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Shit, I got suspended 1 week on college
I have being 1 year studying electrical engineering and I have got in a lot of trouble in that time.
>first day of class I made fun of a gay classmate
>i went to class high and drunk and one teacher saw me but he didn't reported me to the dean
>i brought beer and me and some friends started to drink in the parking and one teacher saw but didn't reported me
>i insulted the teacher on classroom and she took 1 point of my first test
>i got an 84 on my physics class but because i missed some classes and i cause a lot of trouble she took 10 points of my final note
>i gave some weed to an autistic guy who used to come to my classroom and he was all crazy but i manage to keep his mouth shut

Now, I made some funny jokes on the chat on google meet because my teacher's name is dick and I was insulting 2 fucking dorks of my class and he got upset and he suspended me.
What a fucking bitch.

I have done a lot of stuff but it's a lot of shit.
I haven't failed any semester so I'm doing well, is just that the more you advance less people would follow my games.
And a lot of classmates hates me because I send porn and gore videos on messenger's group. But I don't give a shit, I hate college so I need to have some fun.

>> No.12034869

>>12034862
Not sure if you want advice on how to avoid making a fool of yourself or if you just want to brag about making a fool of yourself.

>> No.12034875

>>12034869
dude, I banged 3 girls from my college, I'm just having fun

>> No.12034879

>>12034875
ok?

>> No.12034881
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12034881

>>12034862
>And a lot of classmates hates me because I send porn and gore videos on messenger's group.
It’s for you.

>> No.12034976

>>12034862
cringe autist

>> No.12035016

>>12034875
>banged
>3
>nerds
IMPRESSIVE
Watch out, me got a chad over here.

>> No.12035020

>>12034875
i am an autist and i was able to have sex with girls at my college its not impressive at all autist

>> No.12035022

>>12034862
>I'm so goddamn dumb that I think /sci/ is my blog.
not gonna make it

>> No.12035024
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12035024

>dude weeed
>dude sex
>I FUCKING LOVE COLLEGE AND SCIENCE

>> No.12035107

>>12034862
>>12034875
Want me to tell you how I know you're an awkward high schooler?

>> No.12035110

>>12035107
yes please

>> No.12035125

>>12034862
Dude you're mentally ill
Only a socially maladapted retard would do the things you describe.
Normal people would realize there's a time and place for everything, you clearly don't.
I'm definitely not for political correctness and actually despise sensitive people but there are clear boundaries for things dude, being an irresponsible and inappropriate asshole in a serious academic setting is beyond cringe and just signals to your peers and superiors that you're an undesirable dunce and very unmature.
Grow up bro.

>> No.12035130

>>12035110
>>i went to class high and drunk and one teacher saw me but he didn't reported me to the dean
>>i brought beer and me and some friends started to drink in the parking lot and one teacher saw but did reported me
Unimpressive shit. Anyone who has gone to uni knows that you won't get in trouble for attending to class drunk or drinking in the parking lot.
>>i insulted the teacher on classroom
>>i made some funny jokes on the chat on google meet because my teacher's name is dick
Nobody does this shit by the time they're 17.
>dude, I banged 3 girls from my college
And?

Also, some of your vocabulary is very typical of kids trying to look rebellious. Maybe your story would have been more credible if you had some real experience in uni, too.

Good coffee, though.

>> No.12035139

how do you even get suspended for a week at college? this sounds like retarded sperg larp from a highschooler.

>> No.12035142

>>12035130
thank you master, I have learned about my wrong doings

>> No.12035144

>>12035142
You're welcome. Feel free to contribute with a better thread once you're really in uni.

>> No.12035162

>>12034862
You'd be lucky to be hired as a janitor at a McDonald's, I genuinely think you lack the IQ and social fortitute to hold any other job.

>> No.12035200

I enjoyed reading this story.

>> No.12035207

>>12034862
Lol I made a joke about Israeli warcrimes in class chat and I only got a meeting with the dean, no suspension. Pick up your fucking game son.

Also imagine not going to a public institution. Fuck nanny schools.

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>>12034875
Don't care, didn't ask.

>> No.12035242

>>12035125
Imagine when he gets to the workplace and tries to continue this behavior

>> No.12035244

>>12034862

Imagine gripping each cheek in a palm, spreading and sticking your nose and lips in between her plump, wet dripping ass and pussy.

>> No.12035247

>>12034875
ok simp

>> No.12035692

>>12035207
shilling for Palestine in a liberal university
#sobrave
low IQ trash

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12035740

Leave

>> No.12035822

>>12035692
Look, you see, I hate the sandniggers AND the Jews.

>> No.12036272

>>12034869
kek, fpbp

>> No.12036283

This thread was moved to >>>/r9k/59690334