/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12050100
Picture is not neurolink pretty sure.

>>12050100
Based

>>12050102
it is

Ew. There are "way better" alternatives to implants.

>>12050100
I can't believe this is deemed acceptable by society.

>>12050209
Why wouldn't it be? It's going to help epileptics, paraplegics and amputees.

>>12050100
INB4: It's a big nothingburger.

>>12050100
Prediction: they'll show a few live neural recordings and maybe some stimulation, and pretend like it's next level shit while ignoring the fact that scientists have been doing this shit for decades, and people are going to gobble up that hot garbage.

Would a nuclear EMP knock out neuralink?

>>12050562
I mean the coomsumers already crap themselves with excitement the minute he posts anything, and seem to never consider the feasibility of it, they just take everything he says as fact.

>>12050574
I completely agree

>>12050562
That worked great for Apple. Can't blame a business for emulating other successful businesses.
I used to get mad about apple doing it too but now that I'm disenchanted about humanity and work in industry I just see it as a form of good business practice.

>>12050592
But least Apple isn't giving any quadriplegic people the idea that they're going to be strutting around town again in a few years. Musk is giving people false hope, and is going to shatter their dreams when they haven't made it to phase II clinical trials within a decade. I find it harmful,because it goes a lot further than simply selling people their next computer or phone.

>>12050613
Those technologies are under development with or without Musk.

>>12050619
I know they are. But Musk is the only one pretending like they'll be available within a few years, when they certainly won't.

>>12050100
Now we may finally be able to understand what in Musk's brain makes him so cringe.

>>12050628
>could
If people want to be idiots I have no sympathy for them.

>>12050631
People aren't idiots when they infer from this tweet that in a few years they could be walking again.

>>12050631
you sound like an arrogant prick

>>12050613
Is he giving them that idea? I thought it was just help people use computers better. I haven't been following it other than some quick research. If that's how it's being spun though that's kinda shitty.

>>12050792
Yup, in the opening presentation he spent a lot of time comparing their device to the tech that is currently approved for clinical use to treat neuropsychiatric conditions. The first line of their white paper is also about the restoration of sensory and motor function and the treatment of neurological disorders.

If you scroll down a bit from his twitter announcement, there are a lot of people with conditions or family members with conditions that are hoping this will help them in some way.

>>12050662
>aren't idiots
>infer from tweet
That's exactly what they are anon.

>>12050835
are you saying it's a given that we should just ignore anything that Musk says or does?

>>12050842
You should view it as the marketing that it is.
He's not making definite statements because then he'd get in trouble. Business speak sucks but it's the reality of the world we live in and anyone over the age of 25 should be well familiar with it.

>>12050847
I think that's an overly cynical and apathetic view towards how the world ought to be.

>>12050847
>How the world actually works.
>How you think it should work.
These are two distinct things. Many people mightn't even be familiar with English, considering that Twitter is an international platform, or they may simply be part of the large percentage of the population who has a below average intelligence, does that mean they should be taken advantage of? Or, indeed, they could be mentally or neurologically ill, again, does this mean they are ripe for marketing ploys? Choose which stance you operate within, the facts of the matter, or how you'd like the facts to operate. Which is it?

>>12050851
>ought to be.
It's not how I think it ought to be, just how it is.
I work in the medical devices industry and while I know our products genuinely work and are helpful for people, some of the shit that comes out of marketing or the CEO's mouth makes me raise an eyebrow.
Public perception raises investment interest and that's what drives capitalism. It's not going to change anytime soon.

>>12050864
>It's not how I think it ought to be, just how it is.
This is at odds with your previous claim that it's good business practice to operate in this way, and subsequent implied claim that if people get their hopes up, it's their own fault. You are arguing that good business practice is orthogonal to the effect is has on the perspective of people in need of treatment, and if good business practice unjustly gives people perspective, then the business isn't accountable for that fact but the person in need of treatment is. That is cynical and apathetic.

