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Is there a scientific way to determine if someone is a witch?

>> No.11027527

>>11027510
Obviously? If you observe them doing weird shit that’s unexplainable then they are probably a witch.

>> No.11027548
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...the tried-and-true Witch Swimming Test, of course.

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>>11027510
Yeah, it's similar to the way in your pic but it must be done by a psychiatrist

>> No.11028111

for that, you'd have to define scientifically what a witch actually is and what mandatory properties a witch has to have to make her a witch, to begin with

>> No.11028118

>>11028111
i know lots of witches. Too bad state protects them now.

>> No.11028140

>>11028118
what is their common and unique characteristic?

>> No.11028175

>>11028109
>psychiatrist
So, you are saying that a witch doctor can spot fellow witches?

>>11028140
Melodrama and talking about, "energies."

>> No.11028188

>>11027510
You need a mirror, a chair and a cup of coffee
Move the chair in front of the mirror, sit down and take a sip of the coffee.
Then say three times
"I'm a fucking idiot, witches don't exist."

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>>11028188
kek

>> No.11028192

>>11028118
>i know lots of witches. Too bad state protects them now.
>>11028140
>what is their common and unique characteristic?

they won't fuck him, even if their life depended on it

>> No.11028274

Can men be witches?

>> No.11028295

>>11028175
>Melodrama and talking about, "energies."
don't you mean physics students?

>> No.11028335

>>11028274
Yes. For example, two of the twelve accused in the Pendle witch trials were men

>> No.11028337

>>11028295
Same thing?

>> No.11028372

>>11028274
Technically they would be warlocks.

>> No.11028379

>>11028335
Were they homosexuals?

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>>11027510
Yes, it's easy, according to science witchcraft does not exist so logically nobody is a witch.

>> No.11028505

>>11027510
set them on fire
if they put it out they a witch
if not 1 less female