STICK A LASER ON THAT THING?

>> No.4938376

>black man is in charge of nasa
what

>> No.4938377

>yfw Nasa accomplishes more with its tiny budget than the rest of the U.S. tax dollars combined

>> No.4938379
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4938379

IN YOUR FUCKING FACE /SCI/FAGS
WE FUCKING MADE IT!!!!

>> No.4938382
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4938382

USSSSAAAAA USSSAAAAAAAA

>> No.4938383

>can't get live video feed on my old Mac
>search around for radio feed
>settle on BBC World Service, thinking for sure they will have responsible reporting
>right around the time of the landing, they have an interview with 1 person talking about nerds
>then they smirk about nerds and geeks for a few minutes and finally say "oh, btw we hear it landed OK"
tfw

>> No.4938384

@Marscuriosity is such a nice guy, I hope noone forgets him on mars

>> No.4938385

anyone else just visit /b/ and hear the awesome the mods are doing?

>hervorat earthworks,
My captcah. Seems appropriate.

>> No.4938361

>EVERYBODY STFU

>> No.4938362

>>4938328
I paid taxes for this shit brah

>> No.4938364
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4938364

Job well done NASA! Here's to another successful landing, and another mission success!

Cheers!

>> No.4938396

>>4938328
>my opinion is JUSTICE and everyone else is DUMB
Clearly there are no intelligent people on /sci/.

>> No.4938397

A MONKEY GOT OUT OF THE ZOO GUYS

>> No.4938400
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>>4938375
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

>> No.4938401

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4938403

>>4938298
they also did it because using a lander below curiosity means for a tricky bit of offloading the rover and stuff. plus, it didn't kick up all hell and destroy lots of sensitive equipment.

>> No.4938405
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4938405

>2012
>not clapping at this

Get with the program. WE MARS NOW MOTHERVUCKERS

>> No.4938407

>>4938328
I personally find it unprofessional for NASA to also be celebrating so nationalistically, it's horrid.

>> No.4938409
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4938409

>Nobody having a cigar
>What the fuck JPL?

>> No.4938410

>>4938385
why would I ever visit that vile place?

>> No.4938411

>Huge day for the American people
Naive fucker. It's a huge day for the world, not just Americans.

>> No.4938412

>>4938142
To be fair Europe did send a lander on that shit. it just didn't land in one piece.
Japan, on the other hand, missed the entire planet

>> No.4938413
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4938413

>MFW humans put more shit on Mars.

ACK ACK ACKACKACK ACK.

>> No.4938414
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4938414

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSS

>> No.4938416

ITT: JELLY EUROFAGS WHO DONT OWN MARS.

>> No.4938418

GUIS I HAVE A MARS DROVER

>> No.4938419
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4938419

ALL I WANNA KNOW IS...WHO'S COMIN WITH ME

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/want-one-way-ticket-mars-dutch-company-looking-012824434
.html

>> No.4938387

ARE WE GETTING ANYMORE PICTURES OR CAN I GO FAP NOW?

>> No.4938388
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4938388

>>4938328
> I though /sci/ was a place for intelligent people.
>a place for intelligent people.
>intelligent people.
>intelligent

>> No.4938390

>>4938323
>yfw when you accomplished nothing tonight and go to bed alone.

show them some respect.

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>> No.4938394

>>4938323
>implying you wouldn't fuck mohawk guy.
Also hey /sci/ teach an ignorant plebe for a sec. When the water on Mars froze why/how did it all recede into the ice caps?

>> No.4938395

>>4938376
Better than woman in charge of DARPA

>> No.4938426
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4938426

>>huge class divide
>>famine
>>trillions of debt
>>melting icecaps
>>war in the middle-east
>>romney for president
>>''pinnacle''

in space, no one can hear you cry harder

>> No.4938427

what if there was life on mars and we just squashed it with the rover?

>> No.4938428

ENOUGH AWKWARD HUGS

BACK TO WORK

>> No.4938429

>>4938412
And we learn much from failures.

They lead to success.

>> No.4938432
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4938432

>yfw imagining the Asian woman sticking her titties out.

>> No.4938434
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4938434

>>4938243
>No on mars version
Let me fix that.

>> No.4938436
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4938436

without dustcap

>> No.4938437

FUCK YEAH MARS IS USA BITCH NOW! SUCK ON IT EUROFAGS

>> No.4938438

>>4938426
now you know why scientists exist
is the ultimate escape

>> No.4938440

>>4938335

Monkeys just sent a little fucking robot to a giant space rock 50 million miles away. Fuck all that shit

>> No.4938441
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4938441

>>4938376

>> No.4938442

>>4938414
Which Archer season is this from?

>> No.4938421

>>4938330
KanojoXKanojoXKanojo

She us the best girl.

>> No.4938448

>PRESIDENT OBAMA's science advisor

>> No.4938453

>>4938416
USSR OWNS MARS THEY WERE THERE FIRST

GET IN LINE CLAPBOY

>> No.4938454

>>4936731
>Mohawks standard faire
Maybe and they gay alternative rock concerts you frequent but not in general society no.

>> No.4938455

Only country to land surface landers, wtf? The russians were on Venus.

>> No.4938456

>>4938436
Still has dust bro,

>> No.4938462
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4938462

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPFr1nVwwsA

USA! USA! USA!

>> No.4938444

>>4938328
Don't worry about it. Nobody with half a brain can be seriously nationalistic. These people are joking.

Don't get so easily rustled, friend.

>> No.4938464

>implying implications

>> No.4938465

>>4938375
There is a laser on the rover.

>> No.4938466

>>4938375

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS SHIT? WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY INTERVIEWING THE OLD GUY, WHY AREN'T THEY KILLING THE MARS BUG?

>> No.4938467

>future implications

>> No.4938469
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4938469

>> No.4938471

>>4938333
as soon as Odessy circles back around Mars

>> No.4938446

SUDDENLY, REAPERS

>> No.4938479

Fuck yeah! We Mars now! Eurofriends should celebrate too, not just Americans.

>> No.4938482

MERIIIICCCCAAAAA

suck it yuropfags

>> No.4938483

>>4938467
>implying future implications

>> No.4938485
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4938485

>tfw you will never be a rover

>> No.4938487
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4938487

I'm not an American, and I'm all pissy about America often.

That being said, the USA should be justifiably proud of the job done here. Awesome work, brilliantly accomplished. I've got no problem with saying that at all. Sure there were people from all over the world involved, but without the USA this would not have happened.

>> No.4938490

SUCK MUH DICK EUROFAGS

>> No.4938492
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4938492

>>4938448
>Spoilers
>On /sci/

>> No.4938494

Why don't they put wipers on the lenses?

>> No.4938475

Incoming transformers

>> No.4938473

>>4938379
What is this I don't even

>> No.4938505

>So many high-placed people of NASA are blacks
Don't let /pol/ know

>> No.4938508

>>4938492
I-I just assumed... you know... ;_;

>> No.4938509

SO.

How long until BETA discovered on mars?

>> No.4938510

>>4938494
Out of budget

>> No.4938511

Old asian woman reporter cant interview good.

>> No.4938512
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4938512

>> No.4938513

FUCK JOURNALISM

I WANNA BE A NASA ENGINEER NOW

>> No.4938514

>>4938466
in fact mars bug is old guy

>> No.4938515
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4938515

>yfw when betas

>> No.4938516

AMERICA WINS AGAIN

>> No.4938517

>>4938434

Make the filename MARSturbation and I'm sold.

>> No.4938518
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4938518

>>4938487

Brazilian here, this.

Fuck yeah Murrica.

>> No.4938520

Celebration over. Back to business.

>> No.4938521

>>4938487

the usa should not be proud

the people involved with the rover program / actually had a hand in seeing it to fruition should

you can be proud of those people though

>> No.4938499

>Only country to land surface landers on any other planet.
NASA FAGGOT
>Fuck you we landed on Venus
Russians

>> No.4938500

Shit shitr sit. I will never ever forget seeing this.. "TOUCHDOWN" EVERYONE JUMPS FUCK YES WE WON

>> No.4938503
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4938503

>mfw when I just when to /b/ for the first time in years

>> No.4938528
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4938528

Currently awaiting plans to send American astronauts to Mars to plant the flag and claim more of space for America.

>> No.4938532

>>4938499

Didn't that one melt in like 5 minutes?

They probably meant ones that actually lasted.

>> No.4938533

I missed the joke they just heard at JPL. Please repeat.

>> No.4938536

>>4938411
LOL get buttmad yurofats

>> No.4938537

What the fuck guys, what's wrong with your "AMERICA" and "USA" "TAX" and whatever? God man, are you that mad? I thought Americans are capable of more things than mindlessly shouting out their country's name. I woke up at 7AM here just to watch it land! It's fucking amazing we now have Curiosity there, and it's all what should matter now, waiting for the first Hi-res images and going back to sleep (or not, because I'm so fucking excited). Now calm the fuck down and rather say "humanity's achievement", rather than "American", NASA is more of an International agency to be honest, A LOT of foreigners there.

>> No.4938538

>>4938521

Humanity should be proud.

>> No.4938539

>>4938142
>Forgetting Operation Paperclip

But seriously, for a minute, well done all those involved. There is hope for a human civilisation beyond this Earth, and what we're seeing is a step towards that impossible future. YES WE CAN.

>> No.4938540
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4938540

>> No.4938541
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4938541

>>4938525

>> No.4938545

>>4938411
umad your country doesn't own TWO planets

>> No.4938523
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4938523

BREAKING NEWS

WATER DISCOVERED ON MARS

>> No.4938525

Our expedition to Mars has awoken something horrible. Our rover encountered the ruin of a vast alien city and they discovered things unidentifiable as either plants or animals. Things that are now aware of our existence. Things that are coming for use and are filled with unspeakable hungers.

>> No.4938557

>Meters per second
>Kilograms

NASA CONFIRMED FOR METRICS

>> No.4938554
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4938554

>"Touchdown confirmed. Time to see where Curiosity will take us."
>that room exploding in celebration

My eyes actually got a little watery there, I feel so happy right now.

>> No.4938558

FUCK YEAH ENGINEERS

GETTING SHIT DONE!

>> No.4938547

>yfw they had a betting pool on the exact values

>> No.4938560

When can we start becoming Martians?

>> No.4938548

why are all of these people pretending to do work? i cant imagine they are all necessary. just more bloated government inefficiency

>> No.4938579

"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off."

>> No.4938572

z vector orientation 3.4244533

>YYYEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

>> No.4938574
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4938574

Well that's nice

>> No.4938577

>>4938532
I'm pretty sure anything landing on Venus is going to melt in like 5 minutes

It totally counts

>> No.4938578

Images are now posted to the website:
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mars/images/first_images_mars.html

>> No.4938585

>>4938537

AMERICA IS SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ONE.

CRY MORE.

>> No.4938581

GOD BLESS AMURRICA AND JESUS !

>> No.4938582

>>4938548
Let's see you manage a rover single handedly

Go on

Do it, pussy

>> No.4938583

>>4938560

After the 2030 mission to get there.

>> No.4938584

>>4938554
how embarassing

>> No.4938590

>>4938537
Ignore most of the posts. They are just shitposts.

>> No.4938591
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4938591

>tfw no moe rovers on Mars anime

>> No.4938592

>>4938537
buttmad european detected

>> No.4938571

>>4938554
it was forced

>> No.4938601

>>4938554
OUR curiosity, or our Curiosity, the "our" helps with the double-meaning going on.

>> No.4938602

>>4938436
Here's a "better" version.

>> No.4938604

>>4938547

> tfw you enter the betting pool of exact values
> tfw you use a comma, rather than a period, to denote a decimal
> tfw the Americans won't accept your accurate predictions because they claim you're one thousand times off

>> No.4938596

Listen to this foreign guy talking about the "American People"
even the Europoors are giving up and joining!

>> No.4938597

>>4938557
Durr hurr?

>> No.4938598

>>4938574
Nice try - Curiosity doesn't have solar panels dumbass

>> No.4938617
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4938617

>>4938602
Forgot pic.

>> No.4938619
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4938619

Fuck me, I'm a Biologist by study, but I'm mad jelly of all the engineers that made this happen.

You all get shit done.

>> No.4938620

>NOT EXPECTED VALUE

>VALUE IS 1

>AUTONOMOUS VALUE

>WE MISSED

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.4938621

For those that missed it, they'll host the images here: http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/raw/

>> No.4938624

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/

Pics are in

>> No.4938625

>>4938598
Wait, wat. What does it run on?