>>12050870
At the current stage of the business their customer is early investors. What they do now will encourage interest in the product and further investment. That investment will then go on to fund further development and scale up of the product. Once they have a product at market then the primary customers will be the end users but the key role of the executives is still to maximise profit for the shareholders (this is established in US law).
You might see it as unethical but if they don't drum up support now they end up without funding and the technology dies. They're in the valley of death, if they get out there's a chance (however low you may think it is) that the product they envision can come to market. If not then it's a 100% chance that it dies.
You might think "oh but then it'll be picked up by another company" but that doesn't happen very often and often-times many years later.

I don't know if it's cynical and apathetic, I wouldn't say I'm apathetic. I keep my investments primarily in sustainable companies and biotech. As for cynical I don't know, this is just the system as I was taught when I studied accounting (prior to studying science) and biotech finance (subsequent to my scientific degrees).

>>12050898
Hah, I just realised that image is from a Parkinson's advocacy group. I didn't even notice, just grabbed the first example off google images.

>>12050565
Probably, doesn't look any more shielded than a pace maker.

>>12050565
Nuclear EMP would result in couple hundred million dead if not billion+. Just saying. Few neuralink being knocked out is meaningless.

>>12050898
Yes, thank you for this overview of corporate incentives. I understand how corporate incentives would lead a company to over-promise. The reason I called you apathetic and cynical is because you blame it on the consumer for buying into these promises.

Aside from that, I think you're also ignoring the fact that there are plenty of companies out there that already develop and produce invasive tech for the treatment of neuropsychatric conditions. These companies do fairly well in terms of revenue. In contrast to Musk, however, they don't give flashy presentations and pretend to be able to solve just about any condition within the next few years.

Also,
>You might think "oh but then it'll be picked up by another company" but that doesn't happen very often and often-times many years later.
I'll just refer to your previous post here: >>12050619

>>12050100
Who would win against Elon Musk?

>Musk: I want to create an affordable reusable rocket
>general public/experts: NO YOU CAN'T

>Musk: I want to create an affordable fast self driving electric car
>general public/experts: NO YOU CAN'T

>Musk: I want to create an affordable low latency satellite internet from space
>general public/experts: NO YOU CAN'T

>Musk: I want to create an affordable/fast tunneling service
>general public/experts: NO YOU CAN'T

>Musk: I want to create an brain computer interface
>general public/experts: NO YOU CAN'T

Why are midwids/lowwits always wrong about him?

>>12051069
Tesla, PayPal and space X are the ones that have taken off so far from that list tbbqh

>>12051074
Boring Company has completed ~3-4 tunnels, has few more contracted. It went from a twitter concept to full scale work in 2 years.
Preliminary Starlink is already ready to go as they need ~3-4 more launches.
We're now at Neuralink.

>>12051083
>Boring Company has completed ~3-4 tunnels
wasn't the plan to build a tunnel across the Atlantic that operates in a vacuum? Any construction company can build a tunnel lol.

You fags always get a major boner whenever he does anything, regardless of whether it aligns with his initial promises or not.

>>12051094
>Any construction company can build a tunnel lol
The Boring Company is making a better drilling machine that can start from the surface and goes downward, while normal ones need a pre-dug shaft, which takes time.

>>12051094
>wasn't the plan to build a tunnel across the Atlantic that operates in a vacuum
No. Their plan was to dig tunnels for cheap. Extremely cheap and extremely fast.

What you're thinking of is Hyperloop, which is a concept Elon threw out a decade ago for others to build. We still have nothing concrete coming from rest of the world with regards to Hyperloop.

>>12051106
That's fine, but basically they're building a normal tunnel. You don't see how it's ridiculously over hyped? It's called hyper loop for fuck's sake, they're not building hyper loops.

>>12051114
Normal tunnels costs $1B per mile.

>>12051108
My mistake, I seem to have mixed up the two companies.

>>12051114
TBC is building a high-speed tunnel transportation system for cars called Loop. Hyperloop is a magnetic rail is vacuum and is far from happening. It's hyped because we don't have anything like it and TBC are the only ones doing it. Also this: >>12051118

>>12051128
>Hyperloop is a magnetic rail is vacuum
Nope. Hyperloop One is doing magnetic rail. Original hyperloop concept calls for air-caster, ala air hockey table.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEtZn3YrEEQ

>>12050562
This

>>12050209
Society can mind its own business.

