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/sci/ humor thread

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>>10826035
this post literally made me cry with laughter

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>> No.10826060

>>10826051
Dielectric acceleration.

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>inb4 /pol/
It has a graph, and sporadic citations. That makes it academical in nature.

>> No.10826063

>>10826055
doxylamine 'll fix that for ya

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>>10826035

>> No.10826073

>>10826060
Wait till you learn A black holes event horizon is equal in Planck qbits to the total data it has consumed.
Come time where the last bit of energy falls. No longer can the qbit wall have a effect.
This will cause instability in that moment. And the garvaton halbach array pulling, and shoving into singularity to reverse.
The good news, it should be the last thing to become consumed for the array to have need to flip.
I'm just trying to rationalize how/why a halbach array can be so stable.

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If you don't get this one, then you have no right to stipulate weapons research funding.
Assuming a in this side of the century use was wanted.

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>xxXSuiseisekiXxx
why do you post here? also, have you seen a psychiatrist about your schizophrenia?

pic unrelated

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>> No.10826104

why would anyone post all this garbage on this board on this website
what do you gain from this
go bother some other group of people

>> No.10826138 [DELETED] 

>>10826081
Yeah, can't get a statement as to any problem I have other than a grudge I got with medicalfags and my last employer survivor/leadinghand.
So the pulls come with a love from mommy note to look on the bright side of being fucked over for 5 years.
Next appointment I'm going to invoke risk to others and self. I could see a solicitor myself. But this has gotten beyond a joke.
One set of psy's the lesser ones, I forget their token demotion.
They flat out miss quoted/lied about my own statements. Not notes of well he says X of Y.
So common self preservation percentage says times that by 2.5.
Nope, literally:Patient say's "I do absurd amount of drugs and hallucinate like mad"
Here's the thing. This wasn't as voluntary treatment. Everyone on my side of it, said many times.
I don't have a fucking life. Friends or even sibling motivation.

I got my start into 'knowing it all'. Via psychology. Still love cognitive sciences.
But psychology fucking sickens me, as I've seen it implemented in Aus Vic.
I point you to my lands, because I hope it's a geological-economical-retardation vortex here that makes the practitioners retarded.

The fuckers even have the gall to enter subjects to only licensable by double blind study's without any notification.
And not just no ham no foul ones. But serious insurance fraud is being facilitated..
Why? Apparently we need to learn what happens why you ignore variables that can drastically change choice drivers.
I've seen all the study to do with perceived easy options paid in pain VS work for reward.

So, a boilermaker given fraudulent disk extrusion crush sciatic. Might just cause some problems in the methodology.
Like the attempt at physio resulting in the 'guy' being emasculated by laughter when back strengthening exercisers were issued
Straightening of the spine? Always been like that. >Do these pelvic tilts, for strength
>obvious strapping male aussi worker from 16 with retard strength implications
Oh, and cont~

>> No.10826141

>>10826104
because xXSuiseisekiXx is one of those schizos who has some voice telling him shit memes are the way to schizopill the world. either that or he’s that chinese troll who said he was live-streaming his shitposts to make profits on chinese youtube

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>>10826081
>>10826138
I was hardfaceing dredger track pad linkages.
Soo, when after the first 'surgary' (controlled trauma for spinal realignment using primal responce)
I started to have more "sensations" in my legs and both. You'd think they'd go, nope. Not your back.
Nothing to do with that obvious trauma event you've been hinting at to the surgeons.
Well CT you. Well lookie here. A spinal cord impingement with the next disk up bulge.
Totally nothing like manganese poisoning.
Adflo welding mask filters are meant to be a month usage. We/I'd blow them in 4.
Then there's crack chasing. 9"grinder buried down deep into 4" of metal. I don't remembering being told that may be a mask job..

So yeah. I'm just fucking pissed. And (You)'s are my resolving bag.
If I can't get a plausible objection from you faggots. Then I got to ask for asylum. Because I've clearly lost any it I had.
Or everyone else is so dysfunctional. Im not able to function because of that.

>> No.10826164

>>10826141
Well it's better than being afraid to be wrong with an anonymous post.
Like it's fun to play mastermous. But low hanging fruit will bore the fuck out of not just you.
But everyone else. Make some errors, take a risk.
We con't progress if you're not willing to move forward.