>> No.4938628

Lets go NASA fire up dem stereoscopy cameras. Let's get some 3D going

>> No.4938614
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4938614

>>4938585

>Implying America did any of the work
>Implying that the bottle of penis isn't the true hero

>> No.4938608

>>4938574
>grabbing a pic from wiki from the Phoenix

ur a faget

>> No.4938609

> Forward slash

>> No.4938611

>>4938602
Looks a lot better.

>> No.4938612

>>4938537

/sp/ is here. Ignore it.

>> No.4938635

>>4938604
>using a comma as a decimal in the first place

It really is your fault.

>> No.4938637
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4938637

: O

>> No.4938638

>>4938625
magnets./

>> No.4938639

>>4938537
Americans paid for it.

Why isn't your country leading the world in space exploration?

USA: 1
Yurope: 0

>> No.4938640

>>4938625
NUKULAR POWER BITCH

>> No.4938643

>>4938620

CURIOSITY HAS GAINED SENTIENCE

>> No.4938644

>>4938625
>claps

>> No.4938645
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4938645

Is this what Obama meant when he said he wanted NASA to reach out to muslims?

>> No.4938631

>>4938612
More like /v/

>> No.4938632

>>4938537


there are literally a handful of foreigners.


they bring them on because NASA gets money for allowing them to be part of the program.
However, there is nothing stopping a person from becoming an american citizen, holding dual citizenship, and joining NASA

but then you are an American.
This guy who is talking now is American, despite the accent.

>> No.4938647

>>4938436
why are these pics in black and white this is 2012

>> No.4938648

>>4938554
but it was fake

>> No.4938649

>>4938557
here in the states scientist use metric instead of imperial for easier conversions

>> No.4938650

>>4938625
we're fucking splitting atoms up there dude

>> No.4938651

>>4938442
3rd

>> No.4938652
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4938652

/tg/ here. Just wanna say...FUCK YEAH.

>pic related for anyone not happy about this.

>> No.4938634

>>4938625
Nuclear power

>> No.4938657

>>4938647
Smaller data size. You realise how far they have to send this data, right?

>> No.4938658

NASA was started by NAZI's

>> No.4938659

>>4938619
ty bro, keep on keeping me healthy or studying polar bears or whatever.

>> No.4938665

>>4938647
NASA is pretentious

>> No.4938671

>>4938624
I can't see shit.

>> No.4938670

> MarsCuriosity No photo or it didn't happen? Well lookee here, I'm casting a shadow on the ground in Mars' Gale crater #MSL pic.twitter.com/cj1zFJty
> No photo or it didn't happen?

Fucking newfag lander, it's "Pics or it didn't happen," not "HERF DERF NO PHOTO..."

>> No.4938656

>>4938617
Bro stop doing the work of the "artist" hired by popsci magazines.

>> No.4938654

>>4938624
>capacity problems
goddamn it

>> No.4938655

>>4938614

We paid the taxes. What did you do Euroscum?

>> No.4938683

Do you think that we'll see a person walk on Mars in our lifetime? Assuming the average anon is 20+ years old.

I could see it being a HUGE fucking boost to space interest, kind of like how landing on the moon was.

>> No.4938685

>>4938674
robot

>> No.4938672

>>4938203
And failed another ~10

>> No.4938686

>>4938677
KILL THEM ALL

>> No.4938687
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4938687

>>4938657
Like, a thousand miles?

>> No.4938674
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4938674

So can someone fill me in what the fuck just happened? How come I haven't heard of this shit before?

Did they land a human or a fucking robot? Whats so special they have done this like a thousand times arleady.

What the fuck is goin gon?

>> No.4938675

>>4938634
>>4938625
.

yeah, RTG.
Russians have been using this since the 1960s in every god damn thing they put in space.


They arent very efficient but they will produce electricity for decades.

>> No.4938676

>>4938652

Hey, greetings fellow fatguy.

It's nice to have some real-life HFY material

>> No.4938677

>>4938645
...that's a Sikh

>> No.4938702

>>4938686
sikhs are awesome and of no relation to muslim islam

>> No.4938700
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4938700

>>4938619
This.

We always give engineers shit here
(and we will continue to in the future)

But today is their day. Respect.

>> No.4938701

>>4938675
>nuclear power

I can't wait til we carry mini-nuclear reactors in our pockets 60 years from now.

>> No.4938704

LET THE SCIENCE BEGIN

>> No.4938705

>>4938670

I noticed

I facehanded

>> No.4938706

>>4938677

Muslim... Faggot that's sick.

>> No.4938707

Someone tell me what makes this rover more important than the previous ones.

>> No.4938708

>>4938683
I sure hope so

We'll have a live thread 20 times more active than this one

>> No.4938710

>>4937613
Oh man dat Terror

>> No.4938711

>>4938683
The only way it's happening is as a one-way mission; they will die on Mars.

>> No.4938712

Damnit, now i want to go into aerospace engineering...

>> No.4938713

Let the Science Begin!

>> No.4938715

>"For America and for the world"
>"For America"
FUCK YEAH

>> No.4938716

>>4938694
I have time travel set for 2030

>> No.4938689

>>4938617
Its disappointing to think there's barely color pictures inside mars.

>> No.4938693

>>4938658
Yeah.
Captured Nazis.

>> No.4938694

>>4938683
I think they have a manned mission to Mars set for 2050

>> No.4938695

>>4938674
We landed another robot, but we did it with a "Sky Crane", which we hadn't tried before.

This one is also really big, and has a ton of shit attached.

>> No.4938696

A new Breaking Bad episode... AND the Curiosity landing?

August 6th confirmed for best day of the month and year 2012.

>> No.4938726

>>4938674
We landed an SUV on mars, thats one hell of an accomplishment.

>> No.4938727

reminded that NASA was funded with a bunch of Nazies

>> No.4938728

>>4938711
"Mars Colony"

>> No.4938731

>>4938701
I can

I enjoy me sperm being viable

>> No.4938737

>>4938652
/tg/

Fuck yeah, love that board. Keep on keeping on tabletop bros.

>> No.4938740

>>4938707
he's huge as fuck

>> No.4938743

>>4938715
No.
Fuck you.

>> No.4938744

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.4938745

>>4938707

Its bigger, with more equipment and bigger cameras.

>> No.4938746

So why is nobody talking about the giant mars moth on the wheel?

>> No.4938748

Remember what made this possible, guys.

>> No.4938749

>>4938674

biggest fucking robot ever sent into space

>> No.4938750

>>4938711
Why?

>> No.4938723

Dammit, the raw images won't load for me...

>> No.4938725

>>4938674
it's a giant fucking robot that has a bunch of shit

>> No.4938761

>>4938658
>>4938658
>>4938658
>>4938658
all space programs were created by captured nazis and all bioweapons and biological warfare was created by captured crazy japs


seriously Russia got some of the Nazis and most of the japs


America got most of the Nazis and some of the Japs.


consequently Russia actually had a ridiculous chemical and biological weapons program throughout the cold war, including entire ranges of nerve gas chemicals that the US did not even know existed.


they also had extremely lethal strains of Anthrax that the US never had.


on the other hand, we had more Nazis, so our space program was infinitely more advanced than theirs.

>> No.4938762
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4938762

Guys, should I upload the 1080p recording simulation now? It has the quieter, information-only stream audio on it. Otherwise I could wait for this more active stream to end and then rip the audio from it later so you get more cheering and shit on my upload.

>> No.4938765

>>4938707
Its been said a billion times. ctrl f faggot.

>> No.4938766
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4938766

MOOT EJACULATION CONFIRMED

>> No.4938769

>>4938748
hitler?

>> No.4938772

>>4938707
You got answered already, retard

>> No.4938775

>>4938645
Who are you identifying as a muslim in that image?
Please, please don't tell me it's the guy in the turban.

>> No.4938776
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4938776

Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa

>> No.4938751

>>4938674
>They have done this like a thousand times already.

More like twice before Curiosity.

And none of them were as big as this one and it used an incredibly precise landing technique

>> No.4938752

>my headset's not working

FUCK JIMMY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

>> No.4938753
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4938753

>>4938345
You wonderful robot-loving bastards.

>> No.4938757

MOHAWK MAN IS NAMED BOBAK FERDOWSI.

I WISH TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU, YOU SEXY SCIENCE MAN.

>> No.4938758

>>4938711
or go into stasis until they can be brought back

>> No.4938759
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4938759

I remember in high school watching all the news come out of the Cassini-Hyugens expedition, seeing those first pictures of Titan below the clouds and seeing seas of liquid methane.

It was at that moment that I understood why we're willing to spend trillions of dollars to fling cameras and probes and extensions of ourselves into the cold bleakness of space.

And I love it.

>> No.4938789

>>4938762
More cheering.

>> No.4938793

Did she just say that she's gay?

>> No.4938794

>>4938731
>implying artificial insemination with improved genes won't be all the rage.

We'll all be firing blanks.

>> No.4938799

>>4938702

Sikhs have their extremists, too. Just sayin'. Also, you come off as a slight bigot. Anyways, in the end we're all human and some are more swayed than others by the stupid force that is religion.

>> No.4938795

>>4938781
USA USA USA

>> No.4938796
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4938796

Keep in mind what made this all possible, guys.

>> No.4938798

>>4938707

More equipment to conduct experiments and research, including a fully functioning chemical lab

>> No.4938780

>>4938647
those are the rear cams to show that we landed. we'll be getting high res color photos soon to come

>> No.4938781

Happy Hiroshima Day Btw

>> No.4938782
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4938782

>>4938683
Yeah ever heard of Mars One?

>> No.4938783

>>4938707
The most important thing about this one is that it has a built-in geochemistry lab, which will let it grind up and sample Mars rocks to give us a better idea of the past Martian environment.

>> No.4938809

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/test/

>> No.4938815

>something goes wrong
>eject it
>"no longer a problem"

what the fuck?

>> No.4938816
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4938816

>>4938776
Shit = Lost

>> No.4938821

>>4938789
Ok.

>> No.4938822

>>4938782
What's Mars one?

>> No.4938805

>>4938750
To expensive to plan for a two way trip. Better to plan for a one way trip and build a colony and then find a way to bring people back to earth.

>> No.4938806
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>>4938766 MOOT EJACULATION CONFIRMED

>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

>> No.4938834

>>4938826
>playing video games at a time like this

>> No.4938839
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>>4938822
google

>> No.4938826

i played fallout

did i miss the landing? is there a vid somewhere?

;_;

>> No.4938840
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>> No.4938841

>>4938826

You poor bastard.

>> No.4938844
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>> No.4938861

>>4938826
I'll have a 1080p computer simulation + NASA Stream audio uploaded later.

>> No.4938845
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>>4938776
i'd land my rover on her mars

>> No.4938846

>>4938805

Why don't we just attach a really long string to the ship they take to Mars, and then reel it in real carefully after they've landed?

>> No.4938847

>>4938740
>>4938745
>>4938765
>>4938772

>it's bigger

Okay, so apart from the feat of getting a power supply strong enough to move it, I don't see the big deal.

>ctrl+f

Okay, ctrl+f what word? Or do you not fucking know how ctrl-f works?

>just read the thread!

Yeah, sorry I'm not taking three hours of my time to read the entire thread instead of asking someone to take 3 seconds and type an answer in a thread about the very fucking thing. Do you not know what a discussion board is?

>> No.4938848

>>4938782
Oh god, don't get me started on that retarded shit. Red Mars was good, but reading the book doesn't make you a Mars Expert.

>> No.4938849

>>4938758

>stasis
>as likely as genuine backwards time travel


>>4938711


this.


I assume this particular anon read the same news report recently about the company that is sending a one way trip to mars in the not too distant future....


and about how its well known in the space industry that the only way to send someone to mars is on a one way trip, and that multiple astronauts and other well known people in the space industry have said this exact thing on multiple occasions.

>> No.4938870

Guys what the fuck is going on? What is this rover? Who or what is mars? TELL ME WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO MY LIFE

>> No.4938875

>make joke
>clap clap clap

oh for fuck sakes.

>> No.4938876

>>4938822
A scam.

>> No.4938877

Guys, what would happen if a bug just fluttered by the camera

>> No.4938880

>>4938847
It's better built to find out if there was any chance that Mars could have supported life at some point.

Now shut up, faggot.

>> No.4938881

>>4938865
Don't you mean put them in the MARSEUM. On MARS?

>> No.4938865

I hope some time in my lifetime they'll be able to go retrieve the rovers and put them in the Smithsonian. Either that or be able to go visit them where they stand. We can do it if we all let our governments know that its something that we care about.

>> No.4938895
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4938895

you all know the real force in the control room right?

>> No.4938896

>>4938847
Here's a simple fix to all your questions about this: Google.