>>12050100
>Hey bro wanna lose a few thousands of neurons so we can measure to about 100 before they die?

Why do people listen to this hack? A person who got rich building payment processors cannot tap into someone's brain without breaking things up irreversibly

>>12050100
>neuralink
ah yes
>hey BROOO, i got this hot new idea
>its like a completely new concept, ...
>... called ... SCHIZOPHRENIA!
>now you can beam the voices directly in your head
just which mental midget thought that this would be a even remotely good idea?

honestly, how realistic is the prospect of waiting 20-30 years for the tech to develop completely enough to virtually bump my iq 1-2 SD?

>>12050100
Silicon Valley style of development works with rockets and cars but medical applications don't work that way

>>12052642
>>12053105
this

>>12052589
>a person who got rich building payment processors
wrong
>cannot tap into someone's brain without breaking things up irreversibly
t. no idea what he's talking about

>tfw ur such a good goy you sign up to let ((them)) beam thoughts directly into your brain.

Reminder that we have effectively no idea how the brain performs thoughts (no, "neural networks" that are used in AI systems are not how our brain operates), neuroscience is only half a step above genuine pseudoscience, neurolink is a scam, and anyone who disagrees with me is a seething coping retard.

Do faggots actually enjoy getting BTFO by rocket man EVERY SINGLE TIME?

>>12057743
Well, I agree that the neuroscience has a lot of research potential, but suff like neuralink already exist. Take a look at brain computer interfaces for people in vegetative state which are able to comunicate to others because they are able to pick letters based on hand or leg motions they imagine which computer senses over the electordes. Similar devices have been designed and tested on blind people which gave them ability to see shapes around them. Everything that I've mentiond present massive improvement for those who experience some special pathologies and further research in that direction is more than wellcome, even though it is based on the hype.

And it's a nothing burger.

>>12050565
Yes, probably even something milder like being near a busted transformer.

>>12057743
It's not a scam, just not what the neckbeards think it will be.

When time does it start?

>>12058643
Midnight CET.

>>12058749
>CET.
Euros get out.

>>12058751
No u.

Here is E. Lon doing the Summer Launch Event from July 16, seemingly tripping his brains out.

https://youtu.be/r-vbh3t7WVI

>>12058760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVvmgjBL74w

Today's streamlink here. Should be streaming in ~2 and half hours.

>>12058753
America is the best.

>>12058798
>America is the best.

>>12050511
It's going to be.

The monkeys will browse Facebook timeline with their minds

>>12058798
>America is the best.

>>12058798
>America is the best..

I now am in love with Vanessa Tolosa.

>>12050613
You're finding something that hasn't happened yet harmful

>>12050209
Elon is making mother of all omelets. Can't fret over every egg.

5 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!


>>12058766
>>12058766

ALL HAIL THE UNION OF FLESH AND SILICON

It's going to be a big ol' nothingburger. Elon is a conman.

>>12058798
Euroids SEETHING

I will eat my ass if this is even remotely impressive

here we go
https://youtu.be/DVvmgjBL74w

>>12059304
If he was a conman he would have never reached Low Earth Orbit.

>>12059330
cope.

>>12059338
What did he mean by this?

>can't even start on time

WHY THE FUCK ISNT IT STARTING
IS IT OVER FOR US ELONBROS?

>>12058798
EVERYONE PLEASE KNEEL FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE U S OF A

OH, SAY, CAN YOU KNEEL, FOR THE BLACK'S MIGHTY DICK
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE JAILED WHILE OUR DAUGHTERS GOT CREAMED?
WHO FUCKED OUR WIVES AND LIT CARS, THROUGH THE PERILOUS RIOTS
O'ER THE MCDONALD'S WE WATCH'D, WERE SO GALLANTLY CHIMPING?
AND THE KEKS ON THE INTERNET, AND THE NEWS LIVE ON-AIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE RIOT, THAT THE WHITES WERE TO BLAME
O'SAY, AREN'T COMMIES AND NIGGERS ALL GREAT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE WEAK AND THE HOME OF THE GAY!

dumping all my tesla stock because of this late start

>>12059345
They will start when the view count stops increasing.