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>> No.10826206

>>10826204
just stop. nobody likes your posts

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>>10826206
So? I only ask for a boot to the head. The user is just for my own reference.
So, unless you have something more substantial.
Fuck, if you've noticed. I'd 'flex' on ramblings for contextual information.
But whining about literal text on your computer, from a site you don't own as if it's bricked any other ability to find a forum that's more suitable hypersensitive reactions to mundane things they give fair warning before.
And the community police it's non emotional provocation to real or imagined irritants.

Shame that site doesn't exist.

>> No.10826236

>>10826078
what's there to get

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>>10826236
Mach 12 projectile. Considered seriously as a weapon that would be accurate?
Mechanical target comps on ship were impressively accurate. But energy transfer accuracy to the projectile and air density energy absorption.
It's fucking cool gun on paper and in proofing fire. But practical use for the upper limit is concerning.
There's some mad-hatter in the future weaponry division, that convinced the check book board of knowledgeable faggots to pay up.
Let's hope they don't learn of this guys persuasion stat.

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>>10826270
>>10826228
>>10826164
>>10826159
>>10826138
>>10826078
>>10826073
Are you non English speaking? Cause absolutely none of your incoherent ramblings are decipherable, extremely hard to read. You need to proof read them more or get a better translator or something.

>> No.10826310

>>10826296
Well, here's the thing. There's tiers of English use.
Remember Shakespearean English?
Well, it's a fucking diverse language dude.
Grammar and spelling? Ha! Falsehoods to make you incapable of decrypting information barely obfuscated from you.
Legitimately though. You ability to read my posts are directly evident of you lateral and logical thinking ability.
A upside down page should be harder.
I don't meme nuggies you may need to sustain yourself with.

>> No.10826314

>>10826035
BIG Laugh

>> No.10827555

>>10826310
The point of a language is to be able to get your point across as clearly as possible..
>>10826270
You fail.
Why wouldn't the projectile be accurate? Surely a higher speed projectile should be more accurate than, say, a bullet.

>> No.10827565

>>10826314
for you

>> No.10827573

>>10827555
Guess with American munitions money is no object.
Gulf war 2.0? They were using DU for the fuck of it.
So essentially the same work that's required to make a CPU substrate for lithography is no concern.

It's a fuck ton of energy you have to put in. And the more work to get something moveing the more error there is for total force imparted.
Think like the Uni rocket comps. several km height target for a 30kg rocket.
If they're over by 300m that's roughly 80grams of launch weight error.

>> No.10827583

>>10827573
just imagine this guy sitting down and writing all this shit. Sad!

>> No.10827592

>>10827583
I think there's a tampermonkey script that adds a like system if that helps you out?

>> No.10827595

This board is reddit.

>> No.10827676

>>10826061
not /pol/ more like /x/

>> No.10828161

>>10826296
It's another moron namefag desperate for attention. Just report it as the off topic shitposting it is, filter their posts, and avoid giving them (You)'s at all costs.

>> No.10828205

>>10828161
The humor thread. We're in the humor thread.
It's the funnest thing there's been that isn't a repost we forgot existed.
Who hurt you Anon?

>> No.10828220

>>10826035
Not sure what's even funny about this.

Dark matter is literally:
1+1+X=3. Solve for X.

No one knows for sure if "dark matter" is actually matter we can't see or a phenomena best explained with an alternative theory of gravity. What's clear is that our theories are missing something.

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>>10828205
H-h-hhe put his finger up my ass and called himself a scientist

>> No.10828229

>>10828221
Did you try practicing safe citation.. Or and criticizing his propositions?

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>>10826055
this is bullshit cite your sources or you made it up

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>>10826061
>It has a graph, and sporadic citations. That makes it academical in nature.
of COURSE the guy who thinks the moon landing was faked is pushing cargo cult science.
after all, if it lists sources and has a graph, it MUST be scientific, right?

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>> No.10830436

>>10826055
I had a group of co-workers in college who all lived in a house together and they tried this schedule. Within a week they were effectively comatose and retarded with their entire existence a painful state of wanting to sleep very badly and vain attempts to abate the pain with constantly smoking weed and drinking cheap beer. One by one they fucked up their twenty minute naps with sleeping for like seventeen hours straight and having to spend weeks unfucking their sleep schedule, made worse by the job we shared being a night one.

