/sci/ - Science & Math

take a third cup

>>10919963
Why not immerse the cup in cold water (up to the cup's edge)?

>>10919963
>both cups were full
Smart.

>>10919963
>two cups
Why not two bowls? Why the fuck do people drink from cups in the first place.

>>10920338
Civilised human beings

>>10920338
Aside from being a pain to drink from and taking up more space, more surface area is exposed to air cooling/warming the drink faster

>>10919963
just pour both cups simultaneously into each other
accelerate them laterally and abruptly stop, so that the contents will fly out and splash into the opposite cup

post results

>>10919963
you mean you had one cup full of coffee and you used a empty cup to cool it down...
somehow you ended with 2 cups full of hot coffee, violating many laws of physics in the process.
or you were somehow extremely retarded to attempt what you said with 2 cups full of hot coffee and not even once question it.

>>10920588
I started with two full cups and spilled hot coffee everywhere

>>10920822
>I started with two full cups and spilled hot coffee everywhere
I swear anon, any dumber than this and we'll probably have to water you.

>build coffee cup sized Stirling engine
>apply extra large heat sink
>attach liquid cooling heat block from PC
>plop both ends (intake/return) of liquid cooler into hot coffee
>use Stirling engine to power fan that cools the heat block portion of the liquid cooler

You just overengineered a coffee cooler.
Now, create a Stirling engine powered coffee cup heater and you'll have infinite energy.

>>10919963
i feel you anon :^)

>>10920371
>>10920404
Bowls is all you need guys. I
only eat and drink from bowls. I have big bowls, medium bowls and small bowls. Some in wood, some in metal and some in plastic. No porcelain. No glass.

>more surface area is exposed to air cooling/warming the drink faster
Correct

The opposition:
>Civilisation
Yes, the "s" is international
>Aside from being a pain to drink from and taking up more space
Yes, I put it aside

Are you ready to take the bowl pill?

>>10920975
Spoons what we scoop out the bowl contents with is just tiny bowls with handles

>>10921053
This guy is sitting on the right edge of the upside down important bowl.

>>10919963
>>10920822
So cute!!!

>>10921224
Bowl upside down --> Standard distribution
Sitting on the right edge --> Upper percentile

>>10920975
I use mugs instead of all that shit. Soup in a mug is top tier comfy.

>>10920938
>apply extra large heat sink
>*coffee spills out all over the place when you insert the heat sink*

>>10921874
Clamped

If you quickly cool coffee it tastes way better than when you just let it cool to room temperature slowly. Pour it over ice something.

Ice water instead of cream is the way

>>10919963
OP, next time just pour a little bit of coffee down the sink from your cup. Tilting the cup increases the surface area, and as soon as some of it pours it cools down from too hot to sipping hot quickly.

just drop an ice cube in it retard

>>10919963
>two cups one girl

>>10919963
>pouring from cup to cup multiple times
>>10923741
>pouring coffee down the sink cools it quickly
You guys are onto something, but it can be done better. Build the rig on pic. Just run it through once, and you can drink it. Adjust the temperature with the size of the hole. For ultimate cooling exp, make the hole adjustable.

Forgot to add: Another way of adjusting the cooling speed is adjusting the distance the liquid has to fall.

>>10919963
you need one of these

>>10920975
I was going to protest but then realised from a practical point of view, the bowl truly is the superior container for edibles since it can perform all functions and is easy to clean due to lack of edges on the interior. Two bowls, a spork and an swiss army knife can be used to consume any meal anywhere.
Unfortunately people will be repelled by your lack of plates and dishes (even though they are obsolete compared with the glorious concave chalice of life that is the bowl). They are the cargo pants of kitchenware. Endless practicality, but no one will take you seriously.

>>10920975
>eating from plastic
other than that, you're right

>>10920975
Bowls are fine as long as your eating precut gookerfood.
But try to eat a steak or a porkchop out of a bowl. It fucking sucks cutting anything with a knife if you don't have a solid flat surface under it.

>>10919963
That's because you are a dumb dumb.
You are a dumb animu anon.

>>10919963
A terminal brainlet. How will you ever recover?

>>10925989
>>10926003

>>10919963
Did you get hurt?

>>10925593
I will take this advice to heart. Thank you.
>>10925601
Why not?
>>10925926
I guess you're right.

>>10920822
What /sci/ence did you derive from this experiment?

>>10920822
That honestly sounds a lot like psychosis. There are few mental states so impaired that they would result in a miscalculation of this severity. Since you bothered to post this, I am guessing you weren't totally blasted drunk. You seem sad about it. I'm worried about you, anon.

Drink espresso and solve your problems

>>10925593
you had me at cargoshort

based and practicalpilled

>>10921874
Mugs are superior

>>10927680
this and take it to the next step by adding drinking temperature water to the espresso until it has the volume of a normal coffee

>>10919963
Or you could just let it cool down on its own faggot

>>10925552
how would an anglo homo help?

>>10920975
Based bowl bro

Now we have to eliminate forks and spoons in favor for the almighty spork

>>10920975
Are you French?

>>10929399
spork design is flawed, the prongs are never long enough to stab large dense foods like steak and you can't use the side-cutting technique in the case of not having a knife handy. spoons in fact have a extremely limited use case, you can't tell me anything we use them for besides cereal and soup. we should just eliminate spoons.

>>10920975
Are you French?

>>10919963
you can also cool it down by adding water (room temperature) or putting it in the freezer (or fridge)

>>10931089
>putting it in the freezer (or fridge)
If freezer is a little shaky (most are) and you need a bit of force to get up the door (most do), then the mug will shake and spill when you open the door. Also, it will strain the freezer, possibly raise the temperature a bit.

>>10919963
Two one-way tubes between the cups, with the flow going opposite directions.

>>10931162
One two-way tube between the cups with liquid coolant continuously applied to the tube. .