>>12059338
Does this look like the work of a conman?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12059304
To be fair all Futurists are conmen. There's good money in selling bullshit to people.

They're already 10 minutes late. What are they waiting for?

>>12059304
He conned reality and physics into admitting him cheaper rockets.
Based physical conman.

Why is it so late

>>12059374
The mouse died

>>12059345
>never watched a live event with Musky
30 minutes late or more is par for the course

>>12059371
The live demonstration monkey is rioting

Musk is a fraud. I recommend not giving him attention.

Neuralink has become selfaware. It has taken over Elon.

Post the BGM you're listening to before it starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CrdJEPbbk8

LATE MUSKIE GIMME STREAMIE REEE

>>12059371
They're trying to figure out how to make it work

Seems like the start time got elongated

>>12059393
How's "Gradatim Ferociter" going for you, Jeff Who?

He's streaming on Mixer.

>>12059407
kek

uhhh bros?

>>12059396
https://youtu.be/rF09vGckSAc

>Presentation starts
>It's Joe Rogan connected to a chimp

>>12050100
Elongated Muskrat is making everyone wait an elongated time.

>>12059396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQm2_cAZvo

>>12050499
It's pseudoscience.

>>12059426
>100,000 people waiting on Elon to finish masturbating

>>12059437
Do you think he's shitposting on /sci/ right now?

>>12059371

Got delayed to :30. So live in 10.

>He's late again

>>12059434
Lol what does that even mean?

>>12050562
We'll see, once elon is done jacking off

Explain how in any way this idea will be superior to literally wearing one of these.

>>12059420
>Joe, slumped over in a chair onstage, cord running from his head into a computer bank
>Assumes direct control of the demonstration chimp, lets loose a victory screech
>Leaps into the audience and starts tearing people's faces off, while his human body lets out a guttural chuckle

>>12059458
read vs read-write

>>12059443
Hello.

>>12059463
>read-write

As in writing to your neurons?

>>12059451
It means this fucker doesn't know shit about biology. This is the same kind of bullshit as phrenology.

>>12059458
"Neuralink" makes actual physical connection to brain neurons instead of just listening in

>>12059434
Try and see if you can support your claim, that should be entertaining

>>12050100
This is the truth: >>12059452

>>12059458
Much more precise.

>>12059462
>Elon uncomfortable laugh

>>12059420
>chimp, pull up that Jaime.

>>12059463
>he still thinks the brain is like a computer in any way
i remember high school

>>12050851
We're a couple of centuries at least from being able to make the world how it "ought to be"

>>12059464
I want to believe

>>12059467
Yes. Also, ECG has shit resolution, whereas neuralink is reading off individual neurons or very small clusters.

>>12059384
just fucking imagine that. but they will make a cool t-shirt with a still frame of the monkey on it, just like they did with the broken window at the cybertruck unveil so it will be fine.

>>12059366
even Ray Kurzweil?

>>12059474
Getting meningitis over some sim card is "much more precise"?

>>12059450
I don't think Bezos is the right person to use when posting about "late".

>>12059485
>ECG
as I said, you fuckers don't know fucking shit about how the body works. This bullshit is collective hysteria.

>>12059377
not my mouserinoooo

REEEE I need to go to bed (European here)

STICKY?

Now only 30 minutes late.

It's over for neuracels.

>>12059446
It got postponed 1 hour

>>12059521
source?

Is this indicative of the company as a whole?

>>12059525
yes

What are the chances that Elon Musk won't even be there at the event? He hasn't tweeted anything about it, just posted the link to the YouTube Stream and retweeted that one three year old waitbuwthy article yet again.

What is the longest delay of an Elon Musk presentation? Is this the record?

>>12059475
>autistic laugh
>Look- uh- look at the, um, motor control he has on that chimp
>Notice... *15 second pause as he spaces out, with ripping and screaming in the background* notice how there's no disorientation
>We, um, we worked really hard to get th-the latency down
>awkward smile and nod as another audience member dies

BROOOOOOOOS

Someone threw a steel ball through neuralinks window and it cracked.
Show is cancelled.