>> No.4938899

>>4938877
Everyone would flip their shit and the entire meaning of our lives would change because we just discovered life on another planet

>> No.4938900

>>4938865
>implying spirit and opportunity arent buried in dust already

>> No.4938902

>>4938861

could you tell us your uploader account?

>> No.4938903

>>4938870
Because men finnaly landed on mars on an SUV.

>> No.4938887

>>4938671

servers probably getting raped

>> No.4938888

>>4938870
we just landed 3 people on mars, get with the times nigger

>> No.4938889
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>> No.4938891

>>4938702
>>4938686
>>4938677
>hasn't heard the news
lol some dumb shit Amerifat killed off a bunch of people in a Sikh temple confusing them for muslims LOL

>> No.4938892

>>4938870
Leave /sci/ pls

>> No.4938916

>>4938805
Why?

>> No.4938917
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4938917

>mfw I'm going to take a day off work to watch NASA and Mars stuff

>> No.4938918

where are the pictures anons

WHERE ARE THE PICTURES

>> No.4938920

>>4938877
Shit would hit the fan, plain and simple.

>> No.4938922

>>4938815
Finally - they learned how to Cubix!

>> No.4938923

>>4938762
Yes please, that would be wonderful.

>> No.4938925

$2.5B dollars? Sorry but what a fucking waste of money. The U.S could have really used that here at home rather than on some fucking circlejerk science project.

>> No.4938908

>>4938888
And a monkey named Ulysses

>> No.4938910

>>4938665
2deep4u bitch

>> No.4938913
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>>4938849
Is it really that unfeasible to develop some kind of surface to orbit propulsion system that uses mars' atmosphere and the compounds in its soil to drive the engines of a craft that can send them back home?

Its only year and a bit anyway before its within range for something of this nature upon touchdown.

>> No.4938932

>>4938849
>as likely as genuine backwards time travel


is it really that unfeasible? I always assumed putting humans to sleep or slowing their metabolism down to near-nothing or freezing or whatever was just a hurdle waiting to be jumped in the semi-near future

>> No.4938933

>>4938925
>>>/pol/

>> No.4938936

>>4938895
I couldn't stop myself from laughing when I saw it.

>> No.4938937

>>4938900

Finally! Space archaeology gets proper fieldwork!
Imagine being an undergrad in 2090, digging in some shit basin in Mars, when you hit metal.

>> No.4938940
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>>4938925
You should see how much we spend on the war effort, it'll have you doubling over.

>> No.4938941

>>4938900
opportunity is still going, spirit is buried

>> No.4938942
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>>4938925

>> No.4938945

>>4938925
So cool and edgy, go back to your foodstamps.

>> No.4938948

>>4938925
You're an idiot, think of what this progress will mean once this planet goes completely in the shitter.

>> No.4938951

>>4938925
I rather expand the front of science then wasting it on a dying system which will just end up with the money being pumped into a Corporation and war

>> No.4938929

>>4938916
landing on another planet is one thing; taking back off takes an immense amount of fuel that we can't take with us there.

>> No.4938930

>>4938913
and are you gonna fork the bill for that? we are too busy killing sandniggers to spend money on this useless shit.

>> No.4938954

>>4938880

Thank you. Tits for you:

>>>/b/417124903

>> No.4938956
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4938956

That wasn't a crater! That was my house, you insensitive claud!

>> No.4938959
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4938959

>>4938847
>ctrl f what word?!

What you fucking asked. Its been said almost the exact same way like ten times.

Pic partially related, dumbass.


>Or do you not fucking know how ctrl + f works??

I'm not the dumbass who can't fucking read a book or even bother using google to get information.

>> No.4938960

>>4938925
>1/6 the cost of grown men running around for London Olympics so we can go to fucking space.
>waste of money

Are you retarded?

>> No.4938961

that feel when a african american man is the first human to ever set foot on mars

>whiteys

>> No.4938962

>>4938776
This is Jane Valderamma, for you Mars Landing news.

>> No.4938964
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>> No.4938965
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>>4938432
>mfw real life Asian girlfriend
>mfw her parents hate me for not being Han

>> No.4938968

ALIENS WHERE

>> No.4938953

>>4938913
>that uses mars' atmosphere and the compounds in its soil

Please, tell us what gave you the idea that Mars has any of the sort that can be used as fuel?

>> No.4938977
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4938977

fuuuuuuuuck

>> No.4938972

Dammit /sci/ stopped getting trolled

>> No.4938986

>>4938902
My channel is not at all intended for this subject, but like I'm going to miss the opportunity to share this with the world. I'll probably have a download link in the description for getting the vid yourself if you need it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/KyleJohnsonVA

I'm waiting for the current "nasahdtv" stream to go offline so I can rip the audio of the saved video that will end up on UStream, and mix it with the audio from the more info-focused stream that I had running. If someone knows of some alternative stream where I can already rip the audio right now, please link me to it and I can have this video up in about 30 mins.

>> No.4938987

>>4938925
$2.5B is NOTHING compared to what the United States spends on defense, which for 2012 is going to be at around:

Total Spending $1.030–$1.415 trillion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_budget_of_the_United_States

>> No.4938974

>>4938925
Do you realize how cheap that is compared to what you invest in your fucking US Army?

We should have sent that rover decades ago

>> No.4938992

>>4938977
ALIENS

>> No.4939003

>>4938987
Yes, but I want to sound smart and socially aware!

>> No.4938990

>>4938954
>being from /b/

That explains your incompetence.

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>>4938953
Supercritical Carbon dioxide, genius. Not saying it would be reliable or even very powerful but harvesting mars for Co2 Could well prove a way to get the astronauts back home.

>>4938930
That does sound like a better use of resources and time.

>> No.4939012
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4939012

TIME TO FIND SOME MARTIANS NIGGA LET'S DO THIS

>> No.4939013
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4939013

>>4938977
>>4938977
>>4938977
>>4938977
>>4938977
>>4938977
>>4938977
ALIUMS

>> No.4939017

>>4938977
jesus christ what the fuck is that.

>> No.4939021

>>4938951
That "dying system" is what funded this project in the first place. Better to figure out a way to continue funding education at home, reform our banking system, reform laws, and especially our healthcare. If you don't have anyone that can bother with surviving at home then this kind of stuff can't happen.

Again, waste of money. Mars will be there 100 years from now after we fixed local problems first.

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apparently there is a 3rd image guys.

>> No.4939008

>>4938954
jesus christ please gtfo

>> No.4939030

>>4938925

Complaining about "wasting money" is how people pretend to care without doing anything, or spending money of their own.

>> No.4939031

>>4938761
>consequently Russia actually had a ridiculous chemical and biological weapons program throughout the cold war, including entire ranges of nerve gas chemicals that the US did not even know existed.

that's really interesting actually. i heard a lot about the secret japanese unit which was doing a lot of human experimentation

>> No.4939034

Ok be honest. Who here thought it will just leave a giant crater?

>> No.4939035

>>4938925

the US military spends more on air conditioning than the entire budget of NASA

>> No.4939036

>>4938977
fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasfidojkmsalcv,p.3=-1r9raf;l,84173nfffff[9F30MFEadfI329

>> No.4939049
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>>4938977
OH SHIT FUCK, EVERYBODY EVACUATE THE SOLAR SYSTEM

>> No.4939050

AMERIPOORS COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD OR ENGINEER HIGH DEFINITION CAMERA FOR SPACE LOL

>> No.4939051

>>4939023

There is clearly something in the distance.

LETS GO PROBE IT WITH SCIENCE

>> No.4939037

>>4938977
everbody calm down and drop this image in google. you'll find the source.

>> No.4939042
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>>4939023

it's glorious

>> No.4939044

>>4939023
WHere do you get all this photos?

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>>4939037
>mfw i got a /tg/ thread

>> No.4939068

>>4939050

Eurofags couldn't even go to space because it isn't in Shariah law.

>> No.4939060

>>4938959

>ctrl+f "Someone tell me what makes this rover more important than the previous ones."
>Only my post

Man, it looks like I'm just as stupid as you!

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>>4939068

>> No.4939088

>>4939072
Sup moran

>> No.4939072

What a fucking worthless endeavor. Mars will be there in the 50 to 100 years, fix the broken shit (on earth) first.

>> No.4939086

>>4939044
http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2

They just put that image up on the live feed and I got a screenshot.

The press conference is starting there now.
Also here:
http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/mars/curiosity_news3.html

>> No.4939090

>>4939072
PROTIP: There will ALWAYS be "broken shit" on earth. If you want to go to Mars, you may just as well do it now.

>> No.4939091

Briefing time

>> No.4939095

>>4939050
Those are the cameras for streaming video. Can't into space bandwidth because satellite is old. The high res images are single shots because they take forever to send. Do you even common knowledge?

>> No.4939096

>>4939072
Why are you so made yuroper?

>> No.4939098

Someone on a live stream just made the observation that the recent Total Recall film opened this weekend...

I'll leave the puns a mystery...

>> No.4939101

>>4938913

It's not impossible but it's incredibly expensive. The whole point of the one way trip is it's much cheaper.

This machine you're imagining will likely have to split water from the air/ground into its Hydrogen and Oxygen components. Very energy intensive. Very complicated. Very massive.

>Clap clap clap

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>>4939072
>implying scientific endeavors aren't completely responsible for technological advances
>that feel when you're a complete retard

>> No.4939104

That is hell of a clapping session.

>> No.4939105

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

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>>4938977

>> No.4939108
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lolwat.exe

>> No.4939109

>>4939089
FUCK

>> No.4939112

http://penny4nasa.org/

>> No.4939089
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4939089

Holy shit, guise

>> No.4939119

MarsExpress has recorded & transmitted MSL arrival signal. 9MB recording now downloading at 114 kbps

>> No.4939125

Press conference on now

>> No.4939122

>>4939060
>type in what makes this
>4 results

>all of them your question

How stupid can you be? Seriously?

Are you just some edgy 16 year old from /b/? This is the only explanation.

>> No.4939123

>>4939021
fuck off back to /pol/

>> No.4939124

>>4939107
Holy shit!

>> No.4939127

THE PLANET SMILED.
NASA CONFIRMED FOR TRIPPIN

>> No.4939129

>>4939108
I think it was pretty funny.

>> No.4939131

>>4939096
I'm sorry, but did Europe already lose? Oh, that’s right. Space exploration isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only 2012. Does not having any rovers on Mars in 2012 count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Europeans are still playing right now and they have been the best continent in the Western Hemisphere for how many years now? They’re competing with one of the worst countries in the world who just happen to have a lead because they’re feeding off the energy of landing a rover on Mars. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Europe is one of the best fucking continents in the World, they went 13-3 last year and would of won World War II if everyone didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when the Europeans wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Americans just stopped streaming their triumph, just like the Jews did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-European topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the continent because they’re good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking continents on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>> No.4939116

am I late? Did it happen yet?

>> No.4939113

>>4939072
I hope you're a troll. People like you are the enemy of mankind.

>> No.4939138

oh so funny guy

>> No.4939139

>>4939003
>tfw hipsterfags think that

>> No.4939144

>>4939108
the liberals are already hijacking this and making it gay

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>>4939098

I saw it last night. Quaid comments in it, "I've always wanted to go to Mars." I get home just in time to see NASA freaking out over the landing.

>> No.4939153
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4939153

Science, what is it all about?
Technology, what is that all about?

>> No.4939164

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITE.

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>>4938977
don't scare the children

>> No.4939168

>Others countries, won't name them
>They are on mars thanks to USA USA

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>>4939131

>> No.4939169

>>4939131

/sp/ pls

>> No.4939154

>>4939021
> Mars will be there 100 years from now after we fixed local problems first.
please stop bringing your /pol/ shit here. There will always be fucking problems on earth. If it isn't global financial problems, it'll be wars, starvation, poverty, etc fucking etc.

>> No.4939156

DID I MISS THE FUCKING LANDING?

>> No.4939157

>>4939107
Post it on /x/!

>> No.4939159

>>4939119

Damn. That's fast as shit for being a planet away.

>> No.4939180

Can we please get our heads out of asses and stop these generalizations based upon the concepts and vulgar stereotypes of nationalism?

>> No.4939182

>>4938954
>being a complete dumbshit
>from /b/
make sense

>> No.4939184

>>4939102
>implying research done at home ON earth hasn't produced 99.99999999% of human advancements.

>everyone's face when NASA just went and credited ONLY 'merica and laughed in the face of the world

>> No.4939185

>AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA

You know what? you earned the right of being arrogant assholes tonight NASA. Good job.

>> No.4939186

>>4939168
Fucking idiot speaker.

>> No.4939187

>>4939153
Is it good? Or is it whack?
What is it all about?

