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12152847 No.12152847 [Reply] [Original]

i fucking hate modern day hospitals so much
they need to stop charging so much for IV bags and other unecessary ER and inpatient services
some fucking business boomer idk who, but they created this current toxic business model. bich u need to stop. bich u need to find out how to make money in preventative services not when it counts.
>be a bich
>come in to hospital
>UTI
>get sent to inpatient and observation for 3 days
>1 iv bag of fluids per day randomly
>pumped full of antibiotics
>given anticoagulant lovenox
>famotidine
>blood pressure pills
>tylenol prn
>nitrofurantoin for UTI (this is all i need)
>lab tests
Bill 20k

a bich cant live like this!!! worlds best healthcare my ass its more like a mcdonalds

>> No.12152892

This is only a problem in 3rd word countries. Move to a more developed one.

>> No.12152895

>>12152847
>be doctor in socialist nightmare europe
>patient I have never met calls me
>Patient: "I have a UTI, again"
>Me: "Sure I trust that, let me put an electronic prescription for the same antibiotic as the last time for you. it's done. You might get billed $5 for the phonecall and the drugs cost $10. Get another phone time slot if the problem reappears. (total time: 3 minutes)"

I write a 10 word journal, no need to use fancy diagnostic codes to get paid, I get the same wage anyway.

>> No.12152909

Modern medicine is a scam, you can cure nearly all illnesses with Phytotherapy.
>inb4 autistic pre-meds

>> No.12152923

>>12152909
>Phytotherapy
whats that

>> No.12152925
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>>12152847
>modern day hospitals
More like American hospitals

>> No.12152927

>>12152909
You can cure nearly all illnesses by ignoring them until the problem goes away too.

Works well until it doesn't work, then you die or live as a cripple.

Modern medicine does a fair amount of unnecessary stuff, but it's pretty good at catching the most common die or live as cripple diagnoses and treating them in a way that have a chance to succeed.

Your phytotherapy meme have no diagnostic tools so you miss everything and then you die with your xxl bag of oregano all unused.

>> No.12152939

>>12152927
Sorry I trust nature and my evolutionary instincts more than your pre-med mumblings.

>> No.12152948
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>>12152847
Modern medicine is engineered to net harm you. Once you're in their web, they know how to keep their hooks in as they bleed you and suck out your liquified innards.

>> No.12152950

>>12152927
My doctor doesn’t do anything. I don’t even understand doctors, what do they even do?

>> No.12152952

>>12152948
Modern medicine might be able to fix your brain once you realize the err of your ways and embrace it

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>>12152952
Can't fix what ain't broke. ;^)

>> No.12152983

>>12152847
elections have consequences

>> No.12152986

>>12152847
It's because you fatass Americans think you know much better than doctors what the right treatment is so doctors have to run every test and treatment imaginable to avoid getting sued

>> No.12152996

Maybe you shouldn't be such a gross nasty hoe and get a UTI in the first place.