>>12059531
doubt it

>>12059534
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>let us put shit into your brain
>can't even work out a livestream

>>12059474
How precise does something have to be before you find it acceptable? Electroencephalography already can detect strokes, sleep disorders, and several other neurological disorders successfully.

A Neuralink source leaked on the other thread!

POST YOUR PREDICTIONS!

>>12059552
patient control and LED with his mind

>>12059548
They don‘t want to detect disorders, they want to read thoughts and intent.

>>12059458
Like how reading and writing ink on paper is better than reading an old scripture through a stained glass.

>>12059549

>>12059552
demonstration of a computer recognizing the actions a rat / dog / rabbit / chimp is performing based off of the neurons being sampled

>>12059498
Nice counter example bro.

>>12059549
Oh well. Steve Jobs had 4 iphones on the iphone reveal in 2007 because no single one would work for more than a few basic tasks. Hopefully they have quadruplets wired up right now. Mengele style.

Elon here, not starting until sticky.

>>12059534

>>12059549
Oh no! Why did Senator Shelby ever volunteer for this!

>>12059570
Nice shitpost, faggot.

>>12059552
They haven't prepared anything and they are just know putting together a half assed PowerPoint Presentation in OpenOffice.

>>12059543
>The livestream is being broadcasted from a chip inside a rat's brain, thus the delay

>>12059572
Based.

ITS LIVEEEEEEEE

>>12059552
Joe Rogan pulling up shit by himself.

LIVE NOW

https://youtu.be/DVvmgjBL74w

LIVE

let's fucking goooooo

pig

OH THERE WE GO BOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIS

HE'S GONNA DO IT BROS

Holy shit pigs

Elon still can't talk

>We need weaponizes autists to be our test subjects

PIG ON A TREADMILL PIG ON A TREADMILL

>anyone who wants one, can have one
literally kanye quote based

He has nothing to show

He's gonna BLOW YOUR MIND.

bs

It better blow my mind, just wasted 40 minutes of my life.

>>12059595

>AI determines humanity is a brain and spine problem
>Disables all brains simultaneously

i hope it eventually cures my fucking tinnitus

Jesus christ just get someone else to talk for him.

>depression

nope, not getting it

>>12059596
Neuralink will fix that.

Hes so nervous

Really??? Will this shit get me a gf?

>These are just electrical signals
>Elon confirms we are living in the Matrix
>This is a way out

>still testing on animals in the vegan era

GENDER DYSPHORIA CONFIRMED FIXABLE MY NEURALINK BASED ELON SAVING US FROM THE TRANNY APOCALYPSE

He better not cure my autism.

LET'S GO

why is he stuttering so much geez

>>12059612
This is a pro-sperg board.

>it will fix the gays and trannies too
wow, not cool musk #notanillness

GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THESE FUCKING PRESENTATIONS YOU STUTTERING FUCK

>>12059611
Nah, kys

>>12059618
god i love OL

>>12059627
Fuck off room temp IQ.

>>12059615
First Elon livestream?

>>12059612
Just keep taking your pills goy

Neuralink will finally cure homosexuality and gender dysphoria

>>12059638
Based.

>>12059595
GET IN THE MACHINE ELON

>>12059630
They're a miracle of the universe.

>>12059638
Truly the greatest timeline

HOLY SHIT

be pretty amusing if he has it implanted currently

Oh great you can have a pointless bald spot

wow

>>12059638
Thank god. It was getting quite silly.

>>12059623
>>12059611
>>12059615
>>12059623
>>12059624
>>12059627

>w-w-welcome... I-i'm going to b-blow your m-m-mind....

>turns on Neuralink in his head

>As you can see, my speech impediment is all but a ruminant memory that has radically adjusted my speaking capabilities.

WTF Why is this dude's skull broken?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

do you think elon wants neuralink for his speech problems?

we're really living in the future

>>12059653
Looks like a Yo Yo

It gets DRILLED into your SKULL

>>12059656
>his skull isn't broken
KEK

>All day battery life

So what, you take it out of your fucking skull?