>> No.4939188
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4939188

>The odds of successfully landing on Mars is around 40%

Never tell me the odds

>> No.4939189

>>4939131
Ok, seriously, I'm from Europe, I'm a big fan of European idea AND I CANNOT STAND YOUR BULLSHIT, especially not now. SO gtfo!

>> No.4939190

really murikkka?

>> No.4939192
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4939192

How long until Mars is terraformed?

>> No.4939193

>>4939122
he is!!!! >>4938954
ahahahhahahaha

>> No.4939194
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4939194

That feel when /sci/ doesn't get any fancy music, board name, or moot posts like /sp/

>> No.4939176

"...four countries that are currently on Mars, with America..."
- Charlie Bolden, 2 mins ago.

>> No.4939178

Holy fuck, that black guy just rubbed it in and call out all the other countries, saying they couldn't have done it with out USA!

>> No.4939179

>>4938977
>Not noticing the messed up NASA logo in the top right where an image has been placed over it
SHIGGY DIGGY

>> No.4939203

>>4939192
20 years

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>>4939180

>> No.4939202
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>>4939131

>> No.4939195

Nasa's 2012 budget is .48% of the Nations total federal budget.

It has been decreasing every year since the 90s. They did this with less than half a percent of the nation's budget.

HALF OF ONE PERCENT.

I dont want to hear anyone bitching about wasting money. NASA's budget is a drop in a pool of water compared to the resources consumed by other federal programs. (hint: Entitlement programs cost us almost 500 Billion dollars a year. Only the DoD beats that at almost 800 billion)

>> No.4939196

>miles per hour
I thought we were over this imperial unit shit NASA? Learn from your damn lessons already.

>> No.4939197

>>4939131
Sorry, you're gonna have to wait in line. Chinese are gonna show you up before Europe gets its shit together.

And then you'll all have to listen to Germany anyways because every other nation will be a vassal state.

>> No.4939217

I am an American Single mom with 5 kids by 5 fathers and I think NASA is a waist of money. We can send a SUV to Mars but my car is like 5 years old this is not fair.
Put more money in my EBT not shitty science what duz nuffin.
I am so upset I am going to trade my EBT for crack and get me some Alabama Black Snake!
Thanks Taxpayers.

>> No.4939218
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4939218

>space jam playing on /sp/
>YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS TREAD IF YOUR COUNTRY JUST LANDED A ROVER ON FUCKING MARS

>> No.4939223
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lol

>> No.4939219

>>4939192
If we start today, a few hundred years

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4939220

>>4939107
woa

>> No.4939221

>Six other countries are also on Mars

LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO DECLARE WAR ON MARS

>> No.4939227

>>4939195
your numbers are outdated
the number for nasa is much lower
the entitlement total is twice as high as military spending

>> No.4939213

>>4939189
>being this new

Are you from /b/?

>> No.4939212

>>4939203
But a manned mission to mars isn't planned until 2050

>> No.4939214

>press conference
>'MURICA 'MURICA circlejerk
>NASA

>> No.4939235

>>4939214
its not the international aeronautic and space administration....

>> No.4939237

>>4939212
You are kidding last time I heard it was gonna be on 2030!

Fucking hell, lets hope a private company beat NASA to the line!

>> No.4939231

>>4939189

>not knowing this pasta

>> No.4939242

>>4931410
Apathy's is mankind's biggest flaw

>> No.4939244

AMEEERRIIICAAAAAAAAA


Jose does that star spangled BANNER YET WAAAAAVE
FOR THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME
OF THE
BRAVE

>> No.4939232

>MURRICA MURRICA MURRICA

Is this the Cold War?

>> No.4939255

Why do they keep saying it has landed on mars when the counter in the nasa website shows 55 minutes to go?

>> No.4939257

ALL CREDIT GOES TO USA USA USA USA

THANK YOU JESUS
>clap clap clap

>> No.4939258

>>4939213
>>4939231
yeah fuck me...

>> No.4939259

I don't mind being rather proud of your country, but making this about America and not Mars seems tacky. On the other hand, if this increases NASA's budget, they can say America every five second's for all I care.

>> No.4939245

>>4939122

>write down several posts instead of giving a clear and concise answer in a futile attempt to appear clever
>call opposing party stupid

My work is done.

>> No.4939247

>on the *aghuh*

>> No.4939248
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4939248

>not giving a fuck

>> No.4939271

>gotta go boogie

>> No.4939272

>>4939255
It has landed, you fucking idiot. Weren't you watching the stream?

>> No.4939273

Briefing guy: "...one ton piece of AMERICAN ingenuity..." thanks to "Obama's challenge" "Long live AMERICAN curiosity." I get the feeling they're saying all this blatantly nationalistic stuff to get the ignorant US public excited in the achievments of their own country.

>> No.4939274

>>4939232
Pretty much.

They are butthurt because they aren't first on the olymics and pretty much aren't first on anything anymore.

>> No.4939275

TECHNICAL TALK COMMENCING IN ONE MINUTE

>> No.4939280
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4939280

>mfw heartbeat signal stops

Does anyone know what's happening guys? We've come too far to fail.

>> No.4939260

>boogie

>> No.4939261

>>4939237
There isn't one planned currently but timelines are for 2040 not 2030.

>> No.4939276

BRB GOTTA BOOGIE

>> No.4939278

NEW PIC MOTHER FUCKAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

>> No.4939267

>>4939248
Angry Birds in Space

>> No.4939262

>that background
>that music

>>/sp/24101074

>> No.4939263

"LONG LIVE AMERICAN CURIOSITY"

YOU HEAR THAT EUROSHITS?????
FUCKIN TOLD HARD

>> No.4939266

>2012
>Mount 0.01 megapixel on multi-billion rover.

Only in America. On mars.

>> No.4939293

Fucking hell, so much nationalism, I guess it was wrong of me to not expect NASA to keep going on about how great America is.

>> No.4939284

>America

>> No.4939285

>>4939272
No, dipshit, I just got here.

>> No.4939287

>WINDOWS XP

>> No.4939288

>>4939262
forgot one character

>>>/sp/24101074

>> No.4939290
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4939290

>> No.4939291

>>4939245
>can't use ctrl + f
>doesn't understand science
>has no idea about the applications of space exploration
>can't even use google
>is from /b/
>is 16 years old

Just go back. You're the most incompetent person in this thread.

>> No.4939295

>>4939072
careful, with that kind of talk America would have never happened, and everyone would have just stayed in europe saying "well we could travel to america, but let's try to fix this corrupt country ruled by terrible kings instead. it's not like we'd become better by going to an unexplored piece of land, certainly not become a great superpower."

>> No.4939297

>windows xp

>> No.4939298
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4939298

SPACE OLYMPICS BY 2030

>> No.4939300

>NASA TV
>All that American pride
>USA USA USA

Fuck. I thought it was just Americlaps on here that were that retarded but it seems even your most intelligent Americlaps are too

>> No.4939301

>NASA
>Windows XP in the background

>> No.4939302

>>4939287
>NASA BUDGET

>> No.4939283

>>4939255
The counter is wrong.

>> No.4939313

As an American, I can say I am deeply ashamed of the gigantic USA circlejerk that just took place. What a pointless. speech to make at such an important occasion.

>> No.4939315

>>4939255
it's counting up you dumb fuck

>> No.4939303
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4939303

>>4939217

>that feel when we will be paying for generation X fuck-ups for the rest of our lives because their parents fucked all of us over and they're too entitled and idiotic to fend for themselves.

>> No.4939304

>>4939259
THIS.

>> No.4939305

>windows xp

>> No.4939306
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4939306

welcome to /sp/

>> No.4939330

>>4939248
>tfw you'll see this in a month from your grandparents "NASA EMPLOYEE IGNORING LANDING TO TEXT GF WHAT ARE WE SPENDING MONEY ON TECHNOLOGY RUINING CHILDREN RABBLE RABBLE"

>> No.4939333
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4939333

So many claps

>> No.4939337

>>4939315
I just noticed it, puckaroo.

>> No.4939341

>>4939273
Duh..

That was Obama's personal science advisor.

Just let it go, this is an achievement for all of mankind.

>> No.4939346

God damnit here come all the "WORLD WITHOUT BORDERS" fags to ruin the fun.

>> No.4939349

>>4939313
>He could have said "Humanity's achievement".
> NOPE, MERICA TIEM.

I feel the same way.

>> No.4939352
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4939352

SPACE JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SPACE JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SPACE JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SPACE JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SPACE JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SPACE JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.4939354

>>4939295
>Implying America isn't as corrupt as most European nations. How were those wars and unlimited anonymous lobbying?

>> No.4939355

Look what /m/ made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0uzahERL8

>> No.4939356

Fock yeah America! (I'm European)

>> No.4939343

>>4939259
Maybe even better is if it DOES piss off some other countries.
Makes them jealous, makes them feel inadequate, makes them pump up their own space programs and compete with us.
>Russia vs. US
>Man on the Moon before the decade was out
>US vs. Fucking No one
>Uuuuuugh, time to wake up? Just toss another satellite at the moon, analyze the dust and call it a day.

>> No.4939360

>>4939352
HEY DJ

TURN IT UP

>> No.4939362

>>4939343
We're just patiently waiting for martians to blow the fuck out of that rover so that we can laugh in murica's face.

>> No.4939365

>>4939313

As a non-American, I can say that it really doesn't matter. I left the stream because if you don't know that America is going to be jingoistic as fuck about anything, then maybe it's time for you to leave this planet. Let Americans cheer, so long as we all get closer to a better future. I look forward to future space accomplishments thanks to Americans.

>> No.4939370

>>4939349
well to be politically correct, all 320 million american did not chip in on this mission, NASA employees made this happen. so it's not even murrika tiem. american here, I'm just proud of the smart people that got it done.

>> No.4939372

>>4939313
>>4939349
You know that NASA has to prostitute itself for its budget. It's corporate speak. I don't mind.

>> No.4939376

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP YOU CAPITALIST PIGDOGS

WE HAVE TO BUSINESS

>> No.4939379

>Hey can we get everybody seated please
>Hey everyone please sit down please
>please respond

>> No.4939383

EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN

>> No.4939385
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4939385

>>>/sp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT54vgFsMHg

>> No.4939396
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4939396

Without the stupid nationalism, NASA wouldn't have any funding.

>> No.4939393

gangbang her

>> No.4939394

guise..hey ..hey guise, come on guys we gotta start talking..*sigh* guise come on please every get quiet.

>> No.4939395

>>4939370
>politically correct
>>>/reddit/

>> No.4939401

>>4939192
Half a billion years.

>> No.4939397
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4939397

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

>> No.4939398

>>4939379
"EVERYBODY SIT YOUR FUCKING ASSES DOWN"

>> No.4939399

So much spaghetti

>> No.4939400

>>4939379

This poor guy

>guys...we have to science...guys...

>> No.4939382

>>4939259

This. While American patriotism makes me cringe, and I think you guys are going a little bit overboard (or being a bit too ironic) I'll do my best to not mind it. This is the one thing the world actually admires you for, thank you for your contribution to science.

>> No.4939381

>>4939370
>Politically correct
I don't think you know what that means. You're being technically correct, not politically.

>> No.4939407

America: Can land on Mars, cannot get a small crowd of people to quiet down

>> No.4939408

lol this is fez
>plz quiet
>everyone plz sit
>plz quiet
fez is that you

>> No.4939409

So, uh, how the fuck do they get data to send from such a long distance when I can hardly get mobile phone coverage in some areas?

>> No.4939410

BE QUIET...

GUYS PLEASE.

PLEASE RESPOND

>> No.4939413
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4939413

>>4939355
nice

>> No.4939414
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4939414

>tfw I just have /sp/'s thread open to dance to space jam

Feels great.

>> No.4939418

Whats with everybody hating on the nationalism. Every country would do the same thing.

>> No.4939404

>America
>Can land a rover on Mars
>Can't sit down and shut the fuck up

Only in America

>> No.4939422

>MEANWHILE, ON BIZARRO /sci/

Fuck, I can't believe the retro rockets didn't fire because of a metric/imperial fuckup.

At least Gale Crater has a nice Curiosity-shaped crater inside of it.

>> No.4939423

>>>/sp/24101074

/sci/ bros are welcome to join the party.

You guys are responsible, after all.

>> No.4939425

>>4939407
>>4939404
Americlapmind

>> No.4939426

>>4939409

Ask Europe to borrow their satellite

>> No.4939428

>>4939192
Never.

>> No.4939420

>>4939385
That's a little too much jingoism for me.

>> No.4939421

>>4939400
He don't sound like no Murikan
Get that foreign German Nazi off the stage
Booo
MURIKAAAAA

>> No.4939437

/sci/ please help. I need to download the UStream video so I can rip the audio and apply it to my 1080p simulation recording.

