/sci/ - Science & Math

Am I science?

FIOIRST FIRST

Trains?

2 + 2 = 5

For very high values of 2

/sci/ence!

so, why is evolution better than creationism?

Dear /sci/

please teach me all about magnets.

Love, /a/

Beware people. I think these guys don't appreciate tourists. They might call the cops.

>get a phd in mathematics
>any job I want
>300k starting

YOU BETTER NOT BE TELLING ME NO LIES AND SHIT

GETTIN ME PISSED

let's do this

at home here i feel

so what about dat jupiter

Hey /sci/, You know this might no be the general /fa/ consesnus but i think labcoats are pretty neat.

Fun time.

Try not to annoy the locals too much, or they'll probably attack us. Be civil, people!

Finally we could solve the mysteries of creation

When did this turn into a troll train?
I thought we were being civilized?

Point nine repeating is equivalent to one.

Well someone's gotta post it. Might as well be me.

lolol

I algebra gawd

so /sci/ us lot over at /b/ wanted to know how magnets work???

explain???

fuck you

what has /sci/ence done??

Wut about aliuns.

did someone from /po/ tells us to "get the fuck out?"

inb4 the
>divide by zero - where is your god now
picture

whats up /sci/! what happens when we die?

>>1822396
I don't know, I just hop on. They are getting a bit rowdy, yeah.

HEY /SCI/ENTISTS!

If Evolution is real, why doesn't it fall victim to Entropy?

Suck it atheistfags.

>>1822400
This is becoming more frequent. Are all the boards to the right this hostile?

I like /sci/, I´m here often, hello fellas...

>>1822396
Some train passengers in /po/ wanted to troll /sci/.

>>1822399
how the fuck did /b/ get on the train?

Holy crap people, did the train suddenly get overrun by /b/-tards?

We were doing so well, and then this. . .

http://abstrusegoose.com/281

Hey /sci/
No trolling from me, I just want to say I wish I was smart enough to understand half the stuff that happens here
from /mu/

>>1822416
Just wait until /sp/

well, /sci/, is the universe is expanding uniformly in all directions, how can our galaxy be on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy? Shouldn't all galaxies be moving away from each other?

HOW DO RAINBOWS WORK

Please take your shitty train and get the fuck out. The last thing we need is faggots from /b/. We were being a shit board just fine by ourselves, we don't need your help.

GTFO FAGGOTS

ALSO, HERE'S SOME FUCKING SCIENCE ASSHOLES
DAT BISMUTH

hey /sci/. whats going on?

>>1822396

Remember we got influx of passengers from /v/? Yeah.

>>1822159
wha? people here enjoy doin this stuff?

>>1822396
/sci/ is 100% trolls trolling trolls and religoustroll trollfights.

Really.

yoda sense many /b/tards the force is disturbed

>>1822385
>implying you're an /adv/isory troll and not a s/adv/irgin troll.

>read first post

>Is it true that cats carry a parasite that is then passed to humans where it lays dormant in our brain?

I'm staying in. Ignorance is bliss.

/sci/,

Can you explain to me the magic of a lightbulb?

Oh damn... Next stop is /sp/

>my face when I can't my face when

>>1822397


yes

[captcha: JUSTICE unnistor]

>>1822433
Hey man it's brain exercise and keeps you smart. I recommend you do some exercises too.

>>1822427
what do double rainbows mean?

>>1822436
Oh yeah, and homework threads. forgot about those

I love science.

Is homosexuality genetic?

>>1822411

You thought you can just speed past us? How cute.

>>1822429
The train didn't start from /b/. In fact, /b/ is our last stop. THE FINAL DESTINATION.

>>1822443
wait, you still can
>my face when
on other boards?

Hey, Conductor. Start throwing people off.

>>1822423
Excuse my incredible ignorance, but isn't the end result possible on a large scale? Like Saturn's rings, etc. I don't know so much about being able to travel using them, but a disc around a planet would stay up, I think.

Anyway, this place has too much math. let's get out of h- OH GOD IT'S /sp/ TURN THE TRAIN AROUND

>>1822394
>>1822405
>>1822406
>>1822434

Hey /sci/, how does it that /v/ has made greater advances in Science than you guys?>>1822389

>space train
>no rails in space
>mfw

How does I henshin?

sup /sci/, so how does phrenology work?

I love how /sci/ is one of the few boards classy enough to almost completely ignore the train
stayclassy.jpg

>>1822455
Yeah, only banned on /sp/ AFAIK

Oh look, its /b/tards, get the fuck off the train

>>1822429
Train never went to /b/
We were all nice and civil . . . up until this board. I apoligize for the behavior of my fellow passengers.

Also, bismuth rocks.

>>>1820773

looks like they already have a troll science thread :o

>>1822461
IXA-cise, motherfucker

>>1822459
I apologize too. I posted >>1822394 since I thought I'd be the only one.

fucking captcha mang

>>1822432
Psh. I've been here since /v/ and...well, yeah most of /v/ is complete shit.

>>1822429
It really wasn't shitty a few stops back. I'm sorry, /sci/.

π = 3
frink has proven it.
i mean, this guy invented a flying motorcycle, a teleporting device and whatnot, he must know.

>>1822465
oh christ. /sp/ on CL day, do you know what you're riding into?

>>1822429
hey when's the next stop? I wanna check out /sp/

>>1822416

He's just running and swearing after the train. Don't give a fuck.

I think we better move on, we're disturbing them.

Damn vandals in mah train.

>>1822474
lol'd so hard when he used that to get their attention

any /fit/bros here to placate /sp/

I think I enjoyed /fit/'s hospitality. They were nice enough to point us to a sticky and greet us.

>>1822459

You forgot to mention we are all from different boards, we jumped the train when it came through our homeboard. We are no trolls, we just do a little sightseeing...

>>1822468
>>1822459

>>1822482
>>1822481

/fit/ bro here

we actually try to help people

fuck /sp

if evolution is real then why does /v/ exist

Alright guys...

HERE WE GO AGAIN

TO /sp/!

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

>>1822481
ya. I know some shit about sports. NBA mostly though.
and they call that ape-egg if I remember correctly...

>>1822493
Dude.

Seriously. Get your shit together.

>>1822474
Pi should be redefined as the quantity now known as 2pi.

Discuss.

>>1822493
uhhh

>>1822493
Dammit you forgot the link.

>>1822493

Dammit man you are getting sloppy.

>>1822429

>>1822492
/jp/ is following us?

>>>/sp/7843614

I think I should lay off the liquior for awhile. I'm too drunk to conduct a train!

That and I've been doing this for hours. I tend to slip up.

don't mind me
>>>/sp/7843614

it appears so.

>>1822493

Fail

>>>/sp/7843614

Were the /sp/ threads deleted?

The mod there is a fag, pic related

would you like to learn something, 4chan?

Oh please no... this'll only attrack more average people from /b/ and co, who will repost what has been reposted. Please review the laws of motion and thermodynamics, then feel free to post.