/sci/ - Science & Math

>asynchronous course
>the class recordings are actually all from last semester, the professor passed away after a stroke
Seriously fuck this shit

steal all the textbooks you need from the library
drop out
run away to the woods and live in a cave
eat random animals and drink rainwater
open your books and enjoy self learning without any deadlines or worries

>>12608466
Hey, that was my plan. Going to buy a few hundred acres in the mountains and just be a hermit. Hunt for food, farm a bit, study.

>>12608482
just don't get eaten by a bear
and avoid river parasites

>>12608515
Don't worry, I'll be shooting any bears or cougars that move into my territory.

>>12608349
>week 1, discussion board and syllabus assignment due full week after start of classes
>week 2, 3 assignments, a test, lab study, discussion assignment all due at end of week
>continues like this in a 16 week course

>>12608453
Kinda sick

>>12608466
>Found textbook in library
>Other classmates knew it was there too but only one copy
>Couldn't check out
>Hid the book in the art history section
>Classmates panicked
>School ended up ordering three more copies but those didn't arrive till the end of the quarter

>>12608453
same professor?

>>12608349
i'm taking an online course and i know this feel

>>12608733
In curved classes, always bring an extra RPN calculator to exams and loan it out to someone who forgot their calculator.

>>12608349
>I dont know if I can take much more
then don't take much more

they should allow people to return to campus and tighten borders to prevent future outbreaks. this lockdown bullshit is pointless. if it was an accident, then let it ride. if it's a genetically engineered virus, then make that knowledge public and respond to the threat.

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>>12609682
It’s sad but also nice since their teaching lives on

>>12610377
Yeah, but they are making money out of lectures from a dead man lmao. That should be illegal

>>12608349
Just fucking study and git gud

>>12608349
I'm sad

>>12610420
They could be. I'd be curious if his "salary" goes towards his estate.

>>12608349
I find online classes are actually better than going to classes because you can do it naked, you can skip breaks and question time, and engage the almighty 1.5 speed mode

>>12608349
>have to move back home bc covid
>"anon why are you on your computer for so much?"
>"your classes are online shouldn't they be easier?"
Yall got any good noise cancelling ear/headphone recommendations?

>>12608453
>>12609682
Ghost classes? Wow, it's just like Hogwarts!

>>12611936
>1.5 speed mode
This is the true secret. VLC + "]" or "[" as the content difficulty changes.

Kids these days have it so easy with remote learning.

Academy fraud EXPOSED

>>12612382
>VLC

>>12612395
>his media player doesn't have an endearing cone icon

>>12612417
>his media player has an icon

>>12608349
My asynchronous classes don't even have lectures. Just readings and lots of assignments. I'm busier with these bullshit classes than when I had normal classes with lectures.

>thermodynamics (3 credits)
>biochemistry II (3 credits)
>biochemistry lab (3 credits)
>mechanics of materials (3 credits)
>fundamentals of electronics (ez)
>organic chemistry lab (ez)

boys I don't think I'm gonna make it...
my biochem lab is consuming me
i spent all my time on it this week without looking at my other classes

>>12612548
for real, might as well just give me a book and exam papers. I gotta pay for that shit too, academia is limit ponzi scheme

>Veterinary curriculum has "hands-on experience" plastered all over their recruiting material
>Have seen an animal for maybe 30 minutes

>>12608349
You people are such melodramatic faggots.
Go load trucks for a few years and then see if watching videos online is still the end of the world.

>>12614150
>muh manual labor
Don't you have a truck to load?

>>12608349
>can jerk off anytime, no roomates means no interruptions and no questions
>more coom time since no walking between classes or socializing
>don't need to waste time showering daily
>when you do shower can coom in the shower no questions asked from roommates why it took so long
>can browse porn in easy classes for you to masturbate to afterward, can leave class early or not show up and just coom instead
>asynchronous classes means no class schedule to get in the way of cooming whenever it calls
don't know what you mean, remote learning has been great

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>>12614658
Haha I posted it again mom. Look at how many (You)s I got!

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>>12608531
>he owns anything other than books, spears and rocks
cringe

@12614629
>Mass reply
Cringe. No (you) for you

>>12614929
No. gib (You) rite nao.

@12614937
Kys

>>12611399
Salary? What stipend? The family of the deceased are not entitled to any royalties.
They should be paying us to keep the lectures running!

>>12608349
>I dont know if I can take much more
Just remember what they did to you.
This is the US gov flying an airliner into the twin towers of your mind, never forget 2020.

>>12614538
lmao screenshotted

>>12609682
what point is that twitter poster making?