>> No.4939442

Why was the crater chosen?

>> No.4939444
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4939444

>>4939385
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

>> No.4939445

>>4939423
All that nationalistic pride.
It disgusts me.

>> No.4939449

I like this nationalism, maybe China will take offense and try to 1 up us.

>> No.4939434

>>4939418
Americans are over the top on that matter, like their bellies.

>> No.4939432

>>4939231
Sure looked like pasta, but I've never seen it.

Is this a /sci/ thing cuz I'm an im/mu/grant?

>> No.4939433

Oh boy

>>>/b/417128341

>> No.4939454

>only in the usa
he said it

fuck off nasa

>> No.4939453

>handholding

That was fucking awkward

>> No.4939455

>>4939449
Competition breeds innovation.

>> No.4939456

>>4939445

It's just trolling, man, calm down. It's what /sp/ does.

>> No.4939452

>>4939449
HOLY SHIT HE SAID IT

>> No.4939457

>only the USA can do and the rover is made in the USA.

Closed the stream, abandoned thread, went back to sleep.

I woke up for this?

>> No.4939463

>>4939449

Please, another space race.

>> No.4939465

CALL OF DUTY: SURFACE OPS

>> No.4939466

>>4939456
It's not just /sp/. It's NASA as well.

I don't want to live on this planet any more.

>> No.4939467

I'm curious, what on the Curiosity wasn't built by the US of A?

If it is some kind of assay tool or drill bit or something I really don't give a fuck.

>> No.4939460

Arrogant bastards this should have crashed...

>> No.4939461
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4939461

>> No.4939462

>>4939442
Martian clay indicative of presence of liquid water in the past

>> No.4939481
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4939481

>>4939463
>US/China "friendly" space race

It would be beautiful

>> No.4939482

Is it really that offensive for a U.S. agency to say, "Fuck, yea. America!"

>> No.4939483

>>4939467
I don't know - the nuclar power that fuels it maybe?

>> No.4939486

>>4939466
oh get over it, tribalism has been with us for 100,000 years and it is not going away any time soon

>> No.4939472
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4939472

>>4939409

>> No.4939487

>>4939477
>tfw you move to Mars and there's a McDonalds
fucking Mars

>> No.4939488

>People around the world worked on it
>USA USA USA

Americans are probably the most retarded people on Earth. Seriously.

>> No.4939489

>>4939466
WHAT YUROPOOR CANT HANDLE THE GREATNESS OF AMERICA!!!!

>> No.4939478

>>>/a/69687903
/a/ MARS NOW

>> No.4939474

There's an /a/ sticky with Feels So Moon playing. Fucking great!

>> No.4939475

OH YEAH FUCK SCIENCE

GO MURICA GO

>> No.4939476

>>4939445
This is why I'm spending my time on /b/ tonight, where they actually apparently care about cool shit like this. Turns out y'all should be celebrating. No science to be done for a while since we are out of communication range. Play tonight, work tomorrow

USA USA USA!

>> No.4939477

>>4939466

Good thing you can live on mars now thanks to the glorious US of A

>> No.4939480

>>4939442
http://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/wvqwt/why_was_the_curiosity_rover_not_landed_at_the/c5h9
7sr

>> No.4939499

>I want to thank the man at my side, Richard Cook

Camera pans out

>Oh fuck oh fuck I don't know which side, who the fuck

>Zoom back in zoom back in

>> No.4939497
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4939497

>> No.4939498

>"the person on my left"
>camera moves to his right

>> No.4939501

All the edgy children mad about nationalism

At least they are giving credit to a people and a way of life greater than themselves.

They could just as easily be saying "WOOOO FUCK YEAH WE ARE THE BEST THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM ARE BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO BE"

>> No.4939495

WO WO WO WO WO WO WO WO

the fuck was that

>> No.4939506

>>4939474
>>4939478
>not Fly Me to the Moon
>not Furu furu furu Moon
It'll do anyway.

>> No.4939507

>>4939457
Same feeling here. I was really excited about it (still am), but it sucks to have even the people at NASA come out and say 'lol no, only 'merricans allowed'.

>> No.4939508

>>4939474
wait i don't get it, why does /a/ care about this?

>> No.4939509

>>4939495
NASA interns

>> No.4939510

So, for how long are they going to continue to suck each other dicks until the real science begins?

>> No.4939512

Are they gonna say anything interesting or just having new people come on to say the same thing?

>> No.4939505

>>4939498
That's correct, you dumbass.

>> No.4939517

>>4939501
>implying that would not be better

>> No.4939518

>>4939508

Well there's an anime this season about a man trying to become one of the first astronauts on mars.

The song is the OP for it.

>> No.4939519

>>4939505
His right, not our right.

>> No.4939521

>>4939497
Get back to your claptor and die.

>> No.4939523

>>4939498
>implying his right is our right

>> No.4939513

>>4939488
they'll get credit for their fancy space petri dishes or whatever the fuck they contributed later. MOTHERFUCKING SKY CRANE OKAY.

>> No.4939516

>>4939508
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SCIENTIST TO THINK THIS IS COOL AS FUCK. FUCK

>> No.4939529

>>4939518
>not playing the MARTIAN Successor Nadesico theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_HgF0kdmqY

>> No.4939530
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4939530

Bill Nye says: WE MARS NOW

>> No.4939533

>earrings

>> No.4939536

>>4939529
>not playing THIS song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugY6HNLOCo

>> No.4939539

>>4939523
>>his right
Read.

>> No.4939542
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4939542

NEW IMAGES FROM CURIOSITY

>> No.4939537

Anyone else counting how many times the Americlaps clap during these speeches?

>> No.4939544

>>4939518
I'm intrigued, what show is this?

>> No.4939546

>>4939537
23 so far

>> No.4939538

>>4939536
INB4 HE CRIES

>> No.4939551

>>4939546
wrong its 13453480-234892347589-23476589-2465t89-2475-8023470-273456-7234905623450762345789237645239-457t2389-
4567140-39672457602934563476345613451345.13245!#@$%!3452345r1q3452349r3804703485t1290q578q3490rfu923
456-89u34567y234w5y25t decimal fuck

>> No.4939550

>>4939544

Space Brothers.

>> No.4939552

>>4939548
Based moot. Fuckin' based moot.

>> No.4939553

THIS NATION IS AMAZING GOD BLESS AMERICA

>> No.4939548
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4939548

USA USA USA!

>> No.4939549

>>4939488
Dude, you'll need to boost your signal before i can hear you FROM MARS!

>> No.4939560

>America is a great representation of a piece of humanity that innovates and engineers

They really like to pat their own backs

>> No.4939561

>>4939542
what shitty quality.

well at least they're in color now.

also USING THE CHAINSAW AGAINST CYBERDEMON WTF ARE YOU DOING?

>> No.4939566

>>4939555
I don't think it moves much quicker, it doesn't have to turn as often though, fucker is huge so it can just roll over rocks instead of going around them.

>> No.4939567

>>4939555

0.1 mph

>> No.4939555

Does anyone know how fast the Curiosity rover is supposed to travel compared to Spirit/Opportunity? It has a different power source and way larger wheels, so is it going to move faster?

>> No.4939580

>So please, a round of applause

>> No.4939576

>>4939555
>Speed: Once on the surface, Curiosity will be able to roll over obstacles approaching 75 cm (30 in) in height. Maximum terrain-traverse speed is estimated to be 90 m (300 ft) per hour by automatic navigation; average traverse speeds will likely be about 30 m (98 ft) per hour, based on variables including power levels, terrain difficulty, slippage, and visibility. MSL is expected to traverse a minimum of 19 km (12 mi) in its two-year mission.[36]


Yea, its wikipedia.

>> No.4939582

>>4939555
>driving at any speed faster than a crawl
>it takes 7 minutes to tell it to stop or turn if something happens
Nope!

>> No.4939571

>>4939555

It's an American SUV.
It'll make it eight blocks before it needs more gas.

>> No.4939584
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4939584

>Curiosity taking over 4chan

>> No.4939583

>>4939567

A mile every 10 hours is pretty damn good.

>> No.4939592

Are you fucking happy now you goddamn europoor crybabbies?

>> No.4939587

>>4939553

>god

>> No.4939598

>>4939582
>implying no automatic navigation

>> No.4939606

>white people send shit to mars
Meanwhile, niggers can't even send a man to NASA.

>> No.4939604

>>4939584
Curiosity killed the chan

>> No.4939611

>>4939583

0.9 km/h, still not bad.

>> No.4939619

>>4939606
NASA administrator is a nigger

>> No.4939620

>>4939614
He was appointed by Obama. I lol'd.

>> No.4939614

>>4939606
You do realize the president of NASA is a blackmon

>> No.4939613

>>4939606
Okay
I laughed.

>> No.4939625

>>4939614

So is the president of the country. So we like to put darkies in suits to look nice, white people do all the actual work.

>> No.4939623

>>4939606
except a nigger IS nasa

>> No.4939624

>>4939606

Yeah, keep wasting billions of dollars while Americans starve and die of preventable diseases like AIDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY

Blacks understand what are social priorities should be.

>> No.4939626

>USA lands SUV on Mars with a 2 meter error
>North Korea can't launch a rocket without it blowing up

Kim Jong Un are you even trying

>> No.4939621
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4939621

Do you guys seriously still look at things in terms of "my country" and "your country"?

I seriously have never been able to see that my entire life.

I mean... what is an "american"? We have people from all over the world.
So are you just feeling like:
>yay, go us! A group of people that just happened to live where we do! ya!...... ya....
>We are visionaries because we have the resources to do what other countries probably could do equally well if not better given the same resources
>because it's not like anyone else in the world feels the same way we do, if they did then they would live in america, so there is only us!
>go murica!

I just don't get it.
I genuinely cannot see achievements like this as country related...
All I can see is what it means to humanity. The inspiration it will give people, and the knowledge.

Because make no mistake, this IS the achievement of people coming from different countries (regardless of present citizenship), and this WILL benefit all of humanity.

(I am an american BTW, but this is still how I think)

>> No.4939635

>>>/sp/24105120

>> No.4939636

>>4939626
We had help from the aliens, which we inherited after defeating the Nazis.

>> No.4939644

This image had me tear up a bit, anons. Three generations... and how far we've gone in such a short period of time. ;_;7

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/PIA15279_3rovers-stand_D2011_1215_D521.jpg/
800px-PIA15279_3rovers-stand_D2011_1215_D521.jpg

>> No.4939653

> finally actual questions
> "I aint know"

this shits just boring and awkward

>> No.4939650

>lone clap in the middle of a sentence
>room goes quiet while speaker stares in disgust
>finish sentence
>clapclapclap

>> No.4939651

I'm going to assume that NASA is only providing lip service with all the lol Murrica is best shit. They have to get money from the government after all.

>> No.4939652
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4939652

>>4939614
>mfw few years back NASA didn't allow a ton of black people of joining NASA
>when obama got president he appointed a black man
my sides when
my sides when
my sides when

>> No.4939665

>>4939621
i completely agree with you, but most people don't feel that way, and an agency like NASA would certainly try not to appear that way so they they can acquire funding for more projects

>> No.4939666

would bang adams daughter

>> No.4939677

Fuck, it's a Frenchie!
Abort question, get an American in front of the camera, who invited that snail sucker?

>> No.4939671

>french guy trying to steal focus from america

go figures

>> No.4939670

If you guys are curious, the Curiosity's wikipedia page says where all its instruments were developed. A quick glance showed Germany and Paris.

>> No.4939694
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>>4939621

oh thank you! i was on /b/ and every single comment was a nationalist statement. i thought only my stupid old spain was like that because of football (soccer).


i better stay in this thread. nice one /sci/

>>4939650
yeah, it's BIG. i hope the next one actually gets a human driver onboard.

>> No.4939695

HAHAHAHHAHAHA NO

>> No.4939696

>Students take control of Curiosity

>> No.4939697

the fuck????

HUR DUR CAN RANDOM COLLEGE STUDENTS DRIVE MARS ROVER

>> No.4939687

>>4939677
>>4939671
France here, we are sorry about this guy

>> No.4939701

NASA guy in charge of not knowing anything

>> No.4939704

>>4939671
>>4939687
But France worked on it too

>> No.4939699

Students operating Curiosity. That'd be badass.

Little ten year old girl had the best question.

>> No.4939715

>>4939621
>I mean... what is an "american"?
If you went through the public school system, you are an American, doubly so if you own a Driver's License and know your SSN.

>> No.4939717

WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL WITH THESE SHITTY QUESTIONS
lol i don't know anything about this so i'll just ask about his family and favourite food.

>> No.4939721

>>4939704
Did france build the propulsion systems? the drogue chute? the god damn space crane?