>> No.10830452

>>10826296
He s a schizo that's one of the symptoms

>> No.10830491

>>10830384
what the hell is this

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>>10826310
>Remember Shakespearean English?

There is absolutely no one alive who remembers anything from the 15th-17th century. Basically you're imitating a dead language in order to throw people off the fact that you never explain anything in either "tier" of language that you arbitrarily choose to use.

>Well, it's a fucking diverse language dude.
What isn't diverse is the "subject" to be talked about. You run off too many tangents. You throw more shit to a wall and hope it sticks than Alex Jones.

>> No.10830500

>>10830491
A typical /sci/ shitposter

>> No.10830504

>>10826051
Science in the future will discover that this is true in an unexpected way when they finally figure out the true nature of gravity.

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>> No.10830657

>>10830651
>>10828295
>>10826096
>>10826204
>>10826055
>>10826047
>>10826035
Fuck off

>> No.10830675

>>10830499
Counter point.
https://pastebin.com/2PFjFv22
It's all not without reason young grasshopper.

>> No.10830695

>>10828295
But this is right. Only brainlets don't get the proof.

>> No.10830707

>>10830695
We;; I can't say I understand those gliphs. .
Do I at least get a data card as pittance for verbally relating it?

Because whist maths may be universal.
Sylphs manifestation form conceptual formuli' gotta count for a bi.

>> No.10830768

>>10830384
In the very back you can see 2D > 3D

>> No.10831228

>>10826138
Is every line of this written by a different personality?

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>>10830675

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>>10831239
I honestly can't even, even if I could.
It read as babble. But might have nuggies of truth.

Like that 'scared genomics'. The 33 degree phenomenon is a tangible thing.
In large masses spinning there is a slight shift in force making the thirds of it a low pressure zone.

In my current resolve. I'm speculating that it's a quantum stack pass giving direction to magnetism's then it's just logic resonance from there.

But to get closer I need more algorithm logic. If sent off to Nordica., but I'm not expecting much.
As it was also a shitpost about.. Well just read.

>> No.10831266

>>10831262
The cognitive discordance that's cause that to happen.
https://youtu.be/f1x9lgX8GaE?t=5254

>> No.10832350

Who would win in a schizo contest, this weaboo fag or the CHAD "dying of anal fissure" Tooker?

>> No.10832950

>>10826061
Holly shit this is cringe

>> No.10834968

>>10831262
lol did you really send that email?

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>>10834968
Without second guessing my self.

>> No.10834977

>>10834971
how can i be like you?

>> No.10834983

>>10829035
nice ass golem

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>>10834977
Call it as you see'z it, nigga.
Fear not judgment.

Seriously science has kinda hit a stall.
And it's because we're hitting crisis point. Like I pointed out.
Neil said in the same paragraph.

>we're fucked as to how we can make dark matter work
>we've exhausted all this bullshit to explain it as a thing that can exist with our knowlege base
>B-but is this certainly is a real thing that is explained by dark matter (not that the data is right that the concept they created to fit the object is still true)
>Oh and I'm so smart that it's sooo profound that if you can't measure a thing because you don't know how. Then you're retarded. Not the thing you wish to measure
*fractional moment of glass shattering*

>> No.10835198

>>10830384
KEK, so ture.

>> No.10836324

>>10832350
At least Tooker can form sentences

>> No.10836527

>this garbage thread is still up
Fuck off retard.

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>> No.10838149

>>10827573
What is du? Depleted uranium?

>> No.10838150

>>10827555
The point of language is to introduce ambiguity and obscure meaning so we can get along without killing our wifes

>> No.10838199

>>10830695
inli brinlits dint git thi prif
ok intelectual

>> No.10838386

>>10830436
kek

>> No.10838438

>>10826061
>women cook for you so that if you break up with them, you'll have to suffer not being able to eat your favourite food without being reminded of them
>>>/r9k/

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Do better sci. Cmon

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So deep. Such intellectual. Wow

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>> No.10839688

>>10839281
why are all leftist memes tldr?

>> No.10839728

>>10838049
Explain
Is it just the rigor or something

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>> No.10839793

>>10838199
Typing like a retarded person to to try to claim the person you're replying to is retarded is a meme that should've died long ago.

>> No.10839873

>>10839299
lmaooooo