Dropped.

>>12059655
now THIS would be fucking kino

>>12059653
I liked the behind the ear idea better... also doesn't require removing a coin of skull

>maybe I do
top kek

"Maybe i do"
OH SHIIIIT SKYNET IS LIVE

>Maybe I am a neuralink superhuman right now! Who knows?
kek

>>12059656
Low IQ

>all day battery life
what the fuck? do I have to charge my fucking brain?

>>12059665
inductive charging while you sleep

>>12059656
Are you retarded? Those are the naturally occurring joints of the plates of the skull.

GOD DAMN SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG ALREADY

>>12059668
Makes it more easily removable too. This is a worse way of doing it.

>>12059458
EEG is almost useless, very little information can be extracted from the brain using EEG. Direct connection at least has a theoretical chance of producing good results, it can also insert data back into the brain. In practice I doubt neural-link will yield much of value, but at least its theoretically possible whilst EEG will never yield anything because the information is just no there.

>Have a cable going to your fucking head at night

What a genius idea

>>12059665
your brain is literally electrical signals, it charges itself using your body

>>12059668
Ya, this seems like a step backwards.

>>12059638
>you have to charge it every night

>>12059679
>0
also when the battery explodes you die, where as the old version you just pull off the mount behind your ear

I'm not buying this unless the charger mag locks Elon

Wireless charging DIRECTLY on your head.

What could go wrong?

>>12059680
fuck off normie

>>12059668
>>12059679
Again:
>Gen 2 comes out the year after you get gen 1.
Lmao.

SUPERGLUE?

>Elon ends the presentation by revealing he has a link on his skull

I don't think I want this installed without general anesthesia

>>12059696
its true

Ok but WHY? I get shit taken out of my skull and get what benefit?

>THEY MADE IT WORSE
THEY MADE IT WORSE
>THEY MADE IT WORSE
THEY MADE IT WORSE
>THEY MADE IT WORSE
THEY MADE IT WORSE
>THEY MADE IT WORSE
THEY MADE IT WORSE
>THEY MADE IT WORSE
THEY MADE IT WORSE

coin sized skull removed rather than a dot... LMAO

>>12059695
>Can be done without general anesethesia
okay but why would you do that

>>12059695
WITH SUPERGLUE

High tech super glue! Lmao!

>>12059695
>23mm hole in your skull
>no anaesthetic

Uh, yeah, nah....

This shit reminds me of a Cinco product.

>>12059638
>Outta all people, the Goat Elon Musk cures homosexuality and gender dysphoria

HUGE HAPPENING

>>12059698
Imagine being awake and hearing the machine cutting your skull open

>>12059682
>>12059560

bros he's literally describing invasive EEG right now. They have versions where they insert the electrodes too.

just walk around 4head

>>12059698
brain surgery is never done with general anesthesia. They need you awake so they know if they hit the right and wrong spots.

JESUS CHRIST

>robot surgery

So who actually volunteered to get this shit?

>The 3 Little Pigs demo
Classic lmao

>>12059721
looks kino

>>12059707
maybe it can help you stop being a brainlet

How is Elon going to ensure this thing doesn't get hijacked by other signals?

What about glial scarring?

GANBATTE PIGGU CHAN

BRING OUT THE PIGS

>3 little pigs demo
LMAO

PIGE

>pig demo

She cute.

This shit should be removable. Having it be locked in is not a benefit.

>>12059680
Yeah I told you guys. I told you bros.

JOYCE IS A CUTIE

GERTRUDE YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU'RE HOLDING UP SOCIETY

Elon loves this shit

>>12059740
It's just superglued bro.

Piggos

>This autistic laughter

Oh jesus, Gertrude is going to be bacon tonight

>We ate the pigs that failed the tests
>Offers bacon to the press

P I G

>>12059706
Well at least embedding it in the skull solves the problem of having the implant sliding on the surface of the brain, like it does for current implants

>>12059739
cuteee

Imagine the smell.