Nope, they will be thanked plenty when we bust out their little rock laser or whatever the fuck.

>> No.4939711
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4939711

hey guys whats happening on this plane- WAAAAARRRRGGGH!!!!!

>> No.4939724

>>4939704
Granted, only for the instruments inside the rover, they never took part in the most difficult side of the mission. That guy is just an attention whore giving frenchies a bad reputation

>> No.4939727
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4939727

>that most recent guy
>"It's my dream that this will inspire our youth to think about the future and maybe people will want to go to Mars one day"
okay it wasn't quite like that but still

>> No.4939722

WHERE IS THIS STREAM AND HOW CAN I HEAR SCIENCE MEN SPEAKING ??????????????????/

>> No.4939732

>Scientific achievement.
>/sp/ gets a new background and theme song, starts masturbating to the american flag for something they probably didn't even know was happening
>/sci/ keeps its cool, talks about what it means for humanity
Why do jocks ruin everything?

>> No.4939728

I just thought, What are the chances of the Nuclear reactor overheating? I don't know how it works or what they are using in it

>> No.4939738

More pictures expected in 25 minutes

>> No.4939734

Can someone save this thread as an image for download?

>> No.4939750
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>> No.4939751

Irish space agency confirm Curiosity's mission is to take upskirt pictures of Mars

>> No.4939753

Adam Steltzner seems like a pretty cool guy.

>> No.4939754

>>4939621
Yes, you aren't the only one who likes LSD.

Step down from your pedestal of enlightenment and carry on.

>> No.4939757

>>4939728
I'll be honest, I'm copy/pasting this.

>Chain reactions do not occur in RTGs, so heat is produced at a fully predictable and steadily decreasing rate that depends only on the amount of fuel isotope and its half-life. An accidental power excursion is impossible. On the other hand, heat generation cannot be varied with demand or shut off when not needed. Auxiliary power supplies (such as rechargeable batteries) may be needed to meet peak demand, and adequate cooling must be provided at all times including the prelaunch and early flight phases of a space mission.

>> No.4939762

>>4939728

>Chain reactions do not occur in RTGs, so heat is produced at a fully predictable and steadily decreasing rate that depends only on the amount of fuel isotope and its half-life. An accidental power excursion is impossible. On the other hand, heat generation cannot be varied with demand or shut off when not needed. Auxiliary power supplies (such as rechargeable batteries) may be needed to meet peak demand, and adequate cooling must be provided at all times including the prelaunch and early flight phases of a space mission.

>> No.4939774
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>>4939732
>not being athletic AND intellectual
go back to crying in high school

>> No.4939768

GUYS WHAT HAPPENS IF THE ROVER FLIPS?

HAS NASA THOUGHT OF THIS?

>> No.4939780

>>4939732
it's called "jokes" and "fun"
it's a shit board though
>Why do jocks ruin everything?
haha oh wow, so much beta and autism

>> No.4939781

>>4939757
>>4939762

That is a sigh of relief. Just had the sudden thought at the back of mind of the rover just going pop during the conference

>> No.4939783

>>4939732
I'm just wondering why /sci/ doesn't get a cool theme song..

>> No.4939789

If America was a true free market, we would already have cities on Mars.

But the Government is always keeping science and technology back so we can give free hand outs to minorities.

>> No.4939790

>>4939778

WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WORLD

>> No.4939778
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4939778

New photo from MARS

>> No.4939798

>>4939768
Nope. They didn't think about it.

Let's hope it doesn't flip

>> No.4939795

I'm wondering, is automating the landing of planes the main obstacle to making a rover that lands on Mars as a space plane?

>> No.4939796

>>4939768

Cosmic flips?

>> No.4939797

>>4939768
It literally weighs a ton, and only goes an 30m an hour. It's not likely.

However if it does, they are fucked.

I don't think any of the others flipped, but they weren't tackling a mountain.

>> No.4939794

>>4939732
How did they ruin anything?

>> No.4939805

Did he just say something about not letting French screwing it up? Wasn't completely paying attention there.

>> No.4939809

>>4939778


Oh shit

>> No.4939816

>>4939805

he said "pardon my french". He may have though "Screw it up" to be vulgar....

Unless mistaken, anyway...

>> No.4939813
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>>4939783
I really don't know, Moot himself came to /sp/ and changed it all, even started two stickies.

>> No.4939814

>>4939795
I am guessing the need of a long perfectly flat surface to land but looking at the previous pictures of missions. It is rocky as fuck.

If Kerbal taunt me anything, it is planes love to inspect the dirt when things goes a bit wonked

>> No.4939822
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>>4939794
>implying they don't

>> No.4939830

Any news on that 1080p video one classy anon was making?

>> No.4939827

>>4939783
/sp/ is moot's favourite board.

also they have cool mods, not to say our own /sci/ mod isn't a total bro for organizing these stickies for us

>> No.4939826

>>4939805
Video started chopping up for me so I heard that little piece about French screwing something up without context.

>> No.4939841

>Moot goes and fags up /sp/
>Still no History and Humanities board.

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS MOOT AND GIVE US A FUCKING DECENT BOARD SO WE ARE NOT STUCK WITH THOSE /pol/ FUCKWITS.

>> No.4939837

>>4939816
he said "to pardon my french, screw it up"
you can tell he's ancient when he thinks "Screw it up" is somehow offensive

>> No.4939836

>>4939816
Oh, that makes sense.
>something something -- pardon my French-- to screw it up something something
I just heard "French to screw it up."

>> No.4939838

>>4939814
Aerospace engineers are all closet geologists.

>> No.4939848

>>4939717 WHAT'S THE FUCKING DEAL WITH THESE SHITTY QUESTIONS

>How will we know Curiosity has landed? Will there be a beep?
>Will there be flashing lights?
>What will the beep sound like?
>Is there going to be a flashing beeping light?
>Beep beep me me?
>Me me me me me me me me me me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuebLakCqc

>> No.4939852

>>4939774
Being athletic has nothing to do with being a jock
>beta
Nevermind go back to negging women

>> No.4939855
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>>4939841
JIDF detected

>> No.4939858 [DELETED] 

>>4939774
Being athletic has nothing to do with being a jock

>> No.4939860

>tfw news channels would rather report on a muslim temple shooting instead of this momentous occasion

>> No.4939853

>>4939841
/tg/ is pretty good for history threads.

>> No.4939863

>>4939830
Working on it now, gotta rip the audio from one of the streams and apply it to the video.

>> No.4939865

>>4939841
Make sure they take the philosophy faggots with them.

>> No.4939867

>>4939841

>>>/r9k/332634

Moot has just made a new board for like 2 seconds.

>> No.4939875

>>4939814
They could make one of the rovers flatten an area, if need be...

>> No.4939876

I'm sorry but, haven't rovers made it Mars before? Why is this one so significant?

>> No.4939877

>>4939867
>>>/q/
>>>/z/
>>>/fk/

>> No.4939873

>>4939863
Thanks.

>> No.4939878

This explains how I'm feeling in a nutshell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZCKlonx78&feature=player_embedded

>> No.4939881

>>4939863

Thanks for the time and effort anon. It will be appreciated.

>> No.4939883

>>4939876
Because it's more advanced.

Just wait till this thing sends back HD video.

>> No.4939886

>>4939876
This one is far more advanced and is in a much more interesting location.

>> No.4939884

>>4939876
Read the thread.

>> No.4939891
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>>4939624
>wasting
>fundamental research

>> No.4939894

>>4939860
Don't be such a cunt. 7 people died, that is bigger news than this.
You "space fans" are insufferable, it's always a competition. Most of you are as bad as facebook "nerds", you only pay attention when it's in the news. I'm an astronomer and I would rather see MSL plough into the ground than people die.

>> No.4939895

>>4939876
It has its own laboratory built in and can test the soil to see if life was possible on Mars. That's the main thing I've learned so far skimming everything.

>> No.4939896

>>4939876
Who doesn't like sending stuff to other planets?

>> No.4939897

>>4939780
>beta and autism
Confirmation that you are a fucking idiot.

>> No.4939903
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>>4939883

>mfw I will cum buckets once I get to see HD video from the surface of Mars

>> No.4939904

>>4939894
>>4939886
>>4939876
Why are you trying to troll using posts from hundreds of posts ago

>> No.4939905
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4939905

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU5On872QFs
Play alongside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H0JDomv8ac

>> No.4939913

Why is Mars pink in Watchmen?

>> No.4939923

>>4939905

Actually that is almost exactly perfect.

>> No.4939926

>>4939894
>2012
>thinks pleb lives are more important than scientific advancement.

>> No.4939927
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4939927

ei guys the stream's back on let's listen to Mike.

>> No.4939925

Stream is back!

>> No.4939938
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4939938

>>4937483
MARS KITAAAAA

>> No.4939945

dat flight director

>> No.4939946
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>>4939905
listening to that soundtrack while watching the stream

>> No.4939943

Why does Youtube allow bullshit like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnG-rFFpP8A

>> No.4939953
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God Bless America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdPcWsQTBk

>> No.4939960

another data pass incoming

>> No.4939962

>>4939905
This is brilliant. You come up with that yourself?
Works best if the video plays about two seconds ahead of the music.

>> No.4939969

>>4939943
>This video contains content from Scripps Local News, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
>News program
>Priority is not to inform the public of breaking interplanetary events
Why does anyone allow something like that?

>> No.4939984
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4939984

unf

>> No.4939981

>>4939969
the media needs you to keep thinking small

>> No.4939980

>>4939926
> Elitism
Yes that's the way to get funding.

>> No.4939988
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4939988

http://youtubedoubler.com/4Gb2

>> No.4939990
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>>4939946
>>4939923
My niggas

>> No.4939992

Is your body ready for 512x512 res images?

>> No.4939993
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>>4939905
Handy link: http://youtubedoubler.com/4Gb4

>> No.4939997
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>>4939988
>>4939988
My triple nigger.
+10

>> No.4939999
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4939999

Fuck, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of the US. When you guys go retard, you go full retard, but when you guys get it right shit is fucking amazing. Keep on shining, you crazy diamonds. USA USA USA USA USA USA!

>> No.4940000

>>4939891
whitey

>> No.4940006

Tell it to me straight, /sci/. Are we the most emo species in the universe? I mean, we spend all that effort shooting buggies at Mars, and the only thing everyone's interested in is "are we alone?", as if the answer to that question will bring some kind of meaning to our lives.

Honestly, it seems like ever since we kicked out god we've been trying to make science replace him. Somewhere out there there's probably a much less emo species that's processed the fact that they're not going to run into other sentient life and just doesn't give a crap.

>> No.4940014

SHE'S SPILLING HER MARBLES

>> No.4940009

THIS GIRL, MAN

>> No.4940017

>>4939999

That's because they have extreme people.

The retards are EXTREMELY retarded, and the intelligent are FUCKING GENIUS

>> No.4940023

Man these guys and their weird traditions.
I swear they've lost their marbles, I mean look at them, they're totally nuts!

>> No.4940029
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>>4939988
10/10 son

>> No.4940052

This just in: Mars has gravel

>> No.4940059

>>4940056
Gravel

>> No.4940056

Just woke up, what exactly did I miss?

>> No.4940063

>>4940056
We have a 2000 pounds martian robot sending pictures towards Earth right now

>> No.4940065

>>4940056
The single greatest event that will occur within your lifetime

>> No.4940066

>>4940056
Your life.

>> No.4940061

>>4940056

the world

>> No.4940062

>>4940056
Clapping

>> No.4940075

>>4940059
>>4940061
>>4940062
>>4940063
>>4940065
>>4940066
I feel like shit now ;_;
Th-thanks, /sci/

>> No.4940080

>>4940075
Don't worry, this is just the beginning.

>> No.4940081

>>4940056
Murray beat Federer.
Actually, I wish I had woken up just now, instead of eight fucking minutes after the event.

>> No.4940076

>>4939988
How the fuck...

>> No.4940078

>>4940065
>Hype
>Hype everywhere

>> No.4940087

>>4939988
>>4939988
>>4939988
>>4939988

Oh man, somehow I timed it just perfectly so that they were in sync with one another. Something like 1:00 for the Transformers, and 2:22 or so for the Mars Rover video. Just fucking perfect all the way through until the audio ended.

>> No.4940083

>>4940078
>Forced drama

>> No.4940089

Hey, look! More rocks !

>> No.4940088

anyone know is they've uploaded a full audio log of mission control during the entire EDL?

>> No.4940092

>they capture live image of an ufo in the horizontal image.
>they enlarge it, and cut picture when ufo is shown

>> No.4940107
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4940107

Holy shit, Optimus Prime is narrating a NASA bump.

