/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11369734
Farming grants and smelling flowers.

Losing muscle mass.

>>11369734

Space sex

>>11369757
can't have sex in space.

At least men can't.

>>11369734
Good question. We should build our own spaceship to go up there and investigate.

Seeing if ants can be trained to turn tiny screws in space.

They should be turn the ISS into a drydock to build a new space station. That has a rotating torus.

>>11369764
Why not?

>>11369764
Yes you can

Hacking into their lesbian wife's bank account.

>>11369874
>That has a rotating torus.

Why would you spend billions to build a space station so you can do zero g experiments and then negate it by making it a retarded spinning wheel?

>>11369874
>rotating torus
How will they deal with wobble?

>>11370026

Didn't happen because lesbian wife is a contradiction in terms, like square circle. States are powerless to create unbeing into being.

Plotting how they will murder their exes new girlfriend

taking selfies and thinking up how to parlay their taxpayer funded fame into political power

Testing how things develope and cope with no gravity and radiation.

It's all fake, they're in a studio for a few hours at most. It's why there's never been a 24 hour stream inside the ISS.

>>11371426
>I don't know how cameras work.

>>11371426
Why would every government with the technology to go into space lie about space?

>>11371431
OK.
>>11371432
Maintain social order. They would have only found out space was fake in the 1940s when they could actually get high enough.

>>11371438
Why would they care about that? We use to believe the earth was flat once and realized it was round. Why would they care if people found out it's flat again? The vast majority of the population dont even care about science or what is actually real or not.

>>11371442
It's not just the shape that matters, it's the implications of the shape, or the story that comes with the shape.

The globe up to that point in the 1940s had a detailed story behind it, with many theories linked to it, like the big bang and the universe in general. I guess they didn't want to risk losing all that work and destroying people's perceived reality.

>>11371438
oh yes. modern rockets are no challenge for the might of the piston engine fighter plane.
a shame we can't produce them anymore. it would be so cool to get high altitude pictures with modern technology.

>>11371448
>perceived reality
the fucking irony

>>11369734
Wasting MY TAX DOLLARS.

Stop talking to flat earthers.

Ignore them. Then they leave.

>>11371426
your pictures are composites. show me the real ones

>>11371426
Go back to /x/ wtf

>>11369734
X-Box, porn, fapping, beer that comes in little plastic baggies with a resealable straw, take out pizza, you know, all the normal things guys do when they're bored.

I bet they brap it up hardcore.

>>11369734
Gay sex, all day every day.

That's why there is a strong resistance against women in space. Kinda like how sailors say women are bad luck at sea: most sailors are gay.

>>11369764
Okay space virgin

>>11369734

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCQEzgtWv-E

>>11369734
Growing space lettuce and feeding it to astrodoggo

>>11371448
You know all of this how?

>>11373840
KEK

>>11371432
>Why would every government with the technology to go into space lie about space?
>>11371426
>>11369734
>up there

Space is all fake

After a couple more webms, this thread will be deleted

>>11374147
>Space is all fake
>>11369734
>>11369757
>Space sex

They are into bondage

>>11372250
>Wasting MY TAX DOLLARS.

>>11374147
>>11374152
are you the same guy who kept posting the ice mouse thing? because these are as dumb as that was.

forgotlayer.webm

>>11374156
ok that one's just proof they smoked salvia

>>11374160
this is interesting, but I'd need to see it hosted on an official channel to show it wasn't doctored by you

>>11374159
>because these are as dumb as that was.

They are definitely dumb.

Why would blood rush to this guys head if hes in space? Why would he suddenly fall???

>>11374163
>this is interesting, but I'd need to see it hosted on an official channel to show it wasn't doctored by you

Ok heres a mirror of the original

https://youtu.be/HpBEduGMapw?t=908

>>11374165
I hope you're getting paid for this, if not in money then at least in trollish glee.

>>11369734
Falling 24/7.

>>11374172
>I hope you're getting paid for this

I wish

>>11374168
wow the chinese title sure convinced me

>>11374161
>>11374156

They use blue/green screen technology. The backround was the only thing not glitching

>>11374178
government has your family hostage, do they?
sorry man

>>11374180
>wow the chinese title sure convinced me

They're just hosting the re-upload.

I know you're just doing your job to talk shit and I wouldn't expect anything less

>>11369764
Of course you can idiot. But since astronauts are healthy people (read: heterosexual men), there's nothing to sex.

>>11369734
Nothing of course. They maintain stuff (e.g. check condition of equipment once a week) and obey commands sent to them by the headquarter (e.g. disconnect machine A and put machine B in its place).

>>11374184
>government

>>11374187
It's not a job it's a duty, Xiang, and a pleasure as well.

>>11374188
>astronauts are healthy people

>>11374193

>>11370478
struts?

>>11374183
>They use blue/green screen technology. The backround was the only thing not glitching

>>11374209
>>11374183
>>11374209
>They use blue/green screen technology

>>11374209
ok that one's hosted at nasa:

https://roundupreads.jsc.nasa.gov/pages.ashx/367/Former%20President%20George%20HW%20Bush%20discusses%20life%20in%20space%20with%20station%20crew

>>11370470
Because you only need a few lab modules for that, and astronaut health and comfort is greatly enhanced by spin gravity.

>>11374147
>After a couple more webms, this thread will be deleted
Because you are shitting in it, nobody cares about your schizo theories.

>>11374209
The blue grid could very well have been part of an experiment, something involving a tennis ball. You just picked a similar shot of him playing with a water ball and said they were the same shot.

>>11370470
Because you get comfortable locations for the crew, can still perform zero g experiments in the middle part and can also perform experiments in gravity between zero and 1. Really, there are only two downsides: the structure must be big and docking becomes more difficult.

>>11374209
This is your 'blue screen': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iginxrFn3jg

>>11374225
I like the mushroom-cap reaction mass tank/radiation shield with hab sections on hinged arms style spacecraft, makes good sense.

>>11374224
>The blue grid could very well have been part of an experiment, something involving a tennis ball. You just picked a similar shot of him playing with a water ball and said they were the same shot.
>>11374226
>This is your 'blue screen

What is damage control?

>>11374226
thank you anon

>>11374243
It is what you are doing right now.

Why is /sci/ full of flat earthers and other morons?

>>11374253
Because they want to nag the scientists and this board is full of STEM students who can't stop taking the baits.

>>11374253
>Why is /sci/ full of flat earthers and other morons?

Just a person trying to understand why we're being lied to.

People don't hide truth for no reason

>>11374163
The white spots are dead pixels caused by increased radiation exposure to the CCD sensor on the camera.

>>11374293
All these but unironically
Also
>I am silly

>>11374332
Globecucks make me sick.

>>11369734
Posting memes via Slow Scan Television(SSTV).