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4242496 No.4242496 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you've been shitting and vomiting basically non stop for the last 3 days

I've been out of the lab for 2.5 days with this nonsense.

>> No.4242501

>Shit and vomit for 3 days
>out of lab for 2.5 days

...wat

>> No.4242506

So your lab is worth of 0.5 of shit and vomit.

>> No.4242507

>>4242501
I went in to lab for half a day yesterday.

yes while I had diarrhea. It took a while to get anything done.

>> No.4242519
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>>4242507
>while I had diarrhea.

>> No.4242522

>>4242519
Because I had experiments to tend to.

>> No.4242525

>>4242522
I'm sure your supervisor would rather have you get some rest rather contaminating the entire lab.

>> No.4242528

>>4242525
*disregard one of the "rather"'s.

>> No.4242537

>>4242525
Yeah, it was less severe yesterday. This morning though my ass exploded. Not fun

>> No.4242541

Food poisoning?

>> No.4242545

>>4242541
That our a GI virus/bacteria, bit either way there isn't much I can do about it besides keep hydrated

Btw pedialyte tastes terrible

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>>4242537
>Christmas break go back to my family for a few weeks
>my diet completely changes back to normal food
>feeling great
>go back to the dorms after break is over
>back to shitty food, microwavable shit,etc
>non-stop feeling like shit and having to shit all the time

>> No.4242553

>>4242545
Darn that sucks. And I thought I felt bad with sunstroke.

>> No.4242559

>>4242553
At least I've only thrown up twice so far today. Worst part is I was supposed to get my wisdom teeth pulled today and I had to cancel that meaning I'll have to reschedule and possibly miss more time in the lab.

Fuck everything about this.

>> No.4242562

>>4242559
You Sir, have bad luck. I feel sorry for you. Profs should be understanding.

>> No.4242570

>>4242562
Well my classes don't start till the 17th, but I'm a grad student, so I have other stuff I need to take care of too

>> No.4242580

>>4242570
What are you studying?

>> No.4242582

Just man up and get some Depends.

>> No.4242586

>>4242580
Genetics

>> No.4242589

>>4242586
Ohh Im considering studying that.

>> No.4242590

I'll be lucky to live to 30 because I've been smoking since I was 12 and when I exercise it feels like I'm about to have a heart attack. So yeah, have fun not dying and all that. Unless of course you shit yourself to death then sucks to be you bro.

>> No.4242596

>>4242590
Quit smoking or shut up.

>> No.4242664

You obviously bred a strain of highly invasive gut-rapist bacteria in the lab. They've colonize your gut and remain forever. The only antibiotic that can harm them is fire!

Enjoy your chronic diarreah.

Wait a day or two and then get antibiotics/see a doctor.

>> No.4242683

>>4242664
They were meant for the Iranians though, not me!