>> No.4940111

>>4940088
Closest I can find is a 24 minute video on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLS6V8m22-M

>> No.4940112

Ok, encoding that 1080p video of the simulation synced to the stream now. That will take around 40 minutes.

Then I'll be uploading it, which will take probably around 1.5 - 2 hours.

Patience is a virtue.

>> No.4940115

>>4940087
I played from start/start and it worked pretty well.
Too drunk from victory shots, must sleep now. See you all in the morning when we have more dericious mars photos.

>> No.4940119

Why are there so many idiots complaining about pictures?

>> No.4940124

>>4940111
>Clapping after every sequence
>Ape shit on touchdown and thumbnails
murika

>> No.4940126

>>4940092

glad im not the only one that noticed that LOL

>> No.4940131

>>4940127
>tfw you won't live to see this happen
Why tease?

>> No.4940133
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4940133

So apparently this guy gets a new hairdo for each mission and the team picks it out for him.

They picked this one to be
>>patriotic as well as cosmic


I instantly find it much less amusing now that I know he's not some punk rock guy working for NASA.

I thought I'd share the bad news with you guys..

>> No.4940127

You guys realize this event may become a pivotal moment in the future of Human space exploration, IF Curiosity discovers Mars could become habitable? Like, this would be the very first baby step towards colonizing another planet...

>> No.4940137

>>4940124
Come on, it is a great accomplishment. They deserve to feel proud of themselves.British here that has been up since 3am to watch it

>> No.4940138

>>4940092
>>4940126
LINK PLEASE

>> No.4940139

>>4940127
Don't worry dude, our civilization will have fallen long before we ever get close to the kind of tech that would allow us to terraform.

>> No.4940143

>>4940131
We could live long enough to know that it will happen some day, at the very least. To me that's good enough.

>> No.4940141

>>4940127
>Mars could become habitable

It's harder than the moon, in every way. We'd have countries on the moon before that.

>> No.4940145

>>4940124
>Mars landings are notoriously difficult
>this one's more complex than most
>part of a team that made it work
>getting paid by the mission means you're SOL if it fails

Yeah, I'd be clapping too.

>> No.4940152

>>4940133
>cosmic
I got it once we got the close up with the stars and that red and blue on black.
It's much more interesting to me that it's Space Hair.
Fuck yes Space Hair.

>> No.4940151

>>4940111
Funny you should post that right above my post about encoding a 1080p version.

>> No.4940160

MP3 audio recording of NASA's Curiosity arrival at Mars.
the radio signals transmitted during descent and recorded by Mars Express have been processed and shifted into human-audible frequencies.
http://soundcloud.com/scienceftw/audio-melacom-b-msl-edl

>> No.4940161

>>4940151
Well I'm delighted to see a 1080p version.
This was just on my sub box a while ago.

Link whenever you can, thanks.

>> No.4940164

>>4940133
I think it's actually a lot cooler that way than just him having a mohawk for no particular reason.

>filename
The picture and caption, coupled with that filename is absolutely stupid. Not blaming you, just pointing it out.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjEDHH5dhfw

I wont be exited till i have a cyborg/dragon body capable of hurtling thru the galaxy at 5millionsx's lightspeed

>> No.4940162
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4940162

>>4940152
SPACE HAIR!

>> No.4940171

>>4940165
That is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.4940172

>>4940164
I agree.

I just saved it straight to my temp folder from this site so I don't bother to rename files in my temp

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/08/the-curiosity-landing-already-has-a-meme-nasas
-mohawk-guy/260733/

that site was calling it a meme, but that's not going to happen.

>> No.4940178
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4940178

>>4940165
one step at a time my friend...

one step at a time....

>> No.4940182

>>4940112
Thank you, I shall be waiting.

>> No.4940183

>>4939396
> Or a beginning.

>> No.4940197

Is there anywhere to watch the feed of Curiosity's own cameras online?

>> No.4940202
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4940202

obama is a serious migger now

>> No.4940204

>>4940202
Does he plan to talk about this?

>> No.4940206

>>4940197
Only managed to send some low res black&white pictures for now, exspecting a live feed seems quite a bit optimistic

>> No.4940214

>>4940197
There is no such feed. Not even at NASA.
They could barely send back a 512x512 picture.

Also, they need to use all of their signal for now to send back vital operational data. So they've stopped making pictures.

I don't think it will ever be possible for curiosity to send real time video. It could probably make a video though and upload it very slowly eventually, but I don't think they will do that any time soon.

>> No.4940210

>>4940206
Not to mention it would probably eat up energy something fierce.

>> No.4940217

>>4940197
It takes several minutes just to get a damn thumbnail. Any video you happen to get won't be live, and will arrive on Earth in a few days.

>> No.4940219

Well, time to go play Red Faction Guerrilla.

>> No.4940222
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>> No.4940223

>>4940210
that's the best part about an RTG system, you got an entire kilowatt to spare for whatever you damn well please.
fuck solar panels

>> No.4940228
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>>4940222

>> No.4940229

For those who just want to see the reaction at NASA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZlo0wHx9bk

>> No.4940230
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4940230

gif

>> No.4940232

>>4940229
Thanks

>> No.4940233

Where can I see all of the images?

>> No.4940236

>>4940233
nasa.gov

>> No.4940241

>>4940214
In my opinion, the entire two-year project would be worth it if all we got was a few minutes of video with decent framerate. Nothing could better convince a generation raised by Hollywood that space is real, and it is amazing.

>> No.4940253

How are these pictures getting back to Earth? Are they being relayed via satellite?

>> No.4940251

>>4940229
>>4940229
>>4940229
>>4940229
>>4940229

>Claps everywhere
>Manly hugs left and right, large enthusiastic bear hugs
>Male timidly halfheartedly hugs girl and then quickly pulls away so as to not be charged for sexual harassment
>Girl spends rest of time quietly clapping to herself as she looks around the room and realizes she will never be one of the boys

Fucking lolled

>> No.4940252

>>4940230
Wow, a whole two frames.

>> No.4940250

>>4940214
Already
Phoenix Lander > Curiosity.

>> No.4940261

>>4940241
this
at some point, when they know they have a really great vista, they should shoot some HD 3d 30fps panoramic pan in maybe a 180.
it'll take like ten hours to upload to the MRO, but i think it's worth it

>> No.4940259

>>4940241
Yeah, nah. Hi-def of a barren red desert isn't going to convince anyone.

>>4940253
Yes, via Mars orbiters. They called it a "bent pipeline."

>> No.4940265

>>4940259
There are cyclones on Mars, pretty sure spirit or opportunity caught some photos of a bunch of dust devil's ripping around.

>> No.4940268
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWI9sg6-rU
>>4940171
WHAT!!!why?!?!
>>4940165
faster~!

>> No.4940271

>>4940259
If they photoshop in a few alien artefacts, then it would create interest in a manned mission to Mars. Why don't they just do that, just like Americans faked 9/11?

>> No.4940266

>>4940253
I believe they were being relayed back via Odyssey, while they had the window to do so

>> No.4940273

>>4940261
toward the end of the two years it's gonna be near the top of a really big hill with a view of all the ground it's been covering. With the main mission over, that might be a good time.

>> No.4940279

>>4940261
Film a martian sunrise and set it to Holst's Mars.

>> No.4940284

didnt we have 2 rovers explore mars before?

>> No.4940285

>>4940265
That's still not going to convince anyone. Seriously, even jaw-dropping canyon vistas aren't going to convince people that Mars is important. It will give us space-boners, but it won't convince people who aren't already.

>> No.4940295

>>4940251
LOL
>Thrilled guy gives colleague a hug.
>Oh fuck he forgot she was the office feminist.
>Run away.

>> No.4940294

>>4940271
Better yet, knock down the Empire State Building with a big rock and say it was a meteor from Mars, so we can declare war on the planet. Since the Iraq war cost over 1,500 times (yes, that's one thousand, five hundred) what the Curiosity mission is costing, that'd certainly be a good way to convince taxpayers it's worth it.
Anyone read Dan Brown's 'Deception Point'?

>> No.4940293

>>4940284
Yes, but the difference is like those shitty ass submarines in the American Civil War, and fucking nuclear submarines during the Cold War.

>> No.4940302

>>4940284
Yeah, but neither one of them were portable laboratories the size of a car.

>> No.4940303

What was the actual stream from the nasa website? Was it just mission control, or were other things involved?
I need to know so I can recreate the situation, and pretend I'm in the moment.

>> No.4940298

>>4940284
You're going to be pissed when you find out how many dudes we sent to explore Antarctica over the years...

>> No.4940304

>>4940285
>>4940259
You guys aren't trying hard enough to imagine what actual footage from another planet would really be like. There's no doubt in my mind that even if it were of nothing more than a few hundred yards of sand dunes, you'd both be shitting yourselves.

>> No.4940305
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gif

>> No.4940309
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4940309

Anyone else think it is retarded that they rely on the 11 year old Mars Odyssey satellite for data transmission? They have 3 much newer satellites around mars (MGS, MRO, Mars Express) with much higher data rates.

Dunno why they didn't put the "bent pipe" streaming features into those....

>> No.4940314

>>4940298


2?

>> No.4940318

>>4940294
YES!

>Create fake robotic meteorite
>Fling it at Earth
>Destroys New York City
>Blame it on Martians
>"Some say that there is no actual evidence of alien life on Mars, and that his simply an excuse to send manpower down to the plane--"
>"I'm from New York, and I say kill 'em all!"

>> No.4940325

Just woke up to this news! Fuck yeah!

>> No.4940323

>>4940309
none of those are geostationary, right?

Seems like they should have sent a cheap little repeater to put in geostationary orbit directly over the landing site, that way they wouldn't have to use all that power sending a signal direct when the satellites are over the horizon.

>> No.4940330

Possibly dumb question here guys.

Why does it take so long for the signal to reach us? Isn't it supposed to travel at light speed? If it only takes about 8 minutes or so for sunlight to reach us the why would it.... wait... is mars currently like at the opposite side of it's orbit with respect to us or something?

>> No.4940331
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More Curiosity pictures

>> No.4940337
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>>4940284
yeah, and newsflash, one of them is still roving now. The other one died 3 years ago.

http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/home/

>> No.4940340
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4940340

OK, the video is still uploading, and will be for the next hour+

When it is finished, it will be available here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzI6HEfk4lI

It's been a fun night guys.

>> No.4940343

>>4940337
RIP kawaii~ Spirit ;_;7

>> No.4940345

>>4940251
oh that was JPL? I thought it was a secret camera at a midnight screening of batman

>> No.4940348

>>4940330
It doesn't travel at light speed

>> No.4940356

>>4940330
You're right. That is a dumb question, and you should feel bad for asking it. Communications cannot travel faster or as fast as the speed of light, nerd.

>> No.4940355
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>>4940330
Look at distance from earth to sun, then look at distance from earth to mars

http://www.theplanetstoday.com/

>> No.4940358

>>4940348
uuuuhhh sorry I'm lost, are we not talking about electromagnetic waves here? what exactly is the nature of this 'signal' and how fast does it travel?

>> No.4940353

>>4940330
>Isn't it supposed to travel at light speed?
You know even sunlight takes eight and a half minutes to arrive on earth.

>> No.4940364

>>4940330
we're 13.8 light minutes away from mars right now. it takes 14 and a bit minutes for the information to be collected, pass through the martian atmosphere, get sent from the mars satellite, travel to us, and get worked through nasa's banks of servers and stuff.

>> No.4940363

>>4940323
Odyssey isn't geostationary. It was passing over the launch site (probably intentionally coordinated).

>> No.4940369

>>4940363
that's what I was thinking.

Did they get MRO to try and snap a shot of the chute stage like they did with Phoenix a few years ago?

>> No.4940367
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>>4940355
also, not to scale...

>> No.4940371

So as someone who isn't a "science nerd" but grasps the idea of having a rover on Mars, and it's job while on the planet, what exactly can we expect to see as a result of this?

>> No.4940375

>>4940355
>neptune closer than mars
>look around
>zodiac symbols
No, you will not take my jimmies, not today.

>>4940364
Ah thanks man, so it is currently farther away than the sun, that makes sense.

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HERE we go, more to scale..

>> No.4940383

>>4940371
a much more detailed geologic record of mars. not just what happened when, but when and where the water went.
and maybe some microbes, but i doubt we'll find much this close to the surface

>> No.4940379

Did anyone really doubt the landing would work out well enough? They hyped the shit out of this. For them to hyped it up so much and this 2 billion dollar projecting crashing... simply unlikely. They planned the fuck out of this thing and had the odds on their side, I'll bet you. Sure, a chance it could have fucked up, but probably 75%+ that it would work as planned.