>>12059740
i'm sure it would be removable by a medical professional, just not at home. it's for people with chronic illness anyway

>>12059656
IS THIS EVEN BAIT OR THIS FAGGOT IS THIS FUCKING RETARDED

Kek his laugh is extremely autistic

pig with the implant is defective
oh fuck

That pig is 100% brain damaged.

Now I want some 豚カツ for dinner

Lmao Elon demo fuckups are the best

>Want to remove the link
>Government and/or local hospital denies your request

OHO YEAH cute

>>12059740
>This shit should be removable
BTFO BY DOROTHY

>the big with neuralink is uncooperative
LMFAO WHAT A SHAM

Stop laughing you autistic fuck, get the pig out

>heheheheheh

that pig is fucking broken kek

guys...PETA is gonna have a fucking field day with this

Joyce best pig

>>12059755
it's actually the average /sci/ poster

40 minutes for this.

>autistic cackle: engage

TECHNO PIG BREAKING CONDITIONING

IT'S TOO SMART

>>12059766
I mean easily removable. Not under the skin, like it was before.

twenty minutes waiting for a pig

Throw a steel ball a Gertrude and see if she breaks

Gertrude's intelligence has quintupled and she's rebelling

>>12059775
see? still happy

SELL TSLA NOW

TIEM TO HOG WRESTLE

OH NO NO NO NO

Elon hit the pig with a steel ball didn't he

good god I love this
how does elon do it

>tune in just now
>have no clue what's going on besides the demo seemingly not going as planned
yep, this is an elon presentation

THE PIG IS UNCOOPERATIVE
I REPEAT
THE PIG IS UNCOOPERATIVE

Who's ready to fight neuralink zombies?

JUST PICK UP THE FUCKING PIG

>>12059774
good thing PETA's credibility has fallen off a cliff in recent years

Gertrude literally crashing Elon's entire company with no survivors

The pig is already plotting the revolution.

she's dead kek

pig was given autism and cannot go in front of a crowd

inb4 pig fucking died

Cattle prod time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BE PATIENT WITH THE PIG, IT HAS BRAIN DAMAGE

THE PIG SPEAKS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We commodore 64 music now

>We installed the neuralink inside a pig
>She has now become a woke liberal and is protesting for pig rights.

LIVE SOUNDTRACK BY AUTECHRE

SKRILLEX PIG

BEEPBEEEPPBOOOPBEEEPPBOOPEBPPPEEEPOPP

Autechre on suicide watch

X Æ A-12 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

WTF THE PIG IS COMMUNICATING WITH US

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok that's kind of neat

I expect a techno remix of this pig's thoughts within the hour

ugh. i'm embarrassed that i sent this stream to my dad.

nice beat elon

what the fuck

Neuralink co-designed by Autechre confirmed

>pig working well

that's some fire ass beat right there

This is my favourite music genre

>beeping pig neurons
Wow this is way worse than I imagined

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

Imagine the song of your dick

>TWO neuralink implants
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

TWO NEURALINKS?

DUAL WIELDED

>h-ha ha

>>12059844
NOT YET

FUCKING DUAL PROCESSORS

DUEL WIELDING NEURALINKS

>TWO LINKS

Whoa, this "proof".
>1024 electrodes
>billions of neurons
Whoa, so advanced!
Ah yes, multiple, you'll only need:
86000000000/1024=83984375 implants

>DUEL WELDED NEURALINK

>>12059846
>>12059847
TWO SCOOPS?

>it reads brain activity

Wooooooooooooow... Thanks elon, very cool!

hahahahahhahaha :D

>pig on a treadmill ha-haha
Holy fuck I love his autism

pig on a treadmill HAHA

>TWO links
AND THIS...IS TO GO.....EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!

He's so fucking autistic

YOU'RE ALL PUSSIES, I WANT A QUADRA LINK

WHY IS NOBODY LAUGHING AT HIS JOKES

>>12059863
fuck u fagit

>>12059867
ELON NOOO YOULL KILL US ALL WITH YOUR AUTISM

this does feel pretty cyberpunk

>writing
elon stop

>>>/mu/97773291

Real time prediction with high accuracy

ok..but what does neuralink do?

okay writing to the brain now the real shit. Make the pig do a fornite dance.

