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12495924 No.12495924 [Reply] [Original]

What sort of technology would you need to impregnate every fertile female?

>> No.12495937

>>12495924
>technology
/g/ has the answer for you

>> No.12495945

>>12495924
Wireless transmission, synthetic biology, and nanotechnology. I can't see any other way short of a robot swarm army that goes around and physically delivers your sperm.

>> No.12495955

muh dick

>> No.12495956

>>12495924
Heroin, rebar, welding

>> No.12496030

>>12495924
Alcohol.

>> No.12496087 [DELETED] 

Dude you wanna crash the mall

>> No.12496186

>>12495924
UH HUH
LIFE'S LIKE THIS

>> No.12497389

>>12496030
Kek

>> No.12497567

>>12495924
5G cummies

>> No.12497583

>>12495924
A huge penis that was spew semen all over the planet.

>> No.12497587
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12497587

>>12495924
Biogenetics.

>> No.12497646 [DELETED] 

Why did you have to go and make things so complicated?

>> No.12497651

>>12495924
surprise buttsecks machine. ill lend you mine.

>> No.12497653 [DELETED] 

Chill out, what you yelling for? Lay back, it's all been done before.

>> No.12497761

>>12495924
engineer a "vaccine" to do it

>> No.12497803

>>12495924
My dick

>> No.12497804

>>12495924
SARS CoV 2 but actually it releases sperm in the womb

>> No.12497951 [DELETED] 

If you could only let it be, you would see ...

>> No.12497985

>>12495924
Every fertile female at once is basically impossible. But you can get close.
formulate some form of viral vector delivery system that invades its host asymptomatically, is delivered to the uterus, and invades eggs and injects sperm DNA into the eggs; make it ingestible, put it in major water reservoirs in some time release mechanism (e.g., a box that contains the lyophilized/stable vector). Once its released and begins working, it will be discovered, so you'd want to time it to go all at once, so spend some time putting these time-release boxes in major drinking water plants, then trigger them all at once.
Bam, how babby formed

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This song came out just after my 20th birthday

>> No.12499355

>>12495937
>impregnating females
/g/ is literally the last board that would have an answer to that...

>> No.12499712
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12499712

Good question, but there's no point unless you've first developed something interesting to inseminate them with.

>> No.12500641

>>12495924
All you need is a particularly sharp rock and a cock

>> No.12501474

>>12500641
A-anon?

>> No.12501573

>>12495924
could one single man impregnate every fertile woman on earth in a year?
How would you do it?

>> No.12501607

based avril poster

>> No.12503323

>>12495924
Something that could provide extensive plastic surgery