>> No.4940386

>>4940364
>>4940375
On second thought, why didn't they schedule the thing for when mars was closer?

>> No.4940388

>>4940369
They have apparently. Won't know for some hours yet if they got it.

>> No.4940393

>mfw mars was actually reaped by spess aliens who drained it off all water and left earth alone because it had lief

>> No.4940396

>>4940369
My Apologies I meant landing site. not launch site. (sleep deprived)

>> No.4940398

>>4940386
Then how would they have got the lander to mars? sending shit to another planet and having an error range in the ones of meters is hard. Plus, we'll be going around the sun a few times before the rover has done its time. we'll be closer and we'll be further away from mars.

>> No.4940399

>>4940340
One of the funnest nights I've had on 4chan in a long time.

>> No.4940403

>/a/ Mars thread and music
>/b/ MERRICKA music
>/sp/ Mars thread and music
>/sci/ thread
>/g/ name changed and GET thread stickied
This is a fantastic night.

>> No.4940405

>>4940393
>>4940393
>>4940393
>Implying they didn't transplant a portion of the Mars population to Earth, because Mars had more resources, and wiped out the rest of the Human Martians and drained the planet of resources ... and planned to come back in a hundred thousand years and do the same to Earth.

>> No.4940414

>>4940393
MFW four billion years ago the Martians terraformed the desert planet Earth because they had used up all their own resources.

>> No.4940422

>>4940398
I don't think you're being clear, man, try again. I'm just guessing the real reason was some sort of contract delays and bureaucracy BS going on, maybe the engineers had to adjust everything around all that for when the planet was at this huge distance.

>> No.4940419

>>4940405
>implying i have a face and therefor any of this ever happened

>> No.4940424

>>4940414
That sounds like a great Sci-Fi plot.

Had it been done before?

>> No.4940451

>>4940424
I'v never heard a story like it, but there's so much bullshit sci-fi out there, it probably has.

>> No.4940461

>>4940414
mfw Sandworms

>> No.4940466

>>4940414
Unfortunately, all of the evidence of the history of life on earth disagrees with you.

>> No.4940465

Are there any more streams up or live feeds currently?

>> No.4940470

Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped a picture Curiosity landing with HiRISE

It should be available later today

>> No.4940472

>>4940424
>>4940424
I don't think there's an actual story (could be wrong, especially for obscure sci-fi novels/short stories), but it's a very popular basic sci-fi concept. Like, almost anyone who has wondered about space and life and the solar system has thought about that at some point.

>> No.4940479

>>4940466
Granted, but on the subject of panspermia, if life on any planet really did come from elsewhere, I don't see how it could happen any way other than on purpose. Some scientists think meteors from one planet could transport bacteria to another -- give me a fucking break. Look at how much effort we have to go through just to get something off of Earth's surface, let alone to the moon or Mars. People really think a rock could do this by accident? And if a sizeable chunk of a planet really were blasted off by an asteroid, every living thing near the impact would be vaporized; everything else would die soon after.

>> No.4940482

>>4940414
Wasn't one of those mars movies about it? Red planet or Mission to Mars i can't remember.
The one when they walk into cave, white room with some "holograms" playing.

>> No.4940485

>>4940479
>People really think a rock could do this by accident?

Think of it like this. What are the odds an Earth-like planet was created, and the odds of the human species forming out of the ashes of the death of the dinosaurs? The chances of everything are so minuscule, that we just don't appreciate it because we're -here-. If it happened differently, we wouldn't even know.

>> No.4940487
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Video is finished uploading!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzI6HEfk4lI&hd=1

>> No.4940486

>>4940340
Video now available

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>>4940487
>22:26

>> No.4940503

>>4940485
I fully appreciate the improbability of self-replicating DNA coming into existence in puddles of amino acids...but the chances of an object ejected at random from one habitable planet and striking another are so low as to be effectively impossible. As much as science abhors that last word, I'd stand by it.

>> No.4940504

>>4940487
i'll probably come by tomorrow and make a version of the simulation which syncs with the callbacks from the control room, slowing and speeding the clock to match

and
of course
it's set to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

>> No.4940505

>>4940503
Not to mention, how long could bacteria survive in an asteroid even if it were sealed inside? Tens of thousands of years, I hope, because that's what it would take.

>> No.4940514

>America celebrates huge achievement
>Non-Americans: FUCK YOU GUYS STOP BEING PROUD OF YOURSELVES

Euro logic

>> No.4940515

>>4940503
>>4940505

I don't know how life began on this planet, but it wasn't god, and I highly doubt aliens did it. Not saying anyone is saying this, just... yeah.

>> No.4940535

>>4940515
Once you have discounted the impossible et cetera.

>> No.4940540

>~8-9 months ago scientists launched Curiosity
>that is our sperm
>today it landed successfully on the planet Mars
>that is our egg

Let's make a baby

>> No.4940538

>>4940514
So how long have you worked at NASA?

>> No.4940539

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBzI6HEfk4lI&start1=
921&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DL0bcRCCg01I&start2=4&authorName=NU
KA

one hell of a link
but use that, and play with the music volume so it doesn't down out the announcers during the swells
it's synced to the "confirm touchdown" message

>> No.4940544

>>4940538
We pay taxes that help funds NASA
>inb4 NEETs

>> No.4940549

whycome u nerds so excite? this is not first time we land on murrs

>> No.4940557
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>>4940549
first time with a motherfucking SKY CRANE and a rover the size of a car with lasers, LASERS!!!!!!

>> No.4940561

>>4940557
>yfw the lasers are for enemy aliens
>first alien lifeform ever detected, Curiosity blasts it into oblivion
>USA! USA! USA!

>> No.4940569

>>4940561
gotta show those little green shits who's boss

>> No.4940579

>>4940539
Great idea and nicely synched.
Shortened link's below the vids, btw http://youtubedoubler.com/4GdF

>> No.4940588

>>4940557
I'm less impressed with the far-reaching implications this has for space exploration, and more with the fact that this hair-brained Wile E Coyote scheme actually worked.

>> No.4940593

What the fuck is COD3?

>> No.4940596

Fox New says "A video camera was set to capture the most dramatic moments -- which would give earthlings their first glimpse of a touchdown on another world."
Fuuuuck, there really is going to be video! Anyone know when?

>> No.4940608

>>4940596
probably not for a week or so until they relay it back

>> No.4940664

>>4940514
Actually there are a lot of nationalities involved into everything created at NASA. The initial association is just american.

>> No.4940689

>>4940664
USA! USA! USA!

>> No.4940699

>>4940664
Without America this wouldn't have happened.
Regards: Eurofag

Cooperation is great, but it's not like US industry is unable to produce the sensor systems used on MSL.

>> No.4940716
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> >2800 replies
> /sci/

sup /b/

FUCK YEAH JWST

>> No.4940721

>>4940699
I'm not bashing the states, I was just saying.

>> No.4940722 [DELETED] 

So usa sends unmanned drones on mars?

Did they assume that wherever there is sand there are sandniggers or something?

>> No.4940731

Why do people complain about NASA's <$30bn/yr budget but are happy to collectively give Appletosh Mac computers a value of over $100bn

Apple couldn't send a person to the moon with all their ipads put together. NASA is real budget for money.

>> No.4940733

>>4940721
>>4940699

Round of applause for the americlaps

>> No.4940737
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False colour.

Taken from LeReddit

>> No.4940756
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>>4940737
>>4938198

>Redditfags in charge of compression
>Redditfags in charge of original ideas

>> No.4940760

>>4940722
>>>/b/

>> No.4940761 [DELETED] 

so.... when is MRO going to uplink a pic of MSL with its parachute deployed, like the pic it took for phoenix?

http://hirise.lpl.arizona.edu/images/2008/details/cut/PSP_008579_9020_cut.jpg

>> No.4940804
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>>4940540
if this metaphor is gauged on human reproduction justified by the 9 months time period of pregnancy, then the touchdown actually represents childbirth instead of fertilization.

>> No.4940827

>>4940804
Why would the comparison be based on the nine months it takes for it to happen? That's the least important factor in the fucking comparison. Jesus fuck, you fucking suck.

>> No.4940846

/fit/ in the hizzy.
Does curiosity even lift? How big is the arm on the rover, and how often will NASA have it curling mars rocks. Can't wait to see how thick, solid, and tight this thing can get

>> No.4940860

>tfw you slept through the landing.

Why are the pictures such low-res?

>> No.4940869

>>4940860
Worry not, I saw it and in my country the fabulous broadcast of the moment when it landed was people clapping at the NASA office and gt images from the Rover thirty minutes later.

>> No.4940871

>>4940860
sorry for not bringing a nikon to mars

>> No.4940957

>>4940860
They can't download 3MB images quickly.

They will be here soon, however.

>> No.4940963

>>4940957

Ah ok

I knew based NASA wouldn't let me down.

>> No.4941029
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I had a go at roughly modeling one of Curiosity's wheels.

>> No.4941037
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>>4940860

I know that feel. It was 40 minutes before the touchdown when i said okay, let me get 30 min of sleep, my eyes are closing, and i set an alarm.

The cheering and the clapping woke me up 45 min later.

>> No.4941086

>>4941029
Nice job!

>> No.4941147

Why didn't they give it to pimp my ride before launch from earth?

>> No.4941168
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>>4941147

Because it's already pimp.

>> No.4941176

i thought we had already sent stuff to mars before?

>> No.4941181
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>>4941029
dem solidworks skillz

>> No.4941204

>>4940470 Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped a picture Curiosity landing with HiRISE

Oh god, my weiner feels funny.

>> No.4941207

>>69687903

You had better not be trolling.

>> No.4941211

>>4931972
Lasers are effective weapons in a more rarefied environment - it seemed like a better idea than a limited number of bullets, especially given the cost and difficulty of managing recoil.

>> No.4941213

>Europeans discover the God Particle
>snappy news conference, pat on the back and back to work


>Americans do something humanity has been doing since the 70s
>clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

>> No.4941215

>>4941213
to be fair, the pubic has been getting annoyed by the Goddamn Particle's obstinence before being found.

>> No.4941225
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>>4941147 pimp it

Look at it!

>> No.4941224

>>4941215
wat

>> No.4941228

fellow browser of /tg/ here, I hope I wasn't the only one that shed a tear of joy from this

>> No.4941241

Slept so well knowing we're on Mars again! Can't wait for all the SCIENCE!

>> No.4941245

>>4941224

The whole thing over calling it the God particle had people up in arms over it. And then when the results came in, everyone wondered what the big deal was. It was a huge leap forward in science but meant almost nothing to the daily life of the average person. So it translated into "Big whoop"

>> No.4941262

well I know this is going to sound stupid but what else is it going to do? Aside from taking pictures.

>> No.4941266

>>4941213

>Humanity
huh, I didn't know humanity consisted of just Russia and America. Neat.

>> No.4941273

>>4941228 /tg/

Does that mean 'transgendered'?

>> No.4941277

>>4941262 what will it do?

Science. It's going to weigh soil samples and compare it to soil weighed on Earth.

>> No.4941425
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CRANE FEEL

>> No.4941432

>>4941262
Search for signs of life

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity_rover#Rover_instruments

>> No.4941456

>>4933379

UNIX time is the exact same as UTC.

However, I kind of agree that UNIX time would be cool.

>> No.4941461

>>4941273
it mean /t/raditional /g/ames.
It's a board where you discuss settings for games and crunch numbers for optimal gameplay value, humorous or serious.

>> No.4941466

>>4941425
that can't be real.

>> No.4941526

>>4941213

Dumbass. Landing anything in Mars is risky as fuck to begin with, no other country has managed it and we've only done it a handful of times. This is far and away the heaviest thing we've landed on Mars and its success is a vital proof of concept for future missions, and ultimately manned missions. If this had failed it would have put back all Mars plans by at least a few years and probably would have resulted in even less funding for the only proven space agency out past orbit right now. This was a big fucking deal, and that's not even counting what it might learn.

>> No.4941796

>>4941526
Actually the Soviet Union landed on Mars twice, both before Viking.

>> No.4941864

>>4941796
Both missions were failures, and accomplished little beyond "landing" on the surface.

Russia was very good at doing things first. Unfortunately, they were shit at doing things best.

>> No.4941879

OH NOES!!!
It's unstickied!!!

>> No.4942022

>>4940761
https://twitter.com/MarsCuriosity/status/232510435440603136

>> No.4942232

>>4940487
Hope you guys are checking out this vid if you missed the excitement last night.

>> No.4942548

did jpl record their 9am pst press conference? i missed it

>> No.4943285

>>4941213
The difference was the presence of cameras. You can bet your space-funding tax-payer dollars that the people at CERN were also cheering their asses off when they confirmed a positive result.