>>12059841
It's actually pretty neat, because some part of the motor cortex activate both when you do an action and when you think about doing it
In theory this could lead to commanding things with your mind, by thinking about doing some movement with your hand for example

This shit is fucking beautiful

>>12059870
they're the real pigs

>>12059878
good post

reki kawahara was right

>>12059880
Allow the CIA and mega corporations direct access/control to your brain

>>12059879
This is actually pretty amazing for the amount of electrodes they're currently using.

>>12059885
the right one looks like a radiohead album cover

DIFFERENT POWER LEVELS

He hasn't actually said what the fuck it does though.

>>12059880
>ok..but what does neuralink do?

>>12059859
1000 electrodes are equivalent of millions of neurons. watch the stream retard

>phone-connected
I don't like that

>>12059879
AND WRITE

>>12059872
Ah yes, at the resolution of several thousand local neurons at once... fucking useless in terms of actual data.

WHAT IS IT FOR THOUGH

Would you volunteer as a test subject for the right price?

>>12059907
Seethe and cope.

WOOOOW they can predict repeated movement with high accuracy
elon...

Oh wow it's fucking nothing

Also
>connects to your phone XD
Yeah my chink botnet infested phone, what could go wrong lmao

>>12059899
It makes pigs go 'beep' so far. and lights up images ("writing").

>>12059904

THOUGHT CRIME HERE WE GOOOO

Why isn't Elon wearing a cuck muzzle?

>>12059899
>>12059908
HELLO RETARD ALERT

Total skull neuralink when?

>>12059905
Also not going to China/Russia for testing, despites rumors.

>>12059908
there was a highly detailed article about this from the source like, 5 years ago? maybe more? it will do a lot anon

Fabricator-General Musk will have Skitarii.

>>12059905
i want to know what the hell they are writing to these pig brains

>>12059908
>>12059899
The goal is to correct various neurological and spinal issues.

>Demonstration ends with the machine performing a live link installation on Elon's brain

pajeet python code running on your brain

>haha

>>12059932
>We are now Elon. Thank you for coming to our presentation.

>Questions

Ok so that's basically it, what a waste of time. They have nothing.

>>12059903
Exactly, which is dumb, seeing as it would be "low resolution", as you'd want greater influence than sending the same signal to a bunch of neurons, you'd want to control over small groups, or single neurons.

moobs

was the pig thing supposed to be the "blowing your mind" moment?

>>12059930
>Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

>maximizing safety

>>12059937
>random shitskin dumps 20 gigs of JS library into your brain because he literally cannot code without built in functions

The future sounds like it's gonna be hell

I can't believe they didn't allow any black person in

>PRESELECTED QUESTIONS
OH NONONONO

>>12059919
>beep boop beep beep beep boop
that's nword arrest him

1 HOUR OF QUESTIONS LET'S FUCKING GO

>>12059949
btfo

hehehaha

Maybe another 10 years until quadriplegics can walk, I give it another 50 before all the shit Musk is claiming Neuralink will do, will actually happen

Fuck off Paul

one HOUR q&a? is elon even capable of that?

>>12059949
BTFO

>>12059951
I think Elon is trying to avoid what happened with the first SpaceX BFR presentation QA session

What the fuck is his problem?

>>12059964
What happened?

Look at all these faggots wearing diapers on their faces

>>12059963
That dude looks pretty based

>>12059963
will he get questions?

>>12059949
blind racist anon

>>12059945
The part where they can predict limb positioning with nothing but neural output is pretty fucking crazy

>>12059968
bald

>>12059962
>is elon capable of talking about nothing for an hour

Where have you been?

>>12059974
Probably, if for nothing else than the diversity optics of it

>>12059970
Retards.

Based stream background.

>>12059970
Some chick wanted to come give a kiss, some dude asked about shitting on Mars and some faggot shilled his comic

Matt btfo'd by Elon

He must be a surgeon, he's wearing scrubs

>>12059955
>>12059963
Wow only 1?

So we all agree that Joyce